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FREITAG
HSV 0 - 2 RB Leipzig
SAMSTAG
Mönchengladbach 0 -1 Frankfurt (HZ)
FC Augsburg 2 - 0 FC Köln (HZ)
Wolfsburg 0 - 0 Hannover (HZ)
Freiburg 0 - 0 Dortmund (HZ)
Mainz 1 - 1 Leverkusen (HZ)
Hoffenheim - Bayern (18:30)
SONNTAG
Hertha - Werder Bremen (15:30)
>Schalke - Stuttgart (18:00)
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Did VAR save the bundes?
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who here /gfd/?
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*farts*
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hello
>>78143729
hmmmm...
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>>78143627
well done
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>>78143627
They're not sitting
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>>78143627
how is the war on drugs going over there in flipland btw?
are there any drug dealers left alive?
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>>78143627
Wonder how many non germans get the reference in this pic.
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>>78143678
it brings butthurt and memes
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>>78143883
this
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>>78143860
Not me
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI
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>>78143912
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drei_Chinesen_mit_dem_Kontrabass
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Finally this stupid Hannover meme is over
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>>78143912
This pic came up when the "auto" autosaging started and /bundes/ used to interchange letters in the subject field. For example /bundes/, became /bündus/, /bondos/, /bendes/ etc. The pic is a about a famous german children song with the name "Drei Chinesen mit dem Kontrabass" where you interchange voels after every sung verse.
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>BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN >BETAKUSEN
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DIALLO
>neverkusen
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>>78144063
*vowels
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>neverkusen
The gift that keeps on giving.
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>>78144144
>>78144063
>>78144013
Thx dudes
For me it's the 'a' verse
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god damn it score already
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I am sure things will turn out ok
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>>78143847
probably yeah, but my friend's local weed dealer shut up shop
the squads can't even do their job properly, they just shot two 17 year old students cause they fucked up and claimed "they retaliated"
>>78143893
??
Either way her name is Hoda Fadel
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Finnish meme striker is on for vizeküssen
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>that Hradecky save
nice
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>>78144273
hoping for the best friendo
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>>78144311
gonna get me some nice comunio points
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>>78144314
that is a mean
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>>78144273
Nobody will care about the first three games of the season when you lift the Europapokal in May.
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>>78144295
you now remember teemu pukki
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I guess so
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>the freiburg will soon be moving out of that comfy stadium
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>>78143627
gooood morgen
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>>78144375
morgen
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The mainz staidum is empty af
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>>78144375
morning
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>>78144390
yeah
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>>78144375
uma morninho delicia
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>it's another 80% posession and six times more shots on target 0-0 draw episode
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>THE CITY OF PILLEN
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>>78144375
ello
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SERDAR
>Nevereverkusen
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>neverkusen
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Do you think Carlo doesn't play Müller because he is cross dressing and as we all know Italians are transphobic?
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>sell Toprak
>don't get an adequate replacement
>concede 8 goals in 3 games
herrlich!
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FICK JA HANNOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARNIK HARNIK
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>Ihr in /bundes/ habt leicht reden. Hockt hier und hab schon drei Weißbier intus.
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HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER HANGOVER
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>>78144490
>und hab schon drei Weißbier intus.
I wish
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>>78144389
moin
>>78144394
yes hi
>>78144409
bom dia
>>78144431
hello
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>>78144481
No spoiler, please.
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What a mem goal
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I want sex
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>>78144462
they would have conceded 12 goals with toprak
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>dat leno save
Nice
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>>78144517
it was probably the first hackentor by an austrian in history
unless cheeky toni polster did it before
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>>78144505
Stop replying like this you faggot
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>>78144462
Might sound biased but
>don't keep chicharito
>sell toprak
>the empty trophy cabinet of neverkusen
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>all those audio problems
the city of sky
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>>78144558
Hackentor and Doppeltunnel
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>>78144353
I wonder if the Effzeh can manage the double of relegation and Euro.
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>no VAR used there
riggy
diggy
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>>78144586
are you frankfurt now?
