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>>78158863
first for dave
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/Ao8cGLIMtvg
Valentina would get wrecked in a real boxing match.
https://twitter.com/MightyMouseUFC/status/906745896460722177
>>78167186
bless
heeminder that we have 2 newe heem picks champions
Did DC do good or was he struggling to talk because of the CTE
>>78167198
Val's strike were way more significant. wth are you on
WMMA and <155lbs were a mistake
>>78167227
Was just listening to this. The video is a bit propaganda like
post fight conference in 2min
>https://youtu.be/xItyQC64KWQ
>>78167248
who the fuck is going to be able to touch nunes after this?
she probably won't have to defend until next summer, there is no one else...
>>78167247
>>78167273
What anime is this?
>>78167277
>a bit
Can we all agree to ignore bisping Ops?
<----amanda "bag of Pidorian shabby shit" nunes
>Shev would have won if Big John did his fucking job
Why do people suck his dick and say he's the best ref again?
This thread is a lot better.
Are the judges score cards out yet?
>>78167298
Curious Jamal
We didn't get to see the dance
>>78167283
>>78167283
Peña, Pennington, she never faught Holly. There's plenty of contenders
>>78167309
it's very rare to get points deducted for just warnings...if she actually did poke an eye and then was warned twice after I could see him docking a point. Such is the modern era.
>>78167277
It's from a nazi frog poster, of course it's propaganda.
>>78167313
sis needs an interracial facial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xItyQC64KWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xItyQC64KWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xItyQC64KWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xItyQC64KWQ
post fight is live
Joanna is the only female that matters anymore. You can always count on her for a good fight.
How come strawweight is so much better in talent? I can't believe they are going to do 125 and 145 with the cans in 135, going to take YEARS to build the divisions not to mention it's fucking wmma, risky business in the future wouldn't be surprised if they just sell them to invicta and pretend wmma never existed
>>78167313
I don't get how he doesn't get banned for early OPs
>>78167359
>leaf
Did Nunes win because she's a dyke?
anyone get triggered at rogan and dc saying "they boo because they dont know whats going on".. they said this mid fight, as the literal commentators.. the guys who are meant to educate people on what is happening in fights rather than talking random shit about what camp a fighter trains at as they are fighting or shouting "OOHHH" at glancing shots and reading out ads in the middle of rounds.
Why are we having thread wars?
Shevchenko won
>>78167364
Cejudo looks weathered
>>78167384
Some faggot is dying to be OP so bad that he makes threads 20 posts early
Could this the the lowest energy expenditure in calories that any main event has ever seen?
GIMME A (YOU) IF YOU FUCKING HATE NUNES
>>78167186
steroid juiced monkey
>>78167410
woodley thompson II was even worse
>more than half of heem picked Shevchenko
#milf
Nunes won the decision, Shevchenko won the fight.
>>78167435
whoa
>>78167415
I don't just hate her. I have no interest in seeing her fight.
She is just a juiced up steroid monkey with manbones beating up women. No skill.
>>78167435
Post some more before you get banned
heeminder
>>78167457
stealing comments from reddit
;_:
>>78167460
>She is just a juiced up steroid monkey with manbones beating up women. No skill.
that's literally not true. i mean i hate her but im not delusional
>they literally doubted Nunes
>>78167435
>google brings up cristy mack
>>78167186
I have never been more angry about a decision. nunes is only champ because the ufc wants to hold onto the brazilian market
>>78167461
I want to be mounted and outmuscled by McMann while she pegs me...
>>78167476
bra7-1l let the world down tonight
>>78167484
>>78167475
You wouldn't happen to have the source on this would you?
>>78167485
Steroids is only reason she has any coordination
Test improves your spatial reasoning and learning ability
is there any webm of all the shots nunes landed
wanna see how hurt she got valentina
>>78167510
>all those practice kicks and not a single kick landed
>>78167493
it is
>>78167519
I would court her if you know what I mean.
>>78167368
They made all these division because wmma is pulling really good FOX ratings and the fighters are dirt cheap at that.
Beyond champions they are all at sub 50k/50k pay and yet they pull comparable numbers to former male champions who make much, much more money
The big brown dyke was just too much for the little cumflake.
>>78167501
>not grabbing dor a kimura, hitting the switch, and finishing her in the north south position
You gay or something
>>78167525
>>78167525
Fucking pottery
>>78167510
cry is free
>>78167493
So it's mma related then ?
Why is there 2 threads? Mods need to delete one
>>78167547
Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/1SHK4J392rI
>>78167575
you know why and it rhymes with smautism
>>78167569
guess so
also never thought to look up her films until just now
nice backside
>>78167569
Technically yes
Isn't this result basically cheating?
Interesting to see the genders mixed but the dark haired boy shouldn't have won at the end, the blonde's striking was clearly better.
have you apologized yet?
fuck monkeys, Shev tru champ
>>78167575
this kind of behavior shouldn't be encouraged
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/and_dont_you_forget.png/
>>78167583
You cheeky bugger
>>78167584
Best fake tits in the business I'd say.
Except maybe for Jap whores but they get fat injections instead of implants
they need to to an immediate rematch
>>78167605
just accept it friend. it feels better
Nunes won the descision
Shev won the fight
>>78167617
Fat injection tits? I didn't think that was real? I thought if they inject fat then it just gets absorbed. You got any links?
