/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition Redux

Schaub is God

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Mike Bis

>>78150734
Have you at least gone to a shelter?

>>78150777
Nope. Want me to get some pictures for you guys?

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>>78150800
Sure. Maybe do a face reveal since we know this is the end

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fights tonight

Convince me that Khabib could beat Kevin Lee

>>78150869
Nah

Him and Ferg are both padded and would lose to LKL

give your P4P rankings

1. DJ
2. JJ
3. Tyron
4. Max Holloway
5. Stipe
6. Conor
7. Nunes
8.Cormier
9. Cody Garbrandt
10. Whittaker

>>78150869
He can't. Khabib would get TKOd in the 2nd.

>coral springs

>>78150905
>Tyron
>ahead of Stipe let alone Max

Do I need to remind you his first defense was a draw, second win was controversial, and third win was a snoozefest

Non autist thread:

>>78150711
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>>78150711

>>78150983
Whats your issue dude? We already have a thread and are discussing MMA

> 10 more hours until 215
im about to heem myself stiff out of boredom

>>78150905
bad bait lad

>>78150747
>tfw too intelligent to believe in god

>>78150952
He defeated two specialists uncontroversially, he is the nfl equivalent of a great defense. Holloway hasn't even defended yet and Stipe is in a weak weight class

>>78150716
Trying to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent being an obese NEET neckbeard there lad?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/bisping6s-1-web.jpg/

>>78151001
Bisping poster is also the /mma/ poster

>>78151022
not bait

>>78151053
OP doesn't matter. You threas isn't any better. Fuck off

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>>78150952
He won both fights against Thompson.

>>78151041
>HW
>weak

Get better at b8ing man.

>>78151070
The sperg is al rev'd up

>>78151070
>OP doesn't matter
Yet you have been the one making the OPs for the last 2 days now day and night, what's wrong with you?

what ethnicity is gilbert melendez?

>>78151013
prelims start in 3.5 hours

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>>78150983
Thats twice you've failed to beat me buddeh.

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>>78151099
Motherfucking ninja, 209 that's wassup

>>78151099
bean

>>78151085
>three good fighters
>not weak

Has no one out the pieces together? Calendar was the /mma/ OP.

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>>78151187
no one gives a fuck

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Getting windy bros. Hope I get to watch one of my boys Giblert before power goes out.

>>78151099
Ninja-American

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>lets take the biggest manlet in the division and pair him up with the biggest lanklet in the division
what exactly did they mean by this?

>>78151131
I'm worried about you, do you think this is normal behavior?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/bisping6s-1-web.jpg/

If DJ is the best UFC fighter pound per pound, why was Mcgregor called the best UFC fighter in the Mayweather fight?

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>>78151238
no one gives a fuck

>>78151244
>just now realizing UFC rankings are a marketing tool

>>78151041
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>>78151154
Isn't Flyweight the weakest?

>>78151213
For sure invite one of those palm trees into your guard, my man

is obese autist still here? lets check:

Zabit is shit

>>78151258
Are you okay?

>>78151232
Circus fights are the life blood of mma

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New episode is up. I guess they are starting the two a week episodes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NtdyUAdyEY

>>78151386
No one cares you idiot

>>78151386
Funny how Americans are so amused by believe you me. I know it doesn't make sense but it's such a common phrase here to see it questioned is bizarre.

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>>78151238
Whats there to be worried about?

>go on 4chan
>make thread
>resume life while h8rs are in shambles

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What did they mean by this?

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Cody Pfister vs Krazy Horse is a very important fight in the Lightweight division

>>78151462
>Resume life
How do you resume life when you've been here for 2 days straight?

>>78151554
I thought he retired lel

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Can somebody post the American Psycho Reem webm ?

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>these /sp/ cucks and their "football" ruining my /heem/ experience

End football RIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOW

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<----------Tappy

Will /sp/ be mad when in ten years the entire ufc is black and way better than any whites ever were?

