/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

We just had a TKO (Retirement) and I didn't see it ffs.

man these embedded suck

hope it gets better when Borg gets pulled

>>78135204
This PPV sucked to begin with. Only reason to watch was Ngannou. After that I gave up on it

>>78135180

what we are watching
v
>>
^
incase east coasters wake up

File: Kevin-Lee.png (255KB, 360x540px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 360x540px

when Lee submits ferg, he's going to go off on GOOBER, I can't fucking wait

File: 1503811325756.jpg (143KB, 408x652px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 408x652px

long and rangey

>>78135219
>>78133822

good thing i'm not fighting tommorrow

>>78135204
One was just a long Reebok promo

>>78135222
The thing about Lee is he got TKO'd by a BJJ guy. I don't hate the dude but what would Conor do to him

File: 1-2.jpg (24KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 600x600px

>>78135215
yeah

ngannou vs overeem is going to be a much better fight

>tfw reem is a gate keeper now

>>78135222
Ferg is padded just as much as Khabib. His only good victory was against RDA

>>78135235
Lee has 20 lbs on Conor

I hope Lee heems Conor then we can have a complete TMT victory

>>78135230
and there were only 4, and focused only on 4 fighters, then 2 fighters.


hang out with latifi you muts. all main card fighters should be in a episode

>>78135226
what are ya drinkin bud

File: dana3.jpg (11KB, 192x182px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 192x182px

>>78135235
>what would Conor do to him
duck him forever probably

File: 1504219721625.png (409KB, 573x597px) Image search: [Google]

409KB, 573x597px

A E S T H E T I C

File: 420_Kevin_Lee.0.0.jpg (183KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1600x900px

>>78135235
nigga that was 2 years ago

Lee is going to stop gooby, the build up is going to be fucking great too

File: kk.jpg (5KB, 70x98px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 70x98px

>>78135244
>Lee has 20 lbs on Conor

>>78135244
>>78135251
Conor would heem him
Lee's striking is really not great at all, and every round starts standing. His takedowns aren't very noteworthy either. I feel like Lee isn't a big threat to Conor

>>78135251
Lol there's no way Conor is going to duck Lee because Lee is going to disrespect him so much, Lee's post-fight interview is going to him just trashing Conor

/TMT/ take over is here

>>78135261
Lee weighs 195

>>78135266
>trains with Floyd
>bad striking
>also can wrestlefuck

#TMT

>>78135235
lowkey lee will shock the world

Is Kevin Lee everything Conor is but more?

>cucks his reach
>cucks his weight
>cucks striking
>cucks his wrestling

Stop making these stupid Bisping editions.

File: 37052073.jpg (246KB, 1300x866px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 1300x866px

>>78135276
>Lee weighs 195

Lads you're really overrating Lee here, stop memeing for a sec

>>78135288
they are at least minimal tism to them

better then fighter and the kid featuring mma the general

>>78135246
Yeah man...even some of the undercard fighters like McMann and Bhullar might be interesting enough for a single episode at least

File: 110614-27-UFC-Michael-Bisping-OB-PI.vresize.1200.675.high_.77.jpg (138KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 1200x675px

>>78135288
Buddeh, if you truly believe the OP doesn't matter then stop getting all rev'd up. Do you see me mentioning BispKing? Its only when h8rs want to be put in their place I choose to mentally fatigue you.

Bisping Bless

>>78135180
You could have been a good guy and copy/pasted events and news from last OP but i'd expect to less from CTE Bisping fans

>>78135223
My grandpa wears his pants like that

File: 1501462297243.png (236KB, 315x411px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 315x411px

>no news links
>shitty bisping editions
save us

>El Cuckuy

I love Ferg but why would you want him to beat Lee? Ferg is a cuck because he wouldn't call out Conor or put pressure on him to defend. Lee would actually put pressure on Conor to fight because he's younger and more hungry than Ferg is and he will disrespect him. Ferg just wants to fight and doesn't really care about the title it seems, he's such a cuck that he is on a 9 fight win streak and has to get a title shot lmao

>amanda has a wiiu

well now I want her to win

>>78135337
She has a switch

File: michael-bisping-pose-ufc-fight-night-55-weigh-ins.jpg (123KB, 406x594px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 406x594px

>>78135309
>>78135319
Apologies, will keep it in mind next time buddehs

Bisping bless

File: nuneswiiu.png (408KB, 685x387px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 685x387px

>>78135348
you made me go back and check

File: cuban_sighting.png (380KB, 605x555px) Image search: [Google]

380KB, 605x555px

>>78135357
apology accepted, don't let it happen again

File: comfy silva.png (542KB, 974x658px) Image search: [Google]

542KB, 974x658px

http://malaysianinvasion.com/event/league-3/

>>78135376
do you have comfy aldo?

