/HEEM/ Soldier Of God Edition

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who you got?

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See yuu son boi

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conor & floyd

>>78130284
poor poland, i feel bad posting that now

>>78130308
He won't do anything, don't worry

Best contender desu. Whittaker got lucky.

>>78130181
Finally a good thread

>>78130284
come on

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<---- Gooby and Rico

>>78130284
dont actually do this its terribly mean to ruin someone's ufc experience

poor dude must be hyped af for the event

>>78130181
>Elias Theodorou to face DadKelly at UFC Sydney
i fear for the dad lad

>>78130342
>gets crippled
>weighs less than Yoel
>still beats him

I'm sure luck had to do with it

>>78130391
give credit where it's due pussy, whittaker is going to kill gsp/bisping winner and be champ for very long time, yoel is too old at 40 despite how skilled he is

>>78130294
What a flaming, over the top gay man

>>78130435
>tells me to give credit
>W-Whittaker got lucky

>>78130446
you wish

Yoel Romero is a fucking joke. He'd get knocked out by Bisping

Hail Hitler, Hail Trump, White Power, Michael Bisping Bless.

why are americans on /heem/ so bad at picking up sarcasm? is it all the antibiotics and vaccines?

>>78130468
>Yoel Romero is a fucking joke
>He'd get knocked out by Bisping
will never happen because bisping is too scared to fight him

>>78130468
this is the spammer

>>78130502
Bisping has faced even more pathetic roiders. Romero's striking is garbage and he sucks at fighting. Meme fluke fighter.

>>78130378
Scared Elias might shadowbox him into submission?

>>78130525
he got his ass kicked by 2 40 year olds

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>>78130525
>Meme fluke fighter
there's only one of those at MW

>>78130525
This

Schaub even said Bisping would win. And I know Schaub is a controversial figure here, but whether you like him or hate him, you HAVE to respect him

>>78130563
>2 40 year olds
Are you forgetting those 40 year olds were Anderson Silva and Dan Henderson, despite being 38 himself, and won both fights?

>>78130567
*gets heemed by Branch*

>>78130585
Who cares about what Schaub says, Bisping would win

When Bisping loses to GSP Romero is going to annihilate him.

>>78130588
that anderson silva is deleted looked bad against nick diaz and hendo got a win over a welterweight just after his losses to vitor and gegard (both of which would kill bisping)

>>78130626
bisping is gonna retire win lose or draw after gsp

>>78130626
>Wh-When
>I-If
>C-Could

Resorting to hypotheticals, eh buddeh? H8rs in shambles

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>>78130588
he won the decision sweetie

>>78130651
I'd love to see Bisping do commentary full time after GSP

>>78130626
Bisping is gonna be a pussy and retire

>>78130681
dan hardy is bad enough, we don't need bisping's dumbass on the mic

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>>78130671
*survives an H-bomb*

>>78130650
It's still Anderson Silva dude, top 3 GOAT

>>78130671
Check the record buddeh

>>78130651
seeing what his legacy is 15-20 years from now will be funny.

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m-my mouthpiece

Can we stop fucking talking about Bisping? For 7 fucking threads its been nothing but Bisping. You guys do know a PPV is tomorrow

>>78130685
I think so too. Why would he stay around after what will be his highest paid fight.

>>78130714
Bisping will be seen as that one eternal gatekeeper who never gave up and became the champion through sheer hard work after giving his all with his ups and downs in his career

He'll be an inspiration

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>>78130726
*out boxes you*

>>78130748
many people will think otherwise

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>>78130748
>Bisping will be seen as that one eternal gatekeeper
yeah, you're right

>>78130729
Its the same person. Its easy to ignore since he always uses the same pictures

>>78130748
This

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>>78130284
What'd I miss?

>>78130792
Its not the same person. Its the same fucking people. I don't care if you like or hate him all of you faggots keep going back and forth with the same fucking responses. Jesus christ

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>>78130822
Poland got his tickets stolen

>>78130767
How can you think otherwise? He was a gatekeeper, nobody ever expected Bisping to become a champion. If someone told you in 2015 that Bisping would be champion, you would laughed at them. The guy never gave up, and no matter what you think of him, what you say about him, he is the UFC middleweight champion and that is in the history books forever.

>>78130852
alright callum

>>78130852
h8rs in shambles my man.