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<--------------Sleepy

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>>78151590
>broncos season opener is on fucking monday night football and I have to go to work on morning shift

1 pm games are the best

>>78150747
I'm now remembering what a fedora tipper bisbong used to be. He told Vitor there is no Jesus before their fight

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<----- Conor McGregor

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<-------------Champy

>>78151719
>>78151686
you guys are pretty annoying

i still want to see the trilogy though

>>78151570
Clover

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What went wrong?

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<---------------Niggly

>>78151736
now post the pic of when he defended those belts

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Bisbong makes the best threads.

Michael Bisping has never lost to a natty opponent.

Does this make him the GOAT by default? Him being champion now is not coincidence.

Who revved him up this time?

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Reem bless lads

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>>78151843
Are you sure about that?

>>78151799
It's not healthy to spend 20 hours a day on 4chan

Why does the scat spammer do it? Why /heem/ of all places does he terrorize?

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>>78151882
You're right, you should probably go to sleep.

>>78151913
Post it one more time and there will be consequences.

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>>78151945

>>78151554
For sure Krazy Horse will land a sneaky heem

>>78151960
*Roger /heem/ police we got a 323 Over*

>>78151774
>now post the pic of when he defended those belts

Conor is too good to defend. Once he wins, he moves on to the next division/sport. No need to keep fighting the same old bums.

Once he KOs GGG in a year or two, he'll probably return to the UFC to clean up welterweight.

>>78151913
This is just sad

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>>78152083

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Chart showing

interest in MMA/the UFC since Conor shit the bed against Mayweather (purple)

number of fucking tools posting "bless" bullshit and gossiping about each other on /heem/ like the rest of us give a fuck (protip: we fucking don't)

Anyone here know who the UFC middleweight champion is? Sorry, haven't watched MMA in a while.

>>78152120

Silva

>>78152115
>tools
>s
It's one loser talking to himself. He hasn't logged out in 2 days.

>>78152042
please don't drive or operate heavy machinery while you're on whatever it is you're on, kiddo

I find it hilarious the only fighters the average person cares about are

>mandrama roidfreak
>coke head
>Irish monkey
>6/10 blonde woman

Have fun with that 90k PPV sales tonight

>>78151554
I thought Pfister retired and crazy horse was a BW?

>>78151843
i thought bisping won the chael fight too but what the judges say goes

Bisping arguably lost to CB, Leites, and Anderson

>>78152248
>6/10
You're being too generous there.

picks brah where are you?

>>78152248
>I can't enjoy a card if it won't do at least 1 million buys xD

when is the show on dummies?

People being disrespectful to Aldo on his page, I told them not to because it was his birthday so they got mad at me and called me a pussy.

One was about 5'4 and the other had bad hairline, I had the last laugh.

I'm off to sleep soon, I really hope RDA wins.

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>>78151588

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>>78152549
2 and a half hours till the earliest prelims

>>78152682
>Aspen Lard in the middle

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>>78152645
Thank you very much

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>>78152004
We had a call about a disturbance?

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>>78153033

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Was out at the park with my dog watching the storm come in. Just came home it's pouring now. Please mma gods let me watch UFC 215

>>78153078
Are you coral?

>>78153092
Yes

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BisKing is an international commonwealth treasure.

>>78153033
Yes, we need a spam clean-up. Requesting back-up.

>>78153078
pretty. desktop background.

stay safe coral

>>78153121
This is off-topic, please keep all posts MMA related.
>-The /Heem/ Police

>>78153143
Thanks, I won't be going outside for a while so I thought I'd enjoy the fresh air before it got hectic.

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>>78153104
This

Bisking Bless

Anyone else hyped for DJ breaking the record tonight?

why do people tie their animals up before they evacuate without them?

>>78153355
Wouldn't the DJ get fired?

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>>78153355

>>78153377
please tell me people don't do this

imagine being a chinlet lmao

>>78153377
some people like hot dogs in summer idk calm down geek

>>78153449
listening to a live broadcast about the hurricane and a Florida police chief just told people to stop tying up their animals before they leave and to just leave them loose if they cant take them.

