UFC 215: Nunes vs. Shevchenko 2# thread 2

first for niggers stink

dc sucks

dc sucks and cruz is a fag

Requesting a webm of that horrible GNP

This is the Schaub

Mummy Sara's big bum!

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Gooden should replace Anik 2bh

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SARA

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*GADOOOSH*

Using iPhone for first time

>can't play webms

Wtf

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>wmma

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Coral springs died trying to watch the fights in the hurricane
Press F to pay respects

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JOE HAS SAID THE WORD DEXTERITY NINETEEN FUCKING TIMES NOW AND THE MAIN CARD HASN'T EVEN STARTED.

DOES HE KNOW ANY OTHER WORDS?

sheem tappy

fuck

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MOMMY!

Hahahhahahaha america btfo

weeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad

FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK

McMann's knee is purple

wmma is so fucking bad

>>78160200
Iphones are not for turbo nerds

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Thank McGregor for saving boxing, thank him.

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why must the mma gods punish us with such a shit card

SHEEM TAPPY

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told u fags about McMann getting rekt

AMERIKEKS BTFO

BASED HUE

Sara mcmann is a refugees welcome retard glad she lost

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>AYH I MEAN AYH

wtf?
Sheem tappy but she was in half guard?

How long until title fight?

>>78160244

Thank you Conor.

I hate Brazilians

>>78160211
it's the one he just learned

SHEEM TAPPY

>Lost to a wrong side arm in choke
>Your trademark choke

HUE

>>78160256
>women
Pottery

>>78160265
2 hours minimum

People often talk about the fivehead, but viera sports the little known twohead

ROIDMONSTER SJW BTFO

BASED HUE

ABSOLUTELY B A S E D HUE

BRAZIL IS WHITE

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>ameriwrestlers
putas

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>>78160230
>those cold dead doll eyes

>>78160285
Thank you based American

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>>78160196

mentally broke

>>78160138
>Alex white def Mitch Clarke via (retirement)
Misleading, it was a TKO
He retired afterwards


All finishes though, nice prelims

that choke looks pretty simple, should I ever try it on somebody if I'm ever in a position to have to defend myself ?

who /marc anthony/ here

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She got Sage'd

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/212-martial-arts/75753346

thoughts?

Sarahs juice arms get her choked out lel

SOPA DE MCMANN

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>female main event

>>78160340
go back to /v/ faggot

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Brazilian ""people"" are disgusting.

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>>78160356
sexist

>>78160356
I'm just here to see Nunes get blown the fuck out. Biggest meme in wmma so far

>>78160243
>Iphones are not for turbo nerds

What did he mean by this?

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ONE LAST WAR

WAR MELENDEZ

\O/

what's that choke named?

also I'm trying to explain why Brendan Schaub sucks and why he is a meme that needs to end but I can't. I just don't like him.

SKKKEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

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Valentina Shevchenko is my UFC waifu

>>78160326
No. For you your best chance is to run away.

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>>78160356

>>78160340
cormier haters are a peculiar bunch

>>78160340
who the fuck is that OP? why is he credible? seems pretty dumb

It's more of a von flue choke than an arm triangle.

>>78160371
Always appreciate the webms

Ketlen has that Overeem hairline

>Ketlen Gets one takedown
>Finishes the fight

Did wrestling just get btfo?

>>78160340
Sandblasting prostitutes? Obviously bullshit though

>tfw your girl loses

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what if Val has a wardrobe malfunction tonight and we get to see her sweaty bumhole

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what does he mean by this?

>>78160211
Obviously he is high as fuck, he barely takes this shit seriously anymore. Dude has serious drug problems.

>>78160371
thx for this

this bitch crying like she just won the title jesus christ

>>78160378
Kek another great white hype.

Prepare to be disappointed

>>78160423
do you shave your hands?

>another shitty translator
I could literally translate better

>OBRIGADO, DEUS
My girl.

