Fucking retard fucked up the OP in the other thread edition
prime ronda was pretty hot what happened to her?
>>78211619
Fortunately she's still the same girl at heart
>>78211619
terrible coaching
>>78211619
steroids
>>78211556
i've always found her quite attractive but god damn does she have some un-shapely legs
>>78211619
>ronda at the weigh ins for the holly holm fight
>>78213813
HEN MOOMEN!
HEN MOOMEN!...
CLEENCH CLEENCH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Guess this is the only thread then.
GO HEEM
What was the most dominant win of his career?
>>78211619
Reminder that Brendan schaub fucked prime Ronda
https://www.instagram.com/alexemelyanenko/
https://www.instagram.com/polinaemelianenko/
>>78218242
VS Christy...really dominated the shit out of her.
>>78211619
>tfw there used to be a 40ft high poster of prime Ronda that I walked past every day
If only I had a giant fetish I could have enjoyed it even more.
>>78211619
Bethe turned her into a Mexican
>>78218811
why are russian women so hot
Blacked when?
>the absolute state of /heem/ right now
>How can men compete?
If there are any dorks unironically still in here
>>78211335
>>78211335
>>78211335
>>78211335
>>78211335
>>78211335
Wtf the upcoming fight night is a 10x better card then 215
>>78219299
>not even a /heem/ thread
What is their problem.
>>78220218
Yeah you better delet that.
Someone got a calendar, make this thread worthwhile?
MacGregor comeback when?
>and I told Tyrone that fight isn't gonna happen
Why is Bisping so scared of /ourguy/
Sup with our boy Gall?
>>78221916
Bisping wants an exciting fight
>>78221916
Bisping wants to get paid. Tyrone doesn't bring in a lot of people. Maybe if he wasn't so timid and boring this wouldn't be an issue.
>>78221916
>Tyron ducking RDA and Masvidal already
Who is the default WW GOAT now?
>GIVE ME AN EASY FIGHT AGAINST RAYBORG!
>GIVE ME 10 TRILLION DUNA!
Wait for it...
Think UFC convinced me that Branch isn't a bum, if this was a PPV I'd buy it.
>>78222367
he should've taken the Dillashaw fight. No one cares about DJ, and even less care about Ray Borg.
>>78222367
>>78222367
no weight cut no pay check. it's in the contract probably, i don't really know but it sounds right
>>78222367
The Bernie Sanders of MMA
>>78222405
Outside of the cody fight nobody cares about TJ either
>Attorneys in the case of Olympic wrestler Sara McMann are close to a plea bargain that would have Mc-Mann pay a fine and make restitution for her role in a single-car crash that killed boyfriend Steve Blackford in September.
>McMann, 23 at the time of the wreck, was charged with careless driving resulting in death and driving without vehicle or liability insurance, all misdemeanors, in the Sept. 3 afternoon crash near Brush. A few days earlier, Blackford was cheering in the stands as Mc-Mann won a silver medal in women’s wrestling at the Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece. Both lived in Colorado Springs in the months before the Games, with McMann a resident at the U.S. Olympic Training Center. Minutes from Friday’s pretrial hearing in Washington County Court indicate a plea agreement had been reached but that assistant district attorney Ginger Geissinger requested the case be continued to Feb. 4 when a formal plea will be entered and costs resolved. Police reports said speed could have been a factor in the wreck, estimating Mc-Mann was driving in excess of 88 mph, 13 mph over the speed limit, when she lost control of her 1997 Jeep Cherokee on Interstate 76. Investigators said McMann and Blackford, 27, were thrown from the vehicle, which rolled twice. Neither was wearing a seat belt. McMann suffered a broken arm and minor injuries.
Did McMann get no prison time because she was a muslim?
>Whadd'ya mean George pulled out
>>78222422
He has trained under the Natty GOAT. I care for him plenty believe you me
>>78222422
does anyone really care about cody either outside of the TJ/DJ angle? these lil dudes need each other if they want to make that LHW gatekeeper money
>>78222441
By the laws of Islam there's no prison, but only a death sentence, and since they can't kill her for this without sparking a public outrage, she gets to walk free. True story.
>>78222477
cody is one of the most popular fighters on instagram if that means anything
>heem still dead
Crazy how one fucked up op can kill the most active general fir 24 hours
>>78221916
They have to defend the 177.5 lb belt against Robert D.A Whittaker
>>78222514
>1.1m
uhhh no he isn't even in the top 20 most popular
>>78222443
Injured man
is training mma a good way to get in shape gain confidence ? just trying to turn my life around here
>>78222548
Yes
>>78222548
The knowledge that you could kill anyone you see walking around you should make you confident, yes.
That's why I want to move to the USA so that I can carry a gun around.
>>78222443
Go back to watching mandrama, loser
Is he /ourguy/?
>>78222535
third most popular UFC champ on instagram. if jon jones gets stripped then second.
>>78222548
it's a good way to get casually bullied by a bunch of neets from my experience but i'm soft spoken and kind of sensitive
>>78222477
Cody is an exciting fighter. Bantamweight fights have ton of memes to keep normies talking.
>>78222576
>l-le natty goat
Lmao mandrama as fuck
>>78222579
I'm afraid that slot is taken by Money, my dude.