>>78153510
Nobody likes a soggy dog.

>>78153518
well that's depressing as fuck

I really don't get the logic behind that either

>knocked out by Nate Diaz
>knocked out by Mayweather
Is Goober a chinlet?

>>78153570
Jesus is at the wheel, never forget

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Nunes vs Shevchenko
Magny vs Dos Anjos
Cejudo vs Reis
Latifi vs Pedro
Stephens vs Melendez

>>78153574
He's never fought anyone with KO power so who knows.

>>78153594
Wouldn't you be a chinlet if you get KO'ed by someone without KO power?

>>78153574
>>78153594
He didnt get knockedout by either though

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why does God hate the sinners of the Caribbean so much?

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we also got Canad vs The World (Prelims Edition) tonight

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>>78153588
>>78153588
stephens
latifi
cejudo
RDA
Nunes

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>>78153588
Nunes
Dos Banjos
Cejudo
Latifi
Melendez

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>>78153655
Cheating garbage

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>>78153588
Shevchenko
Dos Anjos
Cejudo
Latifi
Stephens

>>78150716
Is 215 going to be one of the biggest disappointments in a while? Even with only interim for 216, that seems like a better event.

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>>78153588
Val
Magny
Cejudo
Latifi
Giblert

>>78153681
kek;d

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>>78153588
Shevchenko
Dos Anjos
Cejudo
Pedro
Melendez

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>>78153588
Shevchenko
Dos Anjos
Wilson Reis
Tyson Pedro
Jeremy Stephens

>>78153588
is that the best belly in mma?

>>78153588
>>78153802
same

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>>78153858

Gil vs Stephens is gonna be fucking spicy

fuck jon jones

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>>78153588
Shev
Dos Anjos
Cejudo
Latifi
Stephens

Gonna try and get a nap in
Bet it doesn't work, I spend an hour trying to sleep but failing and instead end up more tired eventually falling asleep during the card

What percentage of heem is on tainted supplements?

>>78154087
i taint my own supplements
(with cum)

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>>78153588
Nunes
Magny
Reis
Latifi
Stephens

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>>78154100
Are you from /k/ ?

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>>78153588
schevchenko
dos anjos
cejudo
pedro
stephens

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>>78153588

Stephens via heem
Latifi via chinlet
Reis
Banjos
Shev

Did she pull out yet?

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>>78153588
stephens
pedro
cejudo
dos anjos
shev

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>>78153588
Nunes
Rda
Reis
Pedro
Stephens

>>78154223
been waiting for this too, I would lmao so hard

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>>78154223
This made me think about rda passing out before his fight with eddie. Does the commission do random check ins leading up to the fight?

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>>78154223
Dana's head would turn into a shade of red so deep that only birds can see it if such a thing were to happen

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>>78153588
Shevchenko
Neil
Cejudo
Pedro
Stephens

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>>78153588
Shevchenko
Dos Anjos
Cejudo
Pedro
Melendez

stream where and prelims when?

>>78154438
Joanna looks like THAT?

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>>78154429
Danas face would turn octarine, the color only wizards can see

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>>78153588
Nunes
RDA
Reis
Pedro
Stephens

Imagine how dangerous Bisping would be if he roided. He is a killer natty as it is.

>>78154720
Go outside

>>78150905
DJ exclusively bashes nobody midgets and dont dare to challenge guys like TJ. He's only interested in boosting his midget bashing statistics
>goat #1
JJ fights under his natural division in order to have his insane reach advantage and covers his otherwise lower power disadvantage with rigorous roiding. He's practically a nobobdy without PEDs and knowing this, even when he's under extreme spotlight he still roids and gets caught
>goat #2

just fuck off

Not sure if I should stay awake for this one. Some of the fights seem spicy.

>>78154727
At the dog park right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkXKYnOvFuo

Ronda, we WWE now.

/snacks&hoez/

>>78154758
Post picture

just got in from the pub, has the card not even started yet?? wtf??

