NFL General - Week 1 edition

>implying anyone watches nfl

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Broncucks getting destroyed tonight.
Enjoy the basement losers

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Lions go 13-3, NFC North is ours.

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go eagles

>bortles

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>Rams

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Vikings to win tonight

>>78204457
>posts the truth
>f..falseflag

Cringe

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You may only reply to this comment if you are in the top 10 of the /sp/ pigskin pickem

why was there so much refball this weekend, lads?
>over-officious jerk

>>78204557
there wasn't really

>>78204550
nai4399 checking in
suck it

>>78204550

hello i also am nai4399 and therefore can reply

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Remember when people picked the Giants to win the NFC East over the Cowboys?

Oh I am laffin

>>78204550
>BernOne4Sanders
This looks like the reddit pickem

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>>78204520
>mfw firmly slapping your bro's torn ACL in order to make it heal quicker

Who /bortbro/ here?

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>>78204461
Do your best chorgers

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>>78204708
Andy Reid, please be merciful to your former team. We need the win more that KC does.

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>>78204729
Nope!

You fudge packer fans done getting BTFO yet?

>>78204729
Hey, you guys have a chance. Now that you got rid of Chip Kelly, you're probably not nearly as vulnerable to game manager QBs with solid defenses abusing the clock.

>>78204461
Lel good luck buddy. I'm not a broncos fan but I got denvers D in fantasy. They always put up as many points as the offense

>>78204729
What would a win against KC achieve? You are still gonna get BTFO twice by the Cowboys.

>>78204550
what's the group password

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>>78204773
Maybe the Cowboys don't need the last game of the season and rest their starters, like they did last year, and we win? Then they lose their first playoff game, like last year?

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Thoughts?

>>78204810

enjoy your sticky sheets

>>78204810
autism

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>yfw yesterday

>>78204461
>people unironically think a team with the best defense in the league and a top 5 running game will lose to the chorgers of all teams

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>tfw elite QB

>>78204899
How is sarkisian

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

>>78204917
das Tawm Brady doe

>>78204908
pretty conservative yesterday but still too early to say

What are Wentz's strengths and weaknesses?

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imagine being excited about beating a team at home that went one and done in the playoffs

now imagine cheering for a team that went one and done in the playoffs

>>78204867
Good thing he's wearing those new experimental rubber helmets this year because he's going to get rocked.

>>78204948
Strengths: surprisingly elusive. Great arm.
Weaknesses: playing for the iggles.

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who /gonnabealongyear/ here?

Cam Newton is a bad quarterback.

>>78204948
strengths: mobility in the pocket, ability to locate outlet receivers when rushed
weakness: throws into coverage, tends to throw high because of bad mechanics

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>>78204431
>Your team
>Yfw week one performance
CLOTSFORGED
If Cuckgano isn't gone by Sunday I'm fucking finished

>>78204977
Excuse me, but did you see what he did against the NINERS?! He's back, baby. The Niners are no joke.

>>78204948
>strengths
accurate, tall, moves very well for a guy his size, great arm strength

>weaknesses
he's white

>>78204987
Not his fault Tolzien doesn't know how to throw a football

>>78205015
Starting Shitstein in the first place was a mistake. Not pulling him after the first quarter was a bigger one.

>>78204992
>white
>weakness
>Sweden
Not surprised. Also, Ahmed, don't you realize that white QBs are more successful?

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The National Feelball League has just released their Week 1 Tier list:

>On top of the World
Chiefs

>We might win a playoff game
Lions
Jags

>Oh no it's happening again
Jets
Browns

>Why does God hate us?
Texans

>Application Under Review
49ers
Colts
Chargers
Bengals

Week 1 is almost in the books and the league is looking to expand from 6 to 10 teams. The Chiefs are looking to leave the league but history has shown this is unlikely. The Lions and Jags put on a good show and have a shot at a play off berth the Super Bowl of the feels league. The Browns put on a good game but still remain the Browns until further notice. The Jets are reaching new levels of Just. Finally the swamp of Houston has fallen from there high perch into the hardest of times experts predict the City and Team are heading the way of 00's Detroit with no hope in sight.

Applicants put on good showings to enter the League with the Bengals, 49ers, and Colts receiving unanimous votes to enter the National Feels League beginning Week 2. The Chargers who abandoned there fans for a town that wanted their rivals have yet to play but chances are they enter the League by week 4 after a few home games.

