/nfl/ general - EVERYTHING BUT THE QB edition

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First for SMETH

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first for titans

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3rd for fire Pagano

>>78216419
third for Smith is gay

I really, really like women.

Why the fuck is Steve Kerr on the Denver sideline?

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someone get the guillotine

>>78216435
How the fuck is indy in rebuilding mode. They have the best QB in the division

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wentz IS elite

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I'm so happy its /nfl/ season, and were just getting started

lets take it in

so comfy

>>78216498
because they built nothing around said best QB

>>78216444
>trips of truth

NOBODY QUESTION THIS

>>78216498
Cuck's injury is much much worse than they're letting on

>>78216498
>Be Indy
>Have best QB in division, the rest of the team is absolutely fuckterrible.
>Be Houston
>Great team, the QB is absolutely fuckterrible.

How do we trick Indy into trading Luck straight-up for Savage.

>>78216444
congratulations on being heterosexual

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>mfwtpwtsb

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>Aaron Rodgers is a gay mustacheman
>half of the players on those 1960s Green Bay champion teams were gay
>so much so that Vince Lombardi ordered it to be hush-hush so people wouldn't think they were all a bunch of fruits
AHAHAHAH the Green Gay Fudgepacker!!!

>>78216511
Although we may argue a lot about who's quarterback is gay and which team is in JUST mode, I still love you guys. Should be a fun season

>Icing the kicker
When will this meme end?

>>78216548
Discreetly ship some coke to Irsay?

>>78216712
lmaoing @ you

>HOU: Deshaun Watson (ankle) limited on Monday
>HOU: Every Texans TE suffered Week 1 concussions
So, we're gonna start a rookie QB who's limited due to his ankle, AND we don't have TEs for him to checkdown to? What a shitshow this is gonna be on Thursday night.

that's unfair

he struggles with peripheral vision enough while kicking

Icing the kicker should be banned

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>>78216712
>this faggot

>>78216712

its literally the most effective meme in the game.... but instead of fucking with the kicker it fucked with the o-line

Chorgers gonna chorge

Broncos look like a dumpster fire

KC should run away with the division

You had one job LA

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>>78216828
>it's a Denver wins the season opener by icing the kicker episode
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 12 secondary
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns <9 INTs 67.9+ cmp%
>Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

You guys better be prepared. Dak and the passing game is going to be better than last year, the defense is going to be better. The Defensive front 7 is going to be better, they were already a low key Top 10 defense in 2016 and now with Jaylon Smith and a secondary that can actually make plays on the ball they are projecting up.
Dak played practically all season last year with a #1 WR that was injured for most of the season. Now that Dez is fully healthy, and he and Dak have even MORE chemistry this Cowboys offense could be THE BEST in the league in 2017. Look for Dak to be another MVP finalist as he leads the Cowboys to a possible Superbowl.
The Cowboys Dynasty is coming back, don't cry when I say "I told you so" All you naysayers still living in 2011 have no idea the ammount of gloating and shitposting I am about to do this season. I will be savoring all of your strawmans and logical fallacies as you scramble to make excuses on why you have been so wrong about the Cowboys. It will be delicious.
Cowboys may not win a Superbowl this upcoming season, and that's fine, they are afterall one of the youngest teams in the NFL and making an NFCCG appearance would leave me satisfied. But if they do win the Superbowl holy shit am I going to enjoy reading the excuses in this general.

>>78216812
Should I pick the Bengals? I want to but they looked so fucking bad on Sunday.

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>thier teams head coaches are diversity hires


KEK

>the cities of chargers and Broncos

>>78216712
It's not a meme.

One thing, it psyches them out. Second it tires out the kicker as they now need to kick long FGs twice in a row which requires a lot of force in the first place, third it allows your defense to try a different strategy to penetrate the kick protection lineman or run around them to block the kick.

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THANKS A LOT ROOKIE

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>>78216888
You post this literally every year, then are baffled when you finish 9-7, 10-6 tops and get bounced out of the first round of the playoffs.

If only there were some explanation for this.

>>78216888
trips confirm

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Kenny

>>78216901
Same thing I was thinking. I mean, can they make it more obvious? 2 nog coaches making thier debuts against each other.

>>78216712
T H I S

HOW THIS SHIT HAS NOT BEEN BANNED IS FUCKING BEYOND ME.

>>78216712
I think I remember only one or two instances when it backfired, as in kicker not making the FG on the first try and making it on the second try. So what exactly does the coach have to lose by calling the timeout?

