first for kittie cats
O M A H A WHEN
Cup final predictions, boys
Leafs vs Oilers screencap this or not
was making one so
OTT:Erik Karlsson (foot) won't rush himself back
NJ:Devils ink Damon Severson to 6-year contract
COL:GM expects Matt Duchene to show up for camp
EDM:Edmonton Oilers sign Chris Kelly to PTO
PIT:Kris Letang is fully healthy for camp
VAN:Vancouver locks up Bo Horvat to six-year deal
NAS:Nick Bonino might be available for opener
NAS:Preds will be without Ryan Ellis for months
:George Parros named director of Player Safety
CAL:Flames sign Sam Bennett to two-year extension
DET:P. A. Parenteau will attend Wings' camp
OTT:Erik Karlsson (foot) hasn't started skating
>>78221149
I choose not
>>78221150
2 minutes for cockposting
>>78221090
Based Canadian! <3
The game threads will soon return, can't wait!
>>78221099
I like Finland tbqh
>>78221155
>COL:GM expects Matt Duchene to show up for camp
>>78221149
>>78221166
More hockey related than 95% of the posts here tbqh
PS. nice start to thread
>>78221133
>>78221155
>>78221166
>>78221177
>>78221149
Is he Cell key material?
>>78221199
>pens on the west and ducks on the east
>>78221149
Nashville and Pittsburgh rematch. Preds win it in game six with a meme slapper from Subban. Cap this.
>>78221231
how does one extrapolate compass directions based on an image
>>78221231
you read it backwards
>>78221246
anime is rotting your brain
trashville isnt even making the second round
>>78221248
North is always up faggot
Post division predictions
Now that these two have rendered McDavid expendable... what should the Oilers ask for in return?
>Doughty + Toffoli + Kempe
>Karlsson + Turris + Chabot
>Hedman + Kucherov
>Josi + Forsberg
Thoughts?
>>78221278
Matthews + Reilly
friendly reminder that a couple years ago i boldy predicted the calgary flames will move to seattle, and now another friendly reminder that its happening
>>78221308
better than becoming katz bottom bitch
>>78221300
t. Hfboards pro
>>78221308
You mean O M A H A
>>78221315
Better than playing in a storm flooded barn lmfao I guess all you cowfuckers are used to that though seeing as a soggy hayloft is where most of your mothers give birth to you
>>78221334
based arska
>>78221340
you live in canada lmao
>>78221353
you live in the united states of israel LMAO
>>78221378
you tried phone poster
One of the greatest hockey moments of my life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhRVMJPhABU
Thank you Ari Vallin and thank you Based Junno
>>78221353
>Be American
>Die to the wind
>>78221385
tried and succeeded you greasy desk poster
Finland
>>78221399
>be cyclone in America
>get shot
http://www.king5.com/news/local/arena/660-million-keyarena-site-announcement-expected-tuesday-by-seattle-oak-view/473972650
>The deal calls for construction to begin next year and be complete by 2020.
>Seattle City Budget Director Ben Noble says he’s confident OVG has the financial backing to carry it out. In fact, Leiweke said potential NHL franchise investor, UW grad and Billionaire David Bonderman “has put money into the building.”
>There have been questions raised about whether OVG, as a third-party vendor, could attract NBA and NHL teams and make it financially viable for the franchise owners. Leiweke said those doubts should be eliminated with Bonderman’s participation and that the argument is “100 percent not true.”
don't let these fags in the NHL they will ruin it
>>78221422
>Be American shooting at the wind
>it shoots back
they look like shit
shit
zwangi
complete shit
>>78221484
>that sea of mustard
everytime
total shit
NHL on NBCVerifisert konto @NHLonNBCSports 7 min7 minutter siden
Mer
The mayor of Seattle has a formal agreement in place to build a $600m privately-financed arena at Seattle center.
(via Oak View Group)
>>78221484
>Preds
It's pretty terrible
Rest of the jerseys is largely an improve though desu
>>78221555
they all look the exact same you fag
>>78221564
the switch from reebok > adidas isnt even close to the THC>reebok
>>78221564
Some have larger changes, some have very minor changes - the biggest change is the material on the shoulders.. which I like
>>78221555
>tfw carrie's beautiful body will not be sullied by the mustard sweater
At least that's a positive
>>78221647
I meant each team jersey looks exactly like the other teams jersey, the color just changes you fag. there's 3 types and they just changed the colors
Big news out of Edmonton today
- Bob
>>78221697
if you dumb down the designs enough that you believe there is only 3 types what is even the point of discussing them
>mfw bulju unbusts himself
>>78221727
only the yurofag is trying to discuss them
>>78221484
>Preds
JUST
>>78221752
>pulju
>bust
>>78221752
Yes :) English has improved, McCLellan has not a reason to have racist anymore :)
I have good skating and I will work hard on defense :)
https://youtu.be/heAiiMrNOmg
>>78221782
>>78221473
>>78221496
>>78221511
>EIGHT (8) teams have fans so stupid they have to write down the names of the teams since the logo is apparently not enough
>>78221484
>central has exclusively logos
where were you when central was confirmed best division?
