/heem/ - MW NATTY GOAT edition

Bisping is worst champion

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Where's the news Luke?

Bisping's podcast is live on Youtube atm
Or was, maybe it's finished idk

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>>78207460
good thread

>>78207530
Bisping's podcast sucks, Chael's is best

>>78207447
BASED LUKE POSTER

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>rent free

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H8rs have explaining to do

>>78207536
Rockhold is so good it almost makes me mad.

>>78207548
You can make the next thread, dork

>>78207562
I'll see if I'm not occupied with something.

>>78207548
calm yourself nerd

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Michael Dukakis

>>78207553
That's not OP Mr. Detective, that's me noticing that news is being advertised with no news
>>78207574
Believe you me, nothing else is going on in you're life

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Looking at this image just confirms how much of a cuckold Michael Bisping is. Just think about it, his little steroid head forced in between Luke's arm while in full mount position. Luke's sweaty thighs, chest and pelvis resting on Bispee's abs. Luke doesn't even give him the courtesy of looking him in the eye or using both arms to submit him he just shoves his juicehead in between there and starts yanking backwards with minimal effort with one arm as if he was doing a yoga plank.

Those 3-5 seconds he was in there must have been surreal. It probably reminded him of all the homosexual encounters he used to have back in ol' manchester, with all the frat "buddehs" About the real reason he got into MMA in the first place, to have good looking sweaty men like Luke make him submissive. This must have been how Conner felt like when Nate had his arms wrapped tightly around his throat, or when Koscheck was foaming at the mouth from getting the roids choked out of him.

As the back of his head is slowly lifted off the canvas, at that moment Peespee realized that he was Luke's personal jester and his undisputed manservant for life, that he would have to present his wife and daughter to Luke as a peace offering and gesture of his submission. That from then on he would only need to fight retired old men in their 40s to avoid this from happening again.

Forever subbed.
Forever cucked.

Forever Michael "The Cuckold" Bisping

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>>78207600

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>the 210 guy won
Nice

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

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>>78207614
And he fights at LHW. He could be a beast at 185

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>>78207614
we all remember

>>78207614
Anthony "40 Pounds" Hamilton

He goofed like 75% of the picks

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>he's going all out

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>>78207614
Weight doesn't win fights

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>>78207638
what you talking about buddeh?

>78207638
its okay buddeh you can get the next thread!

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>>78207636
>>78207637
51/64

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David Branch

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>>78207614
why would this dumbass fight at heavyweight when he could easily lose the fat?

>>78207704
It was short notice

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>>78207614

>>78207614
>6'5
>76' reach

>>78207704
Check your privilege, thinlet.

>>78207704
It was for one fight, he came in short notice and got a slick heem

>>78207708
silva fought DC at short notice but at least he weighed close to 205, so while unfair he still had a chance. this nigga is literally 5 pounds over the lhw limit and is fighting a heavy hw.

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>>78207675
That's gotta be a record

>>78207740
>Weighed close to 205
He weight 195, that's not close

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*gets heemed by branch*

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POST ODDS ON LUKE
>unibet

>>78207740
He was called in and asked if he could fill in and he said he was 226, but then weighed in at 210.

He won, so it's not like it matters.

Kevin Lee +180
Tony Ferguson -260

Tony should be -350

>>78207788
if Lee wins i'm done with this semen slurping sport

I unironically think Branch has better boxing and Jiu Jitsu than Luke

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>>78207752
you'd be surprised. Ben Nguyen goofed all but 10 on the second fight

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>>78207760

Branch will retire Cockhold screencap this

>>78207816
Few understand this. Even fewer h8rs do

just confirmed that anon who committed suicide the other day is dead. talked to him on skype a few times, told me he was serious. i called his phone the day after someone from his family answered.

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>>78207752
Bandenay was a good one too

Where did Holloway actually say "let's do the damn thing"?

>>78207830
What's your point? That's still not even close. In boxing that's a complete different weight class.

>>78207752
CARD! CARD!

