The first half of the games-required-to-meet-PL-guidelines-for-domestic-broadcasts "Super Sunday" sees Sean Dyche's band of white men (and token coloured in deadline day signing Nakhi Wells from Huddersfield) host Frank de Boer's far more multi-cultural Crystal Palace.
The Eagles have lost every league game so far without a goal, while the Clarets haven't won since their opening day victory at Chelsea, although they did get a late draw at Wembley last time out.
Kick-off at 1:30pm UK time.
BNPley: Heaton; Lowton, Tarkowski, Mee, Ward; Gudmundsson, Cork, Defour, Brady; Vokes, Wood.
>Subs: Pope, Walters, Arfield, Westwood, Long, Bardsley, Barnes.
Palarse: Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Fosu-Mensah, Schlupp; Puncheon (c), Cabaye, McArthur; Lee, Townsend, Benteke.
>Subs: Speroni, Van Aanholt, Milivojevic, Kelly, Lumeka, Kaikai, Riedewald.
1St for Mighty Frank "the Boar"
Lads, now that the August dust has settled for good, can we all take a quick moment to show our respects to the current true epl goat of al time?
A quick you is all it takes, however, to pay top respect you should reply with KANE GOAT GOAT HARRY
>Sahko , loftus cheek and Tomlin's not even on the bench
>Milojejdjskehdj benched
Fuck this shit,
Roy hodgsen when
Exciting match today i can barely contain my excitement
Who cares
>>78170693
im really confused, why did burnley want or need Nahki wells?
he was deemed a weak link at huddersfield in the championship
>>78170725
sup chung yong
>>78170725
not put a cheeky bet on fella?
>>78170734
Dunno. You could have said the exact same thing about Arfield though.
>>78170734
needed to meet diversity guidelines because they sold gray
Incidentally this was advertised at Stoke yesterday: https://www.unionjack.co.uk/
Definitely Sean Dyche's favourite radio station.
Wew, yet another """""super""""" sunday. After this worldclass match we'll get to see the mighty swansea face newcastle. So who do you think will get the all important 3 points in this relegation battle?
What I am posting here, are dubs
>>78170803
Everyone is waiting to see Renato Sanches
>>78170828
ugh
hhaha yes I LOVE based super sunday
You just know this will be the best match of the year.
Prove me wrong.
>>78170828
Seen enough of him at buyern m9. He will unironically not even be good enough to be a bench warmer for swanshit.
>>78170724
You know things are bad when you want Woy.
>>78170877
*loses 2-0 at home to Hoffenheim*
Buyern is a cancer now
>>78170772
Arfield was a freebie
he was on trial and impressed, so they gave him a contract where he would have initially been on bugger all
>>78170877
hes perfect for Le PL.
>~mamadou~
>~everybody doin' what they wanna do~
>>78170811
What i am posting here,, is Tubs
>>78170830
>ugh
Don't you have some kitchen utensils factory team to be watching?
>>78170811
what i am posting here, are shrubs
>>78170921
What does this mean?
>>78170889
Yes, and? Are (you) implying i'm a customer? I occasionally watch bundes, but i've always been a pure chelsea plastic.
>>78170924
what I am posting here, are subs
>>78170798
shit this is pretty good
>>78170944
Lel, good luck when Abramovic gets bored then, and pulls his Big Russkie Dick out of the club
let's go supah sunday!
Been thinking about this game all night
>>78170693
>Start playing Le pacy nigger strategy
>Bench the pacy ones and only leave the slow tall one
Does Frankie de Dutch speaking south African want us to go down
>>78170986
Don't worry if chelski lose all their good players i'll just bandwagon another top team. Though that won't probably happen so stay mad ABC.
>people are making fun of us again
Hard being a Lifelong. Just keep laughing, fuckers, sure whatever, we don't need your respect.
'Super' Sunday
De Boer's final game in charge
>/sp/ unironically only watches the 'big' sides
plebs
>>78170924
they look nice. ive been thinking about getting into landscape architecture. wouldnt it be cool if cities looked like this
>>78171008
>>78171008
SCOTTISH DELUSION LADS
IM DYING HERE
>>78171059
Will Mancini hovering in the stand?
