/cric/

anime

Tipping England for 100 all out and me to stop watching cricket for a while afterwards.

let's keep it anime free lads alright?

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>>78142298
t. brainlet

>>78142297
good post.

if anyone was wondering i haven't been banned yet

106 is an unachievable target

>>78142374
yeah didn't actually report you lad just was having a bit of fun xx

>>78142327

>thinking England wont be 2 down for <10

tipping stoneman for a gritty 5

>batting first at lords and losing

>>78142379
Good thing it's 107 then.

>>78142398
it's ok m8, wouldn't be surprised if i got banned anyway, /sp/ mods are the only ones autistic enough to ban someone for off topic posting.

>>78142399
i reckon they might actually perform now any form of pressure is off.

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>This Anderson montage

tune for the innings change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G54_PYN1Sp4

>Sunshine soundtrack

Epic song tbf tho

>Gabriel to Cook, byes, FOUR

excellent start there windies

love cock

Literally chucking the game away.

notice how when i posted pic related the plebeian asif/harris poster disappeared.

/based/

Would like Ebony Rainford Brent and Isa Guha to nosh on my nob tbqh.

england to win by 7 wickets

39 wickets at 14.1 this summer. Jimmy is the undisputed finest pace bowler ever.

>>78142636
posted what? im still here

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>>78142636
forgot pic related baka

>>78142636
>when i posted pic related
>children in charge of remembering to attach images

>>78142646
t. brainlet

>Jimmy is the undisputed finest pace bowler ever.

shall be having a chat with the janny regarding mrfuckface's continued presence here

>>78142671
early onset dementia sos bby

>>78142685
likewise
underage scum should NOT be tolerated!

>>78142710
what did he mean by this?

just dropped in my janny application lads. Just told them I want to remove the underages from cric

>>78142726
think based mrfuckface has cracked

miss pakime and miss ankush

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>stream went down and it's started raining again

blowers' last stint on tms. sad moment

>>78142751
tell me about pakime

>>78142764
bet daniel is having a sob

>>78142766
devout muslim from pakistan that liked anime and cricket

>>78142735
>using JUST twice to start a sentence

nice freudian slip buddy

Expecting us to lose 3 quick wickets and then knock the rest of the runs off easily.

>Scooby doo and Shaggy advertising for Halifax

SELL OUTS

>>78142843
yeah they've got a few hannah barbera creations doing ads for them now

>>78142877
Makes me dislike them. Miss the Halifax man desu.

>hey i remember these cartoons from when i was a kid
>these halifax guys must be really cool i'll bank with them
Shameless advertising, people will be dumb enough to fall for it.

who would your england xi be for the first test?

onlyread posts from those who have reached the age of majority

>>78142922
lyth
cook
trescothick
root
clarke
stokes
bairstow
toblerone
broad
anderson
harmer

>>78142966
unironically agree
no clue who this clarke bloke is though

>>78142922
11 mrfuckfaces

>>78142966
Absolutely meme xi. Off yourself.

>>78142978
>Not knowing Joe "Joe" Clarke

plebs not welcome

still yet to see a coherent argument against lyth's selection

>>78143003
He's bald.

Name a bald cricketer who has ever been good.

>>78142988
yeah that was the intention

>>78142922
cook
hameed
lyth
root
trescothic
malan
stokes
bairstow
moeen
roly poly jones
broad
anderson

>>78142987
based

>>78142988
[2]

>>78142265
Man's not hot

>>78143022
this
lyons pretty bald tho

>>78143022
Herschel Gibbs

>>78143022

Ben Stokes in a couple of years.

>>78143022
Darren lehmann.

>>78142978
>unironically agree
>literally an ineligible player, who is complete shit anyway
Kys my man

>>78143022
kallis

>>78143064
>>78143065
he said good, mates

>>78143022
Amla, Tino Best, Sehwag

>>78143080
yeah and a retired player was also included I'm not thick mate

>>78143064
>>78143077
he said good

>>78143092
He retired before bald set in.

>>78143098
wew. just wew

Nick browne
cook
compton
root
livingstone
stokes
bairstow
archer
porter
broad
overton

tell me about steven finn

>>78143127
Lehmann was good. Would have had an even better career if he had played for any other country.

