Bundesliga

>>78163685
nah just post julia

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>>78163751
You sure you want this?

>>78164111
pls

hello
>buyern

>>78169169
don't understand why at least one of robbery didn't start

time for wontorra

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>>78169503
>grandpa Quasimodo
>no era cut in man

Yeah, those two senile chaps really are the sole thing keeping Buyern top 5 right now. Still makes me laugh how the entire summer Costa was blamed for everything that is wrong in the world and then Coman and James are bottom of the barrell winger-garbage.

Top fucking kek.

>>78169708
they should have got Granalenko, right?

Hello
Time for Breakfast

Who /dopa/ here?

>watching DoPa

>>78169850
/wontorra/ here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWyyOoSDPU

>not watching dopa

>getting excited about the probably most predictable show in grman television

>Dopa qts are not exiting

>>78169765
for example, they should have bought Sahne last year too.

>>78169901
they need a real granate like hazard
not signing bernardo silva for 50m was a big mistake

>>78169859
>>78169933
Pep Guardiola never coached a bad team.

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bares für rares is the only thing worth watching on german tv

>>78169765
You are now aware that Yarmolenko was in Munich and was going to sign a contract, until Uli interceded and said they need a "GRANATE" and they got CHAMEZ on loan instead.

>>78169901
That was the plan. They wanted to fuck over Schalke by waiting for the clause to enable in the following summer. They wanted to do the ol' "well wait a year and getem on the cheap". Instead Sahnehäubchen got a better offer and went to city instead.
In retrospect 50 million for Sahnetorte seems like a steal.

The 2nd guy they should have gotten was DeBryune. They also wanted him for cheap and he also got a better offer from England.

Buyern fucked up senpai.

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>its snowing

Will there be VAR in the Champions League?

>>78170150
I don't know

>>78170109
proof?

>>78170023
I watch RfB and Servus TV about once a month. that's literally my TV experience.

>>78170023
>>78170207
ARTE has some pretty good stuff.

they'll buy Brandt next summer
he'll suck

Lasagne scored a brace for Leeds

>>78170217
Magische Gärten is comfy as fuck

>>78170217
>ARTE
that's german-french tv

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>>78170190
pic from this morning

>>78170267
thanks

>>78170229
huh

If paying taxes was voluntary, how much of your income would you pay?

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Lasso MotM.

>>78170327
its impossible to answer that question. theres like a million things to consider. but i can tell you something: way less than the current percentage

>>78170327
what about you, whats your stance on the matter

>>78170327
nothing

>>78170240
this

>>78170267
Nice, can't wait for the comfy seasons to start. Want a nice Herbst first though.

>>78170359
>its impossible to answer that question
go fuck yourself

>customers about to lose the title to consumers
ebin

>>78170365
who pays for the streets and sewer system

Watched a 1.5h long autistic documentary about chateau chambord on arte once. Great way to escape reality.

>>78170379
it gets privatised

>>78170343
Well his playing style is as british as it gets. Big, strong weak technique but an eye for the goal.

>>78170327
~25% percent but also this >>78170359

>>78170372
rude

>>78170379
the people who use them

>>78170369
I'm more of a summer guy myself so looking out of the window can be pretty depressing during this time of the year.

>>78170412
>rude
see >>78170372

ugh

am I kawaii ughuuu

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>>78170432

>>78170461
>Bayern sollte sich von stars wie Lewandowski trennen

B-but what happened to "mia san mia"?

What happened to the "he has the Bayern-gen"?

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>>78170439
no

>>78170483
fucking Wikihow lel

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>>78170490
yes

>>78170461
>dude just make your own players lmaoo
who was the last great player from la masia?

shaqiri, choupo-moting and diouf play for stoke

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>>78170474
delet this

>>78170502
Sergi Roberto I think, who isn't great but at least decent.
>You now realise that David Alaba was the last youth player who made it into the bayern squad, but even he can't be considered as a real homegrown player.

>>78170461
> NLZ

Meine Fresse, als ob da jedes Jahr auch nur 1 ~guter Bundesspieler ausgekackt wird. Die sind doch megast behindert diese Drecks Buyernhurrensöne.