>>78130851
the person that tries to print those out and use them will probably be arrested and jailed. at least they would in america

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>>78130851

>>78130852
not him but alot of people hate bisping for how he was handling the belt once he got it, begging for fight with woodley,asking for easier fight against dan henderson,avoiding yoel (while begging for gsp),says if GSP isn't ready by summer he'll fight yoel(doesn't get fight instantly injured again),finally gets fight with GSP, claims that if GSP wins he can retire and not defend belt with a future comeback (something he would do), list goes on..

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y'all know there's mma on right now right?

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>Polandbro got Greece banned

In a way, Bisping /heem/ed Greece

KEK

there go cerrone, back to crushing fucking cans yet again

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>>78130181
LIVE FIGHTS HERE
>http://taima.tv/r/mma
ON ADDRESS BAR CLICK PUZZLE ICON AND RUN ALL PLUG-INS

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>>78130294
incest victim

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>>78131012
based

What do you guys think it feels like to be Greece? So bitter and angry at other people for having a different opinion

>>78131082
it was just a prank bro, get over it

>>78131095
Bring your balls

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>>78131109
you the boxing guy?

>>78131000
well shouldn't get superfights if you on a 0-2 run

cowboy is active, so cowboy in gatekeeper mode helps keep stagnant divisions (ie everything but FLW) looking less bad becasue they are triming some contenders

>>78130954
Bisping doesn't make the fights, though. He's never turned down a fight that's been offered to him. Conor's never defended his belt period, yet that doesn't seem to matter when it comes to his legacy, so why all the Bisping hate? Now, I'm a Bisping fan, but generally speaking, I like most MMA fighters. To me, if somebody is a champion, they're a champion for a reason and Bisping's reason is the fact that he never gave up, even when people never believed he would be champion, he believed in himself.

I can see why he rubs some people the wrong way, but the fact is, he's the champion and he deserves to be the champion and I wouldn't blame him for retiring after he beats GSP. He's 38 years old and been fighting killers for 13 years. I hope he doesn't retire, though, and gives Whittaker that fight.

Reddit """"legends""""
Royce Gracie
>rigged a tournament to inevitably sell an incomplete martial art to the masses
Dominick Cruz
>smug overrated asshole
Fedor Emelianenko
>fought cans and got demolished by real competition
Anderson Silva
>a cheater whose steroid use has marred his entire career
Jose Aldo
>defeated a weak division and cannot handle loss
Matt Hughes
>bitter and angry as evidenced by his puerile autobiography; recently dealt a blow by karma
Wanderlei Silva
>literally ran away from steroid accusations

4chan GOATs
Kevin Randleman
>only fought quality opponents; a true man on and off the mat
Urijah Faber
>the epitome of the word 'pioneer'; humble warrior
GSP
>virtually undefeated; avenged any loss he had with swift retribution
Rich Franklin
>does anything really need to be said about how great Ace is?
Maurice Smith
>showed that striking is better than grappling outside of catch wrestling
BJ Penn
>an eternal standard to how an athlete should perform; always exciting
Kazushi Sakuraba
>"in fact, pro wrestling is strong"

>>78130181
whose watching TKOLFa tonight?

whose going to ufc 215

>>78130495
Dysgenic fertility due to massive welfare state and high taxes punishing the smart and successful middle class.

>>78131130
he should fight condit

>>78131224
>TKO/LFA

backup laptop has annoying mechanical

>>78130495
Lack of education.

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>>78131251

>>78131246
Condit needs a fight where he can rebuild his confidence against someone on a losing streak like him. Someone like Gunnar Nelson or Tarec Saffiedine.

>>78131246
ATT and JW are annoying they have too many guys, especially at WW. same with LW and east coast cluster fuck. Barbosa should be getting the fight against the new champion, but no one mentions him.

>>78131251
Axel Rose, right?

>https://youtu.be/DJT-JsDPbac?t=4m25s

>>78131224
me, see here>>78131012>>78131066

>>78131246
>>78131297
Also, Cerrone and Condit are both Jackson Wink MMA fighters. They wouldn't fight eachother.

>>78131297
fuck that shit. even weidman didnt do it.

>>78131300
barbosa is hurt, he should fight khabib next

>>78131329
tyron fought robbie, jones fought evans.

>>78131319
Sorry your parents failed you.

>>78131318
watching on taima? vipbox is much cleaner

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wew

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holy fuck he's real?

