/mlb/ - Major League Baseball general

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Royals

first for my filthy, unwashed penis

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Rate this bullpen lads.

>arizona
yikes

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Windians

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>Brewers lose Nelson when they finally get Chase Anderson back in the rotation
>still just 3 games back of the Cubs with 5 games against them left though

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Is it "Shaw-vez Ravine" or "Chaw-vez Ravine"

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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

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>>78163737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqvu8UbAZnE

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Dodgers!

Alright, you fucking idiots, let's see how much you really know the sport you claim to love. What is the minimum amount of pitches a pitcher can throw in a perfect game?

Hint: It's not 27

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> Angels are fighting hard for the last WC spot
> its September Baseball
> The best player of this generation is shitting the bed and will be at home for another October

Where are the Troutfags? Y'all got some explainin' to do. Your boy is not cut out to be THAT GUY.

>>78163992
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Every batter could theoretically chimp out on the umpire at home plate and be ejected, and charged with an out, and that could make 27 outs without a pitch.

>>78163992
27?

>>78164058
>The best player of this generation is shitting the bed and will be at home for another October
>Implying this didn't perfectly describe Bonds's career

>>78163992

it's 1. >>78164072 would be correct if not for the fact that he has to actually throw one official pitch in order to be the pitcher of record

>>78164072
>25 guys can make 27 outs

>Dbags allowing 6 runs in the ninth

>>78163992
If you said no hitter I'd say 9. The answer is 27 unless it's some retarded shit like >>78164072

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> b-but muh fangraphs WAR

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Any of you guys eat for the cycle today?

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Royals

>>78164072
Wouldn't you be forced to forfeit if you don't have 9 players?

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JOSAVIOR

>>78164252
m-maybe tomorrow

>>78164252
>mfw i'm addicted to macca's garbage-ass breakfast offerings
help me bros

is mike trout doing well lately?

>>78164352
Their breakfast is actually God-Tier.

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No seriously, where are the Trout fuckers?

>>78164306
This.

>>78164379
Is that from a rap song or something?

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>>78164252
Do you eat the Big Mac and 1/4 lber first? Big Mac and single? What's the strategy?

>>78163992
How many pitches is the least amount a pitcher can throw to give up 4 runs?

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>>78164379
What a nigger.

>>78164460
I think Big Mac first and down the line from there.

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>>78164331
Do it you cheeseburger bandit

Dudders announcers sound like they want to kill themselves

>>78164460
You eat the QP first, it's harder to get a 3B than anything else. Might as well get that out of the way.

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Thanks, podraces.

>>78164537
This

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>Dbags

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Anyone else old enough to remember when the DBags looked unstoppable?

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lmao at Para waving off the other Mexicans in LA.

>>78164623
As a lifelong Dbacks fan I remember it like it was last week

>>78164466
0. comes in with bases loaded, doesn't throw a pitch to intentionally walk the batter, balks 3 times, four runs, the end

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>>78164623
>MFW I'm so old I went to the 2001 NLCS and saw Randy Johnson vs Greg Maddux

are the padres elite?

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>>78164714
Yes.

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>>78164605
DELET THIS

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>mfw Dodgers lose again

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>>78164775
>>78164775
lel

>>78164802
But DG told me he's a GG at 1B and every OF position

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As funny as the Dodgers losing again would be, the Cardinals need to be playing in October or else Baseball is pointless.

No one wants to fucking see the Rockies/Brewers play in October. Lets be real, no one really wants to see Dbacks/Dodgers over the Cards/Dodgers in the NLDS.

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>>78163737

>tfw when ill never get to make a country music video about beer, fried chicken, and vidya on off-days...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDKwpbkIpQ4

I don't care if the 2011 Red Sox were one of the worse reg seasons chokes of all time, they were based.

>>78165052
Go watch cricket

>>78165052
Baseball got by fine last year without the Cardinals

>>78165052
Would you look at that, a Brit having no clue what the funk he's talking about when it comes to America's past time. You sound like a clown, dipshit.

>>78165052
The Cardinals haven't been relevant since Pujols left.

>>78165148

They've been more relevant that Pujols that's for fucking sure.

