CHI:Akiem Hicks lands four-year, $48 million deal
LAR:Aaron Donald ends holdout, out for Week 1
PIT:Steelers extend Tuitt at 5 years, $60 million
NYG:Beckham travels with team, game-time decision
:Colts cut ties with Matt Jones after 6 days
NE:Report: Teams asking Pats about Dion Lewis
DAL:Jaylon Smith (knee) expected to start Week 1
DAL:Zeke granted TRO, likely to play all season
SEA:Thomas Rawls: Game-time decision for Week 1
JAC:Jaguars send Dede Westbrook (core) to IR
JAC:Calvin Pryor resurfaces with Jacksonville
WAS:Jamison Crowder (hip) expects to face Eagles
first for eagles
Are the eagles going to win this one? I feel like we should but every time i get my hopes up for this team they shit the bed and let me down.
>>78161220
Believe in him
Eagles 38 Redskins 20
Jets 10 Bills 20
Falcons 28 Bears 3
Ravens 27 Bengals 24
Steelers 38 Browns 17
Cardinals 30 Lions 27 ot
RAIDERS 31 Titans 34
Jaguars 14 Texans 21
Colts 13 Rams 21
Seahawks 23 Packers 24
Panthers 28 49ers 13
Giants 27 Cowboys 20
Saints 31 Vikings 17
Chargers 24 Broncos 27 ot
The Redskins have had our number for awhile.
We better stick it to them today!
>>78161067
>>78161220
>>78169564
>>78169781
>>78169630
bears will beat the falcons
>>78169630
You got the Raiders and the Titans the other way around, bro
>>78170434
>>78170458
thank you for watching our sport
>>78170522
You're welcome
>>78170405
HOL UP JUST A MINUTE SKEEUP
ITS LIKE MA GRANMOMMA USED TO SAY, THEY DON'T THINK IT BE LIKE IT IS BUT IT DO
Eagles 24
Redskins 17
>>78170434
>The mental state of felony island
>>78170639
But he's right, Glennon's gonna get benched in the second half and big dick Trubs will go out there and ball on the Failcoons
Can't wait for today
>monday night football
how is this even allowed?????
>>78169630
>Falcons 28 Bears 3
I can see it happening
>>78169630
>ot
Plz not again
>AFC South
>Josh Norman getting his unit killed
>>78173891
>>78169630
Jets will win
Lions will win
Vikings will win
Everything else is correct
watch our game for meme magic /nfl/
>>78173965
Soon....
>>78161220
>deadskins
Nope
>>78169630
>Stafford losing in OT
>>78169630
Why is Raiders in all caps?
>the absolute state of the negroe felon league and this general
>>78173909
>jets
>stopping shady
It's time to finally re-appear
>>78173867
what if the tits take down the raiders today?
Who /chiefs/ here?
where my ninerbros at
who ready for crushing disappointment
still one bong to kickoff?
>>78174516
yee
>>78174400
Alright...
Let's go burrs
>yfwdbwdso
>>78174577
Bills will hang 40 on the Jest
>Top 3 defense
>Amazing receivers
>running game no centered around the geriatric Rashad Jennings
Who can stop this team?
>>78174577
Post ya gameday food
delicious spaghetti squash roasting rn
I was about first in town w/ julio jones jersey- i threw it away. I was truck driver and didn't do laundry just bought cheapest new clothes, and after couple years it began to smell.
>Terry thinks the gnats will be in the NFC Championship
Wut?
>All off season talking about Elliot being suspended
>Season begins
>lol nope
What's going on with this?
HTTR
>all those autists who wont go to the game
If Eagles lose to the skins today the season is over already.
>>78169630
>Bears 3
Anyone just see that awkward dance session on the fox pregame?
>tfw based brady wins his 6th this year
based pats
I actually wonder what Peyton does all day but golf and film commercials.
>>78174834
Nice seats anon, too bad the team is shit
>>78175097
Eats a delicious slice of papa john's pizza while watching directv sunday ticket and humming the nationwide theme song
When did the football robot meme start anyway?
vikings first team to win da owl at home letsgo
>>78175092
pls no, /sp/ cant take it anymore
anyone have a link to a comfy redzone stream? getting desperate as we approach game time. tried googling acestream links but none so far?
>>78175213
You just read this to that tune
i eat more pussy then anyone else in stockton ca
>>78175254
dammit
SKINS 38 EAGIRLS 13
COUSINS 28/31 - 427 YDS, 4TDS
CROWDER - 12 REC 179 YDS 3 TDS
REED - 10 REC 157 YDS 1 TD
PERRINE - 23 CARRIES 155 YDS 1 TD
Eagles will lose
t. Eagles fan
wheres the game thread at???
