Chelsea v Goatfuckers FC Match Thread

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>>78222505
You're a little early senpai

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Glad to see Chelsea back in the CL. How far do you see >us going this season?

>>78222800
i hope >we don't go out in the semis at the very least, also for goodness' sake give us juve or real for once, i'm sick to death of psg

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

>>78222800
Depends when your boys meet juve, Buyern, Halal and Barca

Tough group this

>>78222969
>Barca

>>78222969
Chelsea generally shows up in the big games tßh if you look at the results since Roman came and took over. Especially against possession teams, Chelsea bunkers and counters but I'm not sure how Conte's team will handle the pressure.

>>78223012
Yeah it's true, I worry for you if Juve get through though and we all know HalaWinzLOL like every year

>>78222800
>>78222818
Conte is shit in europe. I think >we're going out in the ro16

>tfw Chelsea customer but can't watch this game
Have to pick between Roma - atletico and barca - juve. Feels bad.

>>78223020
>doesn't have expected goals stat
piss-poor attempt eidur

>>78223028
Well, if Chelsea goes through to the final against Juve. That's basically FREE WIN already.

>>78222505
Why have BT got a female sports announcer for this game, can't I just have one moment no overrun by fucking women.

>>78223148
>muh diversity
Fuck this gay earth

>>78223012
Chelsea have always been a counter / defensive side. Nothing to do with the roman era>>78223020

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HE CAME FROM REAL MADRID
HE HATES THE FUCKING YIDS

please dont ban me for racist speech mods

>>78223052
what do you mean?

>>78223177
All this bitch is doing spewing buzzwords and basic lines. Nothing worth listening to.>>78223177

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Why is this team allowed to play in Yurop?

>>78223228
Of course she is she's a fucking diversity hire to show how progressive BT is, I miss when they actually picked the best people for the job

>>78223205
"expected goals"

It's a new stat. Based on the past 20 years or so of data you can estimate how likely a shot is to be a goal. It's a better stat than shots or shots on target as potshots are worth less so it better reflects how well each team played.

For example, when chelsea played tottenham we only had two shots on target and tottenham "dominated" with way more shots and possession. But the expected goals were about 0.7 for each team, showing that tottenham didn't really dominate as they didn't have any good chances on goal

I've probably explained it really badly but look it up

>>78223283
>I read it as Garbage on first look
kek

THE CHAMPIONS

>>78223299
Fucking sucks man, getting tickets to the games are harder now so I have to endure this crap. My mate got a ticket to the Chelsea/Arsenal game and he "supports" MUFC, what is happening to football?

chelsea youth team now has just gone full meme

they have kenny mccormick and charlie brown,gk named cumming then chalobah and mceachran regens

why would you watch this unironically

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>Based Jon Champion commentating

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I love (qara)bag lads

over under missed chances by michy 3.5

>>78223436
It's going to be a rout. Which is enjoyable even if you're not a chelsea fan

>>78223440
>Jon Champion

I'm using Fox Sports Go and I have some random fuck

got a bad feeling about people saying this is going to be a rout

can't help but think it may not be the case

>>78223482
fair enough. but there are better games

>gurban gurbanov

nice name

>>78223524
youth team game was 0-0 until qarabag got a red around 50' then ended 5-0

I have a feeling this might go similarly, tough until first goal, if that comes early, then easy game

>>78223440
Can any commentator even compete?

>>78223602
and there it is

PEDGOAT

PEDRO

Yeh OK fair enough this team really is a team of complete shitters

PEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHA
GARBAGE ARE FUCKED

PEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based Pedrito

PEDRITOOOO

PEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Based Pedrito

>>78223299
But diversity is our strength

Beautiful goal

can someone post webms pls

Hope Chelsea put another 2 or 3 goals in soon so I can watch the Bake Off with a sound mind.

>>78223694
Is there anyone quintessentially British in it this year?

This would be a great game to bleed in some youth players in the second half.

Shame conte refuses to develop any of them and instead complains that we only spend 160m in the transfer window.

Conte will probably leave this summer. But i hate this cycle of manager doing well then falling out with emenalo because they can't be bothered to use players from the best academy in the country

lads who are arsenal playing today?