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>>78207816
>>78207835
>>78207837
Will be my honorary boy if he manages to do that

>>78207866
He says it all the time

>>78207838
rip

>>78207867
this isn't boxing, goof

199 is close to LHW, the limit for championship fights is 205. What's your point?

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Will he shock the world?

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>>78207838
I told that Bong to get ahold of the staffing agency, feel bad for the guy.

>>78207889
The minimum limit for HW fighters is 206lbs. What's your point about Fortuna?

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we need more cross over action

>>78207906
posted the pic and you said what was your point

point being he didn't fight DC at 195lbs like you claimed

fucking hilarious how no one wants to know about McGregor anymore.
Dominates all /heem/ threads for 2 years.
Badly shits the bed against Mayweather.

/heem/: "McWho?"

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Someone help me out here

>>78207917
When McGregor gets that left arm flowing through the water, none can truly match his speed and precision when he swims

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>>78207930
For sure he's gonna outawkward phelps with his swimming motions my guy

>>78207922
>3lbs off
My bad, but the point still stands. Silva was further away from LHW limit than Fortuna was. It wasn't "close to 205" like you claimed.

>>78207838
What did his family ask of you and what was said?

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>>78207927
Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

>>78207906
not that guy but DC weighed about 230 in that fight

>>78207950
it's closer than any other weight division is it not?

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ourguy is back

>>78207825
Seems like there's always one that tanks over half the picks on every card

>>78207838
huh? post caps or some shit I'm a dirty casual

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>>78207917
>we need more cross over action

Goobs' is largely seen as a loser, a kind of a joke, by the general public, now.
No one in MMA is going to get a chance to do anything outside MMA, thanks to how terrible he was. It was MMA's time to shine and it went south, fast.

Luke will still be able to model, that's as close as we'll come to crossing over into anything, tho.

>>78207891
Shock refers to something unexpected happening. Everyone knows he is going to heem Rockhold into obvious

>Branch is 21-3-0
>Luke is 15-3-0

>Branch has been KO'ed, Decisioned, and submitted, once each
>Luke has been KO'ed 3 times.

>Branch has the reach advantage
>Luke doesn't

I could go on

>>78207985
If branch heems Rockhold I fear for what he may do to Yoel

>>78207972
Mickey Gall is back?

>>78207985
For sure that split decision against Jotko was impressive my guy

>>78207979
Some bong claimed he had brain damage from his drug dealing days when he got repeatedly knocked out. His condition got worse and he heem'd himself.

>>78208003
Branch doesn't really have KO power, but a chinlet like Luke might actually get heemed

>turby not sperging out when it's not his thread

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>>78207980
You h8rs at /box/ are forcing this fake news too hard

>>78207985
I don't see many giving Branch a chance.

>>78207957
naw bro, I'm mad because we had the spotlight on us and Conor didn't even bother to learn how to box because he was so hyped up on himself and that stupid self-help book he loves so much. Believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything. Well, I guess Mayweather believed in himself, AND he actually knew how to box. Conor did even have a boxing trainer, ffs.
He looked like a chump and made our sport look like a joke. I don't like that, don't know how you can. Maybe you're a casual, idk,but I've been training since I was 8. I make a point not to mention it anymore because people react completely different since that fight - I'd get more respect if I told them I'm a racewalker.

>>78208018
Jotko is a POWERFUL counterstriker. Our boy had to be conservative against him

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>>78208037
You're not fooling anyone, h8r.

>>78208045
Branch's striking sucks. He only won that fight cause of takedowns against a rookie, he was otherwise getting lit up on the feet.

>>78207927
>People talk about fighter when he's fighting
>People don't talk about fighter when he's not fighting

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. Also if you've not seen Conor posts you've literally not been in /heem/ kek

Ignore >>78208037. He is a faggot who takes away everything from any fighter who loses

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>>78208037
This.

Embarrassed the sport losing to an old man like that.

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Favorite MW champ?

Fighters who lost it on their first defense don't count.

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>>78207530
>>78207539
*blocks your path*

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>>78208069
>>78208037
Can you name anyone who could have fought Mayweather at 154 and not looked bad?

