/rug/ - the GOAT edition

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honest skuxx coming through

>>78164817
*poses for a photo at his aunties 70th*
#skuxx

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This is Damien McKenzie, the best fullback in the game. Say ONE (1) nice thing about him

dead sport

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>>78164946

I am unsure of the Accepted definition of Skuxxx.
As a show of antipodean respect I will defer officially defining the language to you guys.

https://www.names.org/n/skuxx/about#

I know what UDictionary define as.

To truely understand I guess you have to look to the original Skuxx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ILv2l3iVI

Young Damian can only dream.

>>78165588
Stud = skux, and Nonu is the OG as far as I'm aware.
D'mack will never be skux.

>>78165817
"Humble Skuxx" is implies a subtle difference. A self awareness.

I agree Damian could never be as much of a P I M P as the title requires.

Leave that audacious Skuxx business to A Smith & Kaino .

The absolute state of /rug/ in the current year to be quite honest with you lads

goatago lads

>>78168159
Wouldn't they need GoatKenzie to be goatago?

>tfw no eliza mccartney gf

Absolutely livid at the JUST state of the Springboks for that draw.
Very glad I didn't have the opportunity to watch it

>>78167660

This t t t t

I will be boycotting all /rug/ threads until post quality improves.

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>>78168918
Proof things are improving.

>>78169055
Factual

Scotland

is

my

bitch

nigger

is a hate word

As captain of /rug/, I disapprove of this thread.

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>>78169644
Ok.

>>78169644
>captain

>>78169644
Your not the captain

UNIFICATION EDITION. RUGBY IS NOT BOXING.

>>78169993
>>78169993
>>78169993
>>78169993

The absolute state of /rug/

I wonder which thread will live.
The low effort NZ one, the higher effort NZ one or the hue.

>>78170509
The other nz one. Simply because it was first.

Why the fuck is there like 3 different threads

Hue will not win

#huewillnotdivideus

>>78179964
#huecannotuniteus

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Post your face when this guy is your last line of defense.

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>>78181297
It's the flailing arms that gets me every time

>>78181494
I dont get what his plan was

So Shag has said he is playing A.Smith at halfback this weekend. He said he is happy with Barrett and Soap's current arrangement with different words. Seems like there will be no changes in the backs at all bar halfback.

>>78179964
#huewillneverberelevant

So do I have to post in both threads, or are we going to be mature about it and abandon this one?

>>78187367
Abandon the other one with the worse OP imo. What sort of message would it send the hue if we backed the lesser of the two threads.

>>78187557
Nah, quality aside, the other thread was first. That's the way it works and always has.
As for the quality of this thread, the obsession with Memekenzie is really getting old. now we have OPs dedicated to him? Fucking come on m8.

cheeky out for an early lunch bump of the superior /rug/ thread

Pool together lads. The Hue can't win.

/heart/

>>78185238
Other than the kicking, he was running the game pretty well.

>Older thread doesn't make it
>Hue thread doesn't
>Neither does the Australian one

Pyrrhic victory t t t t

>>78199463
NZ /rug/ has too much /mana/ to not stand the test of time.

>>78185238
You don't think Scrotty and Reiko might come in?

>>78199525
Crotty is still being monitored for concussions so he isn't really available. If he is well he will be selected.
NMS didn't really do anything to be dropped, McKenzie seems to be set in place atm, we need some experience so Dagg is in. That doesn't really leave somewhere for Reiko but I could see a switch between him and NMS pretty easily. I would say some crazy switch around in the outside backs but that would need Dagg to be fit enough for fullback which I don't think he is there yet.
Shag seems to want to try keep consistency from what he has said since the weekend but who knows really.

>>78199622
Oh scratch that seems Crotty is well and was well enough to play on the weekend even. He will be in there.

>"The rivalry of the two nations builds it up a bit more. It's another opportunity to pull on the black jersey for the guys that get it and it doesn't get any bigger than a test match against South Africa at home," Crotty said.
http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/sport/339182/abs-seek-perfection-against-springboks
NZ's biggest rugby rival is back at the level we want them.
>inb4 seething Aussies say they don't care or that we care about them more
KEK

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Oh I'm sorry Australia I couldn't hear you over the sound of all these world championships.

