/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

Based OP

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oh for sure my man 100% bisping is a just a beast my man the guy is a beast 100%

>>78204132
Jesus use a new picture and subject you brain dead moron

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MONDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERRRS

>>78204157
U mad bro?

>>78204167
You also excited for Raw???

>>78204157
"the OP matters" - a fucking idiot

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Thoughts?

>>78204177
Nope don't watch it I'm just posting on /heem/ my guy.

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Hey Faggots,
My name isRampage, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day watching stupid ass fights. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of fighters because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on reddit.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the wrestling team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have banging hot japanese waifus (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my waifus

>>78204172
Just a little upset tbqh

>>78204194
O-Oh thats fine. Glad you're here guy

>>78204194
what's with the snax, my guy?

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Is holly ok?

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i'm pretty much guaranteed 75p here right

>>78204203
Well try not to get this revv'd up so easily. Its bad for you

>>78204211
It's a nice summer and I'm not working tomorrow.

Who is your dad's favourite fighter?

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BispGooby Bless

>>78204244
Cowboy

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ledet jab man this weekend

>>78204237
whats with the fucking groin guard why is it so big?

>>78204167
where do you shop

those swedish meatballs are peng, but i can't find them anywhere anymore

>>78204244
anderson silva

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>>78204231
I'm not revv'd up, you could get creative, OP being so important to you but instead you chose to be another CTE poster no better than Schaub

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>>78204244
Himself

>>78204266
Asda, Lidl also sell them sometimes but they are not as nice. I think Ikea used to do them too.

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>>78204259
serious bud?

>>78204288
"the OP is important" - fucking idiot

>>78204315
why not wear a jock strap like in MMA?

>>78204288
Sounds like its more important to (You).

>>78204293
still waiting for my chadifying puberty lads

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>>78204180
>>78204315
Go play call of duty you manchild
>>78204324
I'm not the one creating early threads on the daily, must be important considering you finally added events and previous thread

>>78204337
'the OP is important" - a fucking idiot lmao

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>>78204365(You)
(You)

>>78204167
Butterkist cinema sweet are really nice

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I feel slightly regretful that the whole world is outside having fun, building things, advancing humanity, creating businesses etc.

And I've just been here watching people fight all my life.

Maybe I can use my vast MMA knowledge for something?

>>78204337
You're the only one with a problem m8.

>>78204376
remember that time you thought the OP was important lol

>>78204387
How old are you?
Are you in shape?
Begin training for MMA mah nigga.

>>78204388
No, it's still early more will come and call you out for being such a dedicated sperg

>>78204167
What does American cream soda taste like?

>>78204403
If you don't start training in your teens you have no chance. Muscle memory and all that shit.

>>78204405
>Oh no! A bunch of h8rs will say mean thing to me over the internet!

Shambles! Moving on

>>78204415
You guys just call it cream soda

>>78204419
Seems to bother you alot going through the trouble of making heem threads on the daily for attention and approval from common spergs

>>78204418
Thats a load of bullshit. I know a manlet at my gym who won his first match at 35 in MW.

>>78204418
>Actually believing this
You won't get into UFc, but you could still be a great fighter.

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>>78204390
That really mad me portion some thoughts

>>78204403
You won't make it pro if you start training MMA at the age of 20+ The only fighter that comes to mind that started training at 20 is JDS.
But martial arts is for everyone. Might be too late to go pro, but never ever to late to train.

>>78204433
I hope buddeh keeps making buddeh threads just because it pisses this guy off so fucking bad lmao

>>78204440
I'd say your final chance for UFC would be at 23. If you begin to train after that, it will be hard.

>>78204439
>>78204440
You can be a good local fighter, maybe start your own gym, but going from couch to UFC after 20 is pretty hard. If you have some athletic background like Brendan Schaub you might be able to adapt but not that well.

Post your top 5 favorite KOs of 2017 so far:

>1. Platinum Mike Perry vs. Jake Ellenberger
>2. Marc Diakiese vs. Teemu Packalen
>3. Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Gunnar Nelson
>4. Mairbek Taisumov vs. Felipe Silva
>5. Edson Barboza vs. Beneil Dariush

>>78204471
>Herp derp so fukin pissed lmao bud gooby lol
That's how dumb you sound

>>78204498
this guy is so fuckin pissed lol

>>78204472
Unless you're Francis Ngannou

>>78204510
You're 31 years old man, you act like a literal 16 year old

>>78204497
the eyetap-eyetap-jab combination that downed Nelson was unusual, but what makes it one of your favourites?
Platinum is fighting again this week, should be spicy

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Lmao bud
My fake wife really likes this OP
<----(Ultra Heavy)

https://youtu.be/XDO_HS7zUQM

good goy hour is on

>>78204193
Branch is free money

>>78204518
you're mad about the OP lmao

>>78204559
for the bookies

>>78204542
aaaand he's revved lol

the OP doesn't matter dude get over it already

>>78204559
Branch seems like a competent striker but i dont see him winning if the fight goes to the ground. I always feel tempted to bet on the biggest odds though.

