OFFICIAL SWANSEA CITY v NEWCASTLE UNITED MATCH THREAD 2

alvaro morata

First for Ali Dia

>de krul

le funny hair man

once shoved a golf ball up my arse at work because I was bored

Britain belongs to Islam

wtf hamez is playing?????

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>why the fuck did I leave Man City for this shit

>be black
>expect to be a CM

Not a fucking chance. That requires an IQ above 100. Blacks simply don't have enough processing power in those noggins of theirs.

If they had a proper striker nwcastle could be alright

merino looks good, aside from the dive

>>78174864
>who is Iniesta

Fuck off /pol/

>>78174864
i think you are merely pretending to be a /pol/tard

>>78174655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

Still relevant I see.

Get a Boner on

>>78174864
yeah niggers are stupid lol

>>78174864
wow, rude

>>78174888
Thanks Captain Obvious.

>>78174864

ok this is actually a pretty decent troll persona

Renato Sanches has lost possession 14 times in 28 minutes. Welcome to the Premier League.

>>78174784
>hair hitting him in the eyes

is he shit because he can't see shit?

le lose the ball and look silly man

>>78174869

not a big fan of couscous

Sanchez makes Joey Barton look like Xavi.

>>78174888
I say anything and oh pol this pol that why don't you fuck off. Literally obsessed, I'm soo sorry I'm passionate about Nazism can we talk about some footy now la? Christ

>>78174947
kek

Sanches has fucking wotsits at the bottom of his hair

we're watching a game where tom carroll is by far the best player

https://twitter.com/bradynewstead/status/906906772010651649
ban when

>>78174942
well you're an idiot then

>>78174953
of the stands?

>>78174970
couscous nonce

>Sanches

>>78174936
You'd think it'd be too transparent to work but my lord the guardian readers ITT don't have any critical thinking do they

>you will never be Benitez and make substitutions while sitting at home watching the game

has the sanches hype died off already then?

Couldn't name 5 of the players on the ptch atm hahahahahaha

>>78174964
Mikel Merino is the best player m8

>>78174964
fucking lel

I think I've figured out what Sanches is good at

He gets tackled and wins free kicks

Holy fuck you could see his brain trying to process that

>>78174993
who?

That's a goddamn hand ball.

how has my boy merino been doing?

sadly tuchel didn't fancy him for some reason

>>78175000

best diver maybe lol

>>78175027
stop crying, dumbers

>>78174993
The commentators have stopped praising him as much, but I think BBC's livetext have doubled down on hyping him.

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>>78174993

>>78175027
Are you retarded?

Gerrard said that in the 5 years he worked with Benitez, he never had a conversation with him that wasn't about football.

>>78175031
attempted a blatant dive for a penalty

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opinions?

>>78175041
I SHAN'T (, pog)

>swansea newcastle
>2 threads

truly british ess pee is a magical place

A PASS NIGGA THAT'S THE SHIT I DONT LIKE

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>>78175057
Gerrard's said a lot of strange things over the years

>>78175027
nah it deflected up off his torso, natural position for the slide, nothing he could do.
Good call

>>78175070
Only here for Sanches, senpai

>>78175045
looks like they've stopped altogether

quoting steve claridge:
>Renato Sanches looks like a player who has not played a lot of games and someone who just arrived on Friday. He has to get used to the Premier League, do some defending and do some work without the ball. It has not been the best debut I've ever seen.

>>78175031
Been one of our better players, don't like the fact he dives but his close control is superb.

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>Everton could realistically win the league

>>78175070
the Sanches effect

>>78174993
Question is, why was there any hype in the first place?

>>78175082
and he's not even good imagine that

>>78175057
well can you imagine trying to talk to gerrard about anything even remotely cultural

>>78175070
Last game of matchday lad

>>78175099
he played pretty well at arsenal

Renato Sanches
Davinson Sanches
Alexis Sanches

Who would win in a scrap?

>Sandchess

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>everton could realistically win a game of football

>apologies for the bad language you may have heard
lmao

>Apologies for the bad language
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D

>sanches

>Sanches
ahahaha oh my fucking god

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rate em

>>78175057
Craig Bellamy's autobiography is also very damning of Benitez.