Debate this
Jets- Rosen, 1st pick
49ers- Darnold 3rd pick
Bills- Jackson 7th pick
Jags- Rudolph- 8th Pick
Cardinals- Allen 17th Pick
>>78175491
Flip Rosen and Darnold
>>78175260
nasty
>>78175491
Where do you put Mayfield?
The Browns will lose but not by as much as you think
Im new to this sport but to me Wentz doesn't seem good. Reminds me of overhyped young english guys in the Premier League.
I'm a Titansfag and I fucked one of the Raiderettes.
>mfw she was terrible
We better smash
>>78175127
pls no bully
>>78175544
Yea, it'll be even by more than what he posted
I get they're probably "Bold Predictions," but how in the fuck does anyone think Chicago can beat Atlanta?
Am I in some bizarro world where Mike Glennon won the MVP and the Falcons were one of the shittiest teams last year?
>>78175549
You may be new but you got that one spot on bongbro
10 minutes to pick up pizza, 20 minutes til kickoff
there's a qt3.14 filmographer for the nfl guys
>>78175542
3rd round. probably to the Vikings.
>>78175542
4th round
>>78175704
Trevor Siemian is average
Tyrod Taylor is average
Nathan Peterman hasn't even played yet
Neither has DeShone Kizer
Who the fuck made this/
>>78175704
>Tyrod Taylor is elite in madden 18
>>78170822
holy shit dude you're in south korea what do they think of football there??
>>78169630
NO BEARS WILL WIN
>>78175741
Siemian is shit, average would be an upgrade.
>>78175892
He's US military
anyone else watching Redzone right now? holy fuck the nfl's media people have NO idea how to be funny. is this what you rednecks find funny? this is literally the worst thing i've ever seen.
>>78175741
>mediocre = average
>>78161067
Romo is cute!
>>78175975
Mediocre probably is the better term for Siemian, but Mediocre isn't bad.
>>78175928
>>78175928
BUCS DOLPHINS THREAD 1
>>78175988
>>78175988
What game should I watch?
Steelers at Browns will be a close game, calling it now
>>78176002
>>78176026
raiders @ titans is far and away the best game on right now don't play
>>78176026
Dolphins vs. Hurricanes
Does anyone in LA watch the Jets? That commercial is BS
>>78176002
lel
Remember you racist:
Liberal tranny BlackLiesMatter!
To herd the sheep, and dumb.
>the Chargers have only been to the playoffs 13 times since 1970
Kill me.
>>78170594
10/10
I turned on the preshows because i wasn't doing anything and literally 3 of them were going on about how racist america is, i want to not watch the nfl now becuase of this bullshit.
>Randy Moss calls BLM and anti racist protesters 'losers'
Thank you based GOAT
I knew you were on the good side
RAVENS NATION FALL IN
FLACCO WILL STOP SHITTING THE BED, THIS TIME FOR SURE
Hold up CBS is showing Toxins-Jags?
How much money has Pey Pey made just from commercials?
Do I root for Falcons or Bears?
Or should I watch a different match?
>tiki torches and screaming "jews will not replace us" and some fat girl literally got ran the fuck over
muh muh free speech
>black man literally only kneels during the national anthem to silently protest some retarded thing he actually feels serious about
WOW RUINING THE FUCKING game i don't want to hear about this SHIT EVERY FUCKIN GAME UGHHH
>>78176284
Enough to pay for all his (wife's) HGH injections
>>78176321
Reported
Go back to your hugbox
>>78176321
the alt-right are real special snowflakes
>>78176211
Moss is like Barkley and beleives because he is rich the rest of you all just didn't try hard enough. Even though he is as naturally gifted as an athlete can be...
>onside kick right off the bat
whew lads
>>78176321
Yeah, like literal negro criminals and nigga thug morons should be treated special.
Gtfo here with that media and Kaepernick and Soros funded BLM bullshit to herd dumb niggas to vote Democrat.
Only brainwashed sheep swallow that jive
What does it mean if I'm a guy and don't like football?
>SACKSON INTZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>78176876
You migh be a tranny.
>All these people getting intercepted in the first drives of the season
>>78176931
But, he just threw a TD.
>>78176931
lol
Wentz has a good arm.
>REDSKINS
HAHAHAHAHA WOW HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP
How are you bros watching Football today?
For me, it's Kodi.
>CARSON INTZ
>>78161067
what game is Mr. Romo announcing today?
>>78171094
you know who works on Sundays?
a professional football player.
http://topkek.1imgur.com
>Bears 3
>Falcons 3
is Atlanta finished?
>>78179238
They just scored a TD, but honestly dont look that good against a scub team
CARSON INTZ LMAO HAHAHAHAHA
>CARSON INTZ
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA FAGGOTS
i really want to like wentz but he is definitely not long term material
>SACKSHIT INTZ
>ANDY DALTON
>CHIMPCINATTI BUNGLES
Hahahahaha what the fuck does he think he's playing primetime or something?