>>78170504
>Diouf
Didn't knew that he's still around. Don't know why, but I thought that he's one of the players who are stealing a living in the CSL

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>>78170439

>>78170398
are you denmark in disguise

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Friendly reminder that today is the first match of our gril Bibi as the head referee of a Buli match.

>>78170399
i understand

>>78170416
i understand

>>78170424
winter can be very peaceful. other than that im on your side

>>78170749
piss off you sexist swine

>>78170555
checked

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>>78170764
make me

Re-watching Doppelpass right now.

Does Paul Breitner have what Gerd Müller has?

Muh VAR.

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come on, shake your bundes

>>78170267
hnngggggggg comfy as shit

>>78170908
brain damage due to alcoholism? yes

>>78170150
Probably not, they need this last season to earn money on refballing

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>>78170927
whoop whoop

>bauern
loma

Fortuna is literally unstoppable.
#FILU

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Can this nerd safe the Bajan?

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strong, weak technique

>>78170555
He seems to mostly play as a right wingback nowadays. It's kind of weird.

>>78171055
>when start your post over and over, look for an image, decide to write something else again and then you accidentally hit the "post" button
alcohol was a mistake

>>78171060
Well he's quite paceful, but his decison making and defensive workrate are improvable to say the least.

>>78170729
I don't like flat lands

>>78171088
* when you start

Maybe I should go back to bed again

>>78170927
shake shake shake

>>78170749
If shes on her period, how many red cards will there be?

>>78171184
nasty

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>>78171184
at least one more than when she's not on her period amirite

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>The absolute state of tm.de Buyern customer tantrums

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>>78171209
>the mental state of customers

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How brutal will he dominate Schlacke and expose the pizza man?

>be Bayern
>BVB wins the championship
>buy all their shares
>BVB belongs to Bayern now
>this means Bayern is the German champion

>>78171254
who is this guy, looks like a white Leitner

>>78171298
He's the white Kanté.

>>78171288
hmmm....

>>78171209
>Sehe Bayern weiter vor PSG in der Offensive mit Lewandowski, Robben, Müller/James/Ribery

TM really does attract the biggest idiots, doesn't it?

>>78171324
Yes, the whole place is a constant cycle of
>emotionally fueled overreaction
>Woah, let's not overreact now
>overreaction in the opposite direction

>>78171288
Cant argue with that. Solid reasoning.

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>>78171254
>Implying a turbo manlet will be able to stop Texas brave Weston James Earl McKennie.
boyyy flamengo

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>>78163685
wow shes fucking cute. I don't visit these threads. Who is she?
complimentary image added

>>78171377
She's our gurl Julia Görges

>>78171209
>lewa will be gone by the end of this season
>robbery one injury away from retirement
>müller is a shitter that talks too much
>james barely played and didnt really proof himself in any way so far

yes really a world class offensive

>>78171377
isn't she görgeous?

>>78171392
coman is the future la next Henry

>>78171359
*steals your ball*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hpBpoznrHk

Nada personal, chico.......

>>78171351
I think it's the market value autism that makes TM attract that crowd. I'd hate it, if my favourite's team only club forum was on TM, thankfully the austriansoccerboard exists

>>78171209
>reading TM forum
just kys

I only go to TM to watch butthurt customers.

>>78171468
>austrian soccer board
I was there about 5-6 years ago before a GER-AUT match and in my opinion a lot of people there aren't any less deluted/autistic than on tm.de

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>>78171390
>>78171402
The tennis player? a cute. thanks anons. have a webm. I shall take my leave

I only go on tm to c&p some news into /bundes/.

>Nach Nicolai Müller (29, Kreuzbandriss) und Aaron Hunt (31, Muskelfaserriss) muss der Hamburger SV verletzungsbedingt auch auf Filip Kostic (24) verzichten. Der Serbe, der am Freitag bei der 0:2-Niederlage gegen RB Leipzig nach 37 Minuten ausgewechselt werden musste, erlitt ebenfalls einen Muskelfaserriss und wird wohl mindestens vier Wochen fehlen.
Sportdirektor Jens Todt will daher nicht ausschließen, dass sein Klub in den kommenden Tagen noch einen derzeit vereinslosen Spieler unter Vertrag nimmt.

