/tennis/ - Flushing Meadows Women's Semifinals

>semifinals
lol you dumb ASS

sham tournament desu

stop watching

>>78133434
lel woopsie

how was the tenni's frends
finally did go 2 class and then went for a few beers w/ the lad's and the prof

There's two Britanons on /tennis/ from what I can tell. One is a libtard Fedfag and I can't wait til he kills himself when Nadal wins the USO Pen. The other one is pretty chill and I like him.

>>78133655
makes no difrfence desu, all a*glos ar trash and deserve nothing short of nuclear holocaust
also one of them is a Jew and the other is a hairlet

>>78133704
>also one of them is a Jew and the other is a hairlet
Still better than being an exam skipper

>>78133713
see
>>78126768

>>78133704
pot kettle black
also
>stealing lines from MEMRI-TV

dazzling new meme:
Pablo Carroña Busta

>>78134003
>carnivore
no lo comprendo

>>78134069
carroña = carrion

>>78133422
press F

nadal

I think nadal would either win or lose. What do you guys think

okay! seriously! Which one of you did this >>>/r/15687579

>>78134899
It's a possibility

>tfw no one to save us from FWL and NWL

>>78135437
probably that french liruposter kek

Fedora fans are saltier now than anti-feds were at wimblybimbly

>no Muri
>no Stan
>no Djokbot
>Fedora dead
Why is this USO so shit?

>>78136074
Our man Anderson will beat Roidull and; Nadull will explode his knees one final time soon enough enfing his career without even winning a 11th RG

>>78136972
>0-4 in h2h

>>78136983
Nobody beats Kevin Andrrson 5 times in a row

>>78136293
welcome to tennis in 4 years, possibility even sooner

>>78137222
Holy fuck the futur is dark

>>78137680
I don't know what would be worse, no clear dominating players or Zverevwinslol with Thiem snatching some FOs.

>Nadal will finish the year world number 1
>Nadal will overtake Federer's GS record by the time he's 36
Worst timeline

>nadull
>muh clay

>makes it to both hardcourt major finals in one year

>>78137781
>still no WTF title

>>78133422
why the fuck did he kill the moth?

>>78137781
Nadal just cannot play 5 more years, I give him 2 years
His body is already quite fucked

>>78138174
People were already saying this 5 years ago.

>>78133704
>>78133655
>your abilty to detect posters

It's astonishing, so is the confidence needed to back up your bullshit guesses with actual posts, my fucking sides man.

>two Britanons on /tennis/
Nope.

>One is a libtard Fedfag and I can't wait til he kills himself when Nadal wins the USO Pen.
He likes Nadal and Fed, difficult for you to digest, I know.

>>78133655
>The other one is pretty chill and I like him.
Yeah he's pretty stupid so this isn't surprising.


It's all a little argentier lads. The fact you are so scared you have to keep up this act is nourishing and damn entertaining. Jew and Brit boogeymen have combined into an indestructable golem.

>>78138163
Peer pressure.

>>78138849
Your retarded you fag lol

>>78138843
He didn't win shit in 2016 and 2015 and only won RG in 2014
If this happens again he might just retire

Did you know that Djokovic and Murray paired in double for the AO 2006?

>>78139153
>Your retarded
You're going to say it was an intentional mistake, no?

>>78139288
sorry i am very poor and never had much schooling. your posts are bad either way

>>78139335
>your posts
Still this act that you can tell us apart, lol. The Brits who are 'liked' are just trolling you with alter-egos.

>>78139471
ok my point stands still

>he's so stupid he doesn't know when he's beat

My posts are the posts you enjoy too, you don't have to concede but I know it's in your heart.

ok well your political posts are garbage each one.

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This /tennis/ year is completely shit. If anyone would have told me that the year Serena retires will be most boring, crappy and obsolete season, I would've been ready to bet all I have that he's retarded.

>>78139683
>This /tennis/ year is completely shit.
just like all you're posts

>>78139729
thank you for your valuable contribution numale cuck

>>78139683
mysa?

>>78139783
no need for name calling :(

>>78139671
>except the rightwing posts that I enjoy and give up the yous for
Keep it coming.

