>break bundesliga record with 87% possession against freiburg

>>78203380
I honestly have no idea who that man is, is that the new Dortmund coach?

Looks a bit like Pep

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Durch fraud. Tuchel would have won that game.

>>78203394
he's the final form of pep. the goal is to win a game 0-0 with 100% possession.

>>78203380
>Dortmund plays tiki taka under Bosz
friend what?

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>>78203380
he looks like EXPOSED man desu

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>>78203394
it's punished pep from the future

>i rate Bosz

at least he didnt concede in three consecutive Bundesliga matches. Cant remember the last time that happened for Dortmund.

>>78203380
Sounds like the typical Dutch lack of ideas when the other side parks the bus.

>>78203380
they had that goal if Sokratis wasn't a flopping pussy

they should have tried more crosses. Either they would get mor headers/won second balls or it would make Freiburg open more up after winning the ball after a defended cross.

>>78204528
This. All these clean sheets make me wonder if I'm a colourblind time traveller watching Huub Steven's >Schalke.

At least Shitburg will get relegated if they keep playing like this (11 in the box + murderball).

>>78204648
>tfw your club sacked Turbotaktiktuchel JUST to replace him with the latest choke artist

>>78204648
that's hilarious.

>>78204670
>butthurt shareholder
You should be thankful Schmelzer got his ankle smashed. He is fucking shit.

>>78204670
cant wait until they and christian "gregor gysi of football" streich fuck off to second division

>>78204764
Streich is dumb as shit without any wit. He's the Lafontaine of football if anything.

>>78204764
true

>>78203394

It's Pep face swapped with Simeone

>>78204648
really makes me think

just wait for his players to get comfy under his tactics i as ajax supporter realy liked his kamikaze style at his previous club (heracles) he just didnt give a shit. But with sokratis you could be facing some trouble in terms of his speed

>>78204764
you mean Christian "if muslims rob, rape and murder our women its a prank, we should fight racism" Streich?

>>78204927
Sokratis is one of the quickest defenders around, he often makes 34-35kmh sprints.
His speed saved Hummel's lazy ass so many times.

>>78204937
exactly that one. he could play against clubs like st. pauli and have his tolerant circle jerks there.

Divegrass epitomized

>>78204670
>11 in the box

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>>78205101
2016: 4d chess with inverted false wingers, false goalies, liberos, dynamic formations, players wearing jerseys of the opposite team etc.
2017: run very very fast, make a gorillion passes, turn defenders into strikers, let bürki move up to the middle, pass ball into the net

>>78205101
>>78205101
What did he mean by this?

>>78205150
what happens in 2018?

>>78205170
the goalkeeper will play what we call "fliege". he will from time to time keep the goal empty and play midfielder.

lol u a fool for this one bosz

>>78205160
Criss cross tomato sauce

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>>78203380

>it's a german thread

>>78203380
Ball posession has been a damaging meme for like 2 decades now.

>muh torverwertung

German teams always get like 10 times the shots at the goal but the other team wins. How can they still keep doing this? Fuck..

>>78203412
Tuchel would have ended up losing 1-0 after a counter with way too many missed chances to stop it.

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reminder

>>78205420
M8 Kraftwerk is the shit tbqh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKozwALmV0

>>78205101
nigga look like the avatar bending all four elements lmao

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>>78205520

>>78205559
7-1 murder cycle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaYNO9YGHIM

>>78204937
when the muslim says he's 17 but is actually 27 and already raped a 12 year old girl in afghanistan it's just a prank too bro, he basically dindu nuffin.

why a germans on spuh full /pol/ but on the actual /pol/ full reddit?

>>78205605
Fuck man I followed that but I'm still not gonna vote AfD because you're assholes, your leader is a nazi and you have go to back to /pol/..

>>78205630
They're getting paid for it by the Russian government that is trying to destabilize the EU.

>>78205648
nevermind, i jinxed it and summoned sören instead >>78205638

>>78205669
You just replied to both of my posts. I'm a German patriot and you have to fuck off to your containment chamber. I hope you get shot in the head. :^)

>>78203380
Did you watch the game?

Freiburg spent 70 minutes standing with 9 men around the box.