>>78204464
>>78204494
Didn't Manuwa train late?

I agree though if you mean out of shape NEET to UFC. If you at least have some sort of athletic background prior, I still feel like you have the chance but ulimately its based off the individual.

>mighty manlet still whining

jesus christ someone end this fag

>>78204612
he literally isn't whining

>>78204612
Cejudo will do the job

>oy vey goy they didn't pay you!

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whats the building in the back? i recognize it

>>78204630
Just like last time eh

>>78204645
looks like something from gta

Why didn't Dana sign Askren after this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFvb2HeB5g0

>>78204659
Friendship with Dana ended

Now Askren is my best friend

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>>78204672
Be honest with me here.
Am i the only one getting turned on by women beating up other women?

>>78204659
actually kind of funny because he addresses the actual reasons

he's too boring and he made fun of uncle dana

>>78204612
https://youtu.be/FiW8ilyTuuI

His reaction to the fight getting cancelled just makes him more infuriating.

DJ is an annoying little shit

dj is lame

>>78204718
What? You want him to be some mandrama bitch and cut a promo?

>>78204739
lol how pissed is this little dude

>>78204765
https://youtu.be/f8TkxIU0lIk

yes

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Don't call him mighty mouse guys

>>78204765
He could at least be willing to defend against someone else.

>>78204782
>>>/asp/

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>>78204718
how fucking weird is it that he knocked the interviewer's husband out?

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>>78204793
It's part of the sport

>>78204793
jb still gets to bang megan, dj's wife is a jew

>>78204783
what the absolute fuck

>>78204804
little guy is pissed about the OP I think, probably not worth attacking some bros over but hey he has anger issues lol

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>>78204659
I'd rather be bald than have hair like Askren to be completely honest with you family

>>78204772
Im not really sure but I heard he's a HW Somalian immigrant. He's got that immigrant mentality, and the UFC could use that market.

>>78204783
RIP BABA

>>78204783
Kokskal is a monster.
Why can't he get his own division like Cyborg did?

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>>78204783
Please tell me where this is from

>>78204814
Do you have the webm of Cruz shaking his head no?

>>78204831
>MIGHTY MOUSE GETCHA SHIT TOGETHA I'M CUMMIN
https://youtu.be/cRgi5d7XsgY

>>78204783
no one can take dat left

is darren till a chav?

Shevchenko got robbed r-right guys?

>>78204900
He's a scouse

>>78204924
100% robbed

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>People's champion Ronda Rousey becomes champion and is beloved for her brutal judo
Becomes convinced she's a striking goddess on par with Tyson and becomes a complete fucking bitch

>Joanna wins everyone's affection with her no nonsense Slavic attitude and brutal striking game
Becomes convinced that she's unbeatable and walks around with the arrogance of the greatest of all time, bullying her opponents and being a giant cunt in general to everyone

>Nunes eviscerates Ronda in the most embarrassing performance in WMMA history and becomes a hero of everyone who wanted to see Ronda get btfo
Steals Ronda's shtick, pulls out of fights and walks around like the greatest champion ever, completely unaware of how close her fights can be, acting like a total fucking bitch to all her opponents and critics

Are women simply incapable of handling power? What is the meaning of all this?

>>78204926
thanks for answering us love

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>>78204924
Shev 2,4,5

>>78204924
>>78204929
>>78204950
nunes 135

Snoop dog is a faggot and rigged UFC/WWF is trash now

>>78204968
What did he do now?

>>78204968
He's a disgrace and disrespectful to fighters. The UFC shouldn't have anything to do with him

>>78205000
And doesn't know shit about MMA.

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>>78204939
>Becomes convinced that she's unbeatable and walks around with the arrogance of the greatest of all time
Any guy with her record would do the same >bullying her opponents
Half of the guys do it
> and being a giant cunt in general to everyone
Like who besides her opponents ?

look at the size difference
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kgxml
p4p is a joke

>>78205014
She was pretty mean to Karolina. I wonder what she said to her at the face-offs.

y'all know this isn't the real thread right?