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>>78144615
what a powerful statement on modern day life
really makes me think!
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>>78144646
Frankfurt and hoffenheim.
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>>78144606
Is this where Federer lives?
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>>78144675
nice, at this rate you will become majority of frankfurt too
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>the state of Aubameyang
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>>78144718
more like >the state of that ref
he should ve let the game go, it was a faul on BVB player ffs
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>Cuckmund
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>>78144443
No, rather because he's shit.
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>>78144754
Yeah, don't understand why he didn't just play advantage. The ball had already moved on 20m from the position of the foul, and was still in their possession.
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>>78144504
why dont you just drink weißbier then
>>78144529
why? isnt it way more difficult than masturbating with the same reward?
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Pulisic needs to go to Bayern. Bvb is holding him back
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Sokratis you flopping bitch
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>>78144763
Why are americans so obsessed with cuckolding?
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>>78144754
no I was talking about the chance for Auba afterwards, piszczek diving header and Auba still doesn't get to it
Also yeah, Auba really hasn't got much service now has he? You're right about having to play advantage though.
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>>78144781
no, you can't knutschi yourself
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>Yarmolelko
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>get help by VAR
>still can't win in Freiburg
kek, why is BVB so goddamn pathetic?
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JESUS
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Wew, this has been a hard season for Buyern but they prevailed yet again.
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>>78144781
I'm going to meet with a few friends in the evening and if I'm going to start drinking now I'm either too drunk or too tired to meet with them. Plus I'm still somewhat hungover
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>lmaolenko
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>Yarmolenko
Another briliant transfer from Dortmund
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>yarmolenko
International breaks were a mistake
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>>78144811
It's the intellectuals fetish.
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>>78144791
I have the feeling he needs one more good season for bayern to care, otherwise they will most likely brand him as a 1-or-2-season wonder.
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What's their problem?
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>>78144818
okay
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I like how stadia in the bundes adverts sell stuff like windows and doors while in England it's betting sites and foreign airlines
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>>78144880
international breaks, freiburg's bus parked harder than the north korean elite, general all around shit play and mistakes on the individual level.
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>>78144848
i understand
are you interested in my opinion?
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>>78144880
Losing so much to bayern broke their minds and put them on an eternal runner up mentality.
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>>78144930
sure why not?
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>>78144909
>advertising doors
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>>78144945
eternal 3rd now
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>>78144909
and does it work?
will you buy your next windows and doors from germany?
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>>78144945
this, they are probably happy to keep a clean sheet
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>>78144909
windows are important
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>>78144966
Yes
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>>78144951
start drinking immediately
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>6min added time in Gladbach
???
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>passing ball between central defenders back and forth until it becomes awkward
>and then long pass which GK catches with no problem
so thats the exciting attacking football of Peter Bosz?
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>>78144981
just like cemeteries
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>>78144990
I'm considering it
thanks for your input
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at.the.end.of.the.tunnel.2016.bdrip.x264-bipolar.mkv
obviously not going to marathon this
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>>78144983
good lad
our windows and doors will withstand every hurricane, tornado and earthquake, so all you will have to replace after hurricane irma is your roof
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>>78144926
And having to use two subs on injuries.
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well Mainz was pretty cute today. thats the story.
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>>78145027
indeed
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BOGAFACE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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trips and Bayern lose 1-0 to Hoffenheim
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ETERNAL DORTKEKS
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FINN BOGA SON
>the dom of köln
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How can you not score against 10 men
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>>78145067
They beat neverkusen, it isn't really a big feat but 3 points are 3 points.
Also
>dirtmound
>mah gladback
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#BoszOut
#BringBackTuchel
#echteLiebe
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>>78145137
Not easy when the remaining 9 field players are playing a 450.
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SHAREHOLDERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW
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>tfw made a bid for finnbogason on comunio and the dude didn't accept
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>>78145002
>It's a "Dutch coach fails at breaking down a team that parks the bus episode"
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>>78145158
i miss taktik tuchel
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>>78145158
this
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>>78145182
top kek
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>tfw not intelligent enough to play comunio
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>>78145218
there are still 31 matchdays left, m8
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poor showing overall today
>>78145203
I miss that autist too
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>>78145218
you and me are on the same boat although I hope that with my revamped squad the tide will turn.
