/heem/ - NATTY MW GOAT Edition

Thank you OP

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who is your favorite manlet?

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>>78229878

Post the full-card

>>78229933
DC

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*submits you*

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>>78230295
*stops your takedowns*

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Don't worry, we'll use your thread when mine hits the limit. I know how much this means to you buddeh ;)

>>78232181
Enjoy it while it lasts dude. People are getting sick of your shit. That was the last thread you will ever make. Everytime to spam a thread I promise you I will make another to ruin it and drive you out.

This is the thread

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>>78232977
>literally seething
You need to calm down and post less I think.

>>78233046
>I think
Oh, do you?

>>78232977
cringe

>>78233025
anything that isn't another bisping OP. shit is getting boring having the same OP every time

>>78232181
i honestly don't care if you make bisping OPs, but at least change the picture and shit. you can have a (you) but you won't get a reaction out of me. inb4 you reply with "literally seething" even though i'm clearly not

>>78232977
i doubt it

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>>78232977
Cringe

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>>78233055
>These grade school tier comebacks.
I see wit is certainly not your forte.

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>>78233061
I'll take it into consideration buddeh

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>>78233085
thx buddeh

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>DChumps

guys guys, what if one of Jon's teammates pulled a prank on him and sprinkled in some steroids, it's plausible right?

vroom vroom

>>78233104
I guess you never watched the movie. The bully loses in the end as the ethnic black community rallies to stop him.

>>78233111
zzzzzzzzzzzzz 0/10

>>78233082
>It's the white australian who hates white people again.
Your family dinners must be so awkward.

>>78233133
he's not white and he's not australian

>>78233082
>>78233111
This isn't how you sell a fight Robert

>>78233129
no. ice cube beats up the bully for chris tucker cause he can't do it himself. only there is no ice cube cause jones=goat

>>78233133
Admit that antidoping testers unfairly target blacks

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>>78233144
I'll bet you 2 buddehs he's whiter than rory macwhitey.

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>Post YFW Branch Heems Rockhold

>>78233150
Ice Cube = USADA
Chris Tucker = DC
Deebo = Jon Jones

>>78233150
I thought the DC character pulls his gold off of the bully and then kicks him. USADA = Ice Cube. Chris Tucker = Dana White cause he just sits back and doesn't try to fix anything.

>>78233161

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>>78233171
>>78233161
>tfw you drop the image
Eternal shame upon my family.

Sorry I made those posts.

>>78233165
>>78233169
no, USADA is the chick who told chris tucker to ask for it back. until someone heems jones there is no ice cube

Here is the friday scene, lets get our memes organized.

Mexicans are the diaz brothers BTW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc_BW8d6B30

>>78233188
USADA just heemed Jones into 4 year retirement

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Literally none of these women are attractive

>>78233193
>implying that image didn't come from facebook

>>78233197
that ain't what heem means

>>78233206
i like when guys aren't attracted to women i am attracted to. less competition for me

>>78233197
The state of MMA is such that Jon can sit out for 4 years and still come back and dominate for 5 years and go down in history as the GOAT.

>>78233206
Afraid of a strong woman, anon?

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>>78233193
Ummmm no sweetie

>>78233144
Seriously this just becaused he trained in Australia doesn't make him Australian

>>78233193
>Mexicans are the diaz brothers BTW
CHI

>>78233220
CONFIRMED WHITE

>>78233220
>>78233216
OH wait, here is the bike scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NltkUhVdMwE

>>78232181
What a nice guy Bispchad is

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>78233245
TJ deserves it for his dishonourable conduct in the gym.

>>78233218
All I'd have to do to beat them is sit on them

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>>78233220
>buddeh says

>>78233245
Yeah but then Faber's coming out of retirement at 135 to beat the Champion he created

>>78233241
friday is pure kino

>>78233245
Daily reminder Cody will lose a decision and blame it on >muh back

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>>78233206
>a sport that rewards physical combat attracts the ugliest, most defective androgynized low-class females barring a couple of exceptions
wew who would have thunk

>>78233270
What sport are you talking about?

>>78233279
WNBA

>>78233270
but strawweight is filled with qts.
In fact it's difficult to find a NON-qt.