>>78198077
>>78198077

>>78204993
"YEAH CONNOR WHITE BOI GOT FUCKED UP BY FLOYD NIGGA DAS RIGHT WHITE BOI FUCK YOU NIGGA SHIT NIGGA FUCK YOU"
>>78205000
Yup.

>>78205014
she was horrible to karoline. i know karolina in real life and she's really sweet.

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>>78205020
That her whole nice girl attitude is fake and that you should stay true to yourself

>>78205037
Did he really say that? I don't remember that video too much.

Wish DC would confront the faggot

>>78205049
Damien Maia is the most patrician martial artist and only appreciated by knowledgable guys like myself and Joe Rogan

>>78205066
t. pleb

>>78205066
Joe Rogan, that Marine guy, Sam Harris, and everyone else who tranes BJJ says that it's the most effective martial art in both MMA and street fights.

Please explain to me why Demian Maia (supposedly the best BJJ in the UFC) couldn't submit a boxer?

Or why no BJJ guy has dominated since Royce Gracie (back when nobody knew what the fuck BJJ was)?

Things have changed, learn take down defence BJJ becomes useless. It's even more useless in night clubs where there is no ground game.

>>78205066
>mixed martial arts
>only does one type of martial art

>>78204645
dallas public school book depository

>>78205076
Sam Harris? The fedora tipper does BJJ?

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@78205076
>Reposting this because you got no replies last time
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha come on lad. Calm it with the reddit spacing too

>>78205037

Snoop on McGregor: https://youtu.be/O5OhZwZoafQ

Snoop on DC, skip to end: https://youtu.be/_JnQjmVWQhk

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>>78204645
It's a strip club

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>>78205079
not so fast

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/ourgirl/ got a fight!

What's the perfect octogon interview?
>First of all I'd like to thank our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

>>78205105
kek

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>>78205046
i loved that fight, hoping for a rematch soon

>>78205108
holy shit
>never talk about a man when he's down, pick him up when he's down
>same breath he mocked one of Cormiers lowest points with

>>78205141
Ignoring the questioned asked and going off on a tangent

>>78205155
>I'm coming for that belt

>>78205141
Also
>Dana... 50 Gs
>Ill take whoever they give me, I really don't have anyone in mind

>>78205092
He'd fuck you up. He became a blue belt in 6-8 months

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>>78205145
That's never happening

>>78205141
>I'd like to take this chance to apologize...TO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOBODY

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>>78205145
Is there a UFC fighter with a prettier face than KAROLINA

>>78205175
Fights start standing up :)

>>78205145
It was a complete one sided beatdown. You're a fucking moron and should feel ashamed

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>>78205202

>>78205197
Based af.

>>78205210
>Joanna's face
>Joanna nearly getting heemed

For sure

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>>78205202
right here

>>78205229
Wouldeat

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We all agree that this shit was absolutely fixed and Dana needed the next big thing in Conor which he made?

>>78205218
Great analysis anon

>>78205218
Yeah she landed one punch the entire fight and got her ass kicked for the other 24 minutes. Such a little bitch I'd love to see you cry

>>78205141
>>78205155
Fuck that !
Conor McGregor you're takin errythang I wok for motherfucker, Imma fight your fuckin ass. You know what's the real fight, what's the real money fight - it's me. Not these clowns you've already punked at the press conference. Don't no one wanna see that, you know beat them already, that's the easy fight. You want dat real shit right here.
Eyy and another

>>78205242
Yeah you're so smart you see through it all, good going anon! Tell your friends in high school too how you don't buy into the system and how Google knows everything

>>78205083
no my guy the structure behind it looks like the golden bridge

>>78205229
i said face. she looks like a monkey.

>>78204167

>buying pre-made dip from the supermarket

subhuman scum

>>78205259
Train by Day Joe Rogan Podcast By Night!
ALL DAY!

>>78205261
this conorcuck is seething lol
>>78205242
no doubt about it my man, crooked Dana rigged the fight

How much would I have to pay Miesha Tate to sit on my face for no less than two minutes?

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>>78205257
>one punch does this

Did you also believe Bisping beat Hendo?

>>78205294
of course he does lol

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>>78205294
Not him, but yes

>>78205294
One punch did do that and you're a little bitch who im gonna make cry once I find you.