Said he's extremely cold to his players and made announcements via paper notices pinned to noticeboards instead of just talking to them.

KEK SANCHES

from the guardian livetext:

>57 min: Sanches tumbles 30 yards from goal. Free-kick to Swansea. It’s made for Gylf... sorry.

>58 min: Sanches takes the free-kick, but it’s not much of a surprise to see his effort drift aimlessly over the bar.

ayy lmao

>shitches

Kek anyone else hear that "fuakin 'ell"

>Sanches
Oh my god he is really fucking shit

Sánchez has been abysmal holy shit

BONY BONY BONY

>>78175136
7 5 1 3 4 6 2

>>78175115
Who doesn't?

>sanches can't get past championship players
Truly a meme player

B O N Y

>>78175130
>>78175131
What happened?

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>tfw never knew a super agent when I was a teenager that could convince a footballing giant that I'm good and get me a €100,000-a-week 5 year contract

This is a new and sad feel.

>>78175142
rude ;_;

>You now remember Leicester City Football Club

>>78175136
3>4>7>1>6>5>2

He's done.. he's exhausted, standing in midfield, can't even run anymore

>>78175048
>A top 4 player.

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imagine Ruben Neves is playing in the Championship and Renato Sanches is playing in the Prem

>>78175136
6

Did anyone else see the kid making faces behind Boner just then?

>>78175136

would
would
would
would
maybe
maybe
would

>>78175161
>tfw
Even once they realised you were shit, it would still cost them millions to pay you off, and you'd be set.

>>78175136

Left to right

8/10
6/10
7/10
7/10
7/10
8/10
7/10

Fucking state of this Super Sunday

>>78174888
>>78174936
>call black people dumb
>lol u troll

so THIS is the power of leftypol

>>78175136
One in the middle looks like a Tranny

>>78175142
It would be The Guardian wouldn't it, to make fun of a 20 year old who is obviously having a tough time..

>>78175136
I only sort of rate the tanned bimbo in the pink dress, but I can't decide if she's a 5 or a 6

AND HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN

>>78175190
top lad

>on the counter attack
>3 on 2
>run past the ball

Sanches is playing 4d chess

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Awooo

>65 min: Renato Sanches scampers through the middle with space to attack, only to suddenly look as though he’s trudging through treacle, leave the ball behind and fall over. It’s not quite been a Woodgate of a debut, but it hasn’t been great.

>It's not quite been a Woodgate of a debut
Oof.

>>78175214
He's been fucking rubbish.

> sanchez out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

also
> BONY

>>78175057
is this bad? why would benitez be interested in anything gerrard has to say

B O N E R
S A V E
U S

>be a striker
>pick number 2 as your shit number

Why

>>78175136
7.7.9.7.7.9.9

>>78175220
Note: Sanches died on the way back to his home planet

>>78175171
Yes, I do remember the club that made it to the CL quarterfinals while all the others crashed at the Ro16 and almost beat Atletico Madrid

Wow, Sanches can't even handle a ball, let aone make a successful pass.

>Diame on
Swansea must be quaking in their boots

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>>78175207

>tfw 0-0 draw

>striker wearing shirt number 2
Why do Africans do this

>>78175215

ATLEAST an 8

>>78175266
>le only play when he can be bothered man

You now remember West Brom vs Boro

>>78175080
Kek

Haha lads, for more quality football banter and hijinks check out the Guardian Live Text at:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2017/sep/10/swansea-city-v-newcastle-united-premier-league-live

Tammy Abharham Is Worse Than Danny Welbeck

Sanches looked good always looking to play on the turn, not sure he cares about Swansea desu

Mangala plays for newcastle?

>>78175256
Kek

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really makes you think

>>78175298
Norway archive this pls

>69 min: It’s time for Big Wilf. Wilfried Bony comes on for his second Swansea debut, replacing Renato Sanches, who, quite frankly, has been majestically bad.

Newcastle don't have a hope or staying up with their striking options

>>78175300
that's not too hard given welbeck is actually a good footballer

>>78175268
can't count any higher

>>78175301
Highlight reel footballer desu

>>78175335
hahaha

>>78175329
Screaming

>>78175336
kek

Is it true that Sanches's contract requires him to play a certain number of games?