>>78221795
living in 2014
>>78221791
The audi stig top gear :)))
>>78221805
t. buttmad >rags fan
>>78221821
what, the central became best bois in 2014
Has anyone signed Jagr yet?
>>78221795
at least the sedins can just look down if they suddenly forget which city they play for
wtf i love choyna now
Seriously though, for 25 bucks this is flawless
>>78221496
you can hear their future flushing down
>Switzerland has more 1st overall picks than binland
>England has more olympic golds than binland
you can't make this shit up :D
>1993
>1980
>2006
>>78222020
what's bigger 9 or 24
>>78222040
gonna have to say 24 desu
>>78222040
>the first person to touch the newly awarded cup season is canadian
>>78222070
I bet pittsburgh winning made you very happy
>>78222081
B T F O
T
F
O
>>78222081
eh, i wouldnt be cheering if the laffs or coilers won either
doesnt detract from the fact that this is our league
>>78222093
not since 1993 lmao
>>78222093
>our league
not for long
>>78222107
>>78222110
which one is it burgerbros?
>>78222133
it's gone down even more since 2012
>>78222149
>>78222133
>all those yanks
>still only two stan lee winning captains in 100 years
>one of them was dustin brown
lmao
>>78222121
when was the last time canada had a victory parade lmao
>>78222166
>deflection
we /takin over/ canacuck
>>78222173
watch out he'll dmg ctrl and say crysby brought it home and that was a real parade despite not having the team and staff with him
>>78222149
>>78222173
i saw pittsburgh had a city wide one on snapchat, looked fun desu, tons of people
>>78222195
woah that's pretty cool
>>78222173
when was the last time Americans won something they could call their own and werent just a bunch of cucks on the bench
>>78222199
Pittsburgh has actually had 3 since the entire country of Canada has
>>78222207
you're welcome
>>78222191
i dont claim a franchise victory to be a national one
only delusional americans do that
>>78222234
we're only mentioning how no canadian team has won a cup since 1993 lmao
WHO'S YEAR LADS?
>>78222264
it will be sad when someone finally takes >1993 away from you
its all you guys have left for bants
>>78222320
>when someone finally takes >1993 away from you
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
>>78222320
24 (twenty-four) years
1980 was 37 years ago lmfao
>93posting
It was French Canada so it doesnt even count desu
>>78222363
Please don't remind me.
go kings go
>>78222460
>1990
just doesnt have the same ring to it
>>78222466
that pic is really old. i wonder what she looks like now
>>78222488
but when we hit 2020 it'll be 30 years and that'll be funny
>>78222464
Are you old?? Lelmao why don't you just get younger aha I'm 21 its lit
>>78222506
>still no oly gold
i agree it will be funny
>>78222488
93 is extra fun because gretzky lost that year
>>78222522
>forgetting 2018 already
>>78222530
who forgot?
americans winning again without nhl players?
please sir, i just ate lunch, my sides cant take it
>>78222499
the thing about latinas is, for every one that spoils, 3 more have just ripened
its a beautiful thing to be a white guy in socal
>>78222543
dumb spic
>>78222543
kys
>>78222553
>>78222559
jellier than the sharks my m8's
>>78222594
How sad do you think Lundqvist is there?
>>78222617
I think thats what we call inconsolable
>>78222617
here you go bud, feast your eyes on this number
>>78223040
>the first man to lose the stanley cup final and olympic gold medal game in the same year
>>78221432
>Seattle was supposed to have a big conference to announce a new MOU to re-build key arena for an NHL/NBA team
>news conference to announce the new arena got cancelled because of more sexual abuse claims towards Seattle's mayor
>Specifically, the allegations were from mayor Murray's younger male cousin
I want a Seattle Hokkei team, but holy shit does the city not deserve it for the way it handles this shit.
>>78223157
>the xheattle pedos
wew la
>What made it worse for Gaudreau is he liked the way Calgary was playing down the stretch. “I was excited to play the Ducks, we were finally going to win in Anaheim. Frustrating.”
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>boston somehow has loads of talent
how?
>>78223264
>boston somehow has loads of talent
They do?
>>78223264
who?
>>78223264
>>boston somehow has loads of talent
>>78223264
they went to the cup in 2013 than became utter dogshit
3 first round picks in 2015
2 more in 2016
now mind you none of these guys are really nhl tier
>>78223157
Those are nice jerseys.
Still hate the city and everyone from there though.
Nice jerseys though.
I hope Seattle fags aren't like pathetic Hong Kouver fans when you tell them Vancouver will Never win a cup and they go
"Well aktually we won the cup in 1915!" Thinking that somehow means anything at all.
>>78223362
you are the worst poster
>>78223362
any cups before 2004 are irrelevant
>>78223335
why did snickers have to remove that script
>>78223405
I'm gonna guess they're owned by a jew
>bombston
>>78223379
Anything before 67 is irrelevant.
Toronto hasn't won a cup lol.
>>78223504
no one gives af about stacked teams
>>78223559
'no'
>>78223290
>>78223315
>>78223335
Bergeron, top 5 center in the league
Backes
Marchand
maybe pasternak
Krajci
Krug
Chara (still, somehow)
Rask
>>78223617
kek
>>78223720
>fries on a bread
>>78223720
primantis looks like shit but tastes good, no need to post it
>>78223617
am i being memed
>>78223617
this joke yes?
