/nfl/ general - NEVER FORGET edition

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First for Vikings

https://tunein.com/wfan660/

mike francesa giants/jets rant/recap starts now

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YOU CAN ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS 1-0.

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>>78204537
shut your whore mouth

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>>78204537

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>>78204564
I don't even give a shit that we're the worst team in the league, knowing that you texas niggerspics continually shoot your mouth off about "HURR ELITE DEFENSE WERE JUST A QB AWAY FROM COMPETING" every fucking year and routinely finding out that your QB isnt the QB you need is enough to satisfy me. Honest to god I hope the jags and tits sweep you this year, we won't but at least we'll get a good draft pick

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>>78204537
>>78204564

GG Texans. Thanks for praying for us.

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Lions friends reporting in.

>your team
>your regular season record prediction
>your age
>the amount of women you have slept with

Patriots
15-1
37
0 but I finally got to hold hands with a girl yesterday

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>>78204537
Yay!

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>>78204697
>burrs
>4-12
>20
>0

>>78204627
>at least we'll get a good draft pick

You'd just waste it.

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>>78204697
Broncos
10-6
33
probably 10-12

>>78204680
>implying the Lions have friends

>>78204744
We actually have a decent GM now. I have hope for the future. But it will take more than one season to undo grigson's retardation

>>78204786
you used to beat TX all the time, now you still have Andrew Luck and lose all the time. Great GM, indeed.

>>78204697
Browns
5-11
24
3 or 4? It's been a while so I can't remember.

we have split threads right now

this one is more active:
>>78204431
>>78204431

>>78204820
You realize that our new GM took over this offseason, right? The old GM is gone? Quit talking out of your ass

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The National Feelball League has just released their Week 1 Tier list:

>On top of the World
Chiefs

>We might win a playoff game
Lions
Jags

>Oh no it's happening again
Jets
Browns

>Why does God hate us?
Texans

>Application Under Review
49ers
Colts
Chargers
Bengals

Week 1 is almost in the books and the league is looking to expand from 6 to 10 teams. The Chiefs are looking to leave the league but history has shown this is unlikely. The Lions and Jags put on a good show and have a shot at a play off berth the Super Bowl of the feels league. The Browns put on a good game but still remain the Browns until further notice. The Jets are reaching new levels of Just. Finally the swamp of Houston has fallen from there high perch into the hardest of times experts predict the City and Team are heading the way of 00's Detroit with no hope in sight.

Applicants put on good showings to enter the League with the Bengals, 49ers, and Colts receiving unanimous votes to enter the National Feels League beginning Week 2. The Chargers who abandoned there fans for a town that wanted their rivals have yet to play but chances are they enter the League by week 4 after a few home games.

>>78204856
This one was a late thread and you can ignore it. You're posting in the right thread, don't make a thing of it.

>>78204877
>Quit talkin out your ass

You literally just lost to the Rams, maybe shut the fuck up.

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>>78204680
Lions go 13-3, NFC North is ours. You saw it here first, folks.

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>>78205120
>Lions
>good

What year is it.

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>>78205195
1954

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>>78205255
Or 1957.

>>78205056
As I said, it will take more than a year to turn the ship around. You failed out of high school didn't you?

>>78204697
>Eagles
>10 - 6
>27
>15ish

>>78204697
pack
12-4
20
3

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>>78204697
>texans
>9-7, first place in the AFC South, first-round playoff loss
>the next two answers are 22 and 12, you can pick which is which.

Tuitt only week to week. Whew.

>>78204697
Colts
0-16
22
7, married the 7th

>>78205639
>married at 22
Yeah, you're in Indiana alright.

>>78205699
Not him but what's wrong about being married at 22? I married at 25.

>>78204697
Loins
11-5
24
Number of times they've won a playoff game since 1960.

>>78205515
I can't believe the Texans will have a winning record after seeing that God awful performance from the offensive line. If O'Brien actually sticks with Watson at QB, he's gonna have a rough-ass rookie season.

