Official Cardinals v. Lions Thread

>>78175311
Idiot

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>>78175366

>>78175311
your ded

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It's been too long, old friend

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Lets go tardinals!!!!

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Go loins

>Abdullah gets 100 yards

Thoughts?

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Predictions?

>>78175562
>le zero playoff wins frat boy

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>>78175664
2 Palmer interceptions
1 Badger pick
Tension during field goals and extra points

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>>78175562
HIGHEST.
FUCKING.
PAID.
PLAYER.
EVER.

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>>78175668
>>78175715
Stay mad

Is it time for another year of suffering, Lions bros?

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>>78175758
Yes, but at least they make the suffering exciting! Last year was an insane ride.

>>78175780
Did he died?

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I think we can all agree that the Puckers are going to smash the Xecucks later.

>>78175817
I hope not. I hate both, but we need the puckers to lose.

>>78175791
Probably a little bit inside

>>78175611
All purpose yards or rushing yards? Yes to the former, no to the latter.

Need a redzone stream to go with my lions stream bros

HOLY SHIT FOOTBALL IS BACK

I don't know what to expect

I outpizza-ed The Hut once.

>>78175982
r/nflstreams on plebbit should have both

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Vamos cardinals!

>le lady marine maymay

>my tax dollars went to making four jets flyover for a cheap stunt for people in an indoor stadium

I just want to watch my lions lose do I have to sit through fellating muh brave heroz in muh military

>>78176215
>>78176307
>>78176323
Loins fans confirmed traitors

>>78176355
tardinals confirmed for bootlickers who love murdering random babies in the middle east

>tiggers dropped the ball yet again (besides from GOATmine)
>pistons are ass
>red wings complete garbage now
>loins have the GOAT QB
things are not looking up senpai, but at least i finally dont care about the outcome of the games since i know lions wont do shit

superbowl year for az?

>>78176355
Pat Tilman died for your sins

>>78176416
Lions will win by 14+, watch

>>78176523
He was an atheist.

>>78176564
A god fearing atheist l

FUBLE!

>>78176564
All the more noble

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>it's a defense fails to capitalize on fumbles episode

>cardinals offense

>it's a Palmer forgets what team he's on episode

>>78176632
>it's an anon loses hope in the first second of the game episode

interception

Jesus Christ who the fuck was Palmer throwing that to

>>78176632
His buddy was right there to grab it.

>THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>THE CITY OF ARIZONA

>Palmlel

Ah yes, this is the Cardinals team I know and love.

>lions int on first drive of the season
FUCK GUYS I DIDN'T THINK I'D DRINK THE KOOL-AID

BUT HERE WE ARE

>>78176397
>murdering random babbies
There muzzies they were already in a fate worse than death when they were born

>>78176728
I'm a lions fan, I know what to expect.

REEEEEEEEE Palmer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DETOILET

Did he throw that without looking?

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YOU GET A TURNOVER AND YOU GET A TURNOVER

FUCKING BAITED LIONS


GET FUCKED

>Lions

Fucking already?

God I hope ameers feet don't break

>>78176728
>>78176787
And there it is.

Carson turnover was on purpose, knew the pick 6 was on

Palmer: Throws a pick

Stafford: Hold my beer

simply epic

>it's another spaghettibowl episode
based

>The city of Detroit

EVERYONE BE THROWING PICKS OUT CHERE

>Shatford

>135 (ONE-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE) MILLION DOLLARS

Tate was fucking backwards when he threw it. Wtf

JUST LIKE COACH DREW IT UP

Do I hear rumblings of a meme game? We'll see.

>>78176843
Dayum Palmer playing 3d chess, truly the goat

>>78176825
also >lions

lul wtf

Nice TD pass from the most expensive QB in the league

>>78176870
Cards knocked Tate off his route, good play by cards

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That wasn't Stafford's fault

I WANT TO DIE

>>78176843
nxtlvl

I love staffiord, but sometimes I think he's legitimately retarded.

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Will it be this again SOL

Based Bethlel

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>Arizona touchdown

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Lets go cardinals

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>Oh boy, another Lions season!
>W-wow, Stafford is the highest paid quarterback in the universe now? Well, surely all that money will sharpen his focus and elevate his play
>Not even four minutes into the season

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>>78176835
I've been chugging Kool-Aid since 8am.

Everyone knows that being behind in the 4th is the Lions' secret weapon.

>>78176942
He Is but the new world order doesn't want you to know that

That wasn't Staffords fault guys

>>78177080
How?

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>>78177024

Yeah, these are the Lions I know and love.