>>78208031
funny you mention /box/
I used to think boxing was lame and old-fashioned, I had to sit through all sorts of fucking boring fights when I was a kid. heavyweights leaning on each other for what seemed like hours.
get into mma, love it.
mma finally gets past the shits like John McCain and gets popular: happy.
McGregor is going to fight Mayweather and ut us in the spotlight...he's fucking awful and literally gets his ass handed to him by a wife-beating deviant who LITERALLY weighed 126lbs when he fought in the Olympics.

Now everyone sort of chuckles at MMA. In the minds of most people it's got less credibility than arena football. At least some people went from arena football to the NFL.

fucking right I'm pissed, but I'm not from /box/, though since the fight I have been checking their threads out tBh.

>>78208092
Probably Silva, then Bisping/Weidman

>>78207839
Yeah that was great.

>>78207830
dc wasn't 205 in the cage you total retard

>>78208103
Masvidal
Nate
Cody

Better boxers than McPoopy

>>78208060
His boxing is good and its what won him the last round. Jotko did very little most of the fight.

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>>78208124
For sure Nate is a better boxer

>>78208103
McGregor didn't even have a boxing trainer. At least GSP would have taken it seriously and tried his best to represent the sport.
Mayweather is a douche but a great boxer, yes, but in addition to that McGregor was awful and didn't even seem to know the basic rules, sometimes.
If you weren't embarrassed that night, good for you. I wish I wasn't.

>>78207752
Butterfingers

>>78208124
>>78208103
What the fuck does it matter, really? It was a freakshow and we all know that Floyd is gonna beat whoever they put infront of him.

>>78208127
His boxing sucks and he was getting lit up and decided it was best if he wrestled. Jotko got exposed as having bad wrestling, Luke's wrestling is amazing.

>>78208123
I never said he was you absolute goof

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>>78208134
For sure.
>>78208142
Yes but those people wouldn't have gassed out after 9 minutes and at least put out a respectable performance.

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What is the best fight of all time and why is it Robbie vs Rory 2?

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Breaking NEWS: Anthony Joshua on Stipe fight

https://streamable.com/b2il2
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>>78208166
Swanson vs. Choi

>>78208170
I feel bad for Stipe

He is such a good fighter but he won't ever be recognized because he has the personality of cardboard

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>>78208104
Im not biting anymore

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>>78208166
best banger: robbie versus rory
best chess match: sakuraba versus newton

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based Bisking

>>78208196
Robbie vs Rory was sort of a chess match aswell, just a bout of technical chaos.

>>78208149
Name one point where he was getting lit up.

>exposed as having bad wrestling
He had some of the best takedown defense in the division heading into that fight

>Rockholds wrestling is amazing
Lol even if that were true what difference does it make?

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>>78207838
It's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee.
I have spoken here about my thoughts of suicide before, but I don't think I had ever spoke with this Anon about it, though I think I may have seen some of this posts.
It's a sobering thought that as bad as I have felt, people who have taken that final step have felt even worse to the point that they couldn't go on.

RIP
4chan, one board or another, has provided me with comfort over the past 5 years whilst I've felt at my lowest. I hope we gave him some comfort as well.

>>78207917
OI AM SWIMMIN

>>78208209
When the fight was on the feet lol did you even watch the fight?
>He had some of the best takedown defense in the division heading into that fight
Cause he was fighting cans who wanted to strike
>what difference does it make?
It means Branch will get outclassed if he tries to wrestle

>>78208185
this isn't /pol/ you fucking tool.
I'm not posting to bait anyone, I'm posting because this is where we talk fighting -- except you and your little buddies keep shitting up the place with your coral springs/I made the thread first/spammer bullshit.
Why don't you go watch Forrest-Bonnar and hone your mad skillz?

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>>78207838
life sucks and then you die

THE END

>>78208204
respect, if Bisbong actually wrote that

>>78208253
it's real buddeh

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>>78207838

>>78208236
>when the fight was on the feet
Not an argument

>did you even watch the fight
Yes. Branch outboxed him for most of it. Jotko really only did something towards the very end

>cause he was fighting cans who wanted to strike
You're just making this up as you go along. You didn't watch the fight and you don't know much about Branch or Jotko

>outclassed if he tries to wrestle
In what way?