>>78143185
he's a bit shit

>>78143187
Lehmann would have walked into any side in the world back then

he, MacGill and Hodge really had it rough with the era they played in

>mrfuckface is too young remember steven finn

https://www.fb.com/DiscerningCricketMemes/videos/1856693491307880/

good watch

>>78143216
remember him being proper hyped up what went wrong

>finally gets to bowl
>takes wicket first ball
>the city of Jason Holder

>>78143263
>>78143269

tipping a bishoo 9fer

Warner
Renshaw
Khawaja
Smith*
Maxwell
Handscomb+
Cummins
Starc
Pattinson
Lyon
Hazlewood

>>78143269
Was forced to change his action because Graeme Smith got butthurt that Finn kept clipping the bails at the non-strikers end. Went to shit after that and got the yips.

didn't finn debut in the ashes whitewash a decade ago?

maybe all those west indian spinners an't complete dogshit after all

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>maxwell over cartwright

>>78143313
aren't starc patto and woody injured though

>>78143326
no way it was 2010 sometime

if i had a son i would name him Faf

>>78143341
both expected to be back for the Ashes
>>78143313
>Maxwell
>Handscomb+

>>78143318
sounds tragic de

>>78143326
First and last match were against Bangladesh.

>>78143349
yeah must be someone else in the english lineup then

>>78143358
it's short for Francis you dip

tell me about this list https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/6z0pu4/comment/dmrnh11
mentions Harris and asif

>>78143341
All will be fit for the Ashes Lelmann confirmed and are going to play the Shield games ahead of the series

>>78143362
I mean wicketkeeping in Australia isn't that hard and with that bowling attack if he drops a chance or two it doesn't even matter

Can't think of a better specialist bat we have than Memeswell unless you want to dig up Marsh

>>78143373
Stokes debuted in the most recent whitewash. Might be who you're thinking of.

>>78143383
i know what his name is short for, thanks anyway

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>Top score of 8

>>78143383
>>78143408
its actually short for Francois you seething casuals

>>78143022
shane warne and kallis

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>>78143441
>akshually

I'm furious that these two and Malan are going to Australia lads.

>>78143386
>I mean wicketkeeping in Australia isn't that hard and with that bowling attack if he drops a chance or two it doesn't even matter
He was complete dogshit when he took over from Wade last summer
>Can't think of a better specialist bat we have than Memeswell unless you want to dig up Marsh
Cartwright unironically, along with Patterson, Burns, Klinger or even fucking Lehmann Jr
Maxwell hasn't done shit in Australia and his test record is shit barring that one century in India. don't see him being selected outside of the subcontinent, remember Lehmann said he wasn't even in consideration for the last South African test.

>>78143405
nah definitely was someone in 2006/7, remember being very surprised about it

>>78143469
Threadly reminder that you are in fact 16 years old.

>>78143441
Francois being the french origin
Francis being the English equivalent

also
"Obviously for the make-up of the side we changed it here, but we think he's a pretty special player and obviously he's got a really good record in Australia."
Maxwell's situation is different to Khawaja's, given all seven of the Victorian's Tests have come in Asia. Batting in the middle order, Maxwell has averaged 37 in four Tests since being recalled midway through the tour of India earlier this year, but despite several starts he has not reached the heights of his breakthrough century in Ranchi in seven subsequent Test innings. He has also been bowled sparingly by captain Steve Smith, taking just one wicket with his spin in the Bangladesh series.
Lehmann suggested Maxwell's position would be up for grabs in the Shield. "With No.6 in Australia, it's totally different to Asia," Lehmann said.
"We'll certainly be looking at that position, and anyone can jump out of the pack in the three Shield games and what we think the best make-up is for that first Test. Glenn is there at the moment, like everyone else, he'll have to perform."

>>78143326
>>78143487


You might be thinking of Plunkett, who didn't debut in that series but did play in it and has recently managed to turn into a pretty good ODI bowler for England.

>>78143489
well lads I've been found out
shan't be posting here again. ta!

>>78143527
yeah it's Plunkett

since whne was /cric/ a place for angsty teenagers?

>>78143478
hope they bring lots of spare bats. After the four horsemen have chewed up and spat out that lot >you're going to be doing a lot of shuffling

>>78143487
>He was complete dogshit when he took over from Wade last summer
I didn't say he was good at it. Rather the downsides to him doing it are outweighed by the positives of fielding the four horsemen simultaneously.

>Cartwright unironically, along with Patterson, Burns, Klinger or even fucking Lehmann Jr

Only one of those who isn't shit is KP. And if he shows early season form I will agree he should be picked.

Cartwright is literally Mitchell Marsh-lite. Has no future.

>>78143564
>Cartwright is literally Mitchell Marsh-lite. Has no future.
completely disagree

>>78143490
almost half of the afrikaaners have french names or surnames. and his name francois.

>>78143583
what's up with that, are they actually frenchies?

that duanne olivier bloke definitely looks french

Definitely a first that our new batsmen have already been found out before their trip to Australia.

>>78143578
Actually he is more Shane Watson in stature and technique but without the bowling. If you're pinning your hopes on his future as a specialist bat that's borderline laughable.

