Real Madrid vs Levante

>making a thread 90 minutes before the game

Does Allah compensate the early bird?

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Happy Birthday Luka Moedric!

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gud murning

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theo and marcelo together ZZ the absolute madman

I've been doing coke all night so I'm gonna keep doing it until the match is over then crash. Hala Madrid

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>>78137571
Llorente is finally playing. Hopefully he can prove he's better than Casemiro.

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>>78137256
I bet you fags don't even know where Levante is.

>>78137970
Next to Cordoba

>>78137970
In the peninsula.

>>78137970
The Levant is in the middle east.

>>78137970
middle east

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>>78137994
Nice try

>>78137970
>not knowing the bat resembles Valencia

Does anyone have a good stream? My shitty tv will show city-liv, and i don't want to watch shitty english football.

>>78137483
>this is what asspain actually thinks

>>78138258
acestream://b6041d93d129acd512e87a603655753adf8546db

Quick, post your grocery lists. I need inspiration.

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>only one non-spanish player in the starting eleven for Levante

pretty comfy

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>>78137256
>Le muslim Mohammed Halal bandwagonner
CANCER
A
N
C
E
R

>MARCELO AS WINGER

WEWWWWWWW

Does your team stadium even have free wi-fi for 80k customers? based movistar

>>78138369
Honestly the best winger in the world

>>78137942
this

EXPOSED

>>78138380
Enjoy getting your communications sniffed, Pablo

>>78138286
Thanks mate

>>78137571
Zidane playing 5D chess.

asensio sexy meme moves

>>78137571
>the city of Isco

>>78137970
next to ceuta

Beautiful tackle.

ts-tsu?

>>78138333
But there are more muslims in Catalonia than in any other place in Spain, Al fonso.

>I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE >I RATE ZIDANE

EXPOSED

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Casilla(s)

EXPOOOOOOOOOSEEDDDDDDDDDDD

>I RATE ZIDANE

the city of mandrill

what the fuck was that goal

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>Zidane is a world class manager

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lel

What part of Levante UD are you from, lads?

FIRE BENZEMA ALREADY

Finally exposed ha!
>unironically rate Zidameme

>benzema

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>>78137256
>Carajal
>Carajillo
>Caravalla
>Carapolla
>Gilipollas
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJJJJJJJKKJKAJAKJKJKKJKJKKJK

>>78138613
GOT ANY PROBLEM WITH THE REAL CASILLAS, TAPANIGGER!?

>We unironically sold Morata and kept Benzemalo.

>implying the ref won't rig it so Real wins anyway

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lole

>>78138658
He's shit desu

>>78138658
Actually I loved him until Mou and Arbeloa destroyed him tBh, but a meme is a meme.

Valencian teams BTFO real

>>78138665
SO IS YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY, FAGVELA NIGGER

Carvajal is still looking for the ball

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homosex

>>78138704
yes

>>78138686
I wonder why is that

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for me it's José Campaña

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>>78138716
An actual shame we did not get to fully imprive him

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>halal

>>78138752
>>>/a/

Juegan ahora? ostia ya ha marcado el levante
pero si el periodico decia 8:45

>>78138688
>t. Antonio

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>>78138763
re/a/l madrid tho

>>78138774
Lo habrás visto mal
>el periódico
Esto que es, el siglo XIX?

>>78138774
your Periodico suck Jordi

>>78138774
>periodico
lül

Benzeinjured

>>78138784
Real Real fans see anime for what it is, shit infantile cartoons for little girls.

>>78138809
GOOD NEWS

>>78138791
>>78138795
>>78138797
Well desu it's the independentist and catalanist newspaper punt avui wich has a separate sport newspaper called El 9 Esportiu
My father buys it every morning and give it to me when I wake up

>>bale

>>78138844
Balde

>>78138838
Puto nini

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>Benzeshit ded
Just give Madrid the title already

What position does Asensio play?

>>78138884
Allfielder

>>78138884
cm

>>78138884
Positions don't exist in Zidane's football, he's above that.

>>78138884
My heart

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>>78138919

>>78138859
puto wagefuck :)

I really dislike this V*squez guy

betted on next goal Levante pls Levanta my money

>>78138955
>betting


what are you, a t*rk?

