Poort vs Worst Coast
HEAVE HO UNNA
Basedbane tbqh lads.
2nd for saints
who /da bloos/ here?
>>78138414
who's fred?
Reminder to vote NO
>>78138425
Delete this fucking post.
What does being kwiffed feel like lads? Aus adds are a bit strange
>>78138430
embarrassing la
who /dabloos/ here?
friendly reminder that Geelong gave up Josh Caddy and Jack Graham for pick 24
>>78138468
the saints this year? yes I agree
Swans magic lads
>>78138414
>>78138425
>>78138430
>>78138442
>>78138511
who /finalsteam/ here?
hint: it's none of you.
>>78138446
t. mohammed
>>78138540
Give us 2 years m8. Curnow, Cripps, Petrevski-Seton, Marchbank, Josh Kelly. We'll be the team to beat
>>78138567
t. doesn't know what he's talking about
>>78138446
reminder that there is LITERALLY no way to please these people.
http://archermagazine.com.au/2017/09/queers-gay-marriage-postal-vote/
>>78138591
Lol
>>78138643
Fuck bros that is literally a perfect jawline and cheekbones
>You will never be this aesthetic
Feels bad
What's more likely?
Kelly leaves after Giants win the premiership
Kelly leaves after Giants go out in straight sets
(You) for Perth lads.
>>78138700
3. Kelly leaves the Giants after North offers him $1.3m per year on a 8 year contract.
>>78138700
straight sets
>>78138720
>kelly leaves gws for north
no
>>78138700
I'd say the former. There is literally no "club loyalty" for the plastic club, and you can expect a mass exodus of players if the won a premiership. The latter though would be the second most likely outcome to make him leave. A "heartbreaker" of a grand final would likely make him more inclined to stay.
Pittard is such hipster trash
time for a cheeky wank lads, what should I fap to?
>>78138727
his old man played for north
>>78138744
Kelly has played more games for GWS than his old man did for North.
>>78138741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbCVsZn5Yc0
>>78138727
>For North
He'd leave for Freo for that sort of coin.
>>78138741
Siri, Sarah Vandellah or Faye Reagan
not sure if i want port to lose today or keep the option of crushing them in the final alive
>>78138817
Is this German crow bro? Im probably going to Berlin in a week or so.
>>78138741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aixuHMKbp0g
>>78138837
I recommend to hit the clubs up and then go hammered to an art gallery.
game is opening up now, if port get one withing a few minutes and can actually kick straight they're in with a chance
BALLLLLLLLLLLL
>>78138837
Turklin is a hole.
POLEC YOU FUCKING SHIT BIRD
>>78138854
Yeah that's the plan. I like house and techno, so should be do a bit of partying I imagine. Maybe try and pick up a bit of German language too. It'll be hard though cos they're all so fucking good at speaking English.
>>78138837
it undeniably is me, yes
i live somewhere entire deifferent tho, so can't recomend anything
go have fun la
I dare you to name a better soundtrack
Elliot uhYEOWUH
>>78138890
Everyone else I've spoken to disagrees. Sorry you can't deal with other ethnicities btw.
>>78138903
when my aussie exchange student came over here he barely leant any more german, as did my brother bolivian exchange student last year
tbf, german langauge is not really worth learning unless you plan on living here
>>78138837
Crowbro lives in North Rhine-Westphalia (West Germany) if I remember correctly.
>>78138905
estonia > latvia > lithuania desu
THE FIX IS IN
That's a goal.
Ball was still on his shin once it was finished being touched.
FUCKING UMPBALL
>>78138990
I thought the same, it went back onto the foot.
F I X E D
>>78138990
Yeh agreed
>>78138990
This exactly. Good call by the ump.
da fuck?
>>78138990
This. IGGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>78138948
It's hard to justify learning any second language when you live in Australia desu. I guess I'd just like to, and i find German is a very common 2nd or 3rd language people in Europe learn so useful in that sense.
>>78138968
I've found it to be the opposite way around haha. Latvia and Lithuania are pretty on par though. Wasn't a big fan of Estonia.
changed over to the EPL, sorry lads
OH MY
i hate port but these fucking b team channel 7 commentators are spastics.
ball clearly on shin after mcgovern touched it
>>78139056
Bye Stavros
>>78139056
st. Stavros
>>78139056
>not split screening
pleb
Trips for Kennedy.
>>78139056
>i'm watching a different sport but you all need to know
go fuck yourself wog cunt
Ryder getting frustrated as fuck
>>78138948
Learning any language is good. German is god tier for philosophy.
Priddis is so fucking bad.