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>>78216922
t. increasingly nervous man for the Nth time

Remember when your kind thought Cowboys wouldn't even MAKE the playoffs last season? Remember when your kind said Dak was a bust? lolling @ you

>>78216955
>calling a timeout should be banned
(You)

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>>78216922
You post this literally every year, then are baffled when the Cowboys manage division winning seasons, draft well to set themselves up for further progress for years to come, and have had great 4th quarter performances which contradicts your image to the fullest extent.

If only there were some explanation for this.

>>78216922
I'm not sure if it was Tiki but I remember similar bullshit posts since forever. You wouldn't believe how crazy they got when they beat the Saints in 2009, they unironically believed they're unbeatable now.

Avatar posting is a bannable offense. Watch yourself raidniggers

You been warned

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>>78216377
>sit thru the offseason as a gnats fan
>see rb after rb sign with various teams
>none sign with the gnats
>draft a TE whos small as shit and no rbs
>all the rbs in training camp are shit
>cook sets records with the vikings

sooo its time to fire reese hes hot garbage holy fuck

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if you haven't learned by now, Tiki is a good goy

>>78217022
You know goy means non-jew and not jew right.

>>78217005
>had great 4th quarter performances which contradicts your image to the fullest extent.
Romo is gone so had is right

>>78217039
Yes I know that Tiki is a gentile

>>78216666
Quads that killed the chorgers

>>78217041
Dak had many 4th quarter comebacks so you're retarded.

>>78217039
Yeah but good goys aka Shabbos goys support the Jews
I'm assuming that guy's post was calling Tiki a Shabbos goy when in reality he's just a DACA baby who will soon be posting with a Mexican flag

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NFL Power Ranking after week 1:

AFC:

1. Chiefs
2. Patriots
3. Raiders
4. Ravens
5. Jaguars

NFC:

1. Cowboys
2. Packers
3. Vikings
4. Rams
5. Falcons

>>78217007
Cowboys are unironically a really really good team. And they are one of the youngest teams in the league.

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>>78217022
t. Buttblasted Midgets fag

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>>78217022
and pleases old men for relics

>>78217066
>we sacked Jew Brees twice, who can stop us now

>>78217073
Took your trip off, TIki

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>>78217019

>>78216863
>who are the Oakland Raiders
not even a Pats fan

>>78216969
11-1 :^)

:(

please end my suffering

>>78217063
Uh the Packers beat a way more difficult opponent then the cowshits did, faggot

>>78217063
>patriots

>>78217063
>Falcons
Barely beating a comically shitty Bears team makes them top 5?
>Patriots
kek

>>78217114

Seahawks will miss the playoffs

>>78217063
rams will be a major step up this year, but theyre still stepping up from the basement

>>78217102
Just dont bitch, like that one moron did, when he gotten banned

is there any local radio charger fans are calling into?

probably not established enough yet for that

>>78217113
I hope you enjoy trading Luck to the Broncos.

If a kicker were to miss a PAT, it bonked off the upright, went into the hands of an opposing player and he ran it all the way back to the other endzone how many points would that equate to?

>>78217114
The only reason the Xehawks won't go 7-9 this year is beacause their division is trash.

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>>78217130

>>78217139
the only instance this would be acceptable is if luck is irreversibly broken and the colts have the first pick in the draft ready for darnold

>>78217141
six. it would be an unprecedented ding-six

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>talk shit all year about muh two wins which were all less than one score and barely scratched out
>get BTFO by the Cowboys and ending the only trump card you had
>resort to /pol/ tier muh jews posting when you're fucking New York, literally the nirvana of jews and financial/moral corruption

LMAO

>>78216444
By virtue of his trips, I hereby declare this anon to not be a homosexual.

>>78217079
>living in the past

>>78217141
1 point.

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>>78217166
>tfw your dubs reveal that it's a lesbian

>>78217161
Holy shit midgets fags absolutely blown the fuck out

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Is Joe Flacco still elite?

>>78217176
Cowboys are not living in the fast, they're not even living, seeing they're dead.

>>78217156
Then why did it only equate to 2 points when the Chiefs picked off Matt Ryan on the 2 point conversion?

>>78216498
they need to rebuild the QB kek

>>78217193
clip?

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>>78217187
Good one.

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93rd for Soup Campbell

>>78217141
1 point

>>78217185
get the fuck out of here right now

>TFW the Raiders have the worst Defense in the NFL and have to rely on Carr having a monster performance every week in order to win.

5-11 incoming

>>78217197
>the 140 million dollar man

>>78217185
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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How is wentz so fucking slippery?