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Thoughts on the poster?

>>78208204
Natty GOAT strikes again

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>>78208237
Try harder bro, SB

>>78208253
>>78208264
It wasn't him. It says Bipsing in his name

>>78208166
The real reason filthy 189ers are a thing

>>78208277
Tiger looks all grown up

>>78208273
>not an argument
How is saying someone was getting beaten up while the fight was standing not an argument?

>You didn't watch the fight and you don't know much about Branch or Jotko
I watched the fight and he barely won against a Polish kid with bad TDD. Luke has better TDD and better wrestling, also better kicks. Post your slip if you're so confident.

>>78208216
Same here man, if it wasn't for this board I don't know what I'd do. I tried using other websites but it's just not the same. Usernames, upvotes, karma, moderators, bans... all that shit makes it impossible to talk like you can here.

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>>78207928
I gotchu

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What did they mean by this?

>>78208292
Because you're just saying he did. I asked when. You're just speaking in factually incorrect generalities

>I watched the fight
Maybe 6 months ago

>bad takedown D
Objectively incorrect again.

>Luke has better TDD
So? Id be surprised if either fighter really plans on making this a grappling match for long

>post your slip if youre so confident

Confident of what? Where's your slip? Im just pointing out your obvious misunderstanding of a fight you probably weren't even paying full attention to

>>78208324
Dumb phoneposter

>>78208328
hey no need to be mean to eachother!

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505165663124.webm

*flexes on you*

nothing personnel kid

>>78208326
I watched the fight and Branch barely won, and the reason he barely won is cause he landed some takedowns which he did nothing with. His striking isn't anything special, idek what he did to get this fight, but he's gonna get subbed by round 2 or 3.

>>78208336
Is Conor telling him thats Eddie's flag?

>>78208346
No, he's asking him where his flag is

>>78208336
>Fuck that fag

What was Eddie's problem?

>>78208277
Pretty good.

>>78208342
You may have watched the fight but you clearly have a biased perspective and limited understanding of what happened. Probably because you weren't even realy watching it

>takedowns he did nothing with
He did a brunt of the damage in the first round from either fighter with it. Most of the third round was standing where apparently he was getting lit up

>idek how he got this fight
Because he's a two weight champ and considered one of the top middleweights in the world outside the UFC

Its obvious you clearly don't know what you're talking about

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RIP
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78086727/#q78088139

New season of THE REEM when?

>>78208426
The world is a better place

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>>78208374
He looked slow and stiff in his return to the UFC, labored in the way he got his takedowns, using a lot of energy. Got outstruck for long stretches and relied on cage wrestling to win the contest by points.

That may work in the bush leagues but not when facing elite competition. My bet is Luke Rockhold by submission in either round 2 or 3. There's 100% chance this fight doesn't make it into championship rounds. 100% chance.

>>78207838
this guy?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78086727/#78088139

>>78208462
You're free to reference any time in the fight this happened lol

Mike perris is fina lose boii

>>78208471
You can listen to the boy yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc9lxaUgXNI

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just confirmed that anon who committed suicide the other day was the spammer and is still alive. talked to him on skype a few times, told me he has autism. i called his phone the day after and his helper answered., confirming he was okay.

>>78208426
where is the note though

imagine if your family found a suice note with schaub memes

what a ridiculous way out

>>78208426
Poor PettisFan

>>78208534
He says he couldve done better. I didn't say otherwise. This still has nothing to do with what you said, whatsoever

>>78208584
He looked slow and stiff which he corroborates in the video. Anyway I'm going to go watch more of his fights to see what his better performances look like but that doesn't negate the fact he's losing saturday.

>>78207773
If he gets heemed hes going back of the line of MW Division and thats the end our boy.

If he loses to the #9 Guy its ogre.

>>78208550
Thanks for clearing it up for us Based Bisping Poster

>>78208550
Why are Australians really weird?

>captcha is dyke road
kek?