>>78171071
Heh, they're replying to my post.
>>78171064
What are you talking about, even teams like Arsenal get game threads
>Sherwood is still mad about getting sacked by Villa
Tim, it isn't those pesky foreigners that make it hard for British managers. You're just fucking shit.
>>78171043
>being a yank palace plastic
I fucking hate both these teams who do I root for?
>>78171187
burnley
theyre both cunts but atleast they dont have a drum
>>78171187
palace, let de boer stay in his job a little longer so they can go down
>>78170877
He was shit for Portugal's u21s against Wales the other day. Shut out by Championship reserves and Swansea u23 players.
YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!!!
WERE RED AND BLUE!!!!!
oooooooooooOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HHHEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOO
OOOHHHH
>>78171195
palace have one of the best atmospheres in the prem. what's wrong with a drum?
>>78171176
Lifelong since 2013, my unnecessarily angered friend
I fucking hate Palace and all their gay Euro shite
>>78171212
>drumfags
SAD!
>It's not about the system Palace are using, it's energy and commitment
Jaime Redknapp is a fucking retard.
The problem with football in England starting as a working class game and being mainly a working class game in the 60s-80s is it's full of thick as cow shit pundits from Liverpool, Manchester and north London who are "muhh pashun lads" anti-intellectuals. It's why we always get hammered by the Spanish who understand the importance of tactics, and why we have no decent English managers.
>>78171219
You're a casual who randomly chose a team when they got promoted.
>>78171212
All customers hate drums for some reason, maybe they can't hear the commentary properly because of them, I dunno.
>>78171226
literally dunno what us wrong with one. better than the prawn sandwich and tourist clubs in the prem
>>78171237
>YOU LIKE THINGS FOR THE WRONG REASON REEEEE
>you now remember the pompey drumcunt
hope hes dead desu
Palace have a pretty decent team, they should be doing better
>>78171263
nah they're all overrated shit
>>78171274
cabaye is bretty good. i don't rate many more though
It's gonna be a 0-0 draw isn't it?
burnley are going to hammer palace today, put money on it. gonna hoofball palace to death
>>78171240
Why?
>you now remember West Brom vs Stoke
>>78171237
You slander me again I'll have you locked up, you silly cunt
You'll never be allowed to buy a metal fork again after my dad's lawyer is done with you, understand MATE?
>>78171307
>american """"""banter"""""
*triggers spee*
Dubs and they'll score at least 3 goals
Wew lad
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>palarse
Bye mr.Boer
>"super" sunday
I've got Wood
Wtf chink young pee is normally good
>have btts
>realise palace haven't scored a single goal this season
chris wood is fucking shit
>2 goals in 2 games
lel prem is so overrated
Fuck lads, if only they'd had more pashion and commitment, that was nothing to do with their pass-out-defence system.
>Ho Lee Fuk
RIP in peace De Boer.
WHAT ON EARTH ZIP
>>78171293
>disrespecting the crystal palace comedy act
>>78171350
maybe your opinion of him and judgement of player quality generally is shit
>The record for the fewest number of Premier League matches that a permanent manager has been in charge of a club for in the competition is currently held by Les Reed at Charlton in 2006-07 (seven games).
Well that's going to be broken by a fair margin if this scoreline holds.
that dog-eater just got de Boer fired
>>78171352
>get back to basics
>get it forward
>>78171372
he's honestly not that good.
even Leeds fans i know didn't rate him that highly
>le play ajax cruyff football with league 2 players man
de boer is trying to play intricate passing football with a bunch of long ball merchants
of course he's going to fail
who /lifelong/ here?
>>78171388
>Frank de Boer genuinely thought he could change Palace's footballing style to tippy-tappy passy shit after they played under Pulis, Pardew and Allardyce in succession
>>78171401
I'm more amazed Steve Parish believed that shit.