I go for Port Power :)
>>78139184
This but unironically
>dixon
>>78139065 >>78139066 >>78139073 >>78139093
lol wog haha wog xD
>Dixon
>Neade
2 more of those fuck up and you deserve to lose cunts
>whoever loses will cry BIG tears
nice
is anyone in that AFL private tracker?
>>78139217
kek bored of the wogball already m8?
>>78139056
Liverpool will win after conceding. No point to watch it.
is this the worst quality finals series of all time?
port is pretty bad eh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
neck urself Ollie
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
GUESS THAT CRYSTAL BALL AINT SO CRYSTAL CLEAR. Fuck Limp bizkit
>>78139368
>>78139390
FUCKING TOUCHED YOU DOG
lads
HAHAHA
>sleeved jumper
>awful degenerate tattoos
Poort deserve to lose desu
fuckin lol
>>78139508
How many tvs were in attendance though?
inb4 poort wins and n/iggs/ cry umpball
UYESSSSSSSSSSS
>no goal for 61 minutes
Iggs are going nowhere even if they win
>WINES
ROLLIN'
>WINES
ROLLIN'
>WINES
ROLLIN'
>WINES
ROLLIN'
>WINES
ROLLIN'
>tfw Melbourne died for this
WORST COKE CHOKEGLES
Ports fucking won it
POWELL-PEPPER
>POWELL-PEPPER
POWELL-PEPPER
>POWELL-PEPPER
POWELL-PEPPER
>POWELL-PEPPER
POWELL-PEPPER
>POWELL-PEPPER
WAKE ME UP
>Home team has won every single final
Zzzz. Why even bother watching.
i think we can all agree non of these teams will win the flag
real contenders:
Swans and Crows,
outsiders:
tiggers
GET THE FUCKING NOOSE READY PERTHCHINK
>worst cuck leastgles
EXTREMELY SOGGY AND FULLY SATURATED TOAST
>>78139662
Geelong were the designated home team vs Tigers dumb cunt
>
P R I D D A.
NOW I KNOW YOU BE LOVIN THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
L.I.M.P BIZKIT IS RIGHT HERE
>>78139711
>200km from their home ground
>Crowd was 80% Richmond, 20% Geelong
>Visitor changing room
>Umpire calls Selwood the visiting captain
COMEBACK
O
M
E
B
A
C
K
REV UP THOSE TARPS
>that sex doll
>>78139744
>meaningless stats to detract from being BTFO
dumb cunt
I-igs?
>>78139744
Lmao
black donald duck got a red card. fuck this I'm putting the footy back on the big screen
wow fuck
>>78139744
>force the afl to let you play at your meme ground
>complain when you're shit away from it
A L F I E
L
F
I
E
THE DISH
Can't choke if you never had the lead.
>poort
>poort
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What's the origin of the heave ho UNNA meme?
BASED IGGS
please lose iggs I have so many chink memes riding on this outcome
Can we eliminate both teams if it's a draw?
>WERE DA EAGLES
>Clap clap.
>WERE DA EAGLES
WERE FLYING HIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHH!
COME ON POWER
K E K
E
K
U M P B A L L
>>78139901
eags and poort play the crows at once
>>78139877
It goes back to the time of the dreaming and the oldest continuous civilisation on the Earth. You probably wouldn't understand you white dog cunt.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
DUMB CUNT GRAY DROPPING THE BALL
>>78139852
nice
super over lads
what if it's a draw?
>>78139961
How bout the tarps meme. I don't get that one either
>>78140012
They literally just explained it. 6 minute break then extra time
who here /voting yes/
>>78139989
Should have a booing competition to decide
>>78140012
what are you doing next week?
>>78140025
/no/
>>78140012
Extra time
>>78139961
>oldest continuous civilisation
gonna need a peer reviewed study on how they survived the younger dryas, dard.
>>78140024
>not watching on tele and listening to based 5AA
>>78140012
Umpires Call
there was someone a few threads back who poodicted extra time.
>>78140019
Poort doesn't have fans so they cover seats with branded tarps to mask this sad fact.
>>78140074
To be fair though the tarp is tearproof
/nrl/ here, trying to get into this sport.
Why are there so many people at the game? is this the grand final?
>>78140074
I'd go if I lived there. One of the things I want to do if I ever visit is go to a game with my bud.
Are they called Poort cause poo or poor?
>>78140102
Lmao
DRAW INCOMING.
Not a real draw desu, scores will be level though
West Clutch Eagles incoming
DRAW
>>78140019
Port draws crowds only slightly larger than the NRL. Unlike the NRL they can afford tarps to hide their embarrassment.
holy frick
LEVEL LEVEL
never once been to a game lads.
