MLW:Braun connects for 300th career home run
WAS:Taylor drives in five in win over Phillies
MIA:Dee Gordon swipes 50th base in win on Friday
CLE:Clevinger shines as Indians win 16th straight
NYM:Reyes has two-homer night against Reds
TB:Steven Souza leaves after crashing into wall
SEA:James Paxton (pectoral) to return next week
LA:Corey Seager returns to Dodgers lineup
LAA:Albert Pujols (knee) back in Angels' lineup
ARZ:Paul Goldschmidt (elbow) out again on Friday
STL:Tommy Pham (shoulder) back in lineup Friday
STL:Matt Carpenter (shoulder) returns to lineup
first for boston
Injuns desu
>>78134608
Fuck you OP. Im on keto and that picture looks delicious. I dont even like mcdonalds but id house a big mac right now. Cant wait til this cuts over
>>78134608
Bartolo Colon, is that you?
gg Padres, best of luck down the road.
You laugh at the Rangers now, but just you wait boys. We will dick the league so hard you'll call us "Daddy."
>>78134635
based brazil get
>>78134608
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13892056
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
>>78134608
Is this Loss?
>>78134608
Alright here's my argument:
Cheeseburger, Double cheeseburger, we can agree this is the natural progression. Now, just look at the size of the Big Mac vs. the Double Quarter pounder. The Big Mac is the big sandwich, it's also the flagship sandwich, iconic, making it clearly the home run.
Which leaves the triple. In my mind? Triple cheeseburger, easy. Although, I suppose one could argue for the Double Quarter pounder with cheese.
>>78134608
>dbags
>>78134665
Does McDonalds even make a triple?
>Giants win
>Dodgers can't get a break
We're fucked but hey
>>78134665
this.
>>78134665
Double quarter is bigger by weight though
MARINERS WIN!
>>78134673
As a matter of fact, yes.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/triple-cheeseburger.html
>>78134675
They had a break, familio estevez, and they blew it so hard.
>>78134608
for me, it's the mcchicken
>>78134690
Suck a shit out my ass with a bendy straw you menatlly impaired Seattle fruitcake.
>Dodgers are gonna win 117!
>>78134686
Does it? I suppose that makes sense, although aesthetically I see the Big Mac still. Two layers, reminds me of a double decker blast.
>>78134690
how do the memeiners, without fail, always linger on the edges of the postseason race only to falter at the very end?
>>78134727
I think it should be Cheeseburger, McDouble, Quarter pounder, Big Mac
>>78134723
>Dodgers are gonna win!
>Dbags choked to the Padres at home
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Dodgers
>>78134729
>seattle
>>78134703
McChicken = ground rule Double?
>>78134729
id rather lose the division than win and lose in the playoffs
Royals
>>78134729
Because they are Turkey baster full of hot grease up the butthole sodomites who don't know their dock from another man's elbow. Duck the Mariners.
>>78134737
I could accept this
>>78134752
typical Dudders cuckold, checks out
>>78134643
>losing to the dads
>>78134757
Done
>>78134768
6 is more than zero, child.
>>78134752
t. DG
>>78134774
Now this is a sport /mlb/ can play
>>78134770
>losing to fuckin everybody
>>78134774
explain this
>>78134774
Beautiful
>>78134774
Should be EAT for the burger cycle though
>>78134774
I'm going to go for it bros. Tomorrow I will go for the burger cycle and stream it on twitch
Hitting for the cycle is great, but when is someone going to win the adamantium sombrero? That is to strike out every appearance for an entire season.
>>78134808
has no pitcher done that before?
>>78134794
There
>>78134820
now add a mcchicken for extra innings eating
>>78134798
It's just a meme lad, this is NOT recommended you could die
>>78134798
I'm proud of you anon.
>>78134820
Based anon, I will always remember
The perfect tank.
>the Dodgers are up 4-1 at home
>choke and lose
>the Dbacks go down 8-0 at home
>fail to properly mount a comeback
>the Indians go up 3-0 at home
>win 5-0
One of these things is not like the others...
lol remember when the DBags lost their 13 game winning streak to the Padshits?
>This burger cycle nonsense
>Not just eating a burger an inning like a sensible person
I'm kind of disgusted by you guys
>DOYERS
13 OF 14
kek
What the fuck is going on in the NL West.
WE LOVE IT
>>78134845
Remember when they swept the Dodgers twice in a row?
The Dodgers only win in the PAST TWO WEEKS is a 1-0 win with their best pitcher on the mound against the San Diego Padres
LOL
>>78134852
>no team in history has won a world series after losing 13 of 14 in the regular season
>>78134845
Remember when the unstoppable Dodgers lost 3 of 4 to the Dads?
>16 straight
>yfw
>>78134865
Still gained a magic number
>>78134855
dodgers are a fucking mess
theyre gonna limp into the playoffs 10-20 over their last 30 and then lose the nlds 3-1
>>78134704
You seem upset
>tfw to intelligent too win the division
A mere 13 days ago, the Dodgers held a 21-game lead in the National League West standings. They enter play with a still-comfortable, but much less daunting 10-game lead over the Diamondbacks.
What’s more, Los Angeles is still six games ahead of the Houston Astros for the best record in baseball, and lead the Washington Nationals by seven games in the NL standings.
KEK, post season implosion KEK
>>78134870
>>78134870
And that's all you g-
>literal who reliever starting
....nevermind, carry on
>>78134878
>the ROTY aspirations of Bellinshit
>>78134880
>this damage control
kek
>>78134880
MULTIPLE
>>78134880
It is an implosion you retard. None of the pitchers can pitch, none of the hitters can be clutch all of which will come into play in the post season like it has for the last 5 years.