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>>78204697

>Fins
>10-6
>23
>Estimate around 60

>>78205699
>yeah, you're not a degenerate coastal who marries used goods at 35 and then divorces 10 times alright

FTFY

>>78205714
>I married at 25
Then you didn't get married at 22, what are you bent out of shape about.

>>78206037
>having the kind of time to get divorced ten times after 35

The younger you get married, the higher the divorce rate is. Sorry those facts got in the way of your rage, I know that's how we do things around here.

Go Gnats.

stop posting here, the thread is much more active
>>78204431

>>78206207
That's just a 3 year difference.

>>78206243
Don't tell me what to do.

>>78206226
And the more partners a woman has before marriage, the higher the divorce rate is. Sorry THAT fact got in your way.

The "young marriage ends in divorce" thing is largely due to teen pregnancies. Young people who get married that weren't pregnant before the marriage have significantly higher stable marriage rates than their older counterparts.

>>78206243
Fuck off it is post week 1 overreaction day! /sp/ should be able to support 32 overreaction threads for each team.

>>78206243
Fake thread, the first one was quite clear.

>>78206446
>And the more partners a woman has before marriage, the higher the divorce rate is.
That's not even remotely true, where did you learn this garbage.

>>78206446
>The "young marriage ends in divorce" thing is largely due to teen pregnancies.
No it isn't. Is this like when they teach the "War of Northern Aggression" in the southern states? I guess that makes sense, if this was a state that elected Pence on purpose.

Young marriages end in divorce because kids aren't emotionally prepared for the emotional commitment that comes with marriage. You're not even fully formed at 22, and indeed you may be in an entirely different place emotionally than you were at 18, 22, 25 (set, HUT).

Even the more cursory internet research will reveal this to you, sorry you had to learn about it on a sports board.

Go Jets.

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>Cowboys

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>>78205947
>Fins
>Bucs
>Juggs

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How are you, fellow chiefbros?

>>78207705

Is this the year chefsposting reaches critical levels?

>>78207753
No, but it is the week

If the Pats don't address the issues quickly, we are fuuuuucked, big time. Pass rush is the weakest I can remember, Oline was only looking good when Chefs were rushing 3, Run D was shit as usual, and our corners got burned. Brady wasn't himself either, overthrowing niggas, not a lot of trust for some reason.

>>78208411
>we
>our

>>78208451
>he doesn't play for his team

>>78204697
Clots
6-10 if we're lucky
19
0

Why hasn't the NFL instated a rule that allows both teams to lose in a single game?

Sometimes I just want to see both teams lose.

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>>78204537

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How's Soup doing, Jags?

Reminder the Patriots have won 3 rings the last 3 times they started 0-1

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Uhhh guys?

>>78204697
Chiefs
15-1
25
2

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>Top 5 Offense
>Top 5 QB
>The BEST Run game
>Top 3 offensive line
>Top 8 Defensive front 7
>Top 12 Secondary

So who will they be playing in the Superbowl this year?

>>78208566
>I'm going to make the Khmer Rouge look like a fucking joke
What do you suppose Rodgers meant by this?

>>78208586
Remember how last year went, cowshitter? Dak will never see a Bowl

Reminder the Pats are THE most fraudulent organization in professional sports.

>>78208566
>your friends have a high mortality rate, Tom

What was he getting at here?

>>78208586
Raiders or Chiefs. Hoping for a Dallasb owl myself

>>78208594
I do. Cowboys almost won that game. And now they are better. Playoff wins incoming stay shook nigga

>>78208594
>last year
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78208586
>Cowturds in the Superb Owl

Last digit is the amount of playoff chokes in Daks career.

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>>78208614
Last 2 Digits is how many Superbowls Dak wins with the Cowboys

Stay shook nigga

>>78208604
>almost

Nigga they never stood a chance

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>>78204697
>Eagles
>11-5

>>78204627
>worst team in the league

Hey! >jest here. That's our title

>>78208554
>whoever loses, we win

>>78208626
>shilling for a team that will never win an Owl for another 10 years

Cowboys fans must have empty lives knowing this fact

>>78208636
And now no other teams stands a chance against the Cowboys. We got Corners. We got one of the best defensive front 7s in football. We got one of the best offenses. Stay shook. Packers might not even make the playoffs lmao

>>78204697
>jets
>1-15
>22
>7
Two girls were hot

What happened to that Dak sophomore slump, bros?

