>>78229862
>dropped by a 50 year old
free brian bowels
Conor doesn't feel the same after losing to Floyd. Something feels off
>shitcanned by a fat crippled discount wonderbitch
hey guys how's your heem karma going
I got +234 just for posting kookies :D
much respect I love you all
>10 posts early
>>78229882
CTE
You can tell he was scared of everything after he apologized to Dana
>>78229862
Not gonna lie seeing Bisping get the belt and then proceed to duck and dodge at least 5 legitimate contenders has me triggered to the fullest.
Who could beat Cody?
>Go away from me, don't come to me
>>78229966
His dad
>>78229966
Rematch Dom
>>78229978
hahahahaHAHAHA
>>78229987
Stop laughing
I still think Weidman is on his way to Bellator. He just can't handle the MW's anymore. He should go down to WW if possible.
Im a Roc-car-romero-bert fan and i can admit what we're all thinking
Michael Bisping is the greatest Middleweight in MMA history
>>78229881
Does Tyron cut the most weight out of all the fighters? 205 -> 170 is a huge leap
<----- 1
PissPee is a chinlet who gets dropped or wobbled in almost every fight he's in. His cardio is overrated. I would stake a lot of money on Elias Theodorou if they were ever to cross paths, but I don't think that loser has the balls to fight anyone that's not over 40 or coming out of retirement.
>>78230011
I do too. As crazy as it sounds we could end up seeing Weidman-Rockhold 2 in Bellator
Bryan Barberena would end Romero's career in a five rounder
>>78229882
you sound like you are fucking him m8
>>78230011
WW is too much for him. He should try going down to LW and challenge Conor for the belt.
>>78230059
You sound jelly
>haven't said a thing to them and they are still revv'd up
>His head is too small
>>78230086
D-D-Don't make me pull out the archives again!!!
he hasn't moved a muscle today except to spam his friend simulator!! Yikes!
>>78230071
His glass chin would get destroyed by conor
Maybe he could cut down to flyweight? Might have success there and could probably beat mighty manlet
>>78230011
Going from 215 pounds to 170 is near suicide
>>78230114
He would get destroyed by Mighty Meme. He is used to bigger opponents. Maybe straweight would be best so he can end the Joana meme
>>78230110
>dat post fight interview vs giblets where he was slurring horribly and couldn't form a proper sentence
He unironically has advanced cte and will die young
Is Rockhold v Branch happening the same time as GGG v Canelo?
Poor Luke
>>78230152
Actually same time? no chance to watch both?
Box is only good for the main event anyway
Fighters you love in the octagon but despite outside of the octagon?
Pic related. Too cringey
>>78230152
>Luke gets to heem some nobody and get paid
>"poor Luke"
>>78230152
if it's at the same time I will unironically watch Canelo vs triple G
>>78230152
Canelo and GGG walk out the exact same time as Mike vs Thiago
>>78230169
After May Mac I swore to never invest in boxing again. Maybe its the TMT style of boxing, but it was boring. Also there were like only 4 fights on the main card.
Fighters you love in the octagon and also love outside of the octagon?
For me it's bisping
>>78230195
Joe comes off as one of those guys who touches his friends too much
really makes me think
>>78230197
From what I can tell no one gives a single fuck about anything outside the main event when it comes to boxing anyway
Probably because people realise it's more of a spectacle than a "sport"
>>78230197
>He paid $100 for the fight
http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/30/paulie-malignaggi-floyd-mayweather-conor-mcgregor/
>PAULIE MALIGNAGGI:
I WASN'T REALLY SPYING FOR MAYWEATHER
This kills the suckas posting
>>78230239
who
>>78230224
This is such a casual post. Are you dumb?
>>78230246
The man who kicked Conor's ass in sparring
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-4843780/I-d-make-Conor-McGregor-quit-says-Paulie-Malignaggi.html
>>78230248
Could a dumb person heem you three ways from sunday?
Watch who you speak to, kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBWjA_5ptSk
This loser doesn't know SHIT about /heem/ memes, he's so casual he thinks Bisping isn't the Natty GOAT top kek
>>78230239
So how about that sparring footage being released after?
Which company makes the best headgear?
>>78230279
Its irrelevant now
>>78230140
weidman's interview after mousasi was worse
THAT'S THE FUCKIN' SNEED
>>78230321
Cause Paulie was telling the truth and Connor actually got beat up?
>>78230324
Whenever Weidman talks its worst. He sounds like the typical highschool jock.
>>78230339
No because its over. Get over it.
>>78230350
>lost to a 40 year old flyweight with glass hands
I will never get over it
>>78230341
t. Virgin
>>78230367
>get 100 million taking minimal brain damage
>>78230392
>minimal brain damage
[incoherent sperging out on social media intensifies]
Whole invincible aura gone cause everyone watched him getting pinged around by a 40 year old man he outweighed by 25 lbs.
>poonald poorone gonna get heemed by a literal nobody in front of his dying grandma
>AGAIN
Howling
What chance would this LOSER stand against Tyrone?
AHAHAHHAHA!
>>78230412
>Whole invincible aura gone
that happened last year when Nate double tapped him
>>78230420
*kicks your leg*
>>78230420
RDA by 1st round KO
>People ITT reading this right now actually think the snake TJ Dillashaw will beat Cody Garbrandt
>>78230427
Getting beat up by Floyd and stopped was more embarrassing, especially when he can't say that Floyd was the bigger man and outweighed him by 50 kilos.
