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Super Sunday was pretty shit. At least we have West Ham v Huddersfield to look forward to tomorrow

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>leave the pfa player of the year award to me

Thinking of getting a cheeky Mahrez in my fantasy team. thoughts?

>>78180883
huddersfield are going to go full rape mode on west ham

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You are now aware that Henri Camara is still playing

>>78180816
FPL is such a bullshit game.

Player prices change willy-nilly and are dependant on millions of scrubs who take -12 point hits every week because they're fucking retarded.

After a while, everyone's team looks exactly the same because there are only five or six players capable of delivering points consistently.

Chips are retarded too - they're basically overpowered, so if you fuck up your triple captain, your entire season is ruined.

Oh, and the -4 point hits for extra transfers basically make those completely obsolete, because the risk of your new player not delivering is way too big to bring him in.

>>78181169
Alri lad I'll send a text to my mate he runs FPL

>>78181169
Damn Poland, didn't know you had the solutions to all our problems. Actually, you can do that by killing yourself and erasing your people off of the face of the planet

>tfw ben davies is legitimately at least as good as danny rose

>>78181762
I thought Poland was based

>>78180993
wasn't he at Wigan years ago

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jesus christ

>>78182678
yeah he played for wigan, west ham and stoke
he's 40 years old and now playing in the greek third division

>>78182904
Is that an elimination chamber?

>>78180934
>Huddersfield are still in the premier league

>>78182904
can't stand indoor stadiums

triggers me

>>78180816
more like GroSS

>>78183177
Filiming kids enjoying their innocent lives playing on the swings triggers me

>>78183431
why is hist shirt so small

>>78183792
Sunday league teams just use the same 15 shirts for years and keep washing them. Don't have them in that size ofc. Keep asking stupid questions, see what happens.

>65 threads hidden

>>78186019
>handegg

>>78181762
why so mean

Literally what is there to talk about after this weekend's shit fest. Champions League is on is it? /sp/ is so fucking dead

>>78186316
West Ham vs. Huddersfield tomorrow, PL doesn't get any more exciting than that.

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who /5-0/ here?

>190kg larping as a nazboy

at least based chris wood scored today

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>>78187210
did anyone end up putting the autism hat on this guy?

>>78187244
I'm a white nationalist, key difference. Oh and another being that I'm not that fat retard either.

>>78186944
Tbf I like Huddersfield. Don't know if I'd watch them but I always root for the promoted teams.

>>78186316

The Mane assault

>Mark Hughes made not just one but TWO unsuccessful attempts to shake hands with Jose Mourinho after this spiky encounter on Saturday – even pursing the Manchester United manager to the dressing room, it has been revealed.
>United had let it be known the initial snub had occurred because the Stoke manager had shoved his counterpart in the chest, before swearing at him and calling for his dismissal. Mourinho even walked out of a TV interview when asked for more details.
>On Sunday, Stoke said that Hughes had later attempted a reconciliation outside the United dressing room. This second attempted handshake was again rebuffed. It was just the latest handshake controversy surrounding Hughes who, in the past, has fallen out with Tony Pulis (three times), Roberto Mancini, Martin Jol and Arsene Wenger.

Mark Hughes + Chelsea would be the snub combination we'd all like to see.

>>78188640
From this it sounds as if Sparky is the one who's caused all of this shit.

Wouldn't surprise me.

>>78180903
>forgetting that City players never get in the PFA teams
>Agüero
>Silva

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>>78188640
>please shake my hand
>why is everyone snubbing me
>my feet hurt

>>78188736
all he ever does is fucking moan so probably

>>78188640
Remember when Clive Allen was furious Wenger wouldn't shake his hand?

>>78181959
m8 until you've had thousands of the cunts swarming over your town you don't have a fuckin scooby alright?

>autistic introvert that sometimes lets his emotions get the best of him but means well
mark hughes is /ourguy/

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>>78189086
this but unironically

>>78189086
>meaning well
cunt

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Neat.

>>78189539
Very. What's the effect/filter called?

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>I wish are team had an ass. I want that ass to be spread eagled and fucked, fucked hard. Like a fuckin' real tramp.

