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5 English clubs in Champions League edition
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And none of them will win sub-edition
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>>78213251
u wot m8
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>>78213216
>tfw no qt soccer gf
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>>78213216
Why is it always the same picture? You guys have been using this picture since 2011. Find another one.
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United will go out before City, screencap this
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>>78213562
because Alex is a qt
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>these flags
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>>78213723
pray for texas
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that jersey is clearly too big for alex

she's so silly :)
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>>78213661
lowtest faggot
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4 of them out will be in EL by december
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>premier league thread
>full of americans
really made me think
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>>78214306
t. Arbys
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>>78213216
Finally, La Liga's little sister is able to do what they've been doing for years now. Good job sport.
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>>78213723
>>78214389

Hi. It's 5:30 here but I can't be bothered going to bed.

Hoping that Mourinho's Championsl Eagle experience enables United to make a decent run this season.
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>>78215433
t. twink
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>>78214389
shut the FUCK up Texas
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She's so thicc lads
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>Britbros are looking at this thread with absolute disdain right now...
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Alex Morgan or Hope Solo?
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>>78217672
ur mum
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>>78217672
his mom
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conte talking a lot about rotation and trusting/using his entire squad

--------------Courtois
----Azpi-----AC-------Cahill
Zappa---Kante--Drinke----Alonso
-------Willian----------Hazard
-----------------Bati
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>>78218560
>batshuayi
delete this post
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>>78213216
lmao why do white girls love chicanos?
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>United back in the CL

Can't wait for them to finish third in their group.
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>>78218932
Didn't they get 3rd in an almost identical group last time?
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>>78218980
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_UEFA_Champions_League#Group_B

1- Wolfsberg
2- PSV Eindhoven
3- Manchester United
4- CSKA Moscow

The only repeat in the group is CSKA who they beat so not quite. I could still see it happening htough.
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>>78218560
Drinky is out, I think Musonda might start instead of Hazard. Hazard might come on for like half an hour.
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>next PL game is Bournemouth vs Brighton

This league feels like the fucking championship now.
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>>78218560
i don't believe him
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>>78218980
Nah, it was the 11/12 groups with basel/benfica/united/otelui
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>>78213216
>leaks of Alex Morgans destroyed kebab never emerged
ffs
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What English teams are playing in the CL today/tomorrow?

I know Barca Juve is on today but I can only watch prem teams in the group stages
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>>78213216
and everyone will be knocked out before the quarter final
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>>78218995
That Wolfsburg team was quality, should've finished ahead of PSV tho
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>>78219145
you just Mouyes will scrape to the quarter finals
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@78219135
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scores-fixtures
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>>78219179
Sorry, I boycott the BBC. Could you provide another link pal?
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Football kit manufacturing should be nationalised.
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>>78213562
it's 2013 jersey tho
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>>78219192
And Unionised
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>Redcafe think Renato Sanches just had a one off bad match and will come good
L M A O
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>>78219378
Why would they care about a Swansea player?
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>>78219191
theory: this guy is fake utv
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78219191
Livescore you dumb cunt
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>>78219411
I think they hyped him nonstop last year and were fuming when Bayern got him. Even this summer, they were screaming because Mouyes didn't get him on loan.
Basically, they dont watch football which is typical of United fans.
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>>78219378
Not really. "The caf" has always been divided on him.
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I prefer this kit desu. Much smarter
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>>78213341
>beta,chad,beta
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>>78219192
I thought that the clubs decided the colours they wear, not the kit makers. I also doubt that Spurs didn't know how the kit would look way before we knew.
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I really really don't like Cahill words, I am getting some "play me or you'll pay" vibes.
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>>78219461
were they ever found
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>>78219517
yeah
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>>78219523
well that's good
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>>78219509
whats he said?
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>>78218560
Conte has said Hazard is getting benching. Musonda apparently getting a start tonight
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>>78219436
I go there everyday. This is a lie. I bet you're a liverpool fan lmao.
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Celtic v PSG today lmao
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>>78219378
/sp/ ever being right about anything.

He always plays on the turn and takes up good positions, just needs technical work
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>>78219192
Under Armour unironically make better kits than Nike these days
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Jesus and Kane or Lukaku and Morata? Who will score more goals this season?