>>78230420
Finally! A style that will allow me to show off my full arsenal!
>so many spergs begging for (You)s
calm down kids
>>78230412
That news story is bullshit, it all stems from that one doctor that said he "may" have been off balance and stumbling at the end of the fight because of a concussion
More likely it was because he was gassed
>>78230453
>this is what Dee has to look at before she kisses him
>>78230437
>was more embarrassing than being undefeated in the UFC and losing to Nate Diaz
nah, he lost to the GOAT boxer in a different sport while making 100m. Nate's win was much more embarrassing.
>>78230453
Yeah his own family was so worried and looking away from the fight cause they saw he was a little bit tired.
>>78230488
Reminds me of a similar moment...
Bisping has spoken
>>78230474
I'd say losing to a flyweight in boxing only is more embarrassing but we'll agree to disagree.
Someone count how many posts in this thread are bisping related
..
And remember there is AT LEAST 2 more months of this
>>78230512
What about losing to Clay Guida while being 6 ft.
>>78230524
To be fair, he really hasn't posted a lot. Its mostly the anti-Bisping guys.
>>78230512
Did you forget Conor had just heemed Aldo dead in 13 seconds? He was legitimately on top at that point. That Conor got choked to death.
I kinda want Rose to beat JJ because MUH DIK
>>78230524
It'll die out after a while, especially considering the spicy bangers that the next card will bring
New episode is up
>>78230534
Yeah but he could make excuses about how Nate was so much bigger and how he had no time to prepare. He can't make those excuses against someone 11 years older than him and who used to fight at 126 lbs.
>>78230550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5IgzokMOGo
My favourite fighter
>>78230508
He is not wrong.
The man who currently holds the Undisputed Ultimate Fighting Championship Middleweight Belt is correct in what he says. The cheater, who failed three (3) drug tests should get a lifetime ban for his actions, which are condemnable in every facet imaginable of this respectable sport.
Ban the cheat! Ban him! Ban the cheater!
>>78230534
And then he avenged his loss by destroying nate in the rematch and then shadow realming eddie for the title
>>78230565
>whose Waldo
>the most JUST fighter in the ufc atm barr rockhold
>>78230566
Natty bless
>>78230565
Gilbert Burns is the best Brazilian boy
Has anyone ever looked so JUSTED in their post fight interview?
>>78230540
She's the only one in the division who has a chance of beating her but she has to finish JJ.
>>78230611
>>78230591
DC is going to be calling Bisping's fight. Maximum comfiness.
>>78230613
oh for sure andrade by decision is the move my man
>>78230193
It's platinum time. I'll watch the highlights of box
>Create a conditioning program and charge $250 for it
>Have the worst cardio of anyone that is ranked under 170 lbs
What did Pubey mean by this?
>>78230583
Why do you be so mean? Everytime I post Aldo
>>78230605
I really like Gilbert Burns as well
>>78230632
*still beats a triathlete to a pulp for 25 mins*
>>78230239
DCustomers still seething Jon won fair and square by KO
>>78230645
>Go all out for 8 minutes
>Spend the other 17 running away
Couldn't stop laffing when I saw him trying to do the same against old man Floyd.
does anybody actually believe Michael Bisping could beat Tyron Woodley in a 5 round fight? I can't even see it happening desu. Even if Woodley cut to 170 and Bisping were at 185. Woodley would heem his shit quick
UFC Middleweight champion Michael Bisping
>>78230663
For sure he spent over 3 rounds running around Nate
I think this is the funniest video I've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqX7wCjQec
>>78230669
Listen, when I look a the 15 top ranked welterweights and the 15 top ranked middleweights, I am hard pressed to pick out more than 5 people who aren't over 40 he could beat convincingly over 5 rounds. I think that even some lightweights like Tony Ferguson and Khabib could beat him up, that's just how terrible I think he is.
https://twitter.com/gokhantherebel/status/902289835884457986
MUUUUNSTTERRR
>>78230682
He spent 2.5 rounds running away cause he gassed out. If Nate really wanted to, he could have finished the fight here, but he was holding out on that 3rd fight.
>>78230669
Tyron would lose hard, he'd play safe and gas against the best cardio in the middleweight division
Did you know Michael bisping has a resting heart rate of 34 bpm?
>>78230719
Just like he gassed out against wonderpizza?
>>78230718
>Aldo
He just got lucky. It was a fluke!
>Nate
It's bullshit. The judges were bought!
>Alvarez
He shouldn't have even had the belt in the first place!
MAD
AS
FUCK
>>78230719
>tfw doctors always think you're dying
>>78230718
Nate held back on becoming the biggest name in mma and making millions every fight?
I don't think so
>>78230738
Wonderboy had a staring contest with him. There was no energy expent
>>78230747
What does any of that have to do with what I said?
>>78230738
Yeah, because that match was a slugfest, right?
>>78230568
>Two Ws
>>78230758
>Woodley is gonna gas out xD
>Knocks him down in both fights in the championship rounds
Meanwhile Conner can't hurt anyone after round 2 is over cause all his power is gone lol
>>78230775
Can't gas if you don't use any energy
>people still debating 202
>people still debating 204
>people still debating 209
>>78230781
He dropped that great white hype in the championship rounds that uses energy.
Who would win? Weight cut ti 205 with no hydration Jon Jones or Walking Weight Woodley?
