>6th grade
>fitness test day
>have to do situps
>get into pairs
>get paired up with cutest girl in school
>she has to hold my feet down while i do sit ups
>nervous as fuck, almost shaking
>assume position
>do about 20 sit ups and then start straining
>mid sit up i rip a wet fart right into her chest
>do a weird high pitched giggle and say "oopsy"
>she makes a disgusted face and just walks away
she told everyone and they called me farty for the rest of the year.
>go to weight room
>lift for the first time in my life
>hated every minute of it
>stayed on computer ever since
>have to dance for gym class
>get paired with cutest girl
>can't dance for shit
>top-5 hottest girl in school in my gym class
>she always wears tight volleyball shorts
>guys always check out her ass during seal stretches
>we make it painfully obvious, giggling loudly etc
>she never notices and it becomes a long-running inside joke
>everyone got countless eyefulls of her bunda and she's clueless about it to this day
>>78217092
i can guarantee she noticed it and probably loved the attention
>>78216952
>first day of high school football summer weight program
>never had lifted before
>they set bar for bench at 95 and make everyone go through and rep out
>pretty much everyone around my size (probably was 5'10" 160ish at the time if i had to guess) and even some a bit smaller do atleast 2-3 reps
>a few small sticklets neet looking kids struggle and have to go down to 65
>figure ill have no problem
>only make it about half way up on first rep and half to go lift with all weak neets
>never return to football again
>highschool gym class
>penis inspection day
>protochad of class makes fun of my small chode
>get joked on whole year
Never hit the showers either.
>>78216996
Cueca?
I got pretty lucky really
>probably slightly below average for sports
>not particularly fit but I was skinny and knew basic techniques for shit
>for some reason get put in the lowest set
>just destroy all the really unhealthy kids in almost everything with only one other guy being close
The only time I've ever felt good at sports