What did he mean by this?

>>78180903
Man City players are snubbed even more than Arsenal ones

considering its a popularity contest I don't understand why people care about these awards of TOTS

>>78181169
I agree about the points deduction

I mean B.Silva is getting me 0-1 points at most every week, might as well swap him for any midfielder who actually plays and it'll play off after 1 week

>>78183431
Wayne Shaw ?

>When Scott Dann somehow missed an open goal with minutes remaining of Crystal Palace's 1-0 defeat at Burnley, it confirmed a pointless, and goalless, start to the season for Frank de Boer's side. Palace have now gone 450 minutes, and almost four months, without a top-flight goal. It is also 93 years since a top-flight side last failed to score and lost their opening four games - Preston North End in 1924-25. But how far down the Football League ladder do you have to go to find the next side who have not celebrated at least a goal this term? League One? National League?

>Nope. Try again.

>In fact the next team down the footballing ladder who are yet to trouble the scorers are Oadby Town of the United Counties League Premier Division, a massive 186 places below Palace in the league.

That's simultaneously impressive and pathetic at the same time.

>>78188640
Hughes also caused a stink last year when Mazzari didn't do so either

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/2274839/stoke-boss-mark-hughes-slams-watfords-walter-mazzarri-for-refusing-to-shake-hands-following-1-0-defeat/

what is this dudes problem

>>78181762
Keep dreaming Nigel

>>78191346
Well in that case Mazzarri probably has no clue what "shake hands" means.

>>78191307
Embarrassing considering they are meant to have some good attacking takent
Benteke, always scores around 15 goals a season
Zaha, one of the most successful dribblers in the league
Cabaye, highly rated and a beast at Newcastle

>>78191457
Considering the last four managers they've had, it's no wonder they've been so shellshocked when a continental comes in and tries to play possession football.

>>78191307
>1924-25
huddersfield won the league that year
and arsenal finished 20th
and lester got promoted as champions with united up to the first division
only 11 out of 66 teams in the first, second and third division were south of birmingham

>>78191457
plus the irrepressible Puncheon, who you'd think would have grafted his way to a goal or two by now

>>78191434
>he took four hours to reply with this

Anyone else doing CL fantasy?

The worst sunday ever

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How will this play out?

utter shite matches like Swansea - Newcastle or Burnley - Palace should only be shown on Monday, that's the only time people will look forward to them because it feels like you get an extra match, and theres fuck all else to do on a monday.

but when wake up on a sunday morning and you see absolute shit like that is scheduled, when they could've shown Everton - Spurs etc instead it just makes you SEETHING

>>78193361
Blame the CL.

>>78193287
happened last season too with leicester chelsea.

they lost in the league cup in ET then got hammered in the league IIRC

also happend to my team at the end of last season, where we played Dundee Utd 3 games in a row

>>78193287
>September 23
>>>/x/

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>le emptyhad

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Iiiiiiiiiiit's MATCHDAY!!!

The mighty crimson Hammers will interface with the plucky West Yorkshire Terriers in a battle of wits and sheer might in London's London Stadium.

>>78193765
fill me in on this.

>>78201061
Some nutter claims Nibiru, the Planet X, will enter visible range from Earth and subsequently collide with the Earth and kill most of the human race. And it's based on the fact some Christian nutter says the world will end on 23rd September. So this dude claims Nibiru is the apocalyptic reason why it'll happen. His proof?

>Why is there 100 deep bunkers in the USA? :O

tl;dr more bullshit claims that won't end with anything.

>>78191457
They keep changing managers, who keep playing different football. They need to stop pretending to be Barca and start playing 10 at the back and hoofing it to Benteke.

Hey guys. I'm the guy who predicted Arsenal would get raped by Liverpool. I predict a 6-0 win for Chelsea next week.

>>78201141
Conte has lost 3 of the 4 games he played against Wenger last season.

>>78201135
You reckon Benteke's good enough still? He's crap.

>>78201167
Nah, just that he should be played like that.

>>78201166
Then it'll change. I seriously doubt Arsenal will win. I'd bet against it if I could into betting.