C L U T C H
L
U
T
C
H
>report poor behavior
kek
>GAFF
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78140040
Never ceded sovereignty cunt. Might not have had the wheel but that's because of sand, not because we are functionally retarded.
Gaff really Faffed that up
>>78140262
>not picking up the ball
what did he mean by this?
>>78140264
sovereignty is a construct of the English CUNT
A lot of Eagles supporters there, right?
>three blowouts
>one close game between two teams with zero chance of winning
>how good is finals footy
>44 players on the ground
>only one player hasn't taken a single mark
>paddy ryder
classic
>paying that
lol
OH SHI-
HE WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE FUCK OFF UMPBALL
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
jesus fuck that was so close
THIS IS FUCKING TENSE
>>78140203
>>78140203
>>78140203
>>78140203
SHIIIIIIIIIIII
This is incredible what the fuck
based
brb lads gonna go visit UMPPED.com real quick
WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK MATES
EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME EXTRA TIME
you just need a behind you dumb poo cunts ahahaha
E X T R A
X
T
R
A
E X T R A
X
T
R
A
>>78140291
Exactly.
>draw
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>78137417
>>78137417
>>78137417
OH MY
OH MY
>>78140203
What the fuck cunt
Jesus that was tense
>>78137417
:OOOO
Probably going to be a repeat of 10 years ago. Fuck me.
>mfw
>>78140416
>>78140415
>that iggles player literally running into a post to not rush the behind
fucking based
Is tie used instead of draw because of extra time?
>>78140417
you can't secede something if you never created or adhered to it you BOONG CUNT>>78137417
WOWEE
WE PAID FOR BLOOD
fitting
a meme game for meme teams
>finals are boring blowouts xd
>>78140471
Oi, none of that
>That almost point that was saved by the Eagles.
*Gasp*
>>78137417
>>78137417
>>78137417
>>78137417
>>78137417
SHIIIII
I want to belieeb
>>78140471
You sure seem angry. You should come to the tent embassy and have a green can. Anyone would thing it was your generation that got stolen, dog.
dank as fuck
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
Fucking hate both these teams but I'm sweating like a pig watching this
Fucking ump paying that as deliberate, such an absolute load of shit. I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
>tfw no gf replay ever again
>>78140516
Based EMac
dubs says Petrie kicks the winner after the siren
That "rushed" out of bounds was great. Should've been paid deliberate though.
dubs and Priddis kicks the winner
Here we go boys
>>78140524
>he drinks green can
i wish it was your lineage that was stolen you worthless CUNT
>>78140583
Welp
>>78140562
The ball was touching the behind post so it should have been called out before that
SWEATIN desu boys
I've had more luck closing the stream and just looking at AFL.com.au instead. What do?
>Port lose by golden point
Rev up 5AA.
dubs and it's still a draw after extra time
Who /neaflpremiers/ here?
>>78140588
Indeed.
West Coast win by 13
imagine living in adelaide
FUCK anyone got a stream, my stream has switched to rugby
>>78140613
they'll be too busy letting of flares, brawling and beating their wives to call in to 5AA
>>78140646
buy a tv
>lead all match
>lose it in the last quarter
worst coke eagles
imagine not living on the central coast of new south wales
Don't see why the free wasn't reversed there. Can't come up and push the guy over.
extra mayo
>>78140645
I don't have to ;_;
>>78140646
same here WHAT THE FUCK????? I didn't stay up until 7:30 AM for this shit
>>78140708
Found one lad
http://www.vipleague.co/aussie-rules/504153/4/port-adelaide-power-vs-west-coast-eagles-live-stream-online.html
>>78140646
just use your foxtel
>>78140589
Not particularly creative are you?
>>78140684
it's extra time in a final you pissant
>>78140720
Thanks m8
PORTS WON IT LADS
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>>78140725
>I am very intelligent
lmao keep giving me (You)'s dumb CUNT
>>78140741
Which is why you've got to lay down the law.
>>78140679
shame that the winner of this game loses to gws next week
get stream back up and ports up.
>WORST COKE
>work this hard
>only to get smashed by GWS
lmfaoooo
It's ogre
Man Iggs WANT to lose, KEKKITY KEK
oh fuck this
What happens if scores are still level?
West CHOKE Eagles
KEEP ROLLIN
>ROLLIN
ROLLIN
>ROLLIN
straight out of the finals!
KEEP ROLLIN
>ROLLIN
ROLLIN
>ROLLIN
straight out of the finals!