>>78205692
(((patriot)))

>>78205716
Fuck you too m8 :^)

>>78205692
>I'm a German patriot
kek, be a good little patriot and vote for the Führerin then, I'm sure she will fix all the problems she caused in her last 12 years of being chancellor

Wait was Tuchel sacked? For what? Haven't followed for a long time

Possession clearly makes you bald

Look at Iniesta too

>>78205752
he bullied some entitled turk and got the boot

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>>78205752
weapons grade autism

>>78205742
I like to provoke your incompetent responses you little fucking Nazis. It's funny.

>>78205809
No really Sören, vote for whatever you want. Like I give a fuck about your whore mother being raped by abdul.

>>78205809
>For me, it's Patriotism™: Singing our anthem, speaking our language and believing in freedom.

>>78205605
funfact: he already threw a girl off a 10m cliff in greece, she survived somehow. Was send to prison, they released him to flee to Germany. Topkek, i love the EU.

>>78205700
Why doesnt every small team do this then against bvb and Bayern?

>>78205851
Exposing you is pretty much the best entertainment. I'm German born and my name is Christoph. My father's name is Theodor (the god's gift). I have so much fun while exposing you idiots.

>>78205903
what a lovable little rascal

>>78205927
They do against BVB. Not only that, but they also foul 20-0 and then even injury a few players every game. Buyern has Dusel, Dortmund doesnt.

>>78205903
Tuchel never did this.

>>78205954
He would have done it to Emre Mor if they didn't fire him

>>78205939
the butthurt is off the charts

>>78205170
subbing on a striker for your goalkeeper if you're losing like in ice hockey

>>78203380
More like shitti caca

>>78205630
>the actual /pol/

Isn't the actual /pol/ on infinity/eight chan?

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>>78205954
he did do this, however

>>78205986
Not according to the chart with the teams and points.

>>78206063
Might as well print it out and frame it, it's not going to last.

>>78204528
>>78204663
how has he even done this without using Toprak very often?
BvBs defence last season was leaky as fuck
is it just taktiks tukel using meme defending tactics that expect them to play like midfielders?
would explain why they haven't conceded yet if they're only asked to defend and not pass it around the defence until they make a mistake

>>78206096
no ginter or merino lol

>>78206083
Can you give me the numbers to the lottery while your at it?

>>78205903
boys will be boys amirite. then again I don't care if libtards get raped and murdered by their guests.

>>78206182
true, Ginter was turning into a reasonable right back
but had a centre back's pace so probably didn't belong there anyway

Merino is decent, but he's not a defender

>>78206196
you're*

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>>78206327
>tfw you win an internet argument

I thought Pep left the Bundesliga?

Lads who is gonna get exposed the hardest this year

bayern, dortmund or red bull?

>>78206581
Bayern generally and RBL in the CL. Dortmund is the strongest German team at the moment.

>>78206434
different guy m8

>>78206644
And yet both of you have autism.

>>78205669
Good post.
>>78205794
Good post.
>>78205903
Whom!

>>78206653
lick me where I fart

>>78206653
t. rabidly autistic """"Austrian"""" obsessively posting about a single team (Bayern) when he is a fan of bvb

>>78205101

Top 10 Anime Transformation Sequences

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>>78204828
>>78204937
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>>78205605
fischköpfe

>>78203833
lmao good post mehmet

>>78205101
Just like my animes

>>78206096
Zagadou seems solid so far, I guess ball posession works better. Cant really say anything about how Sahin played defensively, but no fuck ups so far.

Wouldnt it be strange if Weigl was the weak link that fucked up dortmunds defense?

>>78206653
based austrian defending the honor of our favorite team in /bundes/ and beyond

So this is /bundes/ now?
Hello

>All this /pol/tier shitposting
not good

>It only takes one one loss against Hoffenheim and the buyern board starts sperging out again
good entertainment desu.

>>78206998
>Wouldnt it be strange if Weigl was the weak link that fucked up dortmunds defense?
He wasn't

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>>78206436

>>78205101
Transform!

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He will be vindicated.