>>78131392
didn't know it was up on vipbx, i usually go taima first because they play fights vip doesn't stream

>>78131394
adam is begging for tony lopez to show up and have a title fight with him

HE MIGHT BE A MAN
TO ME HE'S STILL MY BOOOOOOYY

>>78131355
Condit has said he might retire. It's a confidence issue at this point. If you want to see Condit carry on, he needs to fight a can like Saffiedine and give a dominant performance to get his confidence back.

As for Tyron-Robbie, Robbie was with ATT and Tyron was with Roufus and with Jones-Evans, Evans had left JW at that point to create Blackzillians. That was the entire premise of their rivalry, dude.

>>78131448
condit also got dropped in lawler fight. both men relied alot on their chins. it was a demolition derby with F-1 cars, fun but sad

>>78131448
tyron is at both. tarec will fuck condit up my man

>>78131488
Exactly, it's sad to say the same thing for Rory. Rory and Robbie took a piece of eachothers soul in their fight and while they provided an instant classic, and arguably the greatest fight of all time, how many wars like that can a fighter have before it really takes it toll?

It showed with Robbie, after the war with Condit, he gets KO'd within 2 minutes by Tyron, and Rory's nose was deleted when he fought Thompson. Condit's issue now is his confidence, he needs an easy win.

>>78131514
C'mon now, be serious. Yeah, Tyron is at both, but for that fight he trained at Roufusport.

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>>78131550

>>78131595
is that francis?

>>78131602
valentina lad

>>78131550
You just know

Michael Bisping is a(n) __________________.

>>78131633
champion

>>78131633
igger

>>78131633
MMA Legend

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LOW-KEY LEE ON TKO

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How is this possible?

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>>78131619
Hes talking about francis ngannou

>>78131633
absolutely pee suck pussy.

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>fake weigh in
>better wear the camelbak
>jacket
>headphones
>cap

>>78131678
link

watching this TKO thing is embarrassing

>>78131713
>the magic of google translate

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>>78131685
I bet it reeks like 2 different flavors of sweaty pussy in that room

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TUF uniforms look better than the Reebok ones

>>78131723
see here>>78131012

>>78131737
That's a dude

>>78131730
no. its my words)

>>78131751
call me something in russian

>>78131737

>>78131771
>>78131736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCp8d8n90U

>>78131763
Чтo имeннo ты хoчeшь, чтoб я тeбe cкaзaл, мoй бpитaнcкий дpyг?

>>78131678
What does low-key Lee even mean? Are you supposed to be ashamed for liking Lee or something

TKO MMA actually pretty comfy. Lots of finishes tonight.

>>78131807
>t white boi

>>78131787
Quentin Tarantino is such a disgusting vulgarian. I hate him with all of my being.

>>78131807
>he doesn't have a low-key boy
shame on you

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How much do you hate the Chris Weedman?

>>78131846
grow up

Spain is the gay scat spammer.

He doesn't actually live in Spain. He saves the Spain proxy for his mandrama gimmick. Notice no scat and porn ever gets spammed with a Spain flag.

>>78131787
I remember watching this when I was 7 and it was badass af

>>78130181
Whens gustaffson fighting ma niggas
.

Calendar is notepad

>>78131893
you're not wrong

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cat stronk

>>78131315
These guys are misinformed, the Ali Act changed very little in terms of fighter pay and rankings won't do shit in the context of branded promotions.

>>78131954
Why would Phil allow himself to be emasculated like this?

>>78131954
kek

>>78131863
Quite a lot, and permanently. I will always hate him for ruining Anderson's streak and in turn practically ending his career. Even though Anderson pretty much fucked himself by not taking the fight seriously. But still. Fuck Chris

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>>78131954
ALFA CAT
L
F
A

C
A
T

>>78131975
>no fun allowed

>>78131282

>Gabi Garcia will never sit on your face.

>>78131863
Used to dislike him, especially because Mousasi is my boy and he tried to fuck him over, but he's grown on me lately.

>>78131975
she's strong as fuck. he's atleast 230.

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>>78131994
I think that's called a lateral drop

>>78131993
+++

>>78132034
>I think
you know exactly what it's called you mandrama loving gimp

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[heartbeat speeds up]

>>78132054
I thought you were only into traps

>>78131993
He fucked himself by taking steroids and then having to stop after he'd built his career on them.

>>78132054
lads

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>>78132105
would you the thicc sister

>>78132052
wat

>>78132138
They look very German.

