So did he actually kill her?

>>78206280
Remember when Tony soprano killed Chris after he flipped the car? Police reports suggest a similar thing happened but he paid them off

>>78206307
Did Marcos Alonso also suffocate Cozette? ;_;

Marcos "smash her whole, score between poles" Alonso

>>78206382
>the yid yanker

No, but he did manslaughtered her

I guess technically it was the impact that killed her, and not him.

>>78207043

I don't think that defense would even work here

>>78206326
A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE

Marcos "bona fide, killed his bride" Alonso

>>78206307
fookin hate tony soprano

>>78206382
Marcos "score some goals, gather some souls" Alonso

>yeah, I killed her, and I'd do it again

What did he mean by this?

Is killing slags a crime?

>>78211511
not a serious one in spain, apparently

>>78211511
nah

wait what? marcus alonso is suspected of murder? first time I'm hearing anything

patrick kluivert killed a girl too

>>78207672
>Marcos Slaughter Your Daughter Alonso

>>78206280
>yes
/thread

requesting the copypasta

Imagine if Ronaldo did this

>>78212025
>On 9 September 1995, Kluivert crashed a borrowed BMW into another car in Amsterdam, killing the driver and seriously injuring a female passenger. Kluivert admitted to speeding before the crash, and was convicted of death by dangerous driving. As a consequence, he was ordered to perform 240 hours of community service.

jesus christ that's a slap on the fucking wrist.

>>78206280
Marcos "Making Roasties Into Toasties" Alonso

Marcos "Slag Smasher" Alonso
Marcos "Adios Stupid Hoes" Alonso
Marcos "Slaughter Your Daughter" Alonso
Marcos "Pay The Fine Don't Do The Time" Alonso
Marcos "If you have a gash prepare for the crash" Alonso
Marcos "If I hear you got pregnant your baby will be a smudge n the pavement" Alonso
Marcos "Drunk-Driving, Kike-Despising" Alonso
Marcos "If she complains, smash her brains on the traffic lane, it's fine, you're in Spain" Alonso
Marcos "I'll Leave Your Whore On The Floor" Alonso
Marcos "Flatten hoes, score goals" Alonso
Marcos "Crash my car, become a star" Alonso
Marcos "Flattened that bitch, don't matter cos I'm rich" Alonso
Marcos "Ford Sierra on Top of Every Perra" Alonso
Marcos "turn that mamacita into a fajita" Alonso
Marcos "Give Her The Dick And The Brick" Alonso
Marcos "Pedal To The Floor, Ended That Whore" Alonso
Marcos "Chick Who Died Cost Less Than My Ride" Alonso
Marcos "Cracked her skull then scored against Hull" Alonso
Marcos "Murdered a bitch now my whole family's rich" Alonso
Marcos "Hit a slag put her in a bag" Alonso
Marcos "Scores goals, reaps souls" Alonso

>this butthurt

Lol he killed some fucking spic whore trash. who gives a shit. I hope he goes to Spain every weekend and smashes into walls to kill ugly spic whores. I am so glad he plays for my team, Chelsea, the team of the city of my birth. It makes me hard as fuck thinking about that slut having a brain bleed. The fact he got away with it makes it even sweeter. I bet her fucking cunt slag friends have to watch him smashing goals in every week and it reminds them of the time their friend died because of him, the way nothing leaks through his teams defence is the opposite of how their friends blood leaked from her brain. lmao. fucking slag is dead. based alonso.

>>78218829
How much of an attention whore do you need to be to post old pasta whist tripcunting

>>78207672
That latin pronunciation killed me

>>78206307
SPOILERS YOU FUCKING LEAF

>>78206307
Rip. I felt so bad for Chris. He was a good guy in all honesty.

His wife was the hottest woman on the show

Why does that count as killing someone? If you willingly go for a ride and know that the driver is drunk, it might as well be suicide.

>>78211511
It depends if you are moor, sudaca or native.

>>78206382
>>78207672
>american banter

>>78207672
> the implication that fide rhymes with bride

Marcos "smash that puta como la fruta" Alonso

>>78222024
Lmao

>>78206280
He smashed that whores head in.

Marcos "Cracked her skull relegated Hull" Alonso

>>78220975
>Canadians are Americans
What a retard kek>>78222024

>>78222024
good one la

>>78230061
Pretty good.

>>78230082
that's the joke, Steven

>>78218838
it's not even old pasta it's just a few weeks old

>>78218829
>I'm edgy

When will he get his Spain call up?

>>78219141
that doesn't even come close to suicide.

it's more gross negligence.