>Game Thread #4
>No Fun League edition
Monday Night Football is back! Saints at Vikings U.S. Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, Minnesota ESPN
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>>78211424
Fuck the current NFL leadership
Garbage time TD: Activated
FUCK WHITE QB'S
> yfw Peterson catches a screen and takes it a 30 yard TD
Give us the memes
Even if they score a touchdown here, it wont matter. Game's over, Vikes win
>>78212555
cherokee qb > white qb
why are there so many more unlikable nfl players than likeable ones?
How badly is Peterson going to whoop his kids ass when he gets home.
>mfw the Packers win the super bowl
>>78212577
Too much dude-bro shit beaten into them at an early age
>>78212577
niggers are naturally unlikable
>>78212567
Fun fact. Sam Bradford refuses to handle $20 bills because he hates Andrew Jackson
>>78212591
I don't know what the point was for the saints to get him
>>78212567
Bradford always looks like a deer in the headlights but I think that's just how Cherokees look. No wonder the white man never took the. seriously
vikes 1-0 baby. can we possibly go 7-0 and miss the playoffs? is such a thing even possible?
Whelp, time to put this game on ice
>>78212577
>>78212620
As soon as they talk about them being owl contenders they will drop their next 6 games straight.
In hornor of sam bradford i will jerk off to Cherokee before bed (not the black one)
>>78212620
For the Vikings even 10-0 and missing playoffs is possible
oh yeah, that "trap" that said they would post pics of their legs if someone got dubs never delivered.
everything on /sp/ is a lie so im not surprised.
>mfw the vikes win and there's still one more game to watch and relax
ad btfo
whoo he did it!
and AP got front row seats lmao
Cookin with gas! if only that LB was a bit slower
>>78212647
>all three of the nfl's best players are white
really makes you think
This set of game threads was very low quality lads I would like to see some improvement for Chargers/Broncos.
AP BTFO!!!!!!
>>78212686
AP's numerous baby momma's are hiding the kids now
Based Sammy Football
I feel bad for AP desu. They didn't even give him a chance to prove himself
Is dalvin dare I say it /ourguy/
>>78212567
>vikings vs chiefs at home in the owl
>bradford has spent the weeks leading up to it sending chiefs playes blankets with smallpox written in marker on them, grain alcohol and bead bracelets that say born to lose across them
>entire game he refers to opposing players as slope headed red faced firewater drinking welfare subsidized savages
>asks them if he can get some pussy in KC tax free like he does with cigarettes on the rez
jesus sam you already won why are you being so mean
>hit the trail of tears you fucking losers
SKOL
>Vikings O-Line is no longer shit
AWESOME! WE NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORST OFFENSIVE LINE IN FOOTBALL!
>>78212704
all those poor niglets' bottoms
>>78212522
Drew Brees really cementing his case as the king of stat padding in any sport
>Skol
:D
>>78212724
Have you ever watched the Seahawks play?
>tfw limp wristed numale Minnesota cucks LARP as being remotely masculine by doing the Viking clap before going back to prep a Somali immigrant before he fucks his wife
>>78212724
just look who we played against
>>78212724
Yea but at least you get to live in a filthy degenerate hell hole
>>78212730
what should I do with my AP jersey /sp/?
who else /top5draftpick/ here?
>>78212713
>vikings have homefield advantage for the first time in superb owl history
>lose
>0-5 in superb owls
it would be glorious
I wanted the Saints to lose and AP to have a bad running night, but no matter what, I still like the guy. He put 10 years to this team and he's still a great piece of Vikings history. Anybody that disagrees isn't old enough to have seen the ups and downs that he was a part of.
>>78212743
>another American with a cuck fetish
Cringe
ad got COOKED
Why is everyone shitting on AP?
>>78212759
Better yet, lose against the Packers in the NFCCG at home
To all the people making fun of Adrian Peterson; what the flying fuck have you accomplished in your life? He's out there breaking records and still getting paid billions just to play a sport while you watch and shitpost about it. You're gonna wake up tomorrow with the same shitty life you had yesterday. He's gonna wake up next to the newest hot dude he fucked the previous night. Stay jealous you massive beta virgins.