>>78160371
you're a treasure

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>>78160340
this was his proof

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what a shit card so far

>>78160423
joe has skin condition on his hands

>>78160423
AYYY BADABINGBABOOM WHEREZ THAT SPAGGETA SAWC

>>78160371
>getting choked out on your own roid shoulders

hoisted upon her own petard

>>78160423
probably has some stupid product he eats with dove eggs and eel cum that makes your hands hairy because its fucking primal

>>78160447
How do you understand brazilian?

lol this translator

>this card is quite strong

>>78160423
That's what excess test and roids will do to you.

He has become bigfoot. That's why he's so interested in finding it, gotta get back to his real family.

>>78160474
Shocking

>>78160423
Vitilgo

>>78160391
Patrician choice.

Who the fuck else have you ever heard of coming out of Kyrgyzstan? In any sport?

That alone is cool, but the fact that she has wins over JJ elevates her to top tier female combat sports athlete. War Bullet

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>>78160423
looks like he dipped his hand in a vat of glue then stuck it in his pube shavings

Jorge Gurgel looking good as always.

>>78160471
literally doesn't mean anything...

>>78160502
What happened?

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>this card is quite strong

>>78160447
That's Jorge Gurgel you fucking casual pleb.

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What did Cyborg mean by this?

>>78160503
usually cards with little star power have exciting fights and hyped up cards disappoint.

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welp time to order the PPV

THATS MY BOY MICHAEL BISPING!!!!

>>78160501
I learned Brazilian and American in school.

>streamer putting kpop on during ads

wtf i dont want to fap right now

>>78160536
>wmma
so cringe

who the fuck is david branch?

>>78160371
Isn't that the same way Sage got choked out? Vieira was on the wrong side.

>>78160536
He's a weird guy.
Dana's strange too.

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>>78160499
>>78160505
>>78160439
it's not just hair, it's a skin condition

>>78160471

so he fucks hookers like everyone else, big whoop

ACESTREAM HIGHEST QUALITY

ec351bdd4f1f9b75d80b7c8a2a1256f06d4dcafe

ACESTREAM BACKUP (lower quality)

3ae16091da1312bb22544f7f68047e4f47003dcc

IF IT'S LAGGY GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES SHIT IS FUCKED CUS EVERYONE IS TRYING TO CONNECT AT ONCE

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honestly this has actually been good so far. It's been much more entertaining than some cards which look good on paper but end up being boring.

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>>78160340
>>78160471
What a load of crockshit.

However, in case we have a Bizarro thing going on:
>BASED DC SANDBLASTING PROSTITUES

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https://twitter.com/Cody_Nolove/status/906697782500536321

MY BOY MICHAEL BISPING IS ON TV

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>>78160549

>>78160596

It's been unironically a great card so far

>>78160571

nice tits

>james franco
why can't this faggot stay away from shows that look interesting

>>78160562
I missed the first prelim fight because of that

>>78160596
shame the DJ fight got cancelled

>>78160608
whats the point of posting this you fuckin faggot ?

>>78160536
Dana is right. the ref let that kid take about 100 unnecessary shots.

>>78160588
Joe Rogan literally dying

imagine being this little wwf fan nerd trying to make a DC rumor using some shitty screenshots and a post from some website called gamefags

link

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>>78160575

dj is a little bitch

>>78160588
literally a yeti

is bcos is facts

dj getting btfo is pretty satisfying desu.

fucking pussy nigga, i hope borg misses weight again

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>>78160575
It was more of a Von flue choke. She raised her hips and was pushing down with her shoulder.

>>78160588
vitiligo

>>78160536
She's tuning Dana that saucy Brazilian minx.

kek Sarah McMann is an utter disappointment in MMA

>>78160536
LOL

>Doesn't want to fight the winner of Cody/TJ
>Doesn't want to fight Sergio
>Wants to reschedule with Ray fucking Borg
Fuck this fucking manlet.

RE SCHEDULE

LMAO he is going tonpull out again you fuckng manlet

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

DJ couldn't even care. I fell asleep during that interview.