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>Some people at work actually told me they reckon Huddersfield will beat the Irons tonight
What is this meme

Who /bet/ here?

I'm up to £875 from an initial £50 bet but I can't break £900. It's been a week and I keep getting to £895 and dropping again.

>>78201196
it's cos west ham are shit lad. relegation tier this season.

>>78201205
Me, but I never usually bet on football.
I'm up about 2k from the Floyd fight and Nadal.

Tempted to lump on West Ham but I don't trust them not to JUST

>>78201209
I know they're shit, I had season tickets back when they got relegated by Crystal Palace but fucking huddersfield?

mounie double
stick a tenner on it

>>78201217
huddersfield are pacey and energetic and still all fired up at the excitement of being in the prem for the first time. west ham are tired aging mercenaries who don't really care with a manager who has no idea what defending is.

>>78201046
The Dildo Brothers are so gormless

>>78201196
>underestimating Huddersmeme
I see you dont follow footy much

>>78201231
imagine choosing to model yourself on alan sugar.

>>78198239
>haha look at all those empty seats
>...in the away end
you fucking mong lad, delete your internet

>>78201240
Not for the past few years desu, lost interest in this semen slurping sport

>West Brom recorded over 50% possession for just the 10th time in their 98 Premier League games under manager Tony Pulis.

>de boer

FUTURE ENDEAVORED

>Dutch managers

>>78201411
And they lost. Pulis getting ideas above his station after signing Krcyhwaiwkwevikz

Feel sorry for de Boer, but if Roy Hodgson is seriously the main candidate to replace him then relegate the club now.

Wait, they already fired De Boer?

>>78201464
https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/crystal-palace-sack-frank-de-boer-after-77-days-following-four-straight-premier-league-defeats-a3631811.html

4 straight losses and 0 goals scored. Harsh but understandable.

that liverpool feel

>Palace going down
good

>BREAKING NEWS: Sky sources - Roy Hodgson to be appointed as Frank de Boer's replacement in next 24 hours.
lmao

>pisstal palarse

>>78201479
they kept talking about this during the game yesterday, which i assumed meant it wouldn't happen
shows what i know

>>78201573
Palace confirmed winning at Anfield

>>78201573
Could Derby record be broken?

>>78201585
they lost that fixture in August.

4 games seems a bit rash

Crystal Palace confirmed for being a total shambles

>>78201573

So this is the power of English management...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE STONE AGE CLUB CRYSTAL PALACE IS UTTER SHIT CUNTS
MUH SHOUTY FANS
MUH SCANTLY CLAD WHORES AND OTHER AMERICANISMS
MUH HOOFBALL TACTICS


HOPE THEY'RE FUCKIN RELEGATED WITH WOY ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TEEBEEAITCH

POVERTY
O
V
E
R
T
Y

Worst dutch appointment since Schteve

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*carves a return*

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>4 games

Freaking dutchmen

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>4 (Four)

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>4
>Old English fēower, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch and German vier, from an Indo-European root shared by Latin quattuor and Greek tessares.
>Four

is his career finished now then?

> Man United have No. 7 shirt, £100m set aside for Antoine Griezmann move

http://www.espnfc.com/blog/transfer-talk/79/post/3201036/man-united-have-no-7-shirt-100m-on-hold-for-antoine-griezmann-move

>>78201645
Inter is a mess of a club he should have never said yes to that, and Crystal Palace isn't really his fault, the board is just being cunts. So I wouldn't say finished, just lost a bit of prestige

>>78201647
worst kept secret. its obvious he is coming home la

>>78201645
It wouldn't be, but he also only lasted 85 days at Inter Milan - so he probably just needs to drop down a level and prove himself there for a while.

Comment number 157. Posted by PDGoose on Just now

Please hire Hodgson that's what you deserve for doing this

>>78201658
>so he probably just needs to drop down a level and prove himself there for a while.
Back to the eredivisie you mean?

imagine spending £50m on Marmalade Chambershite

>Arsenal's transfer market dealings could change as the man who leads the pursuit of players - Dick Law - is set to leave the role, but Arsene Wenger has denied chief executive Ivan Gazidis will take over Law's responsibilities. (Evening Standard)

>Wenger has revealed it was the "values" at Arsenal that persuaded him to turn down Manchester United when they asked him to replace Sir Alex Ferguson as manager at Old Trafford. (Independent)

>>78201677
Oxlade-chamberlain has been on the pitch for 107 minutes and conceded 6 goals in two games for two teams

>>78201675
When you put it like that.. poor bloke.