What the fuck happened to darvish
>Doyers postseason collapse
>It's not the postseason
>>78134896
>>78134902
Oh. I apologize, I was quoting an article saying that.
Didn't mean for you to assume I'm a Dodgers fan.
LMAOOO
HOW DO YOU FUCKING BLOW A 21 GAME DIVISION LEAD TO A MERE 10 WHOLE FUCKING GAMES?
>>78134885
>Josh "Waaaaay back and gone" Tomlin
16 was a good streak desu
>>78134872
And there will only be one magic number in the NLDS
3.
>>78134907
>rags
It's like fungus. It grows on other teams as well.
>>78134820
Cheeseburger:
>300 calories
>40mg of cholesterol
>680mg of sodium
>15g of protein
McDouble:
>380 calories
>70mg cholesterol
>840mg of sodium
>23g of protein
Quarter Pounder:
>530 calories
>100mg of cholesterol
>1090mg of sodium
>31g of protein
Big Mac:
>540 calories
>80mg of cholesterol
>950mg of sodium
>25g of protein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3phscjgc_A
>>78134902
>implosion
>still 10 games ahead division
>7 ahead NL
>6 ahead league
No one expected the dodgers to even contend against the giants this year
No one expected then to be a wild card team when the mets , nats and Marlins were suppose to be contending for one of those spots
Dodgers fans didn't expect 116 wins and don't care about it we just want the fucking chip that's all and by God we are going to win the fucking chip
Fuck regular season stats cap it you faggots
>>78134907
He's literally fleecing LA. He doesn't give a shit about rings, he just thinks playing in the AL west is comfy and is waiting to resign with the Rangers.
>>78134927
1750 Calories
290mg of cholesterol
3560mg of sodium
94g of protein
>>78134937
>Fuck regular season stats
this coming from the same fans who brag about season wins because they can't brag about any rings won in decades.
LOL. these mental gymnastics.
>>78134937
>Fuck regular season stats
>Fuck regular season stats
>Fuck regular season stats
If the Dodgers fuck regular season stats what do they have to show for all the money spent over the last 3 decades.
>>78134937
S E E T H I N G
>>78134914
>trusting grienke in the post season
Archie Bradley could start over grienke and be a safer bet
>the blue jays are making the playoffs, they said
>64-77
Will the leafs ever be right?
I'd rather my team have a perfect record in spring training than make it to the World Series and lose.
>roberts: you should be encouraged after this one
>Roberts shaming the fans in the post game conference for booing Baez because he fucking blows games.
LOSS ANGELES
>>78134937
AND IM FREE
Is larry dead?
>>78134948
No one was bragging but false flagging faggots
I'll admit I love to shitpost
>bros..
But no one expected this team to win 116 or 18 or what ever because we aren't blind retards like our divisional rivals which only 1 post on this board which are the giants
Those other fanbases don't exist
>>78134820
>>78134927
>>78134944
Someone will do this
>>78134937
>Dodgers fans didn't expect 116 wins and don't care about it we just want the fucking chip that's all and by God we are going to win the fucking chip
You literally flooded this general with muh 130-32, faggot
>b-but I was shitposting
>>78134969
FREE FAAAAAALLING
>>78134937
>>still 10 games ahead division
>>7 ahead NL
>>6 ahead league
>Fuck regular season stats
>>78134982
>(you)
>(you)
More like (you) faggots because dodger live rent free in certain fanbases minds for god knows whatever reason (injuns and royals)
>MFW los doyers finish with 95 wins
>>78134937
>God we are going to win the fucking chip
he said, increasingly nervous for the tenth consecutive post season
>>78134608
For me its the mcchicken
>>78134996
You seem upset.
>>78134937
>chip
It's "championship" you double digit IQ beaner
>>78134944
Still fits my tdee and room for fries. Ill never understsnd how people get fat
>Flood the general with "lol we can't stop the dodgers"
>Constantly shitposting about other teams you're jealous of
>Go on a hissy fit crusade the moment Dodgers lose a few games
>"we're the underdog"
Holy shit when is Kim Jong Un going to nuke LA
>>78134912
He had a W with 1 ER and 5.2 IP in Detroit
>>78134953
But his last 6 starts have been pretty good
>>78135023
He knows that would help the USA so he wouldn't nuke LA.
>>78135028
>Detroit
>not cheeseburger, double cheeseburger, double quarter-pounder with cheese and the bacon and cheddar Angus
do you faggots even mcdick's?
>>78134608
Dave Roberts is apparently only mad at Dodgers fans for booing Baez after today's game. Lost 13 of the last 14 and everything is fine according to Dave and Baez is having a "great season." No he's not, Dave. He was not a tire fire earlier in the season, but he is one now.
>>78135023
You forgot
>AND ITS ALL DURING A REBUILDING YEAR
>>78134912
Hey now. This year was kind of a disaster for Clev until >we started getting hot, and all of a sudden he's throwing shutouts.
>>78135028
>AAA lineup
>>78135036
He's starting against BALTIMORE. And in case you haven't noticed, this isn't Orioles Park at Camden Yards so they can't play offense
>>78135042
>doesn't implode the core during a rebuild
not even trying desu
For me its the indians the best american league sandwich
>>78134608
damn, my brain never had the thought of this kind of thing... this concept of the cheeseburger cycle.
but now that you've introduced me to it......... i think i'm maybe just gonna have to do it
what are teh rules, smash all 4 in 24 hours? i think that's fair
wow i think this magic needs to come into my life very soon
I wish the team in Minnesota were still called the Twin Cities
>>78134754
I'd Royal her Kansas City, if you know what I mean.
>>78135045
Clev has been good all year with hiccups, reliable at least.
>>78135052
Baltimore is a contending team that hits Home runs and Josh is a flyball pitcher, so the odds aren't great. Last start was okay but a better team would've pounced on his mistakes.