>>78165052
This. It's all about deserving fanbases. Loyal fans like that of the Cardinals and Dodgers will top ratings and sell merch and get the whole world involved in the sport.
People in Cleveland, on the other hand, outright refuse to watch the Indians even during a historic hot streak. They don't deserve the postseason.

if you respond to the tripcode "rgD/3Kv9CA," you are the entire reason that /mlb/ is terrible

>>78165063
You're fat.

>>78165052
Fun Fact: The Cardinals got eliminated last year because the Dodgers couldn't give Vin Scully a W on his final broadcast.

>>78165207
>People in Cleveland, on the other hand, outright refuse to watch the Indians even during a historic hot streak. They don't deserve the postseason.
Hey, Piss

>>78165222
BAJP knows about baseball and isn't a giant insecure faggot, unlike yourself. He posts /pol/ shit, yes, this is true, but I'll take that over the pure autistic rageposting evidenced in the post above yours.

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>>78165363
Cry about it faggot.

>>78165363
you're fat, bajp

>>78165513
Like you are now? No thanks.

>>78165207

shut up faggot

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GODDAMNIT DOYERS

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

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Indians face baltimore one more time then they play detroit in a three game series. Looks lime cleveland is going to at least hit a 21 game streak and there is nothing you can do about it.

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>>78165558
You're fat.

>>78165666
Nothing is so certain, Satan. That looks good though.

>>78165593
Believe in them. You guys can make it. Even if you miss it, it was a great season. If you want wheeler, we give him to you for a sack of potatoes

Literally nobody can stop the Indians bros

>>78165734
We're only 3 back from the Cubbies and we play them tomorrow. I want the NL Central title but if the Rockies slip I'll take a Wild Card slot

>>78165666
Then 4 against KC then a break then 3 against the Angels. They MIGHT break the lossless streak record

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MARINERS

Literally no one can tell who I really am bros

>>78165666
dang, debil

can u use the fires of hell to gimme one of those for breks? gonna have a satanic hangover tomorrow lad

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>posting tweets in your broadcast

>>78165804
Either way, it'll come down to the wire. Chicago will either slip or win, and Milwaukee deserves a spot, but so does Colorado. I just wished the mets played so much better this season

>Holland

>>78165363

BAJP gets shit for liking the Cards as his "NL team". But he actually goes to Cards games and posts pics, when most of the people that talk shit to him are probably bandwagon shitheads that don't go to any baseball games since they have no money or friends.

Of course the Rookies break the streak

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What's everyone's favorite ballpark?

I saw a game at Safeco Field yesterday. Without a doubt one of the best ballparks in the MLB. Would be even better if it didn't overlook a fucking freight yard.

>Forsythe hits homerun No outs
>Pederson
Eh... still a couple more outs.

DODGERS

WILL

WALKOFF

The Dodgers trying to win this game.

>>78166152
I got a lot of shit here for liking Marlins, but it was one of if not my favorite. Safeco was also great, as were Petco and Coors.

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>the absolutely ass-furious state of New York

Holy shit Turner is an ugly gremlin looking fucker

>Pedershit
>Grandershit

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>>78166152

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>>78166250
*takes away your games

>>78166152
It was jacobs field before they changed the upper deck and ruined the aesthetics

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>>78166152
Kauffman Stadium

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9 IN A ROW

14 OF 15

Longest losing streak since 1992.

14 (Padres) of 15.

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WE LOVE IT

the dodgers already clinched the division, right?

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>>78166354
No lmao

>>78166152
For me its Petco where the pets go

>>78166296
Yeah there was nothing like going to that place entirely packed, hell they even had the extra seating where the batters eye bar is now at one point.

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JUST

Don't you guys ever >> me again.

>>78166634
>2016: Giants collapse toward the end of the season
>2017: Doggers and Rock-n-Rollies collapse toward the end of the season

Is NL West cursed now?

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per roberts:
>we're doing some unprecedented things right now

>>78166742
hardly cursed when sneks about to win the WS

>>78166885
top kek

Remind me, who's riding a 17-game winning streak?

>>78166885
>lost to the poodres when it mattered most

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>>78166987

>>78166996
NL West is done. Put the whole division to bed.