>>78139729
>you're posts
YOU ARE POSTS

>>78139864
i enjoy neither left wing or write wing posts dude. stop assuming

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hello this is my first time in /sp/ and that american dude seems like a fag (probably underage)

that is all

>>78139945
>stop assuming
Don't need to assume, I've seen what sort of posts you reply to, fascist little shit.

>>78140218
its highly unlikely that you know who i am much less my plan

>>78140297
>he thinks his ramblings amount to a plan

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>>78140355
>you in charge of getting a reference
brainlet pls

>>78138163
Nadal needed a blood sacrifice to give him the strength to bagel the argie

>>78140432
>thinking I waste my time with new films
Good luck. I look forward to talking to you further in the thread and enjoying your compliments!

>>78139180
this desu
he was done and dusted

his resurgence is his last huzzah before bowing out most likely next year or the year after when he starts getting stomped at RG by literally whos

>>78140020
kc

>Anderson in a final

Nigga what

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>>78141372

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>>78141461

>>78138163

Look at the skin colour. They look human but lack the brain capacity for reasoning and empathy.

>having to wait until tomorrow to see Anderson get dadded

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>>78141684
>tfw it's 1pm and you haven't screwed the escalator mechanism plate on yet, so you just say fuck it and take lunch anyway

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>>78142128
>That thumbnail
Clicked anyway but crickey m8

>>78142128
That esculated quickly.
Ahem.

>>78142464
>he doesn't know about chink escalators and elevators

>>78142833
saw it on liveleak fresh off the press, adolf

Remember when Britain ruled the whole world instead of needing to justify their shitposts on a Equatorial Guinean square-dancing forum?

>>78141407
>nigga
Please no racism here, this is an ethnicity-tolerant board

Ruling the world isn't a good thing, your country is in the process of learning this. Any more to say?

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>>78143822
>Countries where Donald Trump is president: 1

>>78144143
I'm not for a British (remnants in tax havens) or American (blatanty the most powerful) empire. You don't really have a point, other than highlighting that the USA is more like a collection of countries, not one.

lel I think I just saw Jizzner at a UGA game

>>78144956
Michael pls
Should have got a pic

>>78144956
You probably did, he loves his UGA

Is an horse an athlete?

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I can't wait for the women final

/murray/

EBJM.

Got a tenner on slutty Sloane in 2 lads.

>>78149132
Betting on women's tennis is pretty risky

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>It's a USA vs USA final
>It's two second tier players

>>78149340
The volatile nature makes it ideal for betting i'd assume.

>>78149458
No, this is suicide on every match

Fucking ROIDALLL
REEEE
c'mon Del choke ffffuck.

>>78133422
>That moth killing technique
lmao 3/10

>>78149493
Classic South American post. Illegible mumbojumbo. Stick to monkey soup.

These trips are for you Kevin A.

>>78149458
Maybe if you're live betting and reading their emotions (which is what really matter in WTA), but I don't think it influences the pre game bets in any sensible manner.

>>78149577
I was talking about the higher possibility for some scrub to beat a seed. In men's tennis it barely happens but in women's tennis it happens all the time.

So you get to exploit the greater odds.

>>78149674
They account for that though.

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>Gorilliams

Couldn't take any pics today, sorry.

>>78150218
when are you leaving that place

>>78150192
>tfw there's a reddit gorilliams spawn on this planet

>>78150349
Monday morning

>tfw the pool is too cold

>>78150546
>September 9th
>Too cold

You have to go back

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Who is actually going to watch the women final?

>>78151467
me im drunk af and bet 10€2

>>78151543
What are you drinking and what did you bet?

>>78151626
Basically cidre without as much co2
And 2:1 Sloane

Why did spaniards suddenly start using both surnames as their official player name?
Who started this autistic trend?

0 patience to watch the match and i have to study, good luck to madison keys though because i liked her cute little scream

>>78151667
I might cheer for that since I don 't give a fuck

>singing more than one verse of this song

>This singer

Man those Twitter comments about the moth are hilarious. Are people really this bored?

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do you like her?

Why is Sloane so much more attractive than the Gorriliams sisters?

>>78152069
Do you like me?

>>78152069
No. she's a horrible host.
Always sounds like she is reading of teleprompter.

The match just started, just so you know

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>mystery meat vs. low test gorilliams
Who you rooting for?

>>78152321
can you (You) me when the match is over and lmk who won? thx in advance xx

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Is this the worst final ever men's or women's?