At least russmeme wilson is a manlet, which explain it but wentz????

>>78217225
That's a big snek!

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>>78217185
No

>>78217225
He's SNEAKY ATHLETIC

>>78217055
>2 4th quarter comebacks
>both were literally 2 minutes within the fresh quarter and already within the red Zone
Wow

>>78216548
Watt for Luck straight up? Or watt + watson (he's a shit qb, face it he wont ever be good)?
would either team go for it?

>>78217217
Did you watch the game? They woke af

>>78217257
No way do we give up Watt.

You can have Savage and draft picks, and because you're in Indiana, some loose women.

Take it or leave it.

>>78217217
t. KC fan falseflag

>>78217256
He had 5

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>woman play by play caller
>not 1 but two (2) diversity hires at head coach

What did the SJWFL mean by this?

>chorgers
>meme qb
>meme team
>lose exclusively to memes manifesting against you
I want off this train guys but every other California team's fan bases are cancer what do I do

>meme watt is injured again
When will you fags just kill him?

>>78217217
New England actually has the worst defense in the NFL, and it didn't even look close on Thursday. The Raiders have a bad but not awful defense but their offense is good enough to get a wild card spot probably.

>>78217270
I'm not an indy fan, so I have no dog in this fight

just throwing out a possible trade scenario suggestion

without watt is your defense average at best?

>>78217303
The run D looked great the pass D looked below average

>>78217285
kek why are you so triggered by those moves?

>Tony romo hired by Pats for exclusive commentary job

>>78216511
>>78216653
This is my favorite board during football season, I practically live on here

>>78216377
I wanna kms

>>78217256
>lying

Wow, now this is desperate.

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>>78216419
for my next trick, i'll pull a washed up old faggot out of a hat!

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>>78217368

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>>78217368

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>>78217368

>>78216956
I wish kickers had it in them to hard read the icing and pose instead of kick. It'd be retarded as hell but if it was pulled off it would be legendary.

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>>78217368
Still can't believe Smeth summoning dragons

How can people say with a straight face that Texans are a "great team" only missing a QB when they get absolutely embarrassed by the Jags at home? The Texans are a middling team outside of QB, and they've hard their win ratio and team stats inflated by playing in a garbage dump of a division over the years.

t. Browns fan, thanks for the top ten pick in this year's draft, losers

Not even memeing, I think the Cowboys win the Owl this year. If their defense isn't a fluke they're the most talented team in the league, so talented even Garrett can't miscoach them out of a trophy.

>>78217289
Go for the rams you fucking idiot.
>dank mascot
>cool helmets
>on the come up
>fanbase isn't COMPLETE garbage
go rems

Power rankings in about 30 mins, prepare your greentext

>>78217438
>even garret wont fuck it up
Wew, when will you learn

At least Ingram and Bosa are good

>>78217443
>30 minutes
too long, going on YouTube

OFFICIAL NEW COMMENTATORS POWER RANKINGS

1: Romo
(Power Gap)
10: Beth


(MASSIVE POWER GAP)


>9001: Rex

>>78216888
>checklist lacks a superbowl
>the trips confirmed

>>78217443
>30 minutes
What the fuck man

>>78217443
i would be happy with 32nd

>it's a Rex Ryan gets distracted by Beth's feet episode

>>78217464
I had to work.

>>78217478
Fucking lol

Somebody explain the memes in the broncos game this evening, I was watching the Rockies and only watched the little play by thing on nfl.com which caused me to miss anything meme worthy (other than the blocked kick at the end)

>>78217427
This wasn't even kicker's fault though, they adjusted the line.

EDP is back!

>>78217526
Let me guess, he starts yelling and freaking out. Wow, so funny.

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>"Coach did you envision this kind of game from his defense?"

>"I only dream about my wife."

lel

I just knew that Sergio Dipp was Trending Topic tonight. What did the fucktard do? Was he that bad?

>>78217593
He choked almost as hard as the Chargers.

>>78217593
Yes he was really awkward. Looked like a high schooler straight out of prom trying to give a sideline report.

