NO BULLY YOU GUISE
>the op matters
Bless
just
like
that
Did Megan have to take a big dump after this or what?
no bully you say
>subject in name field
very good Chile
>>78211335
enjoy your last few minutes of posting before being banned into living death
>/heem/ in the name and isn't searchable in the catalog
Posting in a temporary bread
Leave making thread to the pros, Texas
How does a guy land 3 (THREE) strikes in an ENTIRE ROUND in a 3 (THREE) round fight and still win?
BJM shouldn't have let Nunes get away with extending her fingers that much
I think he felt it'd be unfair to take a point though, she never actually got a poke but on the flip side, if she did we'd be saying it's too late.
She did it a lot, I told a casual about the rule and he started noticing it more than I did
>>78211488
Why would I be banned, fatso?
>>78211580
>>78211580
REAL THREAD
>>78211585
>made thread 5 mins in a panic because you're scared of Rockhold and Bisping poster
>didn't bother to put the news in those 5 mins
>put subject in name
>>78211556
>>78211556
>>78211556
OP is retarded, get in here boys
>>78211597
>fat bastard spazzing cuz he can't take the L
*Steps on the gas lightly but just enough to rev him up*
>>78211538
Unironically lost vs condit too
>mfw my boy got his title stolen
I'm using this thread
>>78211597
>>78211614
>thread wars
OP doesn't matter guys. Posting alone is enough to make h8rs go into shambles
>>78211613
>any of this matters
>>78211679
Lol you're scared of Rockhold and Bisping poster
Is this the real thread?
>>78211739
Have a seat, my bro.
>ruining reputation of chile posters
they don't deserve this
Will he shock the world?
>>78211990
No.
>>78211990
I don't think people would be that surprised given the state of Rockhold's existence
Think Spain got banned again, some of his posts have been deleted
>>78211990
I don't see it, Luke's surely learnt to TUCK HIS CHIN
>>78211990
he'll shock the casuals. everyone who knows their shit knows luke's striking is piss weak and he's liable to get rocked, dropped or sparked out any fight post strikeforce. he gets by on size and a few good kicks. if he can take it to the ground its a wrap though.
>>78211990
>>78212203
*gets knocked out by a slam*
Luke with DC's wrestling tips has this
who /mighty manlet/ here?
>>78212267
115k is so low, no way Nunes/Val 2 does worse, right?
>>78212296
It'll be neck and neck
I think Nunes/Val does 120k
Be honest with me. What are TJ's chances against Cody?
>>78212399
110%
>heem is dead because nobody can find the active thread in the catalog because the OP fucked up the subject
there's like 3 empty threads. lets fucking move
>>78212399
TJ has worse mewvment & defense than Cruz who got dropped by Cody multiple times. The snek gets slept.
>mfw got back from my 14 minute ufc based workout to see op fucked up the thread and the spergs are revved up
>>78212399
>manlet fights
>>78212593
>he showed ubereem instead of econoreem
>>78212478
Anon was referring to his chances of winning, not of getting heem'd
>>78212606
the fight is happening in japan, usada has no jurisdiction. overeem is getting bigger
Unironically betting $150 on cody winning by heem, easy money
>>78212606
>>78212627
what if Ngannou becomes UberNgannou and starts cutting from 285lbs
>>78212638
Bet the farm on Cody senpai
>>78212650
He is already UberNgannou
He is like Broly.
>>78212650
ngannou is uberngannou, he's getting smaller
>>78212543
Nah you can leave though
heem is dead because of NattyGOAT-posting
>finished by a 40 year old retired man
thought you guy'd be in /asp/ by now.
GOAT Tier
>jones
God Tier
>joanna
>stipe
Top Tier
>bisping
>johnson
>max
Meh Tier
>cody
>whittaker
Vacate Tier
>mcgregor
Boring Tier
>tyron
Hate Tier
>nunes
>>78212787
Decent list buddeh
>>78212787
>hating Amanda Noons
literally why even waste emotional capacity on this
>>78212787
>Hate Tier
>>nunes
fuckin Nunes is the worst, what a disgusting dyke
>>78212787
>Even including mighty manlet in your list
Discarded cocksucker
>people think GSP has a chance against Bisping
https://youtu.be/J5S3ArUqkIk
EMBEDDED
>>78212858
stars of debt cocksucka
>>78213043
Lmao Rockhold beats the shit out of his sparring partners. What a douche
you now remember Anthony Pettis
>>78213359
>implying tyron throws strikes
Based Youtube posters
>>78213359
Fight him and lose in an unsatisfying split decision
>>78213359
turn 180 and bend over
>>78213419
>Luke glasshold
Wew what a smart man
aspen ladd is ugly as fuck and calendarpedo is a pedo so this is the thread
>>78211990
Puke Gravelgrasp doesn't stand a chance.
>the same mentally ill spammers every fucking day
Why does /heem/ so many autistic retards?