>palace fans
kek
KEK
>having these useless cunts play a high line
Sam Allardyce will be spinning in his grave.
>>78171407
Sams dead?
De Boer more like the bore tbhqwhymfm
i miss the championship, when we could score
imagie being a >fan of one of these clubs
more like crystal PHALLUS
(get it?)
who had palace down as relegated before start of the season?
Why didn't palace go for mancini?
>>78171403
Well they are the whitest team in the premier league.
how can the whole of palace be so much worse than the sum of its parts?
de boer unironically needs to be managing a team with the quality of city or chelsea for this style to be effective
not scott fucking dann
it perplexes me why he would take a job like this
>>78171422
whats wrong with supporting a proper club?
Burnley need an exciting rebrand. The Burnley Wizards for example.
Fosu Mensa is utter dross
HERE WE ARE
YOU KNOW US BY NOISE
THE PRIDE ER SOUTH LONDON
THE FAMOUS PALACE BOYS
>>78171438
Big Bad Burnley Boys
>>78170693
Is this patrician super Sunday ?
why would you pay money to have benteke play for your side?
>>78171435
Big Sam likes this
From the BBC livetext:
>Jed MIchael: You feel if de Boer had the surname Guardiola we would not be calling for his head. Guardiola lost first two at Barcelona...
Fucking what?
>>78171424
Me. I wanted them to go down last season already but unfortunately they managed to hang on. Thankfully sunderland finally got relegated.
Anybody actually support Burnley?
huh
>>78171456
everyone who supports burnley is currently at the match
>>78171437
you're watching guys who should be part-time amateurs playing football and get paid like full-time professionals. Only locals watch their games because muh town club.
philosophy
>>78171476
>you're watching guys who should be part-time amateurs playing football and get paid like full-time professionals.
That describes most clubs in the Portuguese top flight.
>>78171448
Because he consistently scores goals when you play to his strengths.
I don't get it, if he wanted to play this style why didn't he go out and buy some players who can actually play it?
Roy Hodgsens red and blue army
Roy Hodgsens red and blue army
Roy Hodgsens red and blue army
>>78171484
Why are Dutch managers so shit
>>78171492
what are his strengths?
>>78171456
unironically me
lived both there and crystal palace for years
>>78171502
Big and black
This is some old school 90s premiership shit.
>>78171476
any of the players on the pitch would be a guaranteed first starter in any top portugese team
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>78171502
Headed goals from crosses.
>>78171493
palace are the worst at transfers in england over the past decade. well them and newcastle
>>78171502
hes good at being big
>>78171489
well you're not wrong, however the shit players here don't get paid in gold like fucking Andros "literally who" Townsend.
What is burnley like as a city?
>>78171476
>he doesnt support his local team no matter how bad
you are truely pathetic. Literally most of the teams on the planet are this quality or worse
>>78171516
when we got him i didnt expect him to be so fucking boring
>wearing numbers over 30
why is this allowed?
>>78171530
Shitty northern satellite town
>>78171530
paki infested dump
>>78171534
Pretty certain all the Dutchies on here were laughing like fuck at the appointment.
>>78171530
Pride of the northern powerhouse, officially not as bad as blackburn
Why would Frank take this job? It's going to ruin his reputation in England forever.
i wanted dyche : (
>>78171528
Hey, Andros Townsend was England's saviour and golden boy for about two weeks.
>>78171543
every city in england beginning with a b is infested with mudslimes, really makes you think
>>78171530
It's a town.
generally poverty stricken lancastrian town,
very divided town between asians and whites.
not as bad a blackburn, but still not great.
>>78171572
bath
>>78171547
>>78171574
Tell me about blackburn lads
>>78171572
basingstoke
>>78171453
Why does everyone here hate Palace?
>>78171583
bradford 2.0
go jói
>>78171451
isn't de boer a stronger name premanagement than guardiola?
>>78171534
>>78171546
The problem with de Boer's approach is that he needs a really well attacking team with creative players.