Clear signs that you have been taken for a ride
i hope the ducks win the cup before i get deported
>>78223831
tumblr fag
>>78223530
>laffs
>>78223775
no need not to post it
>>78223831
>no kiprusoff
obvious casual newhomo hockey "fan"
>>78223831
I'd wear one of those, but only because my last name is there
>>78224023
p. good
>>78224023
>this is a 9/10 in pittsburgh
>>78224058
Either Niemi or Lehtonen
>>78224067
w2c hat
https://twitter.com/cmcdavid97/status/907678457752035328
wtf I love Mcmeme now
>>78224150
keep your fagspeak out of this thread
>>78224185
I liked him more when he was an autistic nerve wreck.
>>78224185
Solid effort tbf
>>78224307
Like you?
>>78224346
>Like you?
yes..
>>78224380
Wouldn't want you any other way my friend
That's a pretty funny picture. I hope you don't mind me finding it funny.
>>78224443
that's clearly a guy
>>78224504
you're a guy
/hoc/ is back, baybee
SAY MY NAME
>>78224583
No fresh memes?
>>78224563
Not anymore
>>78225011
oops
Are T na's?
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
So if Seattle memes their way to the 32nd expansion team, what colors should it be?
>>78225345
yellow green blue
>>78225345
cities should have one colour scheme for all their sports
xheattle uses xbox green and shit blue
pittsburgh has black yellow
mets/isles use orange blue
etc
>>78225508
>Colour
Syrupnigger detected
>>78225546
nah i just like using ou for some reason
>>78225546
>canadian calling out an american for being canadian
Check your IP.
Furthermore, when did we just start putting an adjective/slur together to be an insult. If you're an American we could just as easily call you a Burgernegro, you sound ridiculous.
>poonucks
>pooilers
>winnipoo
>poottawa
>leafs
>>78226282
>pooronto
>monpooawl
>poonadia
>>78226282
you always know how to make me smile finnbro
>>78221216
not a chance
>pens lose bonino and cullen
>add letang
wew scary
>>78225508
>pittsburgh has black yellow
Stop this meme. It's black and gold.
>>78226282
>pooilers
you may only reply to this post if your team has won a cup since 1993
>>78227028
Then explain this you fucking lying faggot
https://youtu.be/UePtoxDhJSw
>>78225990
Youre just plain old niggers
when will cancuks sign JAGRE
FUCK
>>78227646
vince vaughn
>>78227681
what
>>78227742
don't make me
>>78227803
what doe shtat have to do with anything?
>82 000 posts and counting
>>78221340
>being this bootyblasted your town got swindled by Katz
still cannot believe edmongolians actually paid for a new arena for him
>>78227946
Neat
>>78228003
t. newfag
>>78224185
>That part with the anonymous Flames fan
so mad
good night, lads
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=76351
is this the mcdavid you all keep talking about
>>78228208
stop posting, it's been a few months and you have had zero good posts. your flag now gets filtered you suck that bad, it's just you and grease in that filter lmao. consider suicide
old norge was good but some attention whore showed up and ruined everything. reminder that one annoying faggo ruins the fun for all
>>78223617
>Bergeron, top 5 center in the league
LOL WUT
>backes
A washed up Blooshit is talent?
>marchand
bust
>pasternak
ill give you him
>krejci
old as fuck
>krug
bust
>chara
old as fuck
>rask
exposed
You have no young talent outside of Pasternak, once chara and bergeron leave the Broons are going back to the bottom of the conference for another 3-4 years and Marchand will leave if that happens.
You may only reply to this post if your team has made it to the conference finals and has had a 3 year+ playoff streak despite never selecting first overall.
>>78228414
>>78228444
Stop being a faggot, for real.
>>78228501
sup mad fag
>win a contest to hang out with Brad Marchand for a day
>not my favorite player but still a Bruin so I'm happy
>we meet in downtown Boston for lunch
>typical upscale cafe
>our waitress is pretty short but cute
>he says about her "greasy fuckin shorty there eh bud? You know I lead the league in shorties right?"
>"I don't think that is true"
>he gives me a light tap to the back of my ankle with his foot under the table, I get the hint
>after lunch we go to a florist
>I wonder who we are going to give the flowers to maybe some sick kids?
>instead Mr. Marchand spends 2 hours sniffing every flower in the store repeatedly demanding I smell certain ones and asking "ain't that the good shit?"
>finally we take a cab to TD Garden and take a tour of the place
>I got to meet a lot of the staff and see the locker room, it was awesome
>about halfway through Brad gets a call
>he talks very quietly and after he hangs up says he needs to end the day prematurely
>His whole demeanor has changed and he keeps rubbing his nose, I wonder if he got too much pollen in there
>The last thing he says before leaving is "call my agent to get signed shit our whatever, I gotta go get bruined" and winked at me
Still a cool tour of the place.
>>78228414
o-o-ok
>>78228541
lmao another pointless post. you're like college sports I'm gonna filter you
lmao he can't read this post
>>78228540
the guy who made those was great, what happened to him?