>>78134937
>>78134974
The arrogant, and often angry, posts brought to you by ...
>>78135074
Explain
>>78135082
god i love that image
Found this today at the thrift for 2 bucks.
>>78135149
>tfw 80 and can't play anymore
cheeseburger
>single cheeseburger
>a single
double cheeseburger
>twice a cheeseburger
>a double
double quarter-pounder with cheese
>a considerably meatier double cheeseburger
>a considerably heftier double
bacon and cheddar Angus burger
>totally different, much bigger cheeseburger
>ball totally leaves the park
I'm sorry but muy autism is very much triggered
>>78135149
pleb
Complete this sentence: The Los Angeles Dodgers have ____ franchise rings
>>78135206
cheeseburger
>>78135206
you rolled it
Well, the Dodgers rebuild goes on. Next year, they will win even more games and be even more guaranteed to win it all
larry has arrived bros
>>78135191
That's pretty cool. Will have to find that one.
McDonalds has shit burgers
>>78135239
They still make the game. You can get new player cards every year.
The last Dodger pitcher to lose a winner-take-all game was ____
>posting about baseball in a cheeseburger thread
>>78135281
Cheeseburger and baseball are fucking the epitome of America bro.... Don't make me bust out the apple pie
>>78135274
clayton cheeseburger
fuck me I'm so hungry now and the nearest mcdonalds is like 15 minutes away plus it's a shit european mcdonalds
GOD DAMNIT I NEED A GOD DAMN DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE AND SOME ORANGE JUICE NOW OP
GOD DAMN YOU FOR POSTING THIS THREAD
>>78135311
Nigga go get some
>>78135318
i've already showered man, i'm not gonna go outdoors and let me precious cleanly skin get covered with a bunch of ambient bug-dust and shit-smoke
my wonderfully dreamy sheets don't need that shit on them
>>78135331
Can you do 100 sit ups yet?
>>78135347
good reference
Tbh im glad we ensured a split series, I don't take wins against the dodgers for granted cause I've seen enough times we've blown it to them
>>78135374
Glad you got it.
r/Cleveland Cavs: 24K subs.
r/Cleveland Indians: 10K subs.
>Going to Reddit.
Reddit is good for taking the mainstream's pulse.
How in the everloving Hell is the hottest team in baseball on a historic 2.5 less popular than the Lebrons, WHO CLEVELAND FANS BURNED THE JERSEY OF?
Fucking hate Cleveland sports fans. So unappreciative.
not one
not two
but THREE kisses for beer
Watch out Phillies.
>>78135446
He later said it was 6
>>78135440
disgusting
moderators, please
Why are there so many Asian SF Giants fans?
>>78135440
>pissboi has resorted to defending Reddit
laffin
We can't stop the windians bros...
>>78135504
Why are there so many Spic Dodgers fans?
>>78135440
Confession : sometimes, when i'm drunk, i go onto reddit and try to come up with the most memorable, hilarious bants i can possibly muster, and then the next time i'm drunk i get a lot of satisfaction from how many upboats the post got
PLEASE do not tell my mother
>>78135440
>How in the everloving Hell is the hottest team in baseball on a historic 2.5 less popular than the Lebrons
In 1990:
>Total population 505,000
>50% Non-Hispanic White
>Sold out 433 straight games
Today:
>Total Population: 393,806 residents
>53% Black
>33% Non-Hispanic White
>100k drop in population since 1990
>2nd highest TV ratings in MLB
Its almost like the fanbase still exists but isn't in Cleveland anymore. Weird huh?
>>78134838
Wsox mein niggaaaa
Mets
>>78135543
i'm telling her right now oh man you are so fucking grounded
>>78135543
you have to go back
did the dbacks win again? not like i care. baseboru is shitty game.
Which one of you was this?
https://youtu.be/UOy8mYNHh2M
>>78136060
jesus christ, these people need to be gassed, all of them, en masse
>>78136102
ICE is doing the next best thing, sending them back to mexico
>>78135514
SF has tons of spics fans. every beaner north of fresno is a gints fan
Rockies win!
how do we stop this team gentlemen?
>>78136060
I've been looking all over for that vintage Pissboi cap
>>78136290
im not against this semen siphon being the rockies mascot
>>78135083
kek
>>78136308
i'd like her vaginal orifice to stop on and around my erect penis if you know what i'm saying here
>>78136308
topkek
her face should be in the dictionary next to "jealousy"
>mfw inside the park grand slam
Cusb
>>78143609
>mfw shitty Herrera defense
hmm would you look at the time
An October without the Cardinals isn't real Baseball.
Daily reminder that the DBags lost a 13 game win streak to the Padres
>Archer isn't a cut-
Fun reminder that each team in the National League West division (the San Francisco Giants, the Colorado Rockies, the Arizona Diamondbacks, and the San Diego Padres) have all been to the World Series more recently than the Los Angeles Dodgers. Interestingly, two other teams (the Cincinatti Reds and Atlanta Braves) that are no longer in the National League West have made it to the World Series as members of that division more recently than the Dodgers have made it.
Last two digits confirm year Dodgers win it all
>>78144253
If he is on second, this would mean "time to look at the watch while I give the guy the signs" Cheaters
Nats desu senpai
Why are all Boston sports teams cheaters?
>>78145026
>>78145089
>being this salty
>>78143319
The last few years have been a rebuild
Was every team besides the Dodgers a mistake?
You know, losing this much isn't a big deal because momentum doesn't exist in baseball. Once we clinch the division, the Dodgers should just lose every single game after and focus on postseason strategy. Just put a AAA lineup out there
>>78145897
>Just put a AAA lineup out there
You mean like the one they have playing now?