>>78208653
Hahahaha, you are so delusional that it hurts, it really hurts. Not more than you'll hurt when you do t Ben make it to the Playoffs though

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Monday Night Football game thread is up

>>78208635

>>78208635

>>78208635

>>78204697
Patriots
15-1
23
Being on this site for 12 years guarantees an eternal 0

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is football even worth watching bros?

>>78208687
Not until next year

>>78204697
Lions
16-0
27
81

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>>78208669
>c-c-cowboys wo-wont make the playoffs
t. increasingly nervous man for the 100th time

>>78208604
>now they are better
Doubt it

>>78204697
>Bucs
>11-5
>26
>The same number as the number of rings the Falcons and Panthers have

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>>78204627
I can't speak for other Texans fans, but personally I've never had the delusion that the Texans were a great team overall. The defense has been fairly good since around 2011, but the offense has always been either mediocre or absolutely awful. Mostly because the organization sucks at finding good QBs in any round of the draft, but also because they can't seem to find the right coaches and personnel to put together a serviceable offense overall. And recently they've been handing out contract extensions like candy to players who don't deserve them of late (Fiedorowicz, Andre Hal, Hopkins, yup, Hopkins, etc) and not paying good veteran players like Duane Brown who they need desperately right now for an offensive line that was already awful to begin with but is now in utter shambles with zero depth.

Go ahead though. Throw mud at another fanbase (a base form of banter to be sure) because you feel like crap about your own shitty team that lost to another historically shitty team. May that give you comfort as your team struggles to find wins in a dumpster fire division because the accumulative mistakes of a previous shitty GM have doomed your franchise to mediocrity at most for the next few years as you continue to rely on Luck to stay healthy and carry your team to miraculous victories despite the rest of his shitty teammates.

Now buckle up and clench your anal sphincter motherfucker. Both of our teams are in this clusterfuck of a ride together.

Why isn't Berman commentating the West Coast game tonight?

>>78204697
Giants
9 or 10 wins
22
4

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Any NFL watching NEETs here?

>>78204697
Saints
9-7
21
4

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>>78208744
Yo!

>>78208668
give it a minute

>>78208653
>Packers might not even make the playoffs lmao
>consecutive appearances 8(!!!)
>cowboys:1 (lol)
The secondary will be booty this year. Youre an idiot if you think you can field rookies on a secondary and have success. Packers on the other hand improved on each side of the ball and are first seed bound

>>78208709
Didn't he retire

>>78204997
>in the same tier as Jags

Where's that Punished Blake image? I don't have it

>>78204697
Colts
4-12
23
1

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>>78208785

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>>78205328
Or 2014

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>>78208744
right here

>>78208697
They played a shitty Giants team that's nothing.

You won't win in Denver.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW WILL NUMBER 1 FANTASY PICKS RECOVER?

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>>78204697
>nanners
>1-15
>27
>0

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>>78208744
Here senpai

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>>78204697
>Loins
>12-4
>25
>2

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>>78204537
Top 5 offense, defense, and special teams reporting in

The chinks say its the year of the goat and I'm inclined to agree

>>78208814
*arrives for QB position interview*

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>>78208785
>>78208794
This too

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>tfw no QB

>>78208810
>Denver
literally Giants west

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>>78204697
>oRgASM
>14-2
>24
>100+ I don't count

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>Bowman is looking slow

Why even watch the game? And Kyle acts like some kind of smug faggot.

Lions will lose to falcons, packers, steelers, panthers, and split with another divisional rival. 10-6 and loss in the wildcard

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Do you know who the Cowboys CBs are now MacAdoo you car salesman looking piece of shit?

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>>78208855
>Kyle acts like some kind of smug faggot.