>>78213518
>Puke Gravelgrasp
lmao
>>78213518
This is actually the spammer
Fluke Peppleclench
did Springsperg survive the hurricane?
>>78213359
Step on the manlet and crush him like a bug.
>>78213645
Yup , and I got to watch UFC 215
Luke rockhold
>>78213669
Male modelâ„¢
>>78213359
Congratulate him for landing a hit after 30 mins
>>78211335
>NO BULLY YOU GUISE
ok
What's the next fight you're pumped for?
>>78213721
Ferguson vs Lee and whenever my boy Lando fights next
>>78213721
this poster is kino
>>78213852
>>78213721
platinum
soo what happens if Ferguson or Lee gets injured? that card is weak
>>78214035
Nate Diaz
>>78214035
DJ/Borg is getting added to it I'm sure
They've got to add it because it is a weak card, having 2 title fights makes it sound better.
Luke Rockhold
>ngannou_viewfrombehind.jpg
>>78213662
post flexible schaub
>>78214280
>>78214335
>>78214347
how are you doing springbro?
>>78214371
Pretty good, made some cash helping people clean up fallen trees. My house didn't get damaged, so that's always good and fortunately I was able to watch UFC 215
REV UP THOSE PREVIOUS THREADS BROS
>>78214044
No, apparently he wants to get paid 400 0000 trillion pounds in order to even consider fighting again.
>>78211460
why did that guys pants fall down lmao
also that other guy must have the softest hands in the world to not be able to shadow-realm somebody with 3-4 clean shots to the head
>>78214401
why are you pretending to be me? its not going to upset me. you're just making a fool of yourself
>>78214698
stop
>>78213901
best free card in forever desu
>>78211335
I didn't even realize this thread existed, because it's not in the catalog.
For an actual /heem/ go here:
>>78211536
>>78213852
>>78213901
Why do the fight night posters look better than the PPV posters?
>>78214714
>12 replies
Your weak little postlet thread will just have to wait its turn, boi
>>78211460
>starting out with a nut shot
i hope he got arrested for assault and battery tbqhf
I guarantee you people i could take tyrone the full 5 rounds and lose only a very lackluster 0 action unanimous decision.
im not even a fighter, id just pretend to know what im doing and that negroe would tuck his pussy between his legs and try to point away
>mfw retarded ass nate diaz will keep losing steem while conor fights someone else and in the end he will take something like a 100k paycheck, lose becaus he sucks and then go back to 40 grand a win
fucking cholo little shit
Cody is a sub-100 IQ retard, but in the octagon how eloquently you can express yourself in an interview matters as much as last year's snow. He's *the* best striker in his division and has an endless gas tank, plus he's too dumb to know when to quit. He's going to fucking MURDER Dillashaw.
>>78214701
lmaoooo
heem sleepy
>>78214828
Who did you think won Nunes or Shev? Did you even watch it?
>>78214825
>actually believing that
kys
>>78214838
I had it Shevchenko 48-47
>>78214781
Nah, Tyron legit has skill. I'm not too big on him, but he's capable of sleeping most within the first
>>78214867
Me too.
>>78214737
there's twelve replies because people are posting in this nameless thread and not in /heem/ where they belong.
>>78214838
I thought Shevchenko won 2,3,4 but it was close so I'm not mad.
>/heem/ not in /asp/ where it belongs
>>78214711
they're all free
>>78214734
idk but i'm glad they're stepping up their game
>>78214819
lol ok. someone cap this
>>78214877
nobody cares faggot
>>78214913
i would prefer that. i don't wanna be around all the other gay sports
>>78214913
Conor made over a hundred million dollars for half a fight and is now enjoying life with his beautiful son and beautiful girlfriend, what are you doing in the meantime, straya? :)
After his first professional loss in only his second fight, Luke Rockhold bounced back going on a 6 fight win streak with all first round stoppages leading to winning the Strikeforce title against Jacaroid Souza.
His second loss would come in the UFC against another roided up Brazilian but in the same fashion Luke rebounded by winning 4 straight leading to the UFC MW title by demolishing then MW champ Chris Roidman.
Now after a fluke KO loss to a short notice opponent with questionable ethics, Luke will complete his final journey back to greatness a cement his legacy as the MW GOAT.
Lads, I'm unironically more hyped for Fight Night Tokyo than I was for 215. It's gonna be a banger 100%.
does Bisbong even train? He always looks flabby and out of shape.
>>78214952
luke is still the rightful champion to anyone who isnt a filthy casual
>>78214819
Conor's coaches have verbally stated that want the Diaz fight, so probs not.
>>78214986
>rightful champion
cringing
>>78214974
>3 injections a day
>sleep
>repeat
>bisping training
>>78214991
conor might still fight paulie(lost a lot of steem but might still be a possibility since its the easiest fight), maybe kevin lee(if kevin beats tony convincingly and get some fans) or maybe even khabib in russia
i dont doubt conor wants the nate fight but if better business present itself he will keep nate on the shelf, and nate like a good bitch will sit on the sidelines and wait till conor says he is up
Tfw I could Bofando every here
>>78215029
What did he mean by this?