>>78167617
>Japs
>fake tits
nah, the Japanese are literally specifically breeding big tits
the industry over there is like 90% about titties
>inb4 nichegamer
http://nichegamer.com/2015/06/25/female-breast-sizes-in-japan-are-increasing/
>The company has conducted a survey every other month on their homepage since the year 2000. Every fiscal year, the results are announced in the Underwear White Paper volume, which is released in May.
>Transitions in cup sizes reveal that in 2014 business in bras was changing, with 26.3% going to C cups and D cups taking in 24.1%. Sales of E cups and F cups have increased as well. Sales of A cups were 5.3%, which is a decrease. F cup sales were 6.0%, which is an increase compared to sales of A cups.
>If we compare this survey with the results from 2000, A and B cup sales have fallen, going from 45.6% down to 25.8 percent. On the other hand, compared to 2000’s result of 24.6% for D and E cups, 2014’s survey reveals a 15 percent increase for them.
>If we compare the results to 1980’s averages, we see that over 30 years cup sizes have increased.
Shevchenko 2,4,5
>>78167621
>hey dana
>you know that fight that got cancelled once ?
>and was awful and did shit numbers when it happened ?
>we should try it 3rd time
>dana's face when
>>78167600
apologized for whut
>>78167532
I can see that but thinning out divisions just means there are going to be more Joanne Calderwood and Cindy Dandois level fighters I guess it doesn't really matter but it weakens main events if people don't take wmma seriously if they are headlining besides the selling point that some are hot
>>78167644
dont ever post on heem again you faggot
>>78167340
Ketlen kinda ruined things up
This was Mcmann's turn for shure
no wonder she fought TODAY, and against a much lower skilled opponent...
>>78167630
Coming from a literal furry and pedo lool
>>78167605
For sure my man, 100%
Those shots to the gloves really hurt amanda bee
>RDA vs Lawler for #1 contender to Woodley
yes please
>>78167673
im legit sad about McMann. I just cant stop thinking about it
>>78167617
>>78167569
>>78167435
>tfw she was never desperate enough for money to fuck a knee-grow
stay mad pussy ass blackbois
>Hobby Lawler
>>78167663
Ok cool, here's another link then.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/06/24/japans-breasts-are-bigger-than-ever-according-to-lingerie-makers-sales-study/
>>78167641
It works like liposuction but in reverse https://www.plasticsurgery.org/cosmetic-procedures/fat-transfer-breast-augmentation
>>78167484
There is a GOAT-tier MMA highlight that uses that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUIl-nEu8iw
>>78167689
i just want her to be happy. she deserves it
>>78167693
kek
I wanch tew fiche hobby lawler
>>78167693
RDA vs Hobbie Lawler
Who wins
>>78167685
fuck that
RDA vs Woodley
Lawler vs Woodley
Just take out the fuck, don't even knock the contenders into each other. Wear woodley out
>completely ignore reporters question
>>78167719
Hobbie Lawler barely beat Cowboy. RDA fucks him up.
whats next for her?
this chick is so full of vinegar
I'm in love bros
>>78167731
This man makes the calendars and posts thiccachu
Pretty upset about Nunes winning.
She did not deserve it.
valentina saltchenko
who could even challenge Amanda now?
>>78167745
feed her to the queen
>>78167759
>womanlets
>>78167759
They will give Holly a shot because
>muh boxer beat up ronda
>>78167725
lmao
I'm genuinely fucking tired of these so called high level MMA fights. Retards are trying to win fights by doing as little as possible. Le ultra high striking level woman won't barely uses striking, and when she does strike, most of her punches and grazing and barely landing. Then gets mad when she loses the fight. What the fuck. The same billshit with Thompson vs Woodly 1 & 2, Woodley vs Maia, Conor vs Nate 2, and fucking on and on and on. Why can't fighters be like Fedor, at least Fedor was decisive to always get the win even when he lost:
>goes to the ground with big nog in all 3 of their trilogy fights, never even close to getting submitted
>goes to the ground with ogawa, armbars the silver Olympic judo
>stands up with CroCop until he gets rocked, takes him down but not as effective on the ground, so he stands with crocop for the rest of the fight
>grapples with Matt Lindland, submits the olimpic gold medalist in Greco wrestling
>stands up with glass jaw arlovski, KOs him into obvliviom onfront of Trump
>stands up with Rogers, an undefeated KO specialist, Fedor proceeds to KO him
>goes to the ground with werdum, get submitted
>goes to the ground with Bigfoot, get btfo so bad that doctor has to stop it
>brawls it out with TRT Hendo, get KO
>boxes with Maldonado, nearly gets KO and rocked non stop, continues to stand with him
>stands up with meathead, gets GTFO into the shadow realm
>>78167745
hopefully some squats
>>78167745
my dick hopefully
>>78167782
there's a lot on the line. you wouldnt understand.
>>78167782
>9 decisions compared to his 11 KOs
I love Fedor as much as the next guy, but you're retarded
valentina is coming off so bad
>>78167755
>>78167338
Kek
>She thinks whoever did the most damage wins the rounds
Oh, sweetie...
>>78167782
Counterstrikers never learn and wonder why they lose and people don't like them, their whole strategy is based on safety so they have a hard time flipping the switch to fighting with some risk even when they are losing
I feel like the UFC should remove as many factors that "game-ify" their sport.
And I think that how much take-downs are worth makes it a game more than actual combat.
>>78167759
one of these girls already got the job done before...
just sayin...
>appealing decisions
>>78167813
shes so fucking salty
>>78167691
>Never fucked any black guys on camera
>Still got her guts beat up
Really makes you think
>>78167782
so the judges are always right huh?