Repost because of general faggotry fucking with the flow of things.

What are Dak Prescotts strengths and weaknesses?

>>78205044
How are the Browns and Jets in the same tier?
Jets are just starting their tank, Browns already finished theirs.

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>>78205075
>Browns already finished theirs
Enjoy your 2 win season, I mean hey it's an improvement, right?

>>78205044
How are the Bills not in the feels league?

>>78204977
well, he's a nigger, so...

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>>78204987
HOL UP HOL UP

>>78205067

Dak reads defenses like a third year QB and can't throw over the middle worth a shit. He avoids having to do that though.

Dallas has been very good at hiding his weaknesses, doesn't hurt that he can just give the ball to Zeke or run it if he doesn't like a look or play.

>>78205075
These tucking smug Brownsfags are really pissing me off. Your team is still dumpster fire tier.

>>78205088
Didn't say they weren't going to be bad, probably only 4 wins this year. But the tank for the #1 overall is done with, and this year's schedule is pretty easy compared to last year.

>>78204908

He didn't seem to be very aggressive or creative but it's his first game as an OC at the NFL level and he had a lethargic rushing attack to work with.

Shanahan was a master at sequencing plays together building off concepts and designs from earlier plays which is the thing I realised the most from yesterday's game. There wasn't that type of flow but again it could be due to the run game being bogged down. Pass game seemed to be mostly ordinary stuff.

>>78205075
>both lost to division rivals
>both lost
>both have very little actual hope of a winning record his season
It's just Week 1 tiers they will change as the season progresses.

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>>78204461
I actually think the Chargers are gonna win this one.

>>78205102
Will Dallas being able to hide his weaknesses help or hinder his development as a QB?

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Failcons reporting in

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>>78204535
Why is Aaron Rodgers wearing #21 and dressed as a Ram?

>lions punter kasey redfern has torn his acl, mcl, and part of the patellar tendon

well shit his career is over before it even started
feel bad for him

>>78205144
In their last 17 home openers, Denver is 16-1

>>78205184
he a punter
they're a diamond dozen

>>78205184
also
>Caldwell also declined -- again -- to explain how Martin was injured this summer. Caldwell had initially said Martin would be back during training camp, but he never participated in practice. When asked if he was disappointed in Martin for getting hurt, Caldwell didn't answer the question and walked off the podium

Did Prater fall off the wagon again? 5 bucks says he got drunk, fell, and hurt himself

why did the pats dump Kony Ealy?

he played pretty well yesterday

>>78205208
Panthers should pick him back up

>>78205091
They were on the bubble but then made 4 Super Bowls. The Vikings and Bills are currently filing applications. The League voted to expand this year and removed the no Super Bowl appearance in 40 years rule.

Who do you got tonight /sp/?
>Saints@Vikings
>Chargers@Broncos

>>78205205
wait shit, im getting players mixed up.

still, i wonder what martin did to get hurt

>>78205091
>>78205228
Saints beat viqueens and chorgers beat the denmeme broncucks

>>78205166

I don't know but the way they do really helps the scheme.

Dak throws a bunch of passes on the sidelines, which moves players towards the sidelines, to effectively cover the sidelines you free up space for Zeke to run, if you load the box on Zeke the sideline is open.

Strategy wise its a good plan, but teams with good DB's and and LB's can stop it. I would think Seattle could come up with a way to stop that kind of play. Most teams can't though so it will win a lot of games.

Maybe one day Dak can throw over the middle without being picked, hard to tell though most pro QB's don't have such a problem with it.

>>78205205
Prater is fine he was kicking punts yesterday. Sam Martin is the one who got hurt somehow.

>>78205205
You're confusing Prater and Martin. Prater kicks better when he's drunk.

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is there even hope for this season?

>>78205228
vikings
broncos

>>78205265
if you can beat the jasg, there is

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>Rams leading the NFCW

>>78205295
i think you mean they. im not a member of the Tennessee Titans

>>78205265
Ya'll played pretty well yesterday. You didn't really expect to beat the Raiders did you?

>>78205274
They better. They are the last two teams in my 6 team parlay.

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>>78205316
yes. Oakland is a fraud team. They will be exposed

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Is Joe Flacco still elite?

>>78205316
I had them as my upset pick.