>>78223687
Just go mobile twitter.

>>78223752
yeh musonda could easily play against this league 1 standard team

>>78223753
olimpo de bahia blanca

>>78223752
>>78223776
>musonda not on the bench
>fabregas starting three games in a week

>>78223752
>they can't be bothered to use players from the best academy in the country
I hate how the last manager that properly used a youngster was Benitez, when he was the last manager that add a reason to.
But the problem is deeper than the youth, I've said it before and I will say it again, Chelsea simply doesn't rotate well and this is infuriating.

Where's Drinkwater?

>>78223813
im expecting a return to 3-4-3 with kante and bakayoko midfield on the weekend desu

>>78223752
i think a lot of the academy talent wouldn't make it at chelsea, despite how good they are in the youth competitions. should've kept loftus-cheek around though, he's looked immense for palace

>>78223828
Injured.

>>78223863
hes on loan

I really dislike how much the players complain and stop playing when they think the ref should whistle.

>>78223738

There's only 1 black guy left, there's 2 scourers though which is more than enough.

>>78223820
Ancelotti is the only person who tried. If roman hadn't have sacked him I think mceachran and kakuta would be playing top level football now

>get corner
>can't lift the ball

>>78223908
mostly borini desu

>>78223888
yeah, i know, but of the current crop out on loan i think loftus-cheek definitely had a role to fulfill at chelsea this season.

aside from zouma to stoke, which i find bizarre

michy is so bad holy shitttttt

Batshuayi is shit innit?

>cahill

>gayhill

come on chelsea

>>78223969
>>78223970
The problem is that qarabag are so shit that he thinks he has way more time and can take as many touches as he wants

Why did Cahill try to have himself sent off again?

>>78223908
>mceachran and kakuta
please don't mention them ever again

>>78223907
Disgusting. I expect nothing less from the (((BBC))) though.

>>78223950
>aside from zouma to stoke, which i find bizarre
everyone agreed that zouma needed to play every week if he were to get good after the injury, which he wasn't going to do at chelsea

perfectly reasonable imo

>>78223950
yeh i think he definitely would have played a few games

maybe the experience he gets at palace will be worth it

I hope conte stays forever

>>78223970
>>78223969
Should have kept Traore instead of him.

>>78223950
zouma to stoke was a calculated move. Emenalo doesn't want to gamble on a player who's blown out one of his cruciate ligaments to the loan is basically hoping zouma does well enough to sell him for 30m next summer

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>Realized Cahill is back
There goes winning streak in league

>>78224087
genuinely don't think he's going to start

>>78224087

i will never stop blindly supporting gary

What happened to bats, he was looking solid in pre season

>>78224064
fair point. i have heard that the chelsea hierarchy are worried that zouma will never be the same player again, which is worrying


by the way, christensen is an academy player so well done Conte

What a pass
What a run

Fabregas is Chelsea's second most important player tbqh, he makes everything tick in the midfield

Ooh, cheeky from paisan zappacosta.

>>78224087
That was always one of the more bizarre moves imo. Cahill has never really been good, and while I can understand the HG quota, I find it hard to believe they couldn't have found someone else who could actually defend.

zappacosta looks like a rapist

>>78224246
Chelsea deffo needs to play 352, at least as long as he's so good. Drinky and Luiz (with christ in defence) are enough depth, Then, if Morata is injured/rested I can watch Pedro Hazshit and never have to watch Batty again.

>>78224182
I suppose but based on his first few games I'm not his biggest fan. Plus, as someone who has to watch england play, I really want an english player to come through. Losing solanke, chalobah and rlc (only a loan but he's probably not leaving at the first chance he gets) hurts. I don't understand how the same guy who developed pogba can completely toss aside rlc. Maybe emenalo needs to put a moustache on ruben and say he bought him for 40m

>>78223196
bump

>>78224290
that's not a nice thing to say

>>78224290
Pure nordic-aryan genes, a proper descendant of rome.

>>78224303
Let's not compare Pogba to RLC.

>>78224333
I thought Italians were white?

>>78224322

latrell delete this post im not trying to get banned

Lads zappacosta looks good

>>78224271
Sorry, what? Cahill is quality, fair enough his performances haven't been up to par as of late but still a solid CB. I've always wondered why online "supporters" have taken issue with him, more fickle than the Arsenal lot.