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>>78208840
now you will learn

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>>78208869
>Cowboys got Dak, Zeke, Jaylon, Anthony Brown, Charles Tapper, and Maliek Collins all in one draft

>>78208886
Literally one of the best Drafts ever in NFL history

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>>78208904
Ready for another season of suffering? At least McCoy is gone -- and Pagano, too.

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>>78208854
>mfw the Packers win the super bowl

>>78204697

Browns
15-1
27
16.75

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9blhNiHhdk

Skeeeeyup dropping those truth MOABs

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What's the O/U on the number of NFL players Josina Anderson has fucked?

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>Popular idea for Jacksonville problem reportedly is to switch the Jags/Titans and play Monday Night week 17 at Everbank because of the TaxSlayer Bowl
>tfw this happens and the Jags win the last game against a sworn division rival at home in a soldout crowd on primetime to make the playoffs
Please Goodell.

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>>78208869
How about now McAdoo? Do you know who Chinobe Awuzie is?

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>>78208929
Is Aaron back to having a... roommate?

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you can only chose one

Get qt loyal wife or your team being the next Pats for the next decade

choose wisely,normies need not apply

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>>78208929
>says the virgin with the gay Qb

How many bitches do you think this boy has fucked? Probably 1000 easy and he's going to fuck your team's cheesepussy next

>>78208915
Do you want another Pagano? We have one you can have

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>>78208915

Season hasn't started yet and already feel like its over.

>>78208966
Hell no.

>>78208948
wtf dude it's spelled Cheeto Uzi

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>>78208953
>his team lost to a game manager without thier best defensive player

>>78208961
You sure do like to talk about men having sex with men. Are you sure you're not gay, friend?

>>78208947
>every year the AFC SLOLTH plays for the honor of getting shitwrecked by the Pats in the playoffs

Yeah that would be so great for you guys to get your turn, what an honor

>>78208929
Packers-chiefs 27-21

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>>78208971

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>>78208980
>last time this happened...

>FOUR

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>>78208960
>get "loyal" wife who will just end up screwing me over in under 10 years anyway because woman
>literally turn the league on its head with meme magic and become Future Biff with my insider betting
Hmmmmm

>>78208990
>this is the best retort his Wisconsin education could yield to him

You tried

>>78209010
>42-27
>42 points allowed by a game manager

HAHAHA HAHAHA

But you keep talking about irrelevant shit. Keep avoiding that your team is done for while the Packers aim for a super bowl.

Time travelling anon here. Here are the regular season records for every team:

AFC North:
Ravens 14-2
Steelers 14-2
Bengals 3-13
Browns 3-13

AFC South:
Jags 12-4
Titans 10-6
Texans 2-14
Colts 1-15

AFC East
Patriots 11-5
Dolphins 9-7
Bills 4-12
Jets 0-16

AFC West
Chiefs 14-2
Raiders 14-2
Chargers 9-7
Broncos 8-8

NFC North
Lions 13-3
Packers 10-6
Vikings 8-8
Bears 5-11

NFC South
Buccaneers 11-5
Falcons 11-5
Panthers 8-8
Saints 4-12

NFC East
Cowboys 11-5
Eagles 8-8
Giants 6-10
Redskins 2-14

NFC West
Seahawks 13-3
Rams 11-5
Cardinals 5-11
Niners 2-14

Chiefs/Lions owl. Lions win 37-33 in the last minute of the game on a 64 yard TD to Golladay. Screencap this.

>>78209016
Keep talking about gay guys, then. Seems like you have a lot of knowledge about it. It's funny, Packers fans want to talk about football and people who hate the Packers want to talk about gay guys and gay guys fucking each other. Really makes you think.

>>78209024

>>78209029
terrible

>>78209029
I think you time-traveled to another dimension where delusions come true.

>>78208886
Don't forget Rico Gathers

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>>78209024
We'll see won't we, cheese boy?

>>78209029
>Win total exceeds the total number of games played

You tried.

>>78204697
>Pats
>13-3
>22
>5-6

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>>78204697
>Xhecucks
>11-5
>30
>10-12

This guy in: Anthony Gates played basketball in college.

