/nfl/ general - Loins-Chefs OWL edition

first for cle

I hope you losers don't actually contribute any monetary value to this nigger filled anti-cop ""spoort""

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Who /winningthedivision/ here?

>pic related

>>78129887
>one away from digits

Bungles win the division

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>>78129918
>quarterback
>most intellectual position in all of sports
>all the good ones (except Warren Moon) are white

I'm surprised /pol/ doesn't like football

This was linked first

>>78129985
New
>>78129985
>>78129985

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>>78129920

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>>78129975
>warn moon was good
LUL

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>>78130162
Oh, hey Andy.

>>78130221
Damn, Rivers looks like THAT?!

>>78130162
>who are the Buncos
>who are the Raiders

Seahawks taking the West - we comin for that ass Brady. No throwing in the red this time.

>>78130162
KC vs SEA SB? Another AFC West battle from the past? Fuck yea make it happen football gods!

>>78130215
If you make the Pro Bowl at age 40, you're good

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>0-1

>>78130379
Remember when everyone was convinced they'd go 16-0?

Oh how the proud have fallen

Punished Carr isn't actually Derek, it's his stand-in, while the real Derek fights off terrorists

>>78130315
probowl isn't a measure of talent, it's a popularity contest

just look at this stats, he's a pretty mediocre QB, definitely not top 10 all time unless you take his race into consideration. he, or McNabb, were by far the best black QBs to ever play the position

>>78130404
>devout Christian
>not a mobile meme

Is Carr Teboq 2.0?

>>78130285
Are you serious? They'll both be competing for second place.

>>78129985

REAL THREAD

>>78129985

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The 2017-18 Cowboys Checklist:
>Top 10 run D
>Top 12 secondary
>Top 5 offense
>28+ ppg
>10+ wins
>2500+ rushing yards
>1st place in Division
>Playoff win(s)
>6+ probowlers
>a ROTY candidate/winner
>Dez 1000+ yards 10+ touchdowns
>Dak 3600+ yards 30+ touchdowns <9 INTs 67.9+ cmp%
>Taco 7.5+ sacks
>Secondary combines for 12+ interceptions and 70+ defended passes

You guys better be prepared. Dak and the passing game is going to be better than last year, the defense is going to be better. The Defensive front 7 is going to be better, they were already a low key Top 10 defense in 2016 and now with Jaylon Smith and a secondary that can actually make plays on the ball they are projecting up.
Dak played practically all season last year with a #1 WR that was injured for most of the season. Now that Dez is fully healthy, and he and Dak have even MORE chemistry this Cowboys offense could be THE BEST in the league in 2017. Look for Dak to be another MVP finalist as he leads the Cowboys to a possible Superbowl.
The Cowboys Dynasty is coming back, don't cry when I say "I told you so" All you naysayers still living in 2011 have no idea the ammount of gloating and shitposting I am about to do this season. I will be savoring all of your strawmans and logical fallacies as you scramble to make excuses on why you have been so wrong about the Cowboys. It will be delicious.
Cowboys may not win a Superbowl this upcoming season, and that's fine, they are afterall one of the youngest teams in the NFL and making an NFCCG appearance would leave me satisfied. But if they do win the Superbowl holy shit am I going to enjoy reading the excuses in this general.

NFC East
Eli Manning 64% 28 TDs 17 INTs 4,500 yards
Kirk Cosuins 65% 29 TDs 10 INTS 4,600 yards
Carson Wentz 60% 24 TDs 15 INTs 4,000 yards
Dak Prescott 69% 30 TDs 7 INTs 4,300 yards

>>78130444
>digits

Can't argue with that

>>78130379
I feel for the Saints - they don't deserve what's coming their way week two.

That's the face of pure hatred for all living objects. If it weren't for football, he would be out buying ammo and planning a visit to Kansas City.

Fuck it, just recycle a thread

>>78130459
"no"

>>78130221
these pics always make me kek

>>78130402
They haven't fallen yet. They've only BEGUN to fall. This fucking ride to sports hell isn't over!

>>78130484
>Punished Brady comes out of the tunnel
>throws a pick on his first play
>detonates his suicide vest

>>78130475
Screencapped for future lols

See you again in 17 weeks

>>78130532
And that was how the world became a better place for everyone!

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>>78130444
trips confirm KC wins the west

>>78130532
This implies the real brady is working on something more serious and had time to brainwash someone, Garaopolo?