115=qt
135= hideous
Really makes you wonder how 125 will turn out.
Paige has already ran over to it so it's off to a good start.

>>78233279
t. tranny lover

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Is he right to be waiting?

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>>78233220
Bisping is right. If you look mostly white or are even white-passing, you're part of white privilege and need to practice some introspection and try to be a good ally to us Persons of Colour. If you look pretty much white, you are white as far as I'm concerned.

>>78232181
How long have you been on 4chan today?

>>78233294
does he have brain damage from being so short?

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>>78233298
Archive detective?

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>>78233220
If Woodley was white his first title defense would have been Nate Marquadt and then he'd get Conor Mcgregor next.

That's pretty much what is going on with Bisping

>>78233294
>Mighty Mouse knew Borg wouldn't be able to make weight and expects a check for doing nothing
I use to like him but now he's a annoying little faggot

>>78232181
>>78233316

This is the guy that also makes the calendars.

>>78233316
It's pretty late here and I'm wondering if you've been on 4chan all day cause I remember seeing that same image when I checked in, in the morning

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>>78233298
Lmao I've literally been on here the entire day. I've only left my bed to piss.

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>>78233332
Use your detective skills

>>78233335
Are you the fella that springsbro has a screencap of admitting you're morbidly obese and need to get wheeled around?

If any of you out there are like me and have been dying for some awesome fucking high level fun MMA - I highly recommend revisiting this fight.
I forgot just how crazy this fight starts right from the first bell. Sheesh.

Also, upon rewatching the replay a handful of times of the supposed headbutt in round 3 that Rogan said caused the gash on Dom's left eyebrow - I see no way the way their heads hit could have caused that. If anything it was one of those vicious rights from Cody.

These were the Goldie days too :(

Seems so long ago.

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<--- Yaya

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>>78233345
What does this mean for tattoo artist?

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>>78233360

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>>78233322
Wh*te bois hate Woodley, when he didn't do anything except win fights. If he was wh*te, they would be on his dick so hard talking about he's proof the wh*te man is superior lmao.

>b-but he didn't fight Wonderboy like the last guys that fought him, that all got heemed by headkicks!
>b-but he didn't fight Maia like the last guys that fought him, that all got wrestlefucked
>waaah, why doesn't he stand and bang against guys that are terrified of coming within 10' of him? He should rush in carelessly!

Woodley is too smart for these one dimensional brainlet fighters.

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>>78233359
hmmmm

Oh so you've been here for almost 11 hours

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Did you get into a fatal accident? This is sad!

/heem/ police is on duty

>>78233322
more like "if woodley wasn't boring" or "if woodley didn't alienate fans"

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>Its revving time

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>>78233370
Well said bro

My personal favorite is "Woodley has bad cardio"

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>>78233379
At least you accomplished something with those Ace Detective skills eh buddeh?

>>78233402
>2 seconds to filename search on archives and look at timestamps

Now compare that to the 20 hours you've spent on 4chan jerking off to anime and spamming this general.

>>78233370
i don't blame him for using boring tactics, it was smart, but you ain't gonna win fans that way, or by accusing them of being racists. also bisping is 100x more fun to listen to

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>>78233398
I want you to know Woodleybro that I'm against racism in the UFC and I believe Tyron is a talented athlete.

Calendar has become unhinged, spamming his Ladd and Yaya folder.

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>>78233418
Hold up, gonna go do some MMA. Don't lose too much gas

>>78233420
>more fun to listen to
there go the mandrama biscucks again.

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>>78233418
I've only been here for a half hour though. You mixed up buddehs buddeh.

Even with all that time spent on the archives you can't get your shit straight.
Embarrassing.

>>78233375
So quirky

butternut squash is my favorite shoe enthusiast tshirt salesman

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>>78233458

>>78233449
Another 30 minute MMA work-out and back in time for cheeto spamming through the night? For sure you're a beast my guy

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>>78233422
This.

Woodley is a buddeh's lad.