DJ W.T. /snacks&hoez/

>>78154826
Did you have fun at the pub

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>>78154783

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>>78153355

>>78154531
taima.tv/r/mma

Early prelims in 35 min

>>78154870
Holy shit that poor manlet

I am going to bed, tired. If I wanted to wake up for rda fight what time would I need to set my alarm?

>>78154870
Delete this photograph of me NOW

>>78154862
not really, watched my football team lose and then had a few more mediocre overpriced pints

>>78154885

kek

How have I not seen this on /fit/?

>>78154904
about tree fiddy

>>78154739
memes aside, this will will be a good card.

>>78154870
Get help

>>78155020
I was going to buy this card until mighty meme had his fight cancelled

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my cousin invited me to his cousin's birthday party (i'm not related and hardly know him) says they're gonna be ordering the fights. I worry that i'll be too uncomfortable there since my cousin is the only one i know there and he'll be off doing his own thing getting fucked up. Never been to these types of parties, how do i handle this?

>>78155048
Heem someone immediately so everyone knows you're a true fight fan

>>78155048
get drunk and aggressively show your mma power level

>>78154769
I'm kinda happy that Ronda is moving on with her life and not dwelling on returning to fight.

Stream?????

>>78155038
the mighty meme fight wasn't even going to be good. Everyone knows that nunes vs shev was the main event anyways.

>>78155048
Walk up to your cousins largest friend and flying armbar him. Let them know you are a real fight fan so they don't talk over the commentary.

>>78155069
This works pretty well actually. I did it at the mayweather mcgoober party I went to because nobody knew dick about boxing or mma.

It wont get you laid, but you'll be talking to people.

>>78155009
forget that then, I will watch tomorrow afternoon

Please don't get heemed rda

>>78155048
Heem every there

>>78155127
I went to a MayMac party and some white dude got really drunk and kept calling Mayweather a Nigger out loud. There were two big ass black dudes at the party but they didn't do anything. I've never seen someone say nigger so openly and get away with it.

>>78155069
this sounds like great advice, i'll call out anyone willing to take on a cheeky tenner against my man Magny

>>78155163
Trump's victory pervades everywhere

How long we got til the prelims?

>>78155198
lmao the dude hated Trump. We talked for a little bit about politics and he said the Trump is a "piece of shit".

>>78155198
This is why I boycott the UFC, how quickly people forget what Dana White did at the rnc.

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[mandrama intensifies]

>>78155163

Because some black people understand that nigger is just a type of black person. And Floyd is definitely a nigger.

cyborg vs ray borg who wins

>>78155232
Chael would maul that manlet.

>>78154870
Is that the spammer?

>>78155226
and yet you will be posting in the thread tonight anyways.

>>78154924
You poor thing. I'm so sorry to hear that. Wanna cuddle with /heem/ and watch some cagehump?

>>78155232
macgregor would knock him the eff out

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>>78155048
stand to near the bouncy castle and shitpost on heem from your phone

>>78155254
Watching for free. I had purchased every UFC PPV since UFC 32.

ALMOST TIME LADS

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>>78155247
>And Floyd is definitely a nigger.
Still seething?

>>78155048
sneak into sister or moms room
find hamper
post used panty pics

>>78155308
This is the obese mandrama spammer.

>>78155285
Wait you're serious? You're really that upset about Dana speaking at the rnc?

>>78155308

I was actually cheering for Floyd because a Conor win would have fucked UFC even more for years to come. There is no doubting Floyd is just a rich nigger. Scummy as fuck.

>>78155353
conor will literally never fight in the poo eff see ever again tho

>>78151041
the casuals always come out for a wmma fight

>>78155346
>are you really that upset that dana supported an open white supremacist who's making it his lifes work to crash the global economy

hmm yes how unreasonable

Kajan is going to win lads and he's +380 bet on him

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AYYY TITTIES

>>78150716

>>>/asp/

The winner of the Neil/RDA fight fights Santiago next according to Ponzi

Shame I quite like RDA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

>>78155395
Keith Olbermann plz go

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is he our guy?

