RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP
>Sat 9 Sept
19:35 NZ v Argentina, Yarrow Stadium, New Plymouth
22:00 Australia v RSA, NIB Stadium, Perth
MITRE 10 CUP Round 4
>Wed 6 Sept
19:35 Wellington v Hawke’s Bay, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
>Thu 7 Sept
19:35 Counties Manukau v North Harbour, Ecolight Stadium, Pukekohe >Fri 8 Sept
17:45 Canterbury v Southland, AMI Stadium, Christchurch
19:45 Manawatu v Bay of Plenty, Central Energy Trust Arena, Palmerston North
>Sat 9 Sept
14:35 Auckland v Taranaki, Eden Park, Auckland
16:35 Northland v Waikato, Toll Stadium, Whangarei
>Sun 10 Sept
14:35 Tasman v Wellington, Lansdowne Park, Blenheim
16:35 Hawke’s Bay v Otago, McLean Park, Napier
*All times in RWCT.
PRO 14 Round 2
>Reminder Scotland are the only unbeaten nation in the competition
Leinster v Cardiff Blues
>8th September 19:35
Edinburgh v Dragons
>8 September 19:35
Glasgow Warriors v Ospreys
>9 September 15:15
Benetton Treviso v Ulster
>9 September 18:05
Munster v Cheetahs
>9 September 17:15
Connacht v Southern Kings
>9 September 19:35
Zebre v Scarlets
>9 September 20:35
my door is made of pinekenzie lads
We are still fucked but there is hope!
>MemeKensie on defence
I don't enjoy this episode again. Me oh my no boy I do not enjoy that.
Not a fan of this development
Was drunk and almost fucked a girl the size of retired Piri Weepu.
Disappointed in myself but she had a lovely personality
>implying pinekenzie caused that try
It was all over when Read, Ardie and TJ fucked up the lineout.
#HTS
no crotty and smiths = total shit ABs
based argies finally bringing some competition.
GOATkenzie more like goatkenzie hahaha
>>78136412
you know how the story goes
second half we get REKT by all blacks
look at rwc 2015, rwc 2011 and many many other matches
>>78136409
>>78136403
Based Whangarei poster.
Don't mind Me, just defending a try.
>>78136425
>>78136428
>Whangarei
>h
Get out
Why do only north island players make mistakes?
>>78136409
>>78136425
>>78136438
I want to put my face in her boobs!
>>78136445
Sorry Whanganui lad.
>anti pinekenzie conspiracy theorists ignoring the fact that it would be 21-16 if pissrat was kicking the goals
take aways from that half lads:
ardie aint a starter
perenara < smith
dagg is a great defender
ALB should start with crotty
memekenzie experiment has failed
read needs to retire and learn how to fly a helicopter
>>78136457
Actually for >>78136425 kek
>>78136461
pissrat is an indian cricket captain lad
>>78136463
I agree with every point.
>>78136461
>how terrible MemeKensie is doesn't matter because of Barrett
What if I told you both are playing shit
>>78136463
agree with all except memekenzie
This team has bigger problems. Look at the lions series
Why is it that everyone else is able to see how good GOATkenzie is except /rug/?
>>78136463
In general I think we've replaced veterans with guys who can pull off meme highlight reel attacks but aren't so great at the hard work, like cleaning out and rucks and making tackles.
cmon argentina beat these black bastards
Looking good:
Fafita, Romano, ALB, NMS
Looking shit:
Shitkenzie, Savea, Perenara
>si si, you know what to do
>>78136463
>ardie aint a starter
He is great off the bench, more game time and he could be there. Currently not a starter
>perenara < smith
Yes
>dagg is a great defender
Yea
>ALB should start with crotty
Yes
>memekenzie experiment has failed
Yes
>read needs to retire and learn how to fly a helicopter
He has actually had a very solid game with few errors. But agree because I don't like him at all
So this...is the power...of the All Blacks...woah
BOOMFA
>>78136522
>beauden not shit
What a kick
>>78136532
*draws a series vs the combined best players of 4 (four) countries*
heh nothing personal kid
jesus
>>78136539
Sorry forgot Beaudie
ARGIE BARGIE
sneed's feed and seed
ME OH MY
>>78136554
>>78136522
>mainly Hurrishits
no surprises there
>doesn't have a player obstructing the contesting players
>can't catch the ball
What did McKenzie mean by this?