>>78201677
This is never going to work. Stop forcing your terrible meme. Not only was it £35m, but trying to force your shitty Marmalade crap is one of the worst memes since le angry autistic samefag gimmick.

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Why does everyone here hate us?

>>78201679
>Wenger has revealed it was the "values" at Arsenal that persuaded him to turn down Manchester United when they asked him to replace Sir Alex Ferguson as manager at Old Trafford. (Independent)

Some clarification though, they approached Wenger in 2002 i.e. when Alex Ferguson initially wanted to leave Utd.

Imagine getting triggered because I made fun of a players name and exaggerated their price

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>>78201697
>35 mil for Oxpoo Pooberlain

>>78180993

Flopped at Celtic.
>not even good enough for the spl

>>78201698
We're laughing at your board being a complete joke.

Guess this is what happens when the 76ers' owner tries to get into divegrass.

>>78201716
Shut up, literally range banned your entire country.

>>78183431

Took it well with his head.

>>78201369

You clearly didn't watch the game. The home ends were half empty too.

De Boer can take the Rangers job soon. Pedro will get the sack after the first Old Firm game when Rangers are mid-table.

>>78201647
I literally can't wait to see Chelsea sell Costa for pocket change to Atletico so United can buy Griezmann.

>>78201762
Why don't United cut out the middle man and buy Costa?

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how much did he cost?

>>78201791
1 dignity

Is this /epl/?

Got the squits

>>78201810
You mean EFL?

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>the phone call the killed frankie de dutch south african

happy 9/11 day lads

Love this league so much that I even look forward to the shit fixtures 2bh

>>78201887
>two months early

>>78201654
to real sociedad?

huddersfield will score (last digit) goals tonight

>>78201729
Imagine getting this buttblasted over wasting 700 million five pence pieces on the protégée of a mutant sewer rat

>The absolute state of people who don't think sacking de boer was sensible

>>78201716
KEK

>>78201936
nice

reminder Palace have conceded less than Liverpool

>>78201954
Palace don't play heavy metal football.

>>78201738
Don't spoil his narrative

>>78201942
The appointment in the first place was retarded.

There's a reason Palace don't hire foreign.

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>>78201698
>muh cheerleaders
>muh ultras
>muh atmosphere
>muh pardew
>apples and chalice, crystal palace gavnah

I really wish Mane wasnt sent off because it distracts everyone that Herr Klopp would have still lost 5-0 with 11 players as he got outmatched and never has a plan B

>>78201217
They haven't lost a game yet and the team seems to be at least semi-capable against bigger teams. Plus they're against the team in dead last.

>Henderson
>Wijnaldum
>Milner
>Oxlade Chamberlain
if you didn't know who this team obviously was, where would you expect a team with this midfield to finish?

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I miss Pards lads, the ultimate ABLiver

>>78201196
Yeah who would have thought the high flying in form team that aren't afraid of anyone would try to attack the bottom of the pile shiteheap of the league

>>78202031
5-7th.

>>78202029
Walk the league

>>78201196
They will. It will be a bloodbath

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>never given an opportunity to manage a big team
is this the cruelest example of 'what if'?

>>78201999
>when Palace fans kept ignoring comments about Pardew being shit and said anyone who criticised him was a Newcastle fan

>>78202029
6th

>Hodgson
>Rodgers
>Moyes
>Hughes
>Redknapp
have all had a go with a big club, yet Big Sam hasn't....

>>78202061
Instead he made Bolton a big team

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>>78202061

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>finally get a tiger stripe kit
>blue and so dark you can barely see them

Fuck's sake, would have actually bought something with the 1 904 badge on if they made an effort of it.