1 round only
>>78230787
>Not having restless nights over how rigged UFC 1 was
korean zombie still ranked at #5
>>78230787
>no one debating ufc 199
>>78230795
One of the few times in the entire fight he expended energy. He wasn't expending energy the entire time. Please stop I'm literally cringing reading your posts!
>people still debating UFC 100
Post yfw Branch Heems Rockhold
>>78230640
>I really like Gilbert Burns as well
Not as much as me
>>78230853
He expended energy winning round 1 and knocking him down multiple times.
>he'll le gas out after 3 minutes
Cringing at this autism after all these months
>>78230843
This
>>78230811
>despite it being 1 round tyron still does nothing to conserve energy
>jon wind because he landed like 3 leg kicks, the only significant strikes in the fight
>tyron blames racism
How come bisroid fans never bring up his last title defense?
>>78230857
>Invent fighting
>0 (Zero) UFC fighters
If they're shit at MMA, and shit at football - then what the fuck do they do?
Don't tell me 1.3 billion people really invest all of their interest into ping pong.
>>78230873
He layed on Wonderboy after a bitch kick. He expended very little energy. Not hard.
>knocking him down multiple times
In the fourth, then he gassed in the fifth
*revs up sperg*
>>78230702
he sounds like he's talking about Fedor at times.
>>78230896
Emphasis on the defense there champ, because he successfully defended his title in an absolute banger
>>78230915
>forgetting the natty king
>>78230930
>getting beat up by a 50 year old man so badly you need 3 surgeries
>>78230896
H8rs just remember 2 H-bombs and forget Bisping was still kicking his ass
>>78230896
Same reason they never bring up Connor's
>>78230887
>*jon wins
also he pops afterwards
>>78230921
woodley will never EVER have a fight like this again
Dank OC incoming, i need some tiger schaub pictures!
>>78230420
t. rorytard
>nobody wished Hendricks happy birthday
:(
>>78230966
https://www.instagram.com/tigerschaub/?hl=en
>>78230999
Hopefully nobody bought him a cake either
>turn on fight pass 24/7 feed
>twood getting boo'd after a boring fight in strikeforce
>>78231020
THANK YOU
I checked out that game of thrones show Schaub recommended. It's actually quite good. The Schaub Seal of Approval never fails!
>>78231036
Why no female refs in the UFC?
>>78231020
Wow, whoring your child on instagram like that. What a faggot.
>>78231077
There's one in Brazil they sometimes use.
>>78231093
You think thats bad? He is already giving his poor kid CTE
>>78229877
he looks just like Mark Wahlberg in Fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wC8Ab5AZeE
>>78230271
careful bud there's a dangerous spider next to you or whatever you people love to bitch about
>>78231020
Damn, her dad is whiter than Schaub.
>>78231145
killyourself/10
>>78231145
Yikes!
>>78231156
bud, i can't recall the last time you contributes something that wasn't shit out from reddit
>>78231020
>Instagram for a toddler
>>78231170
I`m the nigger that has been posting wrestling observer pastebins every thursday for the last 5 weeks.
Off yourself m8
>>78231192
>I`m the nigger
do you run fast? get lost faggot
>>78231077
>tfw no trap mma ref gf
>>78231145
kys
>>78231093
I'm sure if he sees the Tiger posting in a famous pedophilic frog hate speech board he will change his mind soon
Assuming ofc that CTE hasnt clouded his judging abilities completely
>>78230915
Martial arts and most competitive sports were banned for decades. Boxing wasn't legal until the late 80s and it took about 15 years before they had decent amateurs and started to medal at the Olympics. They'll probably develop some boarding school for fighting-type system like in Chechnya and start producing good fighters in 10 years or so.
Ping pong is different because they've got a solid developmental & training program that's been in place for many years, same with many other Olympic sports. Given enough time they'll close the gap in talent with their fighters.
>>78231192
>he thinks this is a good thing
>>78231206
yeah man, fuck mma discussion.
>>78231201
Ummmm
Anyone that unironically says "kys" is under the age of 16
>>78231145
Was the joke that you're pretending to be retarded?
>>78231205
UFC, ACB, GLORY Kickboxing, all have cards in China soon. inroads are being made.
>>78231145
the idea is there
>>78231228
Fuckin neck yourself fag
>>78231236
>Was the joke that you're pretending to be retarded?
the only retard here is you and Canada
>>78231247
thanks bong, could use some fine tuning hope someone perfects it
>>78231250
That's better
>>78231228
>rape is funny
>lol tiger and tony
kys
>>78231247
>>78231261
its already been made
Do like Jimmy Lennon Jr. as the ring announcer on this stream. He`s comfy.
>>78231109
Yeah and she is absolutely atrocious at her job, as is Kim Winslow. Women have no place reffing 2 men in a cage fight
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2732939-tyron-woodley-may-undergo-surgery-for-shoulder-injury-considering-options
*inhales*
>>78229862
Bisping looks like Ricky Hatton's chad brother
Aspen Ladd
>>78231238
I think it's only a matter of time. They may end up having quality fighters before anybody establishes a real market in the country
>>78231265
Sperg more
>>78231297
Could be
>>78231331
mommy wake up!