>>78130379
>punished Bertie

>>78130434
Warren Moon also played in the CFL. He's fifth in passing yards of all time if you factor that in

>>78130295
Yea cause having fat ass cheesecake Lacy run it will certainly work out well.

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>>78130566
>Brady is bane
>Garop is the hired gun with a lotta loyalty

>>78130379
this looks like blue steel

>>78130475
Man Tiki this is the best copypasta of the year so far you should have posted it more

t. Tiki

>very blatant samefagging
what did he mean by this?

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>>78130658
>what did he mean by this

can anything get better this season than what we witnessed last night, just give the chiefs the owl. I still feel so euphoric

>>78130688
>>78130797
>what did he mean by this?
what did they mean by this

>>78130285
I'll take "teams the chiefs swept in 2016", Alex

>Your Team
>Final Record Prediction
>Matchup you're most hype for

Vikings
12-7
Xavier Rhodes vs Antonio Brown

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>>78130848
I'm an Iggles fan who still wants Andy to overcome his bizarre clock management problems to finally win the Big One.

>>78130923
>final record
>12-7

Anon, I...

>>78131015

10-6, win WC and DIV lose NFCCG

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>mfw drafted McFadden

>>78131149
>Bradford can take a team to the NFCCG

I'm glad that you believe in your team

>who made a claim on Calvin Pryor?

Ufc or Bellator

>>78130379
He's thinking about how he's going bald.

>>78130475

Switzer & Beasley are the new Edeljew & Amendolel

>>78131343
>my feet hurt
Someone needs to do one of those edits with this.

>>78131401
>I wonder what Antonio's up to
>I don't like this stadium, I want to go back to San Diego
>Eli's not that great
>I should be home with my kids

Yes please

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Friendly reminder that no real patriots fan is even remotely worried about this season

>>78132745
>no real patriots fan
>real patriots fan
>real
>implying real Cheatriots "fans" even exist
That's some tinfoil-hat-tier shit right there, Bombstonite.

>>78130379
I think the real morale killer for the team is Brady constantly shits on his teammates if they fuck up. But during the play he threw the ball past the line of scrimmage, he just did a retarded 'silly me' smile. Unlike Payton Manning, Brady doesn't inspire leadership and the best out of his men.

>>78130444
If Carr can solve the Chief's secondary, the division belongs to the Raiders.

Which hyped up team is the Seahawks going to put down this season?

Hey guys.

That opening game didn't happen, right?

It was in an alternate universe, right? This season was supposed to be the one where Brady goes out guns blazing 19-0 and retiring with his sixth ring.

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TURNED MYSELF INTO AN MVP, MARTY!
BOOM! BIG REVEAL!
I'M MVP RODGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are the sleeper teams this year? Saints?

>>78140920
Why do the Puckers make it so easy to make fun of them

>>78140934
Rams.They're going to pull a fast one and bump the Seacucks out of the playoff race by one game. Their fans will shit up the board for a while, but will get slaughtered in the playoffs, bringing us back to reality.

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Tim Bradley is finished

>>78140774
Brady has started the transition from 2013 Manning to 2015 Manning. I still think he'll get a sixth, but he's gonna end up as a liability on the team

>>78135703
That's why BeliCheat is there, to give his patented stare-down and crack the whip, so Tickle Boobies doesn't have to.

>>78140774
sorry man this is reality, Patriots are losers who thought they didn't even have to try to beat Kansas City

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>tfw bladder has been aching all week but the UTI meds say only to use them for two days

>>78131263
Bradford is gonna win the Owl this year

>>78135703
Brady is a real piece of shit

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OUR YEAR
U
R

Y
E
A
R

>>78144445
>so close to quints

Maybe next year

>>78144445
Swing and a miss

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>>78131199
>friend took mcfadden in the 5th to spite me after i took zeke in the second

>>78130923

>Broncos
>10-6
>Trevor Siemian vs. Gravity

>>78130923
Aints
8-8
Lattimore vs Cooks or Julio

Dan Quinn is an elite HC

What college kids are you hoping your team drafts?

>DAL: Zeke granted temporary restraining order, likely to play all season
How is being impeded of having contact and being ruined by a thot any sort of punishment?

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Aaron, we're coming for the week one win.