>>78152415
Madison Stephens won

>>78152520
Implying she would ever beat Sloane Keys on hard. Madison Stephens is a clay baby

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>almost 40, almost reached menpause
>no children, no husband, only time that you're semi-relevant is when your younger sister doesn't play
>younger sister gets the money, the fame, the records, white husband, children
>meanwhile you get fame for being your sisters older sister and homicide charges

When will Venus finally end this pathetic misery which she calls her life?

>>78152520
>>78152556
reddit

>>78152568
kc

Who else hates Cliff Drysdale?

>>78152568
kys yourself

>>78152564
Venus is a child of God. She understands this and perseveres through a life where she has been gifted immense talent by the Lord.

She enjoys being able to compete and enjoy a life of relative ease compared to the common person, and she takes joy in spreading the word of Jesus Christ. When she dies, heaven waits for her. She isn't a defeated nihilist like most of /sp/. She knows there is a bigger picture in life.

>>78152415
(You)

>>78152564
>40
>almost reached menopause
how retarded are you?

>WeeNoos Williams

Why is german commentary so abysmal?

>>78152879
You mean Becker?

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>30 minutes
>women tennis
>equal pay

>>78152684
She still needs at least one kid. She has maybe 2-3 years left even with good doctors, then it is over. Is she even married yet?

I mean Hingis stopped playing at age 26... and still has no kids despite wanting them desperately. What are these tennis players thinking?.?

>>78152919
yea I think it was him.

Also:

>es ist nicht alles rosig, was glänzt

BoBeck slowly transforms into a new Loddar.

>>78152127
She isn't. first time I have even see her play. she seems to bench press a lot so she can play Serena style tennis. At least she doesn't make the same loud grunt noises as Serena.

>>78153065
I don't understand them, but some people just don't want children.

>>78151959
>Man those Twitter comments about the moth are hilarious. Are people really this bored?

I am watching but I didn't even realize it was set ball... and ups Stephens had the set. The game is as exciting as flying fishing.

When will they finally cut women's pay for Grans Slams in half... or let them play best of 5?

Keys gonna cry i think

This shit will end in less than a hour
Good riddance

>>78149132
*dabs*

E!SPN commentators backpedaling.

>>78153238
*reddits*

What is that thing on Keys arm?

this is frustratingly sad

Keys is a ball bashing fraud. Shame Svitolina choked against her.

This is hilariously shit

>>78153297
Benis

Keys is such a fucking emberrassment. Reminder that CoCo should be here in her place and she'd beat hit-ball-back-Sloane.

>Keys will earn the same amount of money as Anderson at the US Open

What the fuck is Keys ethnicity?

handball

>>78153360
Why? Do men get paid less?

>>78153362
half white, half roan

>>78153360
>Keys will earn the same amount of money as Nadal at the US Open

>>78153362
American

>>78153362
half white half black

Slut Keys gets what she deserve for blocking brave CoCos path.

>>78153362
her dad is a horse

>People in the stadium paid hundreds of dollars for that

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>tfw no cute black tennis playing gf

god

i don't ask you for much

just this one time, please grant me this favor

cone on Fury, at least win a set

>muh US of A final
>it's fucking worse than Pannacotta - Vinci

lel

>>78153300
Looking at earlier pictures she used to have a mole there, so probably a keloid from having it removed.

bullshit

>>78153381
Women's tennis is shit at the moment, Hingis said it too, they are just hitting the ball, no strategy, no inspiration. This final just shows two mediocre players can play mediocre and earn millions in under an hour.

LIKE A ROLLING CRONE

>>78153392
That's why she has become a athlete

>pay for thiem and del potro and watch an unforeseen incredible match
>pay for women's final and get this
must suck I reckon

>>78153434
>Hingis said

just as much of a cheater as Sugarpova, but somehow her opinion matters... why?

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>6-3 6-0 in 57 minutes

If i was a registered ATP member trying to make some money on the tour i would riot after this absolute shitshow.

>>78153332
Fuck off. Shitolina is too fat for pro sports.

>>78153455
Doing cocaine isn't cheating, lad. And I saw Steffi against Martina back in 1999 and was on edge every second.

This final is just shit, give me back 5 min of the boring first set of Delpo vs Thiem.