>>78167827
>sweetie
this is the worst new meme
>>78167855
if you speak you will receive punch
>if you speak you will receive punch
>>78167843
>leave nunes to me
>>78167868
>>78167867
Presser?
>>78167843
Youre right, I wonder which one has grown since then
Anyone watching UFC on FOX? Any good bants between Woodley and Bisping??
>>78167309
I was actually very surprised BJM didn't warn her more. He's usually very on top of the fingers out rule, but Nunes was constantly, constantly doing it
>close fight
>ROBBERY
everytime.
>>78167873
Isn't Dom banging her? A little splishy splashy in has backyard pool at his 1 bedroom confirmed bachelor house?
>talk shit get hit
>if you speak you will receive punch
>>78167886
For real? Dom isn't gay?
>>78167886
that's just a heem meme
>>78167907
he's autistic with a retard dog
>>78167916
>>78167919
>panty twists
>>78167886
Doubt that, he's the loneliest successful man on the planet for a reason
>the bisping thread is dead
good job guys. good job all around. make sure you ignore the next early thread he makes
>>78167938
having the pool isn't the meme, banging cat is. idiot lol
A fun jumped the Octagon in the 5th round? Wtf
>>78167950
I'm pretty sure he does better with women than awkward urijah
kek, a fan rushed the octagon in the 5th round of the main event?
which one of you tried to jump into the octagon to stop wmma?
>LETS GO OILERS
>more buys than refunds
mighty manlet btfo
Watching MMGay is bad enough, but watching "women's" MMGay?
Holy shit, please neck yourselves
>a few hundred people refunded their tickets because of DJ
>DJ has a few hundred fans that come to see him exclusively in a single city
DJ haters blown the fuck out
>Event just finishes
>Asking if there's a specific date they're going to be back
Why?
>>78167962
this
>>78167991
Judaism
ASK ABOUT TONIGHTS FIGHTS FFS
>>78167962
Urijah has all these gym bikes for himself.
Cruz runs on a treadmill, alone in the gym, with just his therapy dog, on Christmas morning while Lonely plays in the background.
I wouldn't be too surprised if Dom turns out to be a wizard
You lads think you have it bad but I woke up a casual for that main event after he slept through the whole card
>>78167418
salty amerifat
>>78167981
Imagine if they came from all around the world, Maybe a school gym could be sold out
>Bisping thread absolutely abandoned
fucking kek
>>78168019
you should've put his hand in warm water like I said
Not a single one asked about the decision in tonight's main event despite Valentina being ilvid about it
>>78168019
Should have woke him up for rda then let him go back to sleep
>>78167517
You have no proof you salty amerifatso. Fucking loser
>>78167998
>https://youtu.be/cGNaqMZOP0Y
OY VEY
>>78168035
Shut the fuck up about it before you trigger the spergs and ruin his thread you dumb fuck
>>78168044
the business guy isn't going to know shit, save those questions for the goof in chief
>>78168012
>wizard
erm...no? Cub Swanson swooped in and picked up his sloppy seconds. Now she's pregnant.
So what exactly did Nunes win by? certainly wasn't strikes because she didn't land shit, Valentina is a counter puncher and still scored all the shots. All Nunes got was a half assed takedown. I fucking hate fights that end in decision, you know there's going to be some bullshit incoming.
If Borg hadn't pulled out the main event wouldn't have stunk
do we leave mighty mouse to him yet or is it too soon?
>>78168068
Wait did Dana not talk because he's having another stroke? I don't blame him this main event right after he gains new fans from the boxing event
>>78167981
>More sales than refunds after DJ pulls out
Jesus Christ, people rather watch WMMA than ManletMMA
>>78168079
Dana's not even there
>>78168059
>implying he's not in here salty as fuck just waiting to make a new thread at 450 posts
<----amanda "bag of Pidorian shabby shit" nunes
>>78168071
Throught the entire fight amanda landed more. Check the stats.
Also a lot of shevs punches where hitting her gloves
Maybe you can beat the train wreck of holm but not the champ
>>78168079
He already hates amanda, so you know he's gonna blow a gasket.
>>78168085
i dont know if you're meme'ing but ticket sales surge for every single event ever on the day of. thats how ticket sales work. it has nothing to do with mighty mouse. it was going to sell out regardless
>>78168071
Effective strikes and Octagon Control
Her shots looked like they landed with more power, Valentina threw more combinations that didn't look as impactful.
Not saying I necessarily agree with the decision, just answering your Q
>yfw this does more buys with dj off than on
>>78168078
>Gets knocked out by an even smaller manlet
>>78168037
You're probably right 2bh
>>78168051
Probably, I didn't think he cared much for RDA though but knows about Nunes because Ronda.
Suffice to say he'll not be caring about Nunes anymore
>>78168100
where? in those puny leg kicks? I saw a lot of shevs punches hitting flush.
>>78168100
teeps aren't strikes. Amanda landed zero punches.
>>78168012
>Urijah has all these gym bikes for himself.
pretty sure that gym bike was for fili and cody. also pretty sure that gym bike is now at another gym
>>78168125
t. woodley loser
post yfw they leave amanda's mic on when she walks off and she says "thank god dana told the judges what to score it"
Pretty good event. 8/10
I think this was the first decision in UFC WBW title fights
>>78168140
WEW
>>78168140
the belt has now been tainted and will be worthless before 2019
>Her nose was red
>I keek harder
>another seasons worth of 135lb lesbian touch butt
Are any of you watching UFC on Fox? What are Bisping and Woodley saying
There's got to be good bants
>>78168160
>l-look at her face
>completely forgot there was a card tonight
wew
any good stuff happen?
