>his team never had a sex or rape scandal

>his favorite player isn't currently on probation

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>his team never came close to bankruptcy after the most notorious ponzi scheme in human history

I don't want to interrupt your nice greentext thread, but I was just reading about the Sandusky thing and I don't understand how a feeble old man could rape strong colleged aged football players?

>his favorite player isnt afraid of the cops

>>78215171
jokes on you he was sexually abusing 11-13 year olds

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Has there ever been a /comfy/er duo?

>>78215212

we /sexboat/ now?

>literally no one is on the level of the 90s Cowboys

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2009/mar/01/american-football-dallas-cowboys

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>>78215239
>It started with his penis. On his first day as a Cowboy, Haley arrived in the conference room for a film session dressed only in a towel. "The next thing you know, Charles is lying naked on the floor in front of the screen, entertaining himself," says Tony Casillas, a team-mate. "Hand on his penis, back and forth."

>When Butch Davis, a defensive coach, saw what was happening, he stopped the projector. "Haley!" he yelled. "Get your fuckin' clothes on and don't come back in until you're dressed."

>"Charles liked to push buttons and test the waters," says Kenny Gant, the Dallas safety. "He would kiss you on the mouth and say, 'Man, I love you.' He'd just put a big ol' kiss on your face, waiting to see your response."

This is what the europoors call """banter""""

>>78215212

Moss hated him.

>>78215171
They were kids not in college yet
>ryhtmic slapping

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>youngfags forgot Kobe buttraped a white girl

>>78214850
Leicester won the premier league after they fired their manager over his son's thai sex vid

>>78215212
based sexboat