>>78160690
Olivi looking real good here, great work by the team

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>>78160699
speak for yurself fag

We all agree that Mcmann lost because of her fucking awful ground and pound, right?

>>78160675
I fucking hate the manlet divisions. Every division under 145 or 155 needs to be cut

Honestly if I see DJ on the street I'd probably throw him inside a bin

>>78160671
Is there anyone in DJ's division that would make you think "Oh I can't miss when that guy fights"?

It just seems completely barren of raw talent with the exception of Mighty Mouse.

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reminder

>>78160717
just like during most of his fights. I don't even care that the fight's off.

>>78160681
The whole point of the von Flue choke is that it's basically a defence to a guillotine. It relies on the opponent hanging onto a guillotine while they're getting choked out.

t. never trained BJJ

>>78160720
too bad the team can't do anything about that face

>>78160732
if i was already watching the card i'd be semi interested in a sergio pettis fight that's about it

>>78160710
to be fair he probably doesn't want to waste the time spent in preparation

IM DA BES IN DA WUD

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>>78160690
smaller than a petite woman...

would you guys wanna see Megan Olivi get triple anally penetrated in a legalporno production or make soft, romantic love with james dean for tushy?

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

>>78160733
I'm always happy to see that because it means the prelim stream has the ppv

they position tyron so far away from the camera to hide how big his GH cranium is

DJ is a fuggin embarrassment, GOAT my cock.

>>78160731
>I fucking hate the manlet divisions. Every division under 145 or 155 needs to be cut

agreed

>>78160733

recommend a good HD stream?

how do i watch this if i dont want to pay for it

just got home search ufc 215
Rick Glenn def. Gavin Tucker Decision (unanimous)(30-25, 30-24, 29-27)
some1 describe the fight

>>78160634
UFC promised not to sue him for the webms if he did some sponsored posting

>>78160733
lmfao just came up on my stream and the dude running it went to channel guide

>>78160549
doing it right now!

>main event are women
I wish the hurricane would wipe out the stadium

When is Brock Lesnar coming back? I doubt anyone will stop him this time

>all these guys not fucking moving in stephens' highlights

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JUST BLEED

I want to throw a couple of bux on Nunes because she is the dog but I just can't resist that russian accent

>>78160768
Nonstop beating, ref wanted to see Tucker's brains

>>78160768
canadian manlet executed live on fox sports 1

>>78160768
it was a beatdown, tucker gassed

I NEED A MOMENT TO MYSELF

Magny didn't beat Hendricks

Hendricks was robbed

>>78160785
next summer

>>78160731
135 is lit desu

I could literally pick up and throw him on the ground and break his bones yet they call P4P #1 the midget is way too over his head he needs to be humble by TJ or Cody

IN
TO
PIE
CIES

>>78160768
Glenn wrecked Tucker and the fight when on about 10 minutes longer than it should have.

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>>78160750

JESUS CHRIST

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>edmonton
>city of champions

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Who oilers here?

>>78160768

ref attempted to murder tucker by proxy

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Cowboy dressed up tonight

>>78160801
>>78160785
Doubtful, he was going to come back to fight Jones, which is obviously not happening.

He won't come back unless it is a legit moneyfight, Jones would have been that. There is no one for him to face now.

>tfw 4D 4K stream rn
lmao poorfags

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>>78160396
I got to see her live when she fought in Denver. Put on a hell of a show and I've been a fan since.

I wanna get raped by a girl

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who here /bringing the pain/

>>78160791
>>78160792
>>78160795
>>78160816
any webms

>>78160836
>mark hunt
>money fight
he will get stipe

>>78160812
yea, okay bud.

how's your moms basement btw?

Who is Nunes' titty monster sex therapist

>>78160835
lookin good Cowboy

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>>78160798
>take a guy down and get elbowed in the face and almost subbed
>do no significant damage
Fuck off, wrestlers ruined this sport.