>>78222579
Why yes, Michael "The Count" "The Natty GOAT" "The King" Bisping is indeed /ourguy/
>>78222576
Bisping is mandrama
>>78222579
le poopy pants
>Bisping isn't mandrama
BRAAAAAAAP
Uh oh, they're revv'd
>>78222644
When's the next summer slam Mr. Bisping?
>>78222644
Keep your fetishes to yourself, my guy.
>>78222650
I'd assume during the summer. Why? Interested in going?
>>78222680
Of course! anything to support le natty goat cheese
>>78222591
what do you mean the wannabe fighers on dole?
>>78222650
what's a summer slam? that's not a wwe show is it?
>>78222692
>goat cheese
More like dick cheese
>>78222706
Just looked it up. It is. Weird how these h8rs know all the mandrama lingo
>>78222710
thicc mommy
#2 P4P on Earth
<-----
>>78222725
Skip to the part where you spam scat
>>78222713
You really expect h8rs to converse with us normally after they've been delievered CTE via constant verbal KOs?
>>78222725
She's Eva Mendes's ugly step sister, still very bangable
>>78222734
>>78222713
Is there anything more mandrama than calling people h8rs? Science says "No."
>you really think I'm gonna just let you take my mandrama belt, Rob?
#2 P4P on Earth
<-----
>>78222767
>C-Can I keep it?
#2 P4P MMA Fighter on Earth
<-----
<---- ww GOAT
#2 P4P MMA Fighter on Earth
<-----
<---- natty GOAT's son
>>78222801
Is that the one that bet against his own father
>>78222801
C H A D
>>78222441
>Neither was wearing a seat belt.
Hahaha wow how the fuck can people be so complacent?
Kinda crazy that he died and her injuries were minor enough that they didnt derail her career.
How's your day been going heem ? I'm great just got done watching my beloved broncos win season opener, so I'm happy as a cucumber
>>78222801
Would outwrestle Yoel
>>78222835
That was a fun game.
>>78222835
How bout dem eagles
There's a very heem relevant birthday today
>>78222857
Surprised that none of the Los Angeles (kek) guys suffered a season ending injury, that would be such a chorger thing to do besides fucking up at the last moment
<---- HW GOAT
>>78222921
*blocks your path*
>>78222921
Cringe personified
>>78222897
Not really. In fact two broncos were injured last night. Injuries happen on every team. The chargers choke, but they dont choke cause of injuries. They find other ways to lose.
These microwavable teriyaki bowls are disgusting
>>78222953
Teriyki bowls in general are disgusting. I only like north american food.
Is it CTE /heem/? i can just barely figure out wtf he is talking about on this one
hope my boy isnt doing too much coke and alcohol and can come back to earth
>>78222970
Connor rents only the best
>>78222970
Why is he such an attention whore
>>78222988
>asks a question which requires a (You) while bitching about conor being an attention fag
>>78222950
Chargers and Giants are consistently the most injured teams, way above average
>>78223007
Nobody forced you to reply doofus
>>78222985
>>78222988
the feeling i get is that he is revved because of the yacht's name, am i right ?
>>78222953
sry im a home cooked meal like floyd
>>78223033
he's not revved, he's basically saying that the guy who owns the ship is so rich that he doesn't even give a fuck about naming it, even if it's the most expensive yacht in the world
/our nub/
>>78223008
>two seasons
Nice cherrypicking
>>78223008
are you an american living in poland? because if not that is one weird state of existence that you have my boy
>>78223091
he's a divorced neet
Anyone know when ryan hall is fighting next?
>>78222970
>i can just barely figure out wtf he is talking about on this one
Well that's on you cause I understood the post perfectly. What part didnt you get?
>>78223111
implying reddit buttscoot autist will ever be allowed to fight again
>>78222970
The yacht that killed Conor Jr. college fund
>>78223134
He's a prospect and I want to see how these new featherweight prospects deal with him
>>78223068
28 guys on IR in 2016
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/sdg/2016_injuries.htm
9 in 2015
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/sdg/2015_injuries.htm
15 in 2014
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/sdg/2014_injuries.htm
10 in 2013
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/sdg/2013_injuries.htm
>>78223091
I'm not American, I just enjoy American sports more
>>78223008
What's the whitest team in the NFL? It's not the Patriots is it?
>>78223198
I remember it was the Iggles during Chip's Kelly wild ride
>>78223097
ur a neet
>>78222921
Yeah THE REEM is the HW GOAT
>>78222602
this
Debate status: settled
https://youtu.be/KM6ZWig2SY8
>>78222365
Is running the best martial art?
>>78223526
>>78222970
maybe english is his second language. i bet he's really witty in gaelic
>>78222970
>>78223132
i figured it out but i thought he could have worded and constructed his sentences much better
>>78223138
i chuckled
>>78223599
my boys witty in every language, he speaks with his hearts and collective hearts understand eachother
>>78223138
I secretly hope that Conor Jr will become smth like Magic Johnson son
>Anthony Pettis was ‘impressed’ with McGregor, rips Nate Diaz: ‘He ain’t shit'
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/11/16290430/ufc-boxing-mma-news-interview-video-anthony-pettis-conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-floyd-mayweather-fight
Will /ourguy/ punished Rockhold get the job done lads?