>>78213341
De Gea is pretty thin for his height.
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>>78219863
All that matters is who wins more trophies
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Who are arsenal playing in the champions league this week?
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>>78219803
>I go there everyday. This is a lie.
typical northern irish cunt. go stay there
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another big game tonight
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How is this women's racism row still going on?
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>>78220215
What's this about?
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Reminder that Ederson should have received a yellow for putting his head in a dangerous area
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>>78219852
could say that about bebe or anderson or kagawa or januzaj
theyll come good
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>>78220251
>putting your head at mane's head height and headbutting his oncoming boot
straight red for ederson tbqh
its football not headball lmao
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>>78220220
some dumb shit with the FA acting shady as fuck in regards to racism allegations against the England Women's coaching staff, they first cleared themselves of any wrongdoing then got an independent investigation (that somehow forgot to contact the key witness in all this) to clear them again before paying off the girl who made the allegations, if he did do something untoward why protect the manager and if he didn't why are you paying her off?

fucking FA, I can't wait to see what bullshit measures and recommendations come out of this shit.
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liverpool will still win the league this year lads
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>tfw Sunday Supplement have much more interesting discussions about football than (((pundits))) do

And the clueless cunts at BBC have the cheek to say footballers are paid too much, when Ian Wright gets paid millions to barely form sentences together which end up consisting of 80% colloquialisms anyway
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>>78220332
It's obvious Sampson is a racist twat or he would play aluko who is pretty good

They protect him because he is making them like good at football
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>>78220431
Maybe. Bobby-Sadio-Mo is objectionally the best front 3 in the league
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aaaaaand filtered
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>>78220443
Aren't you getting worried? Winter isn't that far away and it can get pretty cold over there without windows covering those holes in the walls
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>>78220453
don't worry lad i will relay what he is saying to you
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why is early simpsons so great lads? made me tear up and trust me im a BIG lad
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>>78220453
>being this autistic
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>trying to appeal that Mane red

Liverpool are hilarious.
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>>78220443
>objectionally

are scousers really this under educated and malnourished?
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>>78220508
To be fair it wasn't a malicious attack on the keeper. He was just unlucky the keeper ran in front of his boot
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>>78220508
it was a yellow he was going for the ball no malice in it more of an accident

a red should be awarded for something premeditated
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>>78220495
Simpsons threads on /tv/ have been fucking ruined by meme-spamming teenagers.
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>not going to get promoted
>united are going to win the league

fuck football
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>lose appeal
>ban isn't extended to 4 matches
why?
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>>78220495
>Very
>Large
>Cone
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>>78220526
SNEED ????????????????????
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>>78220525
>be running for a 50/50 ball
>keeper in clear sight
>karate kick him in the face
>"not a red"
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>>78220525
That's not what the rules say
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>>78220526
It's one dude who does it because he can't stand old episodes but loves the new cancer shit.
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>>78220526
Was Sneed or Chuck behind this post?
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>>78220526
/tv/ in general is a mess
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>>78220526
>>78220560
pretty much. theyre now screaming about JJ Abrams being the latest director to another disney film.
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appeal denied
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>>78220443
Eriksen-Kane-Alli is better
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>>78220553
yeah but its what my heart says
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>>78220598
remember when clubs did this and the ban went up to 4 because of their decision to appeal?
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>>78220600

That isn't a front 3. They said on the TV that Alli is a midfielder, not a forward.
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>>78220552
Don't think the keeper was in clear sight 2bh
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Fookin disgrace what they did to my mans sané
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>>78220623
I know you're being sarcastic but it drives me up the wall that they're still calling Alli a midfielder. He barely touches the ball unless he's taking a shot.
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>>78220611
when did they change it?
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>>78220641
since Mane kicked a goalkeeper in the face
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>All non-televised EFL games, except Saturday 3pm kick-offs, to be live streamed on club websites from 2019
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>>78220628
He was. I don't have the webm to hand but it wasn't the case of Mane sticking his leg out for a pass over the top with Ederson on his blindside. The ball is played over and there's a race to get there between both players.
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>>78220657
>except Saturday 3pm kick-offs
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>Sky Sports doing a Chelsea-Arsenal combined XI
So Chelsea + Sanchez then
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>>78220611
>>78220641
Apparently the premier league still have the option to increase the ban after a failed appeal. They just chose not to in this case.
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>>78220660
I can see why the red was given, but to me a 50/50 should be at most a yellow. It didn't help ederson running out to header it as well.
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>>78220681
A 50/50 should be a yellow unless it involves a player getting kicked in the face
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>>78220670
>Sanchez
>better than Willian or Hazard

HOWLING. Not even a Chelsea fan.
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Juve V Barca is the one to watch today, right?
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>>78220708
on tv*
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>>78220708
I'll be watching Man Utd-Basel with Celtic-PSG on the laptop. Juve-Barca will be a cagey draw, whereas Brendaö will meme the world and beat Qatar FC.
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>>78220708
I'm watching this, even though I've seen the script
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If anything, Ederson should be banned
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>other leagues cheer for eachother in europe
>prem teams want other prem teams to lose in europe
is this just a JF prem bandwagon thing, or do you guys really do this??
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>>78220734
Depends. I want Arsenal and Spurs to do well in Europa so that it has the biggest negative impact on their domestic campaigns
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>>78220727
does this imply chelsea commit a foul against the ref?
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Soccer really is for poofs. I used to laugh it off but during one of my uni classes I met the 1st person that isn't an international student who intensely followed soccer.