>>78215027
>maybe even khabib in russia
no chance. no way is khabib gonna go from missing weight against tferg to fighting conor
>>78214995
everyone and their moms know luke is at least 3 times better than michael "Mike" bisping.
a extremely lucky ko and the most boring """"title reign""""" ever wont change that
>>78215038
if the price is right im sure conor and dana would be down for it.
conor is probably feeling a lot more confident against khabib since the michael johnson fight where khabib got kinda rocked by a man thats much worse than conor, and considering that khabib almost kills himself to try to make 155.
conor probably feels khabib is easy for him at this point
>>78215038
Yeah he's either getting Edson or moving up to WW
>>78214952
>>78214986
>>78215039
>lucky
>fluke
you guys are delusional. he punched him in the face until he was unconscious. im not even a bisping spammer
>>78215027
>khabib in russia
lol you actually believe what dana says
>>78215098
look at conor's confidence against fucking mayweather and look at khabib's last fight
i guarantee you conor feels like khabib is easy for him
>>78215038
>>78215072
khabib is moving up to 170, its been confirmed
>>78215114
confirmed by whoms't?
>>78215109
he's smart enough to know none of the top contenders would be easy. alvarez was his easiest matchup out of LW top 5. also khabib pulls out too much and not reliable enough to market for a big fight. he's either fighting the big money fight (nate) or the interim champ. neither of those options involve khabib. he had his chance at a belt earlier in the year and dropped out
literally no one wants to see him box against paulie whogivesafuck
>>78215114
he's going to get fucking exposed at 170 when he's not twice the size of everyone he goes up against.
another weight cut-abusing hype train will be derailed.
>>78215029
Good post
>>78214754
You sound like that one guy who got his ass whooped in a street fight.
*blocks your path*
>>78215245
Shevchenko won
>>78215340
But Nooooooones has the belt?
luke is still my boy
>when the ppv numbers hit
>>78213359
Push him against the wall, him with a right, an elbow in the back of the head, then two uppercuts
My new boys
>Khalil Rountree
>Paul Felder
>Tony Ferguson with a shut mouth
what can we expect from him??
>>78211538
because god isnt real
Why aren't there any of the various type of short choke finishes in the UFC? I tap a lot of people with them in nogi
>pretending 215 wasn't a better than average PPV
why do you fags do this? it was better than expected. why not celebrate that?
>>78215604
Insane that he went two rounds after that. Can't imagine the pain.
Glad Melendez went to feddaweight though, lots of fun matchups with the like 30 exciting featherweight prospects
>>78215759
Half the card got cancelled and the main event was a snoozer. Undercard and prelims had some highlights but not enough to make it "above average" unless you're only including events from this year
who does Gilbert fight now? assuming he stays at FW
>>78211538
How come no one ever cries about this but woodley doing this always gets brought up
Only just realized Uriah Hall is on fight night Pittsburgh card, wow he has fallen so far.
>>78215876
Dooho Choi
>>78215759
Mandrama losers only care about how it sold
>>78215922
do you want his face to look like his leg?
I need a good heeming before I go to bed, can someone post Oezdemir KO Manuwa
>>78215922
not bad
>>78214819
conor will fight nate. and with the way nate lives, his two paydays with conor I'm sure it's enough to retire
shit how about Gilbert vs Michael Johnson @ 145
who /bart vale/ here?
>>78215989
MJ is going down to 145? Well shit feddaweight is already stacked af as is. I'd like to see him vs Choi or volkanovski
>>78216054
>Well shit feddaweight is already stacked af as is.
its true, I was looking at the list of fighters, theres a lot of legit guys outside of the top 15, maybe more so than any other division
>>78215876
>>78216097
Even some guys I forgot about too, like Ryan hall
Black beass is gonna kill werdum
Our guy Mickey gall getting a fight tomorrow
>>78216600
at 217.
bisping vs hendo III desu
100% Natty
>>78216646
lol the bronze girl is happy but mcmann is not satisfied with silver
>>78216675
>pre-USADA
oh for sure
>>78216731
The only person there who lost their last match was McMann.
>>78215904
racism
>>78216646
please don't post this image any more. I am still getting over Sara losing
>>78211538
>How does a guy land 3 (THREE) strikes in an ENTIRE ROUND in a 3 (THREE) round fight and still win?
Because fights are judged round by round and he clearly won the 1st and 3rd.
At worst you could argue for a draw because you gave Cowboy a 10-8, but he didn't do enough damage to deserve one.
>>78216646
fucking jej
People talking about the TRTor fight like Puke wasn't juiced to the gills to. Give me a fucking break.