>>78223780
That's cruel, imagine beating AIDS just to find out your son is literally and figuratively a giant faggot
>>78223901
>tfw Pettis will never end the McGooby meme
>>78223943
yes poor Magic,I always feel for him
>>78223940
Of course
lol who slipped this in
Is the Kevin Lee bong the same Masdival guy?
>>78224197
Probably you
>>78223780
Anything else you hope you pedophilic deranged psycho?
>>78224377
Probably. The britburkas here are massive bandwagoners. Just look at CodyFan, he tripfagged and spammed his """boy""" for months and then the second TUF aired and Cody's image was tarnished he completely dropped him.
>>78224513
>absolute brawl
>>78224513
Nothing worse than women Woodleying around. Bitch you ain't gonna get one punch heemed, get in there and swang and bang
>>78224570
>>78224594
>>78224639
>>78224539
I hoped that Conor Jr would be half black but thats too much I guess
>bisping and Tyron are both GOATS of their division currently
>both the most hated fighters
Hmmm
>>78224730
>GOATS of their division currently
I'm not sure if you know what these words mean.
>>78224810
Tyron and Bisping are both the GOAT of their respective division
<--- Champ
>>78224875
Bisping sucks
>>78224875
I don't see the comparison, Tyron actually fights the #1 contender. If Tyron was white he'd probably have gotten a grudge defense against Nate Marquadt
>>78224875
Nope, still not sure if you know what those words mean.
>>78224730
Jealousy breeds hatred
TyMi Bless
<--- Chimp
>>78224639
Holm is truly awful. For a "world class" striker she looks painfully awkward. Low fight IQ.
If Bisping and Tyron had a son it would be the GOAT of combat sports
>insane cardio
>top tier TDD
>blistering speed
>one punch KO power
>most dangerous left hook in history
>elite wrestling
>granite chin (but kept tucked)
>>78224932
so ugly
>>78224586
Noonies hits hard. Zingano had migraines and light sensitivity for weeks after fighting her, despite not getting KO'd.
Can you blame a skilled striker for fighting smart and not playing into the hard punching ape's gameplan?
Go watch WWE.
>>78224947
Bisping was going to fight Whittaker. But Whittaker like a good cuck bent over and let the Big Strong Brit do whats best for the UFC and get a money fight at MSG with GSP
>>78225097
For sure
>>78225097
Most of those attributes belong to Woodley lmao
>>78225097
Don't forget
>good looks
>ability to sell a fight
>default black fans
>default brit fans
>high volume KO punches
>>78225097
I like Bisbong, but dude's getting close to 40, come on. Now granted he's bigger than Tyroid, but still.
>>78225191
based woodley hater
>>78225267
>implying >>78222521 looks good
>>78225267
>>ability to sell a fight
Bisroid has never sold a single fight in his life
>>78225244
Cardio, speed, chin and left hook: bisping
Rest are Tyron niggeh
>>78225097
lol
>100% finish rate on his way to the title
>clowns on the champ to win by decision in his title challenge to make sure that everyone knows exactly how much better he is, rather than just being a guy with one lucky punch
Woodley and Bisping are too fat, too slow. They couldn't even touch No Dad.
>>78225324
He's part of one of the best selling PPVs in UFC history. Tyrone can't say the same
>>78225343
>Bisping
>Speed
Dude you're dumb lmao how is the guy who got dropped (twice) by a 46 year old have speed?
>>78225324
Ummmm sorry sweetie
>>78225357
>Tyrone can't say the same
Part of UFC 205 idiot
>>78225097
what will the browne-rousey babies be?
>>78225395
Less than UFC 100 by 300k. Hardly comparable
>>78225393
>career earnings
But that's not what you said is it turd?
>>78225373
Punching speed my man
>>78225393
This is the scat spammer
>>78224932
Is this Bisping's son?
>>78225439
Oh yeah for sure
>Bisping and Tyron only lost to roiders
holy shit is there a card that has been more JUSTed than melendez's
usada really did a number on him
Bisping and Woodley bros AKA MW and WW GOAT bros unite
H8rs will not divide us
>>78225521
gray maynard
>>78225521
Andrei Arlovski
>>78225521
Melvin Guillard
>>78225549
*fist bump*
No more Irish posters
>>78225521
>split win
>split loss
>uni win
>sub loss
>split loss
>uni loss
>uni loss
wow, that's fucking rough
>>78218811
his nose looks bigger than my dick
>>78225142
post karolina1.jpg
>>78218811
>>78225521
Jon Jones has the cheating asterisk on every W
>not even undefeated
>being called the goat
Lmaoooo
>>78224976
<--- Chump
>>78225891
>>78214190
wew lad
>>78226132
>steak and potatoes fo lyfe nigga
what did Floyd mean by this?
>>78224513
>dat superman punch that did nothing
the absolute state of /sheem/
>its a rev'd up episode
>>78226991
>it's a bispingcuck hides how rev'd up he is by accusing others of being rev'd up episode
Everyone's on to your game, little miss.
>>78226991
he's not revved though /heem/ has been dead for a while
>>78222801
lol he's dating an ugly chinese girl
>>78227127
u mad asian boi?
>>78222942
who
>>78227072
Lmao he's so fucking mad
>>78227271
I'm not a chink
>>78227502
Do you really have no way to contextualise what you're reading except by the most extreme emotions possible?
For the h8rs who have been rev'd up for days.