He is true to Ajax’s 4-3-3 with a balance of the tactical ideals of Cruyff and van Gaal.
With Ajax he tended to rely on the intelligence of players to do what the game demands of them and as such his tactics form a framework more than a static system of play.
Ajax is ghost of their former past but the meme-attacking is so ingrained it works.
Ajax kids grow up meme-attacking from the wings, it's all Ajax does.
You can't expect some hoofballers to suddenly attack like that.
>>78171588
kek why does her torso look like it's photoshopped in
>>78171572
Bexlyheath
Brighton (fags scare pakis)
borini is starting for ac milan
de boer is just another AVB desu
>>78171572
Birmingham, Bradford, Blackburn
>>78171583
more pakistanis, worse football team and the town itself is somehow worse than burnley, doesn't even have the nice stone that burnley's shitty buildings are made out of
>>78171572
do they scare you? :o
>>78171620
>scared of indians
m8 theyre the weakest race physically. who would be scared by them unless they had a bomb
Is Wood the new Kane lads?
>>78171620
no, they disgust me
>>78171620
do suicide bombers and jihadi gunmen scare me when the government has taken anyway any chance I have of defending myself against them?
wait a minute
this is rubbish
why am I wasting my sunday watching this
>>78171646
ITS SUPER
>You can't deny his aspirations.
>>78171646
wtf delete this?
>>78171646
filthy plastic casual
>>78171646
Wtf I hate sundays now
>>78171654
he looks like a thunderbird puppet
>>78171665
but it is rubbish
if you don't support either of these teams there's literally zero point watching this shitfest
Shit game, tell me some gossip about your area lads
>Premier
heaton's shoulder popped out
>>78171693
There was a drug raid on my street a few days ago.
does de boer get palpitations any time the ball is in the air?
>>78171693
>the 'pool
appears to be on suicide watch
>>78171683
ok lad
>>78171693
some motorcyclist died a few hundred yards from my house on the main road
saw the blood on the road walking the dog
>>78171708
fuck off /britpol/
F
>>78171724
gnarly
>>78171683
don't you just enjoy football?
or do you think better quality = more entertaining?
if so go watch the spanish league
>probably will require surgery
surely that's not true
There's war on goalies this season. Helmets will be mandatory next season.
>>78171728
No
>>78171709
yes, and so does his brother.
>>78171742
Maybe not him, but certainly your mum after I pumped her axe wound full of my baby batter last night.
>>78171740
yes better quality does mean more entertainment because it's usually faster pace and there are more chances on goal
spanish football outside real/barca is just as shit as this
>>78171694
>>78171694
ugly cunt thread
>>78171654
*blocks your path*
does a pokey bum wank make you gay?
>>78171760
no one cares about your thread fuck off
>>78171693
a lady got shot up the vagina with an antique shotgun at a cheap hotel down the road from me earlier this year
>>78171374
>frank the farmer
another exemplar case of Inter devouring a manager's career
>>78171759
>yes better quality does mean more entertainment because it's usually faster pace
bollocks.
>spanish football outside real/barca is just as shit as this
nah it's better quality.but it's quite clear to see you are a fan of manure or Chelsea or some shit. and you only watch overpaid shite
>heaton ded
there goes burnley's season
>>78171791
so you're saying this match is just as entertaining as city liverpool yesterday?
and yes spanish football is shit you've obviously never watched it
Why the fuck haven't Burnley fixed the issue of the way the sun hits their stadium? They should be made to put up extra boarding for shade. Watching early kick offs at Turf Moor in winter time is impossible.
>>78171824
are you thick?
i questioned whether YOU thought better quality equals better entertainment and whether there was a correlation.
you said there was, so i told you to watch the spanish league where all spanish mediocre sides shit all over englands mediocre sides, (even though i think it's boring).
this game is poor, the city game was shit after the sending off anyway. it doesn't prove anything though.
>>78171744
So Tuchel in for Crystal Palace?