>>78217593
it was like one of those random indian dudes hitting up all these women on facebook would sound like but with football

>>78217593

Yeah, it was some boom goes the dynamite shit

I cant be the only dolphins/bucs fan who feels weirded out seeing this board filled with football threads. this past week has been like an out of body experience where I dont know up from down

>>78217593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F0f013sLIo

be the judge for yourself

>>78217443
did you actually watch any games? I found it hard watching games while watching irma coverage all day. football and hurricanes dont go

>>78217620
No you're just the only faggot with a trip who has a dildo in his ass

>>78217141
The play is dead because the ball technically went out of bounds

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings: Sponsored by Campbell's® Soup - Post Week 1

1. Chiefs
2. Falcons
3. Packers
4. Raiders
5. Patriots
6. Steelers
7. Cowboys
8. Seahawks
9. Lions
10. Broncos
11. Panthers
12. Vikings
13. Eagles
14. Titans
15. Ravens
16. Bucs
17. Dolphins
18. Giants
19. Cardinals
20. Rams
21. Bills
22. Saints
23. Jaguars
24. Texans
25. Redskins
26. Chargers
27. Colts
28. Bengals
29. Bears
30. Browns
31. 49ers
32. Jets

>>78217646
>Clots not 30-32
Higher than I thought to be honest

>>78217632
you must be new

>Joey Bosa has 63 pressures over his first 13 NFL games. That is the most for any defender over their first 13 games in the last 12 years

Cool

>>78217646
This list is all sorts of fucking wrong

>>78217646
shit

>>78217646

>Falcons
>eeking out a road win against Chicago
>2
>Luckless Colts not last

shit list m8

>>78217646
I'm fine with #4

>>78217646

>broncos 10
>chargers 26

Come on, laddy
They were closer than that

>>78217653
>>78217665
true

>>78217658
>incredible defensive presence being completely wasted on a shitty team that will never accomplish anything
I've heard this story before

>Refs "promise" to "key in" and be "more alert" on Deandre Hopkins' illegal push-offs after multiple complaints from cornerbacks over the past few seasons, notably from former team mate and Jaguars starting cornerback AJ Bouye this past Sunday.

Have you dropped Deandre Hopkins from your fantasy team yet?

>>78217670
No they weren't
Denver was dominating them, but meme magic and refball took over and swung momentum to LA.
And the faggots still lost.

>>78217646
>Colts and Toxins not dead last

>>78217646
>6. Steelers
>30. Browns
A 3 point victory that was literally decided by a blocked punt and you think the gap was that big?

>>78217176
the irony of this post coming from a cowgirls fan

>>78217685

Whatever you say, fella

Either the Broncos played far worse than a 10, or the chargers played better than a 26
Make up your mind

>>78217701
>giant momentum shit when the chargers get a pick when the receiver was already tackled
Stay mad. This game should have ended 24-14

>>78217719

Should've, but didnt

>nearly choking to a 26

Lmao, embarrassing

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>>78217646
>Cowboys not in Top 5

>>78217697
Honoring past dynasties =! living in the past

You'd know that if your team had ever won anything :^)

>>78217733
>(You)ing Sneak
>(You)ing any tripcancer

>>78217658
>all those faggots who claimed him to be a bust before last season

>>78217736
Not only has my team won Super Bowls, all 3 of them were in my life time. I fondly remember watching them all.

>>78217646
Aside from first place this shit literally makes no sense.
>Patriots top 5 even though they got completely BTFO at home and looked like shit in all phases of the game
>Falcons #2 for barely squeaking out a win against a shitty Burrs squad
>Steelers higher than the Cowboys, Broncos and Vikings even though they had major trouble beating the fucking Browns
>Colts not last even though they lost by almost 37 points AGAINST THE RAMS
>Panthers anywhere near top 15 after that performance
>Saints (skullfucked by Vikings) higher than the Jaguars (destroyed the Texans)

>>78217763
Giants? Broncos?

>>78217774
Ew the Giants have 3 Super Bowls. Disgusting

>>78217781
I think they have 4 actually.

>>78217658
>irrelevant cherry picked state that makes a player seem good

God I fucking hate these bullshit stats.

>DURR X PLAYER HAS ALMOST GOT A SACK IN 158 SNAPS OUT OF HIS FIRST 287 SNAPS

>>78217646
>Packers beat a great Seahawks team by 8 points, shut down thier offense
>Falcons beat a crappy Bears team by 6 points while only putting up 23 on a shitty defense

>2.Falcons
>3.Packers

>>78217807
Just ignore delusional tripfaggots who think everyone don't hate them

>>78217784
I agree it's a meme stat but Bosa is an elite player regardless. Last year, as a rookie, he had 11 sacks, 70 QB pressures, 41 tackles and got one of the highest grades against the run among all NFL edge rushers. All of that in 12 games.

>>78217813
lol I am well aware of the fact that I am universally disliked here

Also everyone telling everyone not to overreact to week 1 power rankings and then everyone proceeds to overreact to my rankings.