>>78233456
the fact is that fans like charisma and to be entertained, not bored to death and accused of racism. it's his own fault for not having more fans

lawler's interviews were boring but his fighting style made up for it

>>78233457
Now literally compare to spergy who has been here for 11 hours buddeh

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>>78233479
I think you'd be surprised

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>>78233485
>and accused of racism
For sure MMA fans aren't racist my guy, we all voted for Bernie and those who didn't voted for Hillary.

>>78233420
Woodley is just a hard working family man, guys like that are usually boring to listen to. Woodley is the black GSP, he's dominating his competition but it's not pretty for the casuals that don't understand what they're watching.

Bisping is British and a funny guy, it's a major banter disadvantage.

Is it this easy to troll heem? Can I also avatar as a fighter? I'm thinking about going with Max Holloway.

>>78233506
i'm not saying there aren't racist fans. i'm saying the non-racist fans don't like being accused of it. and they also don't tune into mma interviews to hear about racism, they want to hear about fighting

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>>78233525
taken

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>>78233506
>spainsperg caps used to prove a point
Questionable decision.

>>78233526
There was an overwhelming negative response to Woodley heeming Lawler marked by the image that I just showed you.

>>78233529
Cruz?

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>if Schaub just started fighting a few years later, he'd have been in the USADA era and have been considered an all-time great heavyweight

>>78233525
Start making calendars, fighter heads, create multiple folders for wmma fighters, shill for Bisping, post baby pictures of fighters, and tell people to grow up whenever they insult you.

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heeminder

>>78233547
I know that feel all too well brother.

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>he's been spamming reports for 3 hours straight

>>78233545
what's your point. i already acknowledged there are racist fans and that my point does not depend on claiming otherwise. also lawler was a huge fan favorite coming off 2 fight of the years

oh great another literal who WMMA sloot is being spammed

at least this means the aspen ladd spam is over

>>78233572
It's the same guy, the calendar guy.

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Can we go back to making fun of Fwonkie "le boxercise into a double" Pedgar?

He rekt my low-key boy Yair pretty badly

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Leave Stiopic to me.

>>78233351
No that's me

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>>78233563

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>>78233583

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>>78233572
why not both?

>>78233572
It's LITERALLY the same mentally ill guy

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Watch this...

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>>78233557

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>>78233360
Why would you need to take your top/bra off just for a tattoo?

>>78233575
you're gonna be so mad when fwonkie heems max

>>78233576
Not even with roids.

>>78233599
curious about the hole for sure

>>78233602
Max is unheemable

>>78233598
Grow up

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>>78233616
Heem is a kewd free zone.

>>78233618
he will get tapped

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>>78233627
whos her thicc friend

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>tfw accidentally started several cancerous memes on /heem/

*In Chris Weidman voice after getting concussed by Mousasi*

I'm so sorry

I'm so sorry

>>78233626
He will win a close split decision

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>>78233640
Here.
I got some better pictures for you.

Whenever I struggle on a rep at the gym I think about fucking Karolina in her ass and end up pushing through

>>78233653
Enjoy that ban you obese loser

>>78233640
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2732939-tyron-woodley-may-undergo-surgery-for-shoulder-injury-considering-options

*breaks shoulder trying to beat up a predictable old man*

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>>78233661
Curling 5lbs dumb-bells ain't no joke my guy

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>>78233661
that's hot

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>>78233653
Real Champions abide by the rules my buddeh.

I'm not some cheating roidhue canadian bacon poutine eating wannabe gymnast.

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>>78233653
Does her fapping set include B- hole?

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>>78233672

*stuffs 24 takedowns in a 25 minute fight*

*doesn't get backpacked like 8 other unfortunate schmucks*

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>>78233668
i posted that from my phone because we all know you're on spamming reports right now you fucking loser.. you've gotta be the lowest piece of shit here. i bet policing heem is all you have

>>78233366

what does this even mean? isnt it kind of obvious that where there is love there is life? why do you need to get it tattood on your back? it would possibly make more sense the other way around, but like this it's about as profound as saying where there is sunlight, there is a sun, or where there is leaves, there is a tree.

my head is imploding thinking about this

>>78233678
nope just boring

>>78233705
>Admitting to ban evasion
Like Jon, for sure enjoy that ban

>>78233705
Better than being the guy known for making calendars and taking picks.