>>78231293
Camila Albequerque
>>78231294
well at least the man had 3 defences in a year
>>78231333
will someone eventually explain this meme to me
I mean Schaub deserves having his kid pics circulating on these boards and he's a braindamaged idiot for sure thinking that instagram pics can not be downloaded,but what the fuck is this meme about
>>78231294
>actually got injured by Maia
Jesus, I must have missed it when I was napping
Guy who is making threads make ruthless edition stop witj bisbong spam
>>78231220
Please link this tweet, I'll wait.
>m-muh B sample
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/907775462587297792
>>78231145
Do you get pleasure this? Is this one of your sick pedophile fantasies?
>>78231401
I don't bookmark everything like you
>>78231354
>>78231398
>>78231411
they actually believed he was a changed man
>>78231145
Seek help, not even joking.
>>78231411
>>78231331
what weight class is she?
>>78231452
muhdiccweight
>>78231378
>what the fuck is this meme about
It's not really a meme, there's one guy here all day who replies to everything anti-Schaub so spergs do it for unlimited (You)s
<------ Aspen Ladd
>>78231411
It was from a tainted supplement
So DC is gonna get the belt back and defend against Gus/Oezdemir winner? If DC beat the winner he better get an immediate HW titleshot to retire off of
>>78231470
im sure it's the same sperg arguing with himself at this point
>>78231452
WHW
>>78231411
>m-muh tainted something
DC will win the belt and get his loss overturned to a win
>>78231411
JUST
>>78231490
Conor and DC are done. After that first KO a fighter never recovers
>>78231411
Strip this man
With news of Failed B sample how long until we hear about his punishment? he still has to go to the "commission court" in several months or so?
>yfw dj borg gets put on 216
>yfw dj misses weight
>>78231503
Bisping got absolutely heem'd to fuck by Hendo and TRTor and is currently on the height of his career
>>78230960
Yeah cause everyone is afraid of his power. But Woodley is a complete martial artist and wanted to prove Joe Rogan and all the closet racists that he can go an easy 25 minutes.
>>78229862
atta boy!
<------ Natty
>>78231528
Probably later November early December they'll have the decision, should be more or less around the same timeframe as it was last year I'd imagine
>>78230838
Him vs lamas should be rebooked
A changed man(not really) Jon Jones in Rizin heeming cans ded
This could end well
>>78231530
>currently on the height of his career
Fighting retired welterweights after an 18 month lay-off?
>>78231566
You mean 12?
Whittaker is 2017 FOTY
Either him or Max.
Hard to think of anyone else.
>>78231530
Too true buddeh
>>78231539
Bless
p4p most cringe
schaub posting
ladd posting
bisping posting
tyrone posting
maymac posting
Literally made for _____ _____
>>78231559
he can't fight until the ban is over. He is under contract with the UFC and the UFC won't let him fight outside of USADA testing because that would piss off USADA so it wouldn't be worth it for the UFC. He's done. He can't get out of the contract so he wont ever fight again probably
>>78231599
The zoo
>>78231566
5-0 in his last 5 with wins against Rockuck and Silva.
Anyone who shits on the Hendo fight is a gimp. Hendo was and still is dangerous as fuck.
>>78231597
All that autism is perpetuated by one guy, and it's all a bastard child of what coralsperg used to do here for 2 years till even he got bored of it.
Rumor has it that Dana White showed up at Jon Jones gym looking to confiscate the light heavyweight belt unannounced. However Jon Jones has lookouts in front the building, so he got the heads up that Dana was in the parking lot smoking weed with Joe Rogan and Sean O 'Malley and Snoop Dogg.
Word is, Bones hid underneath the training Octagon for 14 hours with the belt and all his boys pretended he wasn't there. Dana and Joe searched all around and couldn't find Jon and said they'd be back.
Later on some snitch texted Sean O' Malley and said Jones was underneath the ring the whole time. When Dana found out about this he was PISSED.
>>78231613
>>78231542
>>78231432
>>78231331
>>78231309
/heem/ police please escort this guy out of the thread.
Jon Jones will dominate no-gi jew jitsu
HERE WE GO TURBY LETS SEE IT BUD
>>78231611
People forget Hendo KO'ed Fedor. Bisping is admirable for taking and surviving what Fedor couldn't during his second fight
>>78231635
I am the heem police
USADA CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>78231611
>5-0 in his last 5
For sure CB Dolloway and Thales Leites(split) were good wins my guy.
Mainstream MMA media utterly BTFO today, in total damage control mode
>>78231651
Impersonating an officer is a crime
Why are there more spastics here than there are on /box/?
>when his weightclass has people under 6'2
>>78231601
Lets say Rizin offer him legal advise and huge money to break his contract
what could be the consequences?I mean is it worthy?I am not familiar with how this stuff works
>>78231655
Dolloway and Leites are basically Romero's level. The latter could absolutely beat the shit out of Romero
>>78231670
Jason Parillo said that Kailin dropped Bisping a couple of times in sparring
>>78231434
Beast but pussy why didnt he atleast try to finish maia
>>78231669
/box/ has less people in general and most of them are redditurds
>>78231665
i live in the archives friendo
>>78231675
>Getting wobbled by a pajama wearing guy
Lmao!
>>78231669
No clue but the h8rs seem more spergy than they claim me too be
This is the guy who in the week leading up to the fight, on his own podcast, was praising Jones for his past drug offences, praising the fact that he could snort cork the week of a fight and still win, and calling him awesome as fuck my man and whatever faggot phrases he uses.
