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Hammel vs Lopez.
First pitch 7:15PM CST
Yolmeme special
please be good lopey
yolmemes already continuing
Triplecada!
YOYOYOOOO
>royals shitting the bed already
lel
memes galore
everyone getting triples lately
>Sox and Phillies are first and second in MLB in triples
how the fuck
Uh oh
>>78210611
I thought it was just shitty giants pitching, its like facing ourselves. which hopefully won't be the case today, at least until the BP comes in
>>78210618
what, how the fuck is it not the rockies, it's always the rockies with that ballpark. the other AL west teams are always up there too, lots of triples ballparks out there
Not in love with this current happening
Josavior with rbi 91
>>78210649
NL west
>>78210649
The Rockies have 30, we have 35.
nickyds back. lets see if he can continue that on base streak
oof not there
Based Lorenzo
close avi
Heck of an AB
>making abroo run this much
This fugging guy I swear
holy he'll what am AB narv
Dingerson pls
Get this ace some run support
>>78210898
He's been beyond terrible since he got back
Good evening bros, I see wer're already down by 2 runs. Feels bad man.
well at least it wasn't a K
>>78210931
>already down by 2
Are your fat rolls blocking the screen?
>>78210962
this nerd doesn't get it
>>>>>78199107
>>78210931
Get a load of this guy
>>78210998
No I get it
>actually wanting the team to lose
Why don't you go polish your guns and masturbate to a bucket of fried chicken you fat lard
>>78210931
I get the joke but would rather see Reylo do well than throw the game away
based melkman
please don't hurt us too much
HURT EM MELKY
Dang ol
Dang man
>>78211089
>>78211076
i forgot which pitcher did melky crush the gamewinning bomb in like the 7th or 8th against in that series at the rate? pretty sure it was one of our many shitty bp guys but cant remember who
yeesh timmay
>>78211154
Wew that's deep trivia, I remember that happening but no idea which of your guys gave it up
Was it le glasses lad
Yolmeme is on fire
Stop this
Hitcada
the YOmemes!
>memes to hittcada combo
I like this.
>>78211243
I wish you were on fire
>>78211204
found it, worse than that, it was Bummer, go figure
The memes are falling into place boys
Only a matter of time until not shit
>>78211024
>thinking I don't clean my firearms and reload any shell casings I can salvage within 24 hours of a range session...pls
>>78211277
yolmeme would do well as a bench/super utility guy in the future to come
cancel postgame show
Yolmer mpre like YolMEME am i right fellas
>>78211336
still chuckleworthy
Based Moss
oh boy here we go
Reylo pls
phew
avihits
Ree
This pud had the audacity to put "hammer"on the bacl of his player's weekend jersey
>dunnvidson
See if I call him names he gets strikeouts
Strike 4
Atta boy Hammer
dang timmay
almost 123 but still good
BLACKED. Race mixed is the future.
holy shit Engel "hit"
Man of Steal!
>engel steal
wew
please don't bunt moncy
Hit the road Yoan
according to game day that was ball 4
fuck
>clearly a walk
>k
fuck off ump
>thats a strikeout
hurr
NickyD pls
>>78212151
Strike 1 was also ball 1.
Got em right where we want em
Steak walk! and his onbase continues
>>78212182
straight BS
definitely not holding this against Yoyo
Throw home dummy
hahaha wut
yolmeme been on 3 times and scored 3 times
Is Chicago doing a support the troops broadcast? Ours haven't had any lady soldier tsundere femdom keymistresses yet
these fucking umps
oh shit 10 hits already again, the offense keeps firing
>>78212265
well there's his problem
>stepping on first and firing to first
They jad on a ham of a colonel, god bless him but he can't give me aggressive femdom HJs
lets go relyo, dont get messy with a big lead
>>78212347
That guy can do it all
Pretty quick revuild
>swinging at ball 4
absolutely god awful ab there
>best farm in baseball
maybe like two weeks ago
so KC bros
where is the best "area" to drink? For me I know no bar is going to top KC's Flying Saucer. I've been to a couple other Flying Saucers but KC's just has something special I can't quite put my finger on.
>Power and Light
>Westport Area
>Plaza Area
welp
Based Moss
RIP Reylo
>>78212662
P&L is a lil inorganic for me, it's got a dress code that a man of your racial tolerances would enjoy though
Westport good drinkin, gets a lil shooty sometimes thoygh
Plaza expensive and classy
Thank's for enjoying and visiting our fine city
oh fuck Reylo pls
no lead is safe
AL player of the week Eric Hosmer can do it
>>78212756
>PL
How strictly do they enforce the dress code? It must be based on the whole "look" of your group, aka if you look like gang members that are going to scare away paying white customers they reserve the right to turn you away. I heard something about no sports jerseys or something, but I remember I wore my Sox jersey to both Flying Saucer and Gordon Biersch no problem back in 2015 because we went there right after a night game on the weekend. Normally I'm a collared shirt/nice jeans normie though.
>West
Def got that blue collar or hipster feel to it, but yeah, there are some bars with great beer specials there. I wouldn't eat any food from there though.