>>78228643
I honestly made that one, one day I just asked what I should make a greentext about after Marchand's latest slewfoot and someone said him. A few others popped up that thread. Been busy this summer but I may need to exercise my autism today so I might try another.
>>78227803
Really is a beautiful city, too bad slant eyed cunts like k*ppers ruined it
>>78228142
like kimchi and sour milk desu
>>78228201
walk_____>>78228201
>>78228809
liar
>>78228942
Liar how
>After Nolan Patrick was drafted they held a press conference with some of the draftees.
>I was lucky enough to attend since my cousin writes for a local paper and had an extra press pass.
>The questions and responses were pretty normal
>"I'm excited to be here, there is a great group of young guys here"
>"I hope to bring the first cup to philly in over 40 years"
>"Growing up Claude Giroux was my favorite player since he has been the best in the NHL since 2012"
>However at one point a reporter's tape recorder died. Been the professional he was he had a spare set of batteries on hand.
>The weird part was when he pulled them out and began the exchange, Nolan stopped mid-response and just stared. At one point he visibly flinched.
>He finished the press conference but appeared distracted after that.
It was odd but a fun experience regardless.
9 more days boys
It's my birthday, /hoc/! How'bout some juicy birthday (You)'s my way?
>>78229520 are a faggot
>>78229520
Happy birthday bud
Goodbye Flim Flams
>>78229626
they just wont play in the city proper anymore. they will be like the snes and play an hour out in the suburbs.
>>78229668
>chestermere
>aidrie
Both of those are even smaller than Kanata.
Can't wait for the Flames to move to Seattle
>>78229626
Goodbye Flims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Everyone still doubting that tavares will not stay in New York
Thought we could have a discussion about a name for the philthy/debbies shizo. That way we can call them out immediately when they make their obvious posts.
Who knows maybe they will commit crimes using their new identity.
>>78229871
Then why hasn't he signed yet?
>>78229930
Samir please read posts carefully before replying. At least call him out for being a retarded anime spammer that can't even make a proper statement.
>>78229626
>Seattle Flames
not gonna lie, that name is actually pretty fitting
>>78230113
seattle is getting a fresh team. sunbelters will get the relocated team.
>>78229747
That's not how you spell Omaha
there's hocko on! sort of, right now it's a HD shot of a score board and some dad rock playing, but we've been promised hockey
>Traverse City Prospect Tournament
https://www.nhl.com/video/live-blackhawks-vs-blue-jackets/t-281013894/c-52623203
>>78230230
O M A H A
Knoxville Flames
Houston Flames
Atlanta Flames
>>78230243
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_Entertainment_and_Sports_Center
they are almost ready.
>>78230265
>90 minutes from chiraq
>implications
'no'
>>78230251
>Knoxville Flames
I like it
>>78230281
la and ny have 2 teams that close.
>>78230296
and like 4x the population
>Coyotes need a new stadium
>Flames need a new stadium
>Islanders want a new stadium
>Hurricanes have the worst attendance in the league and want a new stadium
Is it possible that we will see 3-4 team relocations and a Seattle expansion franchise in the next decade?
>>78230265
>barely 2mil people
>only 37% white
>right next to chimpcongo
wouldn't last 3 years desu
>>78230347
Hurricanes don't want a new stadium. The issue there is that the owner's kids don't want the team so he's looking to sell it to someone who will take over when he dies. And that deal is being finalized anyway.
>>78230265
Wisconsin has too many fans on the eastern part of the Red Wings and Blackhawks. The Western part of the state has slowly become Wild fans. The state only has one D1 college hockey team and their attendance has been down. Though the team has been bad as of late.
They still produce decent players despite not having an NHL team.
>>78230347
hopefully 2 teams fold when seattle gets a new team so >we can go back to 30
>>78230451
>autism
>>78230451
reminder that 48 is optimal
>>78230347
god those jerseys are aesthetically pleasing.
WHEN'S HOKKEI
>>78230472
>aesthetically pleasing
>>78229541
>>78229559
Ty bros, I'll cherish them.
>Pittsburgh
>Rangers
>Washington
>Columbus
>Philadelphia
>New Jersey
>Toronto
>Montreal
>Boston
>Tampa Bay/Florida
>Buffalo
>Detroit
>Chicago
>Minnesota
>Nashville
>St Louis
>Colorado
>Dallas
>LA
>Vancouver
>Calgary
>Edmonton
>San Jose
>Anaheim
24 teams is all the NHL needs
>>78230478
dude there's several games on right now
>>78230492
FUCK IRRELEVANT GAMES
>>78230502
t. casual
>>78230347
Islanders and canes stay.
BINLAN
>>78230451
>Hurricanes fold
>Coyotes fold
>Islanders "fold" and relocate to Quebec
>the Flames relocate to Portland, creating an I-5 rivalry between Seattle, Portland, and Vancouver
Who says no?
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1KJmsHP6Dk-btn5G7Gu3oPkpcGQU&ll=61.72934460886697%2C18.125620010984903&z=4
Really makes u think
>>78221246
> trashville
> stanley cup finals
Nah, you won't make it past round one senpai
>>78230589
>pulju
>sweedin
delet this
someone painted racist stuff on store windows downtown
>>78230820
were you offended?
so when the flames are moved to seattle next season will they change their name?