>>78216927
TRT is basically cheating on top of cheating
>>78214670
Conor looking so bad against Mayweather drove away all new fans and casuals, is what I figure.
The UFC has no stars now, and no one on the horizon. Low fighter pay plus CTE and now boxers making us look stupid. fml.
>>78217051
I think you're looking too deep into it.
It's past midnight on the east coast.
>>78217051
>drove away all new fans and casuals
I think the UFC did that fine on their own. If they didn't then it shouldn't matter that Conor lost
>>78216927
Bisroid lost to wanderlei
>>78217051
>Implying Conor isn't a star anymore after losing to the GOAT of boxing
McGregor Vs Diaz 3 will out sell Canelo vs Golovkin by a large margin.
UFC will never be a legit sport like the NFL.
Somebody once told me that Paige looked like a monkey
>>78217168
good
>>78217168
the nfl is awful
>>78217168
>throwing balls around
>legit sport
>>78217174
That's an awful thing to say.
>>78212583
Dom is a slow old man with a stupid gimmicky fight style that just got exposed by a faggot that trims his eyebrows and wears eyeshadow.
TJ is a retard and I hate him but I think he'll fuck Cody up.
>>78217228
The NFL puts on an entertaining product every week. The UFC puts on a good fight card what, once or twice a year?
Eat a dick nigga.
>>78217298
Maybe if you're a boring cynic or a liar lol
>>78217298
It's entertaining if you enjoy football. Not if you enjoy fighting. People like different things
>>78217168
Yeah NFL is awful and corrupt no thanks
>>78217245
>I think he'll fuck Cody up
If thoughts were thots we'd all be rolling in pussy. Even if you're right about Dom (you're not), TJ couldn't figure him out which reflects even more poorly on him than if he just lost to the better fighter
>>78217387
TJ arguably winning while playing Dom's game is vastly more impressive than Cody winning by throwing the board out the window. No Dad is going to be the Buster Douglas of m135.
>>78217298
nfl has 1600 players
UFC has 500 fighters
NFL has 1400 new CTE risks every week, ufc has 24
NFL has massive government discounts, backing and assistance
UFC has to do it on their own
1/3 ufc fights in entertaining
1/5 nfl games is entertaining
average ufc card is 2 hours of fighting, 3 hours of bs
average nfl game is less then 40 minutes of football, 2 hours and 20 minutes of bs
nfl is 99% american, ufc is maybe 62% american
>>78217409
Were you one of those faggots that got the calculator out to figure out mcgregor's actual paycheck?
I don't give a fuck about muh math, as long as Brendall sploob has cte I'm good
>>78217406
>getting a close decision is better than a finish.
The state of australian fans.
>>78217436
And that he does my man
>>78217444
>>getting a close decision is better than a finish.
Cody didn't get a finish, my guy.
>>78217168
>lard collide
Blubert Schubert is a great fighter
>>78217459
He may as well have after 3 knockdowns.
>>78217449
What does it feel like to get punched by Schaub?
>>78217528
Like how Pat Barry basically had a finish against Cheick Kongo?
remind me again why everyone hates rockhold or thinks he's a douche even when he's sitting next to the king of talking shit bisping
>>78217577
Cause he's a male model and it pisses the normal folk off
>>78217466
imagined this as powerman 5000 song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU
>>78217603
you THPS?
>>78217590
it's always the most successful that are the most envied
although his trash talk is a bit cringe
>>78217577
he is a douche
bisping's shit talking is fun
>>78217577
That post-fight press conference destroyed him
>>78217649
kek I'm going to watch that again now
>>78217637
>>78217649
he picked up bisping off the canvas and shook his hand when he won
when bisping won he said "don't forget where you are"
bisping is the douche my guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzAi96olxaE
Thoughts?
>>78217699
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>78217699
you got a point but i enjoy bisping's personality and rockhold has a stereotypical douche personality and is no fun to listen to. bisping in kino on FS1
>>78217720
nate won R5 and therefore the fight, but it's cool, this way we can have the trilogy
"The mind is the most important part of the brain" - Joe Rogan, for real
>>78217699
Rockhold was kind of a dick about shaking hands the second time around, they're not that different. But it's worse for him because the last thing people saw was him acting like a tool at that press conference.
>>78217780
As opposed to Bisping acting like a tool at every press conference...?
>>78217791
You couldn't sell water to a thirsty man in the desert
>>78217759
>>78217780
let's be fair everyone looks bad in hindsight when they lose. try watching a maymac press conferences now, how stupid does conor look... "his head is too small!"