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>>78145396
oh boy
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>>78145396
>Robbery on the bench
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it's over
levekusen is finished
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>Sky in charge of Audiotechnik
>>78145512
rip
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>>78145396
It's funny how much they are trying to push this Rudy faggot lately.
The man has zero charisma and is one of the most bland and boring players I've ever seen. He never sticks out at all. You usually even forget he's playing.
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>>78145527
What's up with them recently? Commentary's constantly going, sometimes there's no sound at all.
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>>78145512
see you in 2.Buli ;_;
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>>78145512
sorry to read
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>>78145527
So I am not the only one.
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>>78145549
good question
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>fox not even showing the Bayern game
UGH
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>>78145542
hes basically another toni kroos in the making
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>>78145937
Nah, Kroos you actually notice.
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>>78145542
He's genuinely a good player though. With his nonexistant marketability he's the perfect antithesis to Paul Pogba.
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>painting a ceiling
next time i paint something it will be grey
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>can't beat 10 man freiburg
>It's our year la
>Shareholders
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>>78146026
i see a red door and I want it painted black
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>>78145542
he's a good player
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>>78146083
i dont get it
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>>78146090
For you
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hmm
bayern or juve?
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>>78146090
for you
>>78146120
bayern
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>>78146133
dont really like bayern
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>>78146120
Juve
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>>78146120
fuck both of them
watch hoffenheim instead
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>>78146197
dont really like juve
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>>78145527
>tfw theres people paying 25€€€/month for this
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>Not playing Robbery.
Bayern will get annihilated, won't they?
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>>78146318
What's the backstory on this bild
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>>78146383
thats me
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>>78146376
Nah brudi we got this
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oh my sides
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>>78146406
Looking good hun :)
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>The fucking state of Sky's audio.
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>>78146425
jeez, does this guy have any testosterone? Did they put something in your water supply to calm you krauts down?
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oh its another season of bayernwinslol
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>>78146492
not yet
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>>78146437
thank
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>when your comunio team either underperforms or doesn't play at all
No I have to hope that Demirbay and Baumann do well
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>>78146461
The same shit you guys get, but we don't eat like you do
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Still better than the trannies on Buyern1
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>>78146522
I have them in my team too
fingers crossed
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>>78146544
True, although guy in that sky sports booth looks like he could a couple Big Macs
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>>78146605
GOLF (*~*) GOLF
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>>78146620
*he could use
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Hope Lewanshitski brakes his rips
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Bayern game not on TV! Bls brovide streaming!!!
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>rips
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>>78146605
reminds me of our girl
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>
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HOW DO YOU MISS THAT
>le wandowski
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>>78146701
http://www.livesoccertv.com/de/match/2519169/hoffenheim-vs-bayern-m-nchen/
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>>78146701
Stop shitting on the streets, go to the loo, there's wifi there, look for a stream.
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Altach just scored lads
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holy shit sebastian rudy literally is another toni kroos in the making
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>rudeposting
rude
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>watch this so called """"""""match"""""""""
>they don't even has scored now
back to watching counterstrike
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>>78146746
Yes
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>>78146751
Isn't he about the same age?
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>they don't even has
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>>78146799
He's 29
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>>78146815
Kek
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>>78146709
Who is this? Looks like Carly Chaikin.
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>>78146751
I don't hope so. Toni Kroos is an overrated faggot
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ive never been to north or south america
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I had my 41st birthday last month lads
do you think I can still play in an Altherren team without any prior experience?
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>>78146864
me neither
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>>78146864
its coming to you
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demnach and his brother probably drinking beer right now after successfully painting that ceiling
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I have never ever had a gf
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>>78146856
>Sky commentary sucking on that buyern cock like always
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>>78146870
yeah
do you have "good" stamina?