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Post YFW Zeke never gets suspended and Jewdell gets BTFO when the Cowboys win the Superbowl

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>>78130923
Jags
4-12
Jalen Ramsey vs Antonio Brown

>>78147131
>“The question before the Court is merely whether Elliott received a fundamentally fair hearing before the arbitrator,” Mazzant wrote. “The answer is he did not. The Court finds, based upon the injunction standard, that Elliott was denied a fundamentally fair hearing by Henderson’s refusal to allow Thompson and Goodell to testify at the arbitration hearing.”

>“The NFL’s actions demonstrate that from the very beginning of the decision-making process, a cloud of fundamental unfairness followed Elliott. Unfortunately, this cloud followed Elliott into the arbitration proceedings. The arbitration record shows that the NFL, at the very least, turned a blind eye to Roberts’s dissenting opinion. This entire set of circumstances was put in front of Henderson.”

>>78130379
Feels good after that kickoff show spent the entire time stating how the patriots were the greatest team in the history of sports and no mere mortal team like the chiefs could have a hope to beat them.

>>78147062
Saquon Barkley

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Is Joe Flacco still elite?

>>78147584
Was he ever?

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Can someone explain this to me?

>>78147846

People trying to beat traffic.

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Who here ready to restore sanity back in our division?

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>>78147944
Right behind ya, Cam, this 7-9 bullshit has gone on for too long.

>>78147944
>>78147962
Groundhog Day (not the movie): The division

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>>78147584
https://youtu.be/C10IofygVvo?t=6s

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>>78147944
i hope cam finishes with anoter 52% completion percentage

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who here is /1-0/ tomorrow?
not so fast patriots or seahawks

>>78130923
Clots
Luck will be back sooner than people expect. 10-6
Andrew Luck vs Xecucks defense

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>>78148105
Aaron, the week one win.

>>78147584
>>78148002
how can you enjoy this shit?

srsly kill urselfs weebs

>>78148105
Aaron Rodgers won't call me back. Fuck your gays butthole team. Go Patriots!

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Is it bad to really, really hope that the Jaguars team gets killed in a hurricane related plane crash just so we can have an expansion draft and start over again?

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Prepare thyselves

>>78148254
Yes
Your franchise has been running itself into the ground for years, wouldn't be fair to just start from scratch and poach players from other teams
You made your bed, now you have to lie in

>>78147584
No but this is the year he makes that question relevant again.

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Oh hey there, Bruce.

>>78130923
Coolts
10-6
Steelers

>>78147846
Average Patriots fans

>>78140596
GB, tomorrow.

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>Glennon throws more picks than TDs tomorrow

>>78148933
that's a good thing
it means Mitchell Trubitchski will get a shot sooner rather than later

wtf I love Artie Lange now

https://youtu.be/cWaz-LvTfIc

>>78140596
themselves

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>>78149119
Joe Montana never lost to the Chiefs, Ravens, Jags or Texans in his career.

Montana is the GOAT

>>78147846

It's 12:14 a.m. on a Thursday night and the chefs have just put up a 21-0 4th quarter run featuring a drive of 2 plays, 79 yards

>>78147846
Patriot fans are fake as fuck

>>78149245

>Being so engorged with Pats hate that you unironically shill a QB who was out of the league before your 'favorite' team existed

>>78149342

What's up, fake Old Bay? I never see you in O's gamethreads anymore :(

>your team
>your regular season record prediction
>who you voted for in the previous presidential election
>your max bench press

Patriots
15-1
Hillary
65 pounds

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>>78149105
Joe Buck got roasted by a fat drug addict

my fucking sides.

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>>78149442

>Pats
>15-1
>abstained
>475

>>78149442
>65 lbs

Oh hai Spongebob

>>78149517

What's up fake Old Bay? I never see you in O's gamethreads anymore :(

>>78149442
Colts
2-14
Darrell Castle
2 plate (225 pounds) but getting better every week

>>78130923
Tits
9-7
vs. Raiders tomorrow, actually. Should be a fun game.

>>78149442
Raiders
11-5
Gary Johnson (semi-ironically)
No clue; don't lift regularly

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>>78149354
>this buttmad that Montana is better than Brady

>impersonating a trip

>>78149105
holy shit fucking rekt

>>78130923
Raiders
11-5
SNF vs. Dallas, vs. Patriots @ Mexico, or Christmas night @ Philadelphia

>>78149442
pack
12-4
trump (wouldve voted for rand if he didnt drop out)
idk

>>78130923
Colts
2-14
Showdown with browns that will likely determine who gets the #2 pick next year

>>78149636
>>78149612

>not posting in the O's gamethreads or even watching the O's anymore because they're not a competitive team

>>78149612

>one had Jerry Rice
>other had David Givens

>>78131476

I love the details in your post anon top kek spot on

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/09/09/steelers-sign-stephen-tuitt-to-six-year-deal/

*breaths deep HAHAHAHAHAHAHABABABABABABABABAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78149750
Jerry Rice didnt enter the NFL until 1985 dipshit.