>when you did a lousy job in the summer and your squad is so thin that you have to consider to panic "buy" free agent players.
just HIV things

>>78170461
>>78171209
can someone tl;dr to english

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>have work today and will miss Schalke

>>78171601
first one is Effenberg saying that Buyern shouldn't buy expensive players like Lewandowski demands and focus on youth academy instead.

second one is deluded Buyern customer saying that they have a better offence than PSG.

>>78171601
According to Stefan "DER TIGER" Effenberg, buyern should sell Lewandowski because he's starting to get bitchy and they have a new youth academy anyway to get their next mir-san-mir ̶s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶r̶ mong.

>>78171519
It's a nice place, it's just that international football makes the biggest idiots come out of the woodwork.

>>78171598
someone post the webm pls

>>78171638
what do you work?

>>78171673
im a janitor

>>78170461
Effe is right though

If Buyern doesnt want to dig out the Festgeldkonto and sell more of it's shares to investors to get new players, they should go the route of having a proper youth academy instead. but that means there might be a few seasons when they won't be Meister any more, so it's a double edged sword

>>78171692
booohh

Welcome to BVB, Thomas Müller | 50 Goals & Skills Highlights

>>78171692
thats nice. how much do you earn?

>>78171647
>>78171645
kek, thank you lads

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>>78171660

>>78171695
effe is wrong though. the problem are not the players, the problem is the entire lazy staff. the rummeniggers etc. who don't want to work anymore but prefer to take the easy route: cry a lot, try to crash bundesliga with no survivors by bringing foreign investors in and become a german man city.

>>78171673
I work in the stockroom of a yuppie retail store

>>78171737
>aua aua mein kreuzband

>>78171720
He's a janitor.

>>78171737
>Müller

BASED SANDHOUSEN

>>78171738
that's not so bad either though. The Bulls have circumvented 50+1 already, same with Wolfsburg and Leverkusen and Hoffenheim. More investors means more money and thus more excitement.

It's a shitty rule held up by buyern-cucks who want to keep the bundes under their thumb

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Yaaaaaaaas Düsseldorf slay

>handegg this evening

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have to many things to watch T___T

This way I will never find time for my gf

>>78171802
>falling for the gf meme

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>>78171737
Am I a bad person for laughing at this? It puts a smile on my face every time I see it, because of how retarded this whole situation is.

>>78171786
>Leverkusen circumvented 50+1
>Founded in 1904 and their structure was in place way before 50+1 existed
Plus they have the GOAT youth development system

>sell Lewy to Madrid
>buy Obama and Werner with the money
How would that make Bayern worse?

>>78171821
Yeah, being a literally vice-champion meme really hits the spot. Still better than Scheiße 04 though.

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>>78171839
You missed the point entirely

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>>78171851
Is the point fat?

>>78171821
don't think you understand how rules/laws work

>>78171866
Kc tier
>>78171869
Don't think you know what a grandfather clause is

>Poonion Berlin

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>>78171886
Based Düsseldorf

>>78171897
did the Kemme meme go too far?

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>>78171897
>tfw she got impregnated by some other man than you

>>78171897
Literally who can stop us?
Who /FORTUNA/ here?

>>78171878
>some common law bullshit
k

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>>78171930
Why aren't you at the game?

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What's the reaction to zis referee appointment? Does Lothar want to fugg her :DDD

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>>78171972
>Alt

>top club in germany's biggest city and capital
>plays in euro league
>plays in the most iconic stadium of the country
>can't fill the stands
>the communist state of berlin

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>>78172014
I think that this means you should listen to merkel and inport more rapefugees. You wouldn't want to keep the stadia empty would you?

>>78172014
don't summon him

Hertha vs. Bremen is on and we're going to watch this match together
http://www.katesports.ml/p/sports-18-hd_10.html

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>trying to bait with 3 years old /bintpol/ banter
doesnt even deserve a (You)

Nice save

Spent a few hours in a Genossenschaftsdorf, like a full-sized museum village.

Now to watch some football and then at least the ending of the final stsge of the Vuelta.