>>78217799
Sorry lad, /heem/ bylaws mandate that all (You)s include a coherent comment. You're gonna have to try again
>>78217804
>tfw it was conors 0 that had to go
>>78217800
he calls anything "the best ever". these are all things he literally said:
watches an episode of game of thrones
>a game of thrones is the greatest show of all time
cain has an active fifth round
>this guy has arguably the best, if not the best cardio, in MMA history
jon jones beats DC
>jones is the pound for pound greatest fighter of all time
mighty manlet about to fight ray borg
>you're looking at the greatest pound for pound fighter in MMA history
changes his opinions every 5 minutes based on whatever he's last seen. must be his short attention span, ALPHABRAIN must not be working
>>78217844
He changes his opinion depending on if there's anyone to agree with him nearby
He's the definition of a cuck
>>78217901
Why is he ducking cm punk?
>>78217871
thats not true
he disagrees with people and calls them out all the time, especially people he respects and are close to him
>>78217901
le rogan legkicks xd
>>78217919
i don't think Joe would even be able to make middleweight. he weights 220. body like jeff monson
>>78217901
nice angles my guy
>>78217943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYJ49RmjzTI
>>78217935
if you got some nobody on his podcast and they mention religion or vegetarianism, he will go on a weed-fuelled tirade about jewish zombies and hunting
but when jon jones (famous) or jordan peterson (intelligent) say they're christians he won't challenge them
>>78217953
>lowest i've been in years, 190
exactly.
is this fair?
>>78217963
He wasn't cutting water.
>>78217953
>5'8
yeah fucking right
>>78217971
His contract was signed before the losses
There's a case for fighter pay but I don't think the way to go about it is shitting on other fighters
>>78217971
yes, old strikeforce deal man
besides eddie and stephans fights were fun. he's better then sanchez and gomi so at least we belongs more
gilbert/penn next please
>>78217901
He looks like one those chimps he loves so much
>>78217901
Would he do this to me if I insulted weed
>>78217245
Is this a mugshot? lel
>>78217577
Rockhold is the nice Chad that everyone loves to hate while Bisping is the funny guy that behaves like an asshole but gets away with it
>>78218041
no but I will
>>78216880
kek
>>78217971
Considering his fights are almost always spicy bangers he deserves that amount
>>78218200
has ever cleanly got on top of the cage and backflipped? his celebration is more of a nailbiter than the fight
anyway, after this guy beats alvarez he'll probably take the belt
>>78218219
Him vs Conor would be a fun fight, it'd just be a war
Conor's probably the more technical striker, but Gaethje could lure him in to a firefight and land big punches. Wrestling's not bad either but he wouldn't use it
>>78218257
desu would be about time someone made Conor pay for his wide stance and kicked the living daylight out of his legs.
>this a 10 on heem
>>78218287
Nope.
>>78215154
lmao "secret techniques" aka tossing cans
>>78214396
looks pregnant in that pic
>>78215039
>>78214986
lmao ridiculous posts my man
>>78215404
Shevchenko won
>>78218395
>Put a coaster down for Chrissake
>>78211634
>le stand still nigger
INTERIM BELT INTERIM BELT
>>78218422
It was really close and it didn't go her way. It happens. Main thing to take from this is that she's all but gone to 125, a fight with Joanna is a real possibility late next year
>>78215526
Gay for pay
>>78218453
Frustrating because if she hadn't fought like a Woodley she could have easily beaten Nunes.
And for sure my man 100%, that's also what I thought. I would like to see that happen.
>>78218522
Me too, she might as well go up since everyone else is so overmatched. Once she gets past Rousey's record for title defenses there's no reason it shouldn't happen
>>78218633
I started watching this fight because you posted this
Joanna does a much, much better job at tucking her jaw than Conor. She unironically has better fundamentals. It's pretty sick
<--------- Stockton tap
>>78215876
Artem
>>78218839
JJ is legit as fuck, it's a shame there aren't better fighters to throw at her
>>78215154
what a jerk hitting that guy when he was out
>>78218257
the style that nate and floyd both used to win over conor is natural for him, i reckon conor would get fucked up by gaethje
>RDA beats Tyron
>RDA vs Conor for the 170lbs belt
>RDA pulls out again
>>78218927
A FOOKIN BREWSD FOOH
>>78218927
>Nate fills in again and chokes conor.
>Conor demands a rematch and wins a split decision
>McGregor Diaz V in the works
>Diaz last 5 oppontets are all conor
>>78218942
>Still no title defenses in 2019
>>78218885
yeah if Valentina had taken a note out of Andrade's book as the shorter fighter maybe we'd have two cool champs right now
the way she dips in to throw haymakers is pretty cool
i hope you all understand conor will never fight again
>>78218942
>they bill conor v diaz V as the final fight
>ends in a draw
Bravo dana
>>78218955
Either way we were getting a Woodley tier female champ senpai, and that's never good viewing
Tell me about Blompton Squigg, is he a good fightlet?
http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/crime/orlando-karate-teacher-nude-pics-boy-class-article-1.2681186
>>78219152
well that's the future of MMA man. Just like that godawful retarded Kajan fight
fighting like a complete coward is just too op. whether it's being a counterstriker, blanket or scoring pitter patter points while running off
as people's boxing gets better it becomes more and more about waiting on the other guy and wearing down people's patience. which is pretty gay to be honest
Where is the free money?
why are we using this ghost thread
Btw who is your favorite wrestler mmafighter
>>78214577
>wmma fans
>>78217168
>the NFL isn't a sport fuckface
>>78214577
Why would you record something with your phone when you're at a UFC event? It's being broadcast in much higher quality.