KEEP ROLLIN
>ROLLIN
ROLLIN
>ROLLIN
straight out of the finals!
KEEP ROLLIN
>ROLLIN
ROLLIN
>ROLLIN
straight out of the finals!
>>78140645
>>78140799
Golden point
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN LADS
dixon lol
>>78140799
first score wins after extra time 2
>>78140799
they already told us dumb cunt
>>78140769
Like the ones you're giving me CUNT?
>>78139508
There's only one Sydney AFL team.
There are multiple Sydney NRL teams.
>>78140811
I went to an anime convention where the right blush is
what happens if they're still level after golden point?
holy shit
>>78140845
poor b8
>hyping up 9 seconds
Game is already over.
This is honestly the best game I've ever watched
>>78140845
soggy biscuit
Lads gonna die
>>78140845
they just keep playing until someone scores
this is nutso
West Coast being rooted by the umps.
>Free goal
>Phantom touched
>Free kick against for marking the ball, then get uppercut with no reversal
>Shepherded out of the marking contest
Clearly touched CUNT
Worst Choke just keep losing in the mot innovative methods each year don't they? This is gold.
>>78140825
>i want to stop replying but don't want to stop arguing
>I'll copy your posting style instead
dumb CUNT
>4 seconds left don't handball
>yfw Shiggs by 1
>>78140883
but what' happens if they're even after golden point mate
>>78140875
there's another extra period you absolute casual
>>78140905
IF it helps. You both are fuckwits. Just enjoy the game.
>>78140905
CUNT
the game isn't over? wtf
reminder that both of these "teams" were btfo by essenshit this season
>>78140926
Two 5 minutes.
>>78140924
Who asked you CUNT
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
Fucking insane
game of the year tbqh
fuck this will be funny if port lose
fuck this game is crazy, the grand final wont even compare
this makes up for the other 3 games being one sided borefests
kek powa 5AA is so based.
one fucking goal in it
christ
Is this all Gil's elaborate plan lads?
Think Port will tear up their tarps after this?
what happens if no one scores in golden point and the game is still going next saturday when they are du to play gws
DICKSON
>>78140999
I wish this was a crows game so I could hear rowie in this situation
Please Eagles do this for us. I NEED to hear the 5AA aftermath.
BASED DIXON
What a fucking mark
>>78141012
Multiball
>umpire deliberately fucking up the bounce because he knows ryder does better with throw-ups
Cheating cunt
>>78140972
My rationality.
>>78141029
BLURN
>cantkicxon
>>78141024
/5AA/ masterrace
>All these misses
Going to laugh if West Coast kicks a goal.
>>78141041
I don't ever know what that means CUNT
SHIGGS GOT DIS
Shuey went down so easy there, awful cunt
4 turn overs in 5 seconds
HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
holy fuck my anus
LMAAAAAOO
How the fuck wasn't that advantage?
>High
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHATHTHEFUCKS
this WILL be a miss
FUCKING SHUEY AND THAT FUCKING DUCK
FUCKKKKK MEEEEEEE
FUCKING REF BALL
HOLY FUCK
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED POORT
Free kick Selwood
fug
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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LMFAO IM DYING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSS
IGGS
BIG FOOTY DOWN.
HAHAHAHAAHAH
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
lost it by a coat hanger
SHUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT THE FUCK
KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED
FUCKING BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN'T THE CLOCK STOP REEEEEEE
TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS TARPS
I think this semen slurping sport is for me after all
suck me off CUNT
5 A A
A
A
BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST BEST COAST
HEY PORT YOU LOOK QUITE TORN APART LOL
Holy shit I have never seen a team get more btfo in the history of sport
APOLOGISE
>how'd da foody go unna?
>it all came down TO A FREE
TO
A
FREE
LMAO
REMINDER
Port had so many opportunities to finish that off, no sympathy 2bh
PORT ADELAIDE KEKOLDS
HOLY SHIT LMAO I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITH LAUGHTER
TARPWATCH
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO HAS A 5AA STREAM?
AFL is saying match is over so can't use match centre.