>>78135370
What game?

>>78135379
they were playing fifa

File: Comfy Aldo.png (3MB, 982x800px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 982x800px

>>78135378
yeh

File: cries internally.jpg (13KB, 360x360px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 360x360px

>>78135390
thanks sir

>>78135394
>t. mandrama bogan

>>78135416
>t. triggered el cuckoo fan

File: Bisping-KO.png (268KB, 730x380px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 730x380px

>>78135371
Or else wh *GADOOSH*

>>78135394
>the cringiest of all trash talkers are going to go at it

any good fights on the prelims?

reminder that kevin lee got heemed by a jab lmao

I can only imagine what fergu would do to him

>>78135394
>el cuckoo

>>78135394
Did he just call him a cuck?

People forget that ferguson almost got meme'd on by banana man, shit happens

>>78135445
slippery metro pcs logo, dude

>>78135445
it was his ufc debut too kek

File: file.png (551KB, 754x1003px) Image search: [Google]

551KB, 754x1003px

coral sperg about to get btfo

tucker

File: coral spergs.jpg (48KB, 615x399px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 615x399px

>*posts Schaub haters.jpg*

File: 1503651556557.jpg (17KB, 171x308px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 171x308px

>>78135456
>952 mb of fury

File: EP-160609831.jpg (32KB, 1000x559px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 1000x559px

>>78135456
Coral, if you're there, I never hated you. I loved harassing you but I never genuinely hated you. I do think you have autism, but you seemed like a cool dude to discuss MMA things with. Maybe in another life I could call you...friend.

File: 1398469446974.jpg (269KB, 656x732px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 656x732px

>>78135456
>as real as it gets

>>78135477
kek

you all know he doesnt actually live in florida right? he never said he did

File: coral sperg.jpg (93KB, 800x519px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 800x519px

>>78135477

>>78135523
he did. He also has the flag extension

File: thechris.png (465KB, 547x683px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 547x683px

>>78135524
beautiful work champ

File: how many can you name.jpg (1MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 4032x3024px

How many can you name?

why the fuck do brits wake up so late

wakey wakey fuckers it's time to /HEEM/

>>78135578
Michael Bisping

>>78135578
I just hope you told the autistic child that painted this they did a great job ffs

>>78135578
silva,griffin,ortiz,bj pennske,wanderlei,gsp,liddel,bisping,coture,rampage,hughes

>>78135578
Conor McGregor

>>78135583
after malay spice we have acb in kazakhstan to watch ladies

i'm jealous how you fucks get to go sleep now and wake up for later for 215 while i gotta continuously snort stims to stay awake for it

File: TheHero.jpg (19KB, 200x300px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 200x300px

Does /heem/ like eddie money?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJbBSIFN36k

>>78135456
https://www.local10.com/weather/hurricane-irma/mandatory-evacuations-ordered-for-broward-county

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/fl-sb-hurricane-irma-broward-friday-20170908-story.html

His county issued a mandatory evacuation AND most shelters are full. Shit is gonna hit the fan soon for him. New shelters opened up but they are also probably full now.

fuck jon jones

>>78135578
silva, forrest, ortiz, gsp, bj penn, candylei, ?, hoyce, count duckula, lidell, ?, randy, hughes, shamrock, rampage

>>78135578
literally all of them

how rough is orange county my guys

File: dadqnn.jpg (11KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 480x360px

>>78135671
plenty of weed smoking pigs

>>78135671
it's a preppy rich community near the beach in LA, it's the west coast version of Fairfield/West Chester county

>>78135578
andy, forest, tito, bj, wandy, militich, hoyce, gsp, chuck, evan tanner, randy, matt hughes, ???, rampage

>>78135697
>>78135714
i looked up orange county on google maps, it's a huge area that covers anaheim and some other cities

what do people actually mean when they say orange county surely the pretty area is a specific part of it

>>78135761
huntington beach has some real rough dudes

>>78135761
They mean some spoiled rich kid area like Laguna Niguel. There are many shitholes in Orange County too like Santa Ana and parts of Anaheim.

>>78135775
like Tank Abbot right

>>78135776
i see. crazy how that's only like half an hour from compton. i wonder if those kids ever drive up there to observe, kinda like going to a zoo.