>>78219385
The only free cheese is in the mousetrap.
https://mma-today.com/joanna-jedrzejczyk-vs-rose-namajunas-targeted-ufc-217-msg
Rose will win.
>>78219489
Its not gonna be msg, they already have posters with Bisking/gsp/tj/garbage hanging out
>>78219511
UFC confirmed it a few minutes ago my man
https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/907576874188115968
UFC 217 so far:
Bisping vs. GSP
Garbrandt vs. Dillashaw
Jedrzejczyk vs. Namajunas
Thompson vs. Masvidal
Hendricks vs. Borrachinha
If anyone wants me to put rainbows and sparkles around a picture of their favorite fighter let me know
>>78219541
Damn. That's a good card.
>>78214838
Shevchenko 2,3,4. And in the 5th Nunes did jack all after the take down.
>>78219541
>>78219597
I might actually pay for this.
>>78215114
source?
>>78219518
This is what I meant https://www.instagram.com/p/BY56QTsDIDC/?taken-by=arielhelwani, weird that they started promotion already without finalizing co-co-main
The TRUE Eastern European waifu is coming for you Youngdreychick
>>78211335
you stupid spic retard learn how to make a thread correctly. you are supposed to be on /asp/ or go into the filter but your mexican ass is too retarded to know the difference between a name and a subject
>>78219541
If they get Ngannou vs Reem on there's it will be amazing. Johny shouldn't be on the prelims anyway.
>>78219541
>Bisping vs. GSP
Bisping
>Garbrandt vs. Dillashaw
Cody
>Jedrzejczyk vs. Namajunas
Joanna
>Thompson vs. Masvidal
Wonderboy
>Hendricks vs. Borrachinha
Hendricks
What is your opinion on toilet guys
>>78219853
What's the point ? Is that some kind of scam ? I for one would never buy anything from a Woodley fan in a bathroom
Is Cody chinny? He has a history with concussion issues. I fear TJ's gonna catch him with some cheeky kick.
>>78217979
kek exactly, he's 5'6. 5'7 at best
>>78218257
>>78218905
>>78218276
I'm not even a gooberite but he would get fucking sparked by the gingernuts like Eddie did almost definitely
>>78219853
Always awkward when I go to fancy places and see them
>>78219853
>>78219897
>>78220105
NO ARMANI, NO PUNANI
>>78220106
SAGE NORTHCUTT VS CM PUNK
MAKE IT HAPPEN DANA
>>78220106
>Randy Brown
>Is brown
I see what he meant by this.
If you're not familiar with Randy Brown he's very capable of ending Mickey Galls undefeated record
Also I'm certain Galls 1st fight in the ufc was fixed to build hype for his fight with punk. Watch it and tell me its not, the man goes down of the 1st clean punch and then basically helps mickey gall tap him out
>Islam Makhachev vs Daniel Teymur
This seems like a bit of a mismatch? What's Teymurs ground game like?
>>78220187
His first fight was against a literal journalist, they basically wanted to find any 0-0 bum for him to beat to "prove he was ready" for CM Punk.
>>78219385
David Branch has a legit shot at winning this given the style matchup. The only place that I rate Luke as actually better than "The Executive" Branch is in kicking range.
The question is whether or not Luke's absurd athleticism will overcome the gap everywhere else.
>>78219511
Remember 205?
>>78219919
he sounds like he has bad CTE already, listen to the jre with him and faber
>>78220106
>black guy has a 18 pack
sheesh
>>78220106
>>78220187
its a to find a goof fight
>>78220313
yes
<-------Feydor "The last Impetator" Memelyanenko
looking for a documentary about how pride failed
>>78220428
>>78220528
>>78220428
If you're doing the stanky leg dance to this degree is it really that unreasonable for the ref to stop the fight?
>>78220555
Without needing the other guy to flatten you, I mean.
Who knew Rockhold was a horder?
>>78220106
loser is getting cut
when will bellator do this?
>>78220621
Never, Rampage's contract with Lellator is over. He's technically back in the UFC now.
>>78220651
will he fight again?
>>78220663
Depends on how good a living he can make from Twitch, I expect.
>>78220621
What's tiddies up to now
>>78220528
what fight is this?
>>78220750
Nico Musoke vs Bojan Velickovic
>>78220701
sparring sessions
>>78216646
funniest god damn thing on this board in a while
thank you ray borg.
also why did dj bring up the fact that he is an african-american when talking about cashing his check???
Glad to hear you're alive coral
>>78220860
Thank you, but that still isn't me.