>>78224303
RLC will have good season and will get a chance next season. Allowing him to leave would be absolutely retarded.

>>78224379
lol

>>78224345
why not? Physically imposing, but technically exquisite and hard to figure out their best position with no top-level experience prior to joining a conte side

why is it only 1-0, why have chelsea stopped trying to attack? why have chelsea not created a chance after going 1-0 up?

>>78224271
cahill was a good buy, don't be ridiculous

Poor old Moses is going to lose his place again now isn't he? He's been through so much shit over his career, playing well in pre-season and then being loaned out, winning the EL and then being loaned out.

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>>78224354
>Italians
>white
mfw

>>78224375
>>78224409
He's literally Caulker tier.

ZAPPACOSTAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaA

>>78224271
english fan only rates players if they're foreign and exotic and cost a lot of money. Fans like you are why the national team are so shit

>>78224418
he'll play plenty, first choice cover wingback

ZAPPA

DAT FUCKING GOAL

What a goal!!!

>>78224409
Good question. Just bury this game 3-0 and then rest.

>>78224418

zappa is going to have to do quite a bit or moses is going to have to play like shit take moses' spot imo

HOLY SHIT

>>78224303
based on evidence we've seen so far from RLC I think he's going to make it. most youngsters when they play in the first team they often look phazed and get muscled off the ball and a step too slow. RLC already looks like a powerhouse, the game against Liverpool he was very good on the ball and really strong for a youngster. i think he'll have a good season at pala-

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPAAAAAAAAAAAACOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

APOLOGIZE

>>78224290
>Unexpectedly sticks it in

I think you might be onto something.

>>78224418
well to be fair...

(zappa)Costaaaaa

>>78224470

im a fucking idiot

ZAPPA FOR LIFE

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Yeah senpaitachi I am ordering a Zappacosta shirt.

>>78224303
also solanke asked for like 60k p/w which is really silly so i understand they let him walk

Kek, that was amazing

>Chelsea guaranteed to win
>will score some nice goals
>no ABCs in the thread
Is this the comfiest time?

WEBM of the goal?

>>78224552
That was guaranteed to be a comfy thread, last one was as well.

>>78224542
allegedly. Even if he did, that might just have been the amount of money he was going to have to have been paid to want to accept sitting on the bench

GET MICHY OFF THE FUCKING FIELD

HE IS SO FUCKING SHIT

Holy shit what a goal

>>78224609
I agree with red leaf peru

Batshuayi will fire off some epic bantz on twitter at half time

love having greedy wingbacks that shoot at every opportunity

Fabregas is just slotting in perfectly right now.

>>78224609
Why, it's these types of game you have to let him play or he'll get fed up. If Chelsea sell him theres no telling how good he'll get

Costa missed but he's got tekkers

>>78224418
Being honest Moses is the shittiest starter for Chelsea.

>>78224674
Are you high, he's fucking solid cunt

pretty sure that goal was a cross desu

>>78224454
Personally, in an impossible scenario, I would much rather see the transfer window completely done away with and clubs only develop their own players. Obviously that could never happen unless every single FA in the world agreed to it (which they never would) and people would cry about how good players from shithole countries wouldn't get their "break".
God forbid local players play for their local club and have some kind of bond with the area, club and fans. Same goes with England players, I don't care how much you profess to be an Englishman, if you're non-white you automatically aren't English.

I think Kante has evolved past Makelele, no joke.

>>78224743
not yet inversed indonesia

>>78224726
I'm a Sikh born and raised in England, am I English lad? I certainly think I am.

>>78224711
Who's worse starter?

>>78224674
I think he's decent, but that wasn't my point either way. He's worked so hard to be where he is, and now he's just going to lose it again. You'll have to a total cunt not to sympathize with him.

>>78224726
agree with this up to the racist shit at the end

>>78224711
He's all right but easily the weakest link.

>>78224779
Alonso, he lacks pace and make terrible decisions frequently

>>78224778
>>78224803
don't engage him.