>>78135761
al lthe rich counties have some shit holes

i mentioned Fairfield county which has Bridgeport and West Chester County which has New Rochelle

in most cases it depends on whether or not you went to the private/rich-public/poor-public school in the area

>>78135180
For your dudes who trane UFC: do you still drink? I did t drink for like 25 years but this whole Irma thing has led me to drinking a whole six back and punching the aqua bag. I know the natty goat drinks but most don't do you guts? Should I feel stupid if I drink and trane

shit, how many fights left o Malaysian fights?

>>78135883

>implying anyone on /heem/ trains

>>78135578
If I can name all of them does that mean I've wasted my fucking life?

>>78135933
>

yes

>>78135883
you can easily incorporate drinking into training with little effect on your performance

alcohol fucks with muscle synthesis, so eat more protein than usual before drinking

also avoid all fats and carbs around drinking. having a pizza or some fries with your booze is basically doubling your calories for the day and it all turns into fat.

i hope i don't have to tell you to stay away from high calorie alcoholic drinks. best thing to drink is just liquor and diet drinks

>>78135891
I'm pretty sure my friend who does bjj tourneys posts/lurks here. He's never admit it but I'm sure he does

He ducking wins them too

>>78135883
also why the fuck does a hurricane lead to you drink a six pack my guy

>>78135964
Help me britbro

I ate 16 wings and then drank 6 beers with an abv of 5.5%

I did. Three rounds on the bag and pretended I was Conor in the tenth round. What will happen to my gains if I had any at all

Will I ever heem again?!?!?

>>78135883
I'm straight edge

>>78136019

Look at DC. Don't worry about it just keep it under control

>>78135987
I figured tomorrow and the following days will be boring. I assume my internet service will go out and I will regret not evacuating. Oh well. At least I'm not missing the true natty goat ray borg fighting because he's the natty pull out merchant. I plan on being drunk for the next 72-84 hours while my life is destroyed by the sweet salty hurricane

>>78136019
you dun goof'd

for reference, having 6 units (like you did) loses about a half an hour workout's worth of gains

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/jon-jones/angel-heredia-ped-expert-usada-ufc-failed-drug-test/

#NattyGOAT

so the ultimate fighter is a good way of getting some new talent in and reviving a division

with many of the men's division in absolute shambles, why is dana wasting this season on a new women's weight class?

>>78136080
Holy fuckin shit I feel like terry etem

>>78136097
Same reason they have lead roles in movies, vidya, politics, etc. Its time for a change.

Womyn power

>>78136097
available fighters.

though they foreign tufs were helping alot

a russian HW tuf would be perfect

>>78135969
how can you tell? he's a lebitor like you

>>78136123
one token russian might be, you know, the silent type like fedor, but when you get 12 of them in a room it's a fucken snorefest

>>78136142
watching them in the house....

tuf should have the 1 on 1 coach and fighers, and their fights. outside reactions, weigh-ins and house shit should be seperate. tuf as a 30 minute show, all the other stuff on long episodes, online and for mobile/second screen viewing

look at Karolina and tells me she doesn't want the Conor D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzoMSgBzjsI

conor is two weight world champion + has fought at 170 and won + went 10 rounds with one of the greatest boxers so give me one good reason why he isn't p4p #1

>>78136124
Honestly my dude that hurts a lot especially considering you're my boy and I'll defend you to the death

>>78136200
Ummmm sweetie because Mighty Mouse beat some fucking nobody that almost choked him and a cokehead ecmxist k babe?

>>78135310

he took your grandad's clothes
he looks incredible
he's got that big fur coat

>>78135360

If Valentina got a tan inbetween her current shade and the oompa loompas behind her, her body would be 10/10

>>78136200
he beat 2 ufc champs

went 50/50 with a guy who struggles to stay in the ufc top 10 at LW, at WW, for reasons

did very good against a old man but still gassed and forgot to use his weapons

he's no p4p #1 because of his level of success. eddie lost to cowboy, got lucky over gil and pettis, and caught RDA sleeping. .
aldo was foolish and fightworn.

it's really hard to say who mcgreggor's most impressive win was against. how he avoided facing anyone ranked at FW is a mystery.

maybe his best win was Ivan, or siver. not saying they are better then the others, but they were more complete and without clause

>>78136203
how do u know he's on here?