Oezdemir: "Gus would lose one year of his life if he fought me."
>>78227551
the little autistic bongcuck can be be somewhat entertaining sometimes, he's such a seething tryhard
>>78227655
I can sense your frustration.
>>78227714
So much autism
>>78227812
Archive detective, is that you?
>>78227871
if it is you better watch out
>>78227871
No, just a heemer that notices autistic tendencies amongst CTE posters
Our queen has spoken.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY8yuIKA_8Q/?taken-by=bulletvalentina
>>78227934
She needs to get over it, Amanda beat her. She had her chance to make something happened but stayed hesitant
>>78227964
Nunes won the decision, Shevchenko won the fight.
>>78227996
Only thing Schevchenko won is the Internet fight
>>78227934
>>78227996
>caring about wmma
>>78227964
Amanda is always hesitant. That's how she fights.
>>78228042
better
>>78228140
Who's that?
>>78228140
>>78227934
She lost!
She needs to get over it!
>wahh muh poor finger
>>78228213
the state of wmma
>>78228199
it says right there in the webm bro
>>78228246
>the state of wmma
Those are drills lardo
Am I the only one who hates Paige Vanzant? If she spent as much time training as she did taking selfies and recording herself maybe she would win a fight
>>78228246
Sorry I don't know anyone who's name is "next fw goat"
>>78228265
Why do you pay so much attention to someone you hate?
>>78228265
She was smart to get into wmma where compared to all the dykes she's a 10 even with her chimp face. She fights for the attention and sponsorship deals
>>78222801
He could literally be his dad's wrestling coach lol
>>78228260
Oh for sure my man those ''drills'' worked out 100% like peaches a beast
I fear for Derrick Lewis, is he gonna heem Werdum?
>>78228265
I'm with ya. Can't stand her and the constant hype and push behind her, as if she's worth a single shit. And why? Because she's blonde and has a girly personality? Her ego is so overinflated due to everybody acting like she's some kind of supermodel goddess when in reality, she's a 6/10 at BEST. She's not even remotely close to being the hottest chick in WMMA, in my opinion
>>78228279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgrqaVGtRI
>>78228319
I guarantee you can't lift your fat leg higher than your waist
>>78228339
Quit projecting so hard, you sound like a bitter ex.
>>78228367
i actually can kick well above my head, and not talking about a front kick
>>78225519
post proof rory roided. TRT was allowed back then sweetie.
>>78228377
Not him but he's right, PVZ is an ugly human she promised to shave her head for cancer but backed out of it by cutting small bit of hair
>Tyrone has only lost to white men
hmm...
>>78228339
>6/10 at BEST
pointy elbows?
>>78228465
Chimp face, Miesha Tate is an 9/10 on a WMMA scale
>>78228494
Miesha Tate was genetically modified to be perfect breeding material.
>>78228265
she seems nice
>78228462
>le racebaiting post
He's gonna be champ for a very LONG time
>>78228494
she's an 8 desu, her legs are top tier.
>>78228423
>cry when rose cuts her hair
>cry when pvz doesn't cut her hair
>caring about autistic stuff like things
The only thing you ought to care about is how someone performs in the octagon, and if you hate someone so much the last thing you ought to be doing is following their instagram or snapchat or whatever, you come off as a psycho
>>78228561
kek you might need to update it come this saturday
What's Mighty Mouse's walking weight?
I just watched highlights of his two losses and both of them he only lost because he kept getting picked up and slammed to the ground, thus proceeding to lose on decision.
If he can put on a few lbs after the weigh in then I see no reason why he wouldn't beat Dillashaw.
Shit on him all you like, his speed and stamina make me rock hard. It's like something out of a kung fu movie.
If he amended his one disadvantage he could certify himself as the GOAT.
>>78228593
I assume its 140-145
>>78228575
Rose has no reason to shave her head permanently, nobody said PVZ has to keep it shaved the rest of her life doofus
>>78228593
>I see no reason why he wouldn't beat Dillashaw
Well Dillashaw would pick him up and slam him to the ground
>>78228599
I agree.
I think it was much lower when he lost those two fights though. Weight cutting would have been a breeze.
After he beats Borg he HAS to fight TJ.
>>78228616
Nigga you a h8r.
He's improved insanely since his last loss seven years ago.
He still trains to be #1 in a division that he dominates as if it's competitive.
>>78228616
bruh you have to like, be good at MMA to do things like that
If you lose to an average bloke does that make you below average?
>>78228636
Idk who would win but im sure that would be tj's gameplan, that's what tim elliot tried to do and it almost worked
Bisping>Bones
>>78228593
tj kills him straight up, nigga lost to pickett lmao
>>78228731
Shame. Bisping was probably the only one who could have KO'ed Jones.
>>78228752
and tj lost to dodson and asancao
>>78228752
>pickett
Believe it or not at some point Brad Pickett used to be good.
>>78228772
You dropped something
my body is ready
Whether or not champions are the best the division has to offer:
Heavyweight: No
Light Heavyweight: Yes
Middleweight: Yes
Welterweight: No (RDA)
Lightweight: Yes
Featherweight: Yes
Bantamweight: Yes
Flyweight: Yes
Women's Featherweight: Yes
Women's Bantamweight: Yes
Women's Stawweight: Yes
>>78228768
>>78228772
lmao the damage control
>>78228827
woops forgot my link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfQZu927Caw
watching this for first time
>>78228829
MW is unproven until Bisping beats Whittaker
>>78228829
I wonder why you think Bisping is the best middleweight.