>top 5 draft pick
>3.3 YPC
bust or bust?
>There are people ITT who unironically thought Carson INTZ was better than Dak "next GOAT" Prescott.
>everyone memeing over Carson Wentz
>not one mention of Carson Palmer
Where are the Savagefags now?
>>78180637
Carson Palmer is old and busted.
Are the Jacksonville Jaguars dare I say it, ELITE?
>>78180886
was there ever a doubt?
holy lel these scores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
>>78161067
I still hate eagles fans. excluding EDP.
but goddammit I said all year that Wentz was the real deal.
where the fucking haters now?
imagine that all the NFCE games are gonna be like this. fucking heroic clashes between franchise QBs with decent teams built around them.
>>78180886
>That defense
Calais Campbell looks like JJ Watt right now and Yannick Ngakoue literally can't stop sack fumbles
Ravens status..... back
>>78181252
Wentz is pretty good.
>>78181214
SOMEDAY GO THROUGH THE RAIN
DA DA DAAAAAAA
>>78181284
Maybe if you run the score up, you can get Marvin fired lol.
>>78181351
Marvin will never get fired. Suggs just stripped Dalton lol
>>78181545
I know. It's fucking hilarious Chimpcinatti keeps him year in year out.
I do believe the Bengals will finish last in the division. Even the Browns look significantly better.
>>78181252
>INTZ
>i rate the toxins defense
>Fournette comes to the line
>Starts waving his hands in the air to pump up the Houston crowd
>They get louder
>Jacksonville runs a play action and throws to the FB for a touchdown
>Camera pans to Fournette laughing
>"With the 1st pick in the 2018 NFL Draft the Cincinnati Bengals select..."
Are the Jags actually good?
>>78182760
No, the Toxins are just that shit.
>>78182647
Jason Jacobs. 38 year old flag football TE. University of Fairfax County.
>Toxins refballing
Anybody else feel like Wentz has overtaken brady as best current player?
He has far better mobility and a stronger arm.
I honestly can't see my eagles losing more than 3 games this year.
I think this may be our year fellas.
>Jacksonville gets another stripsack
LOL
Houston will win 2 games this season and BOB will FINALLY be fired.
FUCKING TOXINS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IT'S LIKE THEY TRY TO BE SHIT
BLAKE BORTLES LITERALLY PUNISHING HOUSTON RIGHT NOW
>mfw we're actually seriously living the Blake Bortles redemption arc
>>78182915
I got Wentz as my QB in fantasy because I thought he'd have a breakout season. Hope I'm right.
>winning by 50 in fantasy and he only has 2 more players to play
Lmao
>stripsacguars
>>78183098
>>78182915
>Not putting your faith in Dak
You will be punished
>>78183181
>a black guy named Cohen
Oi vey goyim, oi vey.
>team shitting the bed in the 1st game
At least I won't get my hopes up this season
>Myers misses ANOTHER kick but it doesn't matter because Jacksonville's D is going to strip sack and score again
>>78183371
I hope you fire Marv eventually.
>Kirk Cousins
>Redskins
>paying for Sunday Ticket but can't watch my favorite team because I moved to their market
I guess I should bandwagon some east coast team so I can watch football this year
>>78183398
He's a lame duck this season so my hope is they finally can him and draft a new QB but most likely they'll keep both him and Dalton
>>78183263
Colts thread cuhz
Is Joe Flacco still elite?
it's not even funny how badly these 2 teams will do in the nfc east this year
>>78183893
It's really just a fight between the Giants and Cowbos.
>mfw /nfl/ said the Ravens would lose
>mfw /nfl/ said the Ravens werent the best defense
>mfw /nfl/ keeps getting BTFO by me
JACKSONVILLE ANNIHILIATING HOUSTON
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS
>>78184276
Good game against Cinncinasty, m8.
It's official.
Cousins is an absolute choker of the highest order.
>>78184438
What happened?
>>78184483
With less than two minutes left in the game he fumbled and Fletcher Cox scooped it up and ran back for a touchdown.
So, who's ready for another meme game of Xehawks and Puckers?
>>78184483
2 minute drill. Down 5. Need a TD to win the game.
Throw the ball into rushers instead of taking the sack and it's blocked, becomes a fumble, scooped and scored.
Game over. Cousins is a fucking choker.
oh boy can't wait for the packers to lose and then I die in a hurricane
God fucking dammit Burrs. How did you fuck this up?
>>78184438
Seriously... how many game ending INTs or fumbles is that for him? Didnt he even throw a pick to lose the pro bowl?
Glennon played really well today
>>78184551
Only one of those things are happening and it's not a Packers loss.
where's the Rams v Colts thread I cant find it, guess ill make another one
>Bills in 1st place
what a fucking meme division
>>78161067
Casual here who usually just watch Superbowl
What game should I watch? Packers Seahawks right?
