this time you went too far /sp/

any normal human would have felt just as ashamed as rooney did the next day.

instead this vapid whore is only interested in making money and fame off it by selling her stories and fake gossip to the papers. cancerous woman

she also looks fellaini

so did she drop a big mac or a "big mac" into his pool?

if you know what i'm saying

>>78202461
Big mac? Or big cack?

If you know what I mean

>>78202461
Big cacas if you know what I mean

>>78202461
Would be funnier if she literally dropped a Big Mac there.

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I wouldn't want to have a Big Mac dropped into my pool 2bh. It would separate into little bits and float around the pool and then you have to fish out the gross soaked buns and the dissolving patties. It's just not worth it, especially if you're a professional footballer and can have as much pussy as you want.

>>78202564
it was a big turd, not a famous burger >>78202534

>>78202569
how could she drop a shit? where was she carrying it to?

>>78202581
>Not knowing girls carry their poo around in ziploc bags for such an occasion as dropping it in some rich footballers pool
virgin

Wtf is wrong with british press

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Fellaini has long been having some sort of feud with McDonalds. Just look at this he isn't even looking at Ronald and now he is upset at some whore for dropping a burger in his pool.

>>78202607
(((()))

>>78202607
The readers desu

fellaini scores a blooter

>PERRO CACAS IN THE HOUSE

starts playing

This is a good thread

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>>78202461
POO in the pool? No way

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This is a 10/10 in the UK.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870978/Coleen-Rooney-wants-Wayne-ask-Everton-time-off.html

Lets say she did shit in the pool, how are the logistics of this. Here are the options I'm seeing
>squat over the edge and balance
>hold onto something so you lean back and shit in the pool
>possible diving board to hang off of during the shit
>shit outside the pool and poke it in with a stick or other instrument
>shit while swimming in the pool

>>78202694
I believe the phrase is 'butterface'.

>>78202798
I thought y'all called it a Golden Slippery Stick

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>that fucking nose

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>>78202542
11/10

bois i think we are onto a new meme like the ACL icebucket challenge, now the challenge is to poop in your enemys pool

>>78202610
my sides

>>78202461
Big Mac or "Big Sack"?

I still am getting a tranny vibe from her.

>>78202610
Is he a covert Wendy's operative?

>The Sun/Daily Mail pays some ugly attention whore with tits to try and get with PL players so they can write stories about it to cater to their brain dead readers

Why am I not surprised.

>>78202409
She looks like an ayy lmao

>>78204573
i heard they call it "le big mac"

>>78204703

t. guardian reader

>>78204800

'no'

Reading liberal media is just as retarded as right wing shit.

>>78202607
Other countries have relatively higher press regulation that would make tabloids think twice about putting out some absolute nonsense.

>>78202798
For that she would at least need a good body. Don't get me wrong, it's not an awful body, but it's what you would describe as "distinctly average" if this was 20 years ago before everyone got fat and black.
She's living proof that for a woman to be able to mingle with celebrities/multimillionaires/footballers all you need to do is to not be fat. For a man to mingle with celebrities/millionaires/footballers he needs to be a celebrity/millionaire/footballer.
Imagine having life on such an easy mode that you can glide through by simply not being a big fucking whale. Now imagine being such a fucking whale that you hijack a movement designed for people with actual physical disabilities (such as missing limbs or facial disfigurements) purely to aid your own delusion that "big is beautiful" (it isn't) and that you can be "fat and healthy" (you can't), just because you're too much of a lazy cunt to not eat as much.

>>78202694
She's fucking disgusting looking

>>78202694
that's a horseface if ever there was one

>>78204788
Underrated

>>78202694
>showing off her shitty boobjob scars
disgraceful

>>78202409
"she's" literally a 10 in bongland. SAD!

>>78202409
goddamn brits are ugly as sin. inbred cunts

>>78202694
woman your man is not some fucking office drone
everton relies on rooney

Maybe she's just incontinent?

>>78202610
He thinks Ronald McDonald stole his hair but we all know it was the other way around

>>78202694
She's vile, no man in the UK would go near her unless they were 8 pints deep.

>>78204788
10/10 aaaaaaaaaaaj io no puedo +

All this Big Mac talk is getting me hungry. Good thing I live above a McDonalds

>>78208889
hahhaha america

>>78204982
excellent post

>>78208939
Reminder that Ameritards are to blame for the modern hell that is advertising strategy.

I'd certainly give her the whopper

>>78208939
>>78208977
wtf that is why I didn't get the 1/3 burger

For me, it's the McChicken

>>78208939
smaller burger patties are better

>>78209092
how?

>>78209139
thick burger patties suck dick since they are harder to cook evenly and keep moist

>>78202621
> this not closed parenthesis
Is killing me

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>>78202542

Always LOL at how DM doesn't give a fuck about lawsuits.

They literally have a few hundred mil ready for cases.

>>78208939
but i can buy 1/3 burgers today?

Daily Mail are top tier RL shitposters

>>78208977
actually it's German Jews that moved here in the early 20th century

Do you think he's mad that they're saying that he fucked her or that she shit in his pool?

>>78211271
hardees/carls jr sell 1/3 pounders as thiccburgers

>>78208939
>not using hope solo's beef

>>78211387
>bernays
>German Jew

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>>78212900
he was born in Austria

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>>78202694
Usually I'm not very picky, but I wouldn't touch this women with a ten foot pole desu.

>>78213092
it's the eyebrows

>>78204878
>regulation makes things better
The reason is because all the intelligent Brits left the country and what is left is mostly brainless parasites. Clearly there is a reason you stayed behind.

ITT: Homos

>>78213092
Same. Something seems off with her nose, eyelids and eyebrows. Also her tits.
But I have no money so I guess I'm safe

>>78208486
Not even close my fat retarded friend.

>>78202694

G R I M