>>78230892
why would i be, you see this stuff every single day, everyone should be desensitized to it
it's kinda assholish in that people have to spend half an hour to clean it up
>>78230906
how young are you
Which hurricane was more disappointing, Irma or Carolina?
>Kipshit posting /pol/bait again
What a fucking shocker. Hope the Cantpucks shit the bed so hard you end up comitting sudoku.
>>78230945
is that a yes or no?
>>78230959
t. phone poster
>>78230945
what if someone set seattle on fire
actually it makes sense because washington's forests are burning
>>78230961
my posts made sense, I made a small prize on every game
>>78230963
>not knowing the sudoku meme
Back to /r/hockey kiddo. Take the chink you're currently whiteknighting with you as well while you're at it.
>>78230990
yep, newfaggot
>>78230990
Go away. Forever.
>>78230990
>not knowing the sudoku meme
lol being new is a bold strategy
>Back to /r/hockey kiddo.
lol being a retard is funny too
>Take the chink you're currently whiteknighting with you as well while you're at it.
better hope muslims liove your haraam
>>78231007
>>78231025
>>78231062
Well it took 3 posts to get a (You), enjoy all of them
>the leaf being bullied right now
in other neeeeeeeeeeeeeeews
Boeser is playing in pre-season
gotta be hype
OUR YEAR
>>78230347
hurricanes are moving to quebec lad
>>78231085
lol sure thing jaqcuck
>tfw jose isn't going to do anything but die out in the atlantic
why couldn't it have hit florida for a 1-2 that permanently ruins the entire state.
>>78231215
>expecting something named jose not to be a lazy spic
>>78231232
good point
>>78231215
>>78231232
>>78231240
>60 seconds apart
@78231082
Gonna bust, at best a 3rd line player. UND hasn't produced the talent like they did with players like Oshie, Parise, and Toews.
>Getting BTFO by the NCAA and having your coach leave for philthy
lel
>>78231082
>ncaa product
so depth scoring at best?
>>78231242
>>78231242
Have more lazy Joses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR16E4z7wyg
>>78231215
>>78231232
>>78231240
Life isnt fair bud. The sooner you realize it and start making your own luck/breaks the better it will be. I certainly havent yet.
Never been to Florida and hope I never have to for a good friends wedding, only scenario likely.
*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*
>>78231286
damn they look like a rowdy bunch, did they afterparty at chucky cheezes?
>Eriksson: "I'm going to help and be a leader for the young kids."
Fuck. Off.
Keep your bust hands off the kids.
>>78231353
*blocks your path*
>>78231400
>"see kids this is how you swindle a brain dead general manager"
>>78231422
>here is how you sign a 6x6 contract, be untradeable, and score 10 goals a year, with multiple goals in your own fucking net
>>78231215
Why can't leafs quit being edgy faggots or fuck off
>>78231480
why cant ameritards handle the banter?
Alberta's only NHL team
>>78231480
>>78231353
*struggles to earn top 6 minutes*
>>78231544
>downs guy on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJvu-VL3So
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>there's actually a chance the flames will relocate before the canes or coyotes
>>78231621
hes going to have a decent nhl career once he gets traded away from hongcouver for nothing.
>>78231684
lmao he's nothing like neely
>>78231633
O M A H A
>>78231710
>>78231728
kassian's always been a good player, you retard
he just loves doing coke and drinking
>>78231710
hes obviously not hof tier. he will find top 6 minutes. similar to a kassian style career path.
>Go to draft in Chicago
>In all the chaos I ran into Jim Benning
>I asked him if I could ask him a question or two
>He surprisingly agreed, I must have been obviously intoxicated
>ask "What qualifications do you have to be a GM, recent trades, signings, and draft picks have been suspect at best."
>He responded "Listen things haven't works out the best for the team but im confident in our orginization going forward. If you look it up, you kids do that on the internet right? I have more points for the Toronto Maple Leafs than any of their active defencemen"
>"not sure what that has to do with managing a team sir"
>"as a great man once said points in equal points out and thats how I run this team"
I got a free shirt from his handlers and power walked passing him to secure a higher position in line to take a piss.
>>78231741
not really, he's a streaky player but that's it. half the time he's outright lazy
>>78231741
>20 year old kassian
>26 points in 30 games in the AHL
>20 year old virtanen
>19 points in 65 games in the AHL
I see your point
>>78231786
>>"as a great man once said points in equal points out and thats how I run this team"
I love the Boston school of hockey management
>>78231523
>shitpost
>its just banter la
Go to /cric/ and read it. Might teach you bants
>lol the lazy spic fitting he is named jose
Thats not banter, try having some cleverness.
>>78231796
He is, but when he's on, he's REALLY on. Shame none of the coaches managed to light a fire under his has and make him a consistent player.
>>78231765
At this point I'm just hoping Virts turns out to be a 15+20 player. Be a serviceable 3rd liner that can contribute on the 2nd PP at times.
I don't expect much from him, and 35 points consistently might be too much for him.