>>78199983
That's the look of a man who will be voting TOP

Weather readers have way to much fun pronouncing the Māori place names. They have that smug "I have been practicing and nailed it" vibe that I can get behind.

Not happy with our 17 point win. We're looking a little weak

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0800 TAUTOKO

England

Smells

Good

might skip voting this year la

>>78201025

Good plan, if you don't care enough to form a political opinion, you should stay the fuck away from the election.

Who do the French keep coming to NZ and shitting all over it?

https://www.stuff.co.nz/nelson-mail/news/96709825/Tourists-empty-unwanted-diesel-into-stormwater-drain-in-Nelson?cid=app-iPhone

If I was a cop I'd target them hard.

>>78201025
Just vote for TOP kek

We don't care about this sport

>>78164231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NtoYx3rP58
I unironically want him to impregnate my wife

>he reported the other threads to have them deleted
Fucking kill yourself OP.

>>78201364
>reported
>they literally fell off the bottom of /sp/
Come on mate

https://www.collegesportmedia.co.nz/rugby-union/nz-schools-rugby-development-camp-squad-named

FINALLY

...and they're all coconuts

We care about this sport.

New mono hulls look hot

>>78201612
Wouldn't mind taking a ride on Burling's mono hull if I'm telling the truth here mate.

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>soon

>the post that saved /rug/

>>78199622
Dmac should be dropped
9. Perenium
10. Soap
11. Reiko
12. Crotty
13. ALB
14. NMS
15. Beauden

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>kiwis and kangaroos are already sleeping at fucking 4pm
why are they such babies lmao

I wish rugby was more popular. It's a way better sport than american football.

>>78204525
Barrett is starting at 10, A.Smith is starting halfback. Shag has pretty much confirmed that this week.

>>78206158
>shag

>>78206178
>Hansen was reputedly christened "Shag" by New Zealand Rugby CEO Steve Tew when the pair worked together in Canterbury some 20 years ago.
>Hansen had a habit of greeting everyone he met with "Gidday, Shag" - so Tew turned the tables and the label stuck to the dry-witted coach like mud to rugby boots.
https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/96483908
Everyone calls Steve Shag.

>"I think we saw there is a difference between the speed of ball when Aaron's there," Hansen told reporters in New Plymouth on Sunday.
https://www.odt.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/smith-back-speed-all-blacks-game-hansen
And http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11920524 should be the full press conference with regards to Barrett. He says something a long the lines of liking the Barrett Soap combo and they often end up there. I posted the actual link and quote in one of the dead threads and can't be arsed finding it. Shag pretty much confirms Barrett starting at 10, if he plays the whole game there depends on if he is kicking or not. Then says something about when he is on the money he wins games with his kicking and when he is off he is off and needs to be replaced, you can't have on bite of the cake or something along those lines. It was a big call for the media to be fair, they loved him last week and he was God because he won the game, this week he is the devil because of his kicking.

>>78206178
Yeah, he's the coach.

>>78206030
It is more popular. NFL is played in America. Rugby is played worldwide.

>>78206808
Yeah that's true. I should've said 'I wish it were more popular on /sp/'.

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>>78207523
Only rugby fans on /sp/ are southern hemisphere.

Quite shocking considering the northern hemisphere is where the superior rugby is played.

hello

What the thing in rugby called when they all get in a circle and I looks like a gay orgy?

>>78207855
Kiwis are up

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>>78206379
great insight into kiwi degeneracy

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>>78207698
Yep. You guys have got the juice.

>>78207855
Where the two rows of guys grapple with each other in an attempt to cuck the other team?
That is called the snap.

>>78207855
The Scrum? Or just a regular old huddle team talk? Or are you talking about a ruck? Or a maul? A lot of things meet that requirement be a touch more specific.

>>78208024
They all get around the ball and grab each other like they're trying to fuck each others asses or some shit

>>78208269
It's fucking hilarious desu

where are the argies? i need a quality post from an American that isnt absolute trash

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>tfw 5 years without a lamb

>>78208269
Ok so it's not a team talk huddle. Are they standing, bent over or rolling on the ground?
You seem to be really underestimating how homoerotic rugby is.

>>78208382
Move into dairy did you? Good move if your sheep and beef industry hasn't been pushing the "our meat is the best" meme overseas.

>>78208313
You don't see them often around here since Argie rugby is absolute shit atm

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>>78208455
I know.
Gotta learn from the Masters of rug.