>>78204991
I've seen that game.
>constantly forcing the ball into multiple coverage (one of those ended up with a pick)
>throwing a short yardage pass to covered McCaffrey when Olsen is wide open for the TD and is waving and jumping and screaming that he's open
>no ability to read defenses whatsoever despite being an eighth year veteran
>overthrowing the ball 20 yards beyond the field when you have an open WR in the endzone
>all this against a literal shit team
Cam is basically a below average shit who sold his soul to the devil for a single MVP season only to return to sucking the next year.

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>>78205295
Those people haven't had much to root for in some time. Everbank is going to be very loud.

>Half of the teams in the NFL lost their season opener
Fuck this shitty "sport."

heathens

>>78205326
What is fraudulent about the raiders?
>>78205330
so did everyone else who doesn't pay attention

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>>78205345

>>78205265
I really see no possible way you guys even remotely score more than 6 points against the Jags with your read option meme offense

>>78205366

They could go power run and get 10 probably

>>78205329
He stopped being elite the second Sb 47 ended

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Feels good to be back

>>78205339
Has he ever said anything about his reaction image status?

>>78205434
>gloating about beating the Bunglels

>>78204899
remember when they were considering benching ryan a couple years ago? shanahan was able to get a lot of mileage from him, but he will regress into his old self

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>Caleb Sturgis hurt

Fuck, our kicking is going to get even worse?

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>tfw number one pick incoming

MVP/First Team All-Pro/Pro Bowl: Alex Smith
Second Team All-Pro/Pro Bowl: Jared Goff
Pro Bowl: Matt Ryan
Pro Bowl: Derek Carr
Pro Bowl: Matthew Stafford
Pro Bowl: Carson Wentz

>>78205533
>JEST fans can't even save an image properly

>>78205533
Nah, you're so bad you can't even tank properly. You'll find a way to go 5-11

>>78205533
You wish. Colts will pick first.

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>>78205533
>the radiated shantytown of Jest fans

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ever since that championship, GB has had seattle's number
Falcons will probably never beat GB for decade either

>>78205550
Kiss the rings, nigga.

>>78205575
Why did you use the term "nigga" if you are not black?

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>>78205566

>>78205566
Seattle has never been the same without Lynch, Russell can't lead a team without him.

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>McNabb hesitant to heap too much praise on Wentz
>Mike Vick loves him

What did they mean by this?

>>78205566
Because all the games have been in Lambeau. Going there three years in a row. Some bullshit.

>>78205603
why is michael vick suddenly a loveable veteran good guy? how much money did he shill out to get his reputation back? he's all over NFL social media now

>>78205600
the excuse was legion of butt was always injured, now theyre all together, and they still gave up 300 yards

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>/sp/ is making fun of us again

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Aaron Rodgers~

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>>78205633
its because your memes are low res

How confused were the refs during the Packers/Seahawks game? Did they collectively get together and flip a coin to decide who's pocket to be in?

>>78205626
They only gave up 17 points and one td came off a fumble by the offense.

>>78205591
This say "nigger" instead.

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>>78205634

>>78205622
Why can't people get over some dead dogs? Especially pitbulls who are unlikable shitters anyway.

Prison really helped him. He's well spoken and learned how to present himself properly. Especially in pointing out how retarded and unprofessional Kaepernick's afro looks

>>78204987
Pagano has Irsay on video fucking nigger babies he will stay

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>>78205659
oh.... you're one of of the retards that agrees with the blackballing so you think anyone who agrees with you is the good guys

>>78205611
We had to play in Seattle 2 years in a row a few years back.

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your penis

Reminder that if the Cowboys beat the Packers, Seahawks, Patriots, Raiders, Steelers and Broncos, /sp/ would still say "yeah, but what GOOD teams have they beaten?" Story of last season tbqh.

>>78205622
He's actually a good goy now

>>78205697
>blackballing
>IT'S A CONSPIRACY

There are a few owners who are obviously avoiding him intentionally (Irsay, JJ, Woody) but otherwise most teams have no use for him.

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my penis

>>78204987
>>78205661
>have the opportunity to make Bruce Arians your coach after he leads you to a playoff win
>keep Pagano instead because MUH SOB STORY CANCER PR
Clots deserve everything bad they get.

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Who here /Saints/?

>>78205722
>The Patriots

why are they on this list? They haven't won a single game this year.

>>78205722
>Seahawks, Patriots,
winless
>steelers
couldn't even beat the browns convincingly
>broncos
no qb

>>78205697
>blackballing

Why do retards use words they don't know the meaning of?