>>78153446
from a reputable stable of athletes

>>78153484
Just a month ago she was ranked number nine-hundred and fifty-seven in the world.

KEK

>>78153455
In her defence one has to say she never played for the sport itself or for the money.

>>78153484
Remember when Simon got shat on when he complained about the stupid equal pay shit?

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This match

>>78153507
And she should have remained 957. That is where she belongs. Give me back my crinche worthy Sharapova or some Halep and take back these American no names without charisma.

You all shit on women's tennis and yet you're all here watching it on TV, giving the broadcast companies your views and therefore shekels.

>>78153496
Of course does sniffing coco improve your performance. Yet you're right that players like Hnngis or Graf were much more versitile and more fun to watch.

>>78153544
>not using illegal streams

>>78153514
lack of Serena will produce tons of these finals and people might actually realize it's an abomination and also hurting the sport.

>>78153544
Nope, I have the internet, I don't watch TV. I stream.

>>78153544
Not paying for sky la

>>78153539
>literally comes back with back to back Master semis and GS title
>still gets shit on

I get Keys, but what the heck

>>78153544
most are streaming. I'm not shitting on women's tennis, I'm shitting on this match

>>78153544
I watch women's tennis exclusively, so I don't shit on it. But this final is lowest tier for a long time.

Oh... it's an hour now. I guess they deserve to earn as much as Nadal now...

>>78152415
Sloane just won m8 kek

>WTA
what did I expected

Well its over everyone go home. See ya'll tomorrow

>another major
>another lame women's final

tell me again why they get paid the same

>>78153593
Was it really a full hour when she made the matchpoint?

>>78153604
That man riding Keys in the picture is a nice touch.

>>78153592
Yeah and that fake 3 min hug is s shit tier too.

I like that my stream immediately cut to "This event has ended"...

Embarassing

Championships should always be best of 5

>>78153639
You want to watch more of that?

>being bageled in a grand slam final

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> 60 minutes 200 posts on /sp/

The state of tennis without Masha.

>run to gas stations real quick
>come back
>match is over
BRAVO WIMMEN

>>78153639
So it would be 6:3 6:0 6:1 or something. Women just fall apart mentally all the time. keys played like a 3rd tier amateur.

Worst loser since Zvonareva?
Worst loser since Zvonareva.

this is a preview of tomorrow, just add 1 set and 20 minutes

Even male qualifiers have put in more efforts that both of em. Maybe this sport needs to die.

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Do you miss me?

I would have choked and lost, but I would've pushed the ball back and made it interesting for two hours.

>>78153649
I kinda wanted that hug to turn into something more. Honestly, who would stop them?

>>78153667
Anderson will take a 15min toilet break after the second set. I called it hear first.

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>>78153663
What do you mena? Zvonareva was based.

>>78153702
Up until she won just three games in the final here, yeah

>>78153663
>he doesn't remember Dinara Safina in the AO final

>>78153727
At this Grand Slam, idiot

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>30 UEs
>In a 6-3 6-0 blow out

>>78153676
Yes. Fuck the USO for giving masha a WC spot.

>>78153741
>he doesn't remember Maud Barger-Wallach winning 1 game in 1909

WTF is this chit chat reeeee

No talking allowed until shower sex

>>78153766
>since Zvonareva
>SINCE

English shouldn't be this hard, even for convicts

>madison's eyes are all red and irritated
top keke

>>78153721
But winning only 3 sets against defending champion Kim Clijsters isn't nearly as poor as 3 sets against GS final debutant Sloane.

Also >bagel

the 2 girls in the background are cute, at least

>I didn't play my best today
you don't say

>american teeth

>>78153791
>asking for the worst loss by a player in 1 specific tournament in time frame of like 5 years
Who the hell cares?

Are they going to speak about the state of WTA also

I think Polo is a more suitable sport for her.

who would you rather, lads, a gypsy or Keys? be honest

>>78153649
It would inevitably weed out the weak and we would get better quality matches you brainlet

>>78153792
Just as I was starting to feel really uncomfortable watching her sob into her towel they fucking zoomed in kek

>crying and lost horrendously
>still have to give a speech
I'd just walk off desu

>>78153886
Keys is cute.

Would you rather Sloane or her mother?

>>78153894
youd get fined

I don't find many niggers attractive, but I must say that Sloane Stephens totally confirms this for me.