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>>78209077

>>78209074
....was one of them a Siamese twin and you're not sure if that counts as one or two?

>>78209077
Same question but with triplets.

>>78209108
Thank you for your team's service.
t. The rest of The West

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>>78209115
>....was one of them a Siamese twin and you're not sure if that counts as one or two?
ahahaa no, just was drunk one night and not sure how far I actually went with one of them

>>78209115
Nigga there are drunk mistakes I don't remember

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>>78209115
How do Siamese twins even do it? Once the talk show circuit is done, its over for you. And imagine not being the dominant head.

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>>78209137
>>78209163
>the real number for each is 0

SAD!!

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>>78204537
HOL UP

>>78209171
If they share a Vag it still counts as one.

>tfw have both Ingram and Peterson in FF
Who to start?

>>78204537
>wearing another man's name on your back
pathetic

>>78209199
What if the """"pleasure"""" signals from your angry inch are going to both brains?

>>78209209
t. Virgin in the video

>>78209227
t. Virgin

>>78209179
>Being a Bradyfag
>MUH RINGS

>>78209238
t. Virgin (girl)

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>>78209212
When Russell Wilson's dick dribbles cum as he watches real men pound Ciara... does that count as a threesome?

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>>78209243
All 5 or only certain ones?

>>78209251
Some people have to take what they can get. Or what another man gives them.

>Ciara
Isn't that that porn star that got raped in front of her kids?

>>78209273
I can't wait until Brady gets #6 and someone adds a sixth finger to that image with the ring on it

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reply with dubs to claim your 2018 QBfu for your team
>rosen
>allen
>darnold
>rudolph
>mayfield
>falk
>jackson
>browning
>mangum

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>>78204697
Niners
5-11
24
5 that mattered

>>78209324
gay

picked saints and denver to win tonight for $1k. What are my chances?

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>>78209361

>Be Belichick
>Win two Super Bowls with thw Giants under Parcells' guidance in the 80s
>"I can be a good head coach if I work hard, maybe a great head coach"
>Leaves for Cleveland landing his first head coaching job and does fuck all for 5 years
>Gets fired
>confidence shattered
>Returns to Parcells in new England and finds themselves in the Super Bowl again, under his guidance
>"I really think I can do this on my own and be great, I just need another chance"
>Hired by New England as HC, works his fucking ass off
>Four years later he is coaching a dynasty with some core defenders and literal nobodies he coached up from nothing
>2006, Spygate rumors, gets punished and nationally embarrassed
>everything he worked for is gone
>"I can still correct this ship and be one of the greatest ever"
>2007
>GMs his ass off and lands Randy fucking Moss
>Top 5 greatest team of all time, favored in the big game
>Tom gets cocky and loses the game
>"I can still prove I'm legit, maybe the best ever"
>Busts his ass another 4 years
>2011
>We Superbowl again
>"Here it is, this is it"
>Tom gets cocky and loses the game
>"I really believe I am good enough to coach another championship team"
>Three years later he's back in the big game
>Draws up a mastermind goaline defense when all hope is lost stealing the game from Seattle
>Wins it
>The long wait it finally over.
>Spygate is mostly forgotten
>a real legit win
>oops, Tom got caught cheating
>"*sigh* damn it, I can do it one more time, I need to solidify my legacy, I can do this"
>By sheer will he finds makes the big game yet again
>Last year
>Patriots vs Falcons
>"This is it. This is my chance"
>finds himself down 28-3 because of Tom
>"Fuck this"
>Draws up an elite fucking half of stellar defense that literally stuns the #1 offense in the league into scoring not a single point the rest of the game
>Wins the fucking game of his life
>"Finally, I have made it, I am the greatest of all time"
>said Tom Brady

>>78209280
Wait, I was thinking of Cytheria.

>>78209382
nice blog post

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A-A-RON Rodgers~ 67.8 completion%, 8.3yards/attempt, 4,850 yards, 41 passing Touchdowns, 6 Interceptions, 300 yards and 3 TDs on the ground.