>>78208479
Now that you mention it, it feels like ages since ive seen an Italian

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Muscular bump

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A slightly less fat bump.

stupid sexy ,5penny

>>78212000
>.5p

That's Liam gill lad.

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Busted pre-bump.

>>78207844
>>78207855
>>78207857
>>78208269
>>78208288
>>78208313
>>78208864
>>78212000
PWOS (please watch our sport)

Checking in for 12/09/2017.

JOIN /rug/ OFFICIAL DISCORD

ITS A FUCKING RIOT

https://discord.gg/wX8VGD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUzUx75XTKI

Good times. Also holy shit that that Squire -> Barrett try at 1:32, they don't even bother.

>>78206379

Steve Tew's brain must be rotting, the reason was that during wet rugby training sessions he'd have his arms out to the side like a Shag trying to dry its wings off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj6YFZv_Yts

This video is missing the part where /rug/ respects me.

greens getting fucking blown the fuck out right now lads haha

One thread to rule them all, and in the darkness, bind them.

>>78216696
That spot with Sonny Bill and the retarded kid really melts my heart, but I'll still fucking stab you to death Gayrold.

>>78214434
Get out.
Never return.

Voting for Jacinda lads

>>78217950
Expat?

>>78218016
No I've always voted Labour

>>78218072
This is why no one talks to you.

>>78218072
I too am a piece of shit uni student.

Voting ACT.

Voting Winny

>voting

How does the Maori party feel about increasing immigration from Polynesia? If they are for it I might need to vote for them lads

>voting when you don't get a free sausage for voting
Get fucking scammed

http://www.sportstarlive.com/other-sports/australian-sport-says-yes-to-gay-marriage/article19670007.ece

>based /rug/ haven't endorsed fag marriage

Who's against immigration and into fixing Auckland housing?
Voting for them.

>>78218303
Based sheeple news watcher.

>>78218311
Based never been to Auckland farmer

>>78218303

Excellent post

>>78218311

Terrible post

>>78218314
I left that shitheap and moved to Tauranga.

Auckland's housing will never be fixed under either main party t t t t.

Best bet is to leave that steaming shit pile behind.

>>78218267
We don't want Aussie to legalise it because it is a pretty booming industry for us. Gay marriages are large and expensive and NZ is a bit of a global destination for it currently. If we lose Aussie we lose our largest and closest patrons.

>>78218344
Help me find a good job and I'll leave in a heartbeat. The chinks can have it.

>based Auusie bigots helping NZ's fag wedding industry boom

>>78218356
*votes yes*

Why can't the Chinese into rugby?

>>78218366
Too gooky

>>78218366
too busy dying to industrial accidents and boiling dogs alive

Wouldn't mind if it there was no more racism in this thread.

>>78218357

Agreed. I've already applied for transfer to the South Island but my boss is making it difficult for me to go. Hope to be out by this time next year.

Just crashed my 2017 Mercedes into an Auckland kindergarten on the way to a Mission Bay house auction lads AMA

>>78218385
Godspeed lad

>>78218344
Won't be fixed under any party that doesn't restructure and cull the Auckland council. They have failed at running Auckland and are getting fat wallets off of it.

>>78218366
>>78218374

Objective facts are now >muh racism

I wish I was a billionaire so I could pump millions of dollars into manipulating australian society a la Murdoch

>>78218411
I wish I had $150 so I could pump my load into your australian mum

>>78218411
I wish I was a billionaire so I could fuck up Shanghai and Hong Kongs housing market like they (partly) did to us

>>78218439
>thinking a billionaire could put a dent in those markets
>thinking those markets aren't already completely fucked

>>78218427
ROASTED

>>78218427
gentlemum btfo

>NPC Classic Match: CAN v WEL 2000 9pm

Hope you're tuning in for this.

>>78218489

I was conceived after that match ama.

>>78218510
Shouldn't you be at school right now?

>>78218526

Why would I be at school at 9pm?

>>78218510
Does your mother know you are on 4chan

>>78218510
Are you a 16-year-old girl?

>>78218555
Probably because your parents "forgot" to pick you up again.

>>78218555
Hagwon you fucking gook

>lemme retry that

Wait a minute
>sports board
>16-year-old girl
>fucking gook
Holy heck lads based Lydia Ko browses /rug/

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What a team.