Stream?
>>78184676
Yes, Packers/Seahawks is always a good time.
Go to reddit's NFL streams page. They always have links up.
I knew the Redskins would be bad this year but now this bad.
They did just about everything wrong, fumbled balls, and Crowder can't return punts for shit. They handed this game to the Eagles.
WHO /1-0/ HERE?
>>78184714
cheers senpai
>>78184717
That's what happens when you have Jay Gruden as a coach.
>people already overreacting to week 1
>>78184575
>https://www.google.com/amp/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/national/2017/live-updates/weather/hurricane-irma-a-monster-storms-devastating-path/please-dont-shoot-at-the-hurricane-officers-say/
THE CITY OF FLORIDA
Who else /onlyhelledthebestoffenseinthenfltoa6pointlead/ here?
>>78184729
>suck off Carr the entire week leading up to the game
>the offensive MVP ends up being the backup kicker
>haven't been to /sp/ in a long time
>remember all those undefeated meme pics with NFL teams shooped
>mfw houston won't be part of it this year
bad feels right now
>>78184729
win and shutout
>>78184729
Jags here c:
(New computer, reply with Jags images)
>>78184783
It's because the Redskins were already projected by most people to be the worst team in the NFCE but not necessarily because they're a bad team just the least talented. Now they look like they didn't even prepare properly and just look Browns tier outside of their defense. Special teams and offense are a damn mess.
>>78184729
DUUUUVAAAAALLL
>>78184676
The Denver Donkeys could use your support. Join us, laddie.
>>78184729
is boomer teachers pet or something?
The Jags actually look good. I never thought I'd say that.
>>78184783
>implying i shouldnt
>yfw jaguras win da owl
Matt Ryan still looked elite but Sarkisian's playcalling was dumb as fuck. If Falcons Offense doesn't get it together they're in for a ride this season
>>78184932
I hope Marvin Lewis signs a five year extension.
>>78184834
Fly Eagles Fly
Gnats... Please beat the cowcucks...
Please...
Will be rooting for you...
Don't let us down please.
Please hurt dak and zeke.
Pulling for you.
>>78184990
DELET THIS!!!
>>78185019
He's never going to be fired because Mike Brown is a retard. You're stuck with him forever.
Suggs is a future Hall Of Famer. Dalton is going to be having nightmares about him for years.
>>78169630
Colts will beat rams
>shitcininatti
>Houston
>>78185002
>>78185064
That was an incredible game for Suggs and Mosley.
>Tardinals
>When the Eagles win
>1-0
>>78185108
>be from Colorado
>survive mass shooting
>choose to be a jags fan
Is he addicted to tragedy?
Anybody else mad that the judges got paid off to let the woman beater play this year?
Hopefully Giants can hurt him today and let him know what it feels like to get beat on.
Told y'all Bears were gonna eat the Falcons. They literally raped them. Had it won except for 3 niggas dropping the winning TD.
Falcons are shook.
>mfw Bears win their division
>>78185110
Mosley is the best MLB in the game with Kuechley constantly ded. Where is that Swede faggot who said Shazier was better?
>>78185108
God damn look at that slut right next to them, she couldve saved some lives with that face.
Somebody get a shotgun and put Palmer out of his misery.
They need to tank for a new QB in the draft.
Was wentz elite today?
10 MINUTES
>>78185214
Why is that mole rat holding a bear?
>struggle to a rookie led browns team
why am i not surprised
>>78185214
Bears: 0-1
Falcons: 1-0
xD
>>78185293
Until you embarrass yourself YET AGAIN.
>>78185286
No. The Redskins were just god awful.
>>78185277
>Palmer always been inconsistent for them
>still refuse to make any kind of move for a QB
Who can they blame?
>CLOTS
>CLOTS
>CLOTS
>CLOTS
>Andy Dalton, 4 INT
>>78185286
He was decent but that's about it. His defense bailed him out too many times and without them eagles would have lost.
>la is a rams to-
>>78185327
The Browns are no slouch this year, they'll win 5-8 games this season.
UNLEASH THE DRAGON
How bad were the Jets?
>>78185393
Hey now, dont forget he lost a fumble too
>>78185393
And 5 sacks
>>78185407
What an embarrassment. Just give them the Raiders and end this farce.
>>78185393
4INT + 1 Fumble
>>78185214
Here's your (you)
>>78185393
Time to cut him
>>78185416
Horrible but not as horrible as I thought it would be.
>>78185407
>LA is a football town
>LA deserves a football team, let alone 2
>>78169630
aints aren't doing shit against that defense
17-13 vikings, cap this
>>78185416
The Jets are going 0-16. I've never seen a team with a worse combo of QB, WR, and RB. I would honestly be surprised if they score more than 20 TD's this year
I'm so glad football is back, bros.