>>78168160
Anyone got a cap of straight after the fight? I can't remember if her face looked worse then
Wmma is a joke
>>78168069
hmm....
>>78168181
Cejudo looked great
RDA looked great
Stockton camp still not checking leg kicks, great heart by Melendez though
Some decent KO's
Nunes/Valentina 2 went to a split decision, but fight wasn't the most active so people might cry robbery for a bit before moving on
>>78168177
it's fucking ugly.
>>78168140
you are correct, i just went back to fact check
>>78168209
The way one of the commentators described the main event was perfect, it was a "technical chess match" and they were right in saying that the crowd don't know what they were watching.
>>78168216
the punches aren't the reason
did nunes just leave her dog alone in a house during a hurricane?
CoralSprings died for UFC 215
Was it worth it?
So Rousey was known for being a one trick pony armbarring cunt
Zingano is known for her Muay Thai
Tate was known for being a grinding wrestler
What is Nunes' known for?
>>78168235
I hate this argument, it's a combat sport, a gladiator spectacle where there is supposed to be a clear victor. I know what I was watching, two fighters being chickenshit, and not enough time for a proper finish. It ain't fucking chess.
>tfw havey sicky and can't fighting again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KaiNR_CoDE
Niether faces are really damaged
>>78168204
Confirmed: Dom is hetero
>>78168271
Power you dummy
Tate and Rousey sheemed
BE SMAHH
>>78168271
knocking out cans and being a lesbian
i legit think Joanna could kill her after watching her fight tonight
>got every pick right
>forgot the event was tonight
>was busy watching rain fall on florida
I've lost control of my life
>>78168282
Dom fucks his dog though.
>nunes thinks she won 4 rounds
>>78168222
I did too, which I probably should have done before shooting my mouth off, and the streak doesn't end until the fight between Sarah Kaufman and Takayo Hashi for the inaugural StrikeForce Women's belt.in 2010. If you include the full lineage it's been over seven-and-a-half years
>>78167655
Newfag spotted, end yourself desu
Dammit DC you made me think Nunes took Round 3 I blame your commentary
Maybe she did
>>78168271
being unlikable
>>78168313
she took 135
inb4 Holly gets next title shot lel
>>78168275
Not necessarily, though. It's mixed martial arts. Yes, it's fun when fighters go out on their shield and with all their heart like Diego Sanchez, but you've also got to appreciate that every fight isn't different and a new fight is a new opportunity to learn more about the sport, the technique and study what exactly you're watching.
>>78167248
wish I would have parlayed
>>78168332
Is different* not isn't
Sorry, 7am here and I've been up all night on coke
>>78168330
Holly would have to duck Cyborg to do it but if she does duck Cyborg then she's for sure up next. If not then Pennington, then Pena, then Zingano
That press conference was cookie cutter
You wouldn't have missed much skipping it
>>78168356
go to bed jon
>>78168308
Nunes gave shev that round but thats it
>>78168125
>zero punches
w e w
e
w
<------amanda "I suck a monkey clitoris and anus" nunes
>>78168359
Cyborg might even go Box next so who knows about that. I think they're trying to make the Holly fight to get her to stay, but don't know if that happens.
Pena lost her last fight, she can't be getting a title shot. Zingano has a better case because she has a W over Nunes, but she's been on a bit of a slide recently. Really it should be Pennington but I don't see her getting past Nunes. I wouldn't mind a Valentina 3 but at the same time I don't want to sit through a fight like that again either
whats her end game?
>>78168386
I like amanda and i like this picture.
Can i have it?
Nunes said she won't fight again before the end of the year
How long before an interim belt is made lmao
>>78168332
yes, a glorified sparring match with no overt winner. Seriously, what's the point?
>>78168389
Valentina will never fight Nunes againi. She is down 2-0. Those fights never get made
>>78168359
zingano hasn't won a fight in 3 years lmao
>>78168406
She will fight the loser of EyeVsVanZant
>>78168408
WME should make a special looking belt for Paige like WWE did for Cena
https://youtu.be/5yx0R7R1UJ0
webm of 3:45 lads
>>78168422
she can't make 125 any more. she committed to 135 and gained a fuck ton of weight
>>78168332
LOL
It's human cockfighting, it isn't some legit sport
>>78168429
Or like Showtime did for MayMac
What should they call it lads?
>>78168439
https://www.youtube.com/user/mmadigest/videos
this is the superior channel
>>78168418
I guess if you paid for the PPV, then you'd be pissed off. Could be a factor that because I have BT Sport, I watch every UFC event without paying.
I don't know man, I mean I get what you're saying but I love the suspense, and the unpredictability of every single fight and because of that, I try to watch every fight closely and wrap my head around what is exactly going on and study what they're doing/trying to do.
>>78168429
kek
>>78168454
go away mccain
>>78168429
So she can get cum all over it again?
>>78168439
what will you give me for it. also here's a fresh webm of mackenzie
>>78168485
>>78168496
this (You)?
Amanda Nunes is just superior.
I'm obcessed with BTFOin gringos especially americans, and Amanda makes proud.
We have 5 world cups. The best football players of all time. The best musician of all time and the best entrepeneur, the best women.
We're staring to lead the world with the other BRICS while thank god USA is starting to fell off.
In 40 years, we'll surpass USA in absolute everything thats good.
Feels good.
>You're in the club with your girlfriend, when this guy walks in, slaps your her ass, and calls her his "buddeh"
What do, /heem/?