>>78147846
Bandwagoners.

>>78149442
Patriots
14-2 but with a Super Bowl win
Hillary Clinton, Drumpf is not my president but I would have voted Obama a third time if possible
Lifting weights is for barbarians, I prefer to exercise my MIND with intelligent books like Game of thrones, you steeple wouldn't understand me and my intelligent, wicked sense of humour

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>>78149807
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.baltimorebeatdown.com/platform/amp/2017/7/6/15926546/ravens-nest-bad-contracts-have-caught-up-to-the-ravens-perriman-flacco-dumervil

>>78149829

So Joe Montana didn't have Rice for any of his Super Bowl victories?

What kind of revisionist history are they teaching you in Maryland?

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>>78149105

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>>78149870
So you only read the first book in GRRM's series?

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>your team
>what u love
>what u hate


-Seahawks

-diversity, and my NFL hero ColinX

-toxic masculinity and racism of NFL

>>78149902
So Tom Brady had David Givens as his main WR every superbowl? What kind of revisionist history are they teaching you in the People's Republic of New England states?

>>78150045
>patriots
>big throbbing cocks
>people who follow the rules

>>78130402
>when anything less than 19-0 is a failure
>chefs hate America

When did the NFL become WWF?

>>78150047

Givens was his best postseason target -- please accept my apologies; I forgot that you don't typically watch the NFL postseason

>>78150190
Underrated post.

Gonna get comfy and watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwZo1Qh7h9g

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how do I achieve smeth mode?

>>78150190
>who is Deon Branch
>who is Gronk

>>78150190
Says the patriots "fan" who started watching in 2015

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>>78149442
>>78149870


>Tfw there are actual people in America that watch CNN/ESPN and think they are the "smart informed good people"
>Tfw these are rhe same "smart" people that Hillary told a green frog is a Na-Si. The same people that listen to Colbert, Colin Kaepernick, Michael Bennett about BlackLiesMatter


Meaning, nothing but herded sheeeep.

>Can't believe many of these peeps are actual "Patriots" fans too like pic related

>>78150311

Givens had 7 td receptions in 8 playoff games

Branch had 4 td receptions in 17 playoff games

>>78150338
Actually I started watching during Super Bowl last year.

>>78150190
Old Gay BTFO

>>78150366
>m-muh TD's
Fucking casual

>>78150311
>>78150338

Put your trip back on Old Bay, it's OK, we all get btfo at some point

>>78150362
>post reported

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>>78150385

>plays which produce 6 points (the most a team is capable of earning on a single play) are not a reliable indicator of individual player performance

>>78150390
Hes not Old Bay, I'm Old Bay

>>78150390
Why is old bay the worst trip on this board?

>>78150425
>I'm Old Bay

Impossible, I'm Old Bay.

>>78150418
>do nothing the whole game except a 3 yard TD
>more important than a guy with 10 receptions for over 100 yards
The city of you. Guess teams should just draft a bunch of big slow guys since the only thing that matters is the red zone right?

>>78150413

Snitches get stitches nigga. And pic is perfectly meme related, and Football too since Trump is a Patriots friend and supporter. Plus ColinX and Hillary related too. I think she bandwaggon the Failcons too.


I reported you for false reporting and racism since I am a POC

>>78150433
Me

>>78150529
Big whoop. Kiss the motherfucking RINGS!!!!!!

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>>78150565
You don't own Super Bowl rings.

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>>78150492

>when Old Bay removes xis trip and moves the goalposts to deflect his 46th consecutive defeat in Brady vs Montana debate

>>78150362
You realize Fagachusetts and Jew England voted overwhelmingly libtard right? Pats players may be trump supporters but their fans are overwhelmingly cucks

>>78149984
I thought I was the only litizen on sp

>>78150640
Do too. I own REPLICA rings. So kiss them.

So does anyone here play Madden?

>>78150665
So fake rings you bought instead of won?