>>78185286
Only ELITE dodges
>>78185319
You just jelly they are in love.
And that Bears looked elite, while Ravens just okay.
>>78185407
It's spic country. IDK what they were hoping for.
>>78185407
season opener has 50% attendance
>>78185407
>>78185440
>they're the more popular te-
>>78185407
>>78185522
Literally no one wanted these two fuck ups
>>78185337
>xD
I would not be too proud that almost worst team in NFL for years, outplays you my Falcons nigga.
Face it, you were scared Bears raping y'all like Pats did.
>>78185407
>90k capacity
>>78185191
pepper your angus lad
Fuck the Panthers
>>78185762
same
(jk its 105k dumbass LA fans)
>tfw you got the better Watt
>all that Tits hype just to get BTFO and look inept as shit on offense
>>78185907
>People still believe in the Tits meme after Jacksonville BTFOed them in week 16 last year
>>78185907
I kinda figured they'd look crap. That Raiders offense is really good.
Browns will beat the Texans, Colts, Bengals twice, Jets, Bears, and there will be at least one surprise. Maybe lions. 6-10 or 7-9 record. Defense will win us games.
>>78185787
>Fuck the Panthers
What dey do?
>>78185722
LA doesn't even deserve the raiders. They are the sole reason that franchise is associated with spics and gang bangers now. LA ruins everything it touches
>>78185941
They lost their qb you fool
Be honest, how many good teams have you seen playing today?
I count one (Lions), the rest was all trash, the league has become awful
Looks like Fox is keeping their new scoreboard
28-3 was the last one
>>78185879
>JJ was too busy fishing for wetbacks to actually focus on being ready for the game
>>78186093
Reminder niggers from LA support the 9ers
Just a reminder
>>78186103
Ravens defense was pretty good, the offense just managed the game.
>>78186187
Reminder they played a team with no QB
>>78186103
The Ravens and Chiefs have to be favorites to face each other in the Superb Owl.
>>78186101
>
They were down by two scores before that and Mariota looked like shit nigger
Ramsey just put the cap on it, realistically
>rodgers
>>78186235
(You)
>>78186235
>Two AFC teams playing each other in the owl
Your a retard
>Fraudgers
>FRAUDGERS
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I liked, didn't love, Kizer today. Excited for the future, he need more weapons at WR. This Defense is going to be unbreakable with Garrett plugged back in. Without that dumb ass punt block, the Browns just beat the Steelers, whom a lot of people consider the second best team in the AFC
Will Brady play for New England next season? I figure if I start saving now I'll be able to afford a trip + tickets some time fall 2018.
>>78175585
I was right, you were wrong LOL
Refball rears its ugly head in Green Bay
>Seachimps
>Fraudgers
would san diego take back the chargers at this point?
what would the timetable be anyways for the 2 teams to ditch LA?
>Russlel has negative passing yards
>>78186365
If he doesn't get injured
I'm going to the Pats Jets game this year, bro in law is a Jets fan and I'm iggles but I'm looking forward to seeing the GOAT Tim Brody
>>78186365
No. Even as good as he is he's 40. This is honestly his final season.
>>78186321
>tripfag
>retard
Checks out.
>>78186093
I'm going to be honest as much I would love the Raiders back LA is a USC town
We really don't need an NFL team
People laughing at Aaron Rodgers for that pick 6 is really homophobic I think.
>>78184980
He needs to up the aggression in play calling but I'm not sweating it. The offense having some early difficulties under a new OC and with a new RG is to be expected. I'm mostly concerned with Riley since he was fucking awful today.
Also, that RB the Bears drafted is really good. He's a better version of prime Sproles.
>>78186093
In order to turn people away from their history of violence LAPD announced in the early 90s that the raider image was damaging to the youth of LA
Add to the fact they played in the worst neighborhood in LA at the time they were commonly associated as a thug color.
Today the gang violence is no where near as bad as it used to be and downtown is no where near as bad as it was before
Tldr the raiders were associated with gangs because the police said so and guess what just like that stupid most wanted list LA had for a while they gave the raiders more notoriety
>>78174002
:^)
>>78186039
The Ravens at least once, I still think twice. Also you forgot the Chorgers
>>78186458
>>78186459
I reckoned.
I'm still planning on taking a trip but the chance to see the GOAT live will a once in a life time opportunity that I'll have missed.
>I-It's only the preseason
>get grabbed and twisted by your grille by Adams
>get ejected
Did Jeremy Lane bang that refs wife or somethig?
who /0-0/ here
>I-It's only practice
>>78186347
That was pretty much a preseason game for Steelers offense and they played like it. I'd slow my roll a bit on the Browns.