>>78141193
Get fucked CUNT
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME
DUCKING CUNT
>DUCKING CUNT
DUCKING CUNT
>DUCKING CUNT
DUCKING CUNT
>DUCKING CUNT
DUCKING CUNT
>DUCKING CUNT
DUCKING CUNT
>DUCKING CUNT
DUCKING CUNT
>DUCKING CUNT
>Dixon
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WERE THE BIG BIRDS WERE FLYING HIIIIIIGGH
I don't even follow AFL that much but I go for port and im fucking
SEETHING
>>78141225
http://www.afl.com.au/match-centre/2017/24/port-v-wce.liveradio
AAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
WHAT A GREAT DAY
sides in orbeit
RIP POORT
>>78138446
t. Bogan
reminder that CHokexon kicked 3.6
>6 behinds
>6
NO
THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WORLD JFC
could you imagine melbourne in this situation, thank fuck for collingwood
>>78141226
square up CUNT i'll fucking dust you on my life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BESTERN AUSTRALIA STRIKES AGAIN
keked hard
REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS REV UP THOSE 5AAS
KEK ME FUCKING M8S WILL HAVE MAX BUTTHURT KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKK
>>78141261
Blame Dixon for missing or that guy for tackling high.
>AND THEY WILL NEVER TEAR US APART
what did the tarps mean by this?
WHEN YOU CANT CHOKE ANYMORE PORT FIND A NEW WAY TO CHOKE
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
South Australian rejects btfo
ALL SMILES
>Poo'd Badelaide
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAA
Is the Port Adelaide Power (est. 1997) the new biggest choker in the league?
wtf I love west coast now
>>78141266
>The match is over
an umpire is getting lynched 100% tonight lmao
Why are the Port fans crying about the umpires?
How about not blazing away so often with 2 minutes left? Just a dumb team.
hello port power fans
NOT ELITE NOT ELITE NOT ELITE NOT ELITE NOT ELITE
>>78141319
Yes. Remember 07, never forget.
That game made up for the other 3 desu
THEY WILL NEVER CLEAN UP THIS SHART! DA DA DA DAH DA DA DA DAH DA DA DAH
IGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS
priddis still has retardedly shity hair
That high free kick call was a good 3 seconds late.
It was there, but the umpire really waited too long to call it.
>0-4 against WC at your home """"""""""""""""""""""Portress"""""""""""""""""""""""""
THE ITC DOES IT AGAIN LADS
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY COKE
WE'RE FLYING HIGH CUNTS
that was worth missing the finals for, way to go iggs
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF POORT
Should we give up on the failed Port Adelaide Football Club (Est. 1997) Experiment lads?
When I die from this stroke after watching the end of that game, I want Dixon and Neade to be 2 of my pallbearers so they can let me down one more time.
SEETHING
E
E
T
H
I
N
G
>>78141060
Didja laugh?
Lol just then Priddus
>Every game this weekend has been so contested and hard fought
What games was he watching other than his own?
>>78141362
Drugs knocked out the iggles that year desu
Don't waste your opportunities. Dixon lost the game tonight
>>78141335
>notorious free kick drawing player gets a soft free kick in an extra time elimination final
of course they're crying I'd be fucking seething, Shuey is a dog cunt
PORT 2017
TOP 8 SIDES BEATEN: ZERO (0)
They take it so seriously
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78141324
>>78141266
https://www.fiveaa.com.au/fiveaa-player
https://www.fiveaa.com.au/fiveaa-player
>Poort lose because they can't kick for shit
FOOTball is the winner today.
>>78141376
He was probably calculating whether a fine from the afl or slashed tyres would cost more
This mean port isn't in the finals right?
Gonna hang myself after that lads
>>78141393
Solid 90 seconds, mate.
>>78141441
>slashed tyres
he's getting lynched in the car park without a doubt
I'm a crows fan and although I'm laughing I can't help feel a bit for the port fans. not the team but just the fans. they didn't deserve that
>>78141445
GET EM OUTTA HERE!
>Poortmond
holy fuck am i an /igg/ now
>>78141475
Have you never met a port fan?
>>78141401
Dixon was injured by the end of the match the cunt was in pain. Without Dixon in the first quarter port would've been fucked.
>>78141475
enjoy being knocked out in the prelims
>>78141426
>>78141430
this is depressing. I almost feel bad, but not really
>>78141391
That's very funny, I'll use that.
>>78141475
>they didn't deserve that
>>78141281
LIFE
>>78141339
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF POLEC
>>78141504
I think you disrespect Dixon by making that excuse for him.
>officially the worst song in football
based eddie
>>78141492
priddis celebrating with that runner converted me
i even wore my port power socks
FUCK this shit
I know how Hilldawgs felt when she lost FUCK
Hopefully we get a new 'right in front of me'.
Listening to 5AA
>why do people from Adelaide have a completely different accent to the rest of oz?