>>78134608
>Jays have to go 17-4 to hit .500
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
>>78146233
Forgot they even existed desu
>>78146338
they exist, friend. But they aren't very good right now. Big a Genie will be instrumental in their pennant race next year. Habeeb it!
>>78137125
she is a true baseball fan who paid big $ for good seats and some camera THOT is ruining her view. based pure waifu
>>78146099
Dave Roberts is a legit retard. He is just throwing shit at the wall in terms of playing a line up like a 3 year old trying to bake a cake.
He stole MOY from the cubs and only won because he is black
>>78134608
>>78146518
>Putting the gas can THAT close to the fire
>Doyer intellectuals
>>78146518
actually doing this to your team's own poor little hat
>posting it whenever something goes slightly wrong
LA is a fucking disgrace
>>78147774
>>78147878
that was a cubs fan who made the video I found it on /r/dodgers
>Eight different pitchers have started a game during this 1-13 stretch: Darvish (three starts), Rich Hill (two), Clayton Kershaw (two), Kenta Maeda (two), Hyun-Jin Ryu (two), Ross Stripling (one), Brock Stewart (one), and Alex Wood (one). In these 14 games, the starters have a 6.32 ERA and a 1.61 WHIP in 62 2/3 innings. That works out to 4.5 innings per start.
>Derek Holland had a 6.20 ERA and a 1.71 WHIP before being released by the White Sox earlier this week, though he averaged 5.2 innings per start.
w e w
>>78147971
I stand corrected.
>cusb intellectuals
>>78147971
>going on reddit
>still using the webm when it's your own team
shameful
>>78148067
Nigga our team is a hat fire right now. I was not a delusional trip like DG I always knew the dodgers were gonna break my heart somehow
>Dodgers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA what the fuck is happening
My family got me a ticket to todays game, how dissappointed am i going to be out of /10?
How many beers should I get?
>Nelson out for season cuz he slid into first
>3rd time this season sp goes to dl from injuring themselves running the bases or hitting
Moving to the NL was a mistake
>>78148547
You should be excited. Not every day does one get to see the best team in baseball lose 30-0
Last two digits is how many more wins In a row the Indians get
>>78148275
that doesn't excuse faggotry
>>78148275
what the fuck is that thing
>>78148715
Toomgus
>>78148584
There goes any hope of making the playoffs.
>>78148731
That's Jim Henson levels of impressive/horrifying
>>78144306
this
on years that the cardinals dont make it, manfred should postpone or cancel the playoffs
>>78148731
>>78148275
i would rather have this monstrosity pitch in a game 5 DS than kershart
Wincinnati, you around?
BAJP is always round
Because he's fat
No u
How would you fix the Dodgers?
>>78149321
I'd let them rot
>>78149321
Kill dave
It's funny because the Dodgers match up better against the Cubs as the 2 seed than whoever wins the WC game.
Have fun trying to beat the Nats, DBags. If only you had a pitcher like Kershaw to ensure a NL WC victory
>>78149604
>Have fun trying to beat the team who has never won a playoff series
do you think before hitting that submit button
>>78149638
DBags went 2-5 vs. Washington
I like their chances. Then the Dodgers sweep washington
>>78149676
>regular season
A dodger fan should know first hand regular season records don't mean anything in the playoffs
>>78149706
Yeah after all the 2000 Yankees finished 2-13 and won it all
Which is why this slump shouldn't worry anyone
>>78149737
Well if you insist on using the regular season,
>Throughout the first half of the season, the Dodgers stayed in first place by a large margin. On August 11, they were 13 1⁄2 games ahead of the Giants and 14 1⁄2 games ahead of the Phillies, and as a result they were already looking ahead to facing the New York Yankees in the 1951 World Series; the Associated Press commented on their dominance, saying that "unless they completely fold in their last 50 games, they're in." While the Phillies fell out of contention, the Giants won 16 consecutive games from August 12 to August 27, cutting their deficit from 12 1⁄2 games to six.
>By September 20, the Dodgers had ten games left to play while the Giants had seven, and the Dodgers had a 4 1⁄2 game advantage, making a pennant win appear imminent. However, the Giants won their last seven games, and the Dodgers needed to defeat the Phillies in the final game of the season to force a playoff; they did so by winning 9–8 in 14 innings, leaving both teams with a record of 96–58.
>The Giants won game one, while the Dodgers came back to win game two. After trailing for most of game three, the Giants rallied to win the game and the series
>>78149783
>implying the Brooklyn Dodgers and LA Dodgers are the same thing
The LA Dodgers are proven winners. They were losers in Brooklyn
>>78149814
They haven't proven to be winners in almost 30 years
>>78149814
Well if you insist on using the LA Dodgers,
>3 of the 4 teams with the best 50 game stretch in history didn't go on to win the world series
>one of these teams is the 2013 dodgers, who choked in the nlcs
>the excluded team is the 2017 dodgers, who are currently freefalling
>proven winners without any pennants in almost 30 years
>indians game right now
>>78149928
>open the stream
>beckham homers
nope, not today
>>78149928
right?
>bruce running like a 90 year old woman
>Shields vs Samardzija
>>78150016
he did a good job more less guessing where the ball would land, don't forget he couldn't look upwards because of his neck
>>78150107
Samardzija's not...
eh what's the use
Zim zam remains unflim flamed
gohms would have swing to fly if it crossed near the plate
why u do this to me?
wait do the indians lifelongs not even have game threads during a 16 game win streak
>>78150369
/mlb/ has turned into /Indians/ obsession general so we might as well use it
>>78150369
The Indians White Sox threads were pooty goo.
>>78134608
>TFW you ate a Big Mac, Mac Jr., and Grand Mac in one sitting
That's a true cycle right there.