I thought he was a mute and went into a frenzy when he over heard me talking to a mate about the Champions League.

Makes me v worried about myself
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>>78220768
why were you talking about the champions league?
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>>78220768
suck my cock mate
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>>78220758
lel
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>>78220755
its quite interesting how premier league still values its domestic campaign
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>>78220758
no. ball boy
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>>78220734
>other leagues cheer for eachother in europe

No they don't.
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>>78220768
Howling
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>>78220795
based hazard
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>>78220805
They do in Germany and Italy atleast. Not spain
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>>78220734
>other teams cheer for each other in Europe

are you genuinely mentally ill?
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>>78220793
Why? it's not like the same team has walked the league for the past 5 years
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>>78220872
Calm down la
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yes then again most CL clubs contain majority of the national team players representing the country in other leagues. in england, it is actually the clubs who start the least amount of NT players who are in the CL.
hmm
that may be why...
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>>78220894
You think a Madrid fan will cheer for Barca or Atletico...
Dumb burger cunt
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>>78220894
being on the national team doesn't mean shit

have you seen how much argies hate messi?
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>>78220734
we don't have an inferiority complex regarding the status of >our league
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>>78220768
>v worried
You'd know a poof.
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been so bored recently. makes me wish i had friends
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>>78221544
me too can't wait for uni to start again desu
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>>78221552
>Tfw 5 interviews in 2 days

Never leave uni pal
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>>78221599
dreading it desu
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girl that superliked me on tinder just sent me a first message

what is she playing at here
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>>78221649
She's using you as insurance so she can bang a Chad
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>>78221649
its a guy with a fake profile just having some banter with his mates
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>>78221670
yeh that'll be it no doubt
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>>78221670
I keep having these add me on Facebook

How do they ever fool anyone?
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>>78221599
>0 interviews in forever
>le taking the summer off faec
haha got this under control haha

at least there is real football tonight

>>78221649
probably not a she
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>>78221687
>Real football on
>I'm stupidly going to watch villa

Pray 4 me lads
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>>78221699
pls tell me how john terry is doing
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5 teams in CL and 0 to make it to the knockout stages lmao
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>>78221702
Everyone except Sam Johnstone played like shite on Saturday
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>>78221686
i saw one that tried to add me had 3 mutual friends
they were potatoes at school tho and i dont think much has changed since

>>78221699
>boro havent played villa in 10 years
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>>78221706
There are 32 teams in the CL
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>>78221686
not sure if its everywhere on facebook but here in sweden theres an epidemic with fake profile bots rn, literally get like 5 friend requests a day
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>>78221744
Yeah I'm getting a stupid amount
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>>78221741
>5 English clubs in Champions League edition
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>no english clubs will go through
don't be ridiculous

has this ever happened before?
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>>78221767
There was a 5 year period in the 80s where no English clubs even qualified
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>>78221778
kek
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>>78221767
if we're talking about just the CL since they introduced group stages, it happened just twice

94/95, only english team was united and they finished 3rd in the group
95/96, only english team was blackburn and they finished 4th
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>Champions League
Liverpool are champions of what again?
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>>78221778
Shocking t b h
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>>78221797
Current holders of the 4th place trophy
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>>78221818
If 4th place is a trophy, and Liverpool are the holders, they came 1st in the 4th place trophy league?
Like that time they were top of the league on the final day a few years back but didn't win the league.
Strange hmmmm.
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>>78221797
champions of delusion
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How are chelsea getting 60 million euros for costa with the shit that went down?
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>>78221864
Life isn't fair anon
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/squires/

normie memes edition
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wtf is the call over?
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>>78221899
haha nice one squiresy!
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>>78221926
>measure of plasticity in the top left
nice
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>>78221939
Yeah, so unlike their local counterparts whos fans hail exclusively hail from within a 10 mile radius
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BT sport's free game this CL week.

Spurs-Dortmund?
Liverpool-Sevilla?
Barca-Juve?
Roma-Atletico?

