Ce sont les meilleures équipes

Soon™.

When I was a kid I thought it was

THE MASTER
LOS GRANDES TEAMS
THE CHAMPIONS

ILS SONT LES MEILLEURES

reminder that messi is the goat and not only because of football:

https://twitter.com/ByBarcelonista/status/907245420895719424

>>78203364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7himJxei5I

>>78203410
GOAT

>>78203424
But why.

>>78203424
If other people watched they league, they could hear this version everyday

Also:
>based Moutinho
>based Brahimi

>>78203443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ3ugvQGPPM

This is the true version

>>78203457
Holy shit, the Portuguese are actually funny.

>>78203424
Agreed. We need a CL hymn reform. A line of Spanish and a line of Italian.

>>78203480
You think you invented zoeira?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpbhooe6Ns

>>78203457
>radio comercial

fucking normie, disgusting

> BVB - Malaga 2nd lap

You will never forget that night in the yellow wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVsPAzPks-4

File: 1496843824602.jpg (198KB, 750x922px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 750x922px

>>78203535
m80 masterrace

>>78203519
Honestly, yeah. I'd never even seen Portuguese humour. It's surprisingly similar to ours.

I do still think we're better at it, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC5D4dCktBA

>>78203584
Curto do som, obrigado pela sugestão. Faz-me lembrar esta banda -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF96MQbDkMQ

>>78203570
Can't wait for PuliGOD to absolutely humiliate our opponents and rejecting Madrid/Barca move because he is loyal to BVB.

File: tips_el_fedora_jaja.jpg (130KB, 588x791px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 588x791px

>>78203535
>I listen purely to Antena 3
j/k, I also hate Comercial and RFM

>>78203907
>not listening in exclusive to Vodafone FM
Philistine

>>78203930
I listen to M80 for muh 80's vibes.

>>78203424
I never cringed so hard in my life.

File: Imagem12.png (1MB, 785x1125px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 785x1125px

>>78203535
>>78203574
>>78203907
>>78203930
>>78203940
LEMBRETE!

>>78204052
For me, it's Antena 3. They got Aleixo FM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bXOSCP3OzA

>>78203457
This is the real one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGW3zXDPMc4

File: 1403123466146.jpg (26KB, 478x349px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 478x349px

>>78203457
>LASANHA

>>78203364
my wake up clock song desu

>>78203410
jesus christ

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>78203424
SH SH SH SH SH SH SH SH

european brazilian was a mistake

>>78203364
*cums*

>>78203410

god bless you Messi

The UEFA Champions League© anthem, which cannot be bought, was written by British composer Tony Britten, a graduate of the Royal College of Music. Commissioned in 1992 to devise a piece in the style of George Frideric Handel, the iconic recording of Britten's piece is performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra and sung by the Academy of Saint Martin in the Fields Chorus. The lyrics mix elements from the three official UEFA languages: English, French and German.

> The UEFA Champions League final is the most watched annual sporting event worldwide. The final of the 2012–13 tournament had the highest TV ratings to date, drawing 3 billion television viewers.[1]

B-b-b.-b-ut my famous S-s-s-s-uperbowl ;___;7

>>78203410
wow, he's actually quite decent at it considering he's a footy obsessed autist

>they changed the pleasant Europa League hymn into a disaster

File: Qm2PdKZ.jpg (61KB, 960x538px)

61KB, 960x538px

>>78203410
did he take piano lessons and then have a recital like children do?

>>78203410

kek that look at the end

the face of autism

are these really the lyrics? lost all respect for the anthem desu , sounds like a child wrote it

>spain right next to portugal
>spain 50m population
>portugal like 9m

>somehow more portuguese on spee than spanish

how? why?

>>78206470

>spain 50m population
>they actually have their own boards and online presence
>portugal like 9m
>they are poor and have nothing
>use other people's boards

>>78206470
The entire population of Portugal is here

>>78206470
we're always the same 6 or 7 posters la

>>78203570
Not as good without the German commentary.
>Ich weiss nicht wer das Tor erzielt hat. Es ist mir auch scheiss egal

>>78206481
We are few, but we are better. We are on the vanguard of shitposting, spaniards have no humor.