>>78135578

>The guy Bisping beat
>that stupid guy on ufc rankings
>that Dana meme face guy
>The guy Bisping will beat soon
>Max Holloway
>An actual ape
>the guy with the 90's tattoo
>malnourished Joe Rogan
>the GOAT
>the ice cream man
>literally who
>everybody's dad
>this guy definitely does not belong
>Big dominick Cruz
>Token black guy

>>78136342
He fought mendes and holloway at featherweight though

>>78136456
featherweight was a preteen when he fought conor

>>78136405
Because you're a fucking hardcore memer and heemer Kris and I god damn love you and hope you're ready for this storm

>>78136456
mendes on short notice,

holloway when holloway was super young and picked to lose against the highly touted mcgregor
holloway couldn't escape mcgreggor after injuring his ankle, then mcgreggor couldn't chase after he tweaked his knee

goobs, poirer and bermudez beat holloway he had 10 fights after goobs. goobs and poirer were short notice and most media had holloway beating bermudez. all 3 went on to be ranked in FW and all 3 are still ranked today

compare that to mr. rear naked choke

>>78136342
Conor starched and delet'd Aldo, deal with it

>>78136587
rumble starched gus, whose a better fighter, and who was more impressive.

KOs and sneaky subs are deceptive in their implication.

stipe/hunt is definitive

>>78136606
>gus better than rumble

Umm no sweetie x

>>78136623
he is. style matter

>>78136635
Nope, at lhw he was far better. Gus lost to davis, rumble rekt him.

>>78136623
>>78136635
>>78136606
gus was the recipient of an illegal headbutt should of been a no contest

File: I said I love you.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>thanks for having a kid

>>78136706
>G-gus is b-better than r-rumble
>s-styles make f-fights

>>78136755
think about what we know about jones now vs what we thought at the time he fought gus

gus is way too fucking overrated from that one performance. it basically broke him. he can't beat top 3

File: kode-lgx-aldxxxxxxv2.jpg (287KB, 1000x1263px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 1000x1263px

I made a video

I'm sorry but the way aldo got KO'd by Conor I have no respect for him

What kind of """"elite"""" fighter wildly swings hooks with his chin out and eyes closed?

Aldo is a bum

wow it's finally here the big 215 wow, got to get some snacks and energy drinks to keep me through this night

>>78136817
Boss Logic fucking sucks.

File: 1491130857365.png (782KB, 645x633px) Image search: [Google]

782KB, 645x633px

>>78136853
Oh man am I excited for this ppv man I invited all my friends and we're really gonna go crazy during cejudo-reis

File: kode-lgx-9f62b324136397-56cffe7140e47.jpg (299KB, 1200x1796px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 1200x1796px

>>78136844
Watch my video troll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2vdShzLYDk

>>78136880
Why?

>>78136891
who can stop him?

>>78136329
What are you, an abo?

She is the perfect shade of white.

>>78136934
>who can stop him?
Jose Aldo?
He seems to struggle with longer fighters

https://twitter.com/josealdojunior/status/902298152241377282
How do the replies make you feel?

Make me mad

>>78136978
eh favela monkey who likes to laugh at others failures gets a taste of his own medicine

>>78135180
Rumble>Jones>D.C.>Gus>Osp

Debate me christfags

>>78137033
Fuck You

File: Holloway cucks Aldo in his own country.webm (3MB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 800x450px

>>78137050
This was literally Aldo's only explosive moment in the fight

File: Jose Aldo beating Max 2.webm (2MB, 712x400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 712x400px

>>78137136

>>78137035
DC literally retired rumble and rumble vs gus was a no contest due to a illegal headbut

File: Holloway vs. Aldo.webm (3MB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 800x450px

>>78137180
Overrated as fuck. Couldn't even put him down.
Sit on this L for me, you fucking Aldo Nuthugger.

File: Aldo Holloway round 2.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

>>78137210
Pathetic stoppage, I like Max though he is a good guy he raised a kid by himself at 19.

nate has better boxing than nick

File: детдомовка качаеца.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>78137136
>>78137050
>>78137213
<----cutie

File: 1473393056408.png (2MB, 948x1174px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 948x1174px

Who's your favorite female fighter?

>>78137228
>File: Jose Aldo beating Max.webm (2.93 MB, 1280x720)
>>78137213
>>78137210
>>78137180
>>78137136
>>78137050
we don't need to watch the whole fight in webm format lads

>>78136978
Pathetic, I hate Mcgregor fans.

I still say Cody beats Aldo though.