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>that Stark header
so close

>>78172099
that would have been a Plattenhardt assist, too

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>>78172121

>>78172099
Why is weiser considered a midfielder in comunio ??

>>78172086
>the ending of the final stsge of the Vuelta
why? it's gonna be boring af

>>78172136
Just want to see if Magnus Cort or Soren Krag can do something. Cort won the stage last year.

>>78172146
What's wrong with Magnus carlsen?

>>78172130
Beats me. But comunio has to make a decision if a player can basically play 3-4 different positions. Same with Gurreiro

>>78171786
There are enough German oligarch billionaires around. Fucking Klatten/Quandts could easily pump their moneys into Buyern. Hoeneß would help saving taxes.

>>78172237
Um, sweety Buyern is literally part owned by:

>Adidas
>Telekom
>Allianz
>Audi

Buyern already has sugar daddies.

>>78172256
Mad?

>>78170365
>switzerland

what else did I expect. better close those borders and hoard our gold right ? you guys have no morals.

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>>78172270
>all around me are familiar faces...

>>78172287
>Throo gomos ployod

>>78170749
I think that's a good thing, I still cant believe there isnt a single female player in the Bundesliga. Fucking ridiculous to try to force them to play in a lesser "womens league" instead. There should be a quota to have atleast like 3 females in the starting 11

>>78172303
Cant wait to shitpost next week when Buyern draws to Mainz.

>>78172237
why would they invest in a failed league like Bundesliga ? The future is elsewhere.

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>>78172338
*Draws against 10 men freiburg*

>>78172338
>Schluchtenscheißer
>not a Buyern customer

I am surprised tbqh lads

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>>78172354
*loses to Hoffenheim and blames the ballboy*

>>78172349
>failed league like Bundesliga
huh?

>>78172372
huh huh huh ?!

>>78172338
>he thinks it's still 2015/16

[Current Year] Mainz is depressingly bad at times, they're just trying to stay up nowadays

>>78172383
Wait and see Alpenratte, wait and see.

invest in FC BERLIN

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Rollz_Royce サッカー - Y E L L O W + D U R E A M U

>>78172399
I used to like how Mainz played, but you can't deny that the last season was a development into the wrong direction

>>78172458
Youre 100% right, but youre forgetting one key variable.

Buyern is playing Anderlecht in the CL this week.

Steinhaus is thicc.

>>78172452
ッ

>>78172484
Most German women are built like fridges senpai.

>>78172452
A E S T H E T I C
B U N D E S

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BIBI A GOAT

What the actual fuck was Bauer doing

>>78172503
Hi test la

bauer was watching his potatoes lol

>that Vorteilsregelauslegung
Where were you when women confirmed for being the goat refs?

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HA HO HE
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H
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H
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>watching this snorefest
I thought this was the >schalke waiting room

>>78172569
That's a very ugly word

>>78172577
it is the waiting room. the main event of the entire week IS schalke wrecking mercedes.

>>78172587
no

women referees where a mistake

>>78172608
Yes
>>78172598
Good post

>schuttgart
>schalke

>>78172587
that's a very ugly post >:^(

that's a big woman

>>78172626
>Pest
>Cholera

>>78172632
Pls delet

>>78172635
4U

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how old is bartels? he looks like he's the older brother of van persie.
>he's actually 30

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>>78172635
For you

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>>78172657

>playing the mighty anderlecht

whelp RIP in peace

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>>78172657
Congratulations, you got yourself a goal.

Whats the next step of your master plan?

>>78170461
I still think it's funny the furthest Lewandowski ever got in the CL was with Dortmund

>>78172698
His fault for being a greedy af ungrateful polack

>>78172657
>>78172667
>>78172680
Someone please post the pic of the entire Bremen team going full CIA

>>78172773
I don't have :DDD

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>>78172773

>>78172869
Ugh, you dont get to bring friends.

I need a new phone. Which one do you have? thinking about going fully mobile these days and getting rid of my laptop

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>>78172882
Get an iphone senpai.

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halftime qts?

>UPDATE

Finnbogason (4 goals)

Leckie, Lewandowski, Uth, Werner (3 goals)

>>78172904
You start

>>78172904
it's already over

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>>78172904

>>78172935
He said qts, not talent-less 5/10s.