>>78231699
Romero got his shit pushed in by some aussie limp fat welterweight aussie cuck
grow up
>>78231695
Actually they have more people and less spastics
>>78231701
dude, the OP is just as important to him as it is you. You're making these early bisping threads just to "anger" two guys on the daily
>>78231701
You're one of the spastics I'm referring to.
>>78230021
in hes channel he said he usually weigh 185~186 pounds on the day of the fight
>>78231701
>Don't join the sperg thread
>spams thread
>don't post in his thread
>spams thread
Thats kinda sad. Why do people make a huge deal out of OP's?
>>78231707
>some aussie limp fat welterweight aussie cuck
you mean the guy that cleared out the whole division with Bisping running for retired welterweights?
>>78231735
yes, it proves romero is a glorified gatekeeper like leites and dolloway
>>78231703
All he said was game.set.match, meaning that Jones is going to get suspended. You're just looking for ways to be mad at Schaub.
>>78231695
if being a redditurd means not autistic then your right
>>78231411
But b sample is just the same piss in a different cup
That doesn't change the fact that someone spiked his drink
>>78231723
10 posts early isn't terrible.
>>78231758
no it doesnt
think jonathan snowden
>>78231703
>using cocaine the week of the fight is the same as using steroids to gain an unfair advantage over a natty dc
Kek the absolute state of shuab h8rs, jumping through hoops to pick on the GOAT
>>78231733
>Why do people make a huge deal out of OP's?
Why do "people" rush to make OPs before bump limit?
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/big-brown-breakdown/id1210250626?mt=2
New BBB for Canelo-GGG
Enjoy ;)
>>78231747
Romero has beaten more top 5 opponents in the last 2 years than Bisping has in his entire career.
why are there so much more deaths in boxing than mma?
>>78231701
I thought the whole h8rs getting revv'd thing was a joke but wew
>>78231779
>Why do "people" rush to make OPs before bump limit?
because "le bispiss troll'd you bud lmao lol"
>>78231783
Wow Brandon is gonna be breaking down boxing fights now? For sure he just earned himself a download my guy!
>>78231795
>>78231795
Clearly it works since it caused you to make a failure of a thread. What are you going to prove anyway by attempting to derail his? He isn't going to leave whether we use his thread or yours
IF you filter "h8rs" "aspen ladd" and "shambles" and "IMG_xxx" this general becomes at least worth something.
>>78231808
>ywn be this cool
>>78231815
i'm not even that guy, i'm just pointing out that you two dorks are ruining heem with your like and dislike for bisping
>>78231830
this is solid advice
>>78231787
>poosada'd piss cryman
>robbed a decision against jacapoo
he has maybe one against weidman and its not that impressive
>>78231830
hater in shambb les
>>78231830
Kek, this aspen lad h8r is in absolute shambles
>>78231830
make a filter list you goof
>>78231830
I've had this for a while now
>>78231848
More top 5 RANKED opponent wins than PooPeeng in his entire career.
>>78231848
>he has maybe one against weidman
>and its not that impressive
there's nothing romero can do to impress a casual like you
>>78231830
>>78231868
I'm sure it's a comfy setup, doing it now, almost positive this is some co-ordinated raid by the /asp/ies
#milf
>>78231878
weidman is poosada'd almost got flatlined by a fat welterweight like roidmero
Im not surprised motherfuckers
Do you think it makes bisping happy that there are so many buttmad virgins on the internet that hate him for minimal reason?
>>78231902
>weidman is poosada'd
and bisping is a chinlet
>>78231890
Archive detective?
>>78231922
if that were even true it wouldnt matter, romero sucks at fighting
>>78231920
Do you think your life becomes better being a worthless waste of space begging for (you)s on this forum?
>>78231863
Calendar is the biggest hypocrite I've encountered on /heem/.
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO JON JONES
>>78231927
im here bro
>>78231920
What do you think?
Ellie Bisping
>>78231922
>and bisping is a chinlet
This. Can't think of a lot of champions who get dropped as many times as him.
When Eddie was champ he at least had a rival, he's by far the biggest chinlet champ.
>Seething when their autism is filtered
howling
>>78231943
S
P
D
>>78231953
>Bisping
>KO'ed twice
Rockhold
>KO'ed 3 times (soon to be 4)
>loses title on first defense
>>78231980
What is wrong with you?
>>78231939
lmao he gets revv'd up so easily
>>78231980
damn they have the same forehead disease
>>78231986
idk
>>78231953
yeah even pillowfisted thales leites had him seeing stars against the fence. i honestly believe that GSP might crack that glass jaw once and for all.
Why are people surprised the B sample came back with the same result?
>>78232003
Do you at least acknowledge that you're severely mentally disturbed?
>>78232015
Hopeful delusion.
Also some people are REALLY gullible. If Jon Jones said he was innocent they would believe him. Even now I bet he has a huge legion of fans thinking he took a bad supplement
I get why heem is so bad now, it's the WWE fans who got booted to /asp/
So what do I say to my obnoxious dc nuthugging friend now?
I'm sort of fucked, am I?
>mfw I discovered a new submission defense in class today
Sit down lads, this is a game-changer. What you do is... just pretend that shit isn't working and hope they let go. Today somebody had me in a head and arm choke that was slowly putting me out. But my body language said this:
>*yawn* really, big dog? This shit isn't working at all. You're going to have to go back to the drawing board and make some adjustments with this one. I'm just not feeling it.