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>Scottish football

>>78202094
>PASS THE BALL YOU LITTLE CUNT

>>78202093
Maybe they are just trying to hide the mauling they were given friday night

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>>78202094

>>78201791
Ox to City next season.
>We're in great form after beating Liverpool 5-0

>>78202094

I wish Rangers would fuck off to England.

>>78202093
I remember getting this camo in MW2

>>78202176
They'd be a league 1 team

>Villa fans now saying they should get De Boer

Do we never learn

>>78202300
>the entire city of birmingham have less points than Wolves do

>>78202307
I don't even know what villa can do anymore. I think >we might be cursed

>>78202300
>you will never be as based as Joleon Lescott tweeting a pic of his fuck-off sports car in order to show the peasants their place

>>78202348
>not Micah Richards literally sitting out playing in the championship and taking in 40k a week

>>78191307
still above west ham
the absolute state of london teams

>>78202364
The tax payer stadium being in the championship next season will be the best form of poetic justice of all time

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Just had a cheap snotty fry up from the local cafe. Sweating like crazy and my heart keeps skipping beats. Is this it lads?

>>78202386

Valar morghulis.

>>78191530
11 of the league clubs that year are now in non-league
6 of them have folded

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>>78202386
literally you

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>WOYES

>>78202386
It's the 1st test on the road to Flavourtown

>woy in 2017
Hope the championship like drums

>>78202438
is this madrid ronaldo? surely he hasn't only faced cech 5 times when at united

>>78202386
hold your breath and count to 45. You will restart your cardiac rhythm.

>>78202438
Ronaldo's mentality + Messi's natural skill = undoubted GOAT

Messi's mentality + Ronaldo's natural skill = not even top 50 of all time

>>78202470
Don't do this. You will stop breathing and kill yourself. If you hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds you could have a stroke/brain damage

>>78202438

That's such a daft chart.

>>78202488
>>>>

>>78202507
What? If someone has heart problems the worst thing they should do is hold their breath you fucking retard, why are you going round giving terrible advice

>>78202525
hm what?

>>78202421
did he finally fucking croak?

>>78202470
>>78202488
>>78202525

>secondary school medical advice

Don't bananas either, you'll get potassium poisoning.

>>78202559
Also you look pretty gay deepthroating it

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People can hold their breath underwater for minutes
Also the actual state of BBCucks

>>78202421
ja/ck/ and marie webms are the only reason to go to /ck/ unfortunately

>>78202627
how was it a god decision to sack de boer

especially when he's being replaced by a fucking owl

i hoped my sneaky comment which masterfully combined light hearted humour in the form of bad medical advice and morbid dark humour in the form of a suggestion to commit suicide would be a enjoyable joke.

sadly i was given a stern admonishment from an effeminate trip-tagged member of a Vietnamese rice exchange forum instead.

>>78202714
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]

>>78202714
haha love this

So Palace, West Ham and Swansea to get relegated

Yeah? Yeah.

>>78202650
Who is Marie? I have a feeling I've seen her 'bolognese' cooking video, but she's still not as retarded as ja/ck/

>>78202726
I want to say yes but that means Brighton will stay up

>>78202726
can see west 'am dodging it if Rafa ends up there, unfortunately

palace are a lock, especially if they employ hodgson

probably brighton and bournemouth

>>78202714
Epic footy lads.

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'udders are almost safe from relegation already

>>78202386

F

Welcome to the House of Cock Fun

>>78202708

What do you mean effeminate

Think he may end up getting quite a few caps..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farouk_Miya

>>78202903
>""""""""""""""""""""19"""""""""""""""""""""""

>>78202903
>Miya is described as "Muyizi Tasubwa", a Luganda saying meaning "a hunter who cannot miss"

FEARSOME

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>>78202714

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>Everton could realistically win the league

>>78202956
but you don't understand
they replaced their top scorer with a pissed up grandpa and literal who, who can stop them

>>78202956
>tfw posted the initial question that started this meme

I'm practically internet royalty

>hire a foreign manager
>implement his attacking philosophy from day one to a bunch of mainly hoofball merchants
>just as the team start playing better as a unit and understanding how he wants them to play and are very unlucky not to win they sack him

is football dead?

>>78202979
you should follow football in australia.

12 coaches that basically rotate around each team

>>78202979
>lose because your team couldn't finish a wank and a player just sends their striker through
>get sacked

They really shouldn't have lost that burnley game at all.

i think i have tonsillitis

am i going to die?

>>78203061
We're all going to die anon, Yellowstone is mad af

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>>78201181
>Making football predictions
>Can't figure out how to say "this team will win and I wager this amount of $/£/€/¥/₱ on it

Disregarded.

>>78203061
Eventually, yeah.

I think I have aids.

Am I going to be gay?

>>78203189
Eventually, yeah.

>>78203189
The trick is to give someone else AIDS, that way it's not gay.

So get to work la

>>78203202
Is it still gay if you give to them via anal sex?

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>>78202979
>when a manager finally gives you a place in the first team and your shit pass sacks him

>>78203209
Only if you shake his hand afterward, that's why Mouyes did what he did over the weekend

>Frank de Boer's 4-game reign is the shortest of any 'permanent' manager in the Premier League. Six hours of play.

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>>78203225
>the state of this

>>78203003
Sounds like the Bundesliga

>>78203189
Aids works in the same way as a snake bite. Instead of sucking out the aids, you have to pump litres of cum into beautiful boy holes until all the aids are gone. Did it myself and I'm fit as a fiddle. It might be considered gay to fuck dozens of men in some circles, yeah i didnt like it but it worked.

>>78203246
Weighing up the two sides and I think de Boer had far more right to feel aggrieved. It's a bit shit that his decision to not play some players, none of which are so fantastic that they're owed game time, was used against him as well.

>>78203285
Did that once and I got Super Aids

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>>78203307
>play lee chingchong
>he plays in chris wood to score against you

Wonder if he feels guilty today

>>78203241
How pathetic.

>>78203241
What can we think of that lasted longer than De Boer's reign?

>>78203316
I fucked dozens of men once never again man hate it

>>78203348
me in bed with ur mum

>>78203348
This very thread has outlasted it by 15 whole hours.

>>78203225
>changchong

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YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR TEAM HAS A TOP 5 OFFENSE, DEFENSE, AND ARE WINNING YOUR DIVISION

Seacucks need not apply

I'll post where I want, fattie.

so will bilic be gone tomorrow?

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*walks towards the camera*

>>78203477
God, I hope so. West Ham belong in the PL, even if at mid-table.

I keep agreeing more with barton


But Barton is less than impressed, telling talkSPORT that 'he's just got no charisma, no personality at all.'

'Did you see him at the back end of that England campaign?' Barton continued.

'He just looked like he needed to be taken out into the back garden and have someone pull the trigger on him.
'A lot of people say he's a great fella, but I just don't think [he's the right fit].

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>try to kill Suarez' career because he used a Spanish word
>Everton fans celebrate throwing their Asian television money at "lost son" Rooney who just joins them because he used up his body and can't play for a better team
>the last time an English team won the CL one Bitcoin cost 7$

The absolute state of "English" football

>>78203348
won't lie mate, once fell asleep on the shitter at 1 in the morning and woke up at half 7
>I sat on the shitter for longer than De Boer managed Crystal Palace

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Rewatching Twin Peaks, lads.

>>78203655
Watched 30 mins of the pilot, boring af.

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>Cahill: 'I am delighted to be back after a disappointing first game of the season. I am itching to play.'

eplel

>>78203712
rudiger has improved with every minute of play.. so I guess that's done now

although, there's CL, and carabao in the next weeks, so that's good

>>78203655
i am watching for the first time, it is really comfy and at the same time not much, can't point it out why tho.

>>78203670
pleb

>>78203712
Dear God. Can somebody shoot him before gets a chance to touch a football again?

>>78202031
He is a chelsea fan. So he obviously hates livershit

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>>78180816
R E M I N D E R

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>>78203752
Oh boy, you're in for a fun ride. How far are you in already?
>it is really comfy and at the same time not much
The coffee and pie make it extra comfy.

>>78203670
Shan't be taking this post seriously

I like to go to gay bars occasionally even though I'm straight

>Adam Federici is heading back to Bournemouth after only 11 days at Nottingham Forest

>>78203798
is there a link to that particular thread?

>de boer
>de gay

>>78203862
>The Australian joined Forest on transfer deadline day but picked up a knee injury, which will require surgery, whilst on international duty.
Hahah

>>78203880
https://archived.moe/sp/thread/77720146

>>78203616
barton is either incredibly right or incredibly wrong on any given topic

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>>78203853
>tfw most 90's dance bangers are now considered gay anthems

is nothing sacred

>>78203655
same 2bh

>>78183431
Wayne Rooney?

>>78203712
He'll get Terry'd and remain on the bench until the inevitable transfer to West Ham.

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How do i improve the team.

I know Valencia is shit. And i could get someone better than soon to be sub Vokes

>>78204084
mitro is too unreliable to get regular games

>>78203994
The Vengaboys tunes were always gay anthems lad.

not sure if twin peaks is worth a watch or if its just hipster trash

>>78204098
yeah I mean the non-gay ones

>>78204126
It's pure kino

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>>78203246
>Dougie Freedman judging anyone else's managerial talent
Reminded me of this: http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/bolton/11514423.Dougie_s_demise_announced_over_loudspeaker_at_Asda

>>78204126
I'd give it a miss, it would fly right over your very low head.

>>78204084
Buy Rashford

>>78204126
it's alright

Sopranos > Mad Men >>> Fargo = The Wire >>> Twin Peaks >>> all the other shit

>>78204126
Don't bother with the revival season.

>>78204179
fargo is dogshit mate

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>>78204179
>Mad Men

Brainlet detected

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>>78204130

Remember a couple days ago when Liverpool lost 5-0?

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>>78204238
>reee there's a conspiracy against us la, mane din du nuffin, why wasnt the keeper sent off la

>>78204251
>yfw scousers will say that's just strawberry jam

>>78201738
>over 54k
>half empty

Dickhead

>>78204277
>he believes official attendance figures

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>>78204251

>>78204277
city use holographic projections to replicate real fans

>>78204283
>he is blind

>>96 (Dead)

>>78202029

8th to 6th

I think Can, Lallana and Coutinho is the best CM trio for them though

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>>78204360
>Can
>mfw based Beppe signs him on a free for Juve after this season

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Is this the fastest ever scouse boom bust cycle by the way?

>>78204538
billy kenny was a particularly bad one for the other half of merseyside

>At the start of his career Kenny showed great promise and was thought to have the potential to become a key player for both Everton and England, with former Everton player Peter Beardsley hailing Kenny as the "Goodison Gazza". His reputation was further enhanced when he was named man of the match in the Premier League's first ever Merseyside derby. However, Kenny's fledgling career was blighted by injury at first, and later cocaine and alcohol use. These issues came to a head when Kenny gave blood and urine samples that showed the extent of his substance abuse. After a spell in a drying-out clinic failed to get Kenny's Everton career back on track he was released from the club for 'gross misbehaviour' by manager Mike Walker.

feel really depressed today lads

>>78204613
try being happy mate that usually works

>>78204613
just impulse buy some stuff of the internet m8, works every time

>>78204650
im a neet haha cant do that

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>>78204025
GOOD lad

>>78204126
It's post-unironically very good.

>>78204613
Hope you soon feel better, m8.

I just listened to a radio 1 thing about justifying pedos

>>78204671
they said gay marriage wouldn't lead to this...

this countrys gone to the dogs

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das not it mane

>>78204678
:)

>>78204678
the tattoos are worse

>>78204671
/pol/ was right yet again. They seriously predicted this.

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Never
Forget!

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H U D D E R S F I E L D

>>78204704
Apparently there is pedo support groups full of pedos and some pedo on it thought it would be alright to have romantic relations with 11 y/os

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>>78204678
Sadio "Merseyside Murderer" Mane

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>>78204714
tfw from halifax and can bandwagon them until they go to shit then forget about them

>>78204721
Hmm, ok and what do the parents of the 11 year old think?

>>78204721
>some pedo on it thought it would be alright to have romantic relations with 11 y/os
Massive if true

>>78204730
they said its ok as long as they're back in time for tea