>>78136463
Yeah Ardie is medicore at ruckwork
Smith is GOAT
Dagg miles better defensively than he was 4 years ago
Definitely
Wouldn't say failed but he's nowhere near a starter yet
Nah but I'd like to see his replacements get more game time ahead of 2019
ME OH MY I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS MUCH NO LADS
man mcmemezie is really fucking bad at positioning
>>78136563
Made me think.
>>78136568
>happens again
What does he mean with this?
might make a Sopranos XV
Memekenzie is absolutely dreadful at actual fullback things. Has he taken a single high ball cleanly so far?
>>78136581
Thanks Justin!
>>78136588
yeah i think once
fucking hell mckenzie is losing every high ball
barrett is a better fullback that mcmemzie
>commentators acting like getting in position for kicks isn't a part of the fullbacks job
Pull the other one
If only Emo Argie had lived to see this.
>best player to ever grace a pitch retires
>spend years trying to find a suitable replacement
>so invested at this point that an entire industry has to try their hardest to explain away his faults
>losing us games nearly
>still trying to explain shit away
fucking reprehensible
lmao lil guy
rip ABs
>Coles has to stand up and talk to the ref because Read is too much of a spineless fuck to talk to the ref
Got to say really miss that of Richie
It's the same as last week. Folau dominated McKenzie in the air.
>McKenzie solid under the high ball
>>78136585
How does he keep doing this?
Yellowden Pissrat
>>78136603
Me too. Richie had ref's sucking his dick.
Barret is trash wheres cruden
test the argies for meth
Is it that the argies are playing well, or that the all blacks are just bad?
LMAO
100% all pinekenzies fault lads
Beauden "when they're pushing hard, I'll get the card" Barrett
>>78136620
France I think. Bring back Beaver imo. Or put Pinekenzie in at 10
>>78136620
Overseas
>>78136622
both
AB's arent firing at all, missing links in all their chains etc
Argies are slamming the offense though
>>78136622
AB are fucking up
>>78136620
fuckin bait
GOATKENZIE with some great defence there
well lads. this one's all over. good job argentina
>>78136636
the CRUDEmissile never lost to poomas
based soap ready to clean up this pack of filthy queefs
>>78136622
NZ doesn't even care about rugby. 3rd sport here.
Argentina is great at the sport.
FIFGOATA
R A P I D
BOOMFITA FUCK ME
>>78136622
anyone that asks that question are cunts
BASED FUCKING ROIDMONSTER COCONUT SAVES THE DAY
FIFITA
what the fuck
That man deserves a try to be honest. When Barrett comes back will we see MemeKensie off and Barrett to fullback?
I miss Andrew Merhtens.
FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA FIFITA
iceman soap
>mfw Australia is the only team that doesn't beat nz this RC
>>78136677
Hopefully, McKenzie is just embarrassing
ENJOYED THAT
2 FAST 2 FURIOUS THE FIFITA STORY NARRATED BY JUSTIN YES BOY MARSHALL
Pooden Pissrat is the cancer killing the all blacks
>Sopoaga comes on
>suddenly everything goes well
really makes me think?
Is the beuden barrett meme, dare I say, over?
What a beast.
>>78136677
Nah they took Dagg off
you are now aware that if sopoaga had been goalkicking the whole game the all blacks would be leading by 30 points
>>78136643
Great call
Well I enjoyed that 5 minutes where the argies had a chance. Better luck next year chaps
>looks at pinekenzie
>looks at perenara
>chucks it to perenara
PINEKENZIE IS FINISHED
>>78136700
>all blacks a man down and realise they need to pull finger
>start playing well
Doesn't get me thinking.
Webm of Fifita's try pls
>"With all respect to TJ Perenara, it had to go to Mckenzie"
No, Bill, I dont think it did.
>>The AB backs are so lackluster in the last 30 min that the forwards have to do the job themselves
>MemeKensie takes a run
>gets isolated and lose the ruck
Good thing we had that advantage.
>>78136738
>the super rugby player of the year who was lauded for his kicking isn't the backup kicker
I'll say it again.
Beauden to fullback, Soap at 10.
>>78136736
>>78136730
and look at what happened
The state of anti pinekenzie conspiracy theorists
GOATkenzie would have scored
>>78136745
I guess no one should make a linebreak then you fucking moron
fucking sick of mcmemezie running the line like a fucking pussy
>>78136753
I think doing that at halftime so old man Dagg can rest is a good move.
>>78136759
Taking league style solo runs with no regards to your support are stupid.