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>>78233716
Damn, you gonna get me banned? Oh noooooo

>>78233702
Enjoy your surgery my guy. For sure you'll have a crack at GSP next

>>78233705
>Cares so much about being banned from his friend simulator he switches to his phone
>Has a nude of Kailin Curran to share with his heem buddies whenever the time calls for it
No one here is your friend.

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>>78233708
Because the guy came on her tattoo later to make it literal
Also she's another random whore with tattoos that have no meaning, go to a shopping centre right now and you'll find tons of them
-Marilyn Monroe

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>>78233709
Pobody's Nerfect?

I'm ambivalent about boring fights these days. I was watching my old pride disks and realized how many terrible fights I've watched. Must easily be in the hundreds.

At least Woodley fights are high tension.

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>>78233737
I'm his friend

>166 replies
>36 posters

Was it autism?

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>>78233738
>Because the guy came on her tattoo later to make it literal
noooo not my fiancé

>>78233709
Only McCasuals think T-GOAT is boring

>>78233751
Mentally ill losers who spam scat gotta stick together I guess.

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>>78233751
This

Surprised you aren't taking meds from all the revv'ing

>>78233737
i like him more than you

>>78233748
yeah but coming off lawler being the champ it's just night and day

>>78233757
lol sure

>le mark henry
>le double jab into a single leg
>le overhand ground and pound from half guard
>le head bobble on the outside

fwonkie PEDgar is for sure gonna get his boxercise panic wrestling exposed by yair in the rematch with a tornado kick that FLUSHES him down the shitter

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>>78233756
Schaub doesn't suspect a thing

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>>78233769

>>78233769
>le
cringe

>>78233779
Come on then, link that tweet.

>>78233576
based

he just passed the 12 hour mark boys

>>78233768
That's a much more fair argument. But at the same time I feel lawler's was on borrowed time with his style of take one to give one.
I mean this is the same guy the got tko'd by Nick Diaz. You knew his time was going to be short and violent.

Woodley is tactical and intelligent. He's not just going to charge into a firefight.

>>78233769
I seriously hate Frankie's camp. I feel like they're garbage broscience jocks, and a great fighter like Frankie should have been a 2x champ instead of being a pay check for these pizza making bums.

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>>78233794
chill out Scat Springs

>>78233805
Whatever you say, pedo.

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>mfw moral springs won a split decision against hurricane irma

Coral Springs. Are you a Bisping fan?

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The eye has to be tucked buddeh

>>78233816
More like a 30-26
>>78233817
I tend to root for all the fighters that have been around for a while. Not gonna say I was a Bisping fan from the beginning, but when he won the belt I was really happy for him.

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>>78233817
Bisping has been brutally finished several times so of course he is, stupid question 2bh

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>>78233790
Yair GADOOSHES him in the rematch 100%

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>>78233823
What about the poop?

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we lost a legend today

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gooby
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Who here /tuckstheirchin/?

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>>78233769

>>78233834
/heem/ police has you that triggered?

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<===== gooby

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>>78233834
>mfw it's legit

this thread is so damn bad

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>>78233823
He fought trough that and multiple knockdowns to defend his championship and derail the Lion Hendo. Unfortunately The Lion didn't bet on The King being the Lionheart and The King forced the H-Bomb into retirement since he knew in his soul he would never reach the throne of the king.

A legend was buried that day, but a new one begun his reign atop mount Olympus. All those who gaze upon his continence know they stand before a Warrior, a God, a Champion.

He is and forever will be our King.

Bisking Bless Buddehs.

>>78233769
>tfw you started the fwonkieposting meme to move the lines

>tfw won so much free money that fight

Thanks guys ;^D

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>>78233289

all of the women who pack on muscle with testosterone are the reasons the higher way classes look hideous


You would think they would look at cyborg as a vision of the future if they keep it up

>>78233834
Ariel would be so triggered by heem IRL, would porbably cry

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Can you see me buddeh

>>78233876
Id call him a sniveling kike who works for modern day Pravda 2bh

>>78233881
Bisping has so much heart. So proud of him for being such an unreal champ.