Nats and Injuns Worlds Eries confirmed.

>>78166987
I want to get off Fernando Rodney's Wild Ride.

>>78166577
>it actually looks like she isn't wearing her wedding ring
How much more of a cuck can you be?

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>>78167050
You could be riding your dreams on that choke artists' postseason record.

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>>78167076
imagine the bullying those poor kershaw kids will have to endure

>>78166152
Safeco and Kauffman here.

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>>78166152

1. pnc
2. pre-videoboard wrigley
3. jake

>>78166152
oakland rat shit sanctuary

>>78167096
>be me, Kershaw's kid, in first grade
>open lunchbox (plain red, mom wouldn't let me have Transformers) and about to eat yummy PB&J (raspberry J, smooth PB) and some carrots
>eat some sammich and then some carrots
>the carrot piece is caught in some PB sticking to throat, I can't breathe
>Gym teacher Chad comes over and performs Heimlich, saves me
>I thank him and he cryptically tells me:
>"Just like your dad in the playoffs."

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>>78167233
>mom wouldn't let me have Transformers

>dudders: lost again
>suddenly muh leaveland no fans lel disappears

Really makes me think... he must be guzzling a barrel full of urine to keep the pain at bay.

>>78167405

busch is nice but unremarkable. nothing differentiates it

you're right about the district around it, though. that shit is fantastic

>>78167328
>leaveland no fans
this

>>78167483
Drank all that piss real fast, impressive.

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>>78166152

Busch Stadium III is the pinnacle of the MLB
baseball game experience. Amazing seating, amazing view, fantastic ballpark area which includes plenty of high end bars and restaurants. It also usually has a packed crowd which is something you want someone who is new to baseball to get to experience.

>>78167449
What's unremarkable? You literally see an iconic national momument, the Gateway Arch when looking above centerfield...

Ballpark Villiage is amazing, God I've have had so many good times there. Such a great place to party, win or lose.

I'm planning on seeing GABP next year. Have any "must see" things to rec for me?


>>78166300

beautiful stadium, terrible view outside of the park(the view inside the park is quite nice oviously: waterfalls, fountains, unique scoreboard megatron). Tt suffers from nothing to do but tailgate before/after the game

regardless, I love going to see the Sox play at Kaufman.

>had to dig this 7 year old photo out of photobucket...

>>78167515
Let's see Paul Allen's card...

>>78167543

it's just a cookie-cutter post-camden pseudo-retro ballpark. don't expect too much from gabp, but our beer selection is unbefuckinglievable. we literally have more beer choices than any other professional sports facility in the world. the area around our ballpark is cool, i would arrive early, and there are actually a shitload of great things to do on a night out in cincinnati (and they're cheap)

>>78167543
Kauffman is a VERY nice stadium. Even if it is named after a Jew

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Kauffman

L9

>>78167599
I don't really have any hobbies besides baseball, and eating and drinking at good restaurants/brewpubs, so on a day when I'm going to a ball game I'm usually there 3 hours before and 3 hours after.

Sounds like GABP will be fun for me.

Ell Nine

>>78167599
Career balks leader in the playoffs, and balks/playoffs

Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter "L" and by the number "9"

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WWWWinmets

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>>78167543
>7 year old photo
Yeah mine was 5 years old (can't believe it's been 5 years already), took a road trip to kauffman right after their renovations and it was beautiful. It was before they got good and prices were amazingly cheap. I'm a rural fag so it being outside the city was actually pretty refreshing considering most parks are right downtown.

>>78167715

visit rhinegeist, eli's bbq, the eagle, and the blind lemon

>>78167733

bbref's paywall, sorry friend. i'm also very drunk after a scummy night out, so i can't guarantee i'd even be able to make a coherent spreadsheet right now

>>78167809
Get well soon Wincinattig

So I hear some Rays fans are taking shelter from the hurricane at Tropicana field

They're going to make sure there's always somebody standing on second and third so the hurricane can't hit there

>>78167823

8-) i'll survive, laddy. had to fend off a horny ex and some dude who wanted smokes after i told him seven times that i don't smoke. it's cool, i have hard boiled eggs and my trusty old high school playlist to guide me comfortably into the darkness

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>>78167865
Fukken lel

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>>78167809

just added those joints to my "possible places to drink and eat in cinci 2018" text file.

