/heem/ - current champs edition

>>78198077

>115 lb chick w/ crack whore physique
> god tier

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>>78198077
>lawler
>thompson
>th-this time
>maiavi- maia!
>c-colby
>rafael

>>78198173
>criticizing joanna for having weak division
fair, but not her fault
>criticizing joanna for being a small woman
casual pleb

>>78198193
the only claim i made was that he outboxed rockhold

>>78198248
she can stop being a cutbabby killing herself to fight womanlets and fight shev, is that fair?

>>78198296
so is everyone who isn't HW a cutbabby? there isn't even a 125 division yet

>>78198077
Decent list good job OP

>>78198351
>being this dence

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>>78198289
And Anderson

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>>78198370
thx babby

>>78198381
>dence

>>78198370
>>78198077
oh shit i forgot cyborg

what tier should she be?

>>78198468
Her own tier because she's the only fighter in the division

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>tfw the real money fight never happened

>>78198468
lonely tier

>>78198510
http://www.ufc.com/rankings

UFC seriously hates her

>>78198512
>tfw rampage had titties in his last fight
rampage should do one last fight and retire

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>>78198077
thank you Joanna poster for saving us from bisping posters

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>78198567
Mate she literally is in her own division though. How are they supposed to make rankings when no one else is in the division?

>>78198568
>literally needs a safe space
The king is living in your head.

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>>78198602
yeah but they don't even list her as champ

>>78198512
WALK UP ON ME AGAIN

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>6 fight picks
we aint getting no winners this week also, why even put that fight on fightpass?

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>>78198568
>tfw both

>>78198659
Well, not on the rankings page, because there are no rankings
The UFC literally made this division for her, I don't think they're trying to not promote her

>>78198720
i like how you can admit Joanna looks like a goblin. You're an alright ladd

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>>78198711
im in pittsburgh and im not even going. it's basically rockhold and no-names

>>78198726
they could have at least put her as champ and then have no rankings underneath
>answer my texts dana!

>>78198744
drawfag made me this. yeah she looks like goblin but i find her quite attractive (most of the time)

>>78198711
>why even put that fight on fightpass?
Have to bring value to it somehow to keep subscriptions
Though, it is strange they opted for a 6 fight main card rather than bumping 1 off somewhere to FP

I don't like 6 fight main cards at all, not looking too forward to this one

>>78198764
>they could have at least put her as champ and then have no rankings underneath
That'd look daft though on the rankings page

>>78198794
yeah but it just seems like an insult to her. why list the division at all?

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Reem bless lads

>>78198812
I don't know, but I really think you're looking for things that aren't there.
Like I said, they literally made this division for her. Why would they sign her, make a division for her only to try and avoid promoting her? Come on mate

>>78198861
>I don't know, but I really think you're looking for things that aren't there.
literally true

>>78198764
>drawfag
here's another one taking requests
>>>/int/79349489

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>how to download the entire ppv to make this webm
fuck you fags

>>78198899
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiW8ilyTuuI
go to 1:13 and see DJ smile when she says "love"
is he thinking about when he heemed her husband or when he smashed her backstage?

>>78198935
fucking lol

>>78198935
You're pretty daft because the UFC literally upload Octagon interviews to their Youtube page and all you had to do was ask, and you'd have found out you can get it in much better quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KaiNR_CoDE

Lmao basically

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>>78198987
fuck you goof. somebody else should have made it. it's obviously the best webm of the night

>>78199055
All you had to do was ask bud
Didn't have to download the whole ppv then kek

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is this the cutest fighter currently signed to a Zuffa contract?

>>78199370
no

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>>78198226
>identifying as a boring fighter in order to pretend that you have a personality

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is this the cutest fighter currently signed to a Zuffa contract?

>>78199370
disgusting frog faced freak

>>78198248
womans 115 pounds is the strongest and most competitive division in all of wmma for what it is worth.

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>>78198077
>ROID Tier
>>"eyepoke with bones" jones

GOAT Tier
> DJ

>God Tier
>>joanna violence
>>stipe

>Top Tier
> max
> cody

>Fake Belt Tier
>>whittaker

>YMCA elders boxing contender Tier
>>mcgregor

>Boring Tier
>tyron "hold the fence" Woodley

>>78198077
>God Tier
>>joanna

there's no competition in women's mma.
come back in 10 years

>>78200443
>tfw you're so good you have no competition left

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>>78200473
Iktf

>>78200483
except he just has no competition because there are only about 100 people in the world small enough to compete at flyweight

meanwhile there are 4 billion women in the world

>>78200649
there's plenty of smaller guys who could make that weight and they don't have the option to go NFL and make millions like LHW/HW guys

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>>78200675
being taller works against you at fly and bantamweight

all the lower weight division champs are on average 2 inch shorter than the rest of the fighters

holloway is the only exception

>>78200687
is this real? dana is so cringey

how many ppv buys did 215 get?