>>78186641
Maybe they're so used to Xecuck players chimping out that they just assumed he was responsible. Shit man I cheer for the guys and even my first instinct is to blame Seattle for any personal fouls.
>>78186683
>mfw I picked him up in fantasy
>>78186631
>>78186683
Win the division against the Packers and then I'll take you seriously.
NFL Hierarchy
>Royalty
Steelers, Cowboys, 49ers
>Nobles
Patriots, Packers, Giants, Raiders, Redskins, Broncos
>Artisans
Saints, Jets, Buccaneers, Bears, Chiefs, Rams, Seahawks
>Land Owners
Ravens, Colts, Dolphins
>Commoners and Poorfolk
Bills
Vikings
Panthers
Bengals
Falcons
Eagles
Cardinals
Titans
Chargers
>Sewer Dwellers
Lions
Browns
Texans
Jaguars
So does Bradley McDougald come into the game as the nickel corner now? Why the fuck did he sign with the Seahawks to play behind Chancler, Thomas, and Lane and play special teams instead of going somewhere and starting?
>>78186736
Thats shit though. Cost the Seahawks a TD.
>>78186749
>Packers not royalty
um, nice try sweetie
>allowing 1 or more points in your first game
>>78186779
I agree it's pretty shit, but the block in the back cost the hawks the TD, not the shitty personal foul call.
>>78186806
Dont reply to tiki dumbass
>>78186749
>49ers
>royalty
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Everyone saying that ejection against the Seahawks was a "Refball" and gay privilege for Rodgers.
That did look bit unfair.
Who /undefeated/ here?
>>78186873
Not me. Go Patriots.
>>78186809
>Red Rifle
Is this meme finally over?
Rip Billy Hoyle
>>78186039
Damn we play some shit teams this year. No excuse for having less than 5 wins.
>first year that the "jaguars defense is elite" meme isnt a meme
>>78186913
No, it's just beginning. Dalton is finally starting the regular season in post season form.
>>78186841
>don't reply to the stupid tripfag, says an equally stupid tripfag
I mean um sure, I guess???
>>78186873
Jags here
>>78186721
>That was pretty much a preseason game for Steelers offense and they played like it.
Okay, you fucking cuck
Rueben Foster down
>>78186873
5-0 in the 2017 NFL season and the top defense
>>78186873
right here
>>78186995
Wasnt he injured when they drafted him?
Should I get Pizza Hut or Little Caesars?
>>78184276
To be fair, Cinci could just be horrible. It's only week 1 so we don't have enough to go on.
>>78186873
delet
>>78187025
Injured himself just now, holding his leg
What did ESPN mean by this
FEELS GOOD LIONS BROS
Wow packers suck!
>>78186995
Gee... its almost like all these experienced general managers knew what they were doing and the rookie GM with no experience reached big time for damaged goods. The city of John Lynch.
>>78187043
cart comin
>>78187048
kek
>>78187037
little caesars tastes like shit after it sits so pizza hut
>>78187093
Rolled ankle
>>78187039
Brady really shouldn't have wanted to appear on the cover. The Madden curse is totally real.
>>78187048
I think they are calling the Bengals fags.
>Niners '''''''''secondary'''''''''
>>78184516
>Forward motion
>Fumble
The NRL and it's braindead fans are dead to me.
>twerks into the thread
ayyyyy bird gang bitch, redskins finna btfo
>>78186590
the ravens didn't have any trouble with the bengals this game, so they sure won't have any trouble with the browns next week
>>78187171
>internet referee
>you
congrats on never having sex with a girl
>>78187037
deep dish little ceasers is the best m8
>>78187224
Redskins gonna blow all right
>>78187246
Don't project.
>>78187037
Little Ceasars is literally cardboard with ketchup.
>>78186749
Absolute shit. Kys
Just got a new car today, bout to go break it in with a drunken tango bravo run, what should I get? Are Chalupas still a thing?
>>78187246
Sex with men and trannies is far better anyway.
>>78187276
Nice comeback. Sike.
>>78187037
Why are you choosing between the 2 worst pizza places? Get local if you're just going to end up buying that garbage
>>78186683
>>78186631
i admit it talked mad shit on golladay and im willing to own up to it, im sorry
who /allsmiles/ here?
>>78187037
Costco
>>78184551
>>78186806
>>78186979
Why haven't you kicked the chair? Nobody likes you.
>>78186749
>(Tú)
>>78187147
Eh. Big banner ceremony. Distractions? New receivers because of the carpet bombing they did in the off season. Hurts with a loss because I feel like the Patriots were better equipped in a long time for an undefeated season, but after a few games I think the wins will pile on. Always better to lose early and get exposed because that gives good enough time to adjust.
so /nfl/, were any of these upsets?
ravens over bengals
eagles over redskins
lions over cardinals
jaguars BTFOing the texans
I'd rather get hit full speed by Earl Thomas than eat pizza hut
>>78187349
>2 worst pizza places
All chains are shit but Pizza Hut is still the best chain. The worst two are Little Ceasars and Dominos by far.