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>>78217646
1-0
1. Chiefs
2. Packers
3. Raiders
4. Lions
5. Cowboys
6. Vikings
7. Steelers
8. Eagles
9. Falcons
10. Rams
11. Ravens
12. Broncos
13. Jaguars
14. Panthers
15. Bills

0-1
16. Patriots
17. Seahawks
18. Titans
19. Giants
20. Cardinals
21. Redskins
22. Browns
23. Chargers
24. Bears
25. Texans
26. Saints
27. Bengals
28. Colts
29. 49ers
30. Jets

DNP
31. Dolphins
32. succ

>>78216377
>HOU: Deshaun Watson (ankle) limited on Monday
good, fuck him

>bill o brien in the post game conference said Tom Savage played as well as he could in the situation and he doesn't blame him
>Watson was 7/16 for 45 yards
>0 YAC since all the receivers needed to leave their feet to catch the ball

I hate this stupid meme, apparently the Texans have decided to throw the season away after week 1

>>78217807
I think the bears defense is actually pretty underrated, but the falcons should still be embarrassed at the number of stops they endured. The only big play was from broken coverage, nothing to count on

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>>78217815

>gets juked by a monkey on MNF

>>78217830
Overreactions are the only fun we get to have until the next game though.

>>78217842
tanking for a better QB again
I've seen a couple interviews of watson, and the guy has the mental capacity of a caveman. Maybe obrien finally realized it

>>78217857
literally vince young jr

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>>78217063
>patriots
>cowboys
>rams

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>>78217848
>Bosa has an excellent game, dominates the LOS, sacks the QB twice and has several solid stop at the line
>turn on ESPN
>LOL LOOK AT BOSA HE MISSED ONE TACKLE HAHAHA
I fucking hate these Disney kikes so much

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>yfw the chargers make the playoffs

>>78217873

1.5 sacks
Plus hes making Ingram a lot better

>>78217857
You think people would finally understand
>nigger qbs
But they never learn.
>inb4 dak
Ya, he has a top 7 wr, best o-line and top 3 rb

>>78217843

This. And the Bears had 1st and goal at the Falcons 5-yard line with a minute to go, down by six, and choked it away. It's almost like they could use a young mobile QB who is a threat to run it in himself in those situations.

>>78217882
Which still means he sacked the QB twice.

>>78217895
>twice
no, it means he sacked the qb one and a half times
do you not know how sacks work anon?

>>78217895

Oh sorry, lad, didn't read lel

>>78217898
Half a sack means he sacked the QB together with another player. So yes, he sacked the QB twice.

>>78217909
>he sacked the QB twice
close, but still wrong anon
1.5 sacks means he only sacked the qb one and a half times
keep trying though! you'll get it right eventually

>>78217884
even dak seems smarter and mature than some of the stupid negros that just get drafted because of their mobility

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>>78217926
You're a Cowboys fan aren't you

>>78217890
they could have honestly done it. Two incompletes were straight butterfingers
They probably would have missed the extra point thought because burrs

>>78217884
Dak is smart and so is Wilson, they have a white man's brain in a black man's body. But if you look at a nigger like Cam, that guy is a literal orangutan. He's just so mind numbingly retarded I find it impressive he even knows how to dress himself without help.

The cowboys are such a meme team. Does anybody actually think they'll win in Denver next week?

>>78217942

Exactly. I expected the Bears to lose and not be competitive. They were competitive, which is honestly surprising even for a total homer like me. And if the defense is decent this year they can keep things close and upset some better teams.

>>78217951
The Broncos' defense is probably no better than the Giants' and may be worse. Their d-line isn't better, that's for sure. The Cowboys will run them to death.

>>78217951
Probably not.

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>>78217948
>But if you look at a nigger like Cam, that guy is a literal orangutan. He's just so mind numbingly retarded I find it impressive he even knows how to dress himself without help.
fucking this

>>78217968
>The Broncos' defense is probably no better than the Giants
Good meme. You're also forgetting the giants didn't have Odell and the Chargers offense is much better than what Dallas has right now and they still lost. There's no way Dallas wins.

>>78217141
2. It equates to a 2 point conversion.

>>78217951
they could. I would be surprised if they don't at least make the post season, and could win the division unless the eagles pick up their slack
They aren't any better than the hawks or falcons though

A lot of people don't realize but the Chargers offense is stacked and they can have a shootout with any team in the NFL regardless of how good their defense is. They usually lose their games on the defensive side of the ball and it was a division game with crazy ref ball. Denvers defense actually played very good in that game and it honestly shouldn't have even been close.