>>78141543
Hopefully they are long and tear proof lad
>>78141267
ALL THESE DISAPPOINTMENTS THIS YEAR BUT IT FEELS GOOD TO JUST CHEESE PLATTERS AND NOW POOOORT GET ON THE FUCKING IGGS BANDWAGON LADS
HEY
EAGLES
WEST
COAST
EAGLES
>>78141562
inbreeding
that shit is traumatic for reals
Port fans are going to be scarred for life after that
IGGLES IGGLES IGGLES
STICK A DOG UP YAH POORT
SICK OF SEEING THIS FUCKING COMMERCIAL WITH THAT FAT CUNT WITH THE MULLET ABSOLUTE TRASH TV FUCKING NECK YOURSELF YOU FAT CUNT AND EVERYONE WHO WATCHES THAT SHIT
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
LOL POORT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>78141562
free settlers
>>78141580
ice useage is going to be through the roof tonight
>>78141596
U HAD ME AT STEAK
>those crying port supporters
3 finals for 3 wins
FUCKING
ELITE
L
I
T
E
>>78141580
They require an embarrassment every ten years
5AA need to lift, they're not half as feral thus far as they were post Adelaide prelim last year :/
>people actually saying it wasn't high
kek, fucking BLIND
SEEEEEEETHE
>10.16
footytips giving everyone the win
what the fugg i tipped the eagles i need this
where's that americuck power """supporter""" would advised kids about suicide?
kek
KEK
K E K
5AA a fucking riot rn
>>78141597
>Sydney Iggles final
Flashbacks to a decade ago.
>10.16
Bet the average power bill's gonna be heavy over in Adelaide after streaming that match ahahaha
>>78141580
It's not. Either team would lose to gws.
beyondblue
Support. Advice. Action
1300 22 4636
>>78141562
only colony not founded by convicts, also just overtook Perth as meth capital of Aus
is nic nat dare i say it, a chance?
>>78141621
Heh
>>78141665
There are a lot of those desu
>blowout finals
>extra time final
>Port fans necking themselves
>>78141636
Port fan
Was there. Shouldnt have come to that though
>make you vomit
>>78141664
looking forward to drunken callers calling the refs cunts
Oh my fucking god lads.
My heart nearly gave out.
MOTHER FUCKING IGGLES YOU FUCKIN RIPPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, we lost. But that was a massive fucking duck from that cheating cunt Shuey. So have your laugh, hahahahaha >poort but you all know that that was a fucking disgusting duck
Where's the betfag who won big from tipping every single winner?
Why does Gaff always look like he's got eye shadow on?
THEY WERE ROBBED
RIGHT
IN FRONT
OF ME
>>78141747
That duck would be called high every day of the week . Polec should have bent the knees
>>78141508
I formally retract my statement
EAT SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78141747
>salt
cant stop fucking laughing
POORT
>>78141747
It's not a duck.
A duck is what LeCras pulled in the last seconds of normal time.
No need to thank us Poort fans.
>>78141751
Here lad, not big though. Just a sweaty cheeky one, most fun fourfold in months.
>>78141747
At the start of extra time Eagles should've got a reversal free right in front of goals. They were robbed throughout the game.
>>78141764
stays up watching anime till 4am every night
REV UP THAT FUCKIN 5AA BLOKES
>>78141631
rowie and bicks are much better at the blatant bias. Plus they're legit sad!
I love how those poort cunts smiles were wiped off so fast
HARO
GIL
WE NO RONGER RIKE PORP PAWA
DERETE THEM NAO OR WE RETRAC ALL INVESSMEN
lmao if they had just held off against GC they'd be in the semis
>12.6. (78) def 10.16. (76)
If Port wanted to win they should have kicked straighter. The best team won.
>>78141804
This, West Coast got reemed all game. Umpires missed so many holds on WC players.
>>78141794
fuckin madman you could have been rich but I hindsight is always 20/20 hope the fiver bet made it more tense than it already was
Another thread to 500 lads, who can stop >us?
>>78141833
At the end of the day mate it just comes down to who was the better team and who kicked more goals, nothing much more to say, just gotta take it one game at a time
>>78141856
We're invincible. We're the most sensible, mature, elite, real, undeniably muscular thread on the entire board, barring RC.
>>78141825
HAHAHAH FUCK TOP KEK
>>78141747
Mate don't judge my interior decorating
>>78141856
RC when he starts posting.
>>78141825
No port fan but fuck shuey is a shitcunt.
What a terrible way to end an otherwise great game.
>>78141856
Absolutely untouchable.
>>78141929
t. port fan
>>78141929
you're not fooling anyone
>>78141856
/afl/ is thriving. We cannot be stopped.
>>78141929
Ump missed the high contact he copped in the centre square in the last minute or so.
