How is this kind of body acceptable?

he's already preparing for MLS and life in america

This is a slim person in USA (obese elsewhere).

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the important people accept it

>the marquis of meatballs

Really let himself go after that worldcup goal

>the lord of lards

GYNO
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He is still in process of recovery...

How much does he currently weigh?

that good feel when you find out you have the body of a professional footballer

>>78152372
of a world champion even

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How can you be fat at 63kg?

How the fuck does he do it?
Training at Dirtmend should burn more than enough calories to cut

>tfw many of us have the body type of a world cup winning midfielder in his 20s and probably a bigger dick too

>>78152517
that was like 2 or 3 years ago

also it's probably a lie

>>78152517
>5'8

his weight should be starting with a 9, the absolute manlet! Sad!

>/sp/ is body shaming Götze again
Ugh

Literally scored a WC winning goal u basement dwellers

>>78152165
He has an illness :(

>>78152547
> bigger dick
You wish
Post yours plz ;)

>>78152823
Is being american a disease now?

>>78152980
He's German are you retarded

>>78153012
He touched accidentally touched during training and now is a big heap of lard. Pulisic himself has immunity be abuse he is a Easter European

>>78152980
Yes desu

>>78153073
learn english, ronny-ahmed

Is Fatze a better 10 than Pulisic? I think Pulisic should play as a CAM on some games like today where Freiburg busparked hard.

>>78153439
He basically did though. In fact today it would have been better if him and Philipp played wider than they did

>>78152165
It becomes acceptable when you score a WC winner.

>>78153540
Pretty much this. I would live of beer and pussy if I was him.

>>78152165
Fuck even I'm in better shape than him

looks like the fat little German kid from the simpsons

>>78152323
Recovery? From what?

>>78153920
Had to take an almost 6 month break after being diagnosed with myopathy.

>>78153498
You sure? I dont think playing wide would have helped much today.

>when you're fatter than the coach

>>78154319
Playing through the middle wasn't getting them anywhere, since any time a player in the box got the ball he was swamped by three defenders. They should have tried to stretch Freiburg, try and get Pulisic into some 1on1s out wide, and have them play balls in towards Aubameyang. Their only width came from Piszcek, who was alright, but needed wide support which is where Pulisic could have helped and Zagadou, who's main attacking contributions so far have been long balls like against Wolfsburg, which wouldn't really have come in handy, his crossing really isn't great. They also should have at least tried some attempts from far, Sahin at least got a dangerous attempt like that, and Aubameyang could have pounced onto the rebound.

>>78154435
I see. When you put it that way, I suppose it makes sense. I was more thinking along the lines of Freiburg packing the box which leaves little room for the ball to go through from Dortmund.

>>78153920

his dinner

>>78154679
kek

>>78152165
>WC winning goal scorer
>Hot gf
>Millionaire
>Professional sportist

I think being fat and balding is an ok compromise.

>>78155360
lel no. i'm superior to him in every way except financially and i never won a world cup or any major sporting achievement at all and i never represented my country in anything and i never fucked a 10/10. i imagine he envies me though.

I thought he was going to be the goat when he was 18

Gotze supposedly has a "metabolic disease" that prevents him from training.

>>78153920
Allegedly he has has a metabolic disorder.

>the pasha of pita
>the don of doner
>the count of crisps

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>>78154679
lel

>>78154679
Ayee.