>>78231633
>burke the absolute madman does it again
>tfw actively looking on jewgle maps for an omaha stadium location
>tfw the high point of your career was an illegal hit on the future GOAT in a meaningless rookie tournament
>>78231544
>shit for 10 years
>now in divisional contention
>calgary may relocate
Is Alberta playing some next level of relegation?
>>78231866
apparently they already have one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CenturyLink_Center_Omaha
>17,100
is that too smol for hokkie
>>78231873
>permanently injures McFaggot's clavicle
feels good, man
>>78231893
jest have like slightly above 15k
>>78231893
>>78231904
>bigger than winnipeg, brooklyn, jersey, and just under nashville
GUYS
OMAHA NEEDS TO HAPPEN
>>78231904
Jets have people willing to pay to go to a hockey game
>>78231923
>UNO at 80%
>would be only pro team in the area
>white sport in hicksville
easy money gary
>>78231962
Hockey fans aren't hicks
someone please shitpost my omaha tornadoes idea on r/hockey, i got banned for memeing about vegas
they have 400k subscribers this will gain traction since xheattle just got eliminated due to being full of degenerate pedos
>>78231991
only cuz there's no pro hockey
it'd catch on trust me
>>78231825
Thanks for the (you) I feel like these greentexts deserve more credit but they are just rough drafts, I might be dying of pneumonia.
>>78231918
>bigger then brooklyn
It could have been bigger if the idiots who built the place knew that there was a second hockey team...
>>78231992
what meme did you unleash
>>78231895
>feeling good about injuring a star player because your team will never amount to anything
>the absolute anal state of Vanpooper
>>78231893
>>78231918
>implying number of seats is as important as the number of luxury boxes
>>78232001
Are you able to read this chart?
>>78232064
what chart
Minnesota
>>78232090
we're currently talking about moving the nhl to omaha please try again later
>>78231286
really wish I wasn't a shorks fan rn
>>78232090
Sorry to remind the Maine fan they lost in the year their coach died at the final hour.
>>78232113
Stop fucking spamming and go sound yourself with an ear of corn.
So will it be the
>Seattle Flames
>Seattle Metropolitans
or something else?
>>78232190
The Washington Flames after the Canadian owner goes full retard and thinks that the White House is in Seattle
>>78232190
Seattle Liberals
>>78232215
go back to watching espn
>>78232278
wtf i love dallas now
>>78232314
Another great post by a leaf.
>this team, who lost a series after being up 3-0 one year and lost the cup final two seasons after that, will heavily regress this year
well? who is it?
>>78232519
>>78231621
Virtanen is literally retarded
>>78231843
>Shame none of the coaches managed to light a fire under his has and make him a consistent player.
yeah, had nothing to do with living that Bob Probert lifestyle...
>>78232614
if anything edmonton should be more conductive to that lifestyle than vancouver
>>78232634
plenty of coke in hongcouver. literally go to any nightclub washroom.
>>78232614
>none of the coaches managed to light a fire
>implying said fire exists
>>78232634
If I didn't understand dog fucking oil industry workers I'd argue that
I think the point of Chiarelli trading for him was to give him another chance and I believe he talked to him before the trade
In reality though Vancouver and all the Eastern Canadian BARE WHITE WHORES should be more of a cocaine party...but all those lazy retarded manual laborers in Edmonton are degenerate retards
>>78232519
t. Kings fan whose team has already regressed farther and quicker than the Sharks will
>>78232773
kings without their starting future HOF goalie were 8 points out of a playoff spot last year
enjoy being behind even the coyotes guppie
>>78232807
Budaj gave you 51 starts of .917 goaltending. Adding le cry to refs man wouldn't have done shit
>>78232807
>1 (one) playoff game win in the last 3 years and talking shit
Shouldn't you be back to not giving a shit about the Kings and continuing your life as a smelly beaner?
>>78232807
are you ready to be battling the yotes and cantpucks in the standings this season?
>>78232844
quick could have easily stole 4 wins in those tight 1 goal games and more. Love it when people bring up budaj who didnt watch him all year. His glove side is worse than a choking rene's. Budaj had high numbers due to youth stepping it up and filling the gaps, I.E. why one got drafted by vegas
virtanen better have a good season in the ahl this year
HE BETTER
>>78222183
>best young American prospects are a Jew and a Spic
>>78232860
>>78232866
if the kings had scored just 10 more goals last season, they could have been on top of Nashville in the standings
also kings swept both nashville and the pens last season
get rdy for another kings cup, its undeniable
>whos jerseys are in the background?
>>78232911
>if
>>78232870
>thinking quick is some kind of elite goalie
His save percentage is consistently in the .910s. Meanwhile, an actually elite goalie like Price is consistently in the .920s.
>>78232870
>Who is rene?
That last sentence makes me believe this is bait.
>>78232927
kings tyler toffoli mis a good portion of games last year as well
>>78232934
wanna know how I know you didnt watch the 2012 postseason?
>>78232910
>Scoring 40g in a season and still be considered a prospect
Canadian education everyone
>>78232954
>muh ploffs
Cam Ward is an elite goalie in your desert scorched brain
>>78232993
muh numbers
heres a number for you
2 rings
>>78233001
Here's a number for you
866-DHS-2-ICE
>>78232962
Your the kind of faggot that posts to correct people using your instead of you're, aren't you?