>>78209382
Except none of those last few lines actually happened and they only won because Shanahan is a brainlet who can't into clock management

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>>78204697
Nanners
4-12
20
4

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It is 7:21 pm in the only timezone that matters and Andy Dalton just threw another interception

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>>78208805
I know that feel

>>78209504
>Italian
>white

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>>78209497
>7:21
>actually 7:23

>>78209514
I am 1% italian and I am white try again

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Is Joe Flacco still elite?

>>78209522
You're canadian (small C hahahahaha) so you're not anything

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>>78209524
Allow my meme to answer that.

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>>78209497
>implying est matters
catch me in mst, the best time zone

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>>78208642
Hahaha no.

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>>78209562
Literally flyover: the timezone

>>78209572
Is that a gold nugget?

Better pay your 90% income tax :^) Actually, just hand it over, 1%er

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>>78209572
The fuck are you talking about? We're in rebuild mode, sure, but the jests might actually win the 0-16 title this season.

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>>78204697

Pats
12-4
30
1, but she does literally whatever I ask her to and has for the past 8 years, so I feel pretty good about it.

Cook is a bust

>>78209636
she has the same smile/teeth

What happened to Stephone Anthony, is he not a starter in Jew Orleans?

>>78209636
Quick, I need a visual depiction of hubris!

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>>78209596
>assuming it's the middle of the country
>not realizing the mountains are the only good place to live
have fun with whatever shit city you live in within your shit timezone, i'll be over here getting /comfy/ and watching night games

Wait, is Bradford not a bad QB? Or is it just that he's injured all the time?

>>78209736
He's totally average but is capable of very high highs and deep lows. He's too inconsistent.

>>78209273
42-27 with a washed up Brady

>>78209736
Bradford is one of the most accurate QBs in the league. He just happens to be made of glass

>>78209736
He was a good prospect who got ruined by the Rasms. He can play compently in the right system, but he will never be a franchise guy.

>>78209736
Great passer but no mobility and freaks the fuck out in the pockets knowing if he doesn't get it out as fast as possible he'll die because every team he plays on has a bad O line.

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When were you when the twain buildings were kill?
I was sat at school at lunch class when Chadwick say 'twain buildings are kill'
'No'

>>78209807
Brady just had a bad game, he's not washed up. He could play for another five years.

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>21 Texans on the injury report

>>78209931
That's practically worse than the Body Bag Game lol.

>>78209959
I wonder if they are ligit injuriesthey are or if they are pulling a Harbaugh and putting guys on the injury report with hang nails.

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>"there is holding on EVERY play!"

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>>78209552

>>78209997
If those are legitimate injuries then I have to say that Jags defense is quite scary.

>>78206774
t. Roastie

>>78210002
Technically there is and refs that followed the rule book 100% could call a holding call every play but they don't because it would make the game boring.

So there's a leniency given by the refs and the NFL gives them the power to control games with this leniency. That's why you tend to see more holding allowed in the playoffs, especially with teams the run the ball a lot. As long as it's not egregious.

>>78206900
Jesus Christ I can only imagine how limpwristed and libtarded the "man" behind this post is

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>>78210056

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>>78210085

>>78210091
>>78210113
Holy shit this is the first time I've seen a Pats trip since thursday

>>78210034
Out from under your rock I see, you gonna hide after the Patriots lose in week 2 also?

>>78210085
nice """""""""argument""""""""" you got there

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>>78210136
>>78210124
Old Gay reported a black girl post and had me banned.

Literally the Pats defense fell apart when I was banned.

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>>78210113
You can keep your cherrypicking, I'll take reality instead

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Football clueless here. When Eli Manning won the Superbowl he always threw the ball across the whole field. Against Dallas he made those very short throws that look cowardly. Is this a correct strategy or is his self-esteem at a new low?

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>>78210158
>i-i was banned, not hiding

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>>78210158
>pats fan blaming everyone but himself
>patsfags are such pussies that not only do they leave the stadium when their team is losing, they even leave Laotian Knitting forums
Typical

>>78210192
He didn't have the kinds of players he had on offense like he did then. Not to mention he got old.