>>78220860
Thank you. We got lucky in this spot. Naples got it a lot worse than Coral Springs. God bless everyone.
>>78220881
Stop
>>78220868
No problem. Do you like Bisping vs. GSP? Who you got?
>>78220889
I think the size difference will be too much, I see this fight going like Bisping vs Chael but eventually Bisping's cardio prevailing in the championship rounds. Bisping by decision, but a close one.
I feel like if Bisping beats GSP he'll get more credit that he deserves, it's basically like Jon Jones beating Silva
>>78220919
Any top 5 MW would merk GSP
>>78220919
true, but it'll be satisfying because a lot of faggots think that gsp is the favorite
How can we get this fight to happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F5qCKtFCMg
>>78220931
any of the top 15
gsp is a dinosaur
>>78220931
merk? what does that mean?
>>78220940
posting from a proxy is a rule violation
>>78220953
your face is a rule violation
>>78214401
i can't believe you took money from your neighbors who needed help cleaning up after a hurricane.
>>78220953
>merk? what does that mean?
banged out,heem sleepy,goonight Oirene, etc.
>>78220953
>doesn't know what merk means
are you 12?
>>78220973
It's a lot of work, not like we overcharged.
>>78220973
This
>>78220980
you spelled it wrong you idiot lol
>>78220988
i thought you were a better person than that. i'm actually sad you seemed liked one of the few good guys on here. only a scumbag would accept money in a situation like that. i realize you're a kid maybe you'll mature.
>>78221009
Go fk urself, bud
>>78221009
no i didn't you cock sucking faggot
>tfw betting the house on Bisping
Thank you for making him an underdog George!
>>78221015
I helped provide instant relief for a good price to people needing knocked down trees removed from their roofs and property. No houses in all of Coral Springs were destroyed and most didn't even lose power, this storm was overhyped.
>>78221038
Would you unironically bet the house on Bisping in a Rockhold rematch?
>>78221032
>>78221028
it's a shortform of mercenary you idiots lol
>>78221060
I did last time, though not the house.
>>78221077
Bud, I'm gonna give you 100 dollars to fuck off
>>78221086
ok ok he's all yours
>>78221086
Le steals lines from tv shows man
>>78221126
He's canadian, it all makes sense
>tfw you return to /heem/ only to see your shitty thread still reigns supreme
>>78221143
Post some of your Schaub pics Hermano
>>78221182
You got it, bro-migo.
post waifu
>>78221182
Do you like pictures of Schaub
is it shaab or sh-waab?
>>78221225
>gummy bears
no thx
>>78221224
Pinche Schaub, que no sea tan mamon
>>78221227
Blumpkin Skubbs is my favorite fighter
>>78221060
Ye Stoneclench is finished
>>78221236
spuh-egg
If Conor was more awkward with his angles he would have gotten it done my man
>>78221252
>ywn even be as handsome as a deformed pic of schaub
>>78221239
ok kid
>>78212045
was it rape?
Best champ
>>78221293
Now that's a natty goat
>>78214103
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/907609520196681728
>>I wish this fight was on 216 instead of 217 cause 216 needs one more big fight. Is DJ/Borg still possible for 216?
>That is the current plan.
Assuming that you trust the Nose.
>>78221227
Here is a more cleaned up version my man
And to think we were gonna have Bisping and Romero as coaches on TUF
>>78221313
Bro that is a beast my man for sure thanks a lot
>>78221336
>>78221336
>>78221350
>>78221369
What the fuck is wrong with you people
>>78221379
What do you mean """"you people"""
>>78221293
>>78221379
wow rude
>>78221369
>>78221379
we are big booper scoob fans guy
>>78221424
>Schaub as a Nazi isn't true
Explain THIS
In all seriousness, is Spoob a cuck?
>>78221443
such a whacky guy that blingo steve
>What I love about Conor is_____
>>78221457
https://www.instagram.com/p/BY06E20hR-L/?taken-by=joannazanella
This is unironically how his fiancee announced that Schaub asked her to be his GF's son's mother.
>>78221467
his ppv numbers
>>78221474
>brockmanwilliams
>Good lord i have got to get me some questionable Gucci Boots....
lmao
>>78221379
just report and ignore
>>78221497
How dare you, Mikhail
>>78221457
>>78221424
I stand by all that and wish you would listen to me.
>>78221508
what did she mean by this?
>>78221508
Why did she take her top off for a tiny tattoo?
>tfw haven't watched a single fight using my promo code BigGulp on fightpass yet
It's been over a week, I feel so wasteful even though it's free
>>78221562
It's a one-piece dress please stop asking.
>>78221566
photoshopped description
>>78221509
why did adan choose fergo for this meme
>>78221569
Where's the neck strap ? Certainly not around her neck I tell you hwat
>>78221587
>adan is a furry
>>78221225
>>78221566
That is one ugly ass baby, Jesus christ. NEVER RACE MIX.