A few seconds later, he just let go. It's that easy, guys.
>>78232055
This.
>>78232055
Where were you when a single leaf BTFO the ENTIRETY of Brazillian Jiu Jitsu?
>>78230508
Based Michael. He's 100% right. It's complete bullshit that Jon Jones cheated yet again. It's not fair to DC that his chin might be partially deleted by a cheater.
How is jiu jitsu even real my guy? How do people lose by submission exactly? Literally just get up from that position, that's all you have to do.
>oh no he's squeezing too hard ow my neck hurts
please mister referee tell him to stop
Lmao how can you call yourself a man when you've lost by submission and accepted that another man is more dominant than you?
>>78230767
You think Bisping is gonna slug it out with Tyron?
>>78231411
this makes me so fucking happy
>>78232144
For sure
Serious question why are individual judges not brought up or mentioned? They never do interviews or tweet either but refs seem to, why? Conflict of interest i'm assuming but I feel like there would be at least one thats famous or infamous
Jon will be back in 2021 to reclaim what's rightfully his.
>>78232171
Judges are never on screen
If they were shown between rounds I reckon more people would know of them
>>78232171
Every time you hear a score read out in a split decision and Sal D'Amatto is picking 1 guy to win, just know that it's the other guy who actually won.
>>78232175
Reminder that natty version of Jon Jones is the guy we saw against OSP.
>>78232175
He will be washed up like Vitor is now. He is cancelling his membership at Jackson's as we speak
>>78232184
Sal d'amato is about the only name I would recognize if you gave me a list of 10 judges, I feel like they have a lot of power but we don't really criticize individual judges just judges as a whole
>>78232205
Glenn Towbridge is another awful fella. Truly horrendous decisions.
>>78232189
>He was natty when he had lots of muscles in his physique and dominated OSP
>>78232156
>For sure
>>78232216
Most judges are pretty awful in general
*is a champion towards you*
The thing that's really damning for Jones is that Turinabol isn't even manufactured legally. If he wants to go with a tainted supplement excuse he's gonna have to convince people that he took something that was accidentally contaminated with a substance that's never prescribed for medical use. See you in 4 years, buddy
Lads I've solved MMA
What you do is just keep the distance from your opponent, preferably the other side of the Octagon, and just UNLOAD on the air. Throw 300 strikes per round. Go absolutely CRAZY.
Your output and strikes thrown will be so high judges will have no choice but to give you the decision. On the off chance someone catches you in a sub, do this >>78232055
To get even better you can learn a deadly overhand right so your opponent is cautious about moving forward
Why does the sport attract people like this?
Are these safe to use under USADA?
>>78232270
I actually hope the UFC cuts him and we never see him fight again.
>>78232270
I thought /heem/ knew DC went to the USADA testing labs and contaminated Jones' sample himself?
You can't be that daft, isn't it suspicious DC was on "holiday" when the news broke? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>78232279
Pretty sure all forms of entertainment attracts people like that.
Stupid people exist senpai.
>>78232279
well he isn't wrong, anon
>>78232189
You can't know that.
for the third fight Jon jones should be locked in a USADA internment chamber and DC should be able to use any drugs he wants
>>78232279
Every sport does. Only dumb cringey faggots like Jonathan Snowden, Pat Wyman, and Caposa think otherwise
>>78232283
If they cut him he'd end up in Russia or something, M-1 let Aleks fight even though he probably has Hepatitis. They have to keep him under contract to prevent him from fighting again
>>78232283
> ufcs cuts him
> jones starts taking daily steroid showers then starts fighting in japan
im ok with this
>>78232367
>ufc cuts jones
>moves up to HW
>becomes UberJones
>not just letting fighters/athletes juice
gay shit sports
>>78232367
I doubt he'll ever fight in Japan, they don't like to touch anybody with a criminal record. Otherwise we probably would have seen crazy post-prison Tyson in Pride or K-1
>>78230857
>>78232367
I guess if he's going to be dropped by all his sponsors anyway, he has nothing to lose.
>>78229897
sneedposting in /heem/? i approve
>>78232421
Does she have a husband?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xXw82CfGqxM&feature=youtu.be
Rockhold-Branch gets an embedded. Based Platinum in it too
>>78232374
Quasimodo and Frollo
>>78232367
I'm thinking the most likely scenario is that UFC keeps Jones from leaving until 4 year suspension is up, he is roiding the whole time and fights retired DC in 4 years but stays clean for the fight so he can leave his contract after and go elsewhere roiding as he pleases
>>78232434
she's dating her 35+ year old coach that has a kid
JONES IS INNOCENT
WHERE'S THE C SAMPLE USADA??
>mfw Jon Jones retires undefeated and nobody can ever change that
>>78232459
he looks Mexican
BOOOOOOOOO
>>78232444
is always you that does the fake embedded meme or do other people do it too?
>>78232470
I know Calendar does it but with Stud radio.
>>78232459
Pat Barry alert
>>78232470
I'm definitely one of the progenitors ;)
>>78231638
>>78231638
>>78231638
you're welcome for revving him lol
>>78230011
he will become champion again
i have never doubted him
#andstill
So I guess we're gonna see Jones in SUG, yeah? Maybe he'll get serious about grappling competitions if he can make some money doing it
timkennedymma
It's better to have and not need than to need and not have. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. In the past 12 months I have been in five countries in north Africa, seven countries in Europe, and four countries in South America. While traveling even domestically there have been hurricanes, riots, idiotic protests, and even small scale terrorist events. I'm not telling you what to do. I'll just tell you what I have with me.