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>>78146856
Toni Kroos is the best german football player in history. Literally won every title while being the best player on the team.
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>>78146845
She was Froncks hooker
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>>78146883
that is true but still
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>>78146903
he almost cost >us the WC
Loddar was better brw
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>Denemarken
kek
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>it's a "sky commentator sucks buyern dick" episode
Hate those
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>>78146845
the algerian then underaged prostitute from paris that franck ribery (and karim benzema) fucked
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>>78146906
Inshallah, I'll bone such a broad one day as well.
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>>78146943
basically every sky episode
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>>78146943
all eps are lik e this
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>>78146968
yes
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denmark??
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>>78146969
>Schauen Sie sich die Bank der Bayern an!
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>>78146943
>It's a shareholder is unable to accept that Bayern is being rightfully lauded for a good performance episode
I reaaaaally hate those
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>>78147003
Well, it is a pretty impressive bench, don't you think?
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>>78147005
>good performance
Are you watching an old episode of the pre-Pep seasons?
Bayern is playing like shit.
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>>78147003
>don't forget to buy our sky boxsets
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>>78147033
Pep's Bayern trashed the whole league
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>>78147033
??
They are dominant af and make Hoffenheim look like a joke. Pretty good if you ask me. Just because they aren't up 5:0 inside 20 minutes doesn't mean they are showing a poor performance.
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>>78147028
>Robben
>Süle
>James
>Ribery
>Friedl
>Panovic
>Ulreich
literally 3 literally whos, two grandpas only kept together by Müller-Wohlfahrt's Cow Blood Doping and a Real.- reject
Yeah no
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do you like the shape of your head?
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>>78147090
post a better bench then
>>78147104
it's pretty big
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>>78147090
ulreich is known
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>>78147111
checked
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>>78147104
my.. head?
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>>78147138
no, skull
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BUYERN SO MAAAAAAAADDDD
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UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH
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ZIEHT
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JUST
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>>78147104
yes im actually quite handsome but my mind is fucked so it was a bit of a waste
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>buyern
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LEDERHOSEN STATUS: AUSGEZOGEN
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>buyern
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Two balls in the game...
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>making them mad
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cheeky af
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HAHAHAHAHA
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>>78147104
well you mom seemed to like it when I was searching for the g-spot inside her pussy
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THERE WERE TWO BALLS ON THE PITCH WTF
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>>78147111
Dybala
Cuadrado
Höwedes
Bernardeschi
Buffon
Barzagli
Pinsoglio
Sciglio
Bentancur
Calligara
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>>78147223
nice
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ynr Sebastian "Toni Kroos" Rudy
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>buyern losing
my will to live comes suddenly back
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Can you imagine being Bavarian right now? Similar feelings to living in Nürnberg in 1944.
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was on the lo, having a shit
>someone scores
every time
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Sky Commentator soooooooooooo maddddd
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>sky sound
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>But the Buyern hatten alles im Griff.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was so fucking cheeky. Some karma for all the years of refball.
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webm of goal?
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I would be so fucking mad if I was paying for Sky. How can you fuck up the sound so hard. Its not that hard.
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>buyern losing
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>this werner dick sucking in the sportschau
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>>78147323
If you don't mind spanish, try Rojadirecta, usually have a handful of streams there.
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>>78147353
normies like anything that lets the go >muh ebil football fans
glad /bundes/ is above that
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inbefore "abwehrbollwerk"
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>>78147372
Thanks m8, but I got a private HD stream. Rojadirecta is great to download matches though.
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implying that wasnt a penalty for müller
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Mullel is so shit
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>implying it was
take off your buyern googles
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>>78147404
*them
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based Hoffe is gonna win this m8s
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i will make a salad during half time
>>78147448
okay
>>
lol mkhitaryan is still playing
>>
>Müller crying that he isn't starting anymore
>Ancelotti lets him start
>plays like shit
time to retire, Thomas
>>
>Müllel
LOL
>>
>>78147473
I think I am going to make me some Lachsnudeln.