Cartwright going to retire with a test average of 51.02

>>78143583
yeh mate, fully agree with ya there

>>78143537

Reminder that the international sensation Sajid Mahmood also played in that series.

>>78143612
yeah I am mate

>>78143613
After three tests.

>>78143630
erm you can't get an average ending in 0.02 after three tests sorry sweaty

>>78143600
>A large number of people of European heritage in South Africa are descended from Huguenots. Most of these originally settled in the Cape Colony, but were absorbed into the Afrikaner and Afrikaans population, because they had religious similarities to the Dutch colonists.

>>78143655
makes sense

Cartwright sounds like absolute dogshit and I can see him, Hanscomb and Renshaw getting totally mullered in the Ashes.Smith and Warner will drag the Aussie batting order along but it will be the quicks that win the series for them.

>>78143693
the absolute state of these predictions

got my willy out

>>78143719
>can't handle the truth

>>78143693
Ranshaw is elite, Handscomb is a fraud and Cartwright hopefully wont even play.

Usman will do a job as well.

>>78143722
sometimes I like to drop a few truthies on /cric/ with the old mate hanging free

>>78143751
>Handscomb is a fraud
kek handscomb is a gun

>>78143751
are u some sort of retard?

Hate thia fuckface kid. Tipping for mods to permaban him.

>its a jimmy anderson takes a bunch of wickets against a minnow side at home and pads his record before coming to australia and being completely ineffectual unless the ball is swinging episode

kek, i predict pooey andershit doesn't take more than 10 wickets for the entire ashes

Got my willy firmly contained behind 2 layers of clothing.

>>78143780

>>78143788
as god intended lad

>>78143788
faggot

>>78143784
>pooey andershit

MrFuckface tier insult.

much preferred /cric/ while krazykrejza was on his sabbatical

>>78143784
Bread will be a threat though.

>>78143834

he's the only england bowler other than stokes who can deal with the banter

I actually like malan

>>78143868
Stokes definitely cannot

>>78143910
He should stick to brainletbash.

love cock and cum and big muscly men

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You now remember Paul Collingwood.

>>78143934
he's proven himself to be a dogged lower order bat

>>78143972
mbe

do you eat da poopoo?

Shaver's run out of charge and I haven't even started on my nether region yet

What would Moeen Ali do?

>>78143972
Don't remind the Aussies.They get PTSD over that double ton.

love boobs
hate bums

The English Jonty Rhodes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6fcko3knok

how do I source some marijuana lads

>>78144095
good post

>>78144107
>wog getting angry about AFL in the comments

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>Jude hairlet wearing a hat

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>>78143994

is the game over yet?

>>78144118
ask a tramp

>>78143994
>electric razor
kek

actually you know what I might get back into that meme

>>78143999

reminder we won that game after englel declared in their first innings

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>>78144137
>No, in this country it IS SOCCER.
And if you want to call AFL a mickey mouse sport look at your greasy haired extra-marital affair having dummy spitting clowns who have turned faking an injury after fucking up into an art form. No one here likes 'ground basketball' except foreigners and the grandchildren of 50s migrants from Italy.

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Farewell

>>78144181
based prossylad

>english weather

haven't had a high quality shave in two years if I'm honest, it always gets scrappy on the jaw and the adam's apple at each arvo
often get shaver burn too

Without irony I actually love our weather.

would actually love to live in a village in England if it didn't always fucking rain

>>78144124
never understood the american fascination with it if I'm honest

need a best mate
need a gf
need a sense of self

>>78144332
they are part nignog

>have a gf
>have a sense of self
best mates are memes

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>muh West Indies fightback
>they've turned a corner
>it's the start of a new era in West Indies cricket

>>78144385
wouldn't expect a slav to understand the anglo yearn for male companionship

>>78144360
you and I both freindo

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>>78144385
>thinking you have a fulfilling life without this

>>78144282

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Osyth

Driest village in England mate.