No, Feyenoord vs Man City.
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>>78222408
Buy it if you want better lmao
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>>78220734
>other leagues cheer for eachother in europe
Are you insane? You think Barca fans are cheering for Madrid, or Napoli fans are cheering for Juventus?
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>>78218560
got the backline right, just hopefull over realism that hazard would start and then drinky is completely out

>>78219000
>>78219796
musonda noteven on the bench
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>>78223223
>that hashtag
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>>78223223
fuck off woy
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>>78223223
JUST FUCK MY FOOTBALL CLUB UP FAMPAI
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>>78223223
benteke taking corners soon
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>>78223223
the fuck, who dug woy up
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>>78223223
already got a beak
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>>78222408
No wonder this is the game every pub is showing
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I fucking love bt sport
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>>78223223
>announcement when cl starts so people don't notice

I see you parish
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>>78223725
>you now remember when West Brom announced father ted as their manager during an England World Cup match
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>Klopp: "Sadio already had half a game (ban) versus City, so I think a two & half game suspension would have been better than three & a half"
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>>78223628
in HD n all
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>>78223628
is that a 720p stream on a 1440p screen?
F
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>>78223223
JUST AFFORD MORTGAGE
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>Mbopp scores because Cavani miss kicks
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>>78213341
that faggots man bag, omg
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>the utter state of FK Carrier Bag
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>the state of Scottish football
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>>78219852
>just needs technical work
you mean, how to pass to a team-mate?
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>cardiff
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>>78227664

POST IN THIS THREAD OR 7 YEARS BAD LUCK
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Quick reminder that the Blades are currently fucking amazing

Also a reminder that Wednesday are charging £42 a ticket for the derby a week on Sunday
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>>78228128
Wonder if a PL club will try and poach Wilder.
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>>78228186
They can fuck right off, he's a blade born and bred
Going for a 3rd straight league title
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>>78223223
WHO THE FUCK ARE PALACE?
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our wayne https://youtu.be/OSikbqO7l6A
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Boro should be fined for their timewasting

Yes I'm mad

Geordie cunts
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>>78228304
>middlesbrough
>geordie
the term is smoggies
or more accurately, chemical mutants
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>>78228427
You new here m8?
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>>78228497
just correctin you lad

boro is a dive
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Anyone heard about the revised figures for the number of those killed in the Hilsborough disaster? Apparently 1488 were killed.

>>1488
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>>78228664
what did you mean by this
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>>78228679
dunno la
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>>78228812
Forgot my reaction pic (:
>>78228679
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Reminder Lukaku was a bargain. 5 in 5.

>people thought he would flop
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13918538
;
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>>78229403
is this bait?
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>>78229662
lmao
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Who's going down with Palace?
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>>78229885
Eddie Meme (thank fuck)

Not sure on the third
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>>78229885
>woy was only in charge of liverpool for 20 league games
woah
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>Spanish journalist (to Klopp): Which anthem do you prefer, Sevilla's or You'll Never Walk Alone?

Literally why do they even ask retarded questions like this in press conferences
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>>78229920
He only lasted that long because the club nearly went into administration and was going through a legal battle over ownership.

Liverpool under Hodgson was fucking soul destroying
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>>78229193
Nobody said he was going to flop though
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>>78229920
Probably the most amazing stat is he's never managed more than 100 PL games for a single club.
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>>78229951
*stalks towards you*
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>>78230023
they genuinely look like creatures from the sewer
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>>78229920

I found that weird too. I was convinced he was there for at least a season.
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>>78230046
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>>78219461
>>78219523
>>78219517

Reminder that Ian Huntley's girlfriend and accomplice is out of jail and is living in FUCKING SWEDEN, helped by the Swedish fucking government
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Threadly reminder that Alonso will make the blood bleed from your spic brain
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I love these lads /tans/
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>Fellaini scores
>UTD LEGEND LA, WORLD CLASS DOESNT GET ENOUGH CREDIT LA, REAL X-FACTOR THAT LA

>Fellaini, plays like Fellaini
>FUCK OFF FELLAINI
>USELESS CUNT
>GB2 TURKIE

Really gets the turban turning
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>>78223223
>ManBetX

what odds do they got on Palace getting relegated
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>>78233948
only the glory hunting shits say the second about Fellainho.
Main reason we drew against Stoke was his injury. man knows how to keep a lead
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>>78231668
>"king"
That attempt at banter was way too forced.
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Does anybody have Chelsea's apparent wonder goal last night?
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>Thought on recalling Costa as a wingback or at CM? I know he's having a rough time with Conte but just hear me out. We sneak him into Cobham as 'Costillo' or 'Diego Drinkwater' and relaunch his career as a hyped foreign talent. He could even swap names to beat the inevitable suspension when he two foots a ball boy. Thoughts?
Looks like this guy has been one step ahead of everyone.
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>>78223223
let the memes start
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>>78235184
on plebbit
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>>78235184
Davide Zappacosta didn't score a wondergoal, he scored a fluke goal. It was a cross, I think he even admitted it was a cross. A failed cross.
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>>78235557
Thanks, I saw it by finding a news site that had a video. It was a great goal if legit but it looked like a cross. I'm an Arsenal fan and even I smiled and said what a debut goal. He's pretty quick too, I didn't watch the game sadly, was he any good apart from that?
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Rashford's was a wonder goal desu. Literally unsaveable
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>>78235558
Still a goal
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>>78235565
Cringe. It was essentially an open net.