60 Minute All Blacks™ incoming.
grabbing some floodies lads
>>78136776
That's the forwards fault
>>78136778
60 minute all black opponents incoming
Defo need to add more sugar to my next kombucha brew
>>78136786
>it's the forwards fault that no one on the field trusts MemeKensie to run straight let alone making a line break so no one on the field even follows in support
No
LOSS PUMAS
i could have finished that try to be honest with you
>expecting anything but the best from THE GOAT
someday... just not today it seems
anti pinekenzie conspiracy theorists on suicide watch
pumas probably be happy the try was scored there, certain card otherwise
>>78136831
I would've spilled it
>>78136831
Fatvea, old broken Dagg, old man Jane all could have
GOAT
>>78136842
one more penalty and it was definite
>moody off
thats a big loss
Moody is kill
>>78136842
Should have been a penalty try
Not a happy chappy
Based GOAToaga
>>78136831
Why aren't you in ABs squad yet?
>>78136807
>Not trusting the player with the most metres, most carries, most defenders beaten in super rugby to make a linebreak
Whoops, didn't realise I was talking to a retard
>>78136871
injured lad
>>78136835
Thought I was going to witness rugby history this morning. It'll come, jefe.
Sopoaga deserves a start at 10
Forward pass.
Pinekenzie MOTM
>>78136876
Jordie, is it you?
very forward
>this kid is sensational
>walks over 2 sure thing tries Coles could have scored
I don't like this episode
Memekekzie
THIS KID IS SENSATIONAL
VAEA FIFITA ON INCUMBENT ALL BLACKS FLANKER WATCH!
>>78136892
Wyatt Crockett could have scored the first one
RIP Kaino
>>78136884
yeah mate ask me anything
calling it now. when the day comes that fifita retires he'll be considered the best rugby player of all time.
>THIS KID IS SENSATIONAL
LOL
>>78136907
i take it back, can't even pass the ball backward he'll probably never play another test
Is Codi Taylor white?
>>78136907
>>78136919
ahahaha
That pkayer you irrationally hate
>Wyatt fucking Crockett
>>78136915
Why? Fifita has been playing well
gardner is by far the best ref at the moment
>>78136922
whiter than me, and i'm pretty white
>>78136905
Did you and Scott beat little Beauden in the childhood?
>>78136922
No. Is your mum's boyfriend white?
>>78136930
Still seething about the ref selection for the Lions series
>>78136932
Beauden is the bigger bully brother
>>78136936
My Mum is married to my father and they're both white
>>78136943
what lions series?
>>78136947
Yeah but what about her side dick.
New game plan: keep the ball away from BB
>>78136944
Wut? Just check the Barretts' height/weight. Scott has definitely taken all Beaudy's toys.
>Barrett actually catches a high ball
And just like that MemeKensie exposed.
>>78136928
Thought he was referring to Kenzie.
how can someone run really fast but still make NO ground
>>78136975
Age and respect > size
>Jordie Barrett said he'd been too scared to call his senior sibling anything other than "Beaudy". "There would be repercussions if I called him something else, so I will just stick with Beauden or Beaudy,"
https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/96483908
>>78136954
It's Australia mate. The abos are all fucking filthy druggos or as white as GOATkenzie, fobs don't exist except at the footy, and blacks don't exist at all
>>78136997
And hes so tiny that when they catch him he gets BURIED
>>78137002
So he's an abo?
Do you have to do welcome to mumtry every time he comes over?
>soap looking for an option in the tackle
>only MemeKensie
>decides to go to ground
You can't make this shit up.
>memechez
Laumape should have come on earlier. SBW is finished.
>Memegentina
>>78137023
No she isn't getting any side dick you fucking weirdo. Don't throw stones in Glass houses mate I've seen how you lot worship Fobs
scrum resets lads
>>78137043
I was just asking jeez
POODEN PISSRATT
Open them flooded lads
>Be from New Zealand
>Worship Islanders like Blacks are in the US
mckenzie wouldve dropped that desu
>MemeKensie supporters will say something about how anyone could score that but MemeKensie's could only be scored by him
I'm looking forward to the mental gymnastics lads.
canes been good
>>78137069
When and who? Give an example lad. All the FOBs I can think of aren't worshipped at all in any way.
ALB taking a page outta shitkenzies book
>barrett 0/4
>sopoaga 4/5
>Literally no comments about GOATkenzie except by mentally unstable conspiratards
hmmmMMMMm
*Blocks your path*
>>78136998
>Age and respect > size
But childhood has its own rules. If you are bigger, you have all toys.
*struggles to pronounce the word psychologically*
funny old game
gg Argies
Party time
>>78137118
Hasn't that nigger retired from rugby because of injuries?
>>78137119
Beauden would have been bigger all through childhood as the older brother. Only into highschool or later the others would have caught up when the pecking order was already set in stone.
Age > size
>>78137102
>Dominates your sport and culture like blacks in the US
>Known as genetically more athletic
>White girls Love the BPC (big polynesian cock)
Right well that's the Argies' spirits crushed, your turn poopeelia.
>>78137141
Nah he's coming back to ARU next year I think. He took a break
>>78137155
>literally can't name one
gets me thinking.
FOBs don't dominate our rugby or sport at all. They have literally nothing to do with our culture. Their biology doesn't mean shit in your argument. Your assumption about girls is false and seems to be you projecting. Are you hungry for a brown FOB dick?
Fuck it must suck playing the All Blacks.
Pinekenzie MOTM
Has the league started yet? Gonna watch that while I wait
btw parra's year lads
>>78137218
Get out.
Scotland
is
a bit
https://youtu.be/sx_6xojKLJE?t=1m20s
An insight into what Aussie girls are like, not the FOB worshipping whores in your """country"""
Fucking pumas
bad.
>>78137238
Well you McKenzied that one 2bh
>>78137235
>some homo actor
Mate that's not a girl. Is this why you are so wrong about your FOB statements?
McKenzie looked good in Super Rugby, whats up
Next game should be good lads
>>78137257
Not test quality
https://youtu.be/GnCZquDtAuY?t=8m57s
Reminder
>>78137283
>>78137283
made me chuckle
FOB'D
These are the elite changes that need to be made:
Both Sams (Whitelock and Cane) start. Romano fucks off. Find a new halfback because TJ has gone to shit. Soap to start at 10. Crotty in for Sonny Bill. Reiko in and Dagg goes to 15.
pissratt relegated to the bench when lads
>>78137303
Why can't you just import Ukrainian grils?
FUCK I hate that Vodafone ad
Name your dickhead XV. Or nominate players for a position
hello yes I am here
>>78137303
>born in NZ
>raised in NZ
>FOB
You do know what a FOB is right?
>>78137348
i would import my penis into her vagina if you know what im saying
>>78137366
Gregan.
>>78137257
>>78137271
He's pretty playing as well as he is in SR, but test matches are a completely different level. Has he shown enough to stay with the All Blacks? I can't say.
He's certainly not Ben Smith quality, but then only a handful of fullbacks in the world are.
>>78137316
Agree with all of those
>Find a new halfback because TJ has gone to shit
TJ is shit but who could replace him atm? Bryn Hall? Brad Weber?
>>78137372
>i would import
You mean "export".
>destroy western australian rugby
>host the next match there
>>78137331
Actually Barrett coming off the bench is probably when he's at his finest
>>78137366
Richard Loe for prop
Bakkies Botha for lock
>>78137396
That's the problem. Put Tahuriorangi in so I can hear the commentators try to say it.
>>78137331
He needs to be yellow carded to play at his best
>>78137370
A polynesian, Melanesian, or Vietnamese person (in Aus)
>>78137366
1- J.Marler
2- D. Hartley
3- U.Atonio
4- E.Etzebeth
5- B.Botha
6- M.Bergamasco
7-
8-
9-
10-
11- C.Ashton
12- M.Tuilagi
13-
14- M.Bergamasco
15-
Smith
Sopoaga
Ioane
Crotty
ALB
NMS
Barrett
desu
>>78137366
1. Crockett
5. Itoje
9. A. Smith
10. Memekenzie
13. Bastareaud
15. Mike Brown
>>78137416
Haha I was thinking Bakkies
so we have...
3 Loe
4 Bakkies
9 Gregan
I nominate Quade Cooper for 10?
>>78137444
Agreed. Fuck you're smart.
Just a humble Skuxx #nohate
>>78137424
Plus the key part, first generation to immigrate to your country. Fresh Off the Boat. Second, third + generation aren't FOBs they are just citizens of your country.
>>78137444
Replace NMS with Dagg Tbh. Have NMS at 23 as a utility back.
>>78137484
This, they're only fobs for the first generation
After that they're just niggers
There's nothing "cool" about racism lads.
>>78137484
I think it's different between our cultures lads. For us it just means anywhere from that area (probs cause we have so few compared to you guys)
Dickhead XV
1- J.Marler
2- D. Hartley
3 -R. Loe
4. E.Etzebeth
5- B.Botha
6-
7-
8-
9- G.Gregan
10- Q Cooper
11- C.Ashton
12- M.Tuilagi
13-
14-
15-
>>78137544
M. Brown at 15
>>78137544
Phil Waugh. BOD.
Just spotted a double rainbow over the Perth stadium lads haahaha remember that meme?
Nepo sounds thick as anything.
>>78137544
Delon Armitage at 14/15 maybe?
>>78137516
There's nothing "cool" about virtue signalling on an anonymous burmese motorcycle repair forum either, faggot
>>78137544
Dickhead XV
1- J.Marler
2- D. Hartley
3 -R. Loe
4. E.Etzebeth
5- B.Botha
6-
7- Phil Waugh
8-
9- G.Gregan
10- Q Cooper
11- C.Ashton
12- M.Tuilagi
13-
14-
15- Mike Brown
>>78137572
Pocock should be at 7 and Hooper should be in the backline
>>78137521
Genuine apologies for exporting them there
That beautiful sky
Bryan Habana is the most carded player in test match rugby. He's got to be in with a shot.
>more fans in blue than in gold
kek
Eastern Australia Wallabies btfo
>>78137516
I agree but at least get your terminology right otherwise you look stupid and ignorant.
>>78137521
>NZ immigrants: ~70k
>Australian immigrants: ~200k
>so few compared to NZ
No.
>welcome to country guy is a Paki
>stephen moore rested this week
moore like he was dropped because he's fucking shit am I right lads.
*taps sticks together*
LMAO what is this?
>New Zealand demographics
>20% Maori and Polynesian
~40% of your rugby team
>Australian Demographics
>1% Maori and Polynesian
>50% of our rugby team
hmmmm
>ooga booga wooloogoonga nga ooga boots ngaaa
>>78137657
All white men should submit to the BBC.
Is this...the new Wallabies haka?
having a cheeky stroke
WTF?!
>Bang some sticks together while blabbering gibberish
Ah what a beautiful culture.
>>78137632
>get your terminology right
Sorry you lost me there
>>78137664
>random clicking
The South African team is looking blacker than I remember lads
submit to our superior anthem.
>>78137684
Still whiter than your team m8
>>78137657
>>78137657
>NZ team
>Best in the world
>Australian team
>constant embarrassment
You proved your own point. Rugby is about the fine balance between coconut power and whitey brains.
That's unfortunately why South Africa struggles, their quotas don't allow them get the ratio right
So this is what the south african anthem is really supposed to sound like
Reminder that not even a dabtrick could save Auckland rugby.
>>78137679
I was talking about the Aussie who didn't know what a FOB is and was going around calling anyone with coloured skin a FOB
>>78137642
There was some joke I've seen like,'His family will be glad he's taking a break, and so are Wallabies fans
*loses on Auckland*
Bernard Foley lads.
FORCE
FORCE
>>78137726
Oh ok. It means fresh off the boat and it's a slur referring to recent immigrants.
havent watched Rugby since the RWC
how are we STILL persisting with Foley?
>>78137738
C:
>>78137745
He's the Ice Man lad
>>78137700
Oh I know
>>78137657
>>78137738
wtf I love South Africa now
>>78137745
No idea but if it were up to me I'd have
6- Hardy
7- Pocock
8- Mcmahon
Q Cooper 10
move Hooper to 12
>>78137740
the greatest attacking fallback in the game lads
>>78137745
All of the other SR starting 10s are either BSKs and/or Quade Cooper.
>>78137743
It just means islanders over here m8
>>78137767
>move Hooper to 12
dont mind it
why is he a forward anyway? his only real attribute is ball carrying...
>>78137775
That's coconuts.
>>78137738
link to archive pls
im gonna braai after the game
Australian sports coverage disgusts me.
>>78137775
>Aussies are so ignorant they don't even know what their slurs are they just parrot them
Typical Aussie scum tttt
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/29/south-africa-racial-quotas-sport-rugby-springboks-cricket
>>78137771
>implying chippy le poo wasn't better
i don't think so.
>>78137738
Eyb.
>>78137773
What happened to Lelifano? I heard he got cancer. Is his career done?
>>78137767
QC is even worse at kicking than Foley
>>78137745
Because Bernard "The Iceman" Foley kicked that one goal from 40m out against the crusaders in the 2014 final.
>>78137789
>>78137797
>New Zealanders are pretty cool and knowledgeable people
lmao
>>78137800
outing yourself as a freshie there lad
>glen jackson is now a tier 1 international referee
What a world we live in.
>half the yellow in the stands is from springbok secondary
wew
>>78137738
You just know there's a black guy behind her with a gun to her head
>tell /pol/ imma whyte wimmen
Do the Boks have the same quota rules as the proteas? ie 8/15 coloured and 3/15 black african?
>>78137817
>still butthurt at being reminded your mum gets slammed by abos
wew
Why is there a hobo playing Hooker for Australia?
Do not interact with the /cric/ refugees.
>that throw
>>78137871
All abos are hookers lad
>>78137843
>You now remember Paddy O'Brien and Jonathan Kaplan
Now all we really have is le this is not soccer man
>that kick
jissis
Astray lia
>sh kicking
lmao
That's what happens when you required to field players just because they are black.
Was that a Force chant?
>>78137910
You become a good match for Australia?
>just outside foley's range
>42m out with no angle
???
>>78137920
No I think it was party rockers
New Zealand banter everyone
>>78137909
>>78137910
Blacks to whites ratio in rugby is one of the most important aspects of the game
>>78137920
yeah
Fuck me this is a nice shot.
>>78137952
kino
>>78137931
Why are you so salty? Usually Aussies are only butthurt once they start losing
>>78137952
>springboks in the dark
>wallabies in the light
SSS-SET
Moore like Polota-Then.
day boo
man this game is boring
lol saffas bullying niggers. will australia sanction us again?
Is paternity leave the new codeword for dropped?
>>78138010
You can't say that word here this board is a safe space, racism isn't "cool"
Hopefully Memekenzie knocked up some slag at a Chiefs aftermatch and goes on maternity leave.
>>78138009
This to be honest. Might just got to bed.
>pl-please look at 9 being taken out mr bsk
BLACKED
>Rhule doing something good
The end is neigh
>flee your shithole country to live in Australia
>still support the country that hates you and drove you out against the country that gave you refuge
Saffers are the worst kind of fans. Up there with chicano mexico fans.
BEALE!
Your thoughts, /rug/?
"he's been impressive since returning from the uk"
first time I've heard that one lads
>>78138144
>already scored more than me
Correct
>>78138144
Skin may be white but those facial features aren't
>>78137818
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/125750508/
>>78138144
>nephew, so his brother or sisters child
How is it white?
>>78138176
lmao no. he looks like the average young whiteboi from NT
race is a social construct
>FUCK
>>78138218
>NT
>white
>>78138233
I know you're trolling but it's technically true
>>78138233
This
Genetics are racist
>>78138244
Most Abos are aryan's in sydney
>the wallabies are scrumming well now
>penalty to south africa
>>78138256
I didn't know chinks followed rugby
>>78138277
>Most Abos are aryan's in sydney
Australian education
>>78138300
Please educate yourself.
>>78138312
Sorry I didn't realise you were a brainlet abo
Is this the /DMAC/ general?
yorkshire tea > pg tips > tetley > typhoo
>>78138193
Kurt is half white, surely? So this kid is ~1/4 white
>interviews with coaches in the middle of the match
what
*dabs into bed*
>>78138533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZricyEvzI8
>>78138549
1/4 white still comes out brown, unless they're albino
>>78138561
aussie sports media loves to get as much interaction as they can, see big bash controversy with players being mic'd up, and at one point the commentary telling a captain he should appeal a decision
Is this the wallabies redemption arc?
Why the fuck can't either of these teams pass?
how do we lose this
>Barely ahead of a QUOTA'D south african team
kek
>>78138604
Abos have recessive genes, not like nigs at all
>>78138736
They've got recessive personalities as well
>>78138736
Not really, it takes an Octoroon for them to look white
Big if try
take that abbo bastards
Waking up now.
How ended Aotearoa x Argentina?
>>78138829
>No meme name for Argentina
Step up your game Brautist
>39-22
It's a decent score for Argentina despite of loss.
Let me guess, lots of argentinian penalties?
auslets getting btfo by elite muscular saffas
My milky coffee is stronger than the Aussie front row
>Australia getting BTFO by a quota'd Saffa team
kek
Today does Australia overplaying or uMzantsi Afrika underplaying?
>>78138997
Close game up to the last 20 minutes. ANd then yeah, Argentina had basically no possession and gave away tons of penalties for silly shit. They were lucky to only concede another 2 tries.
That forward pass
>>78139102
Physical collapse after 60th minute against NZ and argentinian indiscipline, two institutions of rugby
Been a change in the forward pass/ knock on rule?
drop goal incoming
>uMzantsi Afrika
honey dicked
Gay
semen slurping
that was shit
i'd rather lose to the diversity hire team than draw
$20 on the draw paying $21
We're getting drunk tonight boys
>>78139515
big money
>>78139715
No, it's drinking money
Actually disgusted by Kiwis and their constant insistence that Go... BOD ;) could not have doid.
Just got back home from the game.
Mckenzie played really well and lots of the people around me believe he was easily motm
>>78141278
I just got home from the match too and everyone said you're a liar and a massive cocksucker.
now the real rugby starts
>>78141278
Drinking from now
>>78142828
nice one m8
bit late lads but
>drawstralia
>south drawfica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDBRkmrtHjQ
absolute state of saracens
>>78144455
Cracking match tbqh
Hope Northampton lose purely for those terrible uniforms
>>78145238
>uniforms
>>78145368
muh kit
The Cherry and Shites
*Dabs over the tryline*
*Does it three more times*
heh, better luck next time...
Shitspreys
HULL KINGSTON ROVERS
K
R
>>78146290
>League
umm, fuck off sweetie
holy fuck
THE SMALL HAMLET OF OSPREYS
>>78137218
Faggot.
>>78136371
Lads how the FUCK do you down a pint
Teach me your ways
>>78147043
The most important thing is to really push the glass into the corners of your mouth so there's no leakage.
>>78147284
Sure I've got the leakage part down but how do you down it quickly
>>78147431
aim for fewer big gulps rather than lots of little gulps
TELL ME ABOUT ZANDER WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>78147431
open your gullet, drink from the back of the throat
>>78147868
I've heard that but how tf do you open your gullet
>>78147839
>>78147911
Just try and imagine you are downing a pint of water, it sounds like you havent totally acquired the taste of beer yet.
>>78148173
I have but I have a tendency to drink it slowly
>>78148207
I don't down pints either, if I want to get steaming drunk I'll just drink vodka instead.
>>78148502
But it's a necessity for rugby
>>78148502
>tfw complete shit at drinking pints
>tfw godly at drinking shots
Any fat smelly forward cunt tells me to down a pint and I just ask if he wants to do shots of sambuca next. They usually fuck right off.
Beer needs to be slowly drunk to be better apreciated
>>78148970
>cant afford fridges in the favela
>will never have a cold one with the lads
>>78148949
But you can't because you have to down a pint even as a back fella
kiwis are up.
time for church lads.
its fucking hailing lads
I am awake now motherfuckers.
>>78151845
Who uses profanities on the sabbath, really
Damian McKenzie 8: Mostly positive. Great burst of speed to set up first try to Milner-Skudder. Couple of good high ball takes in first half, but put a couple down in the second when things got slippery. One easy try finish, and nearly had another on a busy night.
15. Damian McKenzie - 7
Useful under high ball. Darted about like mercury on a benchtop. Couldn't stop Sanchez, but late try welcome.
>caught one high ball out of about 10
How much does he pay them?
>>78152057
Translation for non-Chiefs sfans:
The Memekenzie experiment has failed.
Bench at best.
9. Smith
10. Soap
11. Rieko
12. Crotty
13. ALB
14. Dagg
15. Barrett
bench: Perenara, NMS, SBW
Fight me.
>>78152794
Barrett on the bench, NMS on the wing, and Dagg at 15.
9. Smith
10. Soap
11. Rieko
12. Crotty
13. ALB
14. Naholo
15. Smith
21. Perenara
22. Barrett
23. Laumape
>>78150786
>having religion
>in XXIst Century
>>78152849
9- TJ
10- Cruden
11- Savea
12- Fekitoa
13- Smith
14- Guildford
15- Mckenzie
>>78152963
Based CJ > shitford and I'll agree.
anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theorists on /rug/ really are deranged lol
Everybody outside of /rug/ knows he is the best fullback now and in the future. Go outside for once in your lives.
>>78152849
But Smith is on sabbatical.
Exposed yourself as a brainlet tßh.
>>78153419
ideal line up lad
>>78153419
He means Fletcher Smith.
>>78152057
/rug/ is the only place in the world that does not rate GOATkenzie
>>78157974
Yeah what retards here don't realize is that Pooden Pissrat is so bad at controlling the game at 10 he puts pressure on everyone else in the backline.
He got exposed during the lions series and last night was a good example of how Soap is a better pure 10. At this stage I think 10. Bryn Gatland, 15 B Barrett would be better
>>78158064
How is it Barrett's fault that Sapkenzie literally cannot catch a ball? (literally his job on the park)
>>78158130
The high kicks were not put deep into AB's territory. He was coming a long way in to take catches he shouldn't have needed to. All of the commentators said this
>>78158064
Majority of posters agree that Beauden isn't the best as a 10. Beauden to fullback or wing and MemeKensie off to Europe are 2 great decisions that should be made tttt.
>>78158198
How come under the exact same conditions last night Barrett could catch every kick he had at fullback were MemeKensie was a mess doing the exact same thing? Barrett > McKenzie
>>78158198
He's the damn fullback, that is what he is supposed to do. In that one example that the coverage highlighted he got under the ball from reasonably far away quite quickly, but had a lot of time standing under the ball as it came down and still managed to drop it. And when Barrett went back there he did not make any mistakes taking the exact same kicks.
>>78158250
Because Soap was playing at 10.
ABs were literally better when they had 14 men on the field
>>78158263
>>78158250
The backline isn't set properly while Barrett is at 10. He constantly sets himself in positions that disrupt everyone else.
>doesn't play well
>it's everyone else's fault
His fans are as childish as his playstyle.
>>78158323
Why'd he drop so many at the Chiefs then?
Good thing nobody on /rug/ is in any position of influence. Everybody who is rates Pinekenzie highly
>>78158394
>player of the season
anti-pinekenzie conspiracy theorists see what they want to see and are just imagining.
APCT is a disease
>>78158417
Yep. They're just jealous because a manlet white kid made the best team in the world thereby destroying every narrative they ever told themselves to hide the failure of not making it in this game
He will return and save us.
>>78158496
They're mainly white manlets themselves who have failed at everything so they get mad at one who has made it and doesn't give a shit about haters
#humbleskuxx #nohate
>>78158282
How does the 10 change your ablitiy to catch the ball?
>>78158323
MemeKensie has been caught out of position dozens of times where I can only think of one or two times anyone else on the back line was out of position. At what point does Damien become responsible for his own mistakes. I'm pretty sure he ball watches and drifts to be in front of the ball rather than covering defence like a fullback is supposed to.
>>78158533
I hope so. Need a player that can catch and retain the ball in contact.
>>78159041
>>78159041
>>78159084
>B.b.b.b.b.but he is good
Damien is re**its guy and he is a shitter as you would expect
Might skip that afternoon run as it's started sleeting here.
Also I love PineKenzie he is dreamy and I want him to dom... I mean bully me like he did to Daniel.
>>78159101
I like this lad
Someone please make the next /pine/ kenzie general.
>>78159727
I can't be fucked finding all the scores of the weekend or upcoming games to make a OP.
Wellington are playing today.
>Be GOATKENZIE
>Be the GOAT
What did he mean by this?
>>78158198
That just shows how poor his game management is
A good 15 would know when to come up
Pinekenzie on world player of the year watch
>>78160117
Kolisi, Brodie, or Davies will get it.
I would be fine with pooden shitrat never playing another game in the black jersey. What a wankstain.
>>78160314
Yeah once poorat gets dropped pinekenzie can become the new focal point and we can rebuild around him
>>78160821
now this I can get behind
I think pooden has gained more yellow cards than he's kicked points this year.
>>78160314
He's just been having an off season post surgery 2bh. I agree he isn't in starting firm but I have faith he will bounce back once he starts kicking for the Hurricanes again.
Why do McKenzie dickriders hate Beaudy so much?
>>78161253
>surgery
Or was he just sick. I actually can't remember why he was out, I feel like it was a Achilles surgery but Google doesn't come up with anything.
>>78152794
Ben Smith is having a sabbatical plus he also plays fullback, Akira Ioane plays No. 8, Jordie is injured. Sorry, but this just won't work.
>>78161253
Poorat dickriders are as bad as memekenzie dickriders
FUCK who's this qt on the sideline commentary?
>>78162444
Found her, Emily Murphy.
>>78162444
Did you forget your glasses lad?
>>78162688
Only heard the voice
>>78162227
The Barrett dickriders all seem to accept he isn't starting quality currently and is down on form. Something McKenzie dickriders can't see at all.
Huge difference there 2bh.
>>78162741
You reckon you'll ever be able to compete with this?
>With Damian McKenzie battling under the high ball in New Plymouth - and Ben Smith and Jordie Barrett unavailable - it may well be time for Barrett to revert to fullback against the Springboks this week.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11920582
>"I didn't hear too many people talking about him last week when we won the test match [against the Wallabies in Dunedin] so you can't have it both ways. Either talk him up when he kicks them, and talk him down when he misses them, but you can't have one bite of the cake."
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11920524
WTF I love NZHerald now???????