>>78224743
definitely

only people that will disagree are far too nostalgic

>nobody on the bench I really want to see
azpi 30min break and maybe hazard for 30mins

>>78224819
The player you're describing is Gary Cahill.

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>views of glenn hoddle and michael owen

>zappa scores blooter
>badge celebration
>celebrates with the fans

is there anyway NOT to love this guy

>>78224864
Azpilicueta looks like he's on holiday, should give him some rest and put on Rüdiger or something at halftime

>>78224782
I just want Chelsea to win another title. They're the good guys.

>cavani penalty
Classic Cavani.

Celtic getting bullied by Q$G

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Luigi, that's who he reminds me of. finally figured it out

bati has been good in all buildup play

How can we beat Athlaticos lads? They are fucking amazing, much better than us I think

BATSHITYI <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< MORATA

>get off 4chan for a few weeks
>stop having to fight random racist ideas popping up in my head
>get a gf sort of
>way more focused at work
>stopped having problems sleeping
>started getting fitter

It's probably totally unrelated, but it's almost as if this site has kept me down all this time

>>78225102
>implying it won't be two 0-0 games

>>78225102
I'm watching the Roma game and both teams are shit. There's no way Chelsea doesn't get out of this group.

>>78225165
ur a fag

>>78225165
That's weird. Before 4chan I was a loser in school who didn't know what to do with himself. I was also a complete beta.


Now I'm /fit/ + /lit/ and have a gf.

>>78225165
4chan's a good teacher, you took what you learned here to the world.

>just got off phone with garage
>have to spend 2200 to fix my car

fml lads

>>78225327
same here, if you're the kind of socially awkward fedora-wearing whiteknight preteen 4chan is like a nice cold shower. It helps you take yourself less seriously

>unmute the stream to check out the half-time studio talk
>hear Michael Owen
>mute it again

>>78224888
I don't think so, Cahill makes a bad decision sometimes but most of the time he gets his body in the way.

>>78224825
Fair enough, I just get annoyed when people tell me I'm not English. Like fucking hell lads, my people died for queen and country and the only the they asked for was to have an opportunity to work hard.

>>78225472
sikh's are turbocucks lol

>die fighting for a foreign ruler
>get shunned

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>cold showers

>>78225425
did you get into an accident or something?

>Nerman raping Celtic again
Some things never change.

>>78225517
>work hard
>gain success

riiight, we are total cucks lad

>>78225544
>cold showers is fedora
get /fit/ or kys

>>78223908
Funny enough Ancelotti refuses to rotate nowadays.

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second goal

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Who /happywiththefinale/ here?

>>78225472
But you aren't English. Just because you aren't English doesn't mean I hate you or that I hate Sikhs.
I could just as easily say my people died for King, Queen and country for centuries to make sure I remained free, but now if I don't accept any waif or stray into my country then I'm a bigoted racist who wants to gas anyone non-white.

>willian

Oh dear

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>>78225165
>Fighting racist thoughts in my head
Good goy, don't want to get a visit from these fellas

>second time azpi stands up limping
get him off before he's forced off

>>78225607
Sikhs are ok in my book
>be brown
>have own culture while living in western country
>behave like human beings and be a benefit to society
I guess it can be done.

>>78225646
here. and the entirety of the return

>>78225683
My old man grew up in england and I was born and raised in England. My mannerisms and way of life are English, so that surely means I am English.

hahhahah next half Garabag scores 3 and wins :D

>>78225728
Haven't talked to anyone since no one else watches tp here. But what do you think about the ending? What actually happened?

>>78225703
Being an actual racist doesn't equal being a free thinker you katana wielding sperg.

>>78225727
Every polish man I've met and know works hard for themselves and their family. Would definitely have a beer with you polandbro :)

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>tfw you are European
feels good

Can't help but feel Jon Champion is dying to make a racist comment about Azerbaijan

>>78225785
i just watched it as a free flowing experience and not really tried to overanalyze things too much, and found it very enjoyable. I don't think it's necessary to know how everything connects to appreciate it

>>78225867
>>78225803
>>78225744
Think reddit wants you back

>>78225792
If your literally censoring yourself in your head you're a fucking loser.
Everyone is an 'actual' racist to some degree if they actually interact with other races

>>78225867
how. i am literally whiter than this chink

>>78225748
>>78225836
how's life in Azerbaijan?