>>78171852
because they are poor
>>78171862
the fact is better quality usually equals better entertainment unless you support a specific club
everyone can agree with that except you for some reason
and teams like alaves, osasuna, eibar, getafe, leganes, elche, levante are league one/two level that's why barca/madrid turn them over 6-0 every time
Check 'em
>>78171919
>hurr it's fact
you could argue the championship is the most entertaining league in england, but ignorant fools like yourself would disregard it.
stick to your liverplop and arsenal games for your entertainment mate.
>>78171891
>replacing one meme with another
anyone got a webm of the goal?
>>78171985
again there's a reason hardly anybody watches championship games unless you support that specific club
>>78171919
>he thinks real madrid or barcelona wouldn't shit on swansea and crystal palace with their reserves
>>78172011
you mean just like chelsea did when burnley put three past them?
>>78172005
well if you want to be fooled into the hyperbole and believe in the terriffic marketing of the premier league then fair enough
Next week looks like a proper Super Sunday.
>>78172028
no it's because the championship is terrible and every team plays hoofball
>>78172051
but you don't watch championship football so how would you know?
>they all play hoofball
how wrong can you possibly be?
>>78172050
>man spots blacks
>>78172067
yes they literally all do play shitty hoofball that's a fact
>>78171219
>lifelong
>2013
Niggerwhat
>>78172050
looks like he has lost weight since entering the pl
I put a cheeky tenner on Crystal.
What are my chances?
>>78171405
Ugh, I post on that site.
>>78172091
low. they have lost all games and burnley rarely lose at home
>>78172091
better chance if it's meth than palace
>>78172091
Hi, Ronald.
>>78172093
not been there for a few years, got too unbearable
>>78172076
>reading
>fulham
>barnsley
>huddersfield, brighton and newcastle last season
>wolves
>>78172116
all hoofball merchants
>>78172128
ok.
Based white man's Burnley BTFO watermelon nigger's Palace
Palace are going down.
>>78172132
Why did you even spend this long replying to him?
So which teams are going down lads?
Bournemouth
West Ham
Palace? Newcastle? Brighton?
>>78172143
because he knows I'm right
Is this going to be the most boring relegation fight in PL history? We already know which 3 teams are going down.
>>78172143
i know you can't educate pork. how silly of me.
>>78172095
>>78172106
>>78172108
Cheers lads.
I did also put a cheeky 50 on Franky getting sacked first so no real loss here.
>>78172153
who
>>78172148
yes
>>78172153
we do?
>>78172115
Yeah, it saddens me to think I share something in common with those twats.
>Maz
>>78172148
Brighton
Newcastle
West Ham
>>78172153
Certainly feels that way, but so many teams historically have gone on relegation avoidance runs at the end of the season its hard to say. Maybe DeBoer will find a way.
>>78172154
I'm educating you mate
better quality = more entertainment
nobody disagrees with that but you
>>78172153
People say that every season, a bad run at the start of the season does not equal relegation.
>>78172157
Me too, starting to worry that Bilic is going to go first though.
Mee is a big guy.
>>78172051
>no it's because the championship is terrible and every team plays hoofball
It's not the 1980s anymore buddy.
>>78172180
you're a bore. fuck off already
>>78172135
very racist
>>78172180
Football isn't entertainment though.
>>78172194
ah right so you're basically admitting I'm right then
good stuff
>>78172178
This. Swansea were dead and buried at the middle of last season and we're on gameweek 4.
>>78172209
what the fuck happened to /sp/?
>>78172204
what is it then?
>>78172162
>>78172170
Bournemouth
West Ham
Palace
>>78172148
Bournemouth, Palace, West Ham
Do you reckon Crystal Palace can go a full season without scoring a goal?
>>78172225
It's football.
Crystal Palace actually have a good team, so I can't see them going down. I just think the manager's lost the players, and they need to get someone new in.
>>78172228
>>78172226
>all 3 championship hoofball merchants stay up
hmm weird
>Generic london team
>Generic north west shitty satellite town team
Just relegate these no marks
>>78172226
>>78172228
wow how did you work that one out?????