>>78155375

I just mean for the promotional side. Dana and co already can't get off Conor's dick. Imagine how terrible it would have been if Conor won. And if Conor won, he would have unlimited leverage over the UFC because there is money to be made by promoting his own boxing fights.

>>78155449
I am anonymous, I never forgive Tito for ducking Chuck, I never forget, expect me!

diaz v mcgregor 3 will literally be a boxing match and you will all enjoy it

>>78155375
yes he will, his coach is already planting seeds for the nate trilogy

>>78155449
Tito is a breddy cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDgLWGJ0-8o

>>78155449
Diaz bros were Bernie supoporters
so
no

Bernie is /HEEM/s choice

>>78155503
http://www.espn.co.uk/mma/story/_/id/18497966/ufc-veteran-nate-diaz-applying-boxing-license-nevada

>>78155516
Heem is drug free. We do not endorse drug addicts.

I wish Aldo had thrown coffee on Mcgregor or something to get the 2nd fight. I get angry everytime I see people attacking Aldo online

>>78155511
god there was a glorious period between the UFC being human cockfighting and it being bullshit corporate 'proper sport' crap

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>>78153588
Shevchenko
Magny
Cejudo
Latifi
Melendez

>>78155562
aldo is literally flushed

you could make an argument him before but not after he got finished by holloway

>>78155449
Fuck him

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>>78155434
walk up on me again

>>78155579
Was Aldo USADA'd too?

>>78155566
Human cockfighting was great. I miss the roided out monsters beating the piss out of each other, and hackney punching Joe son in the balls

>>78155562
Same honestly, I didn't care for Aldo until 13 seconds but now it's impossible not to feel for him. I hope the whole of Ireland gets nuked they all seem like scum

>>78155574 What do women's hands feel like

>>78155594
no, this is a young sport and the current generation have passed him by

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Did someone say human cockfighting

>>78155532
>Jan 18, 2017
That was before the Floyd fight was even announced, Aldo did it too. That fight will not happen simply because Conor v Nate in a boxing match wouldn't make as much money as Conor v Nate in mma fight, boxingfags wouldn't buy that shit.

>>78155395
seek help

>>78155541
>nu-heem
>estroHEEMgen
>stables of "boys"
>harems of men

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>>78153588
Shevchenko
Dos Anjos
Cejudo
Latifi
Stephens

>>78155579
You're a bitch stfu yellow teeth

>>78155604
:(

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>>78153588

Bullet
RDA
Cejudo
Tyson
Stephens

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Thought I heard someone say human cockfighting

>>78155591
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU MORE, I TITTY FUCK YOU

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But I hardly know this beauty by my side,
I'll never forget the way you look tonight

>>78155655
>wouldn't make as much money

you're delusional. andre ward selling like 130k PPVs made 5 mil+ when jones and DC selling 800k+ made like 1 mil each

boxing much not make as much in total but it makes more for the main fighters

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>>78155449
Yes

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Anyone else super stoked for 215? Not that bad of a card really.

The real hardest hitting 145er kicking it off.
Two extremely skilled Flyweights, one of which has an Olympic Gold medal!
The former Lightweight champ who would have crushed Tony the cheater if not for getting horrendously eyepoked!
My fightfu, the white muay thai goddess Shevchenko fighting the dirty dyke brutish hardest hitting 135er!

How can you casuals dislike this card?

>>78155696
she's a saint!

WE ARE LIVE
WELCOME TO THE SHOW

>>78155680
This was the closest we'll ever get to Mortal Kombat

>>78155680
god damn they need to bring back rabbit punches

WE ROOOOOOOLAN

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One more human cockfighting webm. Harold Howard was a treasure.

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>>78153588
>Shevchenko
>Dos Anjos
>Reis
>Latifi
>Melendez

Kajan is going to get tooled

DES
PA
CITO

>>78155750
got any of that really early russian sambo guy? think he started in like ufc 5

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DC on commentary

>>78155753
you're wrong

DCDCDC

DC is dead inside

>>78155715
because casuals only like large male physiques

then they complain about how HW and LWH are not stacked enough

you can't please casuals

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>>78155750
Harold Howard threw the first memekick in UFC history, true or false?