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You just KNOW

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>>78205762
why are you pretending to be smart? this is literally what people believe is happening. it is the correct word. you clearly dont know what it actually means

>>78205769

Considering how similar they look, it wouldn't even be gay, but masturbation

>>78205642
I think being in lambeau gave the packers a bit of an advantage over to other team most loved by refs

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One win down, 18 wins upcoming. The owl is ours

Is Dak still a meme?

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>>78205787
You might be right

>>78205784
>>78205762

It comes from Ancient Greece when they voted to ostracize or exile somebody. Not that any of you chucklefucks are educated enough to know that.

>>78205824
Yes.

Lions bros, I'm having hope, someone stop me before it's too late

>>78205769
they are both really handsome :3

>>78205824
Yep

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>>78205814
>packers offense improved
>cowboys defense regressed
>packers defense improved
>cowboys offense stayed the same
ez win

>>78204490
Will Aldon ever play again Bros? He Was always fun to watch on the 49ers

>>78205845
don't worry, they'll play the falcons, panthers, steelers, and packers over this first half of the season
your hope levels will be in check by week 8

>>78205850
>Cowboys defense regressed
Did you even watch last night's game?

>>78205882
yeah I watched eli miss his number 2 targets by 5 yards, oh wow

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Who you callin' pinhead?

>>78205882
the one where eli completed over 70% of his passes while missing his #1 WR?

>>78204898
>denver
>top five running game

lad..

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You think he regrets not taking the money yet?

>Cowboys now have a defense
Uh oh NFL, better watch out.

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>>78205912
>tfw nearly lost to a team whose offense consists of a midget and a giraffe

>>78205749
They're my favorite team outside of my favorite team.

>>78205749
They're winning the division this year. Falcons will take a major step back without Kyle Shanahan (already saw signs of that yesterday) and the Panthers are just garbage. Bucs are the only team that could challenge them but they still have some major question marks.

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>>78205814
Lol

>>78205882
giants will be texans tier this year
great defense that gets tired and blown out because the offense can't stay on the field

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>>78205833
>it meant something different in ancient greece
nigger this isn't ancient greece. thats not what it means any more. read a book from this century

>>78206008
>>78205850
>win on le fluke catch
>Instantly brag for 20 years
It's 1997 all over again

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People doubted Lynch

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>leave fixing the Raiders defense to me

>seahawks player gets on player and forearms his head into the ground
>gets ejected
>"wtf he didnt punch him, why you eject?"

>breaking news: David Johnson officially ded

>>78206040
i liked the part where he was uncovered out wide and had the speed of a sleeping tree so he couldnt make a catch any of us could have made

>>78206058
fantasy football be a cruel mistress

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>Toxins have 5 players in concussion protocol
christ the jaguars were out to kill yesterday

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>>78206056
watch it again lmao I hate both teams but it was literally nothing
his forearm was already there when he got dragged to the ground and he never did anything to suggest he was throwing a blow with it and not just involved in a completely mundane unnecessary roughness penalty

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>>78206041
He's such a beast. Huge steal in the 3rd.
Here he is tossing an All Pro T to the ground like nothing.

https://twitter.com/RaidersAnalysis/status/907281942365614080

>>78206023
There was no secret meeting between owners to keep Kaepernick out. His talent mixed with the distraction are enough to keep him off an NFL roster.

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>Cowboys blitzed only four times and most of their defensive lineman are suspended
>Still held the Giants to three points

Who here /bottom five O-Line/ in the league?

>>78206031
>win on le fluke catch
oh and not going 21-3 by halftime against the top rushing game and a hyped up defense?

>>78206031
You seem mad

>>78206105
>wah wah my o-line

your rbs are shit, your qb is getting old and completely dependent on OBJ

>>78206004
Is the Bucs offence BETTER or WORSE than the Saints offence? I'm actually not sure having seen neither team play. Winston is a question mark for sure

>>78206104
i don't think there was a secret meeting but i do believe there is an agreement among higher management across the NFL to not hire him. it's okay if you disagree but don't pretend blackball isn't the right word. that's exactly what tons of people think is happening. Also, Ray Rice was blackballed. He deserved a second chance

>>78205102
>can't throw over the middle worth a shit
That's actually his best strength. His bread and butter all last year was throwing over the top at Beasley and Witten for shallow flat routes and third down gains on third and short situations then going 10-15 yards on outside receivers for sneaky first yard gains because everyone is so focused on stopping the inside throws.