>>78235581
No fucking shit, I didn't say it wasn't a goal, I said he didn't score a WONDERgoal, he scored a fluke goal. Fucking Americans I swear.
>>
>>78235565
lol no it wasn't
>>
>>78235586
>>78235588
yes it was.
>>
>>78235586
I am not american
>>
>>78235586
why are you this angry already? not even half 9, pal.
>>
>>78235565
Was a nice finish, but not a wonder goal

>>78235586
Calma
>>
Why do I think this is pogbs first season in England?
The only united midfielders I can remember from last season are fellaini, mata and hererra
>>
Should be a comfortable win over Sevilla tonight. Predicting 4-0
>>
Does the CL need to be changed? Celtic and Qarabag were embarrassing last night.
>>
>>78235847
True, but we need games life last night to keep Celtic and their fans grounded in reality
>>
>>78235892
why cant they just be dumped in EL?
>>
>>78235839
2-2
>>
Liverpool vs Sevilla or Spurs vs Dortmund?
>>
>>78213216
>5 English clubs in Champions League edition
and 0 in the ro16, remember this post
>>
>Undefeated domestically
>twatted 5-0 by PSG
So this...
>>
>>78236058
Because they are when they don't qualify their groups?
>>
>>78236519
...is the power
>>
>finish big lunch
>shitposting on /sp/
>fart loudly
>realise Im in the office
>at least 2 others just tutted me
help. what can I do to resolve this?
>>
>>78236989
ask them what it smelt like
>>
ILL TAKE ONE MBBBPABBAY PLEASE AND A SIDE OF NEY NEY PLEASE
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>>78236999
>yfw somebody starts reciting the brap pasta
>>
>>78237015
b-brap pasta?
>>
>>78236989
>having a job
>>
>>78237042
>a German wants the scat/fart pasta
Coloured me surprised. You've seen it, you know, the HMM YES MY DEAR QUITE PUNGENT and so on.
>>
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>>78237053
no I actually haven't, must be an anglo thing
>>
>>78237064
>what are German working abroad
>>
>>78237064
you won't be searching for scat porn, you'll be searching for whatever your German equivalent is. I'm not posting the brap pasta cause it gets you a ban.
>>
>>78237077
can someone post the updated liverpool boom bust cycle
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>>78237090
All I got, I googled it and it gets hit, there's even an Arsenal one. Why? Arsenal fans are the most cynical cunts on the planet, even I am, but I'm nowhere as bad as 99% of the fan base.
>>
Which match you going to be watching tonight? Think Spurs - Dortmund lokos the best
>>
>>78237120
Liverpool v Seville. Simply because Liverpool are on the back from a 5-0 raping and they're either gonna get battered or they're gonna destroy Seville.
>>
>>78237120
Just watch simulcast. You get all the goals, chances and details about every game. There's no need to watch group stage games unless you're 4 or 5 games in and they essentially become knock out games.
>>
>>78237168
Oh I'm having the BT Goals show on as a stream but would prefer to have a full match on aswell
>>
>>78237119
thats not the updated version.
>>
>>78237120
Spurs-Dortmund for me.
>>
>>78237120
Probably Feyenoord vs. Man City because I think it has the most potential for an upset, but I am also expecting Liverpool to get mauled.
>>
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>>78237239
?
>>
>Starting to look more coward than rebel, Diego Costa skips another flight - now due on Thursday
>>
--------------Lloris
----Toby-----Sanchez-------Jan
Aurier---Dier--Dembele----Davies
-------Eriksen----------Son
-----------------Kane

inb4 he starts KWP
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Still upset we lost to shitcastle
>>
>>78237120
Maybe next season you won't have to choose between two good games because there'll be two match slots a night. Plus the games will be better because of the top 4 teams from the top 2 leagues will automatically qualify.
>>
>>78237352
You never told us if you're an American on a Brit proxy or were a Brit on an American proxy (and now taken it off).
>>
>>78237365
>Plus the games will be better because of the top 4 teams from the top 2 leagues will automatically qualify.
Aren't they already in?
>>
>>78213216
what a slut
like the club and you lmao
>>
>>78237383
Only 3 Italian and German teams this season. Plus Nice were knocked out by Napoli in the playoff round so they'd probably in the competition proper at the expense of some lesser team.
>>
>>78237438
Italy aren't a top 2 league though. And if they've already been knocked out then they can't exactly improve the group stages
>>
>>78237452
They weren't knocked out, they were only given 3 places (2 in the group-stage and 1 in the play-off round).
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>>78237476
Germany had 3 places though
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>>78237498
Any updates on the Javi Martinez situation?
>>
>>78237492
Bayern, Leipzig, Dortmund, Hoffenheim.
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>>78237507
apparently he didn't want to hold a Paulaner because he prefers "Carlsberg, la". his words.
>>
>>78237492
3 in the group, 4 overall