>>
Schokopudding just scored for Stoke guys
>>
Müller is so fucking shit. why is everyone defending him?
>>
>>78147577
what are lachsnudeln
>>
hello where are my VAR refballs?
>>
>>78147583
because he's "likable" and stayed "down to earth"
>>
>>78147578
wer?
>>
>>78147602
Tagliatelle al Salmone
>>
>>78147578
>bundesliga rejects tearing up 'the best league in the world'
lmao
>>
Time for a foot bath
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>>78147602
This is Lachsnudeln.
>>
>>78147602
nudeln mit lachsstückchen
>>
>>78147602
Reis mit Forelle
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>>78147635
>episode #87986341
>>
>>78145203
>Park in the back
>>
BAYERN "KEKS" MÜNCHEN
>>
>>78147791
mmmmmmmmmmm, kekse
>>
>force Ancelotti to play Müllel
>lose
Really smart of you, Bayern "fans".
>>
WTF I THOUGHT BAYERN PLAYED TOMORROW WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME IT WAS TODAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
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>>78147847
they are called customers
>>
>>78147875
i hereby tell you that it is today, panamabro
>>
>>78147883
kill yourself
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>>78147923
no u
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>Tfw you are deuting so much raum that you never get the ball.
>>
>>78146727
Thanks mats
>>
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>tfw you bet on a Hoffenheim win
wish me lugg guys :DDD
>>
>>78147903
Thanks senpai
I just realized I'm retarded and its Barca who plays tomorrow
>>
Hello why is Bayern losing?
>>
>>78148012
Well now you'll feel really stupid because Barca are playing today
>>
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hey, pr-pro--profe, iam ready, put me pro-profe, p-please
>>
>>78148054
Brb killing myself
>>
>>78147951
>tfw you went deep down the rabbathole to gain the ultimate raumdeuting skills but never managed to get back out
>>
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>>78148069
*tells u to sit on the bench*
>>
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>>78148011
>>
UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH
>>
>>
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Lol 2-0 already
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>>78148171
>>78148011
>>
Customers are sooooo mad right now
>>
>>78148032
because they suck
>>
CUSTOMERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW
>>
>3 shots
>2 goals
DAS UTH
>>
BUYERN BTFO
>>
ugh
>>
>>78148202
the booty shaking is strong with that turtle
>>
So who will replace Carlo Ancelotti as Bayer manager in October?
>>
>>78148069
>tfw missed the 2 Hoffenheim goals because a stupid app told me Bayern played tomorrow
>>
Ugh and Hurensohn for 2018?
>>
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good match
>>
>>78148224
hey kyouko
>>78148236
julian nagelsmann
>>
please let this be the season where buyern fall apart
>>
>>78148240
better than Müllel for sure
>>
>>78148236
tuchel
>>
>>78146376
Told you so.
>>
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when was the last time you committed a crime?
>>
Lewa mad
>>
Hoffenheim Deutscher Meister
>>
>>78148237
sorry bro
>>
Robben will save Bayern
>>
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>Buyern
>>
>>78148288
I pirated adobe illustrator last week
>>
>>78148317
youre a bad boy
>>
>>78148288
We are all watching illegal streams right now
>>
>>78148288
i'm a victim of a crime right now actually by watching bayern's performance
>>
>>78148306
You think Ancelotti hijueputa gonorrea will play James?
>>
>>78148338
were bad boys
>>
>>78148338
no I'm watching it legal
>>
>>78147000
Yes hello
>>
>>78148288
I pirated three different streams, I just did some drugs and who knows what will happen tonight.
thanks for reading
goodbye
>>
>>78148346
okay
>>
>>78148366
youre a bad boy
>>78148366
bye
>>78148366
checked
>>78147000
checked
>>
I made too much Lachsnudeln. Anybody want some?
>>
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>>78148366
>who knows what will happen tonight.
reported to the police
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>>78148355
sure. actually he is doing stretching with ribery soooooo, i hope will play, que no sea hijueputa
>>
>>78148411
gib
>>
>>78148411
no thanks. id like salmon though
>>
>>78148411
I'd take some, is it okay if I come over for a quick Anschluss?