What happened to our guy Big Country?

>>78208170
BTFO

Does Yeol stand a chance against Rockhold?

>>78207773
>>78208598
If he loses he'll probably get Weidman next
If he wins he'll probably get Yoel

>>78208628
Bellator

>>78208628
Bellator

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>>78208643
>both of Bisping's bitches going at it

>>78207447
Rockhold Never was an extremely talented striker. What he does have is Amazing Jiu Jitsu and physical strength and great Kicks.

His punching Combos were always lackluster. But maybe working with Henri Hoft fixed that.

I hope. Because the easy way to beat him is what Bisping did in the second fight. Bisping just kept running at him with a left hook until it landed.

Fuck Bisping tried that exact shit during the first fight but couldnt land it and got dealt with.

>>78208640

he will end Cuckhold's career

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>whadd'ya mean I have to fight Yoel

>>78208664
He got eye poked buddeh, can't land Left Hook when you can't see

>>78208643
>If he wins he'll probably get Yoel

Rockhold Beats Romero 100 out of 100 times.

Rockhold Beats Weidman 50 out of 100 times.

If Weidman does his classic fighting style a return to basics which is Elevation Changes and Striking in the pocket Rockhold probably gets KOed.

>>78208640
>UD'd by a welterweight
The meme was fun while it lasted, but I think we can all agree it's time to move on

>>78208702
That welterweight would heem Bisping, what's your point?

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>>78208693
>honestly thinking yoel isn't able to heem luke cuckold
He literally got knocked out by bisping bud

>>78208664
Everyone knows Luke beats PissPee 9 times out of 10.

>>78208702
>40 years old
>Able to have a close competitive fight against a 26 year old mixed-race stallion

See you shon boi!

>>78208682
If I was Rockhold I would beg the UFC for a 5 round Fight with Yoel.

Romero got outboxed by an Aussie. Ive seen Robert Sparring Viedos. Very Basic. And Whittaker doesnt have great offensive Jiu Jitsu.

Rockhold literally went toe to toe with a prime Jacare and won every exchange. striking, grappling, wrestling ect. Rockhold can snuff the life out Romero the way he did to Weidman and Machida.

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>heems ngannou
>heems stipe and makes him tap again
>happily retires after a couple title defences
Reem bless lads

>>78208596
No he doesn't. You're making shit up. Again

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>>78208718
Which is why he also got KO'ed by Bisping in sparring too

So why was Rogan calling Latifi, Latifay?
DC and Anik stuck with Latifi, Rogan was a laugh

>>78208693
Lol rockhold is a sloppy shit with no chin

>>78208712
My grandma would heem Bisping, what's your point?

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>>78208728
>yoel got outboxed by an aussie
So did jacare, and bisping will get outboxed soon too
Rockhold loses to whittaker 100/100 times as well

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>>78208754
For sure TJ KO'd Loma in sparring my guy, I was there.

>>78208728
Please stop my stomach is hurting from laughter. Its amazing how many idiots on heem slobber over Cuckhold as if he's a MW Wonderboy with jiu jitsu

>>78208728
Romero and Jacare are old and degrading over time, with that said Whittaker will remain champ for very long time if he beats Luke later on. As far as Romero against Luke who knows maybe Yoel has better luck taking him down over Whittaker, maybe he lands a nice knee

Look man, you seem like a nice kid, I don't want you to be embarrassed, but you're wrong.

Say I have 30 pounds, and I want to gamble that 30 pounds. I can split it 3 times, and bet it 3 times. For example 10 on Mark, 10 on Tony and 10 on Tyron

This means the total stakeis 30 pounds, and the most I can make is 67 pounds.


Now say I bet the full 30 pounds on Tyron, the total stake is still 30 pounds, but, the most I can make is 63 pounds.

*pulls your ear closer*
So.. MATHEMATICALY YOU'RE WRONG FUCKFACE

I'm just joking my man, we're friends, but I don't think you even bothered reading what I said about it making fights more exciting, I just think you're bad at this, and you shouldn't try to give advice again.