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>The city of Canada

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Why did Rogan hoverhand Shevchenko? I didn't know he was a beta.

>>78132246
>I didn't know he was a beta.
Nah he's pretty ballsy for a 5'4 man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdugSUFbzws

>>78132290
ballsy in 1991, not so much today apparently

>>78132305
Having kids decreases your T levels.

>>78131975
> so insecure you get offended for OTHER men

Were hugs not allowed in your family?

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>>78132246
>the beta rogan
the chad dana

>>78132246
Rogan is openly gay dumbass

>>78132338
Why does Miesha always look like she doesn't know where she is?

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>>78132355
was that really necessary

remember when /heem/ used to be high test

Who is your favorite feminine male fighter?

>>78132388
nope

>>78132412
cyborg

This is Spain spamming this gay interracial porn.

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>>78132412

This isn't the usual spammer
Fuckin amateur

>>78132447

This dude has the gayest face. How has he not gone trap mode?

TKO 40 co main up now

>Naming your promotion the secondary form of a knockout, a TKO
Why?

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>>78132455
we can hope

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>>78132484
it's pretty good tbqh

>>78132494
so turby is obviously black and we all knew that all ready but I just want to remind everyone that turby is black

>current year
>not wanting to fuck Paulie's sucka

What is wrong with you?

>>78132500
TKOs are better than straight knockouts.

It means you are getting beat so badly a 3rd party has to save you. Like when they had to throw in the towel because rampage beating the shit out of chuck. I liked that way better than his heem in the second fight

>>78130181
spergy do you have a full time job yet?

>>78132523
Canadians know how to do it right, it's a shame the fight commissions in Ontario are fucked, there are no organizations here because of it. Thank God for the French.

>>78132545
They're really not, tho. There's nothing better than a spontaneous KO, like Rumble on Glover, or Barboza on Etim.

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/heem/ is gay I should've known

>>78132566
Does it really matter tho? TKO has a nice ring to it. and ironically enough most of the fights tonight have ended in ko.

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Based (((weasel)))

>>78132581
Not really, no but I could come up with a better name than that.

>>78132566
>>78132545
Submissions > any form of KO

If you disagree you are pleb

>>78132598
>I could come up with a better name than that.

Name me a name them

>>78132617
Bellator

>>78132605
A rare submission is infinitely better than a KO. Something like a twister, or a reverse bulldog choke.

But your run of the mill guillotines/RNCs? Nope.

https://youtu.be/8mP_ht3LU6A

>>78132617
DQ(Knees to grounded opponent)

>>78132605
Nah I would tend to agree with regular heems but there are some ridiculous heems (hendo/bong) that are better than a quick tap

>>78132290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lXUd7VxuSA

joe rogan in an actual fight,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7vP061iqs

>>78132629
what the fuck does bellator that even mean

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>>78132680
NO HEY HEY HEY

>>78132617
World Championship Fighting
Canadian Fighting Championship
Canadian Fighting Federation
Alpha Fighting Championship
World Fighting Alliance

I don't know what to believe on who is more dead mma or boxing. Boxing is deciding a belt in some basement looking shit in hardrock hotel right now.

>>78132698
Fighter in latin

>>78132698
Bellator means 'fight' in Latin.

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>the shout of "olympic gold metalist" for cejudo at the ceramonial weigh ins

>>78132714
>>78132716
Word, I legitimately didn't know this. Thanks.

>>78132706
Alright m8 you win

>>78132629
Bell á Thor

Means heem in italian

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Who else wants to fuck Claudia up the ass while she jerks off her feminine penis?

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>>78132751

>>78132749
>>78132698

spicy banger list?

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>>78132751

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>>78132749
Bella Thorne

Also translate to Lethal Boner

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>sister hotter than gf

ISHYGDDT

>>78132751
I only prefer mma women with talent so its Joanna, Cyborg, and Van Zant are the only women who turn me on.

Also terrible tattoes.

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>>78132751
You just reminded me that every single western artist posted on exhentai draws futa.
Why is the west so gay, bros?

>>78132773
spicybangers.tk has been down for weeks, we are still trying to find out what happened

>>78132790
>Cyborg
>woman

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>>78132790
>vanzant

>>78132746
They started out on some Spanish network so I always thought they picked a Spanish-y sounding name on purpose

>>78132788
dee getting bigg

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>>78132773
Someone needs to make a pastebin

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Who is gonna be the cover boy for UFC 3?