>>
KnackiUli und RolexKAlle BTFO
Der Hoeneß Fluch continues
>>
>>78148288
It's been many years since I did anything properly illegal, like Strafgesetzbuch stuff.
>>
>Freiburg manages to 0:0 against BVB with 10
>Mainz winning 3:1 against Neverkusen
>Altach up 2:0
>Hoffe up 2:0
very good day
>>
>>78148492
good for you
>>
will Buyern buy some Granaten in the winter window?
>>
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>>78148451
Here, but please don't eat all of it, okay?
>>
>yfw Scheißenreiter and Heldt win the league with Hangover
>>
>>78148520
>but please don't eat all of it
why not?
>>
>>78148492
Has your alcohol problem improved?
I remember you once said you drink alcohol every day. That actually makes you an alcoholic.
>>
>>78148520
looks yummy
>>
schokopudding scored again
>>
>>78148520
>Europoor """food"""
That looks absolutely nasty
>>
>>78148542
I'd like to have a little snack later on. Just leave me a little, okay?
>>
>>78148520
needs less salmon
>>
>>78148551
Yeah it's massively improved. I never drink when I'm alone anymore and I don't go out often. I think I average between a half and a full bottle of wine per week and maybe one or two beers.
I actually drink less than most normal people by now, so it's pretty good!
>>
>>78148595
im another anon, i wont touch your food. too many quick carbohydrates, too few other stuff
>later on
will you watch a movie?
>>
>>78148639
That sounds boring. I hope your happy, though.
>>
>>78148359
cuck
>>
>>78148669
I'm neither more nor less happy than before.
>>
>>78148697
good statement
>>
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>>78148520
there is an eyeball in your food
>>
>>78148683
Hahnrei
>>
>>78148594
>panama trying to be relevant
don't you have some tax dodging to do?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bWFOgLTBpw
>only 50 million for the GOAT
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>"Hoffenheim bringt den Bayern die erste Niederlage der Saison bei und rücken mit dem Sieg an ihnen vorbei auf Platz 2 der Bundesliga-Tabelle."
>>
>>78148697
Your boyfriend is doing a lousy job.
>>
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>>78148719
>>
>>78148719
Wasn't mine, so it's okay.
>>
Super bayern super bayern hey hey
>>
I just came down the Everest to post:
>Buyern
>>
>Bayern behind DIE BULLEN and Hoffe
Will Würstel-Ulli kill hinself tonight?
>>
>>78148786
I prefer Bayern64
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>>78148786
>>
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>>78148751
>Dortmund still first
>>
>>78148811
I prefer 1860
>>
>even Chopo-Nogoaltin is tearing the EPL apart
fucking hell, the english league is shite
>>
Is it too late to sell Müller for some ridiculous sum to some English club?
>>
>>78148575
the guy who couldnt cut it at schalke
>>
Fuck off Loddar
>>
>Jammes
oh Loddar
>>
why isnt uth playing for the NT?
>>
>>78148858
>>78148850
players can improve
>>
Jamemes time
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>SKY SOUND
>jammess
>>
>>78148847
patrician choice
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How will Germany recover from this?
>>
>>78148878
not this one tbf
>>
>>78148878
yes
>>
>>78148723
>pointing out your food is disgusting is somehow attempting to seem relevant
>even brings up tax dodging to try and bait me
Weak banter, try harder :/
>>
>>78148878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YUy_c9gMH4
>>
yikes
>>
>>78148837
>Bayern choking an opportunity to go first over Dortmund
Feels like bizarro world
>>
>>78148902
>implying people wouldn't be happier if no Turk could enter germany
>>
>>78148338
I could watch it legal (skycuck) but I don't just watch Bayern in the hopes of seeing them lose.
>>
>>78148902
>warning Turks to come to Germany
Literally the best thing the Turks have ever done in their entire history
Thank you based Erdogan!
>>
>hummels showing off his pole dancing skills
>>
>>78148902
AfD's dreams became true....