>>78221614
It's not her baby.
>>78221566
>that baby
alright who kicked turby in the balls again?
>>78221634
Still an ugly ass baby. Nigger genes are disgusting.
>>78221634
>he has a folder full of pictures of another man's family
>he never fails to leap to the defense of that man online
>he has no other reason to come to this thread
Do you cosplay as Schaub in your basement?
>he has a folder full of pictures of another man's family
>he never fails to leap to the defense of that man online
>he has no other reason to come to this thread
Do you cosplay as Bisping in your basement?
>>78221664
There are no basements in Florida. However, what did you mean by this?
>>78221457
>>78221508
>>78221566
>>78221634
quick rundown pls. Is that her child? Is Schaub a cuck raising another man's child?
>>78221676
No, that's not her child, the description for the image was photoshopped. Tiger Schaub is her child, the son of Joanna and Brendan.
is this the end of /heem/
>thread wars
>wmma spamming
>schaubposting
>the end of succ
>fertitas selling their stock
>>78221682
ok, thanks. Then who's the nog?
>>78221694
One of Joanna's friends children.
>>78221698
one more question. Why are all the mma threads here called /heem/? I'm from another board, so just wondering.
>>78221694
Tiger's Biological Father
Schaub is just the legal guardian
>>78221692
succ posting was kino
>>78221711
It originated from a worldstar hiphop video where a guy gets KO'd and the creator of the video wrote "heem sleepy".
>>78221724
This is the spammer
>>78221724
hahahah kek, thanks for the explanations man
>>78221733
No.
>>78221724
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heem
>heem is named after a slang term for liquor
Did Conor really call RDA a spic?
I hope Olivi gets paid well to emcee these cringefests.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz5ma08BHZQ
Who do you guys think will win - Ferguson or Lee?
>>78221857
RDA says "speak".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzgdR-HR948
>>78221874
the fans!
When does it end with this guy?
>>78221946
true
>>78221952
he didn't make weight, probably won't get paid
>>78221952
The UFC ought to disband flyweight so that they all have to gain 10lb and move up to bantamweight. That would make things more interesting.
>>78221981
He's not going to get paid because his show money is relatively huge. Big earners don't get paid their show money if their opponent fucks up.
Rogan outside of the UFC is fucking weird
>>78221048
i thought you were better than that. you are trash for charging money to pick up neighbor's stuff.
>>78221401
who is she?
>>78221048
>instant relief
How much per blow job?
>>78220106
Brown wins this easy
>>78222134
I bet you also thought Sage wins easy
>>78222134
lol
>>78222142
Nope I actually bet on Mickey. Spent days convincing an Aussie to do the same.
>joanna getting more big ppv dollars
mighty meme on absolute suicide watch
>>78220595
Why would Mickey get cut after 1 loss?
I thought champs who didn't want to defend was a WWE thing, but turns out its also a UFC thing
>>78222201
Coreect, it's sad to see what UFC has become with Conor
Schaub
>>78222201
>>78222213
Why are you mandrama losers even here? Stay in your containment board
>overstack one card with 3 title fights and bunch of other high profile fights
>wonder why the rest of the year PPVs where one guy has the whole card on his back fail to draw
>>78222229
Bisping is as mandrama as it gets, sperg less please
>>78222229
People are allowed to like more than one thing.
>>78222174
>third billing wmma title fight
big ppv money for sure LMAO
>>78211556
We have an unused thread so don't make a new one
>>78222240
Im guessing you'd know best since you watch mandrama you obese loser. Go spam scat you fat pathetic loser
>>78222262
>being this upset about what other people do
>>78222248
She was at 205 too, as well as the Ronda card. I'm positive she's made close to over a million dollars since she became champ
>>78222262
I have watched mandrama when I was a kid, what's your point?
>>78222248
she's piggybacking off gsp bisping just like he did with conor and ronda.
>>78222288
So when was "a kid"? Yesterday? Get lost fat sperg
>>78222290
And she's not getting much again. Do you think every title fighter gets equal points?
>>78222238
another big issue is the ufc's unwillingness to put title fights or even really high level matchups on free cards. i mean just last year the lightweight championship between eddie and RDA was on a fight night card. can you even imagine them putting the lightweight belt, or any belt match, on a FN or Fox card today? no way. so what we end up with is stacked PPVs every few months and trash tier meme cards in between instead of a steady flow of decent events.
>>78222295
Imagine being so assblasted because someone points out mandrama flaws with the UFC
>>78222310
For combat sports she's doing better than anyone not named Ronda.
>>78222323
Flyweight
>>78222310
she's getting more than she would fighting on fightpass faggot
>>78222302
This thread fucking sucks, why didn't someone just make new one
>>78222361
dude, the thread you're in now fucking sucks, but that's the world we live in.
Thanks everyone, it's been a pleasure!
>>78220106
I bet they are having a hard time getting Mickey fights.