>Plaza
I liked Tom Fooleries, and that Irish themed bar. The KC Diebol's Sportsman's Gallery is my favorite cigar shoppe in the world. And my buddies and I always have a Fogo de Chao night when we're in KC.
phew at least it didnt get worse
>>78212756
I've been to the World War I museum, and the Nelson-Atkins Art Museum at least 6 times now, and they're always a neat experiences. KC is awesome. I don't even need to mention how good your city's restaurants are, world class bbq of course.
one of my best friends all the way back to middle school works for Cerner so I visit him every 1-2 years.
hitcada all over the place tonight
ANOTHER triple holy fuck
>>78212941
Last I had heard they were banning any and all "streetwear", workboots and stuff and The Community was raising a fuss, that was a while back though. I live in the nice burbs in KS and if i want downtown drinking I much prefer Westport, personslly.
You've been to more joints by the Plaza than I have, I'm a 6'6" musclefat pervert and don't feel comfortable around the straights and squares
Your dudes look good but let me tell you
Ryan Buchter is really shitty
based abroo, another triple what a madman
ANOTHER JOTRIPLE
>moncada stops at second, waits, then runs and scores anyway
KC checking out
Atta boy moose
wew
everytime he hits he runs like hes imagining the hurricane is behind hi.
That My Moose
does moose hate mondays or something? That's #2 tonight.
>>78213126
my guess is "streetwear" as to pretty much just refers to "thug-nigga" looking black people. because a lot of those P and L bars are definitely sports oriented so I can't imagine them telling people wearing chiefs/royals gear to gtfo.
i have no idea what you mean by: musclefat pervert, straights, and squares though
>>78213207
He's been pretty hurt and had some spotty defense but it seems to be getting worse
Let's go Maurer
RUNS FOR THE RUNS GOD
got all the runs back
wow
>>78213265
I work out a lot but I'm fat too
You've never heard someone get called a square before? It means normie
Got em right where we want em
Atta boy Lorenzo
>>78213325
so you're a bear? bear mode is the best mode, what's wrong with that?
haha, yeah, when i was watching fast times at ridgemont high or dazed and confused
>>78213394
What a square
Engel in the outfield (bleachers)
Well gosh dang.
>that fan
kek
dad embarrassing himself in front of junior
sorry dude
RUNS FOR THE FUCKING RUNS GOD
BY FUCKING ENGEL OF ALL PEOPLE
ENGEL
MEIN GOTT
Your mascot doesn't wear pants though so who's really winning this game
Boy Moose really limping into that HR record
and a quick 1-2-3 for Reylo and hes got the QS
>1 strike out
He's really having a hard time figuring out how to strike out major leaguers.
Are they giving up or is this their secret strategy? (not that you need one against our BP)
Just a dong away from the cycle again
>>78213825
What a madman
Absolutely
>>78213825
>>78213849
Can't wait to see what October Abreu looks like in a couple years
>>78213764
It's not the all-in giveup team, these are still decent players, when you see Soler out of the dugout it's over and done
>>78213849
Next year is going to be amazing. Also recommend any movies? I just finished ride along 2 and Central intelligence
>>78213953
havent watched new movies in a while
did see that new Spider-Man though, wasn't too bad
Interested in the new Kingsman
lopey still out there
hope its not a mistake
>>78213990
Same here. When transformers came out I went to go see it high
Mantis we need your magic
>>78214041
mistake indeed
lets see who'll be the unfortunate soul who'll ruin his QS
gj infante
>>78213935
Well that's that
Need one person to get on base for Abreu to have a shot at the cycle.
Let's go
Roy als
holy shit that was a quick inning
Butera has a hell of an eye, he hit like .300 last year as a backup catcher
Do it Drew
Well shit do it Abreu, why not, gonna lose anyway
alright infante
someone get on for abroo
need at least one on base for an abroo chance
What's the point. Neither will beat the Indians.
Thank god the Sox are winning. I couldn't stand that MNF broadcast
There we go
oh boy, abroo is getting the AB.
BASED ENGEL
Now we wait...
no double plays please
>>78214590
As long as no double plays
Come on double play
yoyo pls just K
Let's go
Double play
PHEW, based royals defense
bustcada you fucking faggot you almost blew it
Aw
Well let's see it Jose
HES MADE IT
ABROO PLS
thank you based spaghetti
Seeing a lot of pitches here
Strike this bum out
>walk
FUCK OFF ROYOS
>walks him
pussy
>WALK
WAT
oh well he had the chance on the first pitch hanging curveball
welp still based Josavior
>>78214739
Cahill is just shitty, he gave him a fair chance
>walk
Lol, fuck this fat goober-looking pitcher
>>78214762
>>78214758
wait actually...
They traded for this guy and shitty Buchter from earlier to help them contend
Hasn't worked out
>>78214784
>implying 3 isn't perfectly tomahawkable
>al ill be quirky is on our team
still jarring
Nicky D has had a rough performance since he got back, but it's paired with a .091 BABIP so not sure if it's just bad luck.
Get em tomorrow
>alburquerque
>>78214853
despite rough performance he's still on base and making runs happen
also running down liners like no ones business out there and dont forget he even robbed a homer from lindor(?)
ill definitely take that
see you guys tomorrow
Yay ovah
WINNAH
gg Royals
>covey tomorrow
enjoy your win unless abroo keeps madmanning
Early game tomorrow.