>>78150045
-Packers
-hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death, punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple (cool kind not gay kind)
-niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my fuckin deviantart you peace of shit, trent razner, short nails, khaoskid663 (mega ass-faggot), sunshine, life, my dad, foo

>>78150684
Yeah, I bought them so I'm like a member of the team. I'm the 12th man.

>>78150641
>le oldbay boogyman

Hes not oldbay, I am.

>>78149105
I kek'd

the more you faggots keep talking about old gay the more he is inclined to come back
just shut the fuck up about him and he'll go away

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>>78150190

Will Old Nay ever recover?

>>78150754
i bought a bowling championship trophy. i have never bowled a day in my life. i bought the trophy just to brag.

>>78150816

>guys pls stop making fun of me i swear i'll stop shitting up the general with my terrible and repetitive banter and weird out of place montana shilling pls just stop pls

>>78149984

>Wuthering Heights
>Shit-tier

AYO HOL UP

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>>78150850
nice

>>78150850
I've never even watched football I just buy the rings every year.

>>78150883
the whole chart is a joke...

>>78150873
Thats a good impression of anon when old bay blows him the fuck out of every thread

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>>78149105

>>78150641
Wmhe never shills for Montana dumbass. He says Unitas is better than Brady. And hes right.

>>78150270
give /fit/ a visit

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>>78147962
>>78147944
You geezers are done. Enjoy an early off-season while we win another owl

>>78151087
>name drops Bobo

Opie and Anthony always living in Howard's head.

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>>78150362

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>>78149984

>tfw ive read all the God, high, and middle tier, and own all of them joints too.


Thats why im the GOAT /sp/ poster. I love you Tom Bradeeeee!

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>>78147178
>that goal line stop against david johnson

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>>78151301

She also bandwaggon dem dirty birds a few days before the OWL, to get the "culture" vote of Atlanta

>>78130923
Steelers
11-5
Steelers vs Green Bay

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>>78147962
Shut the fuck up with this "m-muh elite qb" meme. The only reason people think Drew is any good is because his stats are all inflated from shit tons of screens and wheel routes instead of actually handing the ball off, and this is usually during garbage time after he throws a shit ton of interceptions. You faggots always say Brady is only good because of Belichick, but completely ignore that Brees is only able to thrive under Sean "Bounty" Payton's system and was only ever average in San Diego. Retards like you are turning this board into a /b/-tier shithole. Go play in traffic you pathetic faggot.

>>78151854
Angry Falcucks fan detected.

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>>78151854
>being this asshurt about a professional athlete

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>>78151627
Whatever you say

>>78151854
Obvious false flag

Why is Seahawks @Packers a late afternoon game instead of a primetime game?

>TNF Chiefs @Pats
Season opener with the Super Bowl winner and a good game
>SNF Giants @Cowboys
Understandable
>MNF 1- Saints @Vikings
?
>MNF 2- Chargers @Broncos
?????

>>78152276

>Saints vs. Vikings

Adrian Peterson's first game as a Saint against his former team

>Chargers/Broncos

"muh LA"

>>78152276
>MNF 1- Saints @Vikings
one of the biggest names at rb in the last decade faces off against his old team
probably should've been a 1pm but if there's any network that loves overplaying shitty storylines it's espn

http://topkek1.imgur.com

>>78152276
Chargers/Broncos is just something to please the west coast subhumans.

>>78152359
>>78152383

Adrian Peterson signed with the Saints four days after the schedule was released. NFL probably lucked into that one.

>>78152359
>Adrian Peterson


Will he light up the Vikings? I say that nigga still got some juice in dem knees. Y'all at /sp/ say he done tho.

>>78152276
I thought Puckers/Hawks would've made a better SNF game.

>>78152544
The Saints are going to over rely on him and it'll cost them the game, cap this

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Is there a single NFL player or head coach that you believe you could take in a one-on-one cage fight to the death?

The only rule is: no weapons.

Whats up with the hue monkey posting in every single football thread?

>>78152676
the same could be asked about you

>>78152663
I like my odds against Steve Gleason or Issiah Pead

>Janikowski

F

>>78152742
Most overrated player ever

>>78152712
Sorry, current players only. You can't have Tom Coughlin either.

>>78152791
Oh then Tom Brady, Odell Beckham and every kicker.