>>78160802
No it's not. There's TJ, Cody, Cruz and a bunch of other worthless midgets. Let them move up to 145.

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OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST HENRY CEJUDO

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>>78160733
JUST
GREED

>>78160690
He is married anyway. He made it.I don't think he gives a fuck if he's smaller than most women.

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>Russian Muslims love the UFC
>Amanda Nunes is a carpet muncher

I wonder how they censor her gayness on their TV

What happens if I mix powdered milk with liquid milk?

>>78160741
you've never trained

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>Nunes' sister

muh dick

Valentina's sister is pretty hot too.

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>nunes' thicc sister
BREHS

>>78160842
ronda look like she actually got bunda right here

>>78160812
lol how much do you weigh aussie?

it's a sport btw not a prison fight. watch WSHH street fight compilations if you want to see scraps without weight classes

I want to throat fuck shevchenko

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Why is an acestream better quality than fight pass?

ITS

A


BUMMER

>>78160845
That was a different time m8

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>that chika to the left of Nunes

>>78160816
100%

i was so pissed at that ref

he literally had no interest in doing his job

needs to be taken off of duty

he's going to take years off of fighter's careers

>>78160865
you make based double milk

>>78160877
MORE

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its the fucking champ the REAL champ NON steroid champ

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>>78160835
Fuck yeah

>>78160848
I'm sure the midget would put up a fight but yer I'd fucking kill him. Size + power >>>>>> technique in this case.

>>78160725
jesus, the jiggle

DC looks tired as shit

>>78160883
you;ve gotta have a dick longer than 5 inches for that

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thicc sis

Rogan looks really rough

>>78160913
dc cant fool me, he's still in /hello darkness/ mode

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>>78160868
vals sister is hotter desu

>>78160886
I know right

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>>78160768
Ragdolling one sided beat down, Tucker looked like pic rel afterwards

>>78160812
lmao he'd probably submit you if you tried to even grab him

>>78160913
he looks fatter than usual

>>78160909

DO DA DOOOOOOO

WAAAAWWW

WOWWWW

WAAAAA

DO DA DOOOOOOO

>>78160881
I'm 185cm 92kg 9%bf, I'm pretty confident I could heem him with a jab.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Amanda, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day laughing at pictures of Schaub. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making bad OPs.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the UFC Women's Bantamweight Champion, and I made Ronda Rousey cry. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get Performance of the Night bonusess, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>78160919

D E L I C I A

>>78160886
honestly, I hell the respect outta Eddie. he handled the Conor loss so gracefully and then was one of the very first to compliment him after the boxing match. just seems like a real good, humble dude. I hope he gets to cash out nicely when he retires.

>>78160880
almost as much as Cormier

>>78160904
The fake Reddit champ

>>78160924
it's almost like being the ugly sister fuels wmma success

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picks are locked in. good luck lads

>>78160945
it's called a rock back

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>Blonde Russian born in Kyrgyzstan and lives in the US represents Peru

Literally how the fuck does that happen

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Rogan is such an anatomical oddity

>>78160911
whatever you need to tell yourself senpai.

hate to break it to you, even if you're 200lbs (and i'm sure you're more like 300), his technique will destroy your joints in a matter of seconds.

you'll never land a punch or catch him to "throw" him

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>>78160725
not bad

>>78160877
literally andy serkis with tits, no wonder nunes is sexually confused

>>78160911
>in this case

Lmfao what case? You being angry and daydreaming about assaulting a guy that will never know who you are? Sounds fun being you

fuck I have literally 0 SNACKS

what the fuck do I do

>>78160967
es normal

here's a good joke: RDA's ears

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>>78160966
noice

>>78160955
Why does one of the lesbians in a lesbian relationship always have to be hideous?

Why can't there be two pretty girls together for once?

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT GOY

>>78160919
HNNNGGG

id bang that thot right in the pooper

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I'm actually pretty fucking hype for the main card up until the main event.

Say what you will about the pissbreak main event and the lack of a manlet main event, but the rest of the main card is fucking solid.