I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE

>>78154888
your link sucks all of the dicks

>>78155704
What was the gate for both of those events? Oh yeah, shut the fuck up if you have no idea what you're talking about.

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>anik x rogan x dc

based actually

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>>78155750
TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT

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>Martins

oh boy I sure LOVE this new Xfinity internet. Thanks comcast! I'm so happy that this internet is blistering fast on only buffers the stream every 5 seconds! Wow, so much faster! You said every room would have great internet and you were definitely right. I'm so glad the stream only buffers nonstop and is completely unwatchable, thank you! All of the streams are like this for me now! Thank you!

NATTY GOAT DC ON THE COMMENTARY

>>78155732

Damn, imagine walking out to the reptile theme.

>>78155800
>bitch x cuck x bull

makes sense

You can hear how dead inside DC is now.

>>78155704
I'm not saying boxers make less, I'm saying boxing fans wouldn't be interested in that fight because Conor and Nate aren't boxers, MMA fans would obviously prefer that fight to happen in an octagon and it would be horrible for the UFC as well. It's not happening mate.

Is Kajan still making shit rap songs?

I like the new reebok kits and kj walkout

lets go Kajan

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Could /OurGirl/ be given a title shot if she puts in an impressive performance tonight?

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stream here
>http://sportival.net/ufc-hd-live-stream/

>>78155704
The UFC wasn't directly involved in promoting May-Mac to avoid issues with the Ali Act. They can't do that with two UFC fighters unless they cut one of them loose and let another boxing promoter run the show. Ticket and PPV sales were both disappointing because the straight boxing crowd wasn't interested, McGregor-Diaz will have the same problem without the boost of casual interest

>>78155795
>According to Yahoo Sports, the fight only generated around 130,000 buys on HBO PPV.[17] The replay was shown on regular HBO averaging 752,000 viewers and peaked at 947,000, which was during the final round.[18]

>The event produced a live gate of $2,187,340 from 6,366 tickets sold, including complimentary tickets, the full attendance was announced as 10,592. The venue was set up to hold 10,748.[19][20]

99% it both sold way less PPVs and did way less ticket sales but however

>the fight purses were revealed before the fight with Ward taking a guaranteed career-high $6.5 million and Kovalev, not having a base purse, would receive a percentage of PPV and gate revenue.[13]

>>78155750
How many months into the WME era are we and still no HD tape transfers of the old UFC and Pride shows.

This guy is the biggest goof he better get heemd stiff. I bet he'll miss his rebux when he is trying to make a living rapping.

>>78155830
Stream here
Ufc.tv

>>78155828
mummy

>>78155818
see: >>78155838

you can have a bad night in boxing and STILL earn more money than if you main event the most succesful card of the year in mma - that's just how much the UFC skim off the top

>>78155828
Possibly. Not a lot of other streaking fighters in the division

>>78155839
We will never get HD tape for Pride - UFC didn't even manage to buy that
Some of the old UFCs have been redone, though not all of them were filmed with high quality equipment
Check out the WEC library, great quality now
Strikeforce also looks mostly shit, really sad

>>78155715
im excited because we havent had a ppv in a while

>>78155859
Hey Canadabro

Raging homo Johnson get heemed

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Polite reminder to watch on FITE.tv for a chance to chat with Carlos "The Natural Born Killer" Condit!

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DC sounds stuffy from crying probably

>>78155899
does it cost actual US PPV price?

>>78155904
He got his chin deleted, leave him alone

YO /heem/

FORM VOLTRON

>>78155872
>Strikeforce also looks mostly shit, really sad

It pisses me off that the pirate rips from the original airings are better quality than the legal alternative. There's is literally no reason why they can't fix it.

>>78155785
this always makes me lol

Could you beat up prime Royce?