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78172914
stop replying to me homo

>>78172914
yes

>>78172935
qt

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/karten/1-bundesliga/2017-18/0/fairplay-tabelle.html

>>78172966
>HIV
>7 yellow cards in only 3 games
dirty thugs

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>>78172966
>the absolute state of the birthplace of nazism.

Anyone else not rating Bosz?

>>78172935
Her prime was the first season of skins, after that her face got weird

>>78172980
this is the power of dutch coaching

>>78172979
>t. taschentuchel

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>>78173010
>I dont rate Bosz

Let's be honest here.

Schalke is currently probably the best team in the league.

>Gagelmann next to Webb
wew

>>78172882
I bought huawei honorx6 recently. Breddy gud. Expandable memory and very good battery

>>78173085
>being poor

>>78173010
really rate him tßh. i love that instead of doing the usual "yeah freiburg are a great club that's always dangerous bla bla" he does the total opposite and roasts the team, saying this should have been an easy win.

>>78173091
>t. spends 700€ for a 250€ phone

>>78173105
yeh but instead of roasting them how about winning

>>78173091
iPhone battery is shit t. former iPhone user
Also
>Spending hundreds of dollars on a cellphone when you can get a perfectly good one for $150 used that performs as well or better
I bet you're the porn addicted austrian

DELANEY GOTT TIER

Delaneymark

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>>78173117
>I bet you're the porn addicted austrian
No, this is Chad "Austrian" shareholder.

>>78172882
My friends got me a Huwaei p8 lite for my birthday. It's my first smartphone so I can't really compare, but I'm quite happy with it so dar.

I rate Delaney

jetzt ist die wurst warm in berlin :DD

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>>78173105
>talks shit about freiburg
>can't even beat their 10-men side
lmao, what a moron

>>78173116
meat needs to be roasted before you can enjoy it

mmhm nootka

>>78173182
Thats what she said.

>>78173060
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>2006 betrug der Anteil der Muslime an der Gelsenkirchener Gesamtbevölkerung 20 %.

t. Serdar Yildirim from Gelsenkirchen-Hassel

>Ossis being mad

lmao

>>78173168
yeah because they didnt beat a 10 men freiburg who stood with 10 men in their goal and had 10% possession he roasted them. this was a must win. what he said was way better than making excuses and saying dortmund played good, muh länderspielpause etc.

Oh my God Cornelius scored for Atalanta today.

>replying to obvious bait with some totally unrelated shitposting
/pol/tards
are mentally weak desu

>>78173196
four players from gelsenkirchen are NT players (Özil, Gündogan, Neuer, Draxler)

islam = world cup domination

>>78173237
Yes

>>78173242
#respect

omg there's literally memes itt

LOL

>>78173242
#notallmuslims #nothingtodowithislam

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>>78173222
*loses to Hannover*
*gets dominated by Stuttgart*

Lmao

>>78173242
>Timo Werner, Antonio Rüdiger, Sami Khedira, Mario Gomez, Joshua Kimmich, Sebastian Rudy, Bernd Leno

Hope your alcohol-ridden brain is still able to count, Kevin-Pascal.

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I'm the memest

>>78173306
wew

>>78173306
me on the left

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>>78171402
super rude!

>Don't call me Gorgeous! German star gets the ump over name calling
>Don't call me Gorgeous!' Not a phrase you imagine many female tennis players uttering.
>In the glam chick environment that is the WTA Tour, where short skirts, tanned limbs and pouting photo shoots sell, it would seem to be the ultimate form of flattery.
>Except that for Julia Goerges it is a distortion of a surname which has become the bane of her tennis life.
>Goerges should be pronounced 'Gur-ges' with a hard letter g in each case - like 'gurgle'. That proved beyond English umpire Graeme Jones during the German's 7-6, 6-2 victory over Mathilde Johansson on Court 16 yesterday lunchtime.
>Jones fumbled his way around all manner of pronunciations, most of them variations of Gorgeous and all tickling the spectators. Finally, Goerges had had enough, walking over to Jones to correct him.
>Trouble is, her surname has spawned the nickname with which the 22-year-old brunette is now stuck, to her irritation.
>'Honestly, I don't really like it,' she said. 'It's just that people sometimes read my name and can't pronounce it because they haven't heard it before, especially in America. You can make the joke once but you don't have to do it two or three or four times in a row. It's getting to really annoy me.
>'I'm not the type of girl who tries to make herself more glamorous. I want to show what I can do in tennis and it has nothing to do with how you look on court. If you're good-looking on court, it doesn't win any matches.'
>[...]
>'You say to yourself that maybe one day you can show them what is inside you.' In reaching the third round at Wimbledon, she is doing just that. Just don't call her Gorgeous.