>>78228848
I'm unfamiliar with interim rules.
If GSP beats Bisping, does he take his belt?
If yes, does he still need to beat Whittaker to become undisputed?
>>78228848
>>78228858
>Some people ITT are really anti-Bisping
Oh wow.
I thought we were satirising those retards who really are anti-Bisping.
Sad!
>>78228864
Title is on the line, GSP would be the middleweight champion. He would have to beat Whittaker to become undisputed, yes
>>78228864
Yes and yes, he's contractually obligated to defend, meanwhile Bisping being the clever duck he is tells gsp to "retire" and come back to whatever fight/division he likes
>>78228838
What damage control?
>>78221916
I thought Bisping would be into that fight.
Assuming they are both holding the belt when it happens, it'd basically be a nice final money fight (inb4 Tyrone doesn't bring a crowd; a double champion fight will bring a crowd no matter what), or at least a good payday, and it offers him a chance to retire if he loses, in a not so embarrassing way.
>>78228864
Yes to both. There are no written rules really, more of an unspoken rule.
>>78228829
>No (RDA)
Oh wow hahahahaha this will never get old I promise
>>78228844
Nasukawa is amazing but they're feeding him nothing but tomato cans. He's fighting a guy making his pro debut in October
>Bisping deserves a "moneyfight"
>>78228911
He has never headlined a card that did better than 400k buys, why do people think he sells fights?
>>78228890
Could be an ego issue. Bisping gets really annoyed when people call him out on ducking number one contenders.
>>78228939
he gets annoyed by the truth? what happened to fighting Romero in the summer if GSP wasn't ready?
you know what feels good? knowing i could start a new wave of meem posting on heem with just 20 posts. i've got a new meme fighter prospect that could be bigger than ladd posting within the week. to do it or not? thats the question
>>78228966
Get a life
>>78228958
Romero proved himself to be a paper contender. Shitcanned into oblivion by a gimp discount wonderbitch
If I'm feeling down all I have to do is picture the state of this thread if bisbing loses to GSP
>>78228966
It's not meme posting if you're the only one doing it pal.
>>78228989
what happened to "im gonna fight yoel if gsp isn't ready by august"
>>78229010
Meh bum knee m8, it can only withstand Welterweight takedowns
*happens whether you like it or not*
>>78229024
Mike is getting wrestlefucked into retirement
>>78228991
heem is really simple. you spam something for a couple days. spergs get so revved that they start anti-posting. the anti-posting makes it enticing for (you) thirsty spergs to continue the original posting which sparks even more ant-posting. its an endless circle but somebody has to put it in motion. thats usually me
>>78229010
He hurt his knee then Yoel got embarrassed on International Fight Weekend
>>78229028
*holds his own against Chael*
>>78229034
implying that you arent the spammer. Its common knowledge that the spammer ''revvs'' himself up by roleplaying
>>78229037
That statement was far after his surgery
whom is you're favourite michael bisping?
>>78229037
What happened to this autism buddeh?
https://youtu.be/lF5bZ5tPABU?t=154
>>78229040
>*holds his own against Chael*
Ah, yes the fight he lost. Wanna bring up his elite striking against Thales Leties my man?
>>78229047
>surgeries cure everything
lmao @ ur conceived notion of """existence"""
>>78229045
the spammer isn't apart of heem. i seriously doubt anything actually triggers the spammer. its just some random dude that spams. i dont think it actually has anything to do with heem
>>78229055
The Count of course
>>78229064
>doesn't know about UR Fight
>>78229061
Try reading what I posted again. Preferably while you're not bawling your eyes out getting your diaper changed.
why
>>78229069
Why make such a statement if you're "injured"
>UR fight
Did they even "fight"
>>78229024
>people forget GSP managed to have a boring fights against Nick Diaz
Only people heemed during him vs tyrone would have been the audience.
>>78229064
Thales Leites would knock out Yoel
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/12/16296282/michael-bisping-jokes-georges-st-pierre-should-take-steroids-for-their-fight-dont-get-caught-though
Based /ourguy/ BTFO'ing GSP
who's your best ufc guy fighter?
>>78229102
It was before he was injured you moron how hard is that get? Romero isn't even a contender. He's a joke that just recently ducked Puke Cuckhold
>>78229083
>He hurt his knee
He said that AFTER his knee was healed and he explicitly says that he was back in training, are you demented?
>>78227934
>>78227996
>this shit is still going
>>78229105
For sure Yoel would get dragged to deep waters 100% Leties has proven just how powerful his hands are throughout the years. His accuracy is always on point and his cardio never fades, truly a tough matchup for Romero indeed
>>78229124
>its literally impossible to reinjure something
howling
>>78229024
>HONHON MEEK-EL, ZOU DO NOT VANT ZU MESS WIZ ME, NO? HONHON
>rewarding cheats
No thanks
>>78229139
bisbings beard is nowhere near that thick
>>78229136
Except he didn't reinjure it you mongoloid, I posted the video clip so you can specifically hear him say that he was already back in training and read to go in 3 months.