I can't believe I used to hate you Resdbros. But I think when the November 16' Lifelongs emerged, we knew there was a greater evil at work.

>>78167918

you know, like i do, the the entire midwest is rife with bandwagon fucknuts who hop on the hottest team regardless of sport. i have coworkers who magically owned cavs jerseys all of a sudden and some who switch college team allegiance literally every year

>doyers

>>78167224
You guys should move to Las Vegas

>lost to sdsu
>gonna get btfo @ tech
>gonna go 4-8
>graham will still be back
FUUUUCCCCKKKKK

>>78168244
..wrong thread m8?

>>78168244

lmao

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>>78168254
>>78168268
Uhh yeah whoops here take some asu qts as a apology

>>78168244
>the state of arizona amateur sports

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>>78168345

> mfw my zona trip wasn't during an active semester

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>>78163737

>>78168497
>The out call
lmao

>>78168481
>coming here over the summer
Why the fuck would you do that?

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>>78168594

mostly to see my boys win the first away series i'd ever seen as a live spectator

also to nearly pass out trying to climb piestawa in the 120 degree sun

>>78168594
>>78168636

i phrased that poorly. it was the first away series i saw them win. it took me nine fucking away trips to get one

>>78168651
Kek
You shoulda done echo canyon, piestawa is okay but really just a glorified staircase. Echo canyon is the best hike within city limits imo. Also there's no chance you willingly hiked in 120 degree weather. When its that hot the air litteraly hurts your eyes. I only hike if it's under 110 and even then I'll stay like in 2-3 miles

How would you fix the Dodgers?

>>78168858

oh, i absolutely did. it was a terrible idea and i only made it up 1900 of the 2400 feet, but i tried god damnit

>>78168934
Give Roberts back to SD and hire literally anyone else

>>78168934
Move them to mexico city so their fans can see more home games

>>78163908
Cha - as in (A)pple. Ch as in (ch)eckers

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>>78165938
Suck

>eurofags will never understand the significance of every single pitch in an mlb game

>>78169639
People think baseball is boring because they don't really feel or understand how important every pitch is.

It's like watching one of those old cowboy duels. A stare down and then at any second, BOOM

>>78169632
ess

>>78169610
>Cha - as in (A)pple
Are you stupid?

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>>78169654

No game can really compete with it. It's a team oriented, but each man of the the team is tested individually at one point and no one can assist him.

The game really shows the strength of the team, and the strength of the man on the team. In order to win your team needs to have the majority of its men operating in proficiency, mean the individuals need to be in harmony with others on the team despite not being able to be assisted directly by them.

It's such a beautiful game. I get hard thinking about how much better it is than other sports.

>>78170215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHH9EYZHoVU

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>>78170215

fuck did i make a ton of grammar and typos but i just don't care. i decided to drink and stay up to baseball and vidya for 40 hours this weekend, then just get one good coma before work.


>>78170241
team, yeah, TEAM....10/10 reference anon

>my fuel to stay awake

>>78166987
dads are for real bro

>>78170253
>chew

Don't do that to yourself

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Whos fan is this?

>>78171421
The dodgers

>>78171421
sauce

>>78165938
>>78169632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY1wBUrdRFg

>Miguel Troot is the greatest player of all time

kek

KEK

>>78171421
>points

DROPPED

Who here is ready for hockey because their team is shit?

Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released

>>78171963
KANGS reporting in

>>78171963
golden knights here

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LITERALLY /OURGUY/

>>78172234
Sounds like literally Redit's guy

>>78172347
>purist autist in the game except maybe Greinke

Bau Bau very likely posts here

>>78172482
He's definitely an Indians fan because he throws public piss himself tantrums about blatant bait

>>78172550
Hi DG, I see you didn't sleep last night. Can you tell me about how the Dodgers are 1 for their last 15 games?

Also is it standard procedure for Dodgers lifelong fans to boo a pitcher for giving up one homerun in the second inning?