>>78217784
>he's only the second player in the last 13 years to catch an interception with the help of his own shoe
>in 6 of their last 8 games, they had a top 12 defense
>and with this pass, he becomes the first QB born in Peepeepoopoo, Michigan with 7 completed passes, which is now an official NFL record
>retard stats brought to you by Geico, Subway and Dunkin' Donuts

>>78218015
I don't trust Atlanta for shit until I see more of them. They sure didn't look like the historic offense they were last year against the Bears.

>>78217983
>Chargers offense is much better than what Dallas has right now
you are retarded

>>78218027
I figured Bears fans would be happy. My friend was fucking devastated. I know it was a shitty way to lose but Id be happy if my basement dwelling team just barely lost against the NFC champs. Shows sign of improvement.

>>78218019

The fact Hunter Henry was invisible was disappointing

Denver is going to stuff the line and force Dak to win the game by throwing to Talib and Harris like they did with Cams Panthers. They're not nearly as much of a threat as that chargers team was on the offensive side of the ball.

>>78218036
If thy stuff that line them cowboys only have one legit weapon and frankly he's not as good as he used to be. If you favor them to win you're going to be very disappointed.

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>>78218047
The Giants tried that too. How'd that work out?

>>78217968
>run them to death
How you gonna do that without the wife beater? Von miller is gonna tear dak a new asshole

>>78218047
>They're not nearly as much of a threat as that chargers team was on the offensive side of the ball.
Chargers O-Line is putrid.

>>78218027
falcons lucked out with their schedule last year, but so did the cowboys. Neither of them have the offense the stats suggested, and both of their defenses overreached

>>78218064
The Giants don't have Talib, Harris and Roby and and a effective pass rush.

>>78218070
Not a Cowcuck fan but the Giants have Jenkins and Collins and probably the best overall secondary in the NFL.

>>78217270
>No way do we give up Watt.
Yes, if it's for Luck, you absolutely, 100% do. Watt may be the greatest defensive player ever. In today's league he's STILL not a tenth as valuable as Luck is.

>>78218075
How about no. Look at the division they play in. Anybody can look good in that shithole.

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>>78217257
>Toxins trading their best defensive player for another QB after the Borg Asswhaler fiasco AND pic related
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised a bit.

>>78218095
>tfw the Browns now routinely outsmart other teams

It feels like they've moved up a notch in the NFL's ranks. They're not the absolute bottom basement any more.

>>78218110
the NFL sucks. Half the teams are rebuilding, or only have 1 player worth a shit.

>>78218091
Kek now you're just b8ing

i know the colts are terrible but it's still reassuring that the rasm can blow out a terrible team. this season's looking to be a lot better. i think they could go 8-8 or even 9-7 if things keep up

>>78218075
>Giants have the best secondary in the NFL
>broncos have had the number 1 pass defense 2 years in a row
>trying to set unprecedented number 1 ranked pass defense for third straight year and cement status as best pass defense in history
You're a special kind of retarded

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>>78218110
The Browns of course deserve credit for pulling this off, but the real culprit is the fucktarded faggot GM in Houston. He's also the genius who thought it's a good idea to sign Osweiler of all people to a 16 million per year deal.

>>78218123
No I'm actually not. I legit think the cowgirls are a meme team and the all the team in that division are pretenders. There's a reason they usually lose against afc west teams.

>>78218126
>pass defense is only the secondary
>pass rush doesn't exist
You're the retard here. The Broncos have a literal generational talent rushing the QB along with some great linemen.

Vikings vs Steelers is gonna be fucking off the chain

Who you got /sp/ergans

>>78218136
>rick smith
I knew this guy way back when he was the lineback coach in Denver. His wife was friends with my mom. Nice dude

>>78218148
steelers

how bad was rhodes hurt?

>>78218148
>it's a Vikings are an elite team after schooling the shittiest defense in the NFL episode
One would think you faggots learned from last year but apparently the cold up there froze your brains.

>>78218148
Vikings played really well tonight but the Steelers are still stacked, I think they should be able to ensure a win.

>>78218141
>No I'm actually not
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>>78218152
I bet he was friends with your mom too if you know what I mean

>>78218161
>stacked
>got pretty much shut down by the Browns
Either they're paper tigers or the Browns are actually a good team this year. I think the former is far more probable.

>>78218168
Nah my moms ugly and old he could do better

Is combine a meme? Far too many teams end up drafting total busts every year solely based on their combine numbers.

>>78218163
Isn't it pretty much confirmed afc west is the best division?