Why do Orioles lifelongs not even have game threads
>>78150126
someone buy that girl a steak. I don't think she's even from KC
Post yfw indians streak ends
>>78150469
I GIVE HERE SOME BEEF .......
>>78150369
They are too busy at the game nerd. Cleveland sports fans love packing the house for the mighty Windians to intimidate the opponents and boost up their players.
Truly the finest sports town in the United States.
Big time bomb, Lindor
>>78148584
>Source: #Dodgers Rich Hill out for the season. Dr. Andrews consulting.
shaw please dont choke
>>78151023
*ends your season*
>>78151408
What happens when he retires or dies? He seems to be the only doctor they trust
windians!
>17
RIP birbs
Wow 17 in a row. I'm jealous.
>>78151717
hoping the Jays can match that streak...in losing
>>78151920
What are you making of this? He was deceived by a jew. We can all litteraly relate
>17 game win streak
>zero indians fans anywhere on earth
>>78148584
are the broos finished now? do they have any good AAA prospect coming up?
or is it down to rockies and cardinals?
would a Indians DBacks WS be the least watched Series ever?
>>78152813
Id say no just cuz what is it 3 or 4 starts missed? Woodruff and suter were both pretty suitable replacements while Anderson was down early this season. If they fail to make the post season it will be because of braun, thames and of recently shares inconsistance in the second half, the pitching has been very solid overall. But as far as in the playoffs I woudnt give them much a chance but even with Nelson there I still wouldn't anyways.
Taking a bus trip from bakersfield to LA today. The losing streak ends today! cute girls with ass guarantee it
>>78153029
>>78153041
>>78153074
Mariel boat lift was a mistake
>>78134691
All you gotta do is tell them to put an extra patty. 60 cents for each additional patty. I get a big Mac on occasion with 2 extra patties.
>cubes
cubes giving up 8 in the third
lmao
>>78152871
Indians have the best TV ratings though
>>78153309
Indians also pack the house full to the brim with the most loyal fans in sports
KEK.
Slow fat man Kendrys Morales stole home when the dumbass Detroit catcher tried to throw out a runner heading to second base.
tied 2-2 now.
> Guy in Sammy Sosa jersey in front of me yelling "CHEATER" when Braun steps to the plate is like Page 1 in the Cubs fan handbook.
https://mobile.twitter.com/PhillipBranham/status/906625944571576320
>>78153714
>detoilet scorekeepers took his bag back
gay tbqh
>>78153773
Quit linking to your personal tweets
>>78153074
can i get a quick rundown on this matter?
>Rangers get one hit by the Yankees
>Yankees almost lost the game
I don't know what's worse
>asstros
>cusb
>>78151648
Help me out. What does It's Current Year Man have to do with either the Indians or the number 17?
Why are they playing football in Wrigley?
>>78154672
Judging by the rubbing of the hands i would say anon is saying the streak is fixed. /pol/ posters think every win is duh joos
TankBowl day 2
SF Giants vs CWS White Sox (#2 of 3)
7:10 PM ET | 6:10 PM CT | 4:10 PM PT
>>78155289
>>78155289
>>78155289
>>78134608
Someone needs to tell the Astros to stop losing
The Apaches are at our door
is maileman elite?
Indian fan tourist here, like most indian fans. Nice win streak, but I would happily trade it to watch a preseason Cavs featuring our king Lebron.
>>78152605
We're a Browns and Lebron town. Indians are just a distraction until the NFL and NBA seasons start.
Hey chicago what do you say
The Cubs are getting their cunts punched in to-day
>>78155725
Love me some Bronbron!
>>78155852
We all do here. They was a show on local tv that featured Lebron doing his taxes. Got higher ratings in Cleveland than last year's game 7.
>>78155892
Well traffic near the stadium can get pretty dicey so I can see why people didn't watch the game.
Cleveland sounds the perfect place to "take your talents" away from and then come back.
>Wild pitch
>Walk
>Walk
>Walk
>Walk
>Walk
Trouble there Astros?
>>78156224
You got a problem with walking? I'll chin ya
Did someone say trending upwards in September?
I didn't, but it's fun to stomp the Chubs.
Brewersfag here. We would've won the Eries if not for Jimmy Nelson getting hurt. You know this is true.
>>78134937
Dude I'm a Jints fan and that's the dumbest thing I've ever read. Everyone was expecting the Doyers to contend especially against the Jints. Fucking moron
>>78156539
doubt it, we don't have the clutch hitting or back end of the rotation to get that far but we're definitely one of the best young teams in the MLB and we still have a good shot to steal a postseason berth from either Chicago or Colorado
>De Aza starting over Victor Robles
STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW DUSTY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78156561
>Everyone was expecting the Doyers to contend especially against the Jints.
except games against the Giants directly, the head-to-head record tends to be pro-Giants almost every year
>>78156643
Fucking racist piece of shit. Go fuck yourself
>>78156663
lmao
>nobody thought w-we'd be good! shut up!
>>78156750
You are not as funny as you think you are /pol/
>>78134637
just get it lettuce wrapped fool
Judge is fucking dead, I am sick and tired of watching him strike out on garbage pitches and then making pussy contact on balls that he manages to get to.