Also,
>being this butthurt that he resorts to making fun of his own country
t.pajeet Laffs fan
>>78233033
rekt
>>78232993
>>78233126
>peaking in your rookie year
>>78233146
>>78233146
>peaking so high at your rookie year that you win the stanleeb and get the conn smythe
>meanwhile goalers like pic related have never even sniffed the cup while putting up elite numbers
>tfw ward has also been to the conference finals too
>>78233189
>peaking so high at your rookie year that you win the stanleeb and get the conn smythe
>still not "good" enough to join team canada for the olys
still hurts tbqh
>>78233189
That's not fair, he has a bunch of chokers in front of him
>>78233213
True. Ovi is a fag. Holtby is a pretty good player though
>>78233033
beaners btfo
>>78233338
*continues to be a top 6 forward for the cantpucks*
>training camp is only 2 weeks long and Virtanen can't lose 50 pounds in that span
Why won't the Av's ownership fire Joe Sakic?
Why are Albertans so delusional? Is it something in the oil they drink?
>>78221149
realistically
soilers and perds
pongs and broons
Pitt 3peats with a game 5 finals home win
Nucks last place, VGK win lotto
>>78233645
Jumbos knees are gonna explode for the final time and the sharks go rage mode only to choke away the finals against Pongs
>cap it
>>78233645
>realistically
>ruins in the final 4
>>78233657
wouldn't mind
>>78233465
Virtanen would be elite in 1970s
>>78233657
shorks will into playoffs but won't go far
>>78233685
if your pic related was your way of fixing my prediction then you're in for rude awakening
>t. expects EK to produce similar numbers as last season after foot surgery
Whats the deal with Calgary and their arena situation?
>>78221149
Ducks/Wild
v
Pens/Caps
>>78233969
Remember how Matt Cooke wrecked Karlsson's achille heel and he was supposed to never be the same afterward? You're the one who's in for a rude awakening if you expect Bombston to make it in the playoffs, let alone the final 4.
>>78233993
they are moving to O M A H A next summer
>>78234000
>Craps
>getting further than the second round
Pick one and only one.
>>78233993
>rich guy wants a fancy new arena and wants the city of pay a big chunk of it
>picks out a spot and finds a bullshit excuse for the city to pitch in
>city says that the plan is stupid and starts their own arena plan with blackjack
>rich guy tells his puppet to threaten to take their ball and go home
>>78234018
who else then? doubt the sens get that far again, maybe jykkets if they get the other side of the bracket
>>78221149
San Jose Sharks vs Washington Capitals.
Caps will win in game 6.
>>78232934
Price is a top 10 most overrated player in the NHL
>>78234054
t. relying on Dubnyk
>>78234024
Hey I've had enough arena issues with my own team i can sympathize
>>78234078
Dubnyk is at minimum the 8th best goalie in the league though
>>78234054
Price is objectively top 3 in the league though. You don't seem to understand how hard the Habs actually suck.
who will kreider kill this year?
>Fredrik Claesson's first goal puck lost during shipping
Jesus Christ. Can the Sens meme any harder?
>>78234000
wasteful trips, Boudreau will never make the conf. finals again
>>78234001
if you think the bruins are in danger of missing the playoffs you're delusional but okay I'll give you snes instead of boston if only because Anderson is objectively better than Rask
>>78234093
I'd agree but he isn't as fucking legendary as the Paul Bunyan tier myths there are surrounding hin
>>78234141
>imply poodreau will stil be coach
fired before the asg
>>78234165
Minnesota will be within 7 points of the President's Trophy
>>78234084
Yeah but Nassau was so old and shitty that the roof was leaking. The dumbest part of this whole thing is that Calgary wants to bid for the 2026 Winter Olympics and will need a new arena to do that.
>>78234100
Matt Murray
>>78221149
Preds (WC1) v Pitts (MET2)
>>78234193
>murray
probably won't even play enough games to face him desu, hurt in like week 2
Should the ''at least one representative from each team in the ASG'' rule be removed?
>>78234241
the asg should be removed
>>78234206
>preds outside top 3 in central
wew lad
>>78234241
They should expand the number of players that go.
>11 players per team
>8 teams per division
>only 3 "extras"
Adding another 1 G, 2 F and 1D would fix it. For example, last year's Pacific was
>martin Jones
>mike smith
>mcdavid
>carter
>gaudreau
>horvat
>kesler
>pavelski
>burns
>doughty
>fowler
You could easily have added
>Talbot
>Draisaitl
>Getzlaf
>Hamilton
More teammates means more chemistry and fancy passing
>>78234241
Nope
>w-we don't need a new rink
>playing in the paddledome
Official, 100% objective Atlantic division rankings:
>Trampa Gay
>Super Nintendo Entertainment Systems
>Kitties
>Laffs
>Ruins
>Hasb
>Buffalel
>Detoilet
>>78234352
correct
what is he dreaming about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4QdLOiqcDo
>>78221131
Hockey talk:
If Andreas Athenasiou wants more than 2 million from Detroit they should let him go to the KHL. He isn't going to be irreplaceable.