>>78172244
so what are all the people sitting in the stands for then
are they just sitting there for the hell of it?
>>78172241
I reckon Benteke definitely can
>>78172218
That is a good example too because everyone thought Hull Shitty was gonna stay up with Marco Silva (who appears to be a pretty fucking astute manager), but somehow Swans with Clement (who is a handsome guy despite the hairline) managed to pull it off.
Also Swans looking like a pretty decent, or at least exciting team this season.
>>78172153
>>78172226
>>78172228
You idiots must lose a lot of money betting
Imagine thinking Bournemouth will stay up.
They're fucking TERRIBLE
>>78172253
wew lad dont worry you won the argument.
we are going down
going down
going down
we're going
everybody now!
>>78172263
I'll reserve judgement but Clement has my respect if can keep them away from a relegation fight.
>>78172280
you can't educated planks of wood.
It's cold and damp outside and it's going to be this way for the next 6 months.
think i'm going to start memeing brighton and homo albion
wtf how can you be offside if you're off the pitch??
>>78172289
>it's cold
no it's not. it's fucking mild
what was the call there?
imagine being a burnlel fan when you could get the train to either manchester club in half an hour
state of these sadacts
>>78172288
you're a fucking autist.
fuck off already
>>78172300
yeah that was odd, there was a Palace player further off the pitch than him from what i can tell.
>>78172302
It's cold here in Scotland.
Lumeka tiem
>>78172316
ah yes reverting to ad hominem I see
pretty obvious you have no other comeback to my argument and I have won.
>>78172318
do some draught DIY
>>78172289
It was fucking 33 here in nipland today.
This thread has been worse than the game.
>>78172325
Fucking, Leukaemia more like.
How is Chris' Wood?
fucking state of palace's shirt sponsor
>>78172329
I swear you're the same cunt who ruined the bolton vs leeds thread
You can't educate a banana
Don't think I've ever seen an entertaining game between two bottom half of the table clubs
Reminder that Pogba went down with an obvious and clear head injury in yesterday's game and the referee didn't stop play. He following passage of play saw Stoke score.
>>78172341
.........has it though
there is literally no reason to be watching this game with your life
>>78172360
ref conspiracy la
>>78172356
Why would I be in a championship hoofball thread?
I have better things to do with my life
Who else here already giddy for /Snowy Days/?
Fucking love snow, even though I'm a bit old for it now. Just love the way it alters your average routine, as it falls and transforms the environment into blissful, white beauty.
Nothing seems to matter as much when it's snowing, even if you feel like utter shit, there's something about seeing these white flakes settle on he ground, and slowly build up. Something about cleaning the buildup off of your car, and pushing the wheely bin through the gates being careful not to slip, those woolly hats and thick boots you only use once or twice a year.
Fuck lads... I love snow.
>>78172366
is this rock bottom?
>>78172366
fuck off out of the thread then
>>78172377
like what? moan about a ucking game you're not watching?
>>78172366
spoiler: theres no reason to watch any football match
Allardyce was on The Debate last week and he said he's done with taking rescue jobs at relegation teams. He said he wants to protect his record of never going down. So if you're down at the bottom this season you can't even play the BigSam card.
>>78172358
That seems a bit short-sighted, plenty of relegation battle games have been entertaining, last year Hull was entertaining at the end of the season.
>>78172358
>Portsmouth 7 Reading 4
>>78172391
Good, I fucking hate that cunt. Hope I never see his ugly mug ever again.
>>78172391
that's what he says now, wait until March or so
>>78172391
he'll do it for a bit more cash then
>>78172389
is your precious shitty quality football not entertaining the masses?
well colour me surprised
I unironically thought big sam was a good choice for england manager and was sad he fucked it up
>>78172366
ya I have Robbie Brady on my fantasy team for some reason and there's a .00001% chance he'll do something here
>watching these two teams play each other
>you now remember Palace styling on Arse earlier this year, winning 3-0
crystal palace paid £12m for jeff schlupp and are paying him around 70k p/w
>Schlupp
Crystal Palace bought Schlupp for £12m
>>78172404
He'd never take a job in March. January at the latest.