>>78200700
probably a ton

nunes is a huge star

cause she's so likable

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>>78200713
she literally is

>>78200695
I don't want it to be, but the shadows point to yes.

>>78200687
Height is always an advantage, but an advantage does not automatically make you win.

>>78200719
you got your bomb shelter ready?

>>78200728
so you can eat people?

>>78200719
Dude what the fuck language do they speak in Guam?

>>78200736
They speak perfect English with like Midwestern American accents. It's trippy.

>>78200728
What the fuck is happening here?

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>tfw no Goblin gf to protect you

>>78200728
Why is literally nobody doing anything? Fucking Chinamen.

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>>78200753

>>78200758

there will be one more open spot on the train tomorrow, is all they are thinking

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The more I watch this fight, the more I realize what actually happened. You can see it in Conor's eyes in the 4th after destroying Mayweather for 3 whole rounds.

Mayweather had nothing for him. And the desperate look on his face said it all.
It was at that point that Conor realized: 'I can't destroy this old man. I can't destroy boxing. His legacy, this fight, is all he has left. I am young, I can take it. Boxing and Floyd need this more than me.'

That's when he started to let Floyd take over. That wasn't exhaustion we were seeing. It was a look of resignation. Why do you think Floyd was so appreciative after the fight? Because they both know that he needed the win more. And so it was, Boxing was saved.

>>78200785
Hey I saw this comment on that other site too

>>78199055

I laughed so hard when this happened. Best MMA moment of Aug/Sep incl. the Gonzalez finish

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>>78200810

For reference

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>>78200758
>>78200728
Here's what happened

>younger guy gets on a bus and bumps into the older man
>doesn't apologise
>older man gets angry and shoves him
>fight breaks out
>people try to break it up
>older man ends up biting the other dude
>passengers are scared away by the blood
>they are both arrested
>both apologise to police and are released on the same day

And that's how a civilised nation deals with shit. If this happened in the west there would be 24 hours of news covering the incident, segments from "distressed" viewers, complaints, some follow up about "is the west becoming too violent?", a debate about whether video games are to blame. Fucking pussies China is the last masculine country.

>>78200785
He's bout to hit the Rainmaker

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>>78200726
Don't let the fear monger news ruffle you. NK is not going to do anything except keep trolling trump because he is like a anti-american propaganda machine.

>>78200736
Everyone speaks perfect English except for the rando Chinese/Japanese tourist.

>>78200785
Oh right, conor is all about helping his opponents keep their legacy intact and showing mercy. That's why aldo dominated for 10 years and from now on will only be remembered from that 13sec ko. Conor is a good tier fighter with an masters grasp on marketing to the casuals, stop pretending he is some GOAT contender.

>>78200822
I prefer our way of doing things.

>>78200836
Chuckled but that's horrible lel

>>78200844
You have literally misread or misunderstood every single post you have replied to.

Which is why I asked what language do they speak in Guam, because your comprehension is awful.

>>78200844
get a load of this guy!

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>>78200852
1/10. Come on you can do better than that.

>>78200865
>giving another guy a 1/10 when you fell for the worst bait pasta in the entire thread

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*blocks your path*

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Favourite female fighter?

>>78200882
https://streamable.com/epq0t

>>78200907
crisps

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<------------Stockton tap

>>78200882
Demetrious Johnson

I decided to go MGTOW because of last nights main event

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<----Gooby

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>>78201179

>>78198077
>GOAT Tier
>>jones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78200822
>Biting chunks out a youngster because he wouldn't give up his seat
Very civilized those chinks lmao

>>78201358
i'm talking about society's response to it. we get chimps stabbing each other every day don't act like there's no violence here.

>>78201365
There was no response because this kind of shit happens every day in the beehive that is China, trust me china is a fucking hellhole and empathy/love for your fellow man is near non-existent.

At least in Beijing

>>78198296
Joanna looks like a stick figure next to Shev

anyone have that webm from a relatively recent prelim fight, I think weidman vs gastelum, where this one guy ran into the cage head first after getting dizzy

Reminder that Masvidal won the fight, Maia won the decision.

>>78204353
true but who cares?

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post yfw Dana hasn't made a comment about Borg dropping out yet

Nunes is the new Woodley. She lost, UFC is WWF tier shit now.

No Conor, no JJ.
No stars.

>>78205057
>UFC is WWF now
>No stars
Yeah but they still have good fighters. Imagine unironically saying UFC is WWF now, but then follow up as a criticism that they have no good personalities.

>>78205100
lol good point

a lot of people don't know the difference though. i told this girl the other day i like UFC and she kept insisting it was rigged and thought i was stupid for saying it wasn't

>>78204996
of course he won't, hes probably reveling in his fat smugness

>>78198381
How is anon being dense, Cletus?