>>78237519
Hoffenheim have been knocked out so why should they get an auto group stage slot like you said back >>78237365
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>>78237618
They were knocked out by Liverpool. All your arguments have been shit, mate.

>Italy only have 3 teams in the groups
They were only given 3 places.

>Germany had 3 places though
No, they had 4.

>Hoffenheim have been knocked out
Yes, by a team from another top 4 league.

Maybe do some research. Or take a nap. You're not doing well.
>>
>>78237648
>All your arguments have been shit, mate.
Not my arguments. And England and Italy have nothing to do with your original point, you were only on about Spain and Germany, the top 2 leagues. Hoffenheim got knocked out and if they had qualified it would only have been at the expense of a better ranked team so no idea why "top 4 teams from the top 2 leagues will automatically qualify" will make the games better if you've got worse teams in
>>
>>78237719
Fuck, I meant top 4 from top 4 leagues. All this drama because I didn't pay attention writing a comment 3 replies back. Ah well.
>>
Does anyone actually think a fourth place team from any of the top 4 deserves a CL spot? Perhaps Spain but Germany and Italy barely can get 3 decent teams together let alone 4 and not having Arsenal in the CL for the last decade wouldn't have been a great loss
>>
>>78237950
Yes.
>>
>>78237950
it shouldn't go to 4th automatically. Maybe a cup winners cup between League Cup and FA Cup Winners. worst case scenario, someone already qualified wins it and it THEN goes to 4th place
>>
>>78237378
I think it was the latter considering the Yank proxy hasn't posted since.
>>
Klopp
Klop
Klip
Slip
>>
Reminder Man Utd fans unironically have multiple songs about black penises and people fucking their wives/sisters

>>78237367
>>
>>78237950
It should go back to the old format
>>
>>78239288
B-asel
B-enfica
C-ska Moscow
>>
>liverpool
>>
>this dortmund keeper in charge of a near post
>>
>Dortmund
>losing to Spurs... AT WEMBLEY

LMAO. HOWLING AT THE SHIT HEAP OF A NATION KNOWN AS GERMANY.
>>
PREM LEAGUE IS BEST LEAGUE
>>
>tfw going to be able to wear my Premier League shirt proudly around the streets of the EU tomorrow
>>
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Fucking lol
>>
>>78245623
Well after tonight, there's definitely zero chance of promotion.

If >we can't beat Blunderland on Saturday I have no idea what's going to happen.
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>>78245753

I can still see Slutsky walking, christ all the fucking happy clappers who thought 5/6 cheap players was enough.
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>>78245753
>a manager having that feel in September
lmao
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>>78245837

We took less than ten weeks to crush the soul of the happiest manager in football.

Hope we get liquidated.
>>
>>78245623is the meme that its the same girl?
>>
Haha Liverpool.
>>
>>78246030
>Fitizen goes into mental mode
Cringe.
>>
>>78246030
t. seething liverslip customer
>>
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did anyone get around to putting the autism hat on this guy?
>>
>>78245912
Slut deserves a better club.

On a related note, North Ferriby are going straight through to the Evostik. Team's completely unrecognisable from this time last year.
>>
>>78237337
Good guess desu
>>
>>78215754
>God's handkerchief
>he's currently blowing on it in Florida
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>>78246030
>>
Where did the liverpoo spamming fags go?
>>
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RIP from all the PSG fans
#respect
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All ynwa clubs are fucked (feyenoord, dortmund, liverpool, celtic)
Feels good man.
>>
>>78252032
They are? Feyenoord are a ynwa club? I didn't know. Was Dortmund the 'spiritual connection' club with Liverpool? I know there was one German club. Celtic and Poo are obvious though.

Also which meme team do you support, plastic?
>>
I can't believe spurs are going to win the premier league AND champions league at Wembley
>>
>>78252106
Where's Shawcross to break Kane's legs?
>>
>>78252074
easy there sweetie.
>>
>>78245623
Can't get over how much he looks like >de gay
>>
>>78252185
Answer the question, which team do you support?
>>
>Having baby group
>Still fail to win your first game at own against the team that cucked you two years ago
>Livercucks
>>
Do all scouse girls wear chokers?