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>lions right now

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>>78177080
>Throws to receiver who is not only not on his route, he's not even facing the right way
>He dindu nuffin

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>>78177180
Good to see you, friend. I hope you're well.

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Why are we still here just to suffer

>>78177080
always his fault SOL

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>Lions Fan
>Mfw this game is going to hell this early.

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Is having hope so wrong?

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>>78177238
God hates us

Why did we give that fuck Stafford all that money again?

Hump plz

you're overreacting

>>78177267
I'm glad the defense has gotten better at least.

Offense is a dumpsterfire as always

where can poor fags watch the game?

>in 2 fantasy leagues
>stafford in one of my teams
> Cards D in the other

should i be happy or pissed?

>>78177440
that depends, do you want video or are you ok with simulations?

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What are you drinking Lions bros?

Crown Royal Black here. Need something strong so i can numb the pain early

>>78177440
buy an antenna. they're quite cheap

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>>78177211
we out here

>>78177516
In Indiana but drinking bells best brown

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>>78177542
>mfw the Cheatriots traded Jones for a song

>>78177440
the bar

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I've been watching the lions since about 2000. I went to the orange out game. I wore a bag over my head in the 0-16 season.

I cheer for the lions to go 0-16 every season and I can't wait to see Stafford get injured. I'd also love for it to Caldwell (black brady hoke) to get injured by a sideline run, just like old Charlie Weis when he was """""coaching""""" notre dame.

Time for some Meijer brand cookies and another disaster of a lions season.

>>78177521
Just bought one today. 50 dollarydoos and perfect HD

What the fuck even was that drive

>highest paid quarterback

>Stafford gets a fuck ton of money

>plays worse

Give me Ruddock pls

DAT BIRD

Well this has gone from shit to worse

Oh my God, this game is a disaster already

Ahahahahah killing the punter ahahahahah

what a fucking shit show

Fucking end my life

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It's almost comforting to see the Lions are playing at their usual pathetic level after nearly being competent a few times last year.

What the fuck am I even watching right now? Should I go back to Meijers and get some whiskey and drown my sorrows like I did in the 2010 season?

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I don't know what I expected

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>>78177815
0-16, lionsbro

The dream is alive

i'm ready to lose every fucking game this season

at least it's fun this way guys, i would honestly say you should put on redzone or soemthing. it's not entirely staffords fault - offense fucked up on the 3rd down, tate got jumbled up on the pick 6

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Thank god, the defense is good at least

At least the lions defense is looking good, right?

oh boy, lions got the ball. Can't ait for every pass to be dead

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>defense bailing out the offense

what in the fuck

>>78177941
It's looking real good. But if they're on the field too long because Stafford can't figure out how to put together a drive, they'll collapse from exhaustion like every other defense.

Ahahahhahaha

>>78177941
>1st down
lel

Jesus fucking christ

I hate this fucking team

The Lions are a biological disaster

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>>78177983
NOT SO FAST

Humphries dead, of fucking course.

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I don't have a depressed Lions reaction image strong enough for this shit.

>>78177895
>i would honestly say you should put on redzone or soemthing.
kek

another new year, another stupid "safety" rule change.

>kicker is now out
poor guy but no idea how he thought that was a good thing to do lmao

Leaping is a stupid fucking rule but it's a rule that everyone is aware of by this point, there's no excuse to ever do it.

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THE D SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

why does the blue on the helmet not match the jerseys?

>>78177440
With me
jewtube (dotcom slash) watch?v (equalsign) WVvDPBK0SXI
or just search youtube for Detroit lions vs cardinals

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>>78177516
I'm smoking dope and it's not helping

The offense is shitastic god damn.

>>78178117
It does...?

>>78178117
because its shiny

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Is our offense this shit or is the lions d good?

Looks like teams have figured out David Johnson

>>78177516
Bruh I'm fucking stoned and laughing my ass off, this is hilariously bad football

>2014
>Offense is shit, Defense is good

>2015
Everything is shit

>2016
Offense is good, Defense is shit

>2017
Ofense is shit, Defense is good

>>78177516
>drinking
Only heroin can get me through the game nowadays

>>78178178
Our defense is our star, offense just has to stay healthy

>>78178178
bc theres other players besides DJ but heart attack arians isnt aware

>>78178135
>>78178164
Oh, okay. It looks darker

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Stafford sucks lol

>>78178178
here's a hint: running from the shotgun is much harder than from under center. They have a stout Dline so this draw fuckery won't work.

Ahahahahaha what the fuck

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS TEAM

>taking that out

What are the lions doing

FUCKING
WHY

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>>78178178
The lions operate on the maximum misery model.