>>78218159
Did I call them elite you actual retard? Foh
>>78218154
Just muscle cramps. He came back I believe

>>78218193
>Did I call them elite you actual retard?
Then why would you post that shit like it's some kind of top matchup when in reality it will be yet another case of the Steelers beating up a hapless mediocre team? Boring.

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>Dez is the only threat in the passing game!

Fuck, if anything that's what Dallas WANTS you to think. At this point I sometimes wonder if Dez is more valuable as a coverage magnet to let Dak hit TWill and Beasley and Witten. And now they've got Ryan Switzer, too.

>>78218190
Are they? Only one team from there has actually been able to get a ring in the last 30 years.

>>78218209
>dez vs talib
Who's gonna chimp out first

>>78218209
>Dez
>threat
I always felt like that guy's career tanked before it could really take off. He had like three great years in his career and then quickly regressed.

>>78218212
>1 team
We're gonna go ahead and count the Seahawks in the afc west and call it 2 teams because those pussies had to switch division to become relevant

>>78218209
Dez is for taking up the number 1 corner so Dak can throw to Beasley.

>>78218205
Brown vs Rhodes itself makes it a must watch

>>78218255
>implying Harris isn't actually better than Talib and Roby couldn't be a starter on any other team

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how many points will brady drop on NO defense? Bradford looked like an elite QB vrs them.

Does anyone else feel like NFL has completely killed all the fun there was in football? Like when I think about 2008 when /sp/ started out, there was Larry Johnson calling people faggots on twitter, Jared Allen being a crazy redneck, TO shit talking everyone and then crying like a bitch during an interview, Ochocinco pulling some meme every week, Jeremy Shockey either getting coked up or fighting someone in training camp, Steve Smith (no comment), etc.
Now it's 2017 and there's no unique personalities anymore, it's a complete corporate culture where everyone has to act like a good goy so he doesn't hurt the company's image.

>>78218271
Angry Tom finna go 45/50 540 yards 7 td

>>78216757
APOLOGIZE

>>78218271
>Brady
>good
Stop living in the past faggot.

>>78218290
fuck you, you don't have to play him twice a year every year faggot, quit your bitching.

>>78218279

I feel the same about the NBA. Its probably nostalgia but it felt like the early-mid 2000s there just more crazy characters around like Iverson, Arenas, >shaw, etc. I kind of feel like the dress code was the start of the shift.

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>>78218306
He looks like shit when he plays my team lol

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>>78217646
>5. Patriots

>pats above anyone with a winning record

>>78218306
Denver usually does play him at least once if not twice a year.

>>78218279
It is not the NFL's fault. They have to be marketable to everyone, and the PC culture is so outrageous they have to watch what they say to avoid controversial headlines and money.

>>78218329
>reigning superbowl champion should be ranked #17 because of one loss

>>78218334
i knew i had to be specific and say EVERY YEAR but maybe I should have emphasized it more? Maybe in bold or fucking colors,recently sure but for the past decade please.

>>78218338
Thing is I don't think they actually benefit from being PC. Do they think less people would watch the NFL if they let the players call each other niggers and faggots or trash talk their mothers? If anything it would add to the excitement.
I also never understood bullshit like penalties for taunting or excessive celebration. If you have a good performance you should be allowed to gloat and talk shit.

>>78218334
>>78218321
I swear to god the Coloradans all come out at night

>>78218353
Yes. Less people are watching because of a gesture they do at a football game. Sure it is more controversial because it is "patriotic" but race is still a huge issue. Thing is people like me and you don't give a fuck about NFL being more PC and will still watch. Younger generations / people I am not so sure

>>78217185
>The Throw-Deep-And-Hope-For-The-Defensive-Pass-Interference-Man

>>78217185
The only time Flacco looked elite was during the 2012/2013 playoffs, and only because Anquan Boldin played like man posessed and caught everything coming his way.
Flacco has been one of the shittiest QBs statistically since then.

>Pahokee Florida
>some random shithole of 6000 people in the middle of buttfuck redneck nowhere
>they somehow produced 12 NFL players including a Hall of Famer
I just learned about this, what the actual fuck

>>78218407

He's also been hurt and had no run game. Hell, the whole team has been hurt almost every year since then and the defense has taken a noticeable step back

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>>78217019
>Posting anime = avatar posting
>Back seat modding
Silly newfags.

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>>78217658

>Didn't hold out, played all 16 games
>Had 8 sacks, 4 FFs and an INT in his rookie year
>As of today has 2 less sacks, but 6 more FFs, a FR and an INT more than Joey Bosa
Why does /sp/ still think Joey Bosa is better than Yannick Ngakoue?