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>>78218638
Unlike this shit.

Just took a massive Wellington rugby lads AMA

This match is just reminding me how much I hate Ben Blair.

>>78218644

That could be the most hateful side I've ever seen.

>>78218644
A team of terrible people.

>>78218644

>NZPA 02 JUL 2004 FOTOPRESS
>Canterbury loose forwards Sam Broomhall and Richie McCaw will share captaincy duties in the coming Air New Zealand NPC rugby championship.

KEK
E
K

Just got a one plus 5

>>78219265

Got any lube lad? Grease that sucker up and go fuck yourself.

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>>78212149
oh shit, youre right

you have a better eye than I

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>the post that saved /rug/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/41241886

>neck BTFO

Hey,

>>78224675
Ayyy

>>78222289
6- Cracknell/Young/Griffiths/Lydiate/Shingler/Navidi/King
7- Tipuric
8- Faletau

Muhh dick when Gatland is forced to make changes.

playing rugby at a uni pretty close to Rugby in the UK

what should I expect? absolute first timer

>>78228055
Make sure you don't drop the ball a lot.

>>78228122
whats the usual punishment?

ready for shooeys and all that, not much of a fan of running around naked. would comply nonetheless, like a true lad!

>>78228180
There's no punishment, unless that specific team make you do laps/pressups for every dropped ball but when new guys joined my team and dropped the ball a shitload, we always assumed they were shit.
It sets a bad marker.

>>78228210
ah, fair. shan't be dropping any balls then

>>78228210
why is it a lot of lads in uni build their image around rugby

i assume most of them are shit at it as well

>>78228419
People build their image around their passion in life most of the time.

>>78227353
15- Williams
14- Evans
13- Davies
12- Williams
11- Giles
10- Biggar
9- Webb
8- Faletau
7- Tipuric
6- Young
5- AWJ
4- Charteris
3- Lee
2- Owens
1- Evans

what are the chances I'll bust my nose/knees playing rugby?

I've got a pretty long nose, reckon it'd look horrid if it was crooked

>>78228546
Quebrar nariz pode até acontecer, mas é raro. Joelho é mais comum, mas com boa preparação física, o risco é minimizado. Os problemas de joelho vem mais de posicionamento errado para efetuar placagens ou formações ordenadas/laterais/volantes/móveis.

>>78228546
Nose depends where you play but unlikely. Knees should be fine. If your in the forwards you might get some hot as fuck cauliflower ears.

>>78228508
good point but women have no passions so what do they build their image around then

>>78228633
Ok, é uma questão de não ter azar e estar ciente do posicionamento então. Vou ver se presto atenção a isso.

>>78228758
not a fan of cauli ears tbf.

what role is best suited for someone who's not tall (182cm), not fast and above average as far as strength goes (by normie standards)?

this is interesting and something i didnt think of until now
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/96781773/all-blacks-disadvantaged-by-law-trials-referee-wayne-barnes-believes
>"Unfortunately for the southern-hemisphere [teams], come November they'll be playing under our laws so they've got to get used to them," Barnes said
>"New Zealand start with the Barbarians out here which helps, obviously, and it will take them time. They're the best players in world and the top six teams in the sport are playing each other.

>>78229247
I was joking about the hunks of meat hanging off the side of a players head being attractive.

>>78165289
That jersey he's wearing looks pretty cool

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>>78218326
You must be pleased to see one of Tauraungas' favourite sons is sticking to his guns.
>Impregnating a stripper in front of team mate is a private & personal matter.
That poor kid.

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Rugby.

>>78228419
why is it a lot of tripfags build their image around being a fuckhead on the internet?

i assume most of them are shit at it as well

>>78230477
I assume it's because they crave attention. No one cares about them in real life, so they create a persona on the internet to allow them to feel good about themselves. They crave reinforcement, and don't care whether it's positive or negative.

Checking in for 13/09/2017. Will be off at 2000 as I am going to watch my friend play Summer Hockey.

If there is one good thing to come out of the force getting cut it is how much fun it is to bait western Australians on ARU Facebook posts.

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Based

>>78234958
>bigot poopeelian
>based
Pick one dickhead.

>>78234958
The replies to this are fantastic.