*looks at cuckoo clock*
What was that? A bing or a bong?
*Stands up and faces north while singing Oasis-Wonderwall, as is tradition in Britain*

>>78208735

Reem/Ngannou is going to be so fun to watch.

He's a way better fighter than Ngannou and lightyears ahead in terms of striking but there's always that chance that he can get sparked by a glancing blow on the chin and go out like a light.

I hope he at least somewhat respects Francis's striking and doesn't try that low hands approach that he did with Werdum.

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I heard that Kailin Curran dropped Bisping during sparring

ngannou x rose

>>78208784
>He's a way better fighter than Ngannou and lightyears ahead in terms of striking
Lmao we both know this doesn't matter at all, especially at this current stage of his career.

>>78208774
>MW Wonderboy with jiu jitsu

He did land a spinning 360 round house kick to the body to Jacare back in the day.

He has the Hand techinque of an armless guy. But he has Wonderboy like kicks.

Hes butchered people with kicks. Costa FiliWho prime example.

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Is Luke a chinlet?

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>>78208784
I only really see it going 2 ways, either reem gets shadow realmed or he capitalises on a mistake ngannou makes and heems him, I can't see it going the distance

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>>78208728
>Rockhold literally went toe to toe with a prime Jacare and won every exchange

>>78208808
Nah bisping just learned how to sit down on his punches like 4 years ago

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Is Bisping a chinlet?

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>>78208825
>dat roided as fuck 'gator
Spooky

>>78208849
Jacare is natty

>>78208843
>Fight a guy whose only good strike is his right hand
>Circle into it the entire fight
What did Bisping mean by this?

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>>78208843
>takes two flush H bombs and still wins
>people still think he's a chinlet
Revved up h8rs

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The real main event

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*gets up after taking 2 h bombs*

>>78208825
The thing that really surprised me in that fight was Luke being able to hang on the ground with jacare

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>>78208843
I think so yes

>>78208838
what's that?

>>78208874
>>78208863
>Gets beaten to shit by an aarp member
>Need hometown judges to secure a win against said aarp member

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>I-If
>N-Next time
>C-Could have

>5 round war with Thales Leties

>>78208880
vitor threw that kick in slow motion and down goes the bong like a sack of potatoes

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Alright heem, who is best short notice fighter in mma history? Pride era and up. I got Anderson Silva.

>>78208907
Cowboy Cerrone

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>>78208907

>>78208907

are you baiting the Bisping poster

>>78208883
Most of bispings tko wins were from volume striking he has only really been consistently getting power in his punches in the last few years. He has always been light on his feet so he wouldn't get taken down easily but before he would be too light so he couldn't really plant and throw

>>78208658

Wow I left the house 3 hours ago to go run errands and you're still here?

>>78208934
>so he wouldn't get taken down easily
Yet he still got mauled by Tim Kennedy and Chael

>>78208914
best part is luke could have recovered and likely coasted to victory if he didnt try to get up right away

>>78208877
His Jiu-Jitsu is his best asset. Supposedly Branch is a black belt under Renzo Gracie, hard to imagine anyone getting subbed unless they're hurt from strikes

>>78208950
Did you watch either of those fights? They both took him down yeah, but they struggled doing it

>>78208956
Wilson Reis is a bjj black belt and he got subbed by a white belt.

Luke will sub him as soon as it hits the mat.

>>78208956
Agreed but that's because branch is the most risk averse fighter I've seen in a while. He's good but incredibly boring to watch, there's a reason the UFC cut his ass after 1 loss

>>78208952
The CTE was too much

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>being heemed by a volume puncher

What did Luke mean by this?

>>78208976
That's really misleading because DJ's background is in catch

>>78208976
Its not like DJ is a white belt skill wise

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>>78208952
>>78209047
>>78209095
All Luke had to do was pull guard after first left hand

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>>78209105
It's almost as if his cognitive abilities were altered by something temporarily?