Did anyone else like the title fight?
I can't explain why, but I enjoyed watching it and it didn't feel like a waste of time.
>>78168457
The Chastity Belt
>>78168523
Steroids are amazing, huh?
>>78168524
ask him when he is going to fight a 185er under 40
>>78168538
I didn't enjoy it per se but I didn't mind it
It did seem somewhat technical to me but I'm not going to think on it much.
>>78168523
Your country is a third world shithole, but I understand you gotta tell yourself something to get through the day.
>>78168547
BTFO
>>78167569
>>78167569
>So it's mma related then ?
Of course.
>>78168523
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>78168518
not enough. you can have this tho
>>78168408
Depends when they'll missing championship fight for a PPV.
Stipe is good
LHW is in shambles but "if" Jon comes back positive they'll have a title fight, if he's innocent who knows
>Bisping
Tyron is waiting on masvidal or colby
Eventually gooby has to defend his belt... right????
#UFC Hawaii vs Frankie
Cody will fight cruz after snek
Mighty manlet will just fight until he retires
Cyborg wants to be a boxer
Nunes is out for the year
125 TUF Champ will have to fight Shev or Joanna
Polska just fights as co main event
>>78168574
th-thanks
>>78168523
kek
You do have the best trannies, I'll give you that.
Actually scratch that, Thai ladyboys are superior.
>americans don't give a shit about divegrass
>>78168420
After going 0-2 against mighty mouse Joey B has yet to fight for the title even though he's won six in a row. He probably have to fight one more and even then its not for sure
>>78168271
SUCKING PUSSY
>>78168538
I enjoy technical match ups like that, but to normies who are drinking with the lads and want to see some heems I could imagine it'd be fucking boring. Wasn't nearly as bad as Woodley v Thompson 2
>>78168561
No.
Stop exagerating, its pretty much good here.
Better than USA at this point and the fact that events are confirming data that says America will fell off and BRICS will rise in 2 decades (2010-2030) time span. We good.
Brazil born in a multicultural tropical resourceful landscape. We're united. We're a continent.
USA is divided. States in confusion and its delusion will eat itself soon.
Its easy to see this.
>>78168617
he is never getting another title shot unless he fills in for someone
He could have filled in for this fight and should have been ready.
how is this physically possible?
>>78168523
your economy runs on sugar
>>78168418
Grow up.
>>78168624
I'm glad there's a lot of people on /heem/ who actually enjoy technical matchups like myself.
>>78168538
No because I was just waiting for Valentina to do something. Nunes had nothing for her. Counterstriking is a disease though.
>>78168626
>Better than USA at this point
kek
>>78168538
I mean, I didn't "like" it, but I didn't dislike it. I just watched and tried to analyse the fight while it was happening.
>>78168442
She can make 125 again that fatty, She's fought at 115. Women dont gain that much muscle from just lifting like men do.
Is she going to be the next johny hendricks?
>>78168624
Woodley/Thompson 2 was worse because both guys went into it saying they're really going to go for it this time and shit all happened
>>78168303
Would a gay man react like this?
https://youtu.be/HlbcOuT8gTM
>>78168523
cheers hermano. gringos btfo
>>78168626
I watched a Viceland documentary the other about a group of Brazilian men who fuck donkies to lose their virginity, and the local women are completely fine with this.
>>78168574
Sid the sloth looking ass bitch
>>78168669
Looks comfy desu
>>78168282
>used up instaslut single mother
just
>>78168603
All USA have came from Africa, Japan, Greece and Nazi Germany.
USA steal other cultures USA (some anglosaxons ex-britain), with closeted imperialist feel.
The ressentiment of England still live, anglo dudes see USA as an extention an hero that represents the 'old feel', top kek
But its time to Brazil and maybe Spain reconquista of America, All America is Brazil and Spain territory, 50% of USA also is Mexican (spanish) territory.
All that will come home again. Just see
>>78168624
Thing is, normies don't understand what they're actually watching, how can you like something if you don't understand it?
>>78168626
ummm
Didnt MMA start in brazee? What happened?
>>78168679
she has never fought at 115 and the 125 cut has always been tough for her. She started powerlifting with my girl Yaya and gained 5-10lbs of muscle. She can not make 125 again without 6 months of proper dieting down. It's too much water for a woman to lose. she would literally die
thoughts on valentinas sister?
>>78168524
Unironically heem him. Like I could do right now.
>>78168708
but you would smash tho
Condit won the decision
Lawler won the fight
>>78168524
you ready to make that new thread? you better make it before 470 because at 471 and not one second after im making a new Rockhold thread
>>78168717
Amanda gtfo the computer and get back to munching your dyke slut's fur-box. We are neither impressed nor intimidated by your maddeningly retarded attempt at communicating in English.
If you get knocked out are you guaranteed to have a concussion?
>>78168778
>>78168761
That's retarded because Condit did as much and maybe even more damage.
>>78168724
Normies want to see heems, and boxing isn't exactly popular anymore so they watch MMA and complain about the boring martial arts.
>>78168717
lol WTF are you talking about
>>78168798
Australia
Strikes
Again.
>>78168730
Brazil is totally dominant
>in wmma
>>78168667
I never understood why people are so mad at Nunes. They just wanted the prettier girl to win because Shev is definitely far more BORING to watch. I mean sit back, wait for someone to lead, punch them and repeat for 3-5 rounds. This counterstriking meme needs to die because in lower weight divisions it's boring as hell to watch. I mean it ok with McGregor and a Silvia because they knock people out. Not in this case though. At least Nunes tried to do something even if she was eating punches.