Swansea have been rapidly declining in quality for a few years now but they're not even in contention for relegation because there's so much utter shit in this league
>Nick Pope
>clean sheet
>no saves
>palares
>>78172358
Newcastle vs Sunderland
>>78172444
England starter then
Lads make an XI of the best PL players outside last season's top 6
what's the point in supporting a yo-yo club?
>>78172444
check shimashita
DA BOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR is a blithering egotistical retard. You don't just come in with a bunch of hoofball players and expect them to play Ajax football. Such a low intelligence manager. You should be able to manage the players you have and use them to your strengths, and gradually stamp your style down, especially if you're a club fighting relegation.
A true manager is one like Marco Silva
>>78172455
what's the point in supporting a football club?
>>78172450
they're all shit
other half of super sunday match thread: >>78172461
>>78172463
blame your chairman.
he's awful at picking managers.
>watching 22 people you don't know, and who don't know you, kick a ball around a patch of grass
BLACKED
but there's more
Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez (C), Mawson, Olsson, Clucas, Sanches, Carroll, Fer, Ayew, Abraham.
Elliot; Manquillo, Lascelles, Clark, Gamez; Merino, Hayden; Ritchie, Perez, Murphy. Joselu.
>>78172464
to brag about it to people who support other clubs
the bleakness and depression ITT is making me feel like I'm getting in touch with the real Britain
>>78172469
fucking hell this thread is depressing, have you all got PMT or what?
>>78172481
>sanches and a bunch of league one players
>>78172488
correct answer
I wish I was dead
>>78172475
>saving pictures of strangers with silly looking faces to share with strangers on a burmese glassblowing forum
>Ben (You)
>>78172422
The fuck are you posting in this thread for then???
>>78172507
Sanches is fucking shit. He's a horrendous player.
>when you have to sit in lancashire all day
>>78172511
Never blown glass in my life, fuck you
>>78172475
>taking time to write out a critique of people for enjoying sports entertainment in a thread specifically catering to that form of entertainment
>>78172507
>singling out sanches as something superior
>>78172494
The real Britain will come during winter when we complain, and vow to buy winter tyres yet again.
>>78172494
Watch youtube videos of working class people verbally abusing TV license enforcers.
True Britain
great save from the burnley keeper, who is not heaton
>Lenny Johnrose, former Burnley midfielder on BBC Radio Lancashire: I've got an opinion on Christian Benteke - sell him. He has had a shocker.
wew
chris wood is terrible at playing football, everywhere except scoring goals
First off; FUCK Dolce and Gabanna. Racist mothersuckers tryna be my father
>>78172559
>>/reddit/
>>78172559
Good job Burnley don't play football then
im out of beer, nobody will know how upset i am about this
if tom heaton was a public school he'd be tom eton
>>78172567
>being racist is bad
Found the subhuman
>>78172581
dont get it
Remember when benteke went to kop some trophies
holy FUCK Palace are absolute fucking shit
>>78172554
He is shit tho. Literally all he is good at is heading the ball.
>>78172581
if public schools were private they would be called public
If tom heaton came across a gang of pakis he would be tom beaten
>>78172593
Underage please leave
>>78172607
noble is fucking gash mate
if tom heaton was a meal he'd be tom eaten
>>78172607
brety gud
>>78172488
Why don't we all just support the best club at any given time then?
>>78172607
>defoe
>noble
>cresswell
>coleman
>maguire
All dross
It tom heaton was dug out of a bog and burned in a fireplace he would be tom peaton
>super sunday
can't the premier league just be full of teams who actually want to win? why can't we just get rid of the Burnleys and West Broms - teams who are fucking boring to watch and who nobody wants to see other than people who come from those shit areas
>>78172601
This angers me to no end, Brits are fucking retarded
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN AN HOUR
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN AN HOUR
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN AN HOOOOOOOOUR
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN AN HOUR
>>78172607
all good except for noble.