>>78229132
Romero has no striking or cardio. He's a roid chimp with average grappling. It's why he couldn't beat a gimp welterweight and had to rob a decision from Pukeare
>>78229120
>recently ducked Puke Cuckhold
Yoel is 40 years old, do you really expect him to sign up for another 5 round fight right after a tough fight with Whittaker? He agreed to 3 round fight but Rockhold said no because he wanted to take advantage of the situation. Yoel is going to fight Branch/Rockhold winner reguardless
>>78227934
Doesn't she have anyone advising her? It's never acceptable to lose a fight and bitch about it later, specially if you lost a close points decision. Just shut up and move on.
>>78229153
>he didn't reinjure it
>my proof is something that did result in him re injuring it
howling
>>78229095
Arlovski and Marquardt are on the same card so I assume they're going for maximum CTE. Really not a bad card at all, though, so I'm not complaining
*blocks your path*
>>78229172
"Holy shit, are you Michael Bisping? Dude, I'm a huge fan, can we take a picture together?"
>>78229157
So you admit Romero is a complete bitch duck? Cool
>howling
I'm a huge faggot please rape my face
what's the best fighter of all time histrionically and literally and objectively and truly?
>>78229169
You're actually retarded, and since you know this and can't defend your points is why you're shelling up into this retard act you're putting on, which really isn't an act. Last (you). Retard.
>>78229181
He agreed to the fight, learn to read
>he was healthy before he was hurt!!!
howling @ these h8rs
>>78229179
>average Bisping fan
>>78229195
grow up before i shut you down
Be honest
How do you think you would do in a 5 rounds war vs her
>>78229199
Then he realized it was serious then ducked because he's a bitch
>>78229206
i would clinch her, take her down and just pin her on the ground for 5 rounds she wont be able to stop me
>>78229215
He agreed to the 3 round fight, sperg less please
Bisroid ducking Romero is one of the biggest acts of cowardice I've ever seen in this sport.
>>78229224
Because he isn't fuel efficient?
>>78229206
I'd KO her with a roundhouse to the face in probably 35 seconds.
>>78229224
If he agreed to a fight he'd be fighting. But he's as big of a pussy as you are and can't get off his ass to jog and turned down an actual fight
All fights should be 5 rounds no more blacksplosive bitch pissbabbies
>>78229232
Because he's 40 years old and just fought a guy half his age for 5 rounds
>>78229237
Rockhold said he won't fight for 3 rounds.
>>78229206
i would say i could never lay hands on someone so pretty and then tapout hoping shed go on a date with me and be my gf
>>78229216
are you to afraid to stand and bang with kookie
I'd let her bang a little
>>78229240
>couldn't finish a crippled fat dude
LMAO you're so mad
Yoel Bitch Romero getting smacked around for 25 minutes by a cripple welterweight karate bitch is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen in this sport
>>78229206
idk but my gameplan would be Takedown and assume north-south as quickly as possible
>>78229245
only if shed let me bang her too in return
>>78229240
Rockhold is fighting. Romero is shoveling more Cubanos through his bitch face instead of running for a fight. He's just running from one
>>78229245
why would i stand and bang if i can sit my head on her chest from guard
What did Yoel mean by this?
>>78229093
do not post this image again. you have been warned
>>78229250
>crippled fay dude
That "crippled" was still moving around and throwing kicks. He'd have to problem knocking out Bisping
>>78229254
Sperg less
>>78229269
Romero preparing for the winner of that fight dummy, he's been active enough
>>78229237
Bisroid turned down fighting 12 contenders and opted for a 43 year old man.
>>78229282
Beg me, Calendarman.
>>78229284
Romero is a bitch and ducking Puke Cuckhold LMAO
>>78229269
Romero fought 2 months ago, Bisroid hasn't fought in over a year now. His next opponent will be a bald fat welterweight who has been away for 4 years, that's how he wishes to "challenge" himself.
>>78229314
Romero isn't a challenge. Romero got humiliated by a fat gimp Welterweight
maia bless
>>78229282
i unironicly could beat any wmma fighter except for maybe gabi if we would start from the clinch
i would straight bob sapp these chicks im too bigg
>>78229325
Romero is a better wrestler than Tim Kennedy who absolutely mauled BissPee on the canvas.
>when the h8rs are running low on gas like Yoel
>>78229351
Doesn't mean shit if he does nothing with it. Kennedy has far more effective ground control than Romero.
Have you had your lunch today, /heem/?
>>78229354
Did you go outside today?
>>78229358
Rewatch Romero vs machida casual
>>78229361
what did floyd do to this man?
Uh oh heem police has their cheeto fingers drawn hands up!
>Y-Yoel
>W-Whittaker
>G-G-GSP
>L-Luke
>>78229358
Kennedy is smaller than Romero and he absolutely doesn't have better ground control you moron.
>>78229382
Bisping only beat Luke, what's the point of naming those others?
>>78229375
Did you brush your teeth today or has posting on here all day taken all priority?
>>78229367
I'll rewatch Romero doing nothing against a bloated crippled Welterweight flat on his back and scraping by Brad Tavares. Romero's Mma wrestling is trash, kid
Remember when Rampage insinuated that Bisping is a roider?
>>78229396
You should rewatch PissPee getting rocked by Thales Leites and CB Dolloway while you're at it.
>>78229396
Spoken like a real 196er
>>78229386
Lol nice argument, retard.