>>78225890
not true

>>78225867
kek. he did sound very condescending about a minute ago

Daveeeee

holy fuck I love azpi

now get him off for arsenal

AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI AZPI

>>78225894
"azerbaijan" screams "backwards shithole of turnip farmers"

ENGLAND's BRAVE SPANISH DAVE

on my stream they haven;t taken the free kick yet

Azpilicuetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>78225909
nice
>>78225940
you sound like an inbred

HAIL CESAR OF ROMAN'S EMPIRE

>>78225952

Don't worry about it, they miss.

>>78225915
Yes it is true, we are different, and denying it is retarded

don't worry guys, we will score 4 and win now

>>78226012

Dubs and this is true.

HAZARD <3

>>78225583

no lad the computer went when i was driving. stuck in "limp mode"

>>78226075
The fuck were you driving?

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>>78226042
Please show me your power

>>78225744
But it doesn't. Just because your dad grew up here doesn't mean anything. If he had been adopted at birth and raised by an English family then he might have some argument. Do you know what makes me think he wasn't adopted and raised by an English family though? The fact he's a Sikh. Sure, a religion doesn't dictate where a person comes from, I could convert to Taosim tomorrow and I wouldn't magically become Chinese. But that doesn't change the fact that Sikhism is not an English religion and never has been.
Why did the Australians build a European looking country in Australia instead of running to the outback and living in caves with Abos? Why did the Rhodesians build a European looking country in Rhodesian instead of practicing black magic with the blacks? Why did Americans build a European country in America instead of living in wigwams? Because where they're born doesn't dictate who they are, but who raises them and who raised them and so on.
Assimilation can work to some degree if the numbers are very very low because they have no choice but to assimilate or they'll be shunned. That doesn't happen though and instead millions of people who shouldn't be in a country are put in enclaves where they grow.

I love that Arsenal has two days of rest less. Either they have to play their best squad vs tough team and risk fatigue on Sunday or play B team and risk getting dicked and demoralized.

I just don't understand what Willian and Batschuayi is doing today. I can usually relate to a lot of mistakes made by players as I used to play a lot of football myself when I was younger, but I just don't understand what they're doing.

>>78226117
sort your life out mate

>>78226143
>implying rest will help arsenal against chelsea

>>78226161
I'm sorry that the reality doesn't live up to your fantasy.

>>78226146
Willian has always had a poor sense of judgement. Batty is just trying way to hard to prove himself, he has done it in the past, and this clearly shows on pitch

>>78226143
wenger is basically going to treat the europa league like a continental carabao cup. he's going to give wilshere an appearance against Koln for christ sake

>>78225744
You aren't and never will be English or British, you are not indigenous and only the loopy left comfort you by saying you are.

>>78226210
I actually had Augsburg-Köln on over the weekend and holy shit they were bad

>>78226102

jeep patriot

NEVER BUY ONE

>>78226210
pretty dumb seeing as its their best chance of qualifying for the CL

>>78226189
That wasn't me you nonce.

>>78226117
So Americans are Europeans and Australians are British? Doesn't matter where they are but where they are from and all these European civilisations they built as you say.

>>78226233
I understand the English part because that would imply I'm indigenous to the country. But I would certainly consider myself British and it has nothing to do with the leftists.

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wow guys whats going on :DDDD

>>78226329
I like hatch backs desu

>>78226405
you don't need to justify yourself to mongs

>>78226202
It pisses me off to no end when commentators praise Willian after a game like this.

He carries the ball and dribbles well but when it comes to end product 9 times out of 10 you're going to be disappointed.

If he can supposedly be having a great game yet produce nothing in the final third then you have to wonder what sort of attacker he is...

>>78226447
Fairs, I'm just always curious about other view points lol :3

Also bakakakakakayoko!

BAKAGAIJIN

>>78226421
no problem, you'll score 5 now

BAKAYOKO

better than matic la'

GARBAGEMEN ON SUICIDE WATCH

baka

BAKAYOKO BAKA BAKA

B-baka...