>>78168746
Her sister is doing mma now
She goes 3-0 i can see the ufc picking her up
>>78168820
>rockhold wins at MW
>Ferguson wins LW
has america ever had all the champions?
can someone make a webm of Tyson Pedro missing with spinning shit?
>>78168799
Exactly, but fans like you and I, we fully study and absorb exactly what we are watching and I think that the large majority of MMA fans just completely don't get that. Appreciate your gift, you are a true studier of the sport that is MMA.
>>78168702
lol.. this is not a tradition here... that was isolated case, donkeys are generally disgusted by people in Brazil
anyway everywhere in the mankind history theres alway man doing it with an animal...
Btw theres so many whales in USA And dudes there stil marry them lol
>>78168669
thats just a small fragment in a ocean of cities, communties of a continental Country, and that is from Rio, a small state
Also those are comfy archtecture
>>78168746
She looks like she goes out of her way to suck anyone Valentina ever expresses interest towards dry just to dump them right after. Pretty hot.
>>78168860
kek
>>78168825
>HK
>Chinaman thinks he has an opinion that matters.
Zero chinese fighters.
>>78168837
Hell be back stronger than before. This loss had to happen eventually
>>78168874
wtf at this racism???
mma is for everyone
>>78168820
15 months since Bisping won, and he's hasn't defended against a top 12 Middleweight.
>>78168874
Who is Jingliang Li
Heem is /Leech/, are you new?
>>78168884
He took Chad's soul, that counts for at least two title defenses.
>>78168825
Nunes hardly did anything but stall because she knows she doesn't have the stamina to go 5 rounds. Nobody forced her to wait 4 and a half rounds before shooting for her first takedown. Looked like Woodley without the fence.
>>78168891
stick insects don't count obviously
>>78168854
Are we making generalizations about our women? Doesn't Brazil have one of the highest rates of AIDS and all other STDs by a mile? Nice first world health policies.
In any case, I know men always fuck animals, but the interesting thing about Brazil is that the women knew and were indifferent about it. Pretty gross
>>78168884
>implying the natty king of /heem/ should stoop to the level of fighting roided up monkeys like Whittaker and Romero
>>78168920
Whittaker is pure and has a kind soul, he would never roid.
I wish I was the guy that Valentina is going to anger fuck tonight
>>78168799
Who did you score the fight for? (Same Brit btw)
That was the best decision in UFC Womens Bantamweight Championship history
That was the worst decision in UFC Womens Bantamweight Championship history
>>78168895
I hate Rockhold. He's the chad that steals your crush.
Bisping, on the other hand, is like a cool wingman friend who's got your back.
>>78168955
>The best out of one
>>78168964
>>78168955
>>78168962
>>78168930
Sucks to suck, goof.
>>78168978
>>78168985
good posts buddeh
>>78168987
>>78168920
Damn, already making excuses.
Bisping fans will be ok if he defends against johny hendricks
RDA's so good
>>78168993
>>78168980
>Dana White - 31.png
How many Dana White heads do you have, anon
Not a big fan of the new Reebok shorts lads
They look overdesigned
>>78168996
I said right before the fight RDA was going to leg kick him and bring him down. Lanklets BTFO
>>78169005
If you dont have a dana white folder with at least 50 danas then you should delete your heem account
>>78169009
It's odd that they chose the "I just got done doing your plastering" look to them.
Like they're stained or something and not in a good way.
>>78169024
Yeah, that ruins them. They should've just made it a clean, simple design.
>>78169018
Not sure how many Danas I actually have
>>78169018
Can't wait for heem.com to implement the Dana folder confirmation check before making an account desu
>>78168993
Just consider Bisping retired. If you ignore the belt, everything would be peaches and cream at middleweight if it weren't for Rockhold/Mousasi falling through.
Which one of you was this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgEkkRo3vns
Cejudo looked like a beast 100%
>>78169047
Se needs to fight that Bernardo chick that sat on Reneau's face
>>78169065
>are you a ufc fighter?
>are YOU a ufc fighter?
AHAHAAHA
this is better though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tItx3Q9_Ddo
>>78169077
I am extremely happy that the two losses in a row didn't break him and he came back looking the strongest he's ever had. Get him a Benavidez rematch, maybe one against Sergio Pettis, and then put him against DJ again.
>wMMA
>Head and arm throw
>Give up back
>Lose fight
Like pottery
>>78169082
>submission due to crotch rot
>>78168951
I gave it to Shev. That takedown in the 5th wasn't shit imho because shev was very active from the bottom, and she was landing some sweet combos throughout the fight. I haven't seen the official numbers but it looked like she landed the most shots to me.
>>78169092
Fuck I miss Punk so much in wwe
>>78169123
i can't get into anything other than Attitude Era
>>78169110
That's interesting because I gave 1, 3, 5 to Nunes. I felt like Nunes was just generally in control of the fight and subconsciously when you see someone in control of a fight, it means they're winning even if the counter-striker is landing more shots and I feel like I'm aligned with a lot of the judges decisions 95% of the time.
Spoonfeed me on what the issue was with the nunes fight i havent watched it yet
>>78169146
it was boring and nunes is unlikable
>>78169146
people think knee teeps and such are significant strikes now
>>78169146
This basically sums it up: if this fight bores you, you're a normie. It was a technical chess match.
>>78169138
It was a close fight
Close fights usually go to aggressors and champs. Honestly depending on the judges it goes either way. MMAdecision score cards are half and half.