>>78205289
>>78205261
What makes you think it wasn't fixed?

>>78205321
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield

>Karolina Joanna was a fun fight

How fat of a bitch do you have to be to think this?

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>>78205259
You'd have to be retarded to call out a featherweight when you're a welterweight.

>>78205314
bahahahahhahahahahahahha

casual I bet you think bisping is the GOAT too huh? hahahahahhahaha these sad losers, no wonder I'm never here anymore. The lack of intelligent discussion or good memes has forced any good poster away.

>>78205342
It's shit when you get two strikers. It was basically a Muay Thai match.

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>>78205352
Don't hit the door on your way out

>>78205352
cringed

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Looking at this image just confirms how much of a cuckold Michael Bisping is. Just think about it, his little steroid head forced in between Luke's arm while in full mount position. Luke's sweaty thighs, chest and pelvis resting on Bispee's abs. Luke doesn't even give him the courtesy of looking him in the eye or using both arms to submit him he just shoves his juicehead in between there and starts yanking backwards with minimal effort with one arm as if he was doing a yoga plank.

Those 3-5 seconds he was in there must have been surreal. It probably reminded him of all the homosexual encounters he used to have back in ol' manchester, with all the frat "buddehs" About the real reason he got into MMA in the first place, to have good looking sweaty men like Luke make him submissive. This must have been how Conner felt like when Nate had his arms wrapped tightly around his throat, or when Koscheck was foaming at the mouth from getting the roids choked out of him.

As the back of his head is slowly lifted off the canvas, at that moment Peespee realized that he was Luke's personal jester and his undisputed manservant for life, that he would have to present his wife and daughter to Luke as a peace offering and gesture of his submission. That from then on he would only need to fight retired old men in their 40s to avoid this from happening again.

Forever Michael "The Cuckold" Bisping

Why does one british natty GOAT champion cause so much antagonism on /heem/?

What are the chances mcgregor ducks the winner of Freguson v Lee ?

>Nate Diaz: $40,000 (includes $20,000 win bonus) def. Michael Johnson: $30,000

Can you believe Nate's purse was literally less than what an Uber driver makes in a year, and at his next fight he cashed in half a mil?

The guy literally became a millionaire in 43 seconds.

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>they're rev'd up again

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>>78204315
Is the reason you like mcgreggor so much is cause he's an overcompensating manlet like you?

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>>78204630

>>78205425
Karate stance Cejudo is unstoppable

>His gimmick is aping of coralsprings who got tired of it

At least be original you obese NEET

>>78205425
>o
he is so fucking small i would literally crush him to death

>>78205399
>I want to give a chance to the one man who trully beat me... Joe Duffy, get your shit together I'm waiting!

>>78205398
Jealousy

>beautiful family
>money
>fame
>fit

>>78205438
I am going to pump and dump you m8

Why does Yoel Romero suck at fighting so much?

>>78205399
If Lee wins I don't blame him. Nobody gives a fuck about a little bitch ass who got knocked out by a BJJ black belt and that likes to pretend to be from Detroit.

>>78205458
None of which you have so larping as him on here is the best you can do. Sad!

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>>78205460
Poisoned his body so bad that he couldn't beat a fat crippled WW

>>78205363
>>78205362
bahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

>78205460
>78205485
Uh oh he's replying to his own posts again boys

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*gets paid more than you*

>>78205145
is she cute?

>>78205500
>not even fit

even my [spoiler]mom[/spoiler] made a comment about these ironing boards

Really hope OAM heems Tony Martin. Martin's victory against White was one of the lamest fights I've ever seen.

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>>78205493
hahahaha

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>MMA's best fighter got beat up by a 40 year old flyweight who didn't even train

>>78205500
nah this says they make $20k per year

http://www.kgbanswers.com/how-much-money-does-ufc-ring-girl-arianny-celeste-make-in-a-year/22870207

>>78205517
Black man please. Nothing wrong with ironing boards.

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>>78205521
You should watch his fight with Johnny Case then. Was quite fun!