Cunty v Cunties should be good

>>78234958
kek

>>78234958
>it's real
what a fucking lad

dabbed my picks in just in time lads

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>national literally has a fucking chinese spy as a list MP

>>78235045
>a national MP teaches English as a side job
>racist Labour tries to smear National as Chinese spy trainers
All I want is to know what taxes Labour is going to add

>>78235201
I've got an inside source. They're going to tax shitposting.

>>78235212
I delete my cookies and browse in private browsing. Cone at me. I am the hacker 4chan.

Voting no lads

>>78234976
Hi statsbottom. Hows the bf lad?

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/OURGUY/

>>78235358
David pocock is going to fucking glass him when he gets back swear on me mum.

>>78235327
I prefer "partner" thank you, not your gender-binary labels.

>>78235358
christ
that was quick

>>78235384
Izzy'd step it.

>>78235358
When's the vote?

>>78235358
Based Islanders saving this fag ridden country

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>>78235358
this was also /ourguy/ for today

Hoping for Chinks, Muzzies, and Coconuts to invade us and slaughter all the white progressives tbqhwyl

>>78235358
>doesn't even include the emoji in the quote

Poor journalism.

>>78235423
>their guy is a child-raping monster cop
Figures.

>>78235437
(You)

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>>78235447
(You)

>giving fags and sjws a hill to screech from
>not just passing gay marriage over night because it's irrellivant these days
Retarded aussies

>>78235457

(Me)

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>>78235471

>>78235511
thanks

None of (You) 2bh

>>78235412
We're not even having a vote. Our liberals are such pillowbiting faggots that despite the fact that basically the entire country is in favour of gay marriage they are being held hostage by the far right of their party and refuse to make difficult legislative decisions.

Wank then bed.

Counties mate.

heroin then bed

>>78235687
Fuck off poof

Jesus fucking Christ Counties what a mare

NZ finally realised they can't dodge England forever.

http://www.skysports.com/rugby-union/news/12504/11033459/new-zealand-and-japan-to-visit-england-in-november-2018

Ribena

>>78237381
NZ on /rattled/ watch

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*jackals your ball*

Spazkenzie and Sunni Bill starting again lads
Has Shag lost it?

>>78240606
>shag
stop that

When is Damien '100% Win Rate' Mckenzie vs Springboks on lads?

>>78239175
He's jackaled my heart

>>78237381
>You now remember why NZ didn't play England this tour window
Order of events:
>team's organising end of year tours
>NZ ask to play England
>don't hear back so organise other fixtures
>England fill up their schedule
>England then asks to play NZ outside the tour window when provincial games are starting again
>NZ says you will have to pay us more to play outside the tour window
>NH provincial team's say that the fixture isn't fair on them and they need compensation for the drop in income due to the match
>England realise they can't afford to follow through with their plan
>world rugby tries to make it happen by offering NZ and the Provincial team's money by organising a Barbarians game inside the tour window
>NZ and Provinces agree
>England realise the game is going to go ahead VS NZ
>back out and pretend it's because NZ is scared
The fixture was there for the taking, it was outside the tour window and England had to pay compensation for that but it was an available game that NZ had agreed to.

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>>78242146
>ahh yes good goyim, pay us to play with you

1. Kane Hames (2)
2. Dane Coles (51)
3. Nepo Laulala (6)
4. Brodie Retallick (67)
5. Samuel Whitelock (90)
6. Liam Squire (10)
7. Sam Cane (47)
8. Kieran Read (103) - Captain
9. Aaron Smith (64)
10. Beauden Barrett (56)
11. Rieko Ioane (6)
12. Sonny Bill Williams (39)
13. Ryan Crotty (29)
14. Nehe Milner-Skudder (9)
15. Damian McKenzie (5)

16. Codie Taylor (22)
17. Wyatt Crockett (64)
18. Ofa Tu'ungafasi (7)
19. Scott Barrett (10)
20. Ardie Savea (19)
21. TJ Perenara (36)
22. Lima Sopoaga (10)
23. Anton Lienert-Brown (16)

>>78242592
bad team

>>78242592
Who the fuck let you post here

>>78242892
Coming from the nation that is the rugby equivalent of a draft dodger.

Wank then work

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>>78243208
*wins lions series 1-1*
feels good man

>>78242487
You were paying us to play with you lad.