>>78130923
Browsn
1-15
Gregg Williams vs. every offense when he becomes interim HC and starts paying his players for opponent kills

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is there anything more comfy than winning the thursday night game and having all day sunday to watch NFL redzone

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>bears sign a 4 year extension with Akiem Hicks

I know it doesnt seem like much to other football teams, but it feels really good for the Bears to finally get some FAs that were worth keeping around and extending.
Had 15 years of shitty draft picks that didnt pan out and FA pickups who were complete and utter shit and gone within a year or two.

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>>78152828
Brady probably has elite punching strength and an iron chin. OBJ has a twink slut body but he's agile and has a decent chin.
As for the kickers, they would probably be a decent bet, but even Old Man Vinatieri has that thick neck and big traps.

How /fit/ are you? I reckon even Cairo Santos is tough enough to beat 70%-80% of men.

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>>78152846

Enjoy it while it last nigga. For thats all you get. You aint winning the division my nigga.


>pic related

>>78152936
Stop posting land whales

>>78152952
>yardbarker
>token dingbat fans

With that said, I wonder when Brady is going to drop off. Its going to just happen in a split second just like Manning and Favre did.

>>78152952

Fake News by obvious liberal tranny sports "journalist" trying to stir shit up and get clicks.

>>78149105
I think this is the first time Artie actually made me laugh, fucking brutal

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>>78149442
>Giants
>13-3
>Libertarian Party Candidate who could not look sane for five fucking minutes
>150

>>78152936
that's a really shitty photoshop attempt

>>78152846
>watching any other team than the Chief play

wew, I want the NFL to die. I only watch the Chiefs because they have the best memes.

Was anyone actually offended by the NFL's tweet about that Mexicam earthquake or was that just Mike Florio being a faggot, trying to stir the pot?

>Angry Tom Brady
>Underdog Eli Manning
>Unemployment-Fearful Alex Smith
>Dome Brees
>Last-Play-Before-Halftime Aaron Rodgers
>About-To-Lose Matt Stafford

who you got

>>78153149
How much time is left?

>>78153017
He was funny as shit when Artie, Jim Norton, and Andy Cumia went on the Fixing Joe Matarese podcast. Matarese is a hack comedian and they spent the whole hour just bashing the shit out of him on his own shitty show.

He took the video off youtube because it made him look bad, he left just the audio up but it doesnt do it justice.

>>78153149
Obviously Alex Smith. If the season ended today he'd be MVP hands down.

>>78153163
00:30 in 4th quarter, 3rd and 8 on their own 45 yard line. They need a TD to win the game.

>>78153149
Dome babby in dome

>>78153149
Stafford for maximum kek and superior memes

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>>78149442
Eagles
8-8
Trumpster
185 lbs

>>78153193
>00:30 in 4th quarter, 3rd and 8 on their own 45 yard line. They need a TD to win the game.

Definitely Stafford

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>>78152967
>>78153039

>landwhales

>and he thinks women wanting to brand themselves with the GOAT Patriots logo is "photoshopped"


>niggas have never dated stippers or MILFs with real women curves that will curl your toes

>>78152557
It probably would, but Cowboys bandwagon strong

>>78152276
>Chiefs @Pats
That was a SNF game on Thursday.

>Saints @Vikings
Saints will be playing there in SB, seems like a good preview.

>Chargers @Broncos
Chargers are a newly relocated team who NEEDS fans. NFL NEEDS to capture LA. They're also quite good IMO. Last year they dropped off after losing will following unfortunate losses.

>>78153106

The Earthquake was in Mexico, so it was a Mexican quake. Nothing wrong with it unless a PC liberal tranny

?????

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/antonio-cromartie%E2%80%99s-wife-had-his-14th-child-%E2%80%93-her-third-since-his-vasectomy/ar-AArvT7i

>>78153324
quiverfull christians

>>78153324
sometimes it doesn't work

how fucked are the Chiefs without Berry now (again)?

>>78149442
>Patriots
>13-3
>Bernie
>70 lbs.

>>78153354
Pretty fucked. The defense already looked like dogshit a lot last year, and this can only make it worse. At least we still have Smeth memes.

>>78149442
Packers
14-2
Mah nigga Trump
dunno ive never tried.

>>78149442
49ers
2-14
Jill Stein (as a meme, live in California)
250

>>78153193
aaron rodgers no doubt, he is the hail mary king

When's the last time Brady had a game with no TDs (bonus: and no picks)? For how bad he looked all night long, he didn't make many "mistakes" other than overthrowing everyone and their brother.

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>>78153324

Has like 14 kids. Doesnt even know all their names. Most likely will be raised fatherless anyways. Doesnt give fuks about being responsible or accountable.