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>These seething cucks upset that I made a thread

ROFL I'm the KING of /heem/ buddehs

>>78205485
How are you gonna feel when Bisping gets wrestlefucked by a fat ww?
>a-at least he got his m-moneyfight

>>78205534
No need. My money is going on OAM.

no joke he's here all day

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>Bisping posts have given the h8rs literal dementia

>>78205535
So much autism

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>>78205535
Bless

>>78205539
GSP is a legend in this barn. Losing to him is nothing to be ashamed of. Michael will ride off into the sunset as an all time great Middleweight and a hefty paycheck. Bless brother

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>>78205525
why the fuck does arianny celeste make the most she is the worst

best one is on the left here

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>78205554
>78205535

>>78205539
>wrestle fucked by GSP

BispGOAT held his own against Chael and even wrestled him to a draw.

correction, he's here all day and night, 4chan is his life

Brian Stann is running for president

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>>78205543
Gonna have to disagree with that bet, friend. Not a big fan of OAM's striking.

>>78205576
You mean he lost to Chael and got completely btfo by Kennedy

>>78205441
if you manage to lay your fat ass on him how long would it take for him to die

>>78205567
I wish all 4 of them could synchronise theirs farts so I could sniff one of their farts, then move over to the next one and sniff hers, and so on.

>>78205588
No, they had a grappling match at the UrFight event but I wouldn't expect a casual to know that

>>78205588
https://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/20/11274612/ur-fight-results-chael-sonnen-vs-michael-bisping-ends-in-draw-roy

>>78205582
He out-struck Dober

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>>78205593
i just wish miesha would put herself in the north south position and smother my face

>>78205594
>>78205599
He still lost the fight, keep sperging

>>78205593
get help

>>78205609
He also got dropped by Dober who isn't particularly good anywhere.

>>78205613
lmao nice job moving the goalposts
stay btfo bud, respond if you want, it'll only confirm you've lost because you're adamant on the last word

>>78205594
So Bisping, the current MW champ, had a draw in a grappling tournament with a retired fighter and you're using this as a positive?

>>78205621
Meme drop. OAM was fine. Finished Dober quickly.

Agreed about the legal nonsense here in the USA - we focus more on lawyers, suing, etc. than actually making stuff, working together, and building our future.

>>78205628
Chael would wrestlefuck GSP

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>>78205464
woah there little fella

Sincerest apologies I completely ruined the Jacare loser's life after I exposed him for being here every waking moment of his life and he desperately apes me and Adan every single day hoping we'll notice him

He's the primary Woodley poster and LARPs as being black because he's so pathetic

>>78205535
cringe

>>78205632
>m-meme

Not an argument

>>78205666
They'll go away once Bisping gets btfo by GSP

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Does the feddaweight division have the most and most exciting prospects right now? I think so. Can't wait to see how all these young, unique guys match up with each other

This loser is here literally all day waiting to make the next thread. This is his entire existence.

>>78205666
are you the heem police? id like to report a disturbance in this thread

>>78205689
ayyy

>>78205666
Example A >>78205693

He's also quite obsessed with Conor. Anytime you see simple saying white boi or any other laughable thing only a fat virgin would bother with, it's him.

He's one of the mega-loser-spergs that gets into thread long arguments with Spain. He's really really fat and pathetic.

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<----- McTired

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Jimi Manuwa got a fight

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>they're here all day and get infurtiated because they can't do anything to stop me

He's all revved oop

>>78205730
this seething white boi sperg tho

Sincerest apologies for revving spergy this hard boys he's here all day, what can you do?

>>78205689
They haven't been delivering though. Yair, Choi, and knight got raped when they faced top competition.

I have high hopes for burgos and volkanovski though. Maybe zabit too but I'd have to see him in one more UFC fight. Memeing on cans doesn't mean shit

Also the Jacare/Woodley loser was/is SpergOP but I guess he got tired of that too

Really pathetic

>>78205666
you're autistic

>>78205783
are you the heem police sir? id like to give my testimony

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>>78204247
GoobSchauby bless

>>78205666
That's nice except for the fact that no one cares dude lol

https://youtu.be/oNHDAf0pdAk

EMBEDDED

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>manuwa vs khalil

I really ruined his fantasy land. He even quit Woodleyposting for a while because I upset him so much.

>>78205836
That's a good fight. When's it happening?

this kid has nothing else to do with his life other than post here and friend simulate playing heem detective and spamming mediocre fighters lmao

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>>78205864
It's not

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who is your favorite female fighter?

Me and my best buddy adan busted him trying to make a new thread let me tell ya

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>>78205834
>pillow tap

>>78205864
till card

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>>78205886

I seriously left him in tatters for the best. I literally made him quit his pathetic habits for a while. He should thank me. Calendarbitch is irredeemable though. He will always be here.