>>78187310
Make sure you throw some oil in your radiator first
>>78187338
You're defending current year refs. That's ultimate cuckdom. Watching a black guys fuck women on the internet doesn't count as sex, sorry.
>>78187383
Jesus christ you sound so fucking retarded.
>>78187310
Philly has cheesesteak, chicongo pizza, what doea Baltimore have?
>>78187384
Maybe Lions over Cardinals if anyone is still delusional about them being any good.
>>78187426
Rape, Murder, Arson and Rape
>>78187426
Got dat WMD
>>78187389
Earl Thomas hits like a little girl. Or was that the joke?
>>78187389
Because you're a dumb cuck.
>>78187384
I think the closest one to an upset was Chiefs over Patriots.
Jaguars over Texans, but I don't anybody had any hopes on Texans.
>>78187371
This costco pizza is GOAT
>>78187426
Crabs
Is it just me, or is Wentz inconsistent?
>>78187426
Berger cookies and crab.
I wish theyd stop showing food commercials. Im on a cut motherfuckers
Tiki is a homoosexual
>>78187376
Because that would hurt my foot, you idort.
>>78187310
Go buy a gun and shoot yourself dead. I'm sure that would make a lot of people here happy.
>>78187390
>pizza hut is the best chain
>can take a paper towel and literally soak it in the grease that covers the pizza
Top kek. Might as well buy digiorno
I can't really say I'm disappointed, as I expected nothing else.
>>78187471
yeah i didn't include chiefs/patriots because i figured that was obvious
>>78187446
Says the dumb raidnigger
>>78187485
He looks like one of the best QBs under pressure in the league. Can't do much about a batted ball that has a perfect bounce.
>>78187471
>closest one to an upset
>8 point dogs on opening day
>>78187510
>not liking grease
>>78187499
Seems you gave a keen eye for everything homosexual. Just saying.
>>78187426
Nigs.
>>78187426
>People put steak on bread with cheese for millennia
>Look ovah heah! We put cheese whiz and steak ums on bread! We're fucking geniuses, you guys!
>>78187426
Crabs and lake trout.
Only a retard thinks the Chiefs winnin was an up set.
>>78187471
Chiefs over Patriots was a huge upset, Andy Reid vs Belichick coaching battle in Foxborough during banner night and Reid ends up not only winning but kicking their asses
>>78187485
It's just you dum dum.
>>78186749
Hey you're back to posting ratface, nice!
>>78187566
>Boston accent
>cheese whiz
Get outta the basement
>>78187554
>10 Donation to Red Cross
>Data rates may apply
Joos can't even pay for the data rate outta 10 bucks
>>78187540
That's why I said "closest" one. I don't think any one of those are really an upset.
>>78187510
Like I said all chains are shit.
>>78187426
Natty Boh and sexually transmitted diseases
>>78187604
You all sound like uneducated fucksticks, to be fair.
>>78187606
chiefs over pats was one of the biggest spread upsets in years
>Your #1 receiver has a non-contact knee injury and is laying on the ground in agony
>Bortles walks by and does this
What did he mean by this?
>>78187586
Stfu oldgay hick inbred tobacco spitting hillbilly
>>78187608
Vocellis is a good chain. Stop being a picky eater. Its a sign of autism.
>>78187608
Capt'n Fucking Obvious
>>78187608
Papa John's isn't covered in grease, haven't ate dominos in a while but I don't think it's coveted in it either. Pizza hut is literally for obese people
Holy shit the Clots suck so god damn much.
You can only reply to this post if your QB, rookie WR, and defense all proved the haters wrong
Damn Bears D-line really almost fucked us up.
At least we didn't choke this time.
>>78187691
Papa John's is acceptable if your drunk, have a 50% of coupon, and get it well done.
>>78187706
You're still going to choke.
>>78187702
>>78187643
>fucksticks
beggin ya to indulge in coitus
>>78187590
The way I see it, both were top AFC teams and Alex Smith has caused some trouble to the Pats before. I thought it was going to be a close game.
I don't know, maybe I'm giving the Chiefs too much credit, or maybe the people are almost willing to call any Patriots defeat an upset.
>>78187647
Yeah, but Vegas odds don't necessarily express what the average NFL fan believes.
>>78187702
>>78187743
you're right. the average NFL fan thought the chiefs chances of winning were even lower than vegas
>>78187670
>tripfag
>calling anyone autistic
>>78187742
It's not my fault what happened to you in the locker. You don't have to tell ya old man. He'll never know.
wew
>>78187702
>>78187715
>getting food well done
Non white detected
>>78184980
He just called it too conservatively. I'm kinda hoping he just did that out of respect for the Bears D-line. Hopefully he airs it out more next week.