>>78172550
All I said was Bauer is an autist like the rest of us. Sorry didn't mean to trigger you so early, have a good day m8.

I wish Mike was on the air

Daily reminder that any championships your team has won against teams that no longer exist, those rings are now null and void.

>>78172812
sadly the barves and lillies will never cease to exist

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Remember when Mike Trout was good?

heh

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Can't wait to see the Brew Crew cuck the Pisscups out of the playoffs

hello whats going on here

>>78173195
The Cleveland Ohio Baseball Indians have no fans even during a period of great success

>>78173216
but they still get paid millions right?

>>78173276
Most players get paid pretty well. The fans don't get paid much at all even though they work for a living and don't have time to attend baseball games

>>78173276
The traffic near the stadium can get really bad when trying to leave the ballpark, okay?

>>78173307
being a fan sucks!

>>78173340
dont they have a tour bus or something

>>78173276
The weather near the stadium isn't the best. In springtime it can be a little chilly and you might need a jacket.
It's understandable why the Indians have the 4th-lowest ranked attendance in the league.
Jackets are expensive and people in Cleveland work for a living.

>>78173350
I don't know about the public transit situation in Cleveland but I can definitely tell you about their attendance to baseball games if you're curious.

>>78173362
maybe they just need to change the name and the logo. i mean no one in the team is even indian and that logo looks just silly.

>>78173404
im good, but you seem like youre just looking for someone to talk to so feel free to reply anyway

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>>78173442
You see, the Cleveland Indians baseball attendance (highlighted here in the image) is quite low despite them being runners-up in the championship and winning an entire league just last year.
They're currently on a 17(!!!) game win streak, which is very, very good in the game of baseball.

So, you ask, why are there no fans?
Science may never know.

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>>78171963
well >my baseball team is actually good but the hokki team will be mediocre at best

>1-9
>1-14

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>he's proxy posting

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>>78166152
For me, it's Guaranteed Rate Field, because it's right off the red line and tickets are cheap as fuck.

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>>78167182
>wrigley

It's literally the worst place and is infested with white sneaker wearing suburban retards.

>>78174051
Glad the tickets are cheap because that stadium is quite boring.

>>78168345
>qts

>>78173467
whats up with tampa bay? also is there any sport where a 17 streak is not very good?

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>>78174174
>Glad the tickets are cheap because that stadium is quite boring.

Smoking a blunt and chilling in the bleachers with your friends on a beautiful summer evening.

>>78174118
At least it's not cholo gangsters

http://www.laweekly.com/news/cleaning-out-dodger-stadium-2169995
http://www.laweekly.com/news/cleaning-out-dodger-stadium-2169995

>>78174336
I understand placement of the stadium has a lot to do with it, it's across a bay from the major population center and people just can't be assed to go and see an underwhelming team play in an ugly ballpark. The team just never grabbed the town's attention.

Compare that with Cleveland, on the other hand, who used to have GREAT attendance two decades ago. A packed house! It's sad to see what they've become. Especially with perhaps their best team to ever take the field.

Shame on you, Cleveland.

Whatever you guys do, don't watch that shitty
NFL today, okay? Promise me you guys won't do that?

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>>78174641
my team already won this week

>>78174575
rays have also had absolutely horrible color schemes all throughout, god damn everything about that team is depressing

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>>78174465
second link should be https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vXVd3gHSlxE
>there is a 99% chance a crime of some kind happens to you at Dodgers stadium

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If only Cleveland had a true blue fanbase like the Los Angeles Dodgers

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my official attendance

>>78174465
I sat in the top deck of Dodger Stadium in an opposing team's uniform and didn't get stabbed or too badly threatened. Granted, it wasn't the team the Dodgers were playing that day, but still. The fact it was a day game probably worked in my favor.

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Although I hear the weather is really bad. Like 135 degrees... during the night.

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>>78174769
Glad to hear you made it, and at least you didn't eat a dodgers dog.

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Did you know that... the Los Angeles Dodgers have THE best attendance in Baseball the number is right there, it's on the chart

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Loyal, constant, unwavering

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Maybe... maybe the gans protested once or twice. It's a concerted effort. Planned.