They either inflict the maximum misery on themselves (when there's something on the line) or they inflict the maximum misery on their opponent (when their opponent should roll over them).

Don't take it personal, cardinalbro. You're just a speedbump on our way to 0-16

>>78178178
your offense IS shit because the Lions D is duble shit

fire Caldwell now

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Cooter is no more, Teryl Austin is our new boy

>>78177516
fresh hard cider from my local Whole Foods + Amazon (tm)

>he can't take the knee

>TAKE TWO BALLS OUT
>HAVE ROOKIE KICKER RUSH OUT THE ENDZONE
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH

Are the Lions trying to lose?

>>78178389
No, they're just that good.

>>78178389
Setting up the elite 4th quarter Matt Stafford comeback.

>>78178362
Should have fired Caldwell last year

>>78178448
No pls, I'd like for them to win a game comfortably for once

>>78178463
and hire who?

>riddick having the audacity to shittalk after that catch
lel

Press F to pay respects for Lions ST

>>78178448
but what if they played consistently well all 4 quarters?

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>>78178495
Jim Harbaugh

>>78178463
Caldwell is black brady hoke. He'll only be fired after a giant scandal involving an injured player being put back into a game.

>>78178527
Let's face it anon, that's never going to happen.

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>>78178495

>>78177516
Buffalo Trace

>>78178534
We want the Lions to get better, not worse

>>78178534
Harbaugh has his dream job now and makes more than he did as an NFL coach

Nice to get familiar with the new season's adverts. The Lions don't change but the ads do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVvDPBK0SXI

Day drinking is a big warning sign for alcoholism. Seek help.

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>>78178534
>mfw he trades Stafford and signs Kaepernick

>>78178560
Jim Scwartz was was based but he was a terrible headcoach

>>78178673
is alcoholism bad though?

>>78178622
His dream job is to be a multiple super bowl winning head coach and the Fords would pay out the ass for him.

It'll never happen, but it could.

>>78178673
>not starting to drink at 10am

>>78178673
It's justified if you're a Lions fan

>>78178695
Great defensive coordinator tho

>>78178495
The fucking water boy would be a better choice especially with in game issues.

Based red penis

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>>78178610

Holy shit could it be we dont have another 1st round bust?

>>78178673
>Seek help.
But I already went to the liquor store.

prater's got a little gut desu

>A combined 62 yards to total offense in thsi game.

>>78178829
Took Humphries a while but he was doing well

>>78178855
Based Prater needs beer to make those golden kicks

>>78178813
This is the NFL, why are you bringing in college banter?

>>78178829
Chugging blackpills still, I see

>>78178673
IF YOURE A LIONS FAN YOU HAVE TO DRINK MY DOCTOR SAID SO

>>78178901
it's about Harbaugh, a now college football coach

>>78178901
Probably because the first poster brought up a CFB coach, sparty

>>78178673
That's why I quit drinking and started smoking pot instead

>>78178673
Its sunday you nerd

>>78178673
bruh, drinking during a Lions game is basically a tradition now

LARRY

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>Not putting Larry in double coverage

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

Nice hands, Larry

LARRY LEGEND. WHY WERENT WE E DO THIS ALL ALONG

>>78179067
The Packers did the same thing

>>78178955
Right, but I was talking about his professional career. CFB is practically a different sport.
>>78178960
Nice projecting

Palmer needs to fuck off

>>>>>>>>>>>>palmer

QUINN STRIKES AGAIN

Thank you based Glover. You are indeed my nigga.

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>plamer

based palmer keeping lions in this game

PUT IN GABBERT!!!!

Jesus this QBs suck

FUCK PALMER, PUT IN GABBERT!

Is this the Spaghettib Owl?

who wants to make a money bet that stafford throws a pick this drive

Palmer
the man
the meme
the legend

the flags just wont stop.

>It's a QBs try to out-shit eachother episode

>>78179154
Is this a return to 2014 Glover?

Palmer gonna Pickmer again huh. Fuck my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEI3N9kIyP4

>>78179213
Bet you $20 he does

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>>78179201
tfw our best memes are from a bong

MATT VICK

THE BEER IS KICKING IN STAFFORD!

STAFFORD YES

>Check'em

MATTHEW VICK
>MATTHEW VIC

Stafford is drinking with us and he's finally wasted enough to run

>tfw your quarterback is your best running back

We still cant stop QB runs I see.

Who has more rushing yards so far? Abdullah or Stafford?

Redzone's switched to this game so I'll just join you guys.

What should I order for tea?

>QB goes head first
>"THATS AWESOME!"
heh

>>78179378
Stafford just had the longest rushing drive

Did Ebron just make a solid catch?