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>>78205886
>mfw

>>78204132
turd

>>78205076
>tyronE is a boxer
lmao
hes literally a wrestler with an overhand right, just a very powerful right
he has shit boxing

i was doing patrols in the archives and you couldn't believe what I discovered sergeant, the jacare poster was the spergop and doubling back as spain but also as spain and he was the one behind all that hate-speech in thread #4125 made on April 25th 2017 at 5:31 am, I'm bringing him in for questioning right now...

>>78205880

Is there a more annoying chinlet than Manuwa?

>Kos 2 cans
>Threatens to KO DC with one punch
>Wants to box David haye
>Gets heemed in 30 seconds by a journeyman

>>78205955
this is the spammer LARPing again.

Calendarbitch gets ultra sensitive because he can never give this place up

>>78205743
how are people still taking this nigerian scam artist seriously after he got KO'd in less than a minute

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>h8rs are in shambles so bad they are tracking every poster
>the Natty GOAT alone has this much power that he can create a new degree of autism among his h8rs

>>78205730
if we all boycotted his bisping thread and posted in the other OP he'd stop doing it.

>>78205966
i take such accusations against my staff very seriously, please come into the station if you want to file an official report! we take our jobs very seriously here at the heem police force!

>>78205983
Do you think you'll go outside this week and do something with your life?

>>78205983
>>78204132
go outside you turd

PLATINUM MIKE PERRY ON THE MMA HOUR RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDO_HS7zUQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDO_HS7zUQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDO_HS7zUQM

>>78206005
who gives a fuck

Daily reminder Schaub/Bisping posters are one autist

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Is he killing himself?

>>78206027
Jon is innocent someone spiked his drink with drugs

>>78206024
Daily reminder your bait is terrible.

Calendarbitch needs to be careful with the police in real life. Don't want them anywhere near his computer.

>>78204157
who the fuck cares? wtf?

>>78206027
USADA responsible for the death of another great fighter's careers. They need to be stopped

>>78206064
That was two hours ago, obviously you care ALOT

>>78206064
you're right just don't use the spammer(Bisping) threads

simple as that

>>78206086
What is he spamming though?

>>78205994
id like to give my testimony as to who i think spergOP was sir

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>>78206064

>>78206064
Calendarbitch and the Jacare/Woodley loser. I gave them too much comfort by not being here as often. They think they won't be shamed again for being the two most utterly pathetic losers on this entire website. I need to chase them back into their hole

>>78206106
Are you seriously here all day

>>78206097
>can't read
sorry for your loss.

>>78205961
>>Wants to box David haye
After McGoober's disaster there aren't going to be any boxers wasting their time with MMA'ers. :(

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Always Bispingfags ruining threads, even the last Cejudo thread was bombarded by Bisping posters instigating shitposting amongst other spergs

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>>78206119
All day every day

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TALK ABOUT MMA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Who is Joanna fighting next? She hinted a big fight annoucement a few days ago.

All potential oppentents seem terrible.

>>78205886
this is Prime Rose, what happened to her?

>>78206082
naw, I just can't stand these tweens shiting up MMA threads with their little catfights.
message each other, ffs. it's an MMA thread, no one gives a fuck who started it and no one cares about you and your friends and who's mad at who today or whatever.

You guys do know the more attention you give them the more they are gonna go off, right? Your bitching is just as annoying as them

Also, this >>78206151

>>78206151
We try. But inevitably calendarbitch and Jacare/Woodley loser need their daily human interaction. I really do feel bad

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>>78206137
im starting to think its the shawb poster with a new meme to spam since the spammer ruined shawb posting for him

>>78206154
she's fighting Might Mouse
srs

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Where the FUCK is Estoniabro to restore order ITT

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>people are playing detective on an British fighting forum while I'm out enjoying life

You can't make this up guys.

>>78206166
Please stop talking to yourself calendarbitch

>on an brittish fighting forum
>an
Lol what a jackass

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>>78206204

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Ripped Roofie with the Ecoreem meem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKd9uUqgIGE

>>78206232
Dis gon be good. Also, Ngannou will kill him, unfortunately

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>>78204593
Out for a rip on the boards aren't ya bud?

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has one man ever more obsessed with an imaginary friend since the shawb poster?

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>>78206247
>Ngannou will kill him, unfortunately
The Ngannou meme ends soon

>>78206260
the deranged spammer is attempting to communicate, try again please

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T CITY IN THIS BITCH

>>78206292
>that face when you toggle on

>>78206258
put his head in a fuckin snowbank and and just started feedin him boom boom boom