Whittaker is smaller than Romero and still embarrassed him
>>78229371
im actually starting to believe CTE
look at conor's social media, at first i thought it was cool he was enjoying life a bit but not its clear something is off
>>78229206
take her down as quick as I could
went for a walk in Cairngorms national park today
>>78229405
Romero is a glorified hybridization of both of them. Leites would retire Poolito
>>78229410
What kinda retard says Kennedy is a better wrestler than Romero? A special one.
>>78228829
>No (RDA)
For sure brad tavares is a beast my man he'd drag any in the top 5 into deep waters
>No (RDA)
>le no ground control man
>>78229394
>>78229402
>muh hypotheticals
>>78228935
because he does mandrama like conor
>>78229426
Must take a special kind of assblasted sperg to think anyone said that
>>78229441
Nice job letting us know that you don't understand the meaning of hypotheticals
Someone help me out here
We're living in the golden age boys, in 20 years when MMA fighters are forced to wear full body padding you will remember this post.
>hey anon, sit on my lap
wat do?
whittaker is a beast off his back for sure he's peaches there
>>78229458
Lmao you're so infurtiated
>>78229455
Implying that Kennedy has better ground control than Romero implies he's the better wrestler spergboy
>>78229467
You listed Yoel,Whittaker, Gsp. Bisping has beaten none of those, that my friend is an example of "hypotheticals"
>>78229440
Brunson is a chinlet who was completely out of it at that point after getting hurt on the feet. Nice revisionism though im sure the mandrama kiddies think its epic
>>78229482
My bad. I'm from the future. Saw him beat all 4
https://twitter.com/EdHermanufc/status/907691916942127104
Yucky
Does Bisping have an alcohol problem or a solution?
>>78229488
Ah yes, the power of autism
>>78229472
No it doesn't. You're just an idiotic casual who knows nothing about fighting.
It really is funny to have people telling me Romero and Jacare were gonna run through Whittaker now telling me how much they know about MMA
>>78229361
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON
>>78229489
>>78229489
>Released a pipe clamp before i should have while replacing my well pump and my instincts grabbed it sucked my hand into the well head
Uhhhh in English?
>>78229499
Whittaker is half their age, Roberto kills Bisping much quicker
>>78229518
Ah yes the old man can't beat the young guy meme
>>78229518
Doesn't mean shit. If they were younger they'd be less well rounded in fighting and knocked out quicker
>he'll knock out Bisping quicker
court mcgee is a beast for sure
>>78229336
>>78229499
It's funny how there's a literal retard trying to say Kennedy has better top control than Romero. First of all they already fought and this was established to be false.
But granted that a mandrama loving moron like yourself can only be a 196er at best, using deductive reasoning, you could have seen how awful Kennedy looked like trying to establish any control over Gastelum, then you would have compared that to how Weidman was able to easily outmuscle Gastelum, and Romero was throwing around Weidman like a child, and arrived at the conclusion that Romero is 10x better at top control than anyone in the MW division but you're too stupid to even do this.
>>78229531
Bisping caught Rockholdington, first fight Bisping got tooled
>>78229535
You do know how late Yoel got into MMA?
>romero and jacare will humiliate whittaker!!!
>w-well he was younger b-b-but he'll t-totally beat bisping!!
>>78229546
>I-It was a fluke! I swear!
I bet Floyd was on PED's too my guy
>>78229551
PissPee is the weakest champ we've had since Carla Esparza.
>>78229551
What will you say when GSP beats Bisping before Whittaker even gets a chance?
>>78229546
Does it matter? It proves your entire point about age moot. It doesn't matter about "i-i-i-if yoel had magic superpowers!!!"
>>78229560
It was the biggest fluke in MMA, up there with Serra-GSP and Hall-Mousasi.
>>78229561
*survives 2 H bombs*
>>78229565
*taps to strikes against a manlet*
*takes almost an entire fight to beat up a FW*
>>78229539
>they already fought
Has nothing to do with whose ground control is better
>G-Gastelum fight!!
Kennedy has been Poosada'd hard. His cardio is gone and was two years removed from fighting before that fight
Sperg less, sugartits
>>78229572
If Hendo was younger he would have knocked Bisping out cold like he did before
>>78229574
for sure puke cuckhold is a slick boxer my guy its like peaches
When I go to uni (next week) is there anywhere to watch my UFC?
I need to watch my UFC lads.
I have BT Sport and I never miss UFC.
Where can I watch my UFC?
Do pubs show it?
It does air at 3am UK time.
Would the uni have some sort of fucking UFC club or some shit?
TELL ME
>>78229599
>I-If
Yes, I'm also sure if you gave the Confederate army nukes and tanks they would have won as well.
>>78229593
He shouldn't have gotten hit by a 50 y/o in the first place or gone the full 25 mins in the first place with someone who walks around with a hunched back, he sucks tremendous balls.
>>78229611
Do we look like your fucking uni? Ask around and call around you retard. No wonder migrants are raping your country
>>78229621
Hendo at 70 has better boxing than Jokeare or Roidmero ever will
>>78229609
Biggest fluke in MMA history.
>>78229621
Gegard, (the guy Bisping was originally scheduled to fight) easilly finished Hendo. Really makes ya think..
Clawja v.s. Andrade at UFC Japan later this month, lads.