>>78138989
no :(

>>78138954
(Tú)

>>78138955
El suecANO

>>78138955
haha

get fucked

Lmao Ramos piggybacking again

>>78138955
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

VASQUEZ

>>78138954
>>78138955
ayyyy
>the town of you are

EL ESTADO DE /SP/

>>78138955
hahahhahah me

>>78138955
Dood

Sorry but I'm watching real teams, Liverpool vs man city play in a real league, the Premiership

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well

it was fun while it lasted

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>>78138954
>>78139015
He's a normie in the literal sense of the word, he plays with passion that's why they keep him

>Ramos

KEK

betted on next goal Real

>transfer ban
>Real Madrid doesn't give a shit
lol

ERA PENAL

>>78138954
(Du)

>>78138811
But anon little girls are the best this world has to offer

>>78139075
delet this please I don't want levante to score another 1

>>78139057
>watching a bunch of niggers running like crazy instead of Asensio and Zidane, the GOATs.

lmao

>>78139057
I wouldn't expect less of an American tBh.
>tf
>tt

>>78139099
That has nothing to do with my statement

>>78139057
Lol watching a bunch of niggers sprinting instead of real men playing futchebowl.

>bayol

was bale a pace meme he can't score or assist

>Bale and Benzema are not even good enough for lesser teams like Barcelona
>Zidane is forced to play them because of the fucking senile cunt that is Florentino.

>>78139211
obviously

>>78139077
Not when your name is Tito Floren

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Miss me yet?

dead in here... dont tell me people rather watch Plastic overhyped PL than this

>>78140163
>not watching Armenian PL

>>78140190
this tbbqh

ISCO IN

>That fucking yellow twenty minutes ago
Mother of refball

>>78137970
I know it's in Valencia but that's it.

>>78139057
I was watching just now, the level of football was abysmal

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>>78139211
I dunno - his first couple of seasons he was really good but always in the shadow of the rest.

I'm not sure what's wrong now - I hope he just needs to find form and confidence again, but I fear his injuries over the past couple of seasons fucked him up

Leganes: six points
Real Madrid: five points

>>78140670
Getafe and Leganes are the new Real and Atleti check these digits

EXPOSÉ

Florentino is everything that is wrong with Madrid. His intentions are good but he keeps ruining the team. Bale and Benzema keep playing because he says so and they haven't had enough level to play at this club for years, specially Bale.

is Kroos able of anything besides sideways passing? Can't remember seeing him making long passes forward

>>78140807
he did against Norway. what bothers me is his shooting technique

Did Ronaldo really win that champions league all by himself lads? I'd say so

You know, the last match you could at least point at Benzema for failing to convert 5 chances. This match though...

>>78140851
It's like he's too afraid to shoot. Didn't he score a decent amount of goals at Bayern?

Genuinely don't like Isco. Just pass the ball you meme dribbling faggot

>drawing against levante

ZZ fired by October 2bh

lmaaaaao

Real have La Real away next week. They could be 7 points behind Barca after 4 matchdays

>BUT HALAL PLAY BETTER WITHOUT RONALDO

>GARETH FAIL

LOL

>>78140961
he was known for his blooters. now he wants to pass the goal into the net lel

ROJA AL MACACO

UMA DELICIA

AHAHAHAH RED CARD

CHIMPOUT

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Real confirmed TSUbabbis

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Supposedly the greatest team in the world right now
>Barely drew against Valencia and a draw against fucking Levante

ixposed

>marlelo

>can't steamroll a small club 7-0
>total meltdown

Truly royal

i want to abandon ship.

need a new team.

Jo Jo Jo

Still not over, lads.

We'll do it.

>>78141170
P$G

I didn't tknow this game was so early

How the hell are Madrid 1-1? How was the red? Good game? Where's TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

The state of theos crossing ability

>>78141170
Sevilla

>that slip

customers mad af

>I rate Zidane

>>78141257
I will support Sevilla til Tsuu is back.

I'm fucking done with Shitdrid

Maybe I'll bandwagon them again in march but for now I'll support another team

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exposed

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EXPOSED

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

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TSU is the only team I'll ever need.

lel

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"Fans" still booing

>>78141242
PLZ ANSWER

>>78137256
>Time for a cheeky 6:0
nothin personell kid

>still hasn't lost a match
Unexposable

Rate him or your mother dies in her sleep

Getting really concerned for the third worlder sycophants making Real compilation videos for Youtube. At this rate they'll run out of material.