>>
>Wolfsburg fans burning down cars after the game
>>
>>78148902
Makes you miss the time when murica would just topple governments that they disapproved
>>
Is Baumann the indisputable GOAT?
>>
kek buyer forgot to pay the refs lmao
>>
>>78149084
>(((they)))
>>
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>tfw England is gonna bully us because Buyern lost to the team that got dismantled by Liverpool
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>SKY SOUND
>>
>gay sex in the background
>>
>that sound
reminds me of a skype conversation lamo
>>
What the fuck sky
>>
>>78149151
>bundesliga rejects tearing the EPL apart
We can just bully them back
>>
>buyern absolutely out of ideas
what a time to be alive
>>
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>SKY
this has got to be a joke
>>
how hard can it be to activate backgound noise filtering?
>>
>5 minutes
classic bayern bonus
>>
>this sound
>"Kimmich köpft nö..?"
>"Zubrrr...Zubrrrrr.."
my fucking sides
>>
5 (Fünf) Minuten Nachspielzeit
>>
Somebody cap that Uli face?
Need to add it to my collection
>>
>>78149236
can you deliver?
>>
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>Hames
>>
>5 minutes
Why is Bayern such cheating scum
>>
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>collecting uli faces
>>
UTH UTH UTH
>>
>>78149197
hm?
>>
>>78149257
yo cap that nigga he disrespecting mah dawgs
>>
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>>78149257
this one?
>>
>>78149310
yes, perfect
>>
>>78149310
yes thanks
>>
Can someone post some ULI faces pls ;)
>>
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How does this make you feel?
>>
>>78149310
BESCHISSEN WORDEN
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED NAGELSMANN
>>
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sky and alkoholfrei rhymes
>>
Apologize.
>>
>>78149345
>3. Hannover
>5. Bayern
>6. HSV
>16. Leverkusen
>>
CAN´T HASSLE THE HOFF!
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13895496
http://www.strawpoll.me/13895496
http://www.strawpoll.me/13895496
Your expertise is needed, /sp/
>>
why would you do that
>>
BUYERN BTFO
>>
jesus christ sky
>>
>Sky Sound
kek
>>
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>SKY SOUND
stop it i cant take it anymore
>>
>that sound
my sides
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>sky
im done
>>
>still no vocaroo of that fucking sound
>>
aahahahhahahahhaha that sky sound is comedy gold
>>
already looking forward to bayern losing against schalke
>>
will bayern at least qualify for the europa league lads?
i think their chances aren't too bad for this desu
>>
>>78149345
Feels great mang, I hope Bayern gets rightfully relegated soon
>>
So what do we do now?
Is Nagelsman our first choice? If so, we can't really hire Tuchel, he won't agree to a short-term deal.
>>
thread theme until this goes on autosage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IfEiIYxidc
>>
>>78149508
the fish stinks from the head
not even tuchel and nagelsmann combined can save the club from the tyranny of Wurst-Uli and Rolex-Kalle
>>
>>78149508
i want to be with you
>>
>>78149502
no, HSV will cuck them
>>78149508
yes
>>
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just lost all respect for him because he got hair implants
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decide on something fagets
>>
>>78149310
just realized CIA in the back
>>
>>78149554
maybe he likes to style his hair
>>
>>78149508
Leaving.Las.Vegas.1995.BRRip.720p.x264.YIFY.mkv
>>
>>78149561
>Schalke ;)
>>
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>>78149581
>>
>>78149581
kek
>>
>sky cucks being buyern apologists
wew
>>
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>>78149603
;)
>>
>>78149310
wait a second....
>>
>le boring Bauern Liga
Bayernhasser BTFO
>>
Sky are really trying hard to promote their Star Wars channel with this Jabba cosplayer
>>
>>78149530
You're right
>>78149534
Love you too
>>78149540
Yes
>>78149586
Fantastic
>>
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>the fish stinks from the head
>>
So why are the Argentinian FA being such faggots over Alario? I can get River Plate being idiots, but why are the AFA actually backing them up?