Imagine having a Draw?
>>78169098
Fuck, did that throw lose her the fight?
>>78168851
Thank you based Brit. I've done some training in MMA and it's a whole lot different watching it when you have an idea of what that shit feels like. I've never caught a flush right from someone built like Woodley or your typical heavyweight, but could you imagine?
>>78169156
>wmma
>not boring
Lmaoo
>>78169164
possibly rogainball was pushing the narrative that the takedown in the fifth sealed it but it was at 4:30 and nunes just sat on her.
>>78169172
I wonder if Israel has this problem.
>>78168964
wtf i love bisping now
Shevy lost. Get over it crackies.
>>78169179
Shevchenko landed more strikes from the bottom
>>78169194
Yea it was obvious point fighting instead of actually fighting for a finish.
So where's that angry canadian now anyways?
Cejudo had like the best heem on the whole card
and god that fucking Cajun dude pissed me the fuck off
>>78168996
Fagny sucks but Favelas take creatine
<<<<<<
>>78169164
Think about it.
Weedman throws a crappy leg kick and loses the fight
Woodley wonderboy is 2-2 until he gets knocked down and could have possibly won the round if nothing happened.
Yoel vs Whittaker was 2-2 until whittaker got the takedown. The other way around we might have yoel as champ.
Now this. 2 of 3 judges gave nunes the round most likely because of the two take downs. The second take down might not of happened if the first didnt. It was from the scramble up that nunes got in that position
>>78169201
>punching someone in the face is point fighting now
>>78168996
Just a few fights ago, after the Ferguson fight, he was considered a USADAd can
So funny how the tides turn
>>78169212
I mean nunes was point fighting and Shev still wanted to bite her face off.
My bad for the misunderstanding buddeh.
>pronouns pal! god damn it!
>>78169138
Nunes had center control but Schev was totally comfortable on the outside and weaving and banging. I'll have to go back and see how many of schev's shots just hit pads but as of right now I saw her land the most shots.
Not complaining about the decision at all though, I think you should have to decisively beat the champ to be the champ and that wasn't a decisive victory on either end.
are carano v ronda and cyborg v ronda superfights?
>>78169233
Just retire. fuckin' embarrassing
>>78169214
People only remember you for your last fight
>>78169188
>>78169237
I'd cream my pants if Carano came back and shadow realmed Ronda
>>78169244
>just retire
>>78169214
People are forgetting magny was coming off a layoff as well. I'm not riding the ww rda train yet.
>>78169156
>It was a technical chess match.
>>78169253
>>78169244
>dominates a round in what could be a 10-8
>goofs it and gets subbed in the 2nd
she didn't get completely btfo'd or anything
>>78169263
>He doesn't appreciate and analyse fights while they're happening
Ok, normie.
>>78169244
She's was doing good desu. She's always struggled with her bjj. I feel like that fight could have gone both ways.
>>78169259
>beats bums
>>78169279
So can a cashier
>>78169266
>gina is 35 and childless
>>78169276
>you can't analyze a fight if there's any action
>there's no strategy involved if the fighters actually engage
>>78169311
>You will never understand MMA
Sone people are so far behind they think they're ahead.
>>78168996
>5'9 vs 6'3
Magny too tall for his own good.
Lanklets BFTO
Ref got a little frisky at the end here
>>78169263
>rogan
>comedian
Does anyone have Gifs from Cejudo Reis other than the finish?
>>78169266
good lord
>>78169266
>people talk about Meisha as perfect breeding material when vaGina exists
>>78169451
she's christmas cake
>>78169451
>>78169353
>>78169263
>>78169311
>people enjoy something that bores me
>they must be losers because of that
>>78168085
it was sold out, so that's impossible
>>78169508
They think they understand but they really don't, they have no real comprehension to MMA.
>>78169488
holy moly she's spilling out of her top
SALTINA SHEVCHENKO
>>78169535
ref wanted to see blood
>>78169520
You haven't seen anything yet. Wait a week and The King will be back.
>>78169535
JUST BLEED
>>78169548
who the fuck is david branch
>>78169488
is that Sapphire?
Did she take her little sister to a mega strip club?
>>78169535
cuck ref
>>78169331
ref got a handful of girl butt. nice.
>>78169557
He had a boring fight with some boring polish dude in his last fight. Luke should take it easy
>>78169563
>>78169535
I enjoyed seeing Tucker's debut against Sam Sicilia, so I was excited to watch this fight.
Was gonna watch it on fightpass but after hearing about it I'm not sure I want to :(
>>78169514
>>78169488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWa1uWhCeMs
>>78168708
is this a shop?
>>78167705
wow excellent thanks for sharing
RDA fights to survive
https://youtu.be/uCYgQR5PEzA
>>78169609
they muted "go home"
>call yourself bullet
>unable to pull the trigger
Pottery
anyone got webms of all the spicy bangers mandy landed that scored her all her hits
missed the fight but it sounded really close and compucard says mandy landed less but i assume she landed harder
>>78169609
fun walk out songs tonight
tucker and pedro had fun songs
>>78169623
LOOK AT HER FACE
>>78169623
Her is red!
Also I think Colby is mad that he might get skipped over for a title shot
https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/906732151848267782
>>78169634
She was just in control of the fight and constantly was pushing Valentina back.
>>78169655
how long is tyronE out for?
hes\'s booked, RDA is free and fresh
>tfw thought gavin tucker would do good
>got absolutely beat the shit out of and punished
>probably completely destroyed him mentally
JUST
>>78169668
Poor lad got cte from that 1 fight, probably ptsd too
>>78169674
bruh. look at these dudes.