http://www.stosythcc.com/site/

>>78144428
not a slav and i abhor the implication

bye bye blowers

>>78144460
are you not krazykrejza

>>78144448
you're fucking 16

f

>>78144472
I am, but as stated, I am not a slav

farewell blowers you legend

>>78144503
hrm not convinced I remember you saying you were from eastern europe

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>bye bye blowers

had many a eventful drive with blowers on the commentary
f

>>78144454
>"Living" in Essex

>>78144523
Off yourself MrFuckface

>>78144522
Hungarians aren't Slavs friendo

>>78144523
end your life mr fuck tard

>>78144566
>>78144542
shant

>le if I finish not out I can pretend I had a good series

t. Stoneman and Westley

dont end your life mr fuckface

do with your life what you will

You must be at least 18 years old to post on 4chan

I want to get GAYLE'D

>You will never deflower mrfuckface's boypussy

http://www.strawpoll.me/13894114

not a hard decision to make

wtf did Root just do lmao

>Brother Moeen trying to work out if Hula Hoops are haram

London - West Indies leg-spin bowler Devindra Bishoo announced today that he has officially engaged the services of West Indian fast bowling legend Michael Holding to provide 'professional guidance to help to develop his bowling skills'. Speaking after the second day's play of the third test between West Indies and England, Bishoo made the announcement after a reporter queried why the player was picked in the test squad and not utilized in a bowling capacity. Bishoo explained that he is looking to change his bowling style to adapt to a more versatile model which would benefit any team that he is playing for. Holding will work with Bishoo to help him become a medium pacer, to develop quick leg cutters and seamers in a bid to prolong the bowler's career and to open up other playing options, especially in T20 leagues.

Bishoo went on to explain that he made his decision after consulting with his captain Jason Holder and former West Indies great, Clive Lloyd.

>>78144782
don't buy it

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>Holding will work with Bishoo to help him become a medium pacer

>MrFuckface gives his input to the poll

>>78144546
Still a wog, and only a wog would name himself after Krezja.

>>78144451
there is an indian shaped hole in my life

>Average 17.75 against the Windies at home
And you know the selectors will still take Westley to Australia

>>78144865
t. has no idea what a wog is and is LARPing what he reads big, strong AusGODs write on the internet

>>78144979
nah wog extends to hungary

>MrFuckface now rigging the poll in a fit of desperation

>>78144715
based mr fuckface haters on suicide watch

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>>78144992

>>78145039
as an anglo australian with a family history in this country dating back to the 18th century I am allowed to decide what is and isn't a wog country

When's the next cricket on that's worth watching?

>>78145143
ashes I guess

>>78145143
the women's ashes

>>78145143
bangladesh are touring SA soon

>>78145168
romanians too and slovaks

>>78145259
don't get them here

Jersey won division 5 chaps

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>>78144546
>a literal steppe nigger

Now what?

any of you lads done a DNA test?

came up as being a viking rapebaby

>>78145009
SEETHING

Why would you pay someone to take your DNA?

>>78145377
since I have absolutely no concept of my family history past arrival in Australia

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well lads it's unanimous I'm here to stay

>>78145497
B A S E D

why so much booing for root??

>>78145497
>unanimous

going to wank and go to bed

Can't decide if I wanna drive 2 hours north and climb the tallest mountain in my state or stay home and watch my rounders game lads weather's looking a 50/50 atm

>>78146008
exercise is always the best bet, you always regret it later if you don't go for it

>>78146008
>going out
lol

kinda glad there's no more tests on, my productivity has bottomed out thanks to /cric/

>wickets taken in England don't count because I don't like England

>>78146185
don't think anyone says that but you do have to put a * next to wickets taken there just like you have to do the same for spinner's wickets taken in india

or even for wickets taken by actually fast bowlers in Australia or South Africa, particularly at the WACA

>fucktard redditor voted multiple times
>doesn't understand what "unanimous" means

>>78146509
FURIOUS

i voted now where is my hot dog?

>>78146509
>I didn't
>satire

so when's the next test series other than the Ashes

I don't think this poo in loo sport is for me lads

>>78147515
bangladesh in SA

Does that semen demon still appear here

>>78148388
who

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Mark Good is crocked again lads. How do we stop fast bowlers getting injured so frequently?

>No more cricket
>Only 7 pm on Saturday

I want the weekend to be over

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>>78148958
Not sure Mark Good is a real cricketer m8.

mark GOD

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>no more test cricket for the next 20 days

>>78150933
based mr fuckface confirmed not a casual

>>78151355
my deepest commiserations. how old is he/she?

>>78151389
what do you take me for zachy

>>78151586
approaching 15

he's gone all weak and keeps falling over

>>78151740
Sorry lad. It's fucking horrible when pets reach the end. If you think he's suffering you know what you have to do.

>>78151740
honestly sounds awfully tragic. I'm sorry mate. what breed is the old guy? you took him to a vet?


enjoy your last moments with him lad.

>>78151825
yorkshire terrier cross
not yet, will do soon. it's so sudden, yesterday he was fine

>>78151824
yeah

>>78151740
Have you taken him to the vet?

>>78152211
not yet, will do soon

>>78152305
yeah since pup. and there were small signs but hes suddenly got a lot worse

Have any of you read Edging Towards Darkness by John Lazenby? Seems pretty interesting.

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Found this at someone's house lads

>>78151740
>>78151824
>>78151825
>>78151980
>>78152211
>>78152262
>>78152368

topical posts only guys