>>78234455
bonaqua
>2020 lockout is a foregone conclusion
>>78234455
>finnish women
>>78234455
6 minutes of ice time
>>78232190
Metropolitans would be fine, but I would rather have something that relates to the region more desu
Steelheads and Totems seem to be popular names around here. Other names like Breakers, Pioneers, and The Kraken (really don't like that last one) have been tossed around as well.
My choice would be The Pilots. It's the reverse situation that happened to the Colorado Rockies name. The Seattle Pilots mlb team had an amazing name and color scheme, but only lasted a single season before financial problems caused them to be sold or relocated. It perfectly fits the region, and is a name that has not been used a whole lot in professional and semi-professional sports. Plus, they could re-use the light blue/yellow/red color scheme really easily.
>>78221149
pongs vs who cares we all know they're just going to win again
>>78234539
>Xeattle Bilots
>>78234539
Seattle Boings
>>78234539
>Zeattle Bidets
>>78234539
Pilots is good but the tricky part would getting MLB/the Brewers to give up the name.
>kraken
Absolutely shit, I agree. Names like that (Avalanche, Mild, Lightning) are WNBA trash.
>steelheads
Would be fine except they would share a division with the Sharks. While that name play didn't stop the Knights (Knights being the Kings' bitches), I think it would be twice as bad because the Canucks also use an orca as a logo.
>totems
Neat but I'm sure someone would REEEEE on behalf of the natives
>Breakers
I don't get it
>pioneers
Good but unremarkable.
>>78234539
>The Pilots lawsuit continued until 1976. At trial, the American League offered to give Seattle an expansion baseball franchise in return for dropping the suit,[32] and details were ironed out over the next year. To keep the league with an even number of teams, a formal expansion proceeding was held, with a second team, the Blue Jays, being awarded to the city of Toronto
History is fun
>>78234652
Breakers is derived from the breaking of an ocean wave.
It was also the first name for the WHL Seattle Thunderbirds from 1977-1985
Vancouver will win the 2018 stanley owl
>>78231353
>canucks give Scottie upshall a try out
I fucking hate this team
>>78234539
The Seattle justice warriors
I always forgot how shitty west coast posters are
>>78234983
fuck off kippers
>>78235113
obsessed
in which way will the oilels implode in epic comedic fashion this season? i mean it is bound to happen
Good morning to all Finns it's wake up time the early bird gets the worm
>>78235125
t. Assmad flim flammer
Edmonton has an extra rink you can use.... lmfao
>>78235174
I woke up like three and a half hour ago.
>>78235125
A drunken Kassian tries to drive in the parade but runs over the Stanley Cup and crashes into the river
/hoc/ is a bully free zone. All Europeans are welcome here to discuss hockey. That assmad Americaitlyn that hates Euros. especially Finn's, is NOT allowed
>...MAIS TOUJOURS DANS CA COEUR, IL A RESTE HURON!
-_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ7KRPOJ9uw
Will you being buying the new Adidas jersey? Personally I'm just buying Reeboks for $50 or less on eBay right now. My favorite team won their Stanley cups in Reebok jerseys...so I don't see any reason to pay full price for the new thing when I can get the sentimental one for cheap. You?
>>78235395
>wearing another mans name on your back
thats pretty gay and low test my man
>>78235404
Why did you take a selfie of yourself?
>>78235413
your mom asked me to x----------D
>>78235413
>a selfie of yourself?
canadians
How many goals for Laine this season?
>>78235479
last two digits of my post
>>78235521
What a bust.
Last two is the number of NHL games Jesse plays this season.
>>78235537
That's probably true. Jesse "Reddit" Poopinajarvi is a complete bust. He should have fell further in the draft
Seattle Rainmen
>>78235547
yes, but only if Shawn Kemp is the GM.
last two digits it's number of bulju goals
>>78235607
delet
Seattle Calgarys
Carolina has fucked Florida and the season haven't even begun.
Seattle Canadians
>the absolute state of the calgary lames
Seattle Sandstorms
>
Seattle Gin&Tonics
Seattle Bill Gates
that town owes him at least this much
>laffs
>>78236593
doesnt rhyme tho
Seattle Sandpeople
>callgary
Who is this guy?
Seattle Sinners
>>78236630
Johnny Anonymous, an anonymous flames fan.
Finland!
A country of scenic beauty. Enchanted lakes, and stately forests. A goodly land, a land apart. A people of the soil. A Contented, peace-loving folk, living in neighborly harmony, in a simple way of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwQmwbQttkY&t=200s
>>78236680
Absolutely loved this post, thank you.
>>78236701
Americans will always have a place in our hearts for small nations that fight the Russians.
>>78236680
>p´inet´i
>>78236680
2:13
ATHLETIC SUPREMACY
I May be late, but:
>Calgary Flames will no longer be pursuing a new arena in Calgary, which according to Gary Bettman could be a problem "without a new building there will be consequences" said the NHL commissioner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9NMhEonq9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1g_PBfi9-o
>>78236799
Seattle Flames sounds nice.
>>78236680
ATHLETIC SUPREMACY