>>78218466
we don't

>>78218466

Because no one watches the Jags and no one knows who this Yannick faggot even is

>>78218493
Just some guy who has caused more fumbles in his first 17 games than anyone in NFL history

>>78218466
bosa missed games because of his injury, not from holding out

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>>78218466
>having 8 sacks, 22 tackles and 47 QB pressures in 16 games is somehow more impressive than having 10.5 sacks, 41 tackles and 59 QB pressures in 12 games
Lay off the meth Billy Bob

>>78217658
Bruh, that nigga got fucking toro'd by Trevor Siemian. The dude got his cleats swept out from under him by lil awkward ass Trev seMEN. I don't care how many times he was able to get past the revolving door Menelik Watson, dude will be forever shook like Urlacher after he got juked by Brady.

>>78218556
Ah fuck off retard.

>>78218556
he also sacked siemian twice tho

>>78218547
forcing a fumble > sacking the qb

you inept pile of human garbage

>>78218547
>Having 2 more sacks is somehow better than having SIX forced fumbles and an interception

lol

>>78218547
best ability is availability tbqh

ngakoue will have the better career, and is having the better career objectively

>>78217701
Broncos had one illogical turnover consisting of the ball bouncing off of three dudes bodies to magically stay in the air, then a fumble.by fourth quarter fumble specialist Jamaal Charles. If those didn't happen, it's 24-7.

I don't disagree with the 10 ranking, the o-line is still fucking awful on the right side with Menelik Watson as a human turnstile, but the Chargers were very lucky to be anywhere near close in that game.

So who do you guys got for Thursday night?

I wanna take the Bengals over the Texans but they looked so fucking bad on Sunday phamalamadingdong.

>>78218568
>>78218566
>only focusing on sacks
>ignoring the amount of pressures and tackles
>ignoring the fact your meme literal who nigger is shit against the run while Bosa is an elite run defender
Fuck off you Florida trailer trash, go drown in a storm surge.

>>78218578
That fumble was super close, too. It was definitely the right call but if his elbow had hit the field like a tenth of a second later he would have been down.
The turnovers were flukes that really hide how dominant the broncos were all game.

>>78217873
It really wasn't that great if you actually watch. The tackle he was going against didn't even attempt to block him 99% of the time. Play would start, Joey would run at him and he would casually step aside and put his hands on his hips as he ran towards Siemian unscathed.

>>78218587
they both look like shit it'll be a terrible fuckfest of a game

>>78218603
>we were only PRETENDING to be retarded
>we actually wanted our QB to get sacked
Superb argument.

>>78218588
I'll literally take the guy who gives my offense the ball back over the guy who has never caused a turnover in his career.

>>78218598
Shouldn't you guys destroy them regardless? Didn't their O-line consist of only one guy from the previous year.

>>78218608
Remember when night games were supposed to feature the cream of the crop top teams? Now they push the literal dregs of the NFL like the Browns and the Jaguars to night games to force people to watch them because retards are all like HURR AT LEAST IT'S FOOTBALL.

>>78216712
When it stops working.

You can stop cheering for them now anyway, they left you.

>>78218611
How many of those fumbles were lost? Besides, forced fumble is a meme statistic based completely on luck. This is easily demonstrated by the fact that no player is forcing fumbles on a consistent level, you've got guys like Terrell Suggs who forced 7 fumbles one year which was followed by 4 season when he didn't force anything.

>>78218612
Oh I'm not a Broncos fan I just don't like the Chargers.
But yeah, for three quarters it was a blowout as expected and then there was a whacky fun filled fourth quarter because of two random turnovers.
Rivers did have some great throws though.

>>78218617
Thursday Night Football is terrible in general. I'm glad they put the bad teams on those nights so real times can play real games.
TNF is like taking Tylenol PM for your heroin fix.

>>78218637
MNF is marginally better but still features games like:
>Vikings - Bears
>Clots - Titans
>Redskins - Eagles
>Texans - Ravens
It's not absolute garbage but a pretty far cry from top matchups.

>>78218628
>How many of those fumbles were lost?
Literally all of them
>This is easily demonstrated by the fact that no player is forcing fumbles on a consistent level
Jason Taylor caused a fumble every year from 2001 until he retired
Von Miller routinely racks up force fumbles
Yannick Ngakoue went four straight games with a sack and force fumble
He has two sacks, 2 FFs and a FR this week
Why you're acting like strip sacking is skill and not a fucking art tells me you don't actually watch good football