This is the list of contents with me 24/7 365:
IFAC
Glock 43 or 19 depending on the location
2 extra magazines
External battery charger
Water
Snacks
Life straw
Flashlight
Ghost strike fixed blade knife
Extra cash
Good ballpoint pen
Chapstick
5-50 cord
Kevlar string
Handcuff key
Hidden handcuffs key
Handcuff shim
Lock picking kit
Ceramic ball
Cell phone
These are items that are occasionally added to my bag depending on my AO:
Laser rangefinder
Kestrel meter
Knee pads
Change of clothes
Batteries
Gloves, eye, ear protection
Gerber Center Drive multi tool.
#alwaysbeready #hardtokill #hellotrouble
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Who do you think Jones trusted while doing this? One of his coaches? His manager? I wonder what happens to the guy who supplied him with that shit and told him its fine
>>78232510
PTSD
>>78231701
at least he isn't a phoneposter
https://twitter.com/patrick_cote/status/907786105310904320
>>78232497
HEY DC! HEY DC! GOD DAMN IT!
DC! GO CHECK ON HIM! GO CHECK ON JONES AND WIN SOME FANS!
https://twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/907781285174587392
>>78232529
They need to go back and pull his old samples because he could have been taking this shit for his entire career.
Can only speculate as to the supplier, but I doubt his trainers or manager would get their hands dirty. During the TRT era guys were getting referred to special clinics so nobody had to get directly involved
>>78232604
The way Father Chael explained it, you take a stack of PEDs and PED Masking Agents, and Bones must have messed up his stack this time around.
>implying Jon Jones won't copy the Mortal Kombat business model and make his own promotion where its open weight and the winner gets to fight him
>>78232636
Kek that sounds amazing
>>78232189
There is no natty jon
>Middleweight division has an interim champion
>Light Heavyweight has no champion
>Featherweight is about to have an interim champion
>Women's Featherweight is dead making the champion worthless
>Flyweight has a pussy champion
How do we purge the UFC of its faux champions?
>>78232636
That does genuinely sound great
>>78232467
Think again
*viciously throws his head into your elbows to dq you*
>>78232652
>Featherweight
*light
>>78232652
Make it so champions are determined by fan voting.
>>78232652
Don't forget Lightweight m8
>>78232510
>Americans
https://twitter.com/spartanlife32/status/907798066748641282
When Jon Jones loses his belt what happens?
Does it automatically go to DC or does it become vacant?
>>78232674
That's what I meant lel
Max Holloway isn't losing his belt before 2020.
>>78232652
>not mentioning conor
>>78232690
Jon won't be losing that belt. You'll see. This was all a misunderstanding.
>>78232557
kek
>>78231599
anal sexing
>>78232690
Vacant. It'll end up being Gus vs DC 2
>>78232704
I wish but I don't see how that' possible
>>78232633
Well the Turinabol test is new, so it may be the first time any of his samples have ever been tested for the shit. Chael is a good source, though
>>78232704
*missing understanding
So, now that Jon is no longer the GOAT, who is?
>inb4 buddeh
>>78232733
GSP
>>78232713
but that's BULLSHIT.
He won the belt FROM DC.
It should go to DC and the fight should be declared a No Contest.
>>78232704
Sweetie...
>>78232704
UFC would be retarded if they let thier only draw besides Conor get suspended for 4 fucking years
>>78232733
Zabit Magomedshamalamadingong
>>78232733
buddeh
>>78232733
GOAT in what dimension?
>>78232726
Which one's the dog?
Get it?
It's because she looks ugly like a dog.
>>78232733
>>78232740
>>78232740
GSP lol
He's on HGH and has been
>>78232744
what choice do they have?
>>78232733
He's still the goat
>>78232760
Hasn't failed a drug test like Silva/Jones.
>>78232741
Ho ko's dc viciously, dc should have to win that belt back if he wants to be called champ
>>78232751
Overall GOAT. There's always a GOAT. In boxing, Sugar Ray Robinson. In football, Pelé.
Who is MMA's GOAT? GSP?
>>78232767
>He's still the goat
>>78232762
UFC can ignore any test if they want. Just look at Brock at 200. They could have kept Jones on 200 if they wanted also
>>78232733
Jones
>>78232760
This
>>78232774
>>78232774
>pelefag
opinion discarded
>>78232772
*he ko'd
Wew I fucked that post up
>>78232777
trips confirm. he's still the goat
>>78232783
GSP.... uh... lay off the poutine...
>>78232788
I didn't even make an opinion, I asked who MMA's GOAT was. Try again.
>>78232782
Brock popped after competition, he still owes USADA a 6 month suspension.
UFC adheres to USADA. They either drop drug testing (unlikely since they could never sanction fights) or Jones is done for 4 years.
>>78232805
They knew Brock was on though and just let USADA deal with it afterwards.
>>78232833
Top 10 of all time, but GOAT? Nah
>>78232817
I wouldn't be surprised that UFC new Jones was on gear.
Both Brock and Jones popped after competition. Brock is suspended 6 mothes after he rejoins testing pool. Jones is looking at 4 years.
Its really not that complex of an issue to grasps. Jones is done for 4 years. Maybe 2 years with some crazy appeal but they will make an example out of him.