Reminder that /afl/ runs /sp/.
kek this guy sounds like he's about to neck himself
Reminder that Reality Check LITERALLY tipped a draw and then a kick after the siren to win it 4 DAYS AGO
FUCKING ELITE
WITH JEWS
YOU LOSE
Any Adelaide anons here?
How are you going to survive the riots tonight?
>this depression and drunkenness of this caller
>>78141597
I know you're trying to bring back Sydney - Iggles but after what I saw this weekend, there's no way Shitmond won't demolish either Iggles or GWS
this stereotypical junkie on the nod. Classic
This guy is ready to kick the chair from under him.
>>78141783
Semantics. Shuey forced the high contact and therefore should not have been eligible for a free kick according to official AFL 'rules'.
>That last caller
>listens on the radio
>"I got my moneys worth"
>wish schuey kept his head up
top geg
>>78141747
Imagine you lived in Port Adelaide though
Footy is all you have
did anyone else think the umpire wasn't going to have the balls to pay the obvious high free kick to shuey
swear he paused for like 20 seconds before blowing his whistle
>>78142010
by joining the mob and dragging the west coast players out into the streets and butchering them to pieces
TRENGROVE IS GOAT
>>78141995
trip on wog cunt you aren't fooling anybody
Sue sounds lovely. I hope she finds a way to be happy despite the loss.
sue is dtf
>>78142081
The maritime museum is lit
Man this old lady really knows her football
I'd be ready to go sue desu
>>78142090
that feel when no sue gf
>>78142081
most port fans aren't actually from Port adelaide
they're just sad simpletons that have nothing to live for other than footy
Need Sue and the depressed caller to star in Farmer Wants a Wife
>>78142098
Been watching for 60 years and sucked off blokes in the senior side since she was 15.
Hardly surprising.
>>78142098
sounds like she just hates manlets
>>78142010
I don't live near Alberton so no worries here.
>>78141995
Proof? Big if true.
>>78142113
this, theres just as many crows fans in port adelaide
>>78142123
She has good taste
>>78142123
>hates manlets
is she /ourgirl/?
>>78142123
She really does seem to have a thing for big tall afl players
so why didnt port win?
>>78142179
We're all winners today mate
>>78142179
Inability to kick straight.
>>78142179
because they're poort.
>>78142179
didnt kick enough behinds, needed to miss another 3 set shots to win it
>>78142010
I live on the east side of town, I should be alright. Pray for those in the western suburbs.
let's get this bad boy to 1000
>>78142179
Dixon
>Spit Water: "That's What It Does!"
>>78142179
because the MIGHTY IGGLES were too good for them.
Drawing the iggs for a home final was literally the worst possible outcome for Poort.
>>78141929
Petrie should have scored a goal from a free kick at the start of extra time anyway.
>>78142179
Played too many manlets.
>>78142131
Don't have any but RC always knows when a game is rigged and he tipped this one would be rigged. Funny how the game was decided on a contentious free kick..
>>78142179
Because of the umpires.
>crows
>>78142240
Trip on you fucking disgusting spastic
He broke the tackle (which ran high), therefore play on. Poort reapplied the tackle as his arm left Shuey's body and it landed around his neck. Therefore, free kick.
>Tackle
>Raises arm
>Tackle runs high
>Tackle is broken
>Play on
>Tackle is reapplied, this time legitimately high
>Free kick
Simple.
>no adelaide teams in the grand final
perfect
So I told [Luke Shuey] to [take a duck]. He actually did it the ABSOLUTE MADMAN !!!!1!
>Geelong supporter
>Copping shit from everyone
>Essendon lose by 100
>Then this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
kek, Ken STINKLY blaming a toss of the coin chance.
HESITATION MARKS
SOMEBODY STOP ME
what's he thinking right now?
>>78142408
googling 'how to tie a noose' as we speak
>>78142305
That's wrong and you're retarded.
>>78142408
He'll be flipping burgers with a heavy heart tomorrow
a bunch of freshies didn't pass that test.
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>78142427
Wow, you really refuted me there with your strong argument.
Shuey was lower down because he was shifting direction. Polec was lazy and hung his arm out there and it slid up because he didn't have anything left to complete the tackle
McGovern touched that ball off the boot.