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you boys ready, watch this

<--------- boogy

lmao

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>>78233881

can you see me NOW

Can you see me NOWWWWWWWWW

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>>78233898

>>78233861
>this thread
All /heem/ threads are bad. Too many spergs and dickriders. At least we're not riddled with tripcancer like /nfl/

>>78233370
>>b-but he didn't fight Maia like the last guys that fought him, that all got wrestlefucked

So are we just ignoring that Rory fought Maia, won, and had a good fight?

Because it's not controversial to me to think that Rory is obviously the better fighter, but you seem the type to sperg out for threads about it.

alright revved him up good for you boys, night lads

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<----- gewby

>>78233917
>roidry

>>78233918
How do you do it? How do you rev him up so bad every single time?

>>78233910
too many losers with free time here, like the one bisping sperg who is here all day ITCHING to make the next thread like he gets paid for it

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>imagining a /heem/ without wmma posting, bisping/tyron posting and no scat spammer

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He ran away boys before he got to see my super ultra-rare

<-00000000000 goobs

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next thread for sure is Yaya edition

>>78233929
Check out how many knockouts Roidley has post and pre USADA, my guy.

>>78233943
It's one person for the most part, the picksguy.

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<---goaty

>>78233687
>View behind ngannou always gets deleted in seconds
>Kailin nudes still up

>>78233917
>and had a good fight
lol this is the 1st im hearing about that being a good fight from anyone

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>>78233966
mods aren't gay. you aren't wanted around these parts

>>78233966
You're a literal faggot, aren't you?

>>78233976
t.obese scatspammer

>>78233975
Compared to Woodley/Maia?

It's not a great fight, but it's good enough.

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>Jon do you think I'm just gonna sit there and let you deny my succ?
>I mean really

>>78233966
>View behind ngannou
?

>>78233960
That is legitimately terrifying.

>>78233988
It was a boring fight, and Rory couldn't finish either, also it lasted only 3 rounds compared to 5.

Funny though that almost no one ever brings up the absolute snoozefest that Rory vs. Thompson was, despite all the hype there was surrounding it. It was a 5 round staring session mixed in with imanari rolls and teeps.

>>78233960
Goats don't tap

>>78233975
That's because you're a casual that doesn't even like Woodley. You just latched onto him after 201 for attention

>>78234020
no one ever says, "rory vs. maia? yeah that was a good fight, I'm gonna go watch it again on fight pass!"

>>78233932
because I'm good at it my dude, I've revved him up so many times now its ridiculous lmao

Bruce Lee said it best:
Fear not the man who has revved 10,000 spergs once, but fear the man who has revved one sperg 10,000 times.

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>>78233863
Couldn't have said it better myself. You are a poet, Canada

>>78234030
Here's a (You). Now shoo

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>Bisping isn't mandrama
Lmao so hard

>>78234052
hey its kinda what I do lol

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>>78233933
For sure my man

>>78234013
that never happened, rory didnt get btfo twice and run to lelator

>>78234067
jesus who did that to him?

>>78234055
I'll bite, tell me what was so exciting about that fight

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>>78234071
holy shit is that Joanna Zanella

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>>78234044
What happened to going to sleep turby?

Just had to check in one more time like a good little slave?

Also

<--------- gooby

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that's it lads show's over

Only Americans should be allowed to make threads.

if no Americans are online then the duties should fall to Argentinians and then Canadians.

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>>78234052


>>78234066
Don't pretend to be me worser Canada. Though you are still my buddeh.

>>78233730
saved for gamethread bunda posting

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>>78234083

>>78234104
I'm ok with Chile making Benton. Spooge threads, Canada can get fucked

>>78234071
ban kek

>>78234106
you pretended to be me first buddeh

closing in on 13+ hours

yikes!

>>78234071
>immediately [deleted]

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Poland is the only based Bisping poster, rest of you mongoloids can get fucked

>>78234134
Damn do you ever go to sleep?

So we all have a consensus that Bisping cant possibly KO GSP and that Bisping also cant possibly submit GSP, right?

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>>78234149
Pillow-fisted in both hands and garbage on the ground

i haven't watched MMA in 10 months. what did i miss?