Pinekenzie is undroppable

>>78244516
Your mum paid me to play with her last night, son.

>>78247179
Dad aren't you and mum in Singapore atm? Why do you have a NZ flag?

>>78247217
Looks like they lied just so they wouldn't have to put up with your shit for a bit.

>>78247217
Proxies. I'm secretly the hacker, 4chan.
Mum says hi.

>>78247230
Shit how did they fake the Snapchats, instagram and facebook pictures?
I'm impressed tttt
>>78247247
Makes sense but doesn't solve that question above? Are you a 1337 Photoshop master?

>>78247179
Actually I just checked and you are supposed to be on your flight back right now, how are you posting?

>>78247288
Again, hacker 4chan.

>>78247269
>his parents have Snapchat, instagram and Facebook

Oh good another product of teen pregnancy.

>>78247505
My parents were mid 20's when I was born, damn about as old as I am now. They let us join Facebook ect if they were our friends or equivalent on it, this was around the time when there was that huge "pedos grooming children online" thing was going around in the mid 2000's so naturally they wanted to protect us and check everything was fine. It started with just mum but then dad joined like 3 years ago and it felt mean to leave him out. You might not believe this but I am close to my parents and family and have no issues with seeing what cool adventures they get up to and have no issues with then seeing what I get up to.

>>78247547
>mid 20's
There's no apostrophe.
I thought we raised you better than that, but you're a constant disappointment to us.

>>78247592
You of all people should know my English is terrible and that it was my worst subject all through schooling.

>>78247609
Jesus mate it's not actually your mum.

You were adopted. Your mum died years ago.

>>78242592
>that front row

JUST

Two Ticks TOP t t t t

*dabs and saves /rug/*

>>78251860
The dab that saved /rug/

*dabs and sends /rug/ into the shadow realm*

>>78250971
Excellent post

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Checking in for 14/09/2017. My mates lost social hockey last night miserably. AMA

>>78252095

Thanks lad, it's always good to be (You)'d by a trippy. Do you think we should shorten it to TTTTTTT (7T for short) meaning Two Ticks TOP To Tell The Truth?

*throws up*

>>78252259
Terrible post.

Fuck it. This is unendurable. I'm resigning as CEO. Just remember you faggots asked for this.

/rug/ has gone into receivership

the french arent ruining ru-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgJX2wscKVU

>>78252341
I thought that Jordan Taufua played for the Crusaders?

1. Chris Eves
2. James Parsons (c)
3. Sione Mafileo
4. Gerard Cowley-Tuioti
5. Jarrad Hoeata
6. Glenn Preston
7. Murphy Taramai
8. Kuki Moala-Liava'a
9. Bryn Hall
10. Bryn Gatland
11. Tevita Li
12. Harrison Groundwater
13. Matt Vaega
14. Matt Duffie
15. Shaun Stevenson

16. Steven Misa
17. Karl Tu'inukuafe
18. Mike Tamoaieta
19. Brandon Nansen
20. Connor Collett
21. Chris Smylie
22. Shaun Treeby
23. Ben Volavola

My disappointment when I come to /rug/ during a Taniwha game and Breen poster isn't here. Your Breen shitposting is the best feature of /rug/

>northland winning

what the fuck lads

Poor Northland

can auckland win against the historically worst team in the competition lads?

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Based fucking Harbour lads

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>>78252900
There's a little bit of Peter Breen in all of us m8

>>78242592
> m-m-memelenzie amirite guys haha

Sure are a lot of jealous lanklets here. Smash it DMAC

>>78253259
*misses a tackle*
*puts team under pressure*
*plays out of position*
*fails under the highball*
*kicks backwards*
*lets in a try*

what the f**k did he mean by this???

>>78253274
You forgot
*runs sideways*

>>78253274
You've got a point, but does winning really matter that much? I'm proud that the ABs try to play exciting meme rugby with barrett and mekenzie.

Shower then bed.

Pinekenzie is literally undroppable

>Be best fullback in New Zealand
>Get selected to start in the All Blacks team in the fullback position
What did he mean by this?

>>78253397
He's the best in the world

>>78253361
His mum dropped him at training.

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>PineKenzie
>0 (zero) line outs won
What did he mean with this?