>>78209105
/r/ing a good shot of that agonized face Vitor makes

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>>78209105
>I-If

>>78209104
He's a white belt in BJJ and he subbed a jiu jitsu world champ

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Looking at this image just confirms how much of a cuckold Michael Bisping is. Just think about it, his little steroid head forced in between Luke's arm while in full mount position. Luke's sweaty thighs, chest and pelvis resting on Bispee's abs. Luke doesn't even give him the courtesy of looking him in the eye or using both arms to submit him he just shoves his juicehead in between there and starts yanking backwards with minimal effort with one arm as if he was doing a yoga plank.

Those 3-5 seconds he was in there must have been surreal. It probably reminded him of all the homosexual encounters he used to have back in ol' manchester, with all the frat "buddehs" About the real reason he got into MMA in the first place, to have good looking sweaty men like Luke make him submissive. This must have been how Conner felt like when Nate had his arms wrapped tightly around his throat, or when Koscheck was foaming at the mouth from getting the roids choked out of him.

As the back of his head is slowly lifted off the canvas, at that moment Peespee realized that he was Luke's personal jester and his undisputed manservant for life, that he would have to present his wife and daughter to Luke as a peace offering and gesture of his submission. That from then on he would only need to fight retired old men in their 40s to avoid this from happening again.

Forever subbed.
Forever cucked.

Forever Michael "The Cuckold" Bisping

>>78209155
Okay, that doesn't refute anything I said.

>>78209174
>>78209174
Luke is a better fighter than Branch

>>78209182
Debatable

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The more I watch this fight, the more I realize what actually happened.

You can see it in Conor's eyes in the 4th after destroying Mayweather for 3 whole rounds. Mayweather had nothing for him. And the desperate look on his face said it all.

It was at that point that Conor realized: 'I can't destroy this old man. I can't destroy boxing. His legacy, this fight, is all he has left. I am young, I can take it. Boxing and Floyd need this more than me.'

That's when he started to let Floyd take over.

That wasn't exhaustion we were seeing. It was a look of resignation.

Why do you think Floyd was so appreciative after the fight? Because they both know that he needed the win more.

And so it was, Boxing was saved.

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>he thinks writing his fanfic will change the fact that Rocksalt was dethroned by the Natty GOAT

>>78209155
Didn't dj tag Reis before subbing him? Not that it's super comparable branch has a different Bjj game than Reis. White belt Jon Jones subbed black belts machida and Belfort. Branch I don't think has added much to his game while he was gone from the UFC, and he wasn't fighting top tier talent in wsof. Rockhold should beat him but that shouldn't say anything negative about branch, hell be a good gatekeeper at mw

>>78209234
excellent post

>>78209235
Tell your boy to quit ducking the rubber match then

>>78208366
No he was saying "Fuck my flag and death to America!" before he was KO'd by a strong Gael

>>78209274
it's from reddit

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<---- Boogy

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>243 posts
>37 posters

>>78209350
10 of those posters are me

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>>78209304
Win a fight and earn it.

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EMBEDDED:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lJBjYailHk

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>4 hours straight

>>78209350
Filthy casuals only watch when the fights are actually on.

Patricians waste their lives arguing over whether or not we like Bisping.

>>78209383
About to on Saturday

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>get so worked up over pictures on the internet you need this OP to calm yourself back down.
LAFFIN BUDDEH
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B
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Never forget the King doesn't charge rent.

King bless buddehs.

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>>78209403
>Patricians waste their lives arguing over whether or not we like Bisping.

we don't, by the way

>78209437
Autism: The Post

>>78209445
>Anime
>2017
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?

>>78209456
>Being so shook you can't even link my posts.
Rent free buddeh. Rent free.

>>78209437
>claim OP doesn't matter
>actually cares a lot about it
>gets worked up by a picture

you can make the next thread friend, just gotta wait 3-4 more hours.

>haha! bisping yeah!
>boo! fuck bisping!
done?

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>>78209437
Bless

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How do you guys like my thread

It's REALLY nice

>>78209468
I don't make OPs usually. Don't care enough honestly.

Besides a Luke OP just confirms you're seething over Micheal "The King" BisKing, and to me that's already funny enough on its own.