>>78132808
Here is the spreadsheet link:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Kb9DW4KpZlClcUYaQO8pLDnt1BFR18Mb63MvJKxYcA0/pubhtml

CM Punk vs. Jon Jones in a pig farm in Lithuania for $20 PPV. You buy?

>>78132833
Thank you kind sir have an upvote.

>>78132827
Also I followed this list when I first got fightpass, watched everything on it. It's good shit.

>>78132784
I thought that translated to Cocaine & Aids

>>78132843
I will never pay for a UFC PPV

I did pay 500 to go to a UFC in houston and sit behind dwight howard and his shitty mohawk. I feel like that covers me for life

>>78132829
McGregor lol

>Want to watch official Bellator fights but their videos aren't available in my region
Any way I can get passed this without watching shitty quality videos?

>>78132873
Ok the spicybangers.tk link is fixed

>>78132891
like i said, lethal boner

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>>78132829

>>78132829
Unironically Bisping or GSP and Joanna

>>78132915
also heem.tk works as an easy way to get to /heem/

>>78132936
nice

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>>78132915
Wow. Thank you. Legit props to you anon. If only the members of this community weren't so autistic, we could include this link in every op.

Will never know who you are but thank you.

>>78132915
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

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>>78132936
>>78132966
that is nice indeed

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>>78132982
why wont she be cleared until December? was it really a pregnancy?

What was the first time you watched MMA? Be honest

For me, it was Shogun vs Rampage in PRIDE, then I didn't see another event until 121

rizin wanderlei vitor?

TKO main event up now

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>>78133040
For me it was aldo vs mcgregor

>>78133040
first mma I ever saw was random Fedor highlights like 10 years ago

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>GADOOSHES you and relegates you to a never-champion status
What did Robert "The Grim Reaper" Whittaker mean by this when he GADOOSH'd Poocare Pooza?

>>78133040
UFC 30, when Tito Ortiz slammed and headbutted Evan Tanner (PBUH).

lesner vs. someone. I was with a bunch of asian (I am white) and boozing with them. They were fun lads and liked MMA and I was hooked ever since but probably not watching tomorrow.

>>78133116
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>>78133040

>>78133071
This probably got me into MMA too lol

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>>78133040
1997. I'm 12 years old. Pro Wrestling is at it's height. We used to rent tapes every friday night and watch them. One day my friend shows up with UFC tapes. He says it was a big deal because it's so bloody kids are not allowed to rent them but his dad did. That was UFC 9 Shamrock/Severn 1. The second UFC tape we ever rented was Shamrock/Severn 2, that was a big disappointment. So we played some PS1 after an listened to some Spice Girls.

As an aside, we used to have this other friend that dad had a collection of porno tapes. So we used to "borrow" the porn tapes on thursday, and watch them on Friday before our parents came home from work. We used to rent fight tapes, watch porn, thenthe fight tapes, then order pizza. Being 12 in the 90's was great.

Anyways, I wish I was dead.

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>>78133158
damn

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>>78133008

>>78133218

Is Tony Ferguson white?

>>78133040
Can't remember.

Probably some regional event, K-1 or a inoki new year card.

First one I paid proper attention to was Pride 33.

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Hello buddehs. I'm back. IT is pretty terrible BTW

>>78133158
does fapping to Tuss help?

>>78133158
Dude, you're 32. Realistically, you've got another 40-50 years left of your life and then you'll die. I know this doesn't mean much coming from someone on 4chan typing to you, but you only get one chance at living life. It's very, very unique and you must take advantage of every single day you live. Do something you enjoy, then push yourself to do something you don't quite enjoy as much. I know it's cliche, but don't give up. You only get one chance at being alive, so never, never wish you were dead.

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>>78133243
Tuss is a beautiful woman, I would be honored to eat her chubby box every night

>>78130271
There's no way they'd be in the same weight class

>>78133228
a scary latin

>>78133040
UFC 46

>>78133158
you going to 215?

anyone going?

adan lives there but he's barely on

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>>78133265
youre alright my guy. you got shit choice in women but youre alright

>>78133265
so your wife is fat then

>>78133040
Toney-Couture

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>>78133305
>>78133313
I'm not married, also I have good taste in women
thicc brunettes = GOAT

>>78133335
Tuss is about 3 years of american diet passed thicc. Mackenzie is thicc. Tuss is a fatty

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>>78133348
>Tuss is a fatty
you are entitled to your opinion

>>78133236
I tried watching the original and it was too cheesy

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god-tier fight night snacks

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>>78133371
>the most flattering photo of her ever

>>78133392
so why do you have photos of her then?