File: Screenshot_1.png (18KB, 316x421px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 316x421px

>>78206584
pic related, i honestly dont know why they even exist

>>78206470
Spaniards don't have time to shitpost like us. here's the average Spaniard schedule:

>11 am: wake up. Waking early is not in Spanish
>11:05 am: masturbate to king's picture
>11:07 am: go take breakfast. Remains of dinner (Spanish call it "tapas") and disguting sherry
>11:50 am: get dressed with stupid Spanish outfit and stupid spanish hat.
>12am: go to work on Seat car
>12:10 am: car breaks down. Spain not into engineering
>12:30 am: car problem solved. Spend 2000 euros on mechanic
>12:35 am: car problem again due to Spanish shitty road. Leave car in the middle of the road for police to pick it up.
>1 pm: arrive to work
>1:01 pm: lunch break. Eat disgusting paella
>1:59 pm: lunch break over
>2pm: siesta time
>3:23 pm: wake up after having nightmare with Aljubarrota's Baker. Go back to sleep four minutes after
>4pm: end of siesta
>4:05 pm: get drunk on sherry
>4:10 pm: return to work, which can be translated in Spanish as escarbar los cojones
>5pm: ETA bombing. Work ends
>5:15 pm: go to favourite pub. South American shitty music on repeat
>5:17 pm: get drunk on sherry (again)
>5:20 pm: watch highlights of boring La Liga Games on pub
>6 pm: go to ugly mistress' shitty with ugly eyebrows apartment
>6:04 pm: leave ugly mistress' shitty with ugly eyebrows apartment
>6:16 pm: hear guy on street speaking Galician. Beat shit out of him
>6:19 pm: police arrests you
>7pm: pay 3000 euros to Spanish State and 5000 euros to police comissar to be freed. Spanish state loves to steal people's money
>7:01 pm: leave police station on your car, previously brought there by police in the afternoon
>7:23 pm: car breaks down again. Burn it in the road
>7:30 pm: sun finally sets, due to shitty timezone
>7:40 pm: arrive home. Punch wife for not having dinner ready
>7:50 pm: go watch shitty spanish soap opera
>9 pm: dinner ready. Eat chorizo's like a pig
>9:45 pm: watch bullfight
>10:30pm: end of bullfight
>11pm: go to the street dance flamenco like a retard until 2am

Repeat

>>78207021
kek

>>78207021
wew

Reminds me of that Korean dude describing the average jap's daily life, someone post that

>>78207021
This sounds like the ideal life desu

File: 3c5.png (474KB, 1246x1558px) Image search: [Google]

474KB, 1246x1558px

>>78207186
Here you go

>>78207218
nice

Thanks dad

>>78207021
I KEKED SO MUCH THEY KICKED ME OUT OF THE MOSQUE :^)

>>78207021
>Remains of dinner (Spanish call it "tapas")
that explains a lot

Do i order Domino's or Pizza Hut lads i'm hungry

>>78207476
FEIJOADA COM PICANHA!

>>78207476
Se mata se você pede pizza nesses lugares fodidos e não numa pizzaria de verdade

>>78207476
>Pizza hut
enjoy your americanized fake-italian garbage

File: 3100.png (50KB, 675x547px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 675x547px

>>78207521
São do lado da minha casa, chega mais rápido

>>78207568
VAI COMER BANANA ASSADA, FILHO DA PUTA!

>>78207598
rude

File: 1372995299028.jpg (14KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 400x300px

>>78203410
Is he actually playing or is there some trickery going on for ruse bants
I feel like it's the latter

>>78205502
Don't remind them they'll call hotpockets on you
He takes /sp/ VERY SERIOUSLY you know.

>>78206502
Isto

>>78203480
Rhanks son

Bumo

>>78206498
Actually true

Oxigénio > Radar >>>> Antena 3 > lixo > resto (sem contar com tsf e antena 1 e 2)

>>78203535
Good post

>>78203930
Vodafone is for nu-males and girls

>>78203907
Terrible

We're all watching olympiakos vs lisbon right?

>>78206470
We're better at english

>>78206481
We also have a pt imageboard

>>78207691
What he's playing is super basic

>>78223485
SPORTING TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>78223485
I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE LOL

1-0 already

File: 1505245536294.png (794KB, 784x1125px) Image search: [Google]

794KB, 784x1125px

>>78223485
>acuna matata