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>austrians

>>78207558
That's a big bus

>>78205939
>hurr durr why cant every team fall for long balls to our pacy nigger
damn sören, you are everywhere

>>78206998
>Wouldnt it be strange if Weigl was the weak link that fucked up dortmunds defense?
I agree that he wasn't, last season I thought he was the only defensive player good enough to do what tuchel was asking of him

Zagadou needs to develop something in the next year or two, he needs to either develop into a solid defender and a playmaker or an outstanding defender enough to displace Sokratis and Toprak

Dortmund are semi-buggered now that Bartra is is injured as neither Sokratis or Toprak are exceptional on the ball. Bartra was sort of coming into his own as a Hummels replacement

>/sp/ doesn't rate streich just because he's a stupid leftie

lmao
guy's an amazing manager

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>>78208764
>I rate rapefugees

But 4real, I do think it's retarded that """"""""""pipo"""""""" judge a soccer coach based on his politics. Keep dat shit separate (tho same could be said to le Coach)

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Kek. This really is going fast.

>>78208809
Obsessed

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>calls others obsessed
>feeds me (you)s every single post I make seconds apart

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>>78208878
I admire your persistence is all even if you're a faggot who reports posts

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>posts closeup pictures of his pubic area online
>calls others faggots

>>78208912
>Not rating my pubes
*Runs to mods and reports post*

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Is this banner material?

>>78209117
not even remotely
what is wrong with you

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>>78209159
I am retarded
Also it's way too tall to be a banner

>>78203412
Tuchel would have let Freiburg score in the 4th minute and dortmund would have displayed a depressing play

>>78204621
This

tuchel to team usa when

>>78211394
I would prefer Bielsa.

>>78211721
CHI

Goooooood morning

>>78211798
do you have autism? Bielsa is a good manager.

>>78208912
how is he holding the beer in the front up? with his index finger? it looks like its floating

Good morning guis. Have a nice tuesday!

>>78208764
>*gets relegated again*
he's a meme, not even top 6 manager in the league

>wake up
>Neuer and Ancelotti badmouthing Lewandowski in the press
>Müller talking about transferring

GOOOOD morning.

>>78218044
all that news is literally a day old guy, how long you been sleeping?

>>78218044
you already said good morning today >>78217616

>>78218183
Theres at least 3 regular Austrian flags on Bundes la.

>>78218165
Some of us go to bed before midnight my big-boned amigo.

>>78218203
>Theres at least 3 regular Austrian flags on Bundes la.
I refuse to believe this, austriaanon.

>>78218241
There are also at least 3 ananastisch poster.

Fact: Austrians are the most powerful posters on the board.

>>78218414
Can we get a schnellen Überblick?

>>78218414
Only because the buttmad customers keep feeding me (you)s.

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>>78204528
Can't concede when the opponent doesn't have the ball at all!
Can't score when all you do is pass the ball sideways, tho.

>>78204648
>total shots 17
>shots on target 3
They ought to have, like, 60 shots in order to actually score, innit.

>>78204764
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>>78205605
>>78205903
wew

>>78218399
I'm one of them desu

>>78218495
Prove it.

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>>78218486
>17 shots
How's 27?

>>78218503
I can't when you're looking.

>>78204937

I need more info on this Germanbro

>>78218511
K E K
Just how hard is to kick the fucking ball towards the goal, huh? And they're professionals too.

>>78218539
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriminalfall_Maria_L.

>>78218486
Next time watch a match before delighting us with your opinion.

Post more Tuchel

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>>78219007
You sure that's not Jude law?

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>>78205532
that's not the original kraftwerk mix but a remix by Etienne de Crecy and some other guy whose name I forgot.
t. Kraftwerk autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oizyIH0ugg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJIbvB_8vaQ

>>78219301
That's one weird looking jaw and chin combo.

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>>78219314
weird angle

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>>78217425
and middle finger, yes

Today is the day Buyern can possibly fully implode, if Robbery get injured.

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>mfw they lose to anderlicht

so are we here or there >>78207696
hello? yes I am konfus

>>78217640
you try keeping up your team after you sell your 3-5 best players every single year

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>>78220136
>mfw

>>78219350
It's to hide his male pattern baldness.

>>78220160
wherever denmark posts in is the real thread