>>78156849
doesn't always work. sometimes the pinheaded little stoner shit behind the counter just looks at you with galaxies in her/his pothead eyes
i literally had one say DUDE YOU WANT WHAT lmao after ordering a lettuce wrapped chicken sandwich once
>>78155725
>Indian fan tourist here, like most indian fans
This is the effort these people put in to being retarded
>>78156888
Just don't eat the bun
>>78156942
fuck you, you piece of shit
you're human fucking garbage, worthless asshole
is this the official /music/ thread/ ?! https://youtu.be/5slNYKz87BQ
>>78156854
He got figured out. He was basically Eric Thames only it took longer for the pitchers to understand his game and that he will swing at anything
>>78157271
>>>/v/
And stay there
>>78156977
>that he will swing at anything
I'm always amazed at how much people on /mlb/ talks out of their ass. He only swings at 25.6% of pitches out of the zone, and has a BB rate of over 17%. Yes, he swings at the high and inside pitch now, but his main problem is that he takes so many fucking pitches right down the fucking middle now. It's ridiculous.
i love my cannabis lads https://youtu.be/Oyr8O-mhfOA
amerigo sports are slow, mlb nfl? ha just chhill
>>78157622
ha agreed my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1_JW7An2l0
He keeps, doing it
We posting burgers?
>>78157697
kush? hash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdtVnxNvzHs
>>78157884
great post
>>78156224
For some reason they decided to play 3-4 prospects and all of the worst pitchers in our bullpen save for Liriano. It's purely who they're playing and who they're sitting.
>>78157697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQFG6aZ0Ck4
!!!
>>78156961
Jeeez, that's just what I did when I was on keto because I did not want to deal with half brain dead mcd's employees
>mfw the Astros are one loss away from tying the Injuns and losing home field
>>78158184
My bad. Full image. Rarest Tito.
>>78158184
Nope. If they lose 1 we take the lead. We've played one more game than them right now. And when they play the extra game, even if they win, would we get it since we've won the season series?
>>78158239
That's what I said. An Astros loss ties the Indians, and the Indians won the tie breaker.
>>78158213
shalom ;my friend) https://youtu.be/zLhu0xnc5Q4
>>78158316
I guess, but literally a loss puts them actively behind instead of being tied right now
>whos in charge of tanking
>>78158376
That's what I meant. Same record, but Indians have home field.
We're just two autists arguing the same point.
>>78158507
No, not the same record. The Indians play tomorrow, too.
>>78158213
>>78157697
https://youtu.be/_8ZXFxyjPp8
Stanton hits another one lads
54
>>78158507
>We're just two autists
Why do most players in our favorite sport seem to be "on the spectrum?"
Reading this article about Bootista.
>Jose Bautista always got A's in classes that involved math. Algebra, geometry, chemistry, physics: the discipline never mattered. His mind worked like a calculator.
>Bautista took English lessons as an 8-year-old in the Dominican Republic, and eventually he learned the language, but he preferred the earnestness of numbers. They never lied to him.
>"There are no flaws in math," Bautista says.
http://www.thepostgame.com/features/201106/number-crusher-how-blue-jays-slugger-jose-bautista-experimented-his-way-greatness
>>78158628
I feel the same way. Then again I'm in school for math so I has better hope numbers speak to me
>>78158546
The Astros are currently playing game 2 in a double header. By tomorrow morning, they will have played the same amount of games as the Indians. Don't @ me.
>>78158561
stop posting
>>78158665
>Then again I'm in school for math
Gonna try out for the baseball team?
>>78158665
Had* I fucking hate typos and I hate this 60 second delay that I can't fix my shit quickly
>>78158678
Fuck, I forgot that, sorry anon
>>78158689
No, I plan on being a professor and doing research so I don't have the time to try to go pro
>>78158628
One word: stats.
There's not a more stat-friendly mainstream sport than baseball, and we love that shit.
>mfw 800's on Math SAT and both levels of Math SAT subject tests
>>78158681
you first
>>78158831
what the hell is a pole doing in a baseball thread anyway
>and he's a weeb
kys
>>78158698
It's all good. I didn't realize there was a double header until I checked. I just saw the standings and that they are currently playing.
>>78158785
>tfw I missed one multiple choice (because I was tired or something, when I got it back I realized how simple it was) and one ER and both were on the calculator portions
I'm a failure, anon
>>78158865
>safe space
ok
>>78158228
Absolutely Based.
carlos martinez now has 200 strikeouts on the season, only the 7th cardinal to ever do that
>>78158955
It's my favorite rare Tito, and it's the perfect phone lock screen wallpaper: portrait photo with blank space at the top to allow room for the time.
I believe Astros will win this next game.
>>78158909
It's alright, Stosh. There's room for everyone here.
>>78159124
https://youtu.be/TfSfnoh-6Cc
>>78155758
Kys senpai
>>78159032
I hope to one day have Renteria stylized as a badass general/emperor as my phone home screen if the Sox are a WS bound team.
>>78155758
>absolutely horrendous football team
>meme apehoop team
>"We're an NFL/NBA town"
What
>>78159437
Any Cleveland people that think that way need to be ashamed of themselves and sent to a true shithole of despair like...well...I can't think of any place worse atm...but they have had the same bros showing up in gamethreads (at least sox/indians) ones for several years now and they don't deserve this shit talk on /mlb/. The people that continue to blindly support the browns and lebron(there is no cavs, just lebron) are the real shitheads.
>>78159621
Thank you, Sox bro. You are my greatest ally.
>>78144306
>>78148909
cardbros, my guys.
is dexter's leg fucked? i'm thinking yes
>doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers >doyers
What the fuck is going wrong with the Dodgers? Were they just overperforming for most of the year?
>Dodgers season is over and they are just waiting to be knocked off in the playoffs.
>that "heh" when you see the doyers score
it's only the second too
>>78159777
>>78159883
>>78159960
>>78160103
join us in the official "LOL DOYERS" thread
>>78159839
Daily reminder a Mets player had a season-ending broken nose
>>78160141
You can break your nose so bad it goes into your bran
>>78159721
how new is this news? because MlbTR says he's on the 10 DDL with some wrist issue.
im just glad he wasn't as shit as his first season with the cards as hayward was with the cubs last year. it's just a shame that bum got carried to a WS ring. I think fowler will turn out to be a good cardinal.