I'm hyped, the battle of cute Brazilian tomboys of ambiguous sexuality.
>>78229627
Call?
>I'm calling regarding the UFC
They'll put the phone down immediately.
Shit idea.
>>78229634
oh for sure lukes boxing is slick he won the golden gloves in 3 months my man
>>78229628
Mousasi took 70 seconds to beat old man Hendo, PissPee needed 25 mins + 2 nutshots + 3 hometown judges to give him a 48-47 win. Just how pathetic is this guy?
LMAO
>>78229646
Listen you anxious autist. Whenever there is an event call and ask if they are showing it. Or just google it. Jesus christ
>>78229652
>b-but m-mousasi!!!
no one cares, its why he's doing kermit impersonations in bellasnore now
>>78229095
Can anyone name a fighter still in the UFC who's had more concussions than Diego? I certainly can't.
>>78229679
Deflated Vitor KO'd old man Hendo in 2 minutes, PissPee needed 25 mins + 2 nutshots + 3 hometown judges to give him a 48-47 win
>>78229361
He looks like he's having a stroke. Will /ourguy/ be alright?
>>78229679
Wow this level of damage control
>>78229661
Wow I knew you were a douche but I didn't know you were this much of an asshole. You are really fucked up for posting something like that. Especially that filename.
>>78229687
Styles make fights. Which is why Romero gets embarrassed by Bisping.
>>78229679
why is pissping ducking t-wood?
>>78229361
>>78229679
>kermit impressions
>>78229694
Repost it on Reddit to cry, pussy
>>78229641
Me too, interesting match between similar styles. I'm going with Gadelha but it should be a solid fight either way
Hendo was on TRT both times against Bisping.
If you hate Conor McGregor watch this video---#Respect
>>78229695
How does he get embarrassed when Bisping has proven to do bad against wrestlers?
>>78229729
Nice projection
>>78229170
Lauzon vs Guida is also there,this is a great CTE card with potential for card of the year
>>78229681
its too sad that Diego chin is deleted after all these wars for our entertainment
he still fights like a madman though
>>78229729
>get ass kicked by 50 year old
Made a reddit account and called Nate Diaz overrated and got sent this
Deflated old as piss 46 year old Hendo with a Frankenstein back and only one shot in his arsenal was able to drop the current MW chump twice and arguably win the fight
>>78229738
Romero has no cardio or striking. His MMA wrestling is shit. He'd get the retirement beating Whittaker would have put on him if not for the gimp leg
>>78229746
I'm more happy I post here than on reddit.
>>78229756
Nice memes, weidman couldn't outwrestle him, he had high paced 5 rounds against whittaker,and has nice kicks and knees to throw. Implying Bisping can withstand any of the early punishment getting dropped by 50 year olds
>>78229746
You should report him for bullying lol
>>78229746
what a cyber bully
how can someone make someone's reddit expeirence a living hell
>>78229746
get the fuck out faggot
>>78229751
>literally only land 2 shots the whole fight
>B-but he won!!!!
Kek the state of bisping h8rs
Who is the current middleweight champion?
PissPee is a chinlet who gets dropped or wobbled in almost every fight he's in. His cardio is overrated. I would stake a lot of money on Sam Alvey if they were ever to cross paths, but I don't think that loser has the balls to not fight anyone that's not over 40 or coming out of retirement.
>>78228653
Tj took down dominik Cruz who is like twice the size of might mouse. Tj would wreck dj
>>78229751
Better than Romero would've ever dreamed of
>>78229772
Weidman outwrestled him in the first round then kept trying to wrestle him. Bisping wouldn't and defend and/or scramble back up because Romero's control is shit then gas hard any time standing because Bisping would put twice the pace a gimp whittaker did and finish the roider in the 4th
50 year old Hendo is a better boxer and harder hitter than almost everyone in the division
>>78229794
Coming from a guy who has a scat fetish lol
>>78229794
>only been KO'ed twice
For sure he is a chinlet
>>78229779
>muhh reddit
>>78229789
>For sure he landed some nice teeps and leg kicks my guy
>>78229794
Who would you bet on Alvey vs rockhold?
Because bisping ko'd puke pebblegrasp and won the middleweight championship at ufc 199
>>78229808
>Better than Romero would've ever dreamed of
Old as piss Hendo landing a takedown in the 5th round but getting robbed by Bong judges lmao
>>78229814
>Gets wobbled or dropped in almost every fight
Chinlet status beyond the roof. Got whooped by a 5'11" American wrestler with an overhand.
>>78229862
New
Don't join the sperg thread
ACTUAL NON-EARLY
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229896
>non-early
>8 posts early
nigga stop. you're only egging him on
>>78229915
Well then dont post in his thread
>>78229896
>still early
Almost time for a new one, cuz that's the thread I'm using..............
>>78230034
>Sperg who is here all day makes threads at 480 posts
>Everyone still joins
Non-autist thread after we get to 501:
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229878
>>78229896
>>78230124
Stop with the thread wars
>500
>>78222583
>third most popular UFC champ on instagram
wow its like we keep narrowing down the pool size to like 10 people or something haha
>>78222970
he actually uses gulag wtf
>>78230049
This wouldn't happen if this board had janitors.
>>78230570
There are janitors, they just don't care.
>>78218811
Dude seriously needs to give up on his hair.