Max Holloway stopped Jose Aldo

File: 1498376083645.jpg (50KB, 352x800px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 352x800px

>>78137242
Kristina "The Destroying Annihilating Cyborg" Justino

File: usa_today_9791445.0.jpg (62KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 1200x800px

Wonder why /heem/ hates on everyone who is loyal to a boy?

Insecurities..

File: 1501295591062.jpg (47KB, 472x514px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 472x514px

>>78137298
Cody is a gay...

File: Chael-Sonnen-Brasil.jpg (36KB, 570x275px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 570x275px

Best trashtalker and troll

File: 1385844054936.jpg (37KB, 467x700px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 467x700px

>>78137456
How different is the timeline where he beat Anderson in their 1st fight ?

File: cody belt.jpg (34KB, 620x457px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 620x457px

>>78136606
>>78136587
Favourite tattoo on a male fighter?
>>78136527
>>78136497
>>78136476
Jon Jones?
>>78136456
>>78136429
>>78136405
217 lads, mark it in your calendar
>>78136342
>>78136329
UFC 217
>>78136311
>>78136244
Yes he is fighting TJ Dillashaw
>>78136203
>>78136200
>>78136198
I think Cruz is done honestly
>>78136195
>>78136142
>>78136124
Not really sure to be honest
>>78136123
>>78136113
>>78136101
LMAO
>>78136097
>>78136089
>>78136080
These are all the same poster^
>>78136058
>>78136056
>>78136022
Why you so mad turby?
>>78136019
>>78135987
>>78135969
t.SpergOP
>>78135964
>>78135951
>>78135933
No
>>78135891
>>78135887
>>78135883
Yes he is undefeated yes
>>78135836
>>78135824
>>78135776
Conor got embarrassed by Floyd
>>78135775
>>78135761
>>78135753
Deluded, completely deluded
>>78135714
>>78135697
>>78135671
I suppose so yeah.
>>78135668
>>78135650
I wouldn't know much about wwe sorry
>>78135649
>>78135639
>>78135637
Paige Vanzant is his ex yes.
>>78135625
>>78135599
>>78135597
Try harder bro..
>>78135592
>>78135591
>>78135584
>>78135583
>>78135578
>>78137320
Now that I have your attention, I'd just like to point out that /our guy/ is fighting 4 November 2017 at UFC 217. Also that I believe all the above posts are the same person samefag.

>>78137499
why the fuck didn't you respond to me faggot, im about to kms

File: 1500569611260.jpg (63KB, 480x494px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 480x494px

>>78137496
the spider was the favorite

>>78137496
negress posting is best posting

File: 1504537151036.png (617KB, 900x425px) Image search: [Google]

617KB, 900x425px

>>78137618
fat fighters are the coolest

>>78137526
Chael was beating him up for 4 rounds before he got caught in a cheeky sub

File: 1504363653641.jpg (88KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 960x960px

>>78137857
>>78137841
lel

File: maxresdefault.jpg (128KB, 1440x802px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1440x802px

The people's champion

>>78137932
The Rollton Ben.
Destroyed Koreshkov

File: article-1336807-0C65407D000005DC-618_634x452.jpg (66KB, 634x452px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 634x452px

This is now a cricket general

>>78137932
ben askren coaches woodley on his wrestling

ben askren would be the ufc ww champ if dana gave him a contract. The matchup that would make it interesting is him vs colby

>>78137932
>career earnings: 50k
how did this guy make money as champion?

>>78138072
absolutely boring champ, alas

>>78138072
Where are you getting that from, tapology? They only show purses that were released by the relevant commission and any publicised bonuses like FOTN.

Beat that motherfucker's ass and dont be no bitch.

>>78138136
He got 30 fights, lost half of them ain't killed a motherfucker yet

>>78135255
Watch lees fight with trinalso and tell me he could last a round with Conor. Every time there is a breeze the boy does the chicken dance

>Springsbro
F

Pretty important
http://www.strawpoll.me/13892960

>>78138206
el cucuy is gonna sleep him within 3 minutes

File: i will eat you for lunch.png (257KB, 2000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 2000x2000px

>>78138467
come on now, it's not even a contest

File: .813285317968251126896149721479351592458312.png (1MB, 1130x768px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1130x768px

TODAY IS THE DAY
Whatsup everybody it's yaboy whose boy is Kevin Lee here and today we are dropping the 215 predictions:

1. Nunes
This is actually one of my most confident predictions. The big brown dyke is just too big and strong.
2. Pedro
Pedro can seemingly take a punch (see Rountree jr) and finishes people quickly. His heems have come so fast lately that I can't see him losing, even if he doesn't get a finish.
3. White
White's most recent loss was due to some big dumbass borefest fighter literally just pushing him up against the cage for most of the fight. I don't think Clarke can do this against White. And White away from the clinch is dangerous and skilled.
4. Evans-Smith
I'm not confident about this one. Typical hard-to-judge WMMA. One fight they look skilled, and the next fight they look like amateurs. I think Moras is more technical, but Evans-Smith more powerful.
5. McMann
This could be an upset. McMann should win but she's up against a newcomer who could easily shock. McMann needs to take her to the ground and lay on top of her
6. RDA
RDA will hopefully do to Magny what Larkin did when Larkin humiliated the lanklet with power. But RDA is looking old.
7. Stephens
Stephens was beat by that hideous lanklet who was very Overeem-esque in his running. Melendez isn't Overeem-esque in his running and thus will probably get involved in a striking match with Stephens which he is unlikely to win.
8. Cejudo
This actually isn't a confident pick at all, despite the odds being stongly in Cejudo's favour. I think Reis has the power to KO Cejudo. Still, I'm picking Cejudo in the hope that he avoids a powerful shot by Reis and takes it to the floor.

THAT'S IT.

SNEAK PEAK:
I've also made a pick for the next fightnight's comain Perry vs Alves.
Platinum Mike is /ourguy/ supreme but I am favouring Alves in this fight, though my heart is torn asunder in doing so.

I quit my job today
*dabs*
Time to move back in with the parents *dabs*

>>78137880
kek

probably isnt even from ireland

>>78135578
Silva
Griffin
Tito
Bj
I want to fuck chuck
Pat miletich
Royce
Gsp
Chuck
Randy
Bisbong
Evan taner
Rampage
Hugjes
Frank

>>78138513
p4p gayest post
dont respond homo

>>78138513
Thought Darren Till was your boy?

File: chimp catching whale.jpg (114KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 1080x1080px

how will paige do at 125 do you think?

>>78138557
If he were fighting this week he would be.

He's fighting Cowboy next. I ordinarily have no love for Cowboy but that is genuinely an interesting fight to me.

Till is one of /ourguy/s senpai.

Like Bisping he's got a mouth on him. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he's Irish, too, given that he's a Scouser.

>>78138513
>hideous lanklet
Oh I disagree

File: 1502042563842.jpg (314KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 1080x1080px

>>78138576
>has to go to 125 because she can't get rid of dat ass

>>78138513
>>78137499
Is this the same person?

>>78138620
If she didnt have A cups she'd be a solid 8.5 imo

>>78138638
Absolutely not

File: 5ce46ngunguecngedhnh.jpg (26KB, 495x495px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 495x495px

>>78138652
>caring about tit size

File: 1500747979430.png (737KB, 591x590px) Image search: [Google]

737KB, 591x590px

>>78138652
actually maybe not

File: 1502363391902.jpg (409KB, 1280x1600px) Image search: [Google]

409KB, 1280x1600px

>>78138664
they're an attractive feature anon

Trap music is officially the best music to listen to whilst working out.

>>78138667
cutie padge! ^_^

File: 1499276731861.gif (3MB, 240x320px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 240x320px

>>78138707

>>78135215
>not liking stephens
>not like our guy RDA

you don't belong here anyway

File: chael.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>78138682
Feeling a fever coming on

tried listening to chael's podcast recently

he just repeats himself constantly and lies probably 75% of the time

File: 1356808527902.png (127KB, 356x333px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 356x333px

>>78138796

poosada ruined the fucking sport

>>78139076
If that were true, then Bellator would be a lot better - would you agree?

Bisping is the greatest American champion in MMA.

>>78139141
It's true

case in point: prime pride was better than the ufc right now

>>78138753
heh what a cute pupper

how would he do in the UFC?

>>78139190
A slippery wet perro caca is better than the current MMA landscape.

File: 900px-Flag_of_Cyprus.svg.png (26KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 900x600px

>>78139186
Bisping is a proud Cypriot you jerk

whittaker has a torn labrum

File: maniac cop.gif (2MB, 320x252px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x252px

Maniac Cop vs Jason Voorhees is the money fight.

File: next-flw-contender.webm (3MB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x640px

Is it too late to call him in as a late replacement now that Borg's out?

>>78139696
thruth warrior!
Why Dana "The Cocain King" does not sign them into mouse division?