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is Tyson Pedro the p4p #1 best-looking dude in the UFC?

feel like gilbert is going to get heemed

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>>78160943
kek

>>78161000
Jerk off and eat your own jizz, obviously

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>>78160949
>mfw
valentinas sister did mootie

>>78161000
drink a bunch of water

>>78160943
noice

i fucking hate her though

>>78161000
jizz and eat it

>>78160955
I bet Nina fantasizes about fucking the sister.

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GET THE FUCK IN EAR

http://www.strawpoll.me/13898717
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13898717

giblert le cheater

>>78160922
bacon cheeseburger:
mayo - extra
ketchup
onion (raw)
jalapeno (raw)
lettuce
hot sauce on the side

thank me later

Will Stephens redeem himself or will he remain the WHO DA FUK IS DAT guy?

>>78160943
someone please shop in guido hair

>>78160919
>DING DING

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>>78161036
>hating the one woman who actually has KO power
You're a fucking lame desu

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>>78161027
/PEDRO/

WAR STEPHENS

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>>78161056
I bet they've had a threesome

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MY BOY GIBLERT
>all out dog out war

Polite reminder that lesbian love is the purest form of love.

>>78161059
patrician

hey dumb cunts

im putting a cheeky 10'er on WHO DA FUCK IS THAT

3 straight losses vs 2 straight losses

>>78160922
double bacon cheeseburger all the way
cajun fries
cherry coke

thank me later

>>78161058
I hope getting USADA'd didn't delete his chin

>>78161072
What is a dog-out war?

Guys I'm pretty confident the only way I'm gonna enjoy this card is if I'm off my face. I have 9 blotters left, how many will I need to enjoy myself?

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>>78160835
>mcgregor shirt
>marvel hat

>>78160941
>6'1 skinnyfat lying about bf% aussie shitposter wants to fight a 5'3 125lb ufc fighter

lmAo im extremely sure you have never trained or you wouldnt brag about being able to KO someone numerous weight classes below you

>>78161066
>the one woman who actually has KO power
suuuuuuuurrrrrrreeeee

im gonna cap this when nunes gets sheemed

>>78161009
because they all secretly want a man with a dick, but due to childhood abuse and trauma, they won't let themselves take the D.

that's why strapons exist senpai

I N T E G R A T I O N

>gilbert in current year
shadow healm

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Giblert finna make a comeback

Bruce Lee would heem everyone in the entire ufc

>>78161103
Gimme a blotter right now

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>Who the fook ranked #8 and lost his last two fights
>Melendez debut in this division and it's against who the fook

Is it fair to say that whoever loses will contemplate suicide tonight?

>>78161103
stop doing drugs anon. its not worth it

>>78160922
At first I thought you meant you were having five friends over for the fight, then I realized where I was

I'VE GOT NACHOS IN THE OVEN PLEASE DELAY THE CARD DANA PLEASE PLEASE

>>78161133
Bruce Lee was the Conor Mcgregor of his era

>>78161085
huh?

my boy nate with melendez

>>78161059
this sounds good, thanks anon

>>78161136
when i knock giblerts out they dont move

>>78161106
Nah I'm not lying familia, I'm just on steroids.

>>78161133
This. He basically invented MMA.

>>78161136

Michael Johnson has lost 4 of his last 5 fights and is ranked like 7th at LW

Get the feeling this could be a slow starter.

>>78161147
lol

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JOE USED THE WORD CRAFTY

DRINK

REAL MUDDAFOOKIN GEES

>>78161133
haha word up brother
this is bruce lee shit !!

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i would have more entertainment with this

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WHAT? How did McMann lose?

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>>78161115
Im not saying she will win tonight, but she finishes damn near every fight in brutal fashion you cuck. She is one of the only entertaining women. You must prefer a boring wrestle fuck.

>>78161178
JOE MENTIONED SUCKING DICKS
DRINK

>>78161178
But I don't want to die of alcohol overdose.

>>78161103
9 desu