>>78253361
I'll fucking drpp you m8

>>78253397
The best full back in NZ and the world is kicking back on a beach having a well deserved break. The second best is out with a knee injury. The third best is also the best first five in NZ so is starting there. The fourth best is out after being killed in a SR game. The fifth best is playing wing because he is the best non injured non fat wing option we have. The sixth best and a player that wasn't even selected in the squad as a fullback or outside back at all, is starting fullback because literally no one else could answer the phone because they are either injured, on holiday or already starting in a different position.

So will Folau be dropped until he publicly apologises for his bigoted behaviour?

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>>78253658
Nah mate.Respect is King.

https://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/cricket-star-shane-watson-weighs-into-israel-folau-samesex-marriage-debate/news-story/4c155582d411a3f709da836d241fa183

Good to see that TJ Perenara supports yes.
>Nugget is probs quietly on board too.

>>78253658
Should be made captain.

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>>78253492
>>78253492
How many of those players pro SSM?

>>78253767
The aborigine on the right does.

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>>78252981
Fuck thats awesome.
They are gonna thrive out the south west.
>Hastings.VIC.3915

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>>78253222
Trips of truth

>>78253771
Thats Billy T.
He would say those fullas can do whatever they want to aye.
With a naked,hot, wet ,triumphent Mexted leading proceedings I wouldn't argue either.

>>78218366
Chink here, lack of physicality aside, Chinese people just have a narrow palate for sports in general.

I remember playing rugby on the school field during breaks. Of course, given my build and shitty fitness, the only meaningful way I could participate was camp out at the wing while my teammates inside me try to draw the last defender to leave me an unopposed run to the try line.

I've been trying to get my family interested in watching rugby, and the only one I could convert was my dad.

Folau is /ourguy/

Up.

>>78255890
This looks like a screen from a gay porno

>>78253049
Yeah, they'll probably cream them too.

>>78259912
I creamed your mum last night

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The All Blacks have held the Freedom Cup for the last 7 years. It's been around since 2004 and the Springboks have held it twice, 2004 and 2009.

>>78265258
Hey that's more frequent in recent history than Aussies with the Bledisloe. The Aussie v RSA cup seems to be about a 2:1 split in favour of Aussie since they have had it.

Marc Hinton on suicide fucking watch

Rugby

>Isa Nacewa and Gibson-Park turned away by South Africa
fuck you too you black cunts

https://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/wallabies-loose-forward-scott-higginbotham-has-police-charges-dropped/news-story/c1860f75d7822d66c88bef3459228dfd

Can we now call this what it is? A cynical attempt to break the Reds concentration before a super rugby season by world rugby in concert with New South Wales and the NZRjew?

>>78269020
Based Saffas saving them from thieves rapists and murders.

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The Bus is stepping up to (c) the Wellington Loins vs Cunterbury

Rugby's on soon lads.
Imagine if Auckland lose to Southland.

Southland: Joseph Walsh, Brayden Mitchell, Morgan Mitchell, Michael McKee, Tepasu Thomas, Tupou Sopoaga, Phil Halder, Bill Fukofuka, Liam Howley, Scott Eade, Aleki Morris, Matthew Johnson, Neria Fomai, Michael Molloy, Lewis Ormond
Reserves: Thoms Flynn, Shaun Stodart, Guy Millar, Manaaki Selby-Rickit, Greg Dyer, William Talataina-Mu, Junior Ngaluafe

Auckland: Sam Prattley, Greg Pleasents-Tate, Marcel Renata, Patrick Tuipulotu, Ben Nee-Nee, Taleni Seu, Blake Gibson, Jerome Kaino, Jono Hickey, Tyrone Elkington Macdonald,
Melani Nanai, TJ Faiane, George Moala, Vince Aso, Jordan Trainor
Reserves: Kurt Eklund, Emersen Tamura-Paki, Isi Tu’ungafasi, Dalton Papalii, Sinclair Dominikovich Murray, Lisati Milo-Harris, Malakai Fekitoa

Lol even Auckland won't start Fekitoa

>>78270538
Does Southland have ANY super rugby players?

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Southland will be missing Peter Breen tonight I'll tell you what lads.

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Post rare Breens.

>>78270566
2 or 3. None of them are Super Rugby starters though.

>>78270708
>>78270566
Brayden Mitchell
Elliot Dixon
Lima Sopoaga

2 former Super Rugby players in Tim Boys and Ryan Tongia.