>>78179381
Anything with alcohol

>>78179381
Battered sausage and chips

>squirts through a hole

>>78179381
Anal beads

Lions tackling themselves

Dubs and they td

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>>78179381
>tea

>>78179558
dubs and stafford throws another pick6

TOUCHDOWN

MARVIN JONES CAUGHT A PASS

FORWARD DOWN THE FIELD

There we go!

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I love how the o-line followed Staford in cadence when he shouted STACK IS LEFT

What the fuck are the special teams doing?

Oh look it's another game where the Lions are clearly the better team and are losing because they're retarded.

This ST is bananas

lol wat

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Fuck these special teams

Uh

>>78179466
I'm only here because I don't trust the weather enough to go to my AA meeting

>>78179484
More in the mood for Chinese... Something with satay sauce might be nice

>>78179536
Yes

>>78179583
Up north, evening meal=tea

>>78179590
XDDDdD

yay!

Fuck this fucking team. How hard is it to hold a football?

We're not making the playoffs this year. Fuck my god damn life.

>>78179642
have you fucking seen the lions special teams

count yourself lucky

>extra point kick
>forget to kick it

If the the holder muffles the hold but still has the ball after the attempt, can he make a forward pass or run it into the endzone?

>Loins special team

>>78179714
Yes.

>>78179714
Yes. It'd be worth 2 points if he makes it.

>>78179642
>>78179656
>>78179690
Lay off, Ruddock literally had to fill in at a moments notice since Redfern fucked himself up and martin is injured.

>>78179714
Yes.

Or you can do what this faggot did and run out of bounds because you're afraid of being hit.

>What happens when an unstoppable meme team meets an immovable one?

DIGGS
I
G
G
S

HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING PICK

I LOVE THIS DEFENSE

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The meme magic returns

This game is the biggest meme ever

our offense is so shit

pickmer
>pickmer
pickmer
>pickmer
pickmer
>pickmer
pickmer
>pickmer
pickmer
>pickmer

hit the ground NIGGAs

What happened to Sam Martin? He was one of the best players last year.

>>78179661
Get the sausage and your Chinese then dice it up and mix together. Not going to your meeting due to the weather sounds weak though.

>>78179761
>two botched punt returns
>rookie punter injures himself doing a fucking retarded action
among others

Touched the ground

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"No"

touch da ground

>>78179877
Martin ded

please get palmer off my team

Pretty clearly hit the ground desu

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it keeps happening

>>78179877
Hurt his foot in the offseason. Out at least 6 more weeks.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR FROM DEAN FUCKING BLANDINO

>>78179877
Martin is on injured reserve

Either way;

Nice hands, Larry.

>hit the ground

drumfkins at it again

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guess what?
The Lions are the same.

>>78179940
No. He's on PUP.

>Still no double coverage on Larry

Once again, what the fuck are you doing Austin?

So Gabbert or Stanton ?

dont post detroit lions anime

>>78179841
+1

Not even Larry can catch these shit throws from Palmer

>>78180016
either one at this point.

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I NEED THE DANKEST CARDINAL MEMES YOU HAVE!

*this game*

No, thats too dank.

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This game has been a carnival of failure.

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maybe palmer shouldve practiced his throwing more

Put down the crack pipe Bruce and put in Gabbert!

Might be the worst offense since 2012.

>>78180016
Rudock

What kind of sports town is Phoenix? What teams are the most popular there? I assume it was always the Suns thats the most popular

>>78180016
Kaepernick

>>78180131
D-backs, Suns, Cards, Coyotes

>>78180131
football usually trumps all

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>>78180021

>>78180166
I've visited during NFL season, and it seemed that Nash jerseys seemed more prevalent than Cards jerseys.

>>78180131
youll find more cowboys and GSW fans than fans for the local teams

>>78180131
Fairweather,which is what I an outside of football. But im cursed to be a Cardinals lifer, just like the team is cursed to never win a super bowl.

>>78180131
Cards. Then Suns or Dbacks depending on whos winning/more relevant. Then Coyotes at the very very bottom regardless of how they're doing.

>>78180131
even the Mexicans watch football

power ranking:
Cards
D Backs
Suns (way more popular when we had Nash)
POWER GAP
coyotes

>>78180131
Used to be a basketball city, but since the Suns are going through the worst era in franchise history, the balance has shifted in favor of the Cardinals.

TRUCKS

>>78179877
It was a considered decision. The meeting is only reachable by bus and I'd have to wait for 45 mins in the rain for the bus home. As my shoes are shit (ordered some new ones today), my feet would have gotten wet, I would have gotten angry and started drinking again.