>captcha: absteiger avenida

>vazquez complaining about lack of TSU

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>>78137256
>CAN'T WIN AGAINST VALENCIA B IN HOME, REFBALLING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, THE SPECIAL BALD AUTIST

>we don't need Ronaldo
>anyone could do his job

These were unironic opinions from Halal fans

>>78141242
Good exciting game, Levante better than expected, red card was justified for Marcelo

>>78141425
Can't believe I missed it. Since when do Madrid play so early.
Thanks la

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>>78141377
Umm, no sweetie

>>78141242
No CF cuz benzhit injured.
Marcelo kicked a defender in head out of frustration, got sent off.TSU still have 3 match bans left.

>>78141455
How did the shirt defy physics here?

What a comfy match.

Levante where so relaxed and calm. Had no urgency whatsoever.

Even Mardrid's constants attack where relaxing. They where just so peaceful you simply couldn't care whether they scored or not. Raul was a great goalkeeper, brought the comfy levels up to 11.

Gonna watch more Levante matches after this lads.

>>78141477
He's a manlet so his shirt weighs almost nothing, this means the air can just pick it up and hold it.

>>78141462
>TSU still have 3 match bans left.
Shit, I completely forgot about that somehow. Hopefully they show the Marcelo red in post game show, was it a really frustrating game for Madrid? I saw the stats and they had 15 shots or so to Levante's 5

>>78141490
also dont miss Reals game vs La Real away next week, Real's season could be fucked right there

>Real without ツー
Aaaand it's nothing.

>>78141490
Cringed hard at this

>>78141548
More like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And Barcelona was supposed to be the mess this season

>Check Marca comments
>Falta james en este equipo

heh

>>78141490
>>>reddit

>>78141606
>ponga a james calvo jueputa

>>78141528
madrid kinda underestimated levante with their 2nd class starting 11 and got fucked in the ass.by the time isco came in for the rescue shit was getting out of hand..and then the red card sealed the results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq1Vemfd2Bw

>>78141490
Look at all that reddit spacing. Made the text much more organized and easier for me to read. Thanks anon!

>>78141714
they deserved it then. i get them there is a cl game going on later.

>>78141242
Zidane is an overrated manager carried by having the most stacked team on earth.

casemiro cristiano and benzema, along with marcelo are the core of real and what makes it work. Without them, even if they havee a stacked team with some of the best players in the world they are not that good, because zidane is actually a mediocre manager

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>>78141602
mfw barca win 4-0 against espanyol today

>>78141714
Ref did well to spot that. That's the kind of shit that generally people get away with since the ball has moved on

barcelona are going to win the league with paulinho, dembele, andre gomes and deulofeu

>>78141606
He gave them good vibes from the bench lad.

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I thought tapping in was easy and every man child on /sp/ could do it.

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Levante uses cloning, its super effective

>>78142664
It is when you have someone in the back giving you those key passes. RM's midfield was ass today , Marcelo was out of position and Isco is starting to become the new Neymar (selfish dribbler)

>>78142814
>Marcelo was out of position
B-but spee told me that he was a natural winger

>>78141602
Halal always wins the triplete in the transfer season. When the season actually starts, on the other hand...

>>78138459
>getting your communications sniffed

What if these communications are 99% TSSSSUUUUUUU and 1% tfw no gf?

>>78142765
t. Ivan Lopez

ESPOSTO

fuuuck..

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As if stealing Ronaldo away from us wasn't enough, they got Marcelo suspended as well. Fuck these refs.

>>78149467
Why haven't you drank bleach yet?

BUT REAL MADRID DON'T NEED ANY STRIKER RIGHT?
fuck man

>>78141857

Bemzema is a liability not an asset.

>>78137571
Theo es un puto tronco. No se porque lo dejo en la cancha y saco a lucas vazquez

>>78141311
>Ties with levante using a meme squad
still not exposed

>>78149467
but both suspensions were correct?

I don't think ronaldo should have been sent off, but his suspension was for his behavior towards the ref after the red card, which is his own dumb fault

marcelo got sent off for lashing out to the levante defender, which is his own dumb fault

>3 games
>already 4 points behind barcelona
lmao

Is Real Madrid confirmed a one man team now? They are awful without the worlds best player

>>78144345
What the fuck are you doing here, my friend Iván López? Long time no see

>>78156650
Those points will be made up in El Clasico, hermano

>>78141377
maessieur/10