wtf, why did he dive?

BIBI

ah yes, the videobeweis should be renamed to the bayernbeweis (BB). literally no other team than bayern is allowed to profit from the bayernbeweis. after all, the bayernbeweis can only help bayern to win the bayernwinslol and the bayernpokal. REALLY make me think.

>>78173459
that was no penalty

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>>78173420

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>>78173420
i want to be killed by big tits suffocation

>>78173459
The fuck are you talking about? Just this match day it was used well in several games.

>that corner
ayy lmao, rppmey-tier

>bre""""men""""

>>78173513
you're not alone

>>78173495
yes she is autistic and even tends to have outspergs.

>schalke - stuttgart

sky pls...

wonderful match for bibi in the best city between some historically big clubs

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>best city

>>78173832
to each his own

>>78173832
in germany*

>inb4 sören starts complaining about how shitty Berlin is and that Frankfurt and München are much better and finally drops his trap folder because he has zero carguments to prove his retarded views

>>78173640
Not truth

>this one guy who is desperate for someone to post traps
ugh

I don't even know what a Sören is anymore desu. Everyone is insulting everyone with it and it feels like it became on of those cringey meme buzzwords like cück.
thanks for reading

>>78173976
Sören = Ronny

>>78174011
hmmm...

HOLY FUCK TAKE RENATO BACK HES FUCKING TERRIBLE

>>78174075
;^)

>>78174075
kek, thanks for taking care of him for a year

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>>78174075
BITCH YOU KNOW ABOUT ME, RIDIN ROUND WIT THAT HEAT
COUNTIN THAT 4 G'S
GOT THAT YELLOW BITCH IN MY SEAT
ION FUCK AROUND WITH SHEEPS
I'M TALKIN BOUT THAT LOUD, FREE MY BRO TYLEE
ITS IN JUNE WHEN HE GET OUT WE GONE KICK IN A HOUSE
AND HIT HIS THANG FOR A COUPLE THOUSANDS'

>Badstuber is ded again
not suprised desu

>>78174075
PASSING TO MY TEAMMATES, THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

>>78174266
Lel

>>78174075
Dont be fooled by what you see on the field. The German media regularly releases a new article about how Barcelona and Real Madrid both wanted to loan Sanches from Bayern and how he chose Swansea instead.

HOW MANY SCHALKES CAN A SCHALKER SCHALK BEFORE YOU CAN CALL HIM A SCHALKE

>Tedesco sucking off sweaty ruhrpott balls to get on the good side with schalke fans
predictable

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Beware the golden fabg

>>78174351
this
I bet it will work

>Delaney joins Bremen in the winter
>already Captain

How can one man be such a giga Chad?

>>78174423
Of course it will. Schalke fans are fucking stupid.

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FUCK YES SCHALKE

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>Jeszt sind sie kwaaasi genausoschlau wie ssuvor
Can't stand Fußs voice desu.

>>78174482
same with Papa in Hamburg

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is there any other huge titted tennis players like halep?

Remember that is a little over 2 months christkindlmarkts will be open :)

>>78174586
Halep had a breast reduction surgery senpai

>>78174591
>Winter
don't remind me please

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>>78163685
he's so handsome

>>78174538
who took my picture?

I have something handsome in my pants if you catch my drift :3

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Wir sind die Jungs aus Cannstatt vom VfB,
wir folgen unserer Mannschaft, wollen sie siegen sehn',
unsere Farben sind weiß und rot, stehen zusammen bis in den Tod.

>>78174622
Best time of the year you pleb

ERA BENALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll