/cric/

wogs eternally btfo

>>78163477
[2]

when's Ireland going to play a fucking test

>>78163377
love this pic

>Hilfenshit

>>78167453
[2]
Tho I feel like I get 5x the number of matches via tinder or whatever reason

>>78167652
don't really go for one if I'm honest, don't think many people actually bother reading them

>>78167947
are posties tradies lads?

>>78167957
they wear high vis and that's good enough for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJFWirQ3ks

need a cricket mate from India

chatting with an elite whale on tinder lads wish there was a way to get a sloppy one without being seen in public with her if you feel me

BrainiacBash>Boreblock

>>78168610
[2]

>>78167453
seems that way cause it pushes top profiles to the top to an even greater extent than tinder, if you dont have a top profile you're gonna get less matches than you do on tinder though

>>78167652
Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>>78163477
>>78167453
>>78167502
>>78167652
>>78167925
>>78167947
>>78168046
>>78168145
>>78168462
EYB

>>78169020
definitely have a top profile mate

>>78169121
based straff

might buy a 4chan banner ad to promote the ashes on /sp/

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What did Nigel Farage mean by this?

Do you reckon Straffo has ever been on a date in his life?

>>78169716
that would violate his principle of "never trust anyone" in his own words

The buffet breakfast tomorrow morning is 7am - 11am. My flight is at 12.30. How long should I spend at breakfast?

>>78169821
4 hours

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>>78169832
eggcelent

>>78169872
aI'm so tired. I hate waking up every day and being me. Everything is too fucking hard. Going about my day, talking to people, even things I'm supposed to like. If it wasn't for some people that care for me for whatever reason I'd do it right now but now I'm starting to resent my friends and family for being the reason I'm not hanging from somewhere
I hate everything and I want to die

>I’m at a KFC in Doreen and Catch My Disease is playing. What did I do to deserve this?

Being a fat piece of shit who eats KFC?

who exactly is straffo's tweets directed at

>>78169895
the only people who read them, /sp/ and bigfooty

AHAHAHAH STRAFFO ACTUALLY FLEW TO SYDNEY ONLY TO SEE ESSENDONE GET FUCKING DEMOLISHED BY THE BLOODS

>>78169877
alright jooce91

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erm

>4 hours in a buffet breakfast
>kfc for lunch

holy fuck it's no wonder he is such a fat cunt

Finland v Estonia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6700_ByO0Tk

Reminder that Straffposters are literally more pathetic than Straff

>>78170123
nice

finally we will find out what the pitches are like in finland

>setting your camera up square of the wicket

not to sure about this camera view lads

>>78169955
Cunt

the little brown tweaker for finland looks to be getting some nice flight lads

>The city of Nathan Collins

estonia's khurram butt appears to be a dogged right handed opening bat

>>78170233
sweden*

finland are batting

>>78170123
it's cool how Russia has a domestic competition

>>78170262
lol nvm are started watching an old stream by accident

tell me about peter gallagher, looks to have shots

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>>78169970
KEK

wish finbro was here

idea: tinder with only Asian girls on it

wish I were black

>>78170298
Just go to China

I wonder if tinder is blocked by their government

>>78170390
could move to Sydney too, might have the same effect

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HMMM

>>78170433
wtf that's my daughter

>>78170433
definitely a bot
good laugh though

is there a faggier band than brand new

>>78170525
Bright Eyes

The Devil and God are Raging Inside me is a great album you fucking mong

>>78170642
what does ur boyfriend think about it

>>78170657
homophobia is not tolerated in /cric/

>>78170642
deja entendu is honestly the lesser evil

is shinedown /cric/ approved?

what % of banner ad money do the jannies get?

not sure if my dog just has a virus or if this is really the end

>>78170746
taken it to a vet yet?

>>78170751
i dunno if you can on sunday defo will tomorrow

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Hasn't moved out of bed in about 24 hours

might end it all

>>78170809
such a shitty thing to go through as a pet owner

that rick and morty show everyone loves looks fucking shit

>>78170818
i know dude it may just be an acute thing tho i guess

>>78170863
its funny at times but most episodes are shit

>>78170888
seems very reddit

i need to take it easy with the drinking and drugs lads :(

wake up every morning feeling like a freight train has hit me

>>78170902
nah just keep doing them

>>78170809
>>78170875
just go to the fucking vet, you fucking retard

>i dunno if you can on sunday
https://www.rspca.org.uk/adviceandwelfare/pets/findavet
https://findavet.rcvs.org.uk/home/
https://www.bluecross.org.uk/veterinary
https://www.vets-now.com/

think coming off my anti-depressants and skipping all appointments with my psych wasn't the best idea in hindsight

>>78170923
he only started getting ill yesterday tho, surely may as well give it 48 hours?

>>78170947
what harm will it do taking it in now, could be the difference between life and death

>>78170902
it makes me feel like shit too but a few days later when my mood 'peaks' again im up for it again and the sad cycle continues

janny taken the weekend off i rkn

Do the mods have a grudge against /cric /?

>>78171152
yeah

since no mods or jannies watch cricket these threads got pretty unregulated and now every time a new janny gets recruited they try to shut it down
same thing happens to /nrl/, au/sp/ and /bundes/

>>78171218
> that brief period where /cric/ dies after 3/4 of the posters get banned

my life is empty then

need a gf

>>78171135
nah he deleted a few posts further up after some kiwi reported them

really wouldn't mind an asian gf right about now lads

In a lengthy interview with a local television channel, Younis rebuffed an offer from PCB chairman Najam Sethi to attend a farewell event to honour three recent big-name retirees: Misbah-ul-Haq, Shahid Afridi, and Younis himself.

"I don't think this farewell matters now," Younis said in an interview with Geo. "What is the use after Misbah and I retired in May this year? In other countries, former captains or stalwarts are given farewells within days of their retirement. I don't see the use of this farewell now and I'm not after any money. Someone from the PCB called me and invited me and said I would receive a handsome amount but I have decided not to go because whatever I have seen in the PCB or have gone through when I was playing is not something I can forget."

The board has been keen on a farewell for some time, but now looks to have been given the cold shoulder by at least two of them, with Afridi also reportedly unlikely to attend. There were earlier plans of a farewell for Afridi, but that was shelved after the T20I series against West Indies in 2016 did not materialise. And while Younis and Misbah had looked the picture of contentment upon their retirement after a last-gasp series win in the West Indies, it appears - at least in Younis' view - that had little to do with the PCB.

Over the years, Younis has expressed his unhappiness with the board over a number of matters. The latest seems to centre around his contractual status immediately after his retirement. While his contract was set to expire at the end of June, he said his salary for the last 45 days was deducted because he retired on May 14. "I informed the board about this [my contractual situation] but I never expected them to deduct the amount. It is not a sign of respect for a senior player. They also did the same with Misbah."

A number of his grievances had to do with incidents strewn across his playing career that he believed showed the lack of respect the PCB afforded its senior players. "There are so many examples," he said. "Ask Inzamam (ul-Haq) who is chief selector now. Was he not stopped at the Gaddafi stadium main gate? Ask Misbah, was he not told during a Pakistan camp at the stadium that he can't bring his car into the stadium?

"There are so many incidents and they hurt. At one time there were no LCDs, refrigerators or phones in the rooms at the NCA where the players stayed. All the facilities were for administrative block."

>>78170680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazu5htQT4I

always joked about considering suicide but i've started feeling like i really could do it for the first time

i was on the train platform earlier and it was like, what would be stopping me from just jumping in front of the train. there's nothing stopping me, i could just do it and that would be that and it would be over

>>78171505
shut up and get on the bloody tracks

going vet lads

>>78171525
>>78171505
>shut up and get on the bloody tracks
Shut up and get your life on track*

>>78171550
[2]

>>78171550
end your life, on the track*

>>78171550
tendulker only performed on flat-tracks*

>>78171573
lara only performed on flat-tracks*

Ponting>Tendulkar>Lara

I find the most erotic part of a cricketer is the box

>>78171613
yeah for sure

I have trouble running between the wickets since I always wear a box that's two sizes too big

1. Most of the music I like is bands few have heard of. Yet I like enough hugely famous bands to seem mainstream (Oh how emo)

2. Nothing makes me laugh more than a topical news related Radio show from 3 years ago.

3. My "Favourite" and "Best I've seen/heard" in many things are often different.

4. I've quit my current job twice but have wound up back there yet again.

5. My seemingly large ego is for the most part purely for jokes

6. Most people who know me in "real life" would have no concept about what I'm like at the football on the weekend. My continued lack of a voice on Mondays baffle all.

7. I can best be described as a merging of George Costanza, Cosmo Kramer and GOB Bluth.

8. I have countless pseudonyms. Among them are Steven Snell and Armitage Shanks.

9. I never fail to spot undercover Ticket Inspectors.

10. The most important thing when I go out somewhere is my MP3 player. Without it the train rides would be unbearable.

11. I really quite like Titanic.

12. I prefer Pepsi over Coke. Futurama to The Simpsons. Batman to Superman. Rain to Sun. I'm just different.

13. I love Shaun Micallef, but can't go past Tony Martin for the title of funniest man in Australia.

14. I love cold weather and rain. I'm a cold, bitter person.

15. I would one day like to be a film director

16. 95% of the time, despite saying I concede defeat, I think I'm right

17. Everyday I will listen to at least one of Johnny B Goode, Gimme Shelter or Takin' Care of Business. Usually on the way to work.

18. I'm not as obsessed with Superman or Batman as people may claim I am.

19. I think that if you're going to offend someone, you may as well do it properly.

>>78171656
thought his facebook was on private, how did you get this?

20. I used to have a 20GB MP3 player. I filled it. I invested in a 60GB MP3 player. I've now filled this one. I'm screwed.

21. My favourite Essendon memory is either ANZAC Day 2003 or the first Carlton game in 2008.

22. I know almost every Twilight Zone off by heart.

23. I'll always choose comfort over style.

24. I keep in contact with numerous people from the year below me at school, yet no-one from my own year.

25. February 28 is without question my most hated day of the year. If you don't know why then the odds are high you never will.

>>78171656
>>78171664
wow this guy seems really brooding and interesting
bet he has to beat the girls off with a stick

>>78171664
>February 28 is without question my most hated day of the year
never get over this

that new it movie looks shit

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>>78171613
>Ponting>Tendulkar>Lara

>>78171749
objectively correct though

Lara really was a very selfish player that used to skip tours if he thought he'd do shit in them

love always being comfortably the best looking bloke in the room

name one of tendulkar's shots that is as well played as the ponting pull

you cant

>>78171822
honestly it's hard to name a single shot in the history of cricket better than Ponting doing a pull

DANIEL'S THOUGHTS
>Boult-Southee
Pair of overrated trundlers maybe

>>78171850
mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f230k0f1Im0

>>78171865
hated those thick black cuffs tbqh

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>>78171865

>>78171653
Lol

howling at that rajibul straffo thing

love the smell of stale semen

run out of people on bumble lads

>>78171889
explain please

would love to penetrate straffos cavernous anus

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>>78172077
McGrath was an atrocious batsman and he hit a six on his way to 61*

>>78171889
love how gilchrist straight up says "what the fuck"

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always laugh at this even if it is a bit of a normie meme

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just going through my cric folder if you didn't already realise lads x

estonia btfo

>>78171505
think that's normal lad

>>78172229
Fucking hated that cunt

>>78172235
didn't Bailey smash him for 20 or some shit off his last over before he fled Australia half way through a series like a coward?

Just worked out that I have spent over $25,000 on cocaine in the last few years as a low income earner

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>>78172381

>>78172467
love this one

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ama

>>78172343
this is my favourite, everyone of those faces is hilarious

need ireland to reunify just so we can get the irish flag on scorecards instead of that shitty clover logo

dog staying vet over night lads

>>78172348
fuck i hate threadcunt, hope he gets hit by a bus before the ashes

>>78172739
doggo ok?

>>78172759
not sure yet, i guess he'll either get better or he wont

>>78172793
cant argue with that

>>78171613
lara>ponting>tendulkar u mean

>>78172793
you did the right thing taking him

I'm sorry, but did the black caps already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the 24th over. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The black caps are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the group stages for how many weeks now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the group stages who just happen to have a lead because they're homebabbies. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The black caps are one of the best fucking teams in cricket, they went 8-0 in the world cup so far. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the black caps win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the strayanss just scored a single, just like the saffas did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-kiwi topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

just googled pointing, lara and tendulkars daughters and its

Lara>Tendulka>Pointing

>>78172857
have any of them had sons?
I know Ponting had one and I will be studying his future closely

>>78172880
pointing has a son

>>78172793
May the puppers slip tite

>>78172905
yeah I said that mate

hoc

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cannot wait for Austin Waugh to debut for Australia lads

actually he was playing a few months ago and did fucking shit

>>78172968
Stone cold Steve Waugh Austin

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https://youtu.be/QIdfD_faXCY

Based Bulju absolutely wrecked /cric/ BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>78172956
sorry mate, its getting a bit late

tendulka has a son
lara does not

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>>78172998
Sachin has both

still livid McGrath's new slag isn't letting his sons play cricket

Our NEW $5 Lunch featuring Smoky BBQ Crunch will satisfy all your crunchy, saucy needs with a piece of Smoky BBQ Crunch, one Wicked Wing, a regular Potato & Gravy, regular Chips and a 250ml can of Pepsi Max

>>78172252
he literally retired to keep his test bowling average under 30, look at it now it's literally 29.96 or something
thats exactly the kind of thing we would do

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>>78173025

>>78173034
yeah can't fucking stand him for scurrying off like that. There really is no excuse for leaving mid series unless you're genuinely unwell like Trott
don't respect Martyn for doing it either

pisses me off that he has the gall to then make fun of KP who put everything on the time for a country that he wasn't even born in

>>78173174
yeah am defo team kp
fuck that ugly cunt swann and cloudy skies anderson

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>Swann's GRANDMOTHER blames 'a certain Australian' for England spinner's shock retirement
>'There is something gone wrong there and I blame the Australian players. Not all the Australian players, a certain one,' said Mina Swann to The Journal.

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what did he mean by this

daniel hay is sucking anderson's dick so hard on the facebook group, what a cuck

>>78173393
Daniel really is reddit personified, I'm glad he found his new home there

So this girl i like is keen to hook-up and i'm seeing her on friday but i'm really not confident in my love making ability

should i pay a prozzie a visit in the mean time just to practise?

>>78173414
yeah nothing wrong with that I reckon

the trick with fucking is to relax the muscles in your groin and to start thinking about something else whenever you reckon you're approaching the finish point.
personally I start reciting economic theories in my head

>>78173094
Marto is my top choice for the first prime minister of Westralia

>>78173458
he's from the territory though
can't look past michael hussey or justin langer if I had to make a call

considering soylent

really do love australia lads

same

>>78173714
considering soylent or love australia

>>78173915
love australia

>>78174027
>>78174027
>>78174027

>>78174033
shan't be partaking in this one

fuck you zach

don't think our friendship can recover from this

:o

>>78173927
same, but only Victoria and New South Wales

has the "queensland is full of arseholes" gimmick got any truth to it?

>>78175177
quite a bit yeah
>>78175149
WA and SA are nice places too, although the South Australians get a bit annoying since they like to pretend they're better than everyone else

heading off to bed lads xx

I don't think this street shitting sport is for me lads

>>78167056
shocked to discover he was playing

NEW
>>78175639
>>78175639
>>78175639
>>78175639
NEW

>>78173075
>>78173025
His children turned out to be decent looking. Don't know why but I always imagined that his offspring would be trollish looking like himself.

don't understand how you can use this website without 4chan x anymore

>>78173075
good rack
>>78175708
if they didn't have the chubby cheeks they'd be good

am a fan of indian girls
some have borderline euro facial structures with elite brown skin, love it

>>78175927
same

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>>78175776
aila'd

>>78176562
TENDULKAR'D

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>don't play tests for almost a year
>move up to 10

I got MrFuckFace banned lads no thanks are necessary though
Also worried that Notts might not win the league

steyn must be retiring soon

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>>78175927
>>78176547
>euro facial structures
>brown skin
Just go for Italian girls.

>>78175776
The daughter looks THICC. Not Bindi Irwin thicc but still.

extremely hypothetical but a full strength mo asif playing all the games anderson has on the pitches clouderson has would have 700 wickets now

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Why don't abos play cricket anymore, Ausbros? Surely it's more fun than sniffing petrol and molesting little kids, isn't it?

>>78177539
dont let rolly b see this post lad

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>>78177539
they never really did in the first place, those players all stopped playing soon after the tour of England
they're obsessed with AFL and there isn't really much space left for another sport with them

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>>78176894
>2.jadeja
>3.ashwin

>>78177917
the spin versions of anderson

i hate ashwin so fucking much

can't see abos really getting into cricket at all if I'm honest

they've made footy their game and are fucking good at it too, cricket has too strong of a tie to imperialism and lots of abos will ostracise any abo that tries to be like the "white fellas"

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>>78176562
wtf he looks just like azhar ali

>>78177065
Don't say that.

>>78175177
Yes, hence why I pioneered the Unemployed Suicidelanders gimmick

Does anyone have the 'Tendulkar dodgy lbw decision' maymay?

based nannies

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>>78185571

really hope the retarded kiwi redditors aren't going to show up in /cric/ again this year

Whats for lunch lads? Having tomato, onion and cheese on saladas

Why does the janny hate Aussies so much lads? He always deletes /nrl/ and /cric/ threads.

>>78198083
just an up and go for me mate

when's the matador cup on?

>>78198344
Vanilla i hope

>>78199297
choccy

nice poomunity you got here kek.

>53 images
>40 posters
So this is the true power of /sp/'s famed cricket community

>>78200975
love subcontinentals

need this kind of friendship

>>78176894
>philander below rabada
how?

>>78201170
Philander's had some big performances in Sri Lanka

i have wilow hd will that have the good stuff?