If you're basing his style solely off the Giants game yesterday you're an idiot because he was clearly trying to avoid interceptions of RPO plays like the plauge and the Giants were baiting him into them. The last time he played they tipped the ball and got INTs off those plays he usually does well with because thier D line is the only one that can break offensive line blocks to put their hands up and corners blitzing to tip balls.

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>tfw you tell your O line and D line to take it easy the entire preseason and then manufacture a bogus QB controversy to project an air of complete incompetence only to embarrass your division rivals week 1 at home

When did you realize Coughlin and Marrone were playing 4d chess?

>>78206145
The word blackball implies that owners have made an agreement. They didn't need to do that because Kaepernick isn't worth signing on his own.

Nobody thinks Tebow or Manziel were blackballed.

>>78204899
>elite QB
>gives up a 25 point lead in Super Bowl

pick one

>>78206140
Worse. They arguably have more talent at most skill positions, but Brees is so much better than Winston it's not even funny, he makes everyone around him better as well.

>>78206104
He's a shitty QB you stupid nigger lover

>>78206145
Blackballed means one person can bar you from something even if everyone else wants you, or doesn't mind you joining. Usually in a secret meeting with the blackball coming anonymously.

>>78206206
That's what I said

>>78206031
That's not a fluke catch.

That's two fluke 50 yard FGs

The kicker couldn't even make a short FG against the Falcons the next game.

>>78206172
yeah, i think they do have an agreement to not sign Kaep and you don't. That's fine. I also think Tebow might have been blackballed also but for very different reasons. I think it's pretty common for the owners and upper management to make agreements that shape the NFL to how they want it to be collectively. You don't have to agree my friend.
Manziel is just a fuck up tho

>>78206236
Yeah just realized that after I hit reply

>>78205957
God told him to sign one year deals

>>78206171
>Tell Bortles to go out in preseason and play like shit
>Tell Henne to play even worse
>Sit Fournette because he could potentially ruin your scam

The perfect plan

Did Coughlin bring the autism magic with him to Jacksonville?

>>78206238
Implying any owner would want to deal with liberal retards every Sunday

>thinking Kaep is being blackballed
>was nearly signed by the Ravens until his gf made a tweet
>has been worked out by at least one team

Teams just don't want him. It's not a coordinated effort.

>Panthers OL allowed no sacks
so the OL doesn't suck anymore r-right?

>>78205434
Ravens are shit but this image is great

>>78206041
>>78206103
TYBV

>>78205828
Why do chiefs players wear that retarded turtleneck in official portraits?

>>78205633
don't be sad, you're doing as well as the Patriots

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*Ends your season Week 1

Apologize.

>>78206287
>$(ers

What's your survivor league lock for week 2?

>>78206259
No but he finally got a running game so that bum Bortles doesn't have to throw

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Is it time to invest in his jersey? I'm waiting until it's a certainty he'll be the long term franchise QB instead of another Foles or Bradford.

>>78206336
Ashawn is a fucking beast, like a lite version of Suh

>>78206004
Wow. I agree the falcons will have some serious post Super Bowl lag but the saints are gonna get bootyblasted again this year.

>>78206373
Holy fuck I haven't thought about Suh in ages. I guess he really did just want to get his massive payday and then relax on the beach in Miami.

>>78205265

They acquitted themselves okay. OAK just has more weapons than TEN has answers. Most teams won't. 9-7 is my guess, and AFC South is garbo, so they might be just fine.

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>>78206105
>MFW facing the Giants in week 4

This should be fun.

>>78206416
Eli won't even be playing when Cox and Graham are done with him in week 3

>>78206359
Steelers

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Anyone who sits during the anthem tonight of all nights should be cut immediately

>>78206395
I don't know if it is lag as much as loss of both OC and DC
they were a very rhythmic offense relying on play action and a balanced attack. The patriots shut the run game down and their passing game lost its rhythm.
Matt Ryan could easily regress into his streaky earlier self, and every other team in their division will be better this year

Have a good day everyone

>>78206093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>Not for Wins
Every night I feel the loses, the wasted seasons, even the injuries.
The games I've lost.
>Not for Honor.
The comrades I've lost, it won't stop hurting it's like they're all still here. You feel it too don't you?
>Not for Championships
I'm going to make them give back our past!
>Not for the Future.
>Not for Love of the Game
>Only for Revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soVP8KuXBiQ

Why do a lot of NFL fans lean far-right?

>>78206526
Testosterone

>>78206526
Because liberals are too pussy to watch football

>>78206526
people who play sports typically have more alpha dog type personalities

people who have alpha dog type personalities lean right

>>78206535
this too

>>78206526
Well, the depleted NFL fanbases around the country are right wing nazis because all decent people boycotted the racist NFL until Kaepernick is signed to a 400 billion dollar deal to replace Tom Brady

Who's ready for post week 1 power rankings tonight?

>>78206526
testosterone and houswifes

>>78206559
Overreaction day is the best non-game day of the week.

>>78206559
Packers will be 25 spots too high I can already tell

>>78206526
Fuck off you liberal faggot

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>>78206526
Because it reminds us of a simpler time when smear the queer was encouraged. Now its not and we are a nation full of pic related.

>>78206559
If the Patriots are not number one, then you'r retarted.

>>78205184
I feel so bad for him man. This was his first NFL game and he was looking real elite before yesterday. Also Sam Martin is our punter so yesterday was basically his only chance to prove what he's worth around the league.

>>78206579
sneak usually underrates them, but they deserve their number 3 spot

>>78206167

Flat routes aren't up the middle, and he's had this problem since college. Dan Mullen cut down on his ints in college a bunch by having him hit receivers on the sidelines for those nice 10 yard gains.

Also I based nothing off the Giants game yesterday considering about 10 minutes of it. But he worked the sideline passes hard in what I saw.

That rollout pass to Witten in the flats is a good play, but it is not a throw over the middle of the field.

>>78206580

Football is a barbaric and outdated sport.

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Lets start a petition to get Redskins to become the Washington Pepe's. BTFO the libs even harder than if they keep the Redskins name.

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LMAO, enjoy your little midget seacucks. That little boy is about to die on the field this year. You know your time is up, enjoy watching us dominate for the foreseeable future :)

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>>78206526
Because the Left is so far Left everything is Far-Right. Moderate Right 10 years ago looks like Far Right to the Left. Shits weird man. The fans didn't change the perception of Right and Left changed.

>>78206686
Did anyone hear Wilson in the post game interview? Has he always sounded like that? He sounds like his voice got several octaves higher.

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>>78206686
when will manlets learn?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2732626-ezekiel-elliott-wont-be-placed-on-commissioners-exempt-list-by-roger-goodell

This means the NFL won't try and restrict Zeke's practice time, as long as this case keeps going Zeke will be able to fully do everything he would be able to do if not suspended or under investigation.

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is he done?

>>78205575
What rings? You don't have any.

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>>78206721
They're about to

>>78206715
He knows its all coming to an end

I think Brady should retire after this season.

>>78204431
Does the OP mean that the NFL kills nazi memes?

We need more football.

>>78206526
because most people are right handed so they keep their beer to the right

>>78206673
Football is God's second gift to mankind.

>the first is hockey.

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>>78206803
It sure is.

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Please bless brees football gods

>>78206721
i-is this real?

Yesterday I was a seahawks fan since I'm from seattle, but after watching Dem Boys last night, I think I like this team better. Their defense can hold opponents out, and their offense can actually score touchdowns.
My wife's male coworker likes to come over and watch football with us, and he always wears a Dak jersey, so now I can have something to talk about with him!
I'm glad to be part of America's Team now!

>>78206841
Its real fucking fake and gay

post yrw the patriots are gonna stomp every game from now on

>>78206803

Football sucks.

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>>78206841
no but this is

>>78204431
Fuck David Johnson and his bitch ass weak bones. Fuck. This is suffering.

>>78206803

>>78206825
My nigs

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>>78206854
>seacucks
>cowcucks
>bandwagoner
color me wholly unsurprised

>>78206923
Post the latest way the Patriots get caught cheating.