Or is it just the clubs that choke?
>>
>>78253382

do dutch people like the Bake off?
>>
>>78253382
I can't make out the outline of this bitch's chin
>>
>The newfags successfully destroyed /epl/
>>
>>78253519
Yeah, >we do. Even have our own version of it, and the Belgian one is also broadcast here
>>
>>78253382
>other countries enjoy this shit
>>
>>78253554
>he hates watching kitchy comfiness with someone you love on the coach
>>
>>78253575
>Watching a women's shoe

Cooking shows are fine but this is just a female drama show
>>
lovely blue skies outside today lads

bit chilly though
>>
>>78253575
>someone you love
Your hands don't count.
>>
>>78253575
Couch*

Before I get memed for being a bus-wanker
>>
>>78220332

If they admit that Aluko is a liar or don't pay her, they in turn will get accused of racism and sexism and they are too politically correct to allow that
>>
>>78253632
why would she make it up?

really don't think she is desu
>>
>>78253636

She's black. Playing the race card is her number 1 hobby.
>>
>tfw since greggs started doing bacon sarnies it's a lottery as to whether there are any decent pasties left by the time I get there.
Bull shit. Not even nice sandwiches.
>>
>>78253588
>Watching a women's shoe
I ruddy would you know.
>>
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>>78253600
Bit chilly over here la
>>
How would you made football better, lads? This is what I would do:
1. Get rid of the TV blackout
2. Championship separates from EFL, goes to 20 teams
3. Every PL/Championship game made available live in England
4. Friday night games every weekend as well as Monday night ones
5. FA Cup solely on pay TV
6. Highlights from every game to be uploaded to YT soon after the game takes place
7. Champions League games to be played on at 6pm and at 8pm
8. Get rid of homegrown quotas so the standard of the league is better
>>
>>78253753
More:
9. Get rid of FFP to allow people to invest in football
10. Make international two-tiered so bigger nations don't have to play teams way below their level
11. Change how seeding is done for the CL groups to give more big games
12. Get rid of country protection in the knock-out rounds of the CL so we get more varied games
>>
>>78253382
>Watching the shit version of Bake Off
>>
>>78253753
>>78253779
>5
Why?
>8
that's dumb
>9
that's dumb
>10
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018%E2%80%9319_UEFA_Nations_League
>11
Also gives more shitty pointless games between Goatfuckers FC and FK Slavshitters
>>
>>78253790
5=more money for the lower league teams
8=no, it's not. foreign stars have made the PL the marketable league it is. we should go with the flow
9=not dumb. investment raises the level of the clubs
10=will there still be regular qualifying games?
11=a little bit but who will watch them? we'll just watch the good games that are happening concurrently. also, next season has a guaranteed 20 teams from the top 6 leagues. the level of the competition will go up.
>>
>>78253753
I think 7 is happening
>>
>>78253813
yeah. hopefully it's not just for the eastern european clubs. would be great if each english team had a different time slot.
>>
>>78213216
https://twitter.com/_xKLN/status/908015761981140994

are british people even people?
>>
>>78253994
You're not a Britchad.
>>
>>78252074
Feyenoord always sing it, they sung it loads when they beat United last year. Yesterday they just did it after like 80 minutes when the game was over lol
>>
>>78254055
Really? Lmao. Why? Do they sing it in Dutch?

>captcha: Liverpool point

Seriously spooky how this nearly always happens.
>>
>>78253994
>sucks his dick
>goes in for a kiss
brave lass
>>
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shall i apply lads?

sadly i live locally
>>
>>78253994
https://twitter.com/Xashleigh_/status/908055803650875400

what did british women mean by this textual exchange
>>
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>>78253994
>>
>>78253994
fucking animals
>>
>>78254177
do it lad
>>
>>78254239
Fellow Dickhead I presume?
>>
>>78254177
join villa staff and then post ITK stuff for the 4 people who care on /sp/
>>
>>78254177

Manchester is the 2nd city
>>
>>78254565
Not him but I don't think I'll ever get over TBPITU ending like that. I've listened through the whole lot maybe 4 or 5 times now
>>
>>78253382
What is it about chokers that makes girls who wear them appeal to me so much?

>>78253742
You live inna forst?

>>78253600
Fucking love it.