>>78153193
carr or stafford

>>78153506
Carr

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Greetings /spartans/, I haven't been around for quite awhile. Last time I was here there was a tripfag named holymeow that was a thing.

Anyways I wanted advice, is there no such thing as a good sports app for android? I've tried every single major one, they all suck major ass, is it actually just easier to open up a browser and search?

Also I'm throwing at least $500 on that -7 Atlanta line, falcons will put up 30 easily, Chicago might score a field goal.

Cheers m8s.

>>78152663
MAYBE Belichick, I'd have to run and keep him at distance.
Carroll is also 65 but still too energetic for me.

>>78153493
I found it odd that he had a vascetomy and still had 3 kids. Seems like cuckoldry if you ask me.

>>78153534
#realtalk?
just use /r/nfl for headlines, dont install spyware onto your cell phone for nfl headlines

>>78153537
They dont do snips anymore, they tie.
It allows you to come back if you want, but it obviously doesnt work as well

>>78153551
I'm more looking for something that will display all the scores at once and also easily let me review drives.

What are the odds of BLM agitators causing trouble for game-goers tomorrow because >muh Kaep?

>>78153591
Slim to none

>>78152926
>Old Man Vinatieri has that thick neck and big traps
He's also a bowhunter and owns hundreds of guns so you know he wouldn't fuck about.

I support the Patriots.

>>78153591
not likely but I will hope for it.

Kaep is a forced meme and deep down everyone knows why he is not in NFL: Being a medicore QB

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>>78153193

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Time to shine Giorgio Tavecchio. This is your shot to prove you are Seabass's successor

>>78153174
Nobody would even know who Matarese was if it weren't for those assholes.

>>78153713
Seabass is a legend. I think he's tied for second longest field goal ever

>>78153713
didn't he hold out for a new contract and got it like 2 days ago. Lul, Seabass just cucked the raiders. Love that guy.

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>>78153793
actually it was a pay cut

>Pats in last place in the ENTIRE LEAGUE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOM BRADY IS COOKED
MADDEN CURSE CONFIRMED
CAREER OVER
THANK YOU BASED MADDEN

>>78154105
Will Belichick EVER recover?

>>78153713
how the fuck does a kicker injure his back?
I don't care if he's like 200 how does that happen?

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I can see Pats going 0-5 to start off the season but it'd use up half of meme magic season supply.

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>>78154105
hmmm

>>78154184
2nd highest scoring offense though

>>78154157
>losing to the Saints
come on now, you need a competent defense to beat New England
1-4 start could certainly happen

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I need the dankest bird team memes you have!

>>78154208
28-3

>Lamar Jackson, Sam Dahnold, and Josh Rosen all eligible for the 2018 NFL draft
>yfw the Jest pick Trace McSorley instead

>>78154127
>being this dumb

>>78154191
yeah but
>worst scoring defense
>worst defense by yards allowed
>last in the ENTIRE LEAGUE
>no Edelman
face it, the Pats are DONE

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See you cucks in the playoffs

>Pats to re-sign Ninkovitch

Not sure how I feel about this tbqh

The Patriots have lost three previous season openers during the Tom Brady era (’01, ’03, ’14). They won the Super Bowl all three times

>>78154401
I don't know why they never showed the replays of that last night.

>>78154450
K

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My nigga Dak going ham on the nfl this year boys

>>78154450
>01
wasn't Bledsoe in for that game?

is Alex Smith better than Tom Brady?

>>78154638
Judging by week 1? Yes.
I seriously doubt that remains the case.

>>78129871
Here's to hoping theres there's a whole mess of good running backs in next year's draft so Barkly falls to the eagles

>>78154545
MY
NIGGA
KELVIN
BENJY
TRYN TA MAKE ENDS MEET
AINT NO TELLIN WAT HE DO
FO DA PAPER

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DAK ON EM

>>78154995
Dak should go back to Mississippi State and make them compete better. I preferred Romo.

>>78153193
Stafford or Rodgers

>>78155224
I honestly cant think of one situation I would ever even consider Stafford over Rodgers, even outside of football

>>78153469
Overthrowing is a pretty big deal

>>78155256
Beer run, Stafford would bring more than you asked for. It'd be bad beer but at least there would be enough.

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>>78154231
Wouldn't be the first time

>Dan Marino, Jim Kelly, and John Elway in the same draft class
>Jets pick Ken O'Brien