>pooventus

Qarabag are a literal pub team

>>78226526
oh shit have to make new ones. i hope it stops here. more than 5 is not good. 5 is ok.
Garabag is only worth 15.5 million

In a game where Azpilicueta and Bakayoko both has a goal each
>batty has zero
>willian has zero

>>78226405
La I am >>78226233 I was just winding you up, you are English to me. As long as you aren't muslim you are ok in my books.

>>78226617
willian has played well though tbf

it amazes me that qarabag's own pedro is still on the pitch

>>78226600
Whatever the score lads, be proud of what the team has achieved. First team from your country in the CL just enjoy it :)

not sure which match to watch tomorrow

>>78226617
willian has played well
also >you

NEVER DOUBTED

>>78226634
But that's the problem. All too frequently he'll have a "good" game but produce nothing in the final third.

>>78226617
apologixe

BATMAN

>>78226617
willian is based

sit down

MITCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BATSHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYIIIIIIIIIIII

>>78226600
Anon, I...

:3 BATS

Always rated him

>>78226672
>Whatever the score lads, be proud of what the team has achieved. First team from your country in the CL just enjoy it :)
5-0 NOWWW :D
I am Arsenal fan :(

>>78226700
I don't think he should start but he's pretty great for a bench player

Jesus christ this goalkeeper is so shit'

>>78226700
That's why he works in a team like Chelsea tho.

What a comfy game

Conte looks like he's ready for Creamfields

that gk positioning was atrocious

>>78226600
>>78226672
fugg

>>78226625
fairs, i was getting abit emotional there lol

>>78226753
It means we can't rely on him to pick up the slack if Hazard or Pedro aren't firing

I will sperg out if cahill starts over rudiger on the weekend

it looks better than Juventus

>>78226743
Oh, still desu bro. It's something to savour, most teams in the world will never get the chance in the CL or the EL

BATI STATTI PADDI

>>78226888
6 :D

MITCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>78226743
>>78226888
Fugggg, everytime reply we score kek

6-0

Ayyy

BATSHUAAAAAAAAAYIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>cut to morata

batsyuahi is the ultimate stat padder

Who here thinks >we can win the league? Personally I think it's us or man city.

Liverpool, arse and spuds don't quite have what it takes for a title run

Man U will blow up after mou has a couple of bad results and spergs out. Also mou's tactics aren't exactly cutting edge anymore.

We have a better defence than city but I'm not even sure that matters since city have aguero, jesus, silva, silva, sane, de bruyne and mendy. Plus there's friction between conte and emenalo that will rear up again if there's a bad run of results or conte has a tantrum over january transfers

>>78226934
>>78226939
I need to stop replying kek

>>78226951
>title winning goal is statpadding now

>>78226831
Yeah but Chelsea scores a lot through midfielders and defenders, and there's always the Morata header option.

It's been a while since Chelsea have scored 7 in a match, hope it happens

>>78226985
dont reply plz

>>78226954
city get exposed a decent amount by peps brilliant tactics. dead last in points taken when against top 6 teams

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>w-we need to splunk £70m on Alex Sandro

Apologize.

>>78226405
>That wasn't me you nonce.

Have you quoted the wrong person or are you drunk?

>>78226405
>So Americans are Europeans and Australians are British? Doesn't matter where they are but where they are from and all these European civilisations they built as you say.

They built their own countries which became America and Australia. Over time they develop their own customs with European and/or British customs being the backbone of it. They were raised by European and/or British families which means they were raised by European and/or British values. Would you say the current day Australians, your Bruces and Sheilas, are they closer, evolutionary and culturally, to Abos or to the British?

>>78226447
Oh look, it's one of those leftists the "winder upper" was just "joking" about. Do you >>78226405 know how you improve? By being challenged. Do you know how you don't improve? By being like this >>78226447 cuck who can't make an argument and just wants the cognitive dissonance to go away :(

I've already said I don't hate you and I don't hate Sikhs. Other than Buddhists, Sikhs, are the most easy to get along with. That doesn't make you English though, no matter how much you want it to.
I don't want anyone non-Anglo in my country as much as I don't want some random homeless stranger in my house.
If you ask the cuck what the difference is between the races he'll tell you there is none. If you ask him why whites aren't saving up their money to run away to Mauritania or even a majority black area in general he'll be so handicapped he'll just start talking about "racists" and they "stole the minerals" and this "held them (blacks) back". Yet if you ask him why they didn't use these minerals themselves before they were ever colonized he won't know what to say. He hasn't been taught to think for himself. He's only been taught to repeat what he's told and not question it.
If you're ever looking for the definition of 'goy' then this faggot >>78226447 is it.