Should never have gone to OT
>mfw dude i went to school with (mad power fan) is posted on the first reserve page looking sad as fuck
Can you fuck this shit off to /asp/
This is a relevant sports board
FIVEAA WRITING OFF PORT COMPLETELY SAYING THEY WILL NEVER MAKE A GF
>>78142508
>>78142326
It's happening.
why are poms such miserable whiny cunts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78142508
/afl/ literally owns and runs /sp/ know your place nigel
>>78142326
umm, try again sweetie
>>78142305
fuckin KEK i know it's you you Selwood defending cunt, grats on making the Autism team as "the Physics of tackling" guy you fucking MONG
How would espee react if Port didn't choke and actually won?
>>78142602
all betths are offth!
>>78142305
you are a legitimate lost cause Mrs. Selwood you're delusion is on the borderline of the guy who thought being good at kicking the ball was a meme
>>78142657
would have been better, would get to bully PerthChink with all the memes I had that are going to waste
>>78142620
>>78142665
Terrific posts. I'm not saying anything about Shuey, or Selwood (but nice red herring). Polec reapplied after he initially lost grip the tackle and it was high.
hopefully cornesie rubs it in.
I feel a lot better about being a dons supporter right now lads
Lads can we talk about Eric Mackenzie's season saving move to knock the footy into the post without conceding the behind?
Absolutely fucking epic from him.
>>78142704
>I'm not saying anything about Shuey
>but here's what happened in the Shuey tackle
I'm fascinated how you function in real life
>>78142734
Clutch as fuck
played junior footy with dan houston
i always thought he was tough, I guess he's just a big bitch
>>78142734
I fucking hate the Iggs but to have that level of composure at that moment was fantastic
>>78142657
just huff some petty if you need to escape reality unna.
>>78142757
I am talking explicitly about Polec's tackle.
We literally defeated those Poort faggots by CHEATING. Get fucked LMAO.
>>78142704
>>78142796
thanks for confirming that it is actually you Mrs. Selwood.
just beat the shit out of my brother in the backyard for being a smug cunt after the eagles won like they'd won a hip, AMA
>>78142827
what's it like being a port adelaide supporter?
>>78142844
wouldn't be caught dead barracking for poort I'm /heave ho/ and i fucking hate smug winners dard
just threw me beer at me missus and her fucken kid, fucken cunts dont know when to shut up ay. not my fault she's a perth fuckwit cunt ay
>>78142908
shut up retard
classic wet toast cheaters, worst team in the AFL by far
one of the biggest disadvantages to living in the west is having to deal with this shit, and the newspapers are going to be FILLED with junk
Why didn't Stants get to play a final game? :(
>>78142949
fuck up cunt, meet me at the thebby
>>78142961
How did they cheat?
>>78142969
desu his retirement announcement was a surprise to me.
I completely forgot about him after 2012 or 13
>>78142993
tackle was at about bicep level until spud shuey lifted the arm and caused it to slip high, was a free in 2016 but shouldn't have been tonight.
fuck i hate that twitching ducking cunt FUCK
>>78142908
>your missus' kid
lmao faggot
>>78143007
He's one of my favorite recent players. seems like a nice guy.
>>78143072
fuck off me ex took me kids cos she's a cunt who doesnt know what responsible drinkin looks like at shes fucked in the head
>>78143143
trying too hard/10
>>78143143
>muh life as a port supporter
>the absolute state of this thread
J U S T
U
S
T>>78141997
>>78141172
guess they got fucking ABORTED
Sorbet and oats is an elite dessert combo lads. Unfortuately there's no oats left so I fucked up the ratio though.
>>78143206
fuck up your next
>>78143283
cunt not tonite
>>78143454
square up wife beater I would dust you any time anywhere
>>78143536
meet me at the thebby ill you whose who ay
>>78143596
>thebby
I don't even know what that is, I guess if it's in SA you are fucking irrelevant, come to Perth and I'll make you fucking skip cunt
>>78143640
thebarton hotel dickhead, of course a perthy poofta like u wouldnt know the best local in aus
>>78143904
the only think you are the best in AUS at is being meth heads, I would fuck you sideways on my life, come talk that shit in Kwinana I dare you
>>78142113
then why not support a good team like crows?
>>78143309
oooor know! Plower! They losers! Much Shame! Grater Lestern Shitty arr tleam row!
>>78143904
I legit live a 10 minute walk from there, closer to the Mile End which is a better pub all round
>>78143904
>thebby
I thought that was a local poofter hang out for all the pillowbiters in bowden
>>78144284
If I'm going anywhere near the mile end I'm going to the wheatie
>>78143904
EXPOSED
>>78144309
not at 12:30am your not.
>>78140115
kek underrated
>>78143904
sad cunt, I would fuck you in the ass and there is nothing you could do about it
West Coast
Swans
>>78142787
I probably know you
wow, this game is heaps better than NRL, what have I been doing?