>>78210178
>daily mail

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>>78210192
i dunno if it's self-esteem as much as it is he's getting older and losing his zip
also hi swissbro

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>>78210285
>MUH DAILY MAYUHL
Like fucking clockwork. You probably also (rightfully) make fun of Fox News while sucking off nbc and Wapo.

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>>78210208
>>78210220
>they lost a regular season game

>Sam Glassford actually looking better than Brees
Hahahahah what the fug

Stafon Diggs is elite. I told you all.

>2996 people died in the September 11th attacks
>Getbrady is still alive

Also just checked CNN for shits and gigs and all their stories about 9/11 are political in nature. Way to use a tragedy o further your libtard agenda.

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>>78210343
CNN and New York Times, also. At least their kids didn't kill themselves in shame.

>>78210192
No O line, he's a lot older now, can't run anymore, is more prone to injury and will throw the ball to the ground or out of bounds without hesitation if he can avoid a sack, doesn't extend plays anymore.

It's been 6 years, a lot happens in 6 years.

>>78210355
I agree, it's not a big deal that they lost a regular season game. Which is why it's infinitely more embarrassing that your turned and ran away with your tail tucked between your legs.

>>78204697
Broncos
10-6
31
13, married the 12th

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>>78210408
19-0 was the only thing we had left...

>>78210370
>old gay checks CNN just to find something to get butthurt about
Just when you think this guy can't get any more pathetic he hits an unprecedented low

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>>78210228
I hope he can come back with better players one more time

>>78210307
Hi Ameribro

>>78210507
Trip on getbrady

Oh shit I miss Hank's return to MNF. How was it lads?

>>78210615
>Michael Fulmer dies like I said he would
>You hide in /nfl/
Can't escape me, faggot.

>>78210652
That's because they fired Kaepernick

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>>78210615
what the feck

Is tonight the first LA NFL game in how many years? Will it go better this time or does LA still not have any sports fans?

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>>78210681
First game in LA since yesterday

>>78210615
>none of the comebacks against good teams

Lmao, never winning shit.

>>78210715
Wew I missed that. They added 2 teams to LA? How's it going so far?

>>78210715
>old gay

I can't find a single loss on the Cowboys schedule

>>78210654
Literally not worried at all

>>78210747
It happened last year but props to being so incredibly behind the ball
As of now it looks like the Chargers are getting the shit end of the deal. LA's just starting to get back into the Rams, and the team formerly known as San Diego alienated most of their former fans, so its not looking great for the Chorgers at least from what I've picked up

Saints getting reffed. Apparently hitting is illegal now. Also Diggs still elite.

>>78210751
Dont ever reply to me when I am BTFOing foreigners

>>78210836
>old gay

>>78210751
That only works when hes wrong

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>>78210836
>old gay
this fuckin guy

>>78210880
t. >old gay

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>>78206774
It's absolutely true, research proves it. Though they found some weird phenomenon where women with two partners were more likely to divorce than those with 0-1 or 3-9, then those with 10+ were the highest.

Does anyone have that picture saved of Old Bays house? Pretty nasty desu

>>78210975
lol people still believe those fakes?

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>>78210975
Not my house, got it from /tv/ but here you go.

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>>78210652

>>78210753
Packers
Ez, next question

>Sam Glassford is more of a gunslinger than Drew Brees
This game

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https://twitter.com/Jack_Fritz34/status/907294696032149504

Vikings are cheating tonight its so blatant. Nfl needs to investigate this.

>>78211291
>Elite QB
>Elite announcer

Is there anything this man can't do?

>>78211438
This is b8

SAY IT WITH ME. I AM A BIG STRONG GAMEDAY THREAD WHO DONT NEED NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION

>>78211531
I ain't afraid of no ghost

>>78211438

Golf well

>>78209997
>every texans TE on the roster suffered a concussion

I'd say it's legitimate

>>78211531
It with me.

>>78211623

yeah the 6 players in concussion protocall aren't making the game on thursday

>>78211623
Holy shit. Their long snapper might actually have to play.