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They don't boo their players, best record or worst. They love this team. The best of California!

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MARINERS!

>>78174575
maybe the crime rate in that area is very high because its so close to detroit

>a "lifelong" injuns was so bootyblasted his team was demolished by the dodgers he actually bring up attendance as a shitpost point
kek

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The best thing is they are calm, considerate, peace loving

>>78175039
kek

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Every team... is fortunate to have them visit. They bring crime rates down!

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True. Blue. That's their motto. Way of life.

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The Los Angeles Dodgers... great team... greater fans.

They don't leave the League Championship games when down.

will the dodgers attendance drop off during the losing streak tho

the Los Angeles Dodgers have ____ franchise rings

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Of course there's traffic. Real bugaboo.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1832231

>muh 'ttendance
Lifelong Indians fans shook lmao

>>78175257
>counting rings from ancient history
go leafs go

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>78173362
>4th-lowest

0 intentionally walk 27 guys then pick them all off

>>78175347
It was the 4th-lowest at the beginning of 2017, for a month or two.

>>78175363
>not replying
>not knowing that a walk means no perfect game
get it together buddy

>>78175363
they're just going to stand on the base after the first two pickoffs

>>78175396
intentional no pitch walks dont count

>>78175363
It's a perfect game, shitlord, not a no hitter

>trying to make a sports-ref account
>they won't send the fucking confirmation email

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>>78175194
No, they started selling better when it started, that's how fanatical they are.

This tantrum has gone on for over a dozen threads now.

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>>78175713
Just defending the Los Dodgers Angeles Dodgers best fanbase of all time, it's a force

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The real thing is, they have to pay a PREMIUM to get into standing room only

>dodgers fans ruin almost every thread
>indians fan ruins (((one))) thread
>dodgers fans deflecting like they didn't do anything
Really makes you think

>>78176290
Indians fans have been ruining threads for a month

>>78176422
This
>>78176290
Don't let you being triggered by the Dodgers cloud your judgment friend

>>78175713
>>78176422
>>78176449
You're getting bodied, desu

>>78176449
understandable m8
At least doyerposting has a considerable opponent for now desu

can the dodgers please put up a fight against colorado for this last game and please sneak away with just ONE win against the fucking pebbles
some of us are in a fucking wild card race and free wins dont really make it fair

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red sox vs rays
>>78177643
>>78177643
>>78177643

TankBowl day 3
SF Giants vs CWS White Sox (#3 of 3)

1:10 PM ET | 12:10 PM CT | 10:10 AM PT

>>78178426
>>78178426
>>78178426

>>78175166
>TFW you and your chola gf get a whole section to yourselves

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stop out-tanking us detoilet reeeeeee

we get it lifelongs, indians are good
please discuss baseball

>>78169639

Anon, as a yuro I think I can say that I have seen more americans saying baseball is boring than yuros themselves.

I can tell you right now that nobody in my family or friends/work colleagues circles has ever even watched 5 mins of the first inning of a baseball game, if you ask people here they just have never watched baseball at all.

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Jose Bautista has 151 strikeouts

>>78179276
I saw some cricket highlights the other day and it was OK. Sub 4 sub and we can blog eachother?

>>78179276
>as a yuro
Not anymore lol

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>>78179406

>Implying I am not a filthy yuro inmigrant.

>>78179559
Are you polish?

>Aaron Sanchez still can't get the blisters to stop

in be4 shutdown, Boras bitchfit and subsequent offseason trade. Still not talking to his former buddy Stroman. He can go. Fuck it. He's never getting to that next level.

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>>78179723
No but polish people are bros.

>>78179313
What happened

>>78180151
he had his diamond jubilee

>>78179758
What happened to that young man who had a nervous breakdown

>>78179886
Eastern Yuro tho right?

>>78180529

No.

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Runs wtf???

>old, fat

old/fat

>the city of old/fat

>megashitty t___s

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>>78181100
What the fuck are you then?

Only shit here is Pakis, Indians, Arabs, Caribbean niggas, African niggas, Asians with weird eyes, and Eastern Yuros.

Milkmen!

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>white sux actually thought they would outtank >us

LMAO

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