>Never seen anyone get of their seat
Guess this fag never watched Serena&Venus

>>78153886
A real gypsy? They're gross.

I'd fuck Halep, Cirstea, Niculescu, and Bodgan before keys. A real gypsy though? No, thanks give me the horse.

>>78153907
I'd bean Sloan, to be honest

who is that sassy titcow next to Sloane milf

she looks bored and in need of dick

>>78153907
Her mom's hair looks like it was generated by a Playstation 1 graphics card.

>>78153967
Pic?

Sloan's mother could pass as her sister

>>78153894
Borg and McEnroe did that, lol.

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>>78133422
>2017
>Thinks that elites running things is bad
>Would rather have hillbilly Billy Bob and bucktooth Timmy influence large decisions
>Drumpfkins everyone
Hoensad must they be

>>78153597
lol thx m8

>>78154013
Why do you still post here if no one likes you?

Short cutie ballgirl right at the background for the whole ceremony is the best thing about this final.

>>78153886
I would Cirstea before Keys, Keys certainly before Halep.

>>78154039
the blonde one? yes

>That's a lot of money!

If this bitch ever tweets about black people being repressed in this country, I'm gonna rage.

>>78154063
>the """""blond""""" one

>>78153907
Unpopular opinion: I'd rather cuck r*ddit than doing Sloane.

>you'll never bone sloan

>>78154032
>Caring what other people think about you
Now that is the ultimate numale, you cuck

>local broadcast always picks one play from the game for a highlight
>picked the hug for this match

My sides are in orbit

>>78154202
*Gets bagelled in the final set of a slam championship mätch@*

How different would it have been if it had been Coco vs Stevens? Would Coco have stolen the check and run off with it like Shooter stealing the green jacket in Happy Gilmore?

How could anyone feel like they accomplished anything from winning a final like that? Shit.

>more people outside than were in the stadium
lmao just lmao

>>78154291
The rest of the tournament still happened. Even if the finals is shit, you still won every match.

Emma Stone aged like milk in less than a year

>>78154284
CoCo best girl tßh. would have won and chase the nigger instead of the check.

>>78154360
No. She's just in character as Billie Jean King.

The one time a woman beats a man, they make a movie about it. Dude was 55. She was 30.

>>78154391
I'd let Coco beat me after any match she loses just to feel her sweaty hands on me.

>>78154469
Shhhh.

>>78154469
THey wrapped up the movie months ago m8.

hi

>>78154560
Bjk is so ugly that it takes a few years to wear off

pics of emma stone for a lad?

>>78154469
Plus there's a chance of him throwing the match.

>>78154631
But mah equality.

>>78154631
Do you really think a proud man like Bobby Riggs would throw a match??

>>78154750
To pay off gambling debts? Yes

Not that anyone asked but I unironically sharted today also great job Sloan for coming back from that injury

>>78155177
>A Drumpfkin sharts
Why am I not surprised

>>78153403
Did you follow my advice earlier from the previous thread?

>that hug
My heart

Man lyk Sloane. Like u Sloane.

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>the fell for the Scottish whisky mene

>>78159382
Whiskey in general is shit big guy. Just drink Lager and listen to sonic youth

>>78159412
Georgie how fast to they play?

>>78159449
I'm amazed how you know it's me and not the other brits every time. Fair play JT.

>>78159597
What you dont know, my friend, is that I am...you

How was the women's final

>>78160539
Amazing game, worthy of being called a Grand Slam Final.

>>78160539
terrible.
the two girls hugging it out/talking was more comfy than the 56 minutes of slaughter.

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>British"""""people""""

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>you will never have a friendship as deep as sloane/keys

>>78164031
>American '''horses'''

>the Americans in that crowd paid AT LEAST fifteen burgerbux to watch that match live
>Keys and Sloane didn't even have a Sweaty Scissoring Session after their hug at the net
Embarrassing

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>>78164476

>>78164476
>fifteen
You're going to have to add at least one zero

>djokovic had another baby
Hope his wife doesn't leave him

>>78164937
Werent there rumors that they were on the verge of breaking up And that she wanted more of his time with her

also, any deets about jack sock and sloane? they broke up right? what happened

>>78164833
I was being generous. Surely no one would spend over ten dollars on a women's final right?