>Wilfried Bony is wearing the No2 shirt, in honour of how many goals he scored for Stoke last season

>>78175364
Hmm let me see if I can find the papers

>>78175364
Just play him in cup games then

>>78175372
He scored against Swansea didn't he?

SEMEN
L
U
R
P
I
N
G

>>78175364
Hope so. I'll keep watching Swansea if so. The lad is the next step in footballing entertainment.

>>78175142
>>78175214
Typical guardian, racist filth, always hating on a young black man trying to make his way in the world. Don't they realise how difficult it must be for him, going from Munich in tolerant, refugee loving Germany, to Swansea in bigoted, brexit voting Wales? That's psychological harm right there, no doubt he is having trouble in his first match!

>>78175364
Well, we will see 2nd minute meme subs soon, then.

Anyone else would've scored 4 against this crap Swansea team, Newcastle are toothless in attack

diame makes sissoko look like yaya toure

>>78175364
I'm going to read his contract ton the toilet now and get back to you

Today we have watched 3 relegation candidates and none of them are Burnley.

>>78175364
Idk, but this was the best place to ask you literal mongoloid

>>78175330
Well serves them right for allowing Mitrovic only 15 minutes per game tops

>>78175394
Twice.

matt richie makes mark noble look like muzzy izzet

>>78175394
Just copying from telegraph live commentary, it's fucking gold.

I wasted 90mins watching swansea x newcastle

what has my life come to

Turned it off now, pathetic game

>>78175417
And thats depressing

>>78175410
HAHAHHHAHHA

KEKED!

>>78175439
It's only been 75

>>78175398
>the state of your comment right now

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>swanshit

>sub Sanches
>concede

OMG SOMETHING HAPPENED A GOAL!

>SWANSHIT

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Post rare Bonys

>>78175412
Sissoko actually looked quite decent last game

lmao jamaaaaal

>>78175403
i know right? the police really should step in and shut down that far right hate speech website

BASED JAMAAL
WHO NEEDS STRIKERS

TOOOOOOOOOOOOON

JUST

>LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS >LE SELLS

>>78175422
if he gets more than 15 mins he's a guaranteed red

deserved from lascelles desu and swans fantastic defending continues

>Sanches goes off
>Swansea concede

APOLOGISE. None of you appreciated his 4D chess.

YESSSSS
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

>>78175452
i watched the whole half time break too

TOON

>Take off Renato Sanches
>concede
really activates the almonds

Lascelles is a legend and deserves to be in the England setup

LACELSLELAA AHAHDHGHGHGHGHGFFDDDHH GO FFUCK SWNSASEA SHIT EAT SHIT SANCHES HAHAHAHAHA LEEL LACESLLELEESSSSSSSSSS GAL LINE GERO LACELELESSSSSSS

BLACKED

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>zonal marking on corners

>>78175444
(You)

Hahaha, now who is mocking Super Sunday eh? You faggot bitches!

190kg would have outjumped Lascelles

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>>78175461

>>78175502
good imitation of a burger

>>78175502
>Two games, two goals

>>78175330
Strikers are a meme, quit living in the past grandad

>>78175477
Nah, he turned a new leaf, gone is the wild Mitrovic of old, now he is a level headed , cerebral, brooding father of one.

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Lascelles for England Captain lads

>>78175492
I thought he was French. Or am I thinking of that other black Newcastle defender

>>78175403
IT'S okay to criticise him, just that snide waspish way is really classless. Have a bit of sympathy when literally your job purely involves no genuine football commentary but just being able to chat shit about everything quickly

that advertising board
>Narcos
>As fearsome as the Swans' new front line

Gayle looks like a thuggy bugger

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>>78175511
>filename isnt Uma Delicia

lascalles is so good. been telling wenger to sign him for years.

will be a man city legend one day.

>>78175525
Are you memeing or did you not watch Newcastle-West Ham?

>>78175529
You're thinking of Lejeune, probably

>Alfie Mawson is the next great English CB they said
Ballwatching for that entire set piece.

>Clement in the light, Sanches in the dark
That was the last time they spoke as friends.

>>78175525
that's why he's currently suspended for a cheeky elbow, right?