>>78227025
not on my watch.

Is Michy's the Belgian Rooney?

>the legendary brace against Qarabag

>>78227045
he looks genuinely happy

>>78227053
>3 (You)'s
cheers lad but I shan't be reading your post sorry

>>78227045
still in need of LB unfortunately

>>78227035
yeah but the players are more used to pep's system and pep himself has ironed out some of the flaws. Also, the talent going forward is just silly. They have a better attack than psg

>>78227100
Why

>the quasher of qarabag

now you remember

JIMMY FLOYD HASSELBAINK :)

Guys I'm posting from the future and chelsea can only manage a draw in Baku

>>78227100
>implying Alonso isn't good as fuck

>chelsea winning 6-0
>best thing for chelsea is still happening in italy

Is Christensen any good?

>>78227227
yeh

>>78227032
Goal pls

>>78227194
best LB in Prem atm but there's no backup in case something happens to him
playing Azpi or Moses on LB not exactly optimal plan

Maksim Medvedev- Own Goal
we scored guys. we did it

>>78227227
Not based on anything he's done in a chelsea shirt but defenders need time to gel and form a stable partnership

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there'll be banter on @mbatshuayi tonight lads

>>78227250
Ye but spending huge bucks in a backup player sounds kinda dumb.

Are we better than Atletico?

>>78227349
we're the best in europe la

The penalty against MK Dons, or his offside goal against Sunderland. No! Tell us about his legendary brace against Qarabag gran dad!

Where are Carrier bag from?

>The bridge half empty
and I couldn't get a fucking ticket. wankers.

>>78227400
Europe

>>78227388
you mean the legendary one goal

>>78227421
>"""europe"""

> atleti tied

Great result for Chelsea lads

>>78227445
>>78225836

>>78227349
Not even better than Burnley

>>78227431
Oh yeah right. Then it's his legendary brace against Sunderland

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>>78225646
Me lad

>>78227460
Alright I'll allow that

roma tied atletico

THIS IS FINE :)

SEE YOU NEXT WEEKEND CHELSEA :)

what's contes lineup against arse this weekend? When will the wenger out chants start?

>>78227451
never kind of know desu lad. sometimes it's better for both teams to draw as there's only 2 points awarded, on the other hand, sometimes it's advantageous for one team to run with the group so you don't have 3 teams battling it out


1. atleti
2. chelsea
3. roma
4. qarabag

imo

>Be chelsea
>Win group
>Draw harder club than Athletico
What are the chances of this?

>>78227388
He scored the premier league winning goal against WBA or something like that.

>>78227541
azpi, azpi, azpi, azpi and azpi

--------------Courtois
-----Azpi-----AC--------Rudiger
Moses------DLuiz-------------Alonso
----------Kanté----Bakayoko
----------------------Hazard
-------------Morata

-can't see cesc starting after 2x90mins this week already,
-cahill looking slow, start him against forrest next
-willian/pedro start instead of hazard, but he comes on

>>78227664
>>78227664

/zappacosta/

https://streamable.com/oq8kf

>>78227711
Holy shit, advanced memes? 3-5-2

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>British being disrespectful to Azerbaijan
Don't you remember how you won your only world Cup?

>>78226954
I won't count out Liverpool, because the only thing lacking is a defense, but they have plenty goal potential.

Personally I think city will walk the league once the attack starts clicking. Otherwise >we will win it again.

Chelsea is the most balanced team atm.

>>78227821
not sure what azerbaijan had to do with it iah

>>78226954
Mou always wins in 2nd season

>Chelsea wins 6-0
>All of the chelsea players I have in my fantasy team did shit
FUCKING HELL

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>>78227950
"Wembley Goal" was confirmed by Tofiq Bahramov
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofiq_Bahramov
also Garabag's stadium is named after him
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofiq_Bahramov_Republican_Stadium