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>>78133348

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>>78133411
you'd be pretty surprised what mma related things i keep pictures of

>>78132915
Top lad

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>>78132788
>'It’s great to be able to express my creativity through him. Conor is very stylish, always has been. It runs in our family

hmmm whose gonna tell the truth to these slags,Nate maybe

>>78133040
184
And it wasn't for Rousey funnily enough. I was just bored and decided to tune in

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>>78131975
>not having fun and goofing around with a sexy fit lady

>>78133236
I thought IT was supposed to be quite good? Saw some positive reviews

>>78133488
It wasn't terrible. Just meh

>>78131863
Not at all. I never hated him or disliked him, just thought he was a bit overrated because he built his name by beating ancient Brazilians. He is a class act and seems like a good family-oriented person. His chin is probably half deleted at this point, I don't think he'll hold the belt again. But I got no problem with him.

>>78132788
Dee stuck by him when he was a broke loser scamming the welfare office. He'll never again find a woman that he knows, undoubtedly, would love him even if he was a nobody.

>>78133040
The first one i REMEMBER watching was Anderson Silva vs. James Irvin. Pretty sure I watched a handful of UFC events before that though, I just don't remember what they were. The period of time I started watching MMA coincided with when I started drinking, so consequently that time period is a little foggy.

Used to go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my buddy, we were 19 and tried to get served beer every time we went. Sometimes we got served, other times we had to run out to the parking lot and drink a 12 pack out of the trunk of my car. Oh the novelty of drinking when it was illegal to do so

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>>78133257
m8 I am just nostalgic for a different time but you kind words are very much appreciated.

>>78130852
What's in the history books? How he knocked out Rockhold who only lost because he already dismantled Bisping in the first fight?

Or how the moment he got the belt he got a fight against Dan Hendon ranked #14. And then literally talked shit about every possible contender saying they don't deserve to fight him while chasing a GSP fight and begging Dana for it and faking injury after injury.

The history books will call Bisping the Champ who ran from every contender.

Why do people tap to strikes? Why don't they just pretend to be KO'd?

>>78133218
*GAAAAA

>>78133595
He is the UFC middleweight champion and that is in the history books, whether you like it or not. He'll be seen as that gatekeeper who never gave up and became the champion.

>It's another thread full of half naked ugly whores
Jesus fucking christ I hate you horny fucking losers so much. If you want to look at tits or ass or feet or whatever the fuck you're into, why can't you just go watch porn like any normal human being? Fuck, these threads are completely fucking useless at this point. About 25% of the posts are actually about MMA. The other 75% is a combination of thirsty virgins posting ugly WMMA bitches and "haha le ebic Bisking lel xD!". I hate this fucking place.

>>78133594
>3.72mb
>that flag
nigga your mom is gonna beat your ass for wasting all the monthly bandwidth

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>>78133615

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>>78133615
I really hate this about 4chan. I'm trying to cut back on fapping, and every single time I go on this shithole there are lewd thicc and fit women being constantly posted. I honestly can't stand this shit, ya'll are messing with my T-levels and I'm trying to bulk right now.

I'm going to go to BJJ tomorrow morning and get tapped like a bitch all day because you guys put big tiddies and asses in my face until I had to fap and put myself at a low energy disadvantage. Thanks, guys.

>>78133335
not married at 32 what the fuck are you waitin for there bud?

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dude, Mama Ladd is hot as fuck. Aspen must have gotten 100% of her dad's genes

>>78133677
>He thinks nofap actually has any benefits
Lmaoing at your entire existence right now

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>>78133706
i know the tits are fake but how is her mom this much more attractive than her at like 25+ years advantage

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>>78133615

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>>78133677
Don't blame us for your struggles, anon

>Aspen Ladd

>>78133739
>is

>>78133739
I know, why not Denver Ladd or something?

>>78133595
Shambles

>>78133733
no hips

>>78132784
god I hate those bull nose piercings

the

you guys are fuckin weird boys

>>78130181
anyone want to watch sloppy malay HW fights?
http://malaysianinvasion.com/event/league-3/

>>78133773
>a man

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>>78133822
>http://malaysianinvasion.com/event/league-3/
that's low-budget as fuck, i like it