>>78175519
Patrician football

Sawnsea are losing because they have black CMs

>>78175543
Hands off want him at United me, not much difference between him and Bailly currently desu

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Brazil is an interesting place

>>78175546
Yes I did, scored a nice goal, almost got another

>>78175525
I'd like to believe you. By Serbian standards you're probably right. Having both him and shelvey in our team though is too much of a liability though

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>take off sanches
>lose

Live and learn

>>78175564

ye, theyre both gash

>>78175557
That? That was just an inside joke between professionals, nothing to write home about.

>>78175580
Jamaal was the difference today La

>>78175571
why'd they make the trophy bigger it's so silly

>>78175566
And should've been sent off before doing any of it

Is someone going to address the elephant in the room? I don't want to do it as people will dismiss me as pol.

>>78175563
This guy is getting there

>>78175571
>Renato Sanches: One European Championship
>Paulo Dybala: Zero Copa Americas
Gulf in calss really

>>78175511
>Gorillas in the Mist

>b-b-but we have Sanches and Bony
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha


R E L E G A T E D

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>wake up
>no gf

Which 3 teams do you want to go down boys?

>>78175613
Nah, he shouldnt have. Football is a contact sport

>>78175618
>elephant in the room

you mean Bony?

>>78175628
Palace, Burnley, Brighton

love cum on my face

>swansea
>welsh club
>no welsh players

Hmmmm

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>>78175627

>>78175627
why are you just waking up?

>>78175628
palace, sunderland and mk dons

>Swansea's a shithole, I wanna go home
>10 minutes later
>don't take me home, please don't take me home

Hmm

>>78175564
>>78175543

he's 23 years old and starting captain for Newcastle.

hype around CB's is always pretty slow to build. look at VVD. went from a nobody at Celtic to a £70m man in years.

Lascalles will be the hottest name on everyone's transfer list within 2/3 years, easy.

isn't technically amazing on the ball, but has pretty much everything else in his game. will play for a top 6 side soon enough, I'm certain.

Fucking greedy American cunts sapping money from our club. Get the fuck out you fucking yanks

>commentators keep saying Moreno
How hard is it to pronounce Merino?

why are we watching a certified relegation battle of 2 teams definitely going down?

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>>78175654
Wow, they actually don't.

>>78175678
literally pronounced the same way

>>78175656
>why are you just waking up?
its only 5.41pm uk time (on a sunday)

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check em

Man gale is one ugly fuck

>>78175268
https://youtu.be/zvFf_xA0bLc?t=10s

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>look at dwight gayle
>race-mixing isn't ba-

>>78175665
Meanwhile Holding will go on to disappoint cos he's already at a big club

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>>78175703
No check these

>>78175628
/lgbt/, /vr/ and /lit/

>>78175686
Newcastle are going to stay up cap this post

>>78175736
fucking amateurs, check these

>>78175736

Coming up short again are we, Corbyn?

>>78175736
you utter loser lol

>>78175719
>>78175723
Really not certain what races his parents are. He's come out yellow.

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>>78175736
>>78175703
Dubs and the pakis go home

Dubs for Swansea to go down and Cardiff to go up

>>78175723
Fucking depresses me knowing gareth gates of all people got to fuck her.
Don't care what anyone says id ride her all night senpai.

>>78175628
poocastle, west brom, arsenal

the co-commentator on sky sports just said the "goodfeel factor"

>>78175700
Surely it's Mehreeno like the sheep.

>>78175646
There are around a dozen blacks in the entire Liberty Stadium this afternoon. Guess where they are.

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>>78175723
You better leave my wife and her boyfriend alone or there will be dire consequences

>>78175768
His dad's Jamaican.

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>5 added minutes

dubs for this is the last dub of the thread

>>78175801
hahahahhahahHAHAHAHAH

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>>78175736
F U C K

swansea will score

Can Sky really not find a single person in the country more interesting than Alan Smith?

My fucking dementia-ridden step dad has more charisma

Anyone catch that cute girl the away stand

>>78175723
jesus what happened to jordan

>>78175802
Then I would guess Jamaican-Mongolian and Albino-Native American

>>78175801
>that text rendering
Neo-nazis are truly subhuman

>>78175745
lad, theyre championship

>>78175828
worst thing about FIFA, i turn the commentary off now

Any decent games on tonight lads?