File: 1504656553419.png (678KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google]

678KB, 1500x1000px

>>78139507
well that's just too bad
I guess we have no other choice than to bump Conor up to 185 to face the champ next

Embedded
https://youtu.be/RNeqM-leZxU

File: 1053065_10151525758133441_869641598_o.jpg (445KB, 2048x1366px) Image search: [Google]

445KB, 2048x1366px

Guess which one is me?

>>78140247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2an6dXX-KWk

File: street_heem.gif (2MB, 254x225px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 254x225px

how would she do in wmma?

>>78140376
correct lol

File: .713872520172217696841275142501247120761279612796.jpg (25KB, 780x440px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 780x440px

"Moe combinations than a McDonalds menu"

>>78140441
I like the AI of this gif
>bot minding its own business
>attack it
>it attacks you back

File: motownphenom.jpg (123KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1280x720px

>>78135222

>>78136200
>>78136342
I was thinking this same thing the other day but was too lazy to write it all out. Honestly, almost all of Conor's notable wins against halfway decent opponents have an asterisk beside them.

>Holloway
Over 4 years ago when he was only 21. He's gotten way better since then and has beaten everyone else

>Mendes
Had 2-week "camp" with unbelievable amount of press and interviews

>Aldo
This is a legit win, albeit it was a 1 in a million outcome so kind of leaves you dissatisfied (unless you're a conor fanboy)

>Nate
Proved that he can beat him 1 out of 2 times.

>Alvarez
This is a legit win. No asterisk here

All the rest of Conor's wins are either literally who-tier or just garbage low-ranked or no-ranked. For all of these reasons, he is definitely NOT p4p #1.

This poll is only for yuro /heem/

http://www.strawpoll.me/13893372

Not sure I'll make it through tonights card without going heem sleepy lads

>>78136706
steroids vs natty

>>78141494
I've gotta travel all the way back to my parents house for a birthday party, so I can't sleep during the day. Then on Sunday I'll be made to do work around the house because that is the gift I get for visiting my parents.
So I might miss it too.

>>78141185
I disagree my man

>>78141494
>>78141530
desu the only fight I'm considering staying up for is RDA Magny, not sure it's worth it desu

File: e40a62a523d1466f63625f1.jpg (65KB, 640x1137px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 640x1137px

>>78141494
I'm just gonna record it. Not staying up till 6 for >wmma desu

File: file.png (289KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 600x400px

>Is an analytic of some kind
>Spouts braindead drivel about angles and "outawkwarding" for months
>Ends up as far from truth as humanly possible to a point of completely dismissing the actual way fight went down as very unlikely
How is this not the end of his career? At least be honest and just go with "I really don't know, let's see and find out" but don't just be nonsensical

>>78141809
His fans are iq89. Also fuck Russia.

>>78141809
do you hate money

>>78137240
nice webm name XDDDDDDDD

>>78142840
дa я хyй знaл eщe кaк нaзвaть, чтoб пoтoм в вopoхe ммaшных вeбмoк быcтpo нaхoдить)

File: Screenshot_20170909-145058.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

Anyone watching acb? Knockout a minute ago

>>78143482
tell him you're on of his subs on twitch and ask for a picture

>>78143482
Tell him you saw this picture of him on the front page of /r/mma

>>78143096
stream?

File: IMG_6656.jpg (432KB, 1615x1126px) Image search: [Google]

432KB, 1615x1126px

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>78143523
It's free on fite tv

>>78143639
>>78143462
retard

>>78143096
I got a tad bit of money of Ospanov for the main event. Not watching it though.

>>78143639
time for a new tattoo to celebrate

>>78143663
Schaub bless bro. What a time to be alive!

>>78143639
i guess her parents threatened to kick him out of their basement

>>78143639
>married a woman after she fucked her tattoo artist
Schaub is literally a cuckold

Anyone watching ACB? Wtf is wrong with Russian judges? They're corrupt as fuck

imagine being a brainlet lmao

>>78143839
Are they on the main event yet?

Reminder that dillashaw won the cruz fight

Interesting
>Showtime Sports executive Stephen Espinoza is interested in the UFC broadcast rights once the contract with FOX Sports lapses.

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/8/16279226/ufc-showtime-sports-stephen-espinoza-fox-sports-boxing-mma-news

>>78143874
It has its upsides

So happy for Schaub it's about time he popped the question.

I'm doing fine here, storm hasn't hit yet, just a light drizzle and some wind. This definitely brightened up my day.

>>78144313
Can you link me to your blog so I can see this post in full?