>>78201295
yeah I think that has cricket on it

Sri Lanka are playing a game in Pakistan lads

>>78201303
hnnnnnnnng

look forward to never seeing a single game played in the UAE again

http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/1119948/who-has-played-156-internationals-but-no-tests
6/10
poor effort by me lads

>>78201362
Worst test venue ever if I'm honest

let's talk cricket lads

>>78201500
I like it

hate how Turnbull is pretending he likes sports now to get votes

he couldn't even remember the lyrics to Sydney's club song beyond "cheer cheer the red and the white" when he was asked a year or two back

>>78201506
yeah me too

what's your favourite part of it

>>78201517
theresa may was on TMS recently
but she's mildly autistic so probably does actually like cricket

>>78201523
i like when the bowlsman uproots a stump

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>>78201536
not on my watch

>>78201524
doesn't seem the type to watch it if I'm honest

big Johnny H used to commentate on Channel 9 every now and then and tried to run for president of the ICC the moment he retired from politics
you see Bob Hawke downing beers at every SCG test too

>>78201546
Howard was /cric/ personified, an ugly little manlet with no sporting talent but obsessed with cricket regardless

when did cricket stop being a gentleman's sport

>>78201566
60s thanks to Australia

my Nandos is taking fucking ages lads

where's my fucking paella

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpweTiKlm0U

She breaks her horses
With strange distant voices
That travel through the air

poofs

http://www.cricketaustralia.com.au/media/media-releases/cricket-australia-supports-marriage-equality/2017-09-11

hate cricket.com.au

>>78201996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPyMTIjEYYA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95HYKW3kTaY

honestly don't even like cricket but find myself being drawn to it like a moth to a flame regardless

strange state of affairs

>>78202105
is this where danny hangs out

Got an online interview for an internship position tommorow lads


hope i dont cock it up

>>78202152
watch the webcam and not the screen xx

Hope this referendum inspires some brave Australian cricketers to come out

what was that great name someone came up for for mark vermuleun mark 'the ___ of harare' vermuleun

no /afl/ up so I'll just post it here

I have it on good authority that Fyfe is gay

>>78202111
yeah

>>78202171
they do it through an outsourced company

they usually give you 30 seconds to read the question, then you're recorded

there's this half filipino manlet I went to school with who's now a DJ and he makes it out like he was a high achieving student that everyone loved when he really was a fat fuck with no mates that barely scraped a C in most classes

>>78202197
whats his name?

>>78202217
won't be sharing

>>78202221
hate this meme

testing webcam for the interview?

shall be leaving the thread for a period

>>78202414
>>78202414
>>78202414

just phoned the vets, doggo is a bit perkier today

>>78202436
glad to hear it mate

>>78202436
good to hear lad

>>78202316
>>78202375
>>78202388
that's not cricket

Janny can suck my doodle lol

>>78202316
>>78202375
>>78202388
bit gay

>>78202529
hard luck in the nordic-baltic cricket cup m8

>>78202537
what can you do..
we played well but sweden is just on another level

also
>t20

Why do the jannys hate us so much lads?

>>78202624
reckon it was because you posted a picture of giant testicles lad

>>78202642
Is that against the rules?

>>78202660
political correctness gone mad

>>78202660
have to check but my instincts are telling me there's no rule for swollen balls

>>78202660
this isnt some degenerate shithole like /afl/ mate

keep straff posting to a minimum and let the elite cricket discussion take over

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thoughts on his body of cricket opinions?

studying the fin-est cricket tape to enhance my bowling

dont talk to me in a few, thanks

>>78202699
>Ryan Harris to Alistair Cook

yeh lad could watch that all do to be quite frank

>>78202697
tony martin got old

>>78202697
how is that man single??

>>78202728
absolute pearler

love how it hints at moving in then skids off the seam just enough to beat the bat and take the top of off absolutely perfect bowling

>>78202760
lets watch it together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAUV9cUkbw

>>78202760
it really showed what a difficult pitch it had become to bat on.

>>78202783
yeah look Straussy it didn't even hit the crack that was all from harris

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>>78202780
what the fug was that duck

>>78202799
thats your prize for getting a 0 mate

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>>78202799
duck means you didn't score anything like the old mate here

>>78202799
in the 1800s, if you made 0 while batting you wouldn't get your duck at the end of the game (players were paid in meats and poultry back then)
this eventually morphed into simply calling zeros ducks

>>78202833
never get tired of watching this

shitposted about it non-stop for at least 12 hours after it happened

I apologize for posting the scrotums

scrotational velocity

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scroti

>>78203113
licious

done jack shit today

Wish you a happy 9/11 lads :)

>>78203495
not november yet lad

>>78203503
Oh my bad haha :)