If I don't get dubs I will never post on spee again

>>78175828
for Swansea v Newcastle, no.

>>78175875
One is about to end. Enjoy it

>>78175726
progressing at a big club as a CB is far tougher than at a mid table club, no doubt about it.

holding, technically and physically has everything in his locker, as well as a fantastic reading of the game. bloke should really become an England and Arsenal automatic starter. But developing as a ball playing CB at a big club is a near impossible trajectory.

Even Rapha Varane's development has been hindered to some extent by playing at RM

Please end this pain.

>the last 6 hours of my life has been eaten up by this utter shit

Disgusted with myself.

>>78175882
thank fuck, bye.

>>78175875
no

>>78175182
>ruben neves plays for wolves
For what purpose?

>>78175882
it'll do. fuck off.

>>78175875
Raiders - Titans

How shit is atsu lel

Can tell he's another chelshit loanee

>>78175915
money laundering

Sam Clucas is literal garbage

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>>78175908
>feeding his desperate need for attention by providing him (You)'s

just post this in any thread he appears in lads

>>78175898
>Arsenal
>big club

HOWLING

>shatsu

>atsu

>>78175915
Slimey agent dickhead

lascelles to captain england to a world cup next year in Russia

>>78175853
>FIFA

hello underage nigger

Woah lads, what a super Sunday I've just witnessed!

>Chicken Atsu Curry

>>78175946
What's a spee?

GET IN HERE AND LAUGH AT THE FAT CUNT: >>78171694

>Christian Scatsu

>>78175898
Players just don't develop at Arsenal these days it's weird, look at Wilshere and Ramsey, I'm convinced they're all on Coke or something like that

>>78175945
saw him a few times for Hull last season and he was honestly really, really impressive. I'm not just talking about compared to his shit teammates, he was really dominant against the bigger sides.

Strong, great positional sense, firm interceptions/tackles and could ping a pass easy. Struggling now, think Swansea must honestly be one of the toughest teams in the league to adapt to. Shithole of a city, cold, away from everywhere relevant, shit gaffer's, no coherent/easy system to slot into.

>>78176059
That's because Arsenal don't dope but other teams do

Post match thread
>>78174852
>>78174852

>>78176003
>>78175946
>>78175921
>>78175908
Lol no one's posting on spee ever again anyways lel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_cruiser_Admiral_Graf_Spee

>>78176059
Wilshere and Ramsey are different stories.
Wilshere developed excellently, and then injuries curtailed him and he fell of a cliff.

Ramsey is capable of unbelievable performances and 0/10's. Truth is, he's not a CM or even a box to box mf, he's 10, but Ozil plays there.

However Ox didn't develop, and some of the signings in recent years didn't improve at all. Gabriel/ElNeny were brought in cheap, but the data and stats guys predicted they would improve massively and become £40m players easily (they have this software called StatDNA). Gabriel and Elneny didn't improve at all, which is worrying.

>>78176091
Nah problem there is they all think they've made it already cos they play for Arsenal, so they never get better

>le german army joke
/pol/ is so cringe nowadays

>>78176181
Good post, Iwobi is the next story like that, these players are very talented and tend to look decent for their NT's outside of the Arsenal system (Ramsey / Iwobi)

>>78176262
>c-cringe!!
cringe.

>Jamaal
>English

>>78176331
>c-cringe!!
cringe

>a canadian flag in a Swansea-Newcastle match thread calling others cringe

WE'RE NEWCASTLE AND WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

>>78176262
>the German army cru-
>F-FUCK OFF /POL/ REEEE

Wow wtf my man are you feeling okay :')

@78176446
>>78175946
off you go

>>78176554
I was referring to the German army cruiser. Fellow Naziheads would have gotten it, I was just amusing myself la

>>78175898
>Rob Holding
>tfw banged his thicc sister at uni

>>78176956
kek, i was in the same halls as callum chambers' next door neighbour growing up. snogged her once but never got to fuck. qt virgin, immense body.

>>78175875
Seahawks v Packers and Cowboys v Giants should b gd

>>78177189
lmao get fucked

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