>>78144346
www.friendsimulator.com/blogs/coral_springs/hurricane_blog/

File: 1498273083927.jpg (138KB, 960x863px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 960x863px

Conor Memegregor is a Messiah of the World MMA.

File: tumblr_otv0f0rDRL1usbhj1o1_1280.jpg (123KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 640x960px

*makes you fall in love with her*

File: 14832694215520.jpg (170KB, 1080x1067px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 1080x1067px

>>78144636
BOOOM!

File: rogaine-head.png (121KB, 301x397px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 301x397px

Some idiot said "JOE ROGAN ALWAYS KEPT IT PROFESSIONAL WITH COMMENTARY, HOW DARE YOU THINK HE'D SLIP AND SAY SOMETHING UNPROFESSIONAL".

I clearly remember Joe Rogan saying "HE IS BADLY HURT HERE, MIKE! HE IS GETTING FUCKED UP!" in a fight.

Which fight was that?

>>78144669
>14 total fights
>10 title fights in major promotions

Is there anyone else with a better ratio

File: Screenshot_20170909-162630.png (2MB, 1200x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x1920px

You go girl, heem those big bad men

>>78145142
Thursdaline?

File: 1504360321617.jpg (56KB, 327x470px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 327x470px

>>78145012
Dana, its you?

>>78145142
>blacks literally have a country named Niggeria
can't make this shit up

>>78145223
it's shaped like a chicken wing

>>78145007
he also asked "when did you realize he was fucked"in the previous ppv

Rogan brain is baked way too much and its a matter of time before a ppv turns into a fight companion,ranting about big pharmas passing anti marijuana propaganda and conspiracies

>>78145007
i truly dislike rogan as well, i guess we have that in common sperg

Nah bro but the original Ford combustion engine was actually made completely from hemp

Back in the 1940s the composite material manufacturers realised hemp would put them out of business so started like putting out all this fucking propaganda of Mexicans on marijuana stealing kids and shit, it's so fucked up

Nah but really though coming out with your opening move as a flying knee against Shogun when you're 23 that's monsterous, straight beast

>>78145336
let me hook you up with some axis deer and elk backstrap before you leave

hnnging at chrissy in braids

stop shitting on joe. a year from now when he's gone you'll be saying you miss him on commentary.

>>78145448
Gooden and Hardy are better

>>78145493
>hurr muh countrymen

>>78145448
I hooe Bas Rutten replaces him

>>78145513
Bas works for Pro Fight League

File: maxresdefault (2).jpg (91KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1280x720px

>>78145336
>hey Jamie go pull that article about traffic fatalities decreasing in Colorado

>there you go

>there is an increase huh,I bet all of them had also alcohol in their system

>>78145513
> Bas Rutten
Good fighter and good podcaster and commentator

>>78145511
It's literally true though

They're a better team than anyone they put Joe with these days

File: Screen Shot 2017-09-09 at 8.42.42 AM.png (792KB, 666x1140px) Image search: [Google]

792KB, 666x1140px

I was bummed when I found out Stann retired from commentary but it seemed like most fans didnt give a shit. Dude was always underrated as a sportscaster.

>>78145581
UFC must not pay anyone well enough

File: 1412975589455_wps_10_Boxer_Anthony_Joshua_feat.jpg (87KB, 962x753px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 962x753px

This man would kill any fighter in the UFC.

>>78145581
I was hoping he'd be one of the full-timers once they settle on a permanent crew. Iget tha some people find him bland, though

>>78145789
*leg kicks you*
*takes you down*
*shoves my balls into your face until you tap*

Nothin personnal boxer

File: 1504925208741.jpg (18KB, 185x208px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 185x208px

>>78145789
even him?

File: 1504828335764.png (368KB, 1008x955px) Image search: [Google]

368KB, 1008x955px

>>78145846
>>78145852
Don't talk to that faggot.

>>78145772
He was getting paid, just didnt want to have to be way from his family every other weekend.

>>78145846
>shoving balls into people's faces

Why? Isn't it better to sit on your opponent's chest to pressure the air out?

>>78139652
I know Maniac Cop (Matt Cordell) is undead, but which version of Jason are we talking about here?

>>78145860
Don't tell me what to do dick muncher

File: 1483670660547.png (21KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 900x900px

What is the best pound for pound bug in the world?

File: Tiger Suplex.webm (1MB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x640px

>>78145852
No

>>78145886
shut your fucking cunt mouth, go bother /hoc/ you fucking fag.

>>78145914
Centipedes. They are able to fucking kill snakes as well! Find me another insect capable of that