NY JETS vs. BUFFALO BILLS GAMETHREAD

>>78175667
The battle of first place AFC East teams.
Who will remain undefeated? Who will fall into the basement with the lowly Patriots?

J-E-S-T

JEST
JEST
JEST

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>>78175696
>yfw they tie and Lelphins win
>yfw Pats end up bottom of AFCE after week 1

>>78175696
Lel, both of these

>>78175762
dolphins aren't playing this week bud

>>78175798
Well that was embarrassing.
It's enough for the Bills and Hest to tie then

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>>78175667
>making Hack the backup
sigh, Mccown's going to get hurt on the first drive isn't he

>>78175845
Jest*

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Bills 38 Jets 10

Speaking honestly - is the Jets offense the worst in NFL history?

>>78176079
How would we know when they haven't played a game yet

>>78175667
What if the jets win the division with this crappy squad?

>>78176131
They don't have a single above-average player on their roster

>>78176188
Did you not see the 2013 jets offense?

baka if you didn't bet your life savings on the jest winning fewer than 4.5 games this year

i have no hope at all for the bills this year

>>78176374
They really are just one big ?

I think 6-10 or 7-9 this year is fair

>>78176372
I bet 5 dollars on the jets going 0-16.

>>78176505
it could happen. at what odds?

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>this Swiss cheese defense

I'm ready for this 0-16 season.

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I'm so glad I didn't go to buffalo this year. I usually do but what's the point of having retards scream at you after every positive buffalo play

let the suicide watch begin

>>78176541
it should happen, or else the Jets cant even tank effectively.

Where could I stream the game? I'm not home rn

i genuinely think the jets should trade leonard williams.

The Bills offense is horrible, and they're carving the Jets up right now.

this jets team will go 0-16

>>78176631
get rekt

>>78176631
I went to a buffalo jets game in metlife. It fucking sucked because there were more bills fans and it was a blowout

>>78176807
no there weren't
no it wasn't

kill yourself upstate scum

I see the razorcakes have not changed one bit.

>>78176866
they do have a better record at 0-0 than the patriots

>razorcakes

>>78176866
don't you have a game on, phin phaggot?

Let's go jest!!!

>one of these teams will be in first place after today

hahahaha get fucked

>Jests >Bills >Jests >Bills >Jests >Bills >Jests >Bills>Jests >Bills >Jests >Bills>Jests >Bills >Jests >Bills>Jests >Bills >Jests >Bills>Jests >Bills >Jests >Bills>Jests >Bills >Jests >Bills

Lol what a meme play

What the fuck was that play? Absolute jest

this is the spaghetti i expected

that was a fumble.

lol these teams bro. jets are an embarrassment

The absolute state of the AFC East

>>78176968
I hope the jets fail into victory today, because that fact alone will cause mass suicides in the boston area.

>>78177028
Are you Ricky Bahamian?

Played the Bills defense over the >xehawks'

Do the jest even have a qb?

the fuck was that about. both teams looked like jokers there.
>tyrod

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AHAHA MAXIMUM JETS AUTISM IS BACK

I CANT WAIT FOR THE NUMBER ONE PICK

the division winner will literally be 8-8

>>78177048
no it wasn't retard. he fell and his knee is on the ground so it doesnt matter if the center taps him or runs him over. As soon as there's contact the play is dead. stupid flyover

I hope you bet the over bitches, this Jets O is gonna steamroll

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GRUDEN HOTLINE

>refball already

par for the course for the Bills

McCown has had really good years, and he's playing for his NFL life this season. He's gonna have a great season

Charles Clay earning his 10mil/year contract, letting what should have been a 7 yard TD pass bounce off his hands of stone into the gut of a jets defender. Who then gets tackled after breaking into the open on what should have been a 105 int return by his own team.

THIS IS BILLS-JETS FOOTBALL!

This is going to be a fun season

Well at least they got 3 positive plays r-right?

we could have gotten Romo. He wanted to play in New York according to the Post

wew two for two!!!

i didn't even realize they got rid of Geno

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Will he survive the season?

Why didn't the Jets sign Kaep? Are they racist?

>>78177095

Played bills D over houston D myself.

>>78177263
I'm glad he's gone. Always pissed me off whenever he threw

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You better win this shit buffalo

>>78177263
Not only that, he went to play for the fucking Giants of all teams.

He's 10x better than McCown too, what the hell was our FO thinking?

>>78175667
>Tfw made a last-second decision to swap in the Bills D on fantasy
I have no idea how good the Bills D is but I know that the Jets offense is sad

what quarter and time will the jets get their first first-down of the year??? I think third quarter of this game maybe 2 mins left on clock

>>78177319

Shut up I want to tank for Darnold.

>>78177292
Garbage player and endless media coverage

>>78177319
Nah fuck this mentality. I'm ok with losing but i'm not gonna root for it, especially against a division rival.

We'll go 2-14 and fuck Buffalo up sideways for both Ws

Goddamn this game is fucking hilarious. The AFC is so bad this year.

>>78177314
both geno and EJ are gone.. end of an era

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>>78177410
>>78177319
Im so conflicted about this, god fucking dammit

Bannana peelll

>the state of these offenses

Started Tyrod Taylor this week, wish me luck!

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I seriously just want hockey season back. Who here isl/a/nders?

If you beat your enemies, they win.

0-0 tie inc

75 min of spaghetti ball lets go

can the jets get 10 yards by the end of the quarter?

Damn shoulda taken the Bills kicker

>refs

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WE'RE NOT LOOKING LIKE COMPLETE SHIT BOYS
GO GANG GREEN

>>78177589
on a defensive penalty sure, but i don't count tht.

>>78177588
has a 0-0 game ever happened?

>>78177642
yeah it happened all the time in the early nfl

not sure when the most recent one was though

Who are you rooting for this year to win it all?

>chefs

ah yes.. nothing but running plays. as expected from my gang green

>>78177730

Raiders to be frank

>>78177712
that's not how that works you fucking goon

nice blocking jets lmfao

McCown is 4/4!!!'n

The Jets offense looks worse than i could have ever expected, even against a porous D line.

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>>78177730
Raiders, one last title for the loyal Oakland fans that went through hell
also fuck the pats

>>78177730
Buccaneers lol

>>78177814
truly elite

bills D make mccown look like a mcCLOWN

Why the fuck I did start McCown? lol i'm a baseball fan first anyway. Go Mets

>>78177730
jets of course

>the city of AFC East quarterback play

>>78177943
>Being a Mets fan as well


Same here. Suffering is endless

>>78177850
>even against a porous D line.
the bills d-line is the strength of their defense. their linebackers and secondary however are not.

>>78177955
heh, i wonder what the odds are on them. has to be at least 5000 to 1

I don't care if >we lose but it would be wonderful if mccoy got a season ending injury

>jest

>>78177988

>It's a Pats play in primetime so they come and laugh at us thread

I feel bad for our defense

God this game is so fucking shit although not like I was expecting anything different. Can we at least get rid of tyrod and put peterman in please.

>>78178000
I am Jets/Yankees, I need at least one team to not be shit to enjoy sports, Giants/Yankees fans are the scum of the earth though

Bills score a touchdown!

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Awww ya enjoy your mid level draft pick Razorcakes

As a patriots fan, I am no longer worried

my man clay

>young sheldon

freaking cbs

Holy fuck put Powell in

>>78178130
don't forget the giants lmao fuq the jets

I like hearing all these Jets fan talk about how they're 'tanking' this season. What have you been doing for the past 6 years?

first down!
we did it!

>>78178772
It's not jet fans it's the national media

>>78178763
have fun with the corpse of eli manning and the most prima donna piece of shit WR in the league.

>>78178596
AAAAAHHHHH, the frensssssshhhh champpppagne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

>>78178772
>What have you been doing for the past 6 years?
pretending they're relevant.

Went to Buffalo once - probably the worst """ciy""" in america. Don't ever go there unless you want some good heroin.

>>78178885
rochester masterrace

>>78178925

West side reporting in

Why do we suck so much ass

>>78178772
maintaining existence

>>78179028
our play selection is ass

>>78179028
the only thing more important in sport than winning is tradition, and our tradition is losing

>>78175667
darby just broke ankle. can we have matthews back?

Say what you want about buffalo, but we have the best damn tailgate in all of football

>>78178885
>Went to Buffalo once - probably the worst """ciy""" in america. Don't ever go there unless you want some good heroin.

someone is either making shit up or has only been to 1 city in their whole life (Buffalo). How you can say this seriously when there are shitholes like Detroit, Flint, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Albuquerque, Las Cruses, El Paso, Sacramento, Toledo, Akron, Gary, South Bend, or Milwaukee is beyond me.

And those are just the Shitholes I've been to personally that were in every way possible inferior to Buffalo.

>>78178925
> crapchester
> master of anything but stabbings
my fucking sides

sit the fuck down 585fags

>>78179205
Don't get so defensive, buffalo is pretty shit m8, but yeah some of those other cities are way worse.

NJ has the worst cities in the country.

Newark, Elizabeth, Camden, Trenton, the list goes on

>>78179267
haven't been to NJ yet.

But I've been in half the country. I probably should have added Mobile Alabama to the list of shitholes, can't believe I forgot that one. Maybe I wanted to forget it.

>>78179267
Atlantic City is a piece of shit too outside the casinos

>>78179205
you cant compare it to places like Detroit. Buff is the worst white city I've ever been to.

>>78179205
I've only been on east coast cities but among them, Buffalo was definitely the worst. A lot of the cities you mentioned have bad areas, but aren't lifeless and aren't full of hopeless drug-adled suburbs. Milwaukee is a beautiful place man, I have no idea what you're talking about. Some of the best cafes, parks and art museums i've been to were there. I went to Buffalo once to see a friend, so admittedly i was only in his little area but it was nothing but mall trash and shitty chains. If you're into hiking and shit i'm sure there's plenty to satiate you but city life is certainly nonexistent.

Wide left!

Who /MetsJetsDevils/ suffering here?

>>78179230
when your GRIDS starts acting up you will be coming to our 1st class hospitals for treatment. and we have better food and wegmans

>it's another season with tyrod taylor
Just end me senpai

>>78179267
>doesn't even name paterson
Jeresy is the land of the haves and have nots. The state is small as fuck and has some of the worst ghettos and richest towns in the country

>>78179410
Mets jets and islanders.

that's because of the hurricane

>>78179374
Atlantic City is bad i mean come on, the night life is fucking incredible. And you should know that in south jersey at any given point you're 15 minutes from some garbage rundown neighborhood.

>>78178885
>it's a "I looked at one statistic online, now I know the city", poster.
never fails

FUCK YOU FORTE REEEEEEEE

Fuck put Powell in forte is done

Am i a bad jets fan if i switch to eagles-redskins. I just wanna watch s-some talented NFL caliber players.

>>78179605
yes, but if you're a die-hard jets fan you're pathetic so pick your poison

>>78179402
Buffalo has one of the most thriving arts and cultural districts in north america, some of the best dining in the world, and is affordable as all fuck.

The only part of the city I can think of that matches your description would be the east side, and that's not all that big a part of the city.

Who saw the ref trip fuckin kek

Are the Jets and Bills the two worst teams in the league, and is anyone actually watching this game, and does anyone care?

Fuck the giants amirite

>>78179402
>Milwaukee is a beautiful place
Fuck outta here man

>>78179410
Yanks jets rangers

>>78179735
t. bored shitposter whose shitty team doesn't play til 4

>>78179735
nah. the Jets probably are the worst team in the league. I think the Bills are a little bit better then the Browns and maybe the Rams and Bears, which means this isn't the 2 worst teams. Simply 2 of the 5 worst teams.

>>78179410
MetsJetsKnicksIslanders

should i kill myself?

WHO /WESTERN NY/ HERE LADS?

>catanzro actually good

>>78179818
>nah, this isn't two of the worst teams, it's two of the 5 worst teams

Holy fuck anyone screen shot that fat guy?

>>78178925
>>78179013
East side reporting, fuck dirty west siders

>>78179868
YankeesGiantsRangers and fuck basketball.

Also, because I am a NY Rangers fan, I can feel for Mets and Jets. Three NY sports franchises with some of the worst and most incompetent ownership.

>>78179911
Grew up in buffalo. Bills fan for life!

I'm stuck in arizona now though.

Jets, Yankees, Rangers master race

Are buffalo fans the most disgusting in the country?

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>nfl so desperate for money, there's ads in the fucking game when it's already plagued with commercial breaks
i mean ya gotta make money but damn

>>78179911
Fredonia here

>>78180001
>>78180043
a-at least the jets fans aren't as doofy r-right?

tyb refs

Adams nice tackle

adams is a dog. good play

>>78180074
I've had family members and lots of friends go to SUNY Fredonia. Very decent public school.

>>78180089
jets fans are either NY rats that are too up their own asses to be giants fans, or out of state faggots that like just wear a hat and like the team ironically

>>78179911
South Buffalo here

>>78180189
my brother went there. underrated party school.

this is so sad

>>78179911
The actual city of Buffalo here, helping the city grow and not fleeing to the suburbs because I'm scared of minorities.

Jets did good to be only down a point tbqh

Who /peterman/ here

>>78179410
Mets, Jets, Knicks, fuck hockey

>>78180304
Plenty of filthy Ricans in the suburbs too

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>>78180212
I'm the jet fan earlier in this thread that didnt want to go to buffalo this year. I'm from rochester. what am I?

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>tfw no phins game
hurricane irma pls go away

>>78180336
>Peterman

You mean Trent Edwards Jr?

Sure, why not. Not like the Bills are going anywhere right now anyway. Might as well sap all the small levels of excitement out of watching them play too.

being a jets & mets fan is for poor people

>>78180256
I think st bonaventure is seen as the default school to attend in the area if you just want to party, but Fred and lots of the other local SUNY's are decent schools to party at.

>>78180336
i wish they would throw him in the fire already fuck tyrod get him out of here already.

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>>78180411
You would have just been disappointed anyway

>>78180447
Being a Yankee fan = stupid Puerto Rican

Mobile Mccown

Put hack in reeee

Our rbs need to start catching passes

Tyrod is so shit.

This blows.

This game is kino for us defense fans

>>78181257
but this isn't good defense so much as it's terrible offense.

pretty sure this game is suffering for everyone involved.

J!

TyNog Taylor

Mccown is solid mechanically but he's so fucking inaccurate

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>>78180412
>excitement
>tyrod taylor

>>78181271
This

Garbage can game

Who /drunk/ here? 0_16 it is!!

>>78180024
Literally same. Amherst > Phoenix

Do we stand a chance against the raiders?

GOAThews

>>78181548
their receivers are gonna rip us apart

>draft and sign only safeties and CBs
>secondary still shit, can't cover or tackle

Same old jets

>>78181498
>alcoholic jets fan
Color me surprised

G fucking G

Skrine is trash

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>Tfw number one pick coming

>>78177410
split with buffalo and miami imo best case scenario

Still 21 minutes left? Well this rum isn't gonna drink itsekf

hourray

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Over/Under 5.5 combined wins for these two teams this year?

McCown is gonna be destroyed by the new York media this season

>>78181763
take the under

>>78181883
Why doesn't shit just become piss?

Over/under 10 passing TDs for the jest this season

>>78181883
Shut up nigger

Wasn't a td

>>78182063
No shit, retard

>two players on the same team with the same number

Wut

Mccown > fitz on every level

hahaha fuckin jATS NO PICE OF SHIT !!!!

Buffalo is a shitstain on this great state

For fuck sakes

McCown isn't too terrible

Retard jets going for two... bunch a dummies

>>78182225
It was a good play call. Just bad execution

>>78182242
The offensive line looks better than expected.

Go Fins. God is on our side.

is mccoy the bills' best receiver?

Well its over. No way we get another td

how bout those yanks?

I don't get the sentiment of being a rush heavy team, why do the bills want to lose their running backs after rushing them 20-30 times a game? Why can't the bills just become a passing team like the rest of the league, they're going to wear out lesean mccoy until he gets injured, then what?

>>78182715
switching between the yankee game and this one.. in case the bills fuck it up

>>78182745
Bill recievers aren't that great

>>78182745
The Bills don't give a shit this season. It's obvious that they are ok with with tanking for good draft prospects and picks after trading Watkins. They'd trade Mccoy and Tyrod too if they'd could.

>>78176866
>by storm

Kek

BAZINGA

McCoy dead lol

>>78182784
I get that, they weren't bad last year or the year before that (watkins, clay, goodwin) and it was the same thing, rush heavy hasn't been popular since the mid 2000s

>bills
>kill all your players against the jets trying to feel superior to the pats for a single week

>>78177680
Pro football reference has the most recent one in 1943

Patriots will tear apart both these 'teams'

>>78183010
Go deflate your balls Tom

Fucking hell I thought they said they were going to go easier on the commercials

>>78182822
Ive been saying since last season they should trade mccoy

Hes only got a few seasons left, let him go to a contender while hes still got something left so we can get some value in return

>Bills rush, pick up 2 yards
>Bills rush, pick up 0 yards
>Bills rush, pick up 4 yards
>Punt
>Repeat until you kill yourself out of boredum

>>78183382
The problem is we pay Mccoy a decent amount of money and no one wants to take it and we don't want to eat it.

>>78183407
>COMMERCIAL BREAK
>YOU CAN'T OUT PIZZA THE HUT

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Fuck it all

>>78183407
That's a good game plan vs the jets desu

That's a bullshit call desu, bills better team though

>>78183432
At least no yet, i still wouldnt be surprised if mid season towards the trade deadline another team wants that little extra to put them over the top for the playoffs

Hmm, interesting how they will call this one after reviewing the play on the Microsoft Surface tablet

What a retarded decision. Both players had the ball.

>Bills rush, pick up 4 yards
>Bills rush, lose 2 yards,
>Tyrod looks for short pass, gain 0 yards.
>punt
>Repeat until ded.

>>78179410
I know this feel all too well. It's a shame because when I was a kid the Devils were fantastic, then the Jets became decent when I was in high school, and after high school the Mets became decent too. Now they're all mediocre at best and I have no friends and no good sports teams

1st place buffalo bills.

Bills Week 1 MVP: The Refs

jest

It's midfield just go for it

the only thing worse then the jets offense is those roast beef sandwiches arbys keeps advertising.

>>78181763
Under. Bills 5-11 and Jets 0-16

>>78181763
tfw the price for under 4.5 for jest alone was -200 only a few weeks ago

>Bills rush, pick up 2 yards
>Bills rush, pick up 1 yard
>Bills rush, pick up 7 yards and 1st down
>Bills rush, pick up 3 yards
>Bills rush, pick up 3, penalty on play, bills lose 10 yards
>Bills rush, pick up 1.

>Commercial break
CAN'T OUT PIZZA THE HUT
GIECO TALKING BUMPER STICKERS "WHATS A STICKER LOL.
ARBY'S WE HAVE MEAT!!
HUR DUR BUD LIGHT HERE!

>>78184189
Yo fucking i want arbys now

>>78184189
yeah it's a real exciting day

1st place buffalo bills.

Gg bills

Sigh I guess that's what we should expect

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we got the number one pick coming boys

gg

may our broken offenses be a testament to the basement of the afc east

>>78184322
Cleveland Browns
>Blocks your path

Just 10 or more games Bills, make it to playoffs!

based bills unironically lead the AFC east

>>78184280

I can't even enjoy it because it took a literal act of god for it to happen.

this is going to be one long season for the both teams

We did it lads,

SLOW
AND
STEADY

>>78181763
tough one, both teams play against some shit teams this year (including eachother). I'll say over. They'll both find a way to fuck up the tank job for no.1

I'm just glad Buffalo got its win out of the way early