>>78187651
>he's suddenly healed from Bortles' magic touch
>>78187702
>beating carson palmer
>>78187651
>thanks for the blood sacrifice
Fuck it
hey /sp/
please tell a brainlet why my pick is labeled wrong if the bastards won, see pic related
>>78187839
Nigga, it's pizza. And my joint undercooks that shit. If I wanted floppy pizza made with sewer water I'll drive to NY.
>>78187876
Who is your team my nigga?
Cheer up, its who standing at end that matters.
>>78187879
They didnt beat the spread faggot
>>78184729
Right here, senpai
>>78187924
He's a Colts fan, buddy.
How come Larry Fitzgerald never got in trouble for beating up his girl?
The Texans already switch quarterbacks in the 1st game of the season? Was Savage that bad?
>>78187879
It didn't fall within the point spread.
>still no way to filter posters by flags
How do we get rid of the leafs?
>>78187939
>>78187976
so that's what that number in parentheses means, the difference in score
thanks anons, had no idea
>>78187939
I beat your moms spread with my cock, if you catch my drift.
>>78187963
>When the concussion kicks in
>shitskins
>>78187980
Day of the rake soon.
Why are you still watching this sport? Do you enjoy all the refball, pauses and commercials? Join me in boycotting the NFL and support a real sports league like MLS
eagles looking poised to be super bowl contenders this year
>>78187958
The offensive line didn't help but Savage was fucking brutal, he took 10 seconds to throw and stared down receivers all day
>>78188019
*inhales*
>>78188006
I was adopted by gay fathers
>>78188024
dat D
>>78187822
are the jags, dare i say, elite?
>>78187990
Yeah it goes like this. If the Steelers win by 10 points because it's +9.5, you get the pick right. But if the Browns keep it within 9 points, then you get the pick wrong.
>The AFC South is literally a two team race between Jacksonville and Tennessee
Just like the 90s
>>78188057
Awesome. The next logical step is to slit both of their throats and then your own.
>>78187390
The wierd thing is, my cousin loved in bumfuck no where and their little Caesars pizza was really fucking good.
He always put John Oliver and Trevor Noah on like a fag, though, so I hated going there. Then his wife divorced him and he became trans. Not entirely unexpected.
>>78188019
(You)
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/906991126816665600
>$cam Jewton
>>78188135
After reading all of that, I was thinking your next sentence would be "and then in the middle of the night he rolled me over and slipped his hard cock into my quivering asshole."
>>78188130
Why are you so edgy all the time? You are really immature
Why didn't the Bears play Mitch?
>>78188160
Morgan Moses got clowned for what seemed like most of the game
>>78188208
Nah. I'm not even going to turkey day get together because I'd probably put him on full blast instinctually and he'd kill himself.
>>78188234
Fuck off fag, no one cares.
APOLOGIZE
>>78188160
One of the most underrated players in the league desu
>>78188259
>full blast
that sounds hot
>>78188160
He's no Suggs.
>>78188285
week 1 sit the fuck down
>>78188285
I'm sorry that you're a Lions fan
>>78188347
t. Palmer
>>78188340
suggs is a fucking chimp coon, watt is the future, ratbird
>>78188130
>look mom im edgy on 4chan
>i have /b/ as my homepage now
How was your summer? School sucks huh
>put colts vs rams
>rams are wearing white
>colts getting BTFO
What the fuck happened?
Ronald Darby is kill
>>78188347
t. cardinals fan
>>78188377
>watt
>not a single sack on the jaguras
>the lockdown defense is back
Where were you when the ravens returned to form? [spoiler]sub par offense and all[/spoiler]
>>78188384
Luck isn't playing and the rams are given a cupcake to feel good
>>78188160
>drafted ahead of JPP
>>78188423
Ive said it all season. Rams own the NFC west now
>>78188385
He'll be back midseason
>>78188429
It's not Graham's fault the defense went through 3 different DCs in his first 4 years
>>78188377
JJ Watt is a bust
>>78188024
nah, not with that secondary. and if the OL and wentz's deep-ball accuracy are going to be inconsistent, that won't help.
the DL is elite. genuinely and objectively elite. and it's nice that they have an actual WR corps now. but there needs to be more consistency all around.
new bread when
>>78188317
Getting roasted isn't chill, so right you are, fag.
>>78188418
>>78188483
TJ Watt you nignogs
>>78188485
protip: stop watching ESPN. thanks.
>Kevin White is hurt again
Wew
E
W
>>78188429
>implying he shouldn't have been
>>78188024
Lol no
>>78188513
>moving goalposts
>>78186749
>r******s
>nobles
Not after today's shit show