>>78159024
of course the cards have enough history for him to be literally the seventh, bautista is about to break the jays record at like 184,
>"visit the show at flushing meadows"
>"jay z...with a z"
>"gorillaz...with a z"
>"nas....with a s"
Keith Hernandez is a national treasure
>>78160234
carlos martinez is a pitcher senpai, he's struck out 200 batters
Jose Abreu just hit for the cycle
>>78160317
hahaha of course I knew that, you think joey bats is a position player?
>>78160393
Who?
>>78160402
>you think joey bats is a position player
>>78160393
cycles are a fucking meme
>le triple that ricoched off an awkward as fuck outfield wall and the outfielder had to chase for 100 feet
when the fuck are the dodgers going to stop being complete trash
>>78160443
not every team plays in a little league park like yours does
>>78160443
you should kill yourself soon to spare your family any further shame
>>78160393
Call me when he walks off for the cycle.
>>78160463
>>78160467
when you tell me jose fucking abreu hit a triple, you know something went bonkers
>>78160441
desu I'm drunk and hardly well versed on the cards, pls embarass the doyers in the WC
>>78160514
The most "bonkers" thing that happened was that the center fielder was probably shifted a bit to left field and the hit was to right center. Other than that it was just hustle.
>>78160538
what the fuck time is it in croatia anyway
>>78160141
So?? Doyers have a pitcher on 60-day DL for blisters.
>>78160514
>you know something went bonkers
Nope
>>78160514
suck my dick bitch
>>78160565
almost 4 am, just in time to tune into late-night collapses
>>78160393
>>78160489
>Didn't hit a Homerun Cycle
>>78160622
Could he eat for the cycle?
>>78160622
>mil sea
Since 1900, only 5 players have been intentionally walked with the bases loaded. One of those players is Josh Hamilton
>>78160622
this is my favorite meme
on a real note we might very well see an actual home run cycle this year, maybe even in the postseason considering how juiced the balls are
>>78160678
It happened with Barry Bonds all the time
I'm glad I never bought a jersey for the dodgers, there is no one on this team to be proud of.
>Phillies will win a game when the Giants and White Sox are playing each other
>>78160700
thank you for adding absolutely nothing to the thread
>>78160707
>Wearing another man's name on your back.
>>78160726
I legally changed my last name to Ichiro just so I can wear my Ichiro Yankees jersey
>>78160744
>Not buying authentics
>>78160726
>Being a douchebag.
Drop out of sports anytime, anon.
>>78160744
>implying
I saw what you did there. Casuals will take you literally here.
>>78160726
>being so insecure you can't even wear the jersey of your favorite player
>phillies winning
>sox win
>giants lose
Reverse standings basically reset back to a day ago
>>78160678
Not true, it happened with Bonds a bunch. Go watch Jon Bois' Barry Bonds without a bat video
>>78160849
Might as well let your gf/wife fuck him while you're at it.
>>78160933
You earned this (You)
>>78160514
https://www.mlb.com/video/abreu-completes-the-cycle/c-1823662683
Here's the video
lmao rays are finished
Daily reminder Jose Abreu hitting a cycle is like winning the world series to White Sox fans.
>>78161020
>that pose
>>78160933
>What is reading comprehension
He said only 5 players have been intentionally walked with the bases loaded, not that it's only happened 5 times. Barry Bonds could've been intentionally walked with the bases loaded every plate appearance of his career, and his statement would still be true.
>>78160965
>being so insecure you equate wearing a jersey to being a literal cuck
>>78161040
Damn straight
>clubhouse and renteria getting emotion for abreu because he couldn't sleep last night because he was too worried about Irma ravaging his homeland of Cuba
>>78153359
True, we do.
Keep crying about it, cucks.
>>78160965
lmao why do spergos like you always find a way to tie this fetish into whatever argument you're losing?
>yfw
>>78161275
Because it just makes sense. It baffles me as to why men allow their gf/wife to wear the names of players on their backs to stadiums. Why, exactly, do you think your girl would even want to do that in the first place? Because she's a fan of the game? Don't make me laugh.... she thinks that player is hot, and if you alow her to wear that jersey with HIS name on it, you're pretty much enabling cuckoldry.
>tfw just trying to watch the rockies in peace
>normie room mates might bring alcohol and girls over
I FUCKING HATE NORMIES
>>78161316
Seriously though, how the fuck do we fix this?
>>78161316
>one of these things is not like the other
Yeah the top 3 teams have won a world series since the berlin wall fell
>>78161316
wew
>>78160726
man, I get called out on being too /pol/ all the time and I'm not even this insecure. (though i do think you should only wear a jersey of a player the same race as you)
>>78161369
From Berlin Wall to BUILD THE WALL!!
Trump will fix them.
>>78161400
I like your style
>>78135440
Cleveland is and has always been a baseball and football town. The only reason cavs have more fans is because theyre the only team from cleveland with bandwagoners
t. clevelander
>>78161040
you're right
>>78161348
lmao you never find other women hot when you're dating someone? ok, bud
Anderson also had a chance to hit for the cycle in his last AB needing a double. During that AB this graphic showed up.
>>78161040
>hitting for the cycle during a shit season
lol pathetic, nobody does that
>>78161040
>>78161180
>>78161531
That's because your team hasn't won a World Series since 1917
>>78161653
was that time cargo hit it actually a shit season? I don't remember
>>78161636
kek
Has there ever been two cycles in one game? I know perfect games are a little more common, but has there ever been two perfect games in one game too?
>>78161690
>has there ever been two perfect games in one game too?
How would that even work?