>>
>>78149695
he's talking about Bremen
>>
>mfw Joko vs. Klaas is actual kino
>>
Hello /bunnis/
>Bayern
Off to wörk
>>
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>>78149658
>>
>>78149586
Sophie's.Choice.1982.1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY
>>
>>78149719
Can you give us some backstory
>>78149742
Can you go be a faggot elsewhere
>>
>>78149740
bye
>>
>>78149719
Same reason FA ruled a certain % of EPL players must be brits (?)
>>
>>78149761
>Leverkusen pull Alario's release clause
>River Plate throw a hissy fit, claim he didn't have a release clause and call for the AFA to block the transfer
>They actually do
>River Plate then goes on to publish documents sent between the clubs, including one which confirms a release clause, as if it strengthens their case
>>
>>78149759
thanks
>>
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friendly reminder i bet 10 bucks on bayern not winning the league
>>
lel
>>78149761
kill yourself
>>
Can someone please explain the >Sky Sound meme?
What's going on
>>
Grey.Gardens.1975.youtube
>>
>>78149904
>betting against a rigged system
>>
>>78149912
just a lot of technical sound problems today
>>
>>78149912
they fucked up the mics and mathäus was caught asking a female moderator if she wants to fuggg later
>>
good thing she said yes, it would have been embarrassing otherwise
>>
>>78149996
Don't lie about mathäus like that
>>
>>78150153
It's true thou
>>
>>78150317
I wish
>>
>Schmelzer possibility that he broke something
>Bartra with adductor injury
a-at least
>we
are still 1st...
>>
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>>78150498
also Topkek pretty much guaranteed to play
>>
>>78150381
It is tho
It went like this:
The sound on sky today was pure shite, cut out every 5 seconds or so, wrong mics at the wrong time etc. basically a shitshow.
Then after thebayern game:
"And now Jana Azizi with the latest from skySport news HD"
Picture cuts to Jana, she moves her lips but no sound
From the off Lothar Matthäus, audibly thirsty:
"Hmmmm who's that!"
From the off Hellman, slightly amused:
"Jana Azizi....."
>>
who /B.LAB/ here
>>
>>78150642
former Mainz coach banged her btw
>>
>>78150968
Martin Schmidt?
>>
>>78150993
yeah
>>
>>78151019
What the fuck he looks like a hobo
>>
you know remember lewandowski fugged a little boy and then killed himself
>>
>>78151340
Lewandowski is still alive tho
>>
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>>78151652
she isnt
>>
>>78151722
That's what working at Union does to your mental health.
>>
customers will be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo maddddd when they lose against Anderlecht under the week
>>
>>78152215
RBL 4-1 Monaco
Anderlelcht 1-0 Bayern
Dirtmund 0-8 no idea who
>>
does anyone know where I could purchase a 2014/15 amaury bischoff munster kit
>>
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>tfw drew against Freiburg
>tfw still #1 because Bavarian era is officially over
>>
>>78152567
lmao prepare to get bulled
>>
>>
La Migliore Offerta - The Best Offer (2013) 1080p ITA-ENG x264 bluray -Wind166.mkv
>>
>>78152810
Please point them out on the league table. Cant seem to find them in the top 3...
>>
>>78149981
thanks
>>
Do gerban school teach British or American English? How is zis decided?
>>
british
no one knows why
>>
>>78154459
Wtf I hate Germany now
>>
yes, we do too
>>
Did you had a game 2mrw?
>>
>>78154351
depends on the teacher
>>
>>78155290
Lacks ordnung
>>
we have a game tomorrow but i currently cannot play
>>
very unique film
>>
>>78155589
is bibiana reffing?
>>
I have a game in my pants if you understand the implications of this combination of words
>>
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Why cannot you play?
>>
>>78155740
I lost my legs in a sharking accident
>>
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>>78155767
OMG so sad :(
>>
>>78155767
Lost my shit in a sharting accident
>>
http://www.weltfussball.de/news/_n2890593_/im-team-nicht-fit-als-bulle-schon/
keking my heart out
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