>>78232770
yeah well what exactly did he have to do to avoid failing an HGH test that probably didn't exist pre USADA...
what would I know though, only heard it from an NFL player who said "I got offered HGH by the guy who gives it to GSP"
So... Jones is going to WWE?
>>78232848
Fertittas would never have let this happen.
>>78232805
this >>78232817
they even waived his 4 month testing period
>>78232848
it's ok. i can wait 4 years for the GOAT to return
>>78232862
>tfw lorenzo bait and switched IMG
>>78232862
Honestly I think its Jone's crew. T-bol is idiot proof. It has a short half life and he popped during pre-fight testing. Someone fucked up.
>>78232859
He was literally USADA's poster boy
>>78232861
He's going to RIZIN
>>78232733
Anderson Silva
>>78232876
or he was just tested at the wrong time...
I mean that's the entire point of random testing
>Jones probably called out Lesnar because he knew he'd piss hot so set the foundation of a Jones-Lesnar WWE rivalry
>>78232907
The test he failed wasn't the random one, he passed a bunch of those
Failed the weigh in one iirc
>>78232907
I guess, but you just have to play their game. USADA test's you , then you go off. I know more about other sport's testing but its "random" but everyone knows when the test is coming. Maybe UFC is super random but I really think Jon Jones isn't alone but he seems to always get caught.
JONES VS LESNAR IN JAPAN
NO UFC. NO USADA
BIGGEST PPV OF ALL TIME
Was any of it real?
How do we know he just wasn't using non-detectable PEDs this entire time?
>fail 3 drug tests in 2 years
>people still think you're natty and make excuses for you
>>78232923
oh god he failed the planned one before the fight? What a fucking idiot. He got some fucking idiot ex-pot dealer in his crew to plan out his cycle didn't he.
>>78232733
Werdum
>>78232935
So, like every single fighter pre-USADA?
>>78232935
Asterisk: The career
>>78232925
Put Fedor on the card too
>>78232935
this just proves dc is the GOAT
>>78232937
The faggot ruined DC's chances of being considered the GOAT when he very easily could have been without those two losses.
Saitama Super Arena
Lesnar vs Jones
Fedor vs Lashley
Tito vs Chuck 3
Dada 5000 vs Baby Slice
What is the 5th fight on the main card?
>>78232935
didn't USADA testing start in 2015? McGreggor's resume is more impressive now no kappa.
>>78232733
1.Fedor
2. Gsp
3. Dj
>>78232995
Yeah, around August 2015
>>78232994
Bisping vs Rockhold and Romero
>>78232994
TRT hendo v bisping
>>78232994
Rampage vs Titties
>>78232994
Brendan Schaub vs Randy Couture
>>78232937
His brother also failed a PED test in the NFL...
>muh athletic genes
>>78232994
Sylvia arlovski 5
>>78232935
All the supercamps are juiceboxes
Jackson Wink is the worst offender
ATT is at that level too
>>78233007
schaub would literally ktfo him
>>78232995
>>78232999
USADA started testing in July 2015. It came in pretty much at the exact same time as Reebok did. 189 was the first card with USADA, although obviously they didn't have their shit set up properly because Robbie was obviously on some shit.
Remember to use my friends old thread
>>78229878
Thread wars commence!
>>78233014
Are you saying Holly "monster clit" Holm might not be natty anon?
Post your unknown boys
>>78233044
>Darren Elkins
>Unknown
How new are you
>>78233035
That thing looks like it could poke a hole through an apple
>>78232995
Mcgregor is on steroids.
>>78233047
I never see anyone talking him on heem
>>78233044
>>78233058
clearly you don't browse /heem/
>>78233035
I always found it amazing Holly and her ginger genetics were superior to Ronda's...
holly was never athletic in her life until she took a cardio kickboxing class in her 20;s....
Rhonda was a Judo Olympian...
Yet Holly was more ripped...
Holly obviously roided her brains out in her boxing career
>>78233035
>>78233048
http://nypost.com/2013/10/23/female-bodybuilder-steroids-gave-me-a-penis/amp/
>>78233035
>jon hit that
>>78232994
Sapp vs mayweather
>>78233076
ronda looks like chloe moretz
let's not pretend ronda isn't on the juice either. She has shoulders like a bus
>>78232994
Punk Vs Rogan
>>78233044
He'll be back. Just needs to go to a real gym where he can work on his ground game.
>>78233299
Khabib is done for good bro, hate to break it to you but he just can't make the weight any more
>>78233141
you think Edwin her retard coach can get her to cycle properly?
she's been an athlete since she was a child...that's why she's a big bitch
>>78233299
>>78233382
khabib announced he is fighting next at 170
he saw RDA and decided to follow I think
>>78233435
Link? I hope this is true
>>78233519
Its BS buddeh
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/09/khabib-nurmagomedov-kevin-lee-tony-ferguson-interim-title-polite
>>78233424
that's exactly why I know she has to have used. DC as well. Pretty much any olympic level athlete used something. ESPECIALLY the women.
Women who use testosterone are just way different than the ones who aren't.
>>78233649
>Women who use testosterone are just way different than the ones who aren't.
Joe Rogan said this about Cyborg
>>78233382
>>78233435
Uhh you guys know that the guy in this pic >>78233299 isn't Khabib right?
>>78234916
i know, it's robbie lawler