>>78169659
it says she landed 70+ strikes
cant find video anywhere yet
did anyone make webms
>>78169674
>>78167519
Wasn't this the fight that ended her career?
>>78169666
Who knows. He said he fucked his shoulder up and might need surgery. There are two title eliminator fights coming up and if both of them fail or suck RDA is there
>>78169668
he can probably do well if he drops to 135, not enough power for 145 plus that div is so deep
>>78169687
I can see him delay as much as possible fishing for a big fight/gsp
fruitless effort since there is no way in hell dana would reward his performance
>>78169634
>>78169682
Many landed like 10 punches the entire fight, and I think not one of them clean. The only webm's of her you're gonna find are leg kicks
>>78169655
rafael literally asked for a shot
>>78169674
>Denis Siver
Should be Poirier instead
>>78169707
Colby is baiting you plebs
>>78169668
based ref deleted his career.
>>78169682
There was nothing to webm, Nun stalled the whole time while Shev waited to counter. The only real action came after the fight was over
>>78169687
They should do a tourney with RDA, Lawler, Winner of Maia - Colby, and winner of Masvidal - Wonderboy
Nunes threw barely any significant strikes, I'm not sure why Nunes won.
>>78169005
>>78169018
How much of the fighter's winnings go to Dana White? Is it a lot?
>>78169571
calendar you consider this an nice ass lmao
>>78169700
I think he wants 1GSP, 2RDA or 3Masvidal.
GSP wont happen because if he wins he has to contractually defend and if he loses he will either retire again or fight somebody like pigg rigg or silva.
RDA has that Champ vs Champ
Masvidal and woodley might be able to sell the fight, might be cringy tho
Colby will be the same but less buys
>>78169724
counter striking doesn't count unless you rock them so she wins via moving forward. she didn't have to land anything, just move forward and not get rocked = win.
Pedro got FLUSHED by white romero
>>78169715
The cheeky middle finger
>>78169755
This. Moving forwards >>>>>> throwing punches that don't drop you.
No one believes me when I tell them Jessica Andrade got robbed vs Joanna
Haven't seen the fights yet but I did good. I had a little bit of money on Kajan Johnson, Rick Glenn and Ilir Latifi all underdogs. I'm on a roll I think.
Based RDA btw
>>78169715
What was she even doing here? Looks like she tried to tickle her?
>doesn't win a single exchange
>didn't land a single clean punch
>throws a couple leg kicks to find range, does no damage
>1 take down, eats 8 shots to go there, pops up immediately
>2nd takedown, does nothing, eats 6 shots from the top
>wins
How does this happen
>>78169830
terrible judging. If you can make it seem like you have the upperhand even though you are losing you will win. Robbery lawler demonstrated this
>>78169830
Shevchenko fought with her back against the fence. Her gameplan was based around counter punching and the occasional forward lunge
She never really hurt nunes, nunes never really hurt her, and she pinned her title hopes on nunes gassing out and winning the later round but then had a close decision. Also those shots from the bttom werent anything, they were just to get strikes in. She was panicking knowing the takedown was big
Inb4 woodly
Woodly would have lost the championship if he didnt get that knockdown in the fifth.
I didn't watch the card at all cause I was out but I see magny,reis and Melendez all got destroyed.
>>78169666
Why do you keep calling him Tyrone? Cause he keeps ending all the white hypes?
>>78169857
> She never really hurt nunes, nunes never really hurt her
She landed while Nunes didn't. That's a big difference. You can't walk forward eat shots and pretend you won cause 'I didn't get rocked'
>the takedown was big
How? Getting a takedown without accomplishing anything doesn't give points. She took shots, gave none. The takedown didn't help her.
>>78169898
RDA is now white btw
someone post tucker fight webms
didnt know you guys browsed /x/
>>>/x/19568459
btw real quick what is your favorite spinning technique move
>>78169924
Bottom line valentina didn't do enough to take the championship. Alot of her strikes hit nunes gloves or had no impact. Same with nunes. And its not that none of them rockerd her, none of them did any significant damage. Nothing really happened in the 5th until she lost the 5th round going for the >head and arm. In my eyes no one really won. You have the same fight with different judges half the time shev wind half the time nunes wins. In the end a draw means nunes is the champ.
>>78169977
Val landed cleanly far more. Watch it again. She landed in the 5th like 14/15 times compared to Nune's 1 or 2.
Judges gave it to Nunes cause of volume of leg kicks, which were probing. It's like counting Conors reaching out to gauge range jab as a significant strike.
And round 5 to Nunes cause judges are dumb as fuck
>>78169924
dont try to rationalize with liberals
>canadian judges literally are YASSSQUEEN cucks
the qt blonde white eoman never had a chance with the judges
>>78167338
lmao based Bong
>>78170053
haha ok
>>78168085
ManletMMA is unironically better than the lanklet HW and LW divisions. There's a reason why the top earner and face of the UFC is a manlet. And the most exciting divisions are the lighter ones.
The UFC is ruled by manlets now. Deal with it.
>>78168996
Sub-human lanklets BTFO lmao
>>78169214
Feeguson unironically only beat RDA because of eye pokes, same only beat Barboza because of an illegal strike. Khabib would've pushed his shit in, but for some reason he's fighting Kevin "never beat a top 15 fighter" Lee for the title.
>>78167186
Imagine trying to market this thing to middle America
Was Valya robbed?
>>78167745
looser shorts so the booty can run free