>>78212767
Because this is their first year of football.
hurts watching the vikings bros, my best friend was a big viking fan but overdosed in his sleep, used to go to all jets vs vikings games when they came to new york. fuck the jets, im a viking fan now.
>>78212767
Yeah, ikr. Not his fault.
Sam Bradford without a doubt has a tiny cock
>>78212783
>being this mad
>>78212783
he's going to declare bankruptcy within 5 years
>>78212755
reporting
fuck
>>78212792
Still has 119 million in the bank tho, i'd take a small dick for that bank
>>78212767
My guess is that he had a really indignant attitude after playing like shit for the last few years and hitting his kids
>>78212767
>>78212783
Because he never tried to improve his game, wow he can run up the middle with breakaway speed, how about you work on your pass blocking or learning to catch the ball out of the backfield.
But no, he goes down to Texas every off-season and creates 5 new kids.
>>78212751
beat it with a switch
>>78212788
He's a psychotic piece of shit. Not everyone's an edgy nihilist bitch like you
>>78212762
>implying this is my fetish, and not the reality of Minnecucksota
>>78212809
you take dick for money?
>>78212792
don't think so
>>78212825
Not an argument, cuck
>>78212821
>He never tried to improve his game
>>78212767
because he beat on his kids nuts with a stick
>>78212767
he had like 30 yards rushing. and everyone knows thats about what he'll do all season long
>>78212789
good. welcome to it. not even bandwagoning. just in a few years when you get sick of the GM join me in roasting this team and office please.
all the other vikings fans are completely retarded assholes from rural lands where you dont have to support your arguments.
>here's your brochure for your interest in becoming a vikings fan
>>78212842
>he never learned to catch out of the backfield
Like I said, first year watching football
>>78212783
Is this an A-Rod copypasta?
ESPN laid off dozens of people, for some reason kept Rex Ryan and this dumb bitch
Thanks Vikingsbros.
I live in New Orleans and am surrounded by insufferable Aintsfag coworkers. I relish the thought of rubbing it in their faces tomorrow.
>>78212867
Oh look, it's the trip that claims to be a Minnesota fan and yet every post is shitting on the state and their teams. No one buys your bullshit
>>78212868
I saw AP fumble 5 times (lost 1) in that 2010 NFC championship game against the Aints, he is a big game choker, maybe even worse than Favre.
>>78212868
He ran for 1,400 yards in 2015 and was out last season. Stop projecting so hard
>moment of silence
>yell some trash
why are dencucks so disrespectful?
>>78212828
For 119M I'd prep an HIV Bull nigga I have $13 to my name right now til Friday
>>78212904
>all the other vikings fans are completely retarded assholes from rural lands where you dont have to support your arguments.
also
>Oh look, it's the trip that claims to be a Minnesota fan
Im not from mogadishu cunt.
wow I hate how women just overreact to everything and are irrational
OMG IM NOT IRRATIONAL IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN followed by a half hour of sobbing
thats what you sound like bruh.
how many extra notes is she going to add?
Good game. See you fags in the bolts/horsie thread
>>78213013
Which Dakota are you from to be this mad?
>>78213078
I thought dakotans were vikings fans? isnt wentz a vikings fan?
lets all say a catholic voodoo prayer to whatever heretical idol you fucking despicable catholics slaughter chickens in front of before you place a glass of rum on it and light a candle like the fucking superstitious haitians you all are for philip rivers.
I just love him so much and I want him to go out on top. please god just let him get a ring. or at least beat tom in the afccg before he retires.
>>78212827
>implying all of Minnesota resides in the leftist utopia of Minneapolis
>>78212995
only (You) I got all night was about sucking dick
>>78213391
Same bro, same. I'd still suck for 1m right now
>>78212759
Legit tho if this happens the irony in that is fucking funny and im a Vikes fan
>>78212713
>hit the trail of tears you fucking losers
nice to see Bradford finally find a team that lets him be elite