>>78253994
>white """people"""
>>
>>78254746
I prefer TDS tbqh. Listening back to it now, Maddox just seems so cringey, for lack of a better word.
>>
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>>78255060
>You live inna forst?
Across the road from a graveyard

>>78255063
TDS focuses waaaaay too much on callins from literally fucking whos that don't know how phonecalls work. I'm often finding myself just shutting it off about halfway in these days, it's a shame really.
>>
https://mobile.twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/908199082262503424

ABC media are at it again lads
>>
>>78255135
>gibbs/ox mixup
>not listed as 6-0
>>
>>78255135
>those accounts with anime avatars

>>78255080
>Across the road from a graveyard
Spooky and comfy at the same time!
>>
>>78255195
both me
>>
Cologne's cup final tonight lads
>>
20,000 Koln fans have travelled to London for the match against Arsenal.
>>
>>78255288
why lol
>>
>>
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>>78247234

You misspelled handercheif.
>>
>>78255288
Probably migrants
>>
>>78255297
Non-plastics fans are passionate.

>>78255214
!
>>
Banks in Cologne genuinely ran out of British Pounds thanks to 20,000 FC Koln fans who've travelled to Arsenal away.
>>
I don't understand lads, five English teams and a Scottish team in the champions league, and ARSENLOL choose NOT to be part of the action? Wtf mayte why?
>>
sickening scenes
>>
>>78255773
you make an excellent point mate i'm curious as to why arsenal chose to snub this competition
>>
https://twitter.com/fromtstands/status/908338996996136960
Be very scared, Arse. Be very very scared.
>>
>>78255786
Not sure either pal. Maybe we'll find out
>>
>>78255787
lmao the emirates is just gonna be them all game
>>
>>78255795
i'm sure arsen wenger will address the issue within the week and speak about arsenal deciding not to attend CL matches
>>
>>78255749
Why can't Brits use the Euro?
>>
>>78256012
Not cucked by the EU to give up our currency and sovereignty.
>>
Horrorwood! Will the new golden age of scary movies save cinema?
>>
>>78256032
Bank of England is the oldest central bank in the world. We been cucked long time.
>>
>>78256174
Scary Movie hasn't been good since the 2nd one.

>>78256032
>
>>
>>78255782
classic crate of wifebeaters in the background
>>
>>78253636
She's having a tantrum to get her England place back.

She's an absolute disgrace.
>>
>>78256174
>formulaic 'horror' movies
>scary

hmmm
>>
>>
>>78256237
>it's potato
>>
>>78256237
What's your point?
>>
"I declare after there is no enjoyment like tripping"
>>
>>78253636

It's all about playtime and relevance (I think she is mainly angling for book/paper/tv host deals. "what really happened - the Aluko story").

The rest of the squad have come out in support of the manager, they gave witness testimony that he dinndu, several investigations have been run, and she is still talking to the beeb.

RE: her settlement, The FA have a lot of cash, they'd rather try to just shut her up than call her out for racebaiting. The problem is they've set a dangerous precedent which may spill over to any of the other national squads when a coloured player is removed and a white player takes their spot.
>>
>>78256269
pretty sure it's the bristol rovers shitposter trying to get attention again
>>
>>78256274

Jesus, stop chewing your thumb skin you aspie.
>>
>>78256274

>Got £200 out the cash machine for rent
>No new tenners
>>
>>78256274
Why does everyone on here have rank hands
>>
its a shame really i prefer the almost material notes
plastic ones are a bit shit really
>>
>>78255782
Has Jensen Button gone mad?
>>
>>78256376
I like to think mine are ok
>>
>>78255135
lol bitter sad sky sports
>>
>>78256398

This. Plastic is associated with cheap, knock off goods. The new 5 feels fake, even if it isn't. Also, it's sharp as fuck so easy to give nosebleeds when you're on the gear.
>>
Neverton getting ripped apart
>>
>>78256868
Meme manager, meme signings, meme team. Not surprised senpai.
>>
>>78256868

Watch them turn up on Sunday.
>>
>>78255795
>>78255773
>Liverpool managed CL only twice in the last 5 years
>Arsenal managed 21 years in a row
>they fall out for the first time because Liverpool scrape 4th with 2 points and Arsenal with no senior CB's and suspensions galore

Sometimes I wonder if you're really this retarded, Fitty, or are just pretending to be a Liverpool fan to make everybody hate Liverpool fans. Me? I'm sick of you. You make proper Liverpool fans like myself, you know, who live in England and Liverpool, look fucking retarded.
>>
>3-0
>this is a 'nightmare first half'
Fucking hate sports ''''journalists''''.
>>
>>78257144

Your tears are delicious.
>>
>>78257111
They're hiding their power level
>>
>>78257144
Liverpool is rightful Irish clay.
>>
Lads, lads
>everton
>>
The absolute state of arseshit
>>
Jesus, this is dead.
>>
lol really robbie
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