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>dem sick photoshop skills

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>tfw no friends to embrace like this

Does Sloane like white bois?

asking for a friend

>>78168728
She got chalk'd by Succ but now she's dating Altidore

>>78168811
'chalk'd by Succ'

what does that even mean?

I am also asking for a friend

>>78168862
>that spacing
Clearly you're asking for a friend because there's no way you're white

>>78168811
Read: She got CHALKED by SUCC, and Altidore got C U C K E D by SUCC.

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She's fucking fat.

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>>78168452
my heart

>>78168811
>she's dating Altidore
source?

>>78169010
racists btfo eh nvmd

>>78168908
it's called reddit spacing, only a thick cunt would relate it to skin colour, surely?

>>78169010
That's a roid gut boi

>>78169424
Probably the part where he was right behind her mom after she won the finals and the eurosport announcer literally stated they were dating. That's the only reason I know.

>>78139683
Anyone who watches women's tennis after Henin quit is a moron anyway, so who cares?

She was the last, interesting player on the WTA.

>>78153357
CoCo? The diva who smashes more racquets than Safin?

Yeah, get the fuck out here.

>>78154013
Elites have been the cause of most major mistakes in the entire world, you shitforbrains.

>>78170028
I wasn't there, well shit good for them. sock btfo.

Why don't they play the final after 7pm for the primetime rating bux?

Further proof that the Aus Open is GOAT slam

t. salty that he has to wake up at 6am fag

>>78170224
Because it's the weekend, so the time doesn't matter. Also because that's really late for Europeans, who are a much larger audience than your timezone.

I think time reality is unfortunate. I basically find AUS to be unwatchable, so I understand your frustration.

>>78170242
9pm start here for the men's.
Comfy.

>>78170304
5pm - Junior girls final
7pm - Junior boys final
9pm Mens final

breddy gud

>women's final cant even get over 200 posts

LMFAO. WTA absolutely BTFO.

how will waifufags ever recover?

i dont EVER want to see the Krautist complain about lack of WTA OP images EVER again.

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>NWL

>>78170430
Nobody outside three autists on 4chan cares about WTA and water is wet

>>78170430
here's your containment thread shithead
>>78163481

>>78170443
>water is wet
Go on..

Am I the only one who thinks Keys is cute?

Maybe it's because I also have horse teeth, but still. I'd marry her.

>>78170242
Is european time the most patrician tiemzone for all people?

>>78170480
I think shes cute. Especially when shes in her element (all sweaty and exhausted while playing tennis)
But I think that goes for most people. You're more pretty when you're in your element. Doing the thing you love. Because that's the true you in a way.
If that makes any sense.

So /tennis/, Rafa in 3?
Or will he drop the first set and subsequently sweep?

>>78170556
Maybe it's because when they're playing tennis you don't hear them talking about normal things or acting in a normal way, so you don't get the same disgusting impression of them as you would most other girls when meeting them in a club or whatever.

>>78170592
I know what you mean. When someone is focused on something, you can really see it in their face.
I think when they're in their element, its more attractive.
You know how some people have this flip or a switch inside of them when they're concentrating on something? They turn into a different person. That's beautiful to see.

>>78170556
How can I bring a girl to watch me memeing on /sp/? Maybe then they'd find me attractive.

>>78170637
200€ an hour

>>78170637
pay money

>>78170583
Rafa in 4 sets, just to prolong the suffering a bit more for his enemy.

>>78170450
Fuck off

WTA is a borefest, and males watch it because they want to hear women screaming around and watch their hips shaking.

Nobody cares about the performance, which cannot compete against the male counterpart.
It's slow and boring as fuck.

>>78170757
>males watch it because
>WTA is

Don't presume.

>>78170757
What, no, plenty of people watch it for the performance, thats why they always complain about how shit tier it is, the unforced errors and other laughable mistakes.
If people genuinely only watched it for the looks; nobody would complain. ever.
>inb4 mutually exclusive
best year for women tennis are sparse, but usually are 1 or 2 years frequently over the span of the last 40 years or so.

>>78170827
I do though, especially you virgins of the internet.

>>78170851
I haven't read any complaints about performance.

I can only read articles about how unfair it is that males who play better, suffer more earn more prize money.
I bet now that they get even money, those women still complain.