>>78172643
We'll if youre basing it on who parks the bus the most we should get rid on Man U too
>>78172630
I never thought about it like that. That's a brilliant idea.
>>78172643
i don't understand
burnley beat chelsea other day.
don't chelsea want to win?
if tom heaton was a town in devon he'd be tom seaton
>>78172623
There are no good DMs outside the top 6. None.
>>78172643
I came here to see Burnley
>dat Townsend senior career
wow didnt realise palace havent even scored a league goal yet
that's dire
cork motm desu
LEL
>>78172661
>if tom heaton was a radiator he'd be Tom Heating
what the fuck are palace doing
>>78172663
N'Didi is decent and can play there
>DANN
WHAT A BLUNDER
If tom heaton shitposted on a Mongolian basket weaving forum he would be tom speeton
how have Poolace not scored?
never send a white man to do a black man's job
>>78172559
Good thing scoring is his job then
well it was worth watching just for that miss
>Attempts
>4-22
Palace are hilarious
Bentenke finally showing emotion......lol
>de boeyes
Dann just got De Boer sacked
Palace is really dangerous when playing hoofball.
>>78172711
>burnley 4-4 scott dann
lel
Feel bad for the bore. His team playing really well just can't score. Scott dann obviously doesn't like the bore
Being a reserve 3rd choice keeper would be comfy desu
>>78172704
>black man
>job
>played 4 lost 4 scored 0
thing is, i think they're just unlucky. they don't look half bad, just haven't finished. new manager, same team, same tactics, they might do just fine.
DYCHED
If Debeor gets fired i am done with palace. This team has no talent. Dann had 3 open chances and blew them all.
>palace getting relegated
>>78172750
palace have been shit all season.
they're playing like a championship side
>>78172750
nop;e if you are in the relegat zone agter 4 games u go down simple as
>>78172763
>relying on Scott Dann for shooting opportunities
>>78172764
>5-0
feel asleep at half time
what was the final score?
Palace fixtures:
Southampton (H)
Man City (A)
Man United (A)
Chelsea (H)
Kek, if they lose to Southampton de Boer is utterly fucked.
>>78172770
>t. drunk
JUST
might as well keep De Boer until after the Chelsea game and see what happens
>>78172784
oh shit
>>78172757
Well and truly.
>Crystal Palace are the first top-flight team since Preston in 1924-25 to lose their opening four matches without scoring a goal.
Jesus Christ.
>>78172784
holy shit
they unironically might not score a goal in 8 games
>>78172784
1-1
0-3
0-2
1-3
>>78172784
>potentially 0 points in 7 games
JUST
>>78172791
>L
>L
>D
>L
JUST
>>78172809
idk I don't think they'd get anything v chelsea
>>78172730
>sat in a big warm hooded coat watching your mates battle it out, listening to the crowd tension while the rain batters on the roof of the dugout
>boss tells the lad next to you to warm up
>that's the last sub
>might shut my eyes and have a cheeky kip
>still on for that promotion bonus
>>78172772
Thats my point...he shouldnt even be on the pitch let alone in those situations.
This team is garbage.
>>78172832
Man United aren't intimidating at Old Trafford anymore grandpa
>>78172860
they literally lost there last season against uniteds C team under a much better manager
>>78172784
That's horrific. Not even Sam can rescue them from that.
>>78172784
RIP
shit miserable team who managed 2 (two) shots all game 1 - 0 shit laaandann team who's only claim to fame is beating liverpool that time
>>78172837
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuart_Taylor_(footballer,_born_1980)
>you will never be Stuart Taylor
>make an entire career out of being a third choice keeper
>only 75 appearances since 1997
>get to go to every game free of charge
>get free cosy clothes to wear in the cold winter months
>3-2 chelsea away
>1-1 tottenham away
>1-0 palace home
londoners TREMBLE at the very mention of the proud burnley man
>>78172918
>Stuart Taylor hasn't even made 100 career appearances
...that's rather depressing.
>>78172932
no surprise is it
burnley don't play full on blacks