>>78161690
>I know perfect games are a little more common
U wat
>>78161690
>everything about this post
>>78161690
>I know perfect games are a little more common
>>78161618
lel he's so haunted by the fact his gf/wife might find another man attractive (let alone a prospective mate) that he can't even wear a jersey himself
hope I never become such an awkward yet prideful loser
>>78161690
>I know perfect games are a little more common
>has there ever been two perfect games in one game too
Are you using DG's definition of a perfect game?
Are you DG?
>>78161690
>Has there ever been two cycles in one game? I know perfect games are a little more common, but has there ever been two perfect games in one game too?
how high are you right now/
>>78161400
savage...
>>78161668
>espn
>>78161686
Rockies finished with a winning record actually, I'm kidding though and you'd see why if you looked at years where rockies have a cycle compared to their record
>>78161821
it's one of the things i find most hilarious about modern dating. dudes and women both do this insane possessive shit like it's normalized behavior where they try to puppet their partner around and then wonder why nobody wants to stay with them
>>78161690
maybe if your definition of a perfect game is no baserunners through 9 innings, but I seriously doubt it, a cursory google search turns up nothing
>>78152871
>>78153309
>>78153359
Followed by a city wide riot if Cleveland lose the WS
>>78161920
broatia, what turned you on to baseball
also should i ever visit eastern europe ever
>>78161859
>>78161882
pure existentialism manifesting in mediocre life
if you get cucked, you're a loser nobody, if you don't, you can maybe convince yourself that you're somebody. truly a horrible disease
>>78161943
Croatia is a magnificently beautiful country, especially along the coast.
>Pitching gives up a walk off walk
Marlins bullpen strikes again
>>78161943
I'm a fucking leaf, one that isn't insecure about a being lifelong, I love beisbol and can't wait for the fucking playoffs
>>78162073
>mfw I was legit afraid the marlins might catch us in the wildcard
>>78161943
also yes, people are friendly as fuck, love americans/leafs, and you'll be rich as fuck
This whole general is full of fucking cucks... my God you people are mental midgets letting your girl walk around with another guys name on her back.
>>78162243
>hey babe, is everything ok?
>NO! I'M SEETHING WITH IMPOTENT RAGE ABOUT THE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE WHOSE SURNAME IS ON THE GARMENT YOU'RE WEARING! MY EVENING IS RUINED.
>>78162033
dubrovnik is a massive tourist trap I'm sorry to say, you're much better off hitting up anywhere further up the coast
but it's nice if you're a GOT fan
>>78162243
>he capitalizes god to show his imaginary sky friend respect
lm fucking ao
So glorious
>>78162361
>tipping with rage because he's a cuck
>>78162298
kek
>>78162161
If the pitching wasn't ass, they could. The entire pitching staff needs to be fucking fired.
>>78155758
No one cares about basketball until they're in the finals either. The city would go insane if the browns were 8-8
>>78162702
Sadly, he's not wrong...
>red sox win
>>78162702
I'm one of the only people I know who cares about the Cavs, Browns, Indians and Blue Jackets regular season around here
>>78163079
I'm probably the only one who would watch an entire losing season of the Indians but didn't even watch the Cavs win the championship and hate the browns.
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZ MISSILE
>>78134746
McChicken is a balk
>>78163079
yo is a cbj game worth going to? i've heard mixed things
i live closer to minor league hockey, and those game are fucking based
/a/stros
>>78163205
Unfortunately I've never been but if television means anything they look great
>>78159621
It's not really true. Cavs get a lot of attention the past decade just because LeBron became the best chance to break the curse and when he came back the Cavs followed through. The city has been cursed for sixty years and had to deal with concurrent really fucking awful teams, it's not hard to choose between that and your everyday necessities, and if one team is actually building for a real championship chance more people are going to spend more there, but it's the same people going to Progressive field going to The Q. Most people pull for all the teams it's just easier to get to Basketball and Football games because there's less of them and they aren't ever scheduled during work hours. it's not New York or los Angeles where there's always another million people to draw from. And honestly the Browns aren't even that popular here anymore, attendance is way down the past so many years.
Cleveland is poor and underpopulated, and after fans felt the Indians got mismanaged to hell they started pulling attendance within their expected levels not their prime Jake years when the economy was better and there were more people anyway.
>>78163284
Of course this is IRL people. /sp/artans of the NEO variety seem to be more contained to one sport or another. I never liked concussionegg, basketball is okay as a sport although NBA is awful, and AHL games are comfy but hockey is shit in comparison to baseball.
>>78163284
My grandpa is old enough that he was a boy and watched on TV when the Browns last won a championship. He loves all Cleveland sports and I tall sports with him all of the time. He was really happy with the EE signing over the offseason because of how stingy the Dolans have been, he knows it means they're committed
And just like that, the Indians have now tied the Astros for the #1 seed in the AL.
>>78163438
Baseball>hockey>football>hockey. Soccer doesn't even deserve to be mentioned with the rest. I'd put professional darts somewhere around football honestly, I don't know what it is but I like darts
>>78163620
The second hockey was meant to be basketball
>>78163560
And have the tie breaker
Diamondbacks blew a 7-2 lead to the Padres just now lmoa
>>78163560
>identical records
>that diff gap
>those streaks
>>78163450
Right, and I'm not saying that attitude is wholly justified (though it is at least partially) but it's a real feeling that at least makes sense.
Here's the thing that gets me: why haven't the biggest market teams had the same kind of sell out streak the Indians had? They never even won a world series but they filled the house every day. Losing isn't what changed the culture. But sadly the culture DID change with dissatisfaction, but not with new signs it's being rebuilt. And yes about time too.
Most of those lost residents folks moved like 15 mins away to like Mentor or Elyria or Medina or another White flight town in the metro area. r/Cavs is bigger cause of all the LeBron dickriders
>>78163284
Is Cleveland in its entirety actually worse than Detoilet?