>>78234149
bisping's only chance is grinding out a decision against an old pregnant welterweight

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>>78234121
You wish buddeh.
I'm the original innovator, heretofor troubadour of heem folklore. You're just an impersonator herbivore.

>>78234098
Career deleted.

>>78234134
Poland is a good lad.

>>78234168
Absolutely nothing. Sport is dying on the vine.

>>78233918
>>78234044
lmao you still lurking bud? c'mon i know you still are

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>>78234149
*taps to strikes*

>>78234177
>why dont people like a boring split decision journeyman who lucked his way to the title
asking the tough questions there

>>78234179
he takes 30 minute exercise breaks (eating poutine and timbits)

>coral springs didnt lose electricity from irma

>>78234203
I did lose power for about 12 hours on Sunday and got it back in time to catch the 2nd half of the Giants game.

>>78234200
KO'ing the champ is luck now? Or do you mean saving a card on 11 days notice.

>>78234219
Uriah Hall KO'd Mousasi, do you think that wasn't luck?

Why do you losers talk about the same fighters and the same fights over and over and over again? At some point it has to get tiring right?

>>78234219
>KO'ing the champ is luck now?
it's so pathetic when people say that. he literally punched him in the face until he was unconscious, and somehow that's luck

>>78234232
you act like they're playing d&d where attacks are based on dice rolls

>>78234248
>fighters only fight once

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>h8ers L I T E R A L L Y are obsessed with you

>>78234250
So you're saying Hall KO'ing Mousasi wasn't luck and that means he's clearly better despite what the rematch proved. Okay retard.

>>78234271
he wouldn't know about Cain vs JDS either being literal mandrama

>>78234248
There are some keywords you just need to filter

>>78234256
The only person in the UFC thats luckier than Bisping is Weidman and Weidman got basically murdered in his last fight.

Bisping knows how lucky he is and has dodged fights as long as possible, as to not only be the champ for a fucking week.

>>78234248
Look at the posters count in the bottom right
Go look at it for recent /heem/ threads too
Notice how low that poster count is
Now look at any other general in /sp/ and see how the poster count is higher 95% of the time
/heem/ is the same posters making the same posts over and over and over and over, it is pure repetition, day in, day out

>>78234271
so the first fight was luck but the rematch wasn't? lol ok. cool insults bro, you aren't smart

>>78234294
To be fair, handegg season kinda cucks us

Jon Jones vs Lesnar on Bellator in Madison Square Garden confirmed

>>78234294
I figure it's the same losers doing it, but do they ever stop or take breaks? What sort of accomplishment do you get from doing this sort of thing? Doing it once or twice is bad enough.

>>78234298
No it wasn't cause everyone and their nan knows that Mousasi is a better fighter than Hall everywhere, and that the first fight was a fluke. You aren't smart for trying to act like flukes don't happen in this sport.

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Conor confirmed for DYEL

>>78234332
so only the results you agree with are valid? even if a fighter loses 99 times and wins the 100th fight, that isn't a fluke. he earned that victory. flukes do not exist, just unexpected results. there is no luck in this game. the only exceptions are outside interference or bad referees/judges. i bet you think there are flukes in chess too

oh for sure puke cuckhold is a slick boxer my guy his angles would totally throw off golovkin his jab would land

>>78234373
Seems like you don't know what fluke means so here you go

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fluke+definition

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>>78234421
B-But muh meme kicks

>>78234425
you have no way to know whether it is unlikely, other than your opinion which was proven wrong. based on the facts, bisping has 50% chance of beating luke, and mousasi has 50% chance of beating hall. any other percentages are just based on your opinions which were proven wrong. if bisping beating luke was a fluke, then so was luke beating bisping

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>>78234421
These posts are silly but they always make me laugh.

Who was it that called him Fluke Gravelgrasp the other day? That was fantastic.

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>>78229933
I only like heavyweights, and I think the only manlet heavyweight in the UFC right now is Mark Hunt.
If you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight, no fucking excuses.
LHWs and MWs are HWs that cut weight.
WWs and below are HWs that refuse to gain weight.
Remove the upper limit from heavyweight, move the lower limit to 200lbs and get rid of all other weight classes.

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money money money money team