>>78207447
>>78209485
Can't fool anyone you obese mental deject

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>>78209445
>we don't
People who dislike Bisking are the same types of guys who say "I'm a genius but I'm just too lazy to do anything about it", or the types of guys who liked Game of Thrones but then hated it when normies started liking it, or the types of guys who have /pol/ open on one tab but white men fucking black girls on another.

That is what Bisping haters are like.

>>78209498
Luke OP cause he's actually fighting this saturday you mental manlet.

>>78209472
Do this at least 300 times then we're done

>>78209508
That is some serious projecting there Nigel

>>78209509
>Being this desperate to save face.
Howling buddeh. Howling!


Work on your lies, you ain't saving face here.

Guys, wtf is a Bofando?

>>78207752
would hire and piss on 2bh

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>They're revved up by the OP
Yikes!

>Howling
Cringe!

I respect bisping for his chin. Say what you will, he will get knocked down and later win rounds.Yeah hes gotten shadow realmed but he came back and knocked out luke on short notice. Ive seen many fighters get rocked, knocked down and lose. Bisping will fight through it. The only thing I hate right now is all the shit posting.

>>78209527
so you're saying it's pathetic to get worked up by OP pictures while getting worked up by OP pictures? you sure you're mentally here friend?

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Have you gotten yourself a wealthy belly already, /heem/ ?

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>>78209508
>unironically defending someone who runs away from fights

Just cuz you're a bong doesn't mean you have to support him you know

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I wonder what it's like for these aspies to argue about the same thing every single day. The same five people every single time.

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>>78209567
Floyd changed his bum life

>>78209567
>implying my wealth belly isn't 10 times larger than Conor's

Does that mean I'm rich too?

>>78209580
see >>78209401

that sperg has been here all day

>>78209607
So have you

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These nerds are already worked into a shoot.

>>78209591
Money Bless.

>>78209565
lmao you get triggered by OPs that's on you buddeh.

>>78209618
no i actually left the house and drove into town to pick up some laundry and he's still here!

>>78209567
>tfw no belly gf(female)

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>>78209535
It's the noise your opponent makes when he crashes to the ground

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>>78209631
>you get triggered by OPs
>w-w-ahhh why did you make a Luke OP
State of your life lmao

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>>78209591
mhhm considering Mr. Mayweather drew 400k last time he fought while conor has been pushing over a milli and took floyd to 6m+ i believe what you saying is wrong, in fact you can say that Conor gave Floyd(or the IRS depending how you see things) his red panty night.

>>78209641
Obviously not. Checking the past two threads its been you and the same spergs like it has been every single day. You're all fucking pathetic

>>78209602
no, im fat as fuck and im poor as well

>>78209642
>tfw no good looking gf that will stick with me, believe in my dream and do everything she can to help me succeed

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>>78209653
I don't actually mind whatever the OP may be.

But it does confirm the King is in your head. Rent free.

Believe you me buddeh.

>>78209692
what's your dream?

>>78209684
i dont care enough to show the receipt but i did actually leave the house lol i bet it's you trying to damage control as a third party..just imagine how damn pathetic your life has to be to be posting on here for 4+ hours straight on a monday spamming a terrible fighter at that

how come /heem/ is so much less stuffy and pretentious than /box/?

I am going to become the hero of my own movie tomorrow. What kind of movie should it be? I'm thinking never back down

>>78209718
to become the king of /heem/

>>78209727
Just bleed bro

>>78209698
>I don't actually mind whatever the OP may be.
>REEE WHY IS LUKE THE OP REEE
You're in shambles

>>78209738
You're no Micheal Bisping.

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>>78209725
You're clearly not all there like the other spergs and I'm distracting you from something you prioritize as important, so I'll leave you be

>>78209738
sorry, that's poland. you can become his queen(male) if you want.

>>78209746
>Making up stuff so you can try and look good.
I'm not sure if you're just stupid or you tell yourself that so you don't look pathetic or what.

Rent Free Buddeh. RFB'd.

>>78209758
if you say so, at least im not a loser who spams awful fighters for the only attention i can get in this lifetime.

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>come back from MMA
>archive detective still in shambles

Lmao