>>78206959
Its obviously b8 and you autistically fell for it

>>78206931
>that shirt
/fit/ BTFO

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>>78206803
>>78206825
>>78206956

I need a team, /nfl/
I don't like Cleveland, New York, Baltimore and Washington sports teams.
Should be preferably from somewhere rather cold. Don't care how good they are

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>>78206993

>>78207025
watson will have the record back by the end of the year

>>78206959
there is nothing wrong with wanting to follow a sports team that you like. I think cowboys are the better team and the seahawks haven't been good in 5 years now. I also want to support my wife and her friend :)

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>>78206993
If you want cold go with basically any NFCN team, maybe consider the Pats and Eagles. Seahawks fit the criteria too but their fanbase is complete dogshit so I wouldn't hop on that.
Also gonna throw in a plug for my Niners so you can watch the team grow from dumpster fire to contender in a few years.

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>football dying
>wrestling dying
>nerd shit dying
>literally all white people shit dying

Seriously what is with cumskins being unable to keep their culture relevant?

>>78207042
>watson

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>>78206993
Bears, second most championships out of the league with 9. A city full of winners.

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>>78206993
Us

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>>78207042
>Watson

>>78206279
But the Ravens coach and gm were overruled by their owner. It's clearly a profit thing.

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>>78207012
Snow bowl part II when?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI6okeE7Zx0

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>DJ literally died from a wrist dislocation and left his wife and child without support

>>78206854
Even though I'm from florida, I have been a seahawks fan for YEARS now, and I will NEVER abandon my team, especially now. We need to stand with Bennett in this trying time, and show that US 12s are here to stay!

>>78205201
"they're a dime a dozen" you mean?
wtf is a diamond dozen you fucking retard hahahaha

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>>78206336
>the Lions have an elite defense

We /2014/ now

Did any team play "rock you like a hurricane" over the PA this weekend? Would have been top bantz

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>>78206993
green bay packers (very good)
if you're just against new york city and not new york state, buffalo bills (not very good, but leading their division for at least this week)
new england patiots (supposed to be very good but just got btfo on national television so who knows ig)
pittsburgh steelers (very good)
philadelphia eagles (probably will be decent)

also see pic related. just some things to consider that the pic doesn't show:
detroit lions and minnesota vikings play in a dome so they won't have "cold" games
seattle seahawks are horrible and only a numale beta cuck bandwagonner would cheer for them
denver broncos aren't an up north team but they play at a pretty high elevation and it still gets pretty cold there

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>>78207057
I assume it's her 'friend' that she fucks while you sit in the corner and watch?
>>78205201
>diamond dozen

>>78207149
/mlb/ did that to Marlins fans in Georgia after they gave out free tickets to every refuge, they had to apologize.

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>>78204520
He will grow from the pain, like Bortles has

>>78206587
Aw man, Smear the Queer was a blast in middle school.

>>78206699
No, I'm very right leaning and hate leftists and leftism in general since most are whiny entitled faggots

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>>78207149
I hope the Jags do this to the Titans this week. The mascot made fun of the ebola outbreak a couple seasons ago so who knows.

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>>78207154
>seahawks are horrible etc. etc.
this guy gets it

>>78205044
Kek, keep this up

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>>78207177
>ywn play smear the queer in the backyard with your neighborhood friends till it gets dark, taking kool-aid breaks every now and again and then go home and have dins dins with mom and dad again

>>78207167
Never! My wife (who isn't racist at all) claims she would never have sex with a black guy! I don't mind if she hangs out with black guys since I'm not racist at all, and I know she would never betray my trust!
This is off topic anyway, lets talk about our favorite football teams. Mine is Dem Boyz

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>>78205814
You won''t make it past the NFC Championship, friendo

>>78207169
Lol. MLB has the best bantz

>that time that one teams played Smack My Bitch Up when Ardolis Chapman came out to pitch

>>78207145
>>78207246
are the lions the new eagles?
oh wait they have to get some playoff wins first

>>78205184
I feel bad for him. He could've been a starter in the league

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>>78207012
>>78207106
>mfw I was at this game
>mfw forecasters called for flurries
>mfw I dressed accordingly
>mfw the opposite side of the stadium was invisible at kickoff

>>78205044
The 49ers are in the midst of/barely starting their rebuild, I'd put us in >oh no it's happening again tier tbqhwymf

>>78207012
>>78207106
I miss that game so much

>>78206968
They start Gronk for all 19 games.

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>>78207070
>>78207086
>chicongo
>>78207154
Thanks for the suggestions, but
>>78207012
>>78207094
Go Lions!

>>78207272
Like the cowboys amirite? Oh wait....

>>78207292
The tv broadcast does not do justice to how blinding the snow was. Fuck those digital yard numbers

>>78207365
>loins
I wanted to like you anon