/cric/

WALKGOD LMAO wogs eternally btfo
saw a fat fuck yesterday told her
>hey girl
>eh
>you are a wicket
then i ran away lmao

>>78126969
what do the cricket community in brazil think of chile? do they fear them?

>>78127056
>cricket community
You mean the two autists in 4chan who watch it, right?

>>78127083
yes

lol at based essex with a cheeky 1st innings declaration to shut out Lancashire in the points race

based saxson

tipping blackwood for a crafty 0 in the morning

tipping myself to masturbate soon

i feel a lot more inclined to shitpost when it's a fresh thread than i do when we're nearing the end of one

Mitchell spent three teenage years in Harare, when Geoff was coach of Zimbabwe and that is why I like him.I hope he fights back for his place in the national team.At Harare Sports club in 2014,he clobbered Dale Steyn for 3 massive sixes in one over and to date it is one of my most memorable cricket matches.Days later Zimbabwe beat the Aussies for the first time in 31 years

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who's the biggest cricketer ever? for me it's inzamam ul fat

>>78128119
he's rivalled by rakheem cornwall

>>78126969
fuck off from my general cunt

off to the tennis thread goodnight

really think Guyana should be used as a staging platform to spread cricket in Brazil

but realistically cricket is only going to spread in the countries that may one day end up in India's sphere of influence. So the Maldives and Burma

>>78129570
am surprised suriname arent a little stronger

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>>78128119
>>78128203
>>78128703

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>blocks your path

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJyNei-ypgM&feature=youtu.be

bevan's daughter lads

>>78131366
kek wkek what the fuck is that actually michael bevan what is this gay shit
enough internet for me today i think

>>78130118
once yelled out "fat shit" to him during a shield game and he told me to fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YFVw0kWeuk

reckon Israel is ready for cricket

UAE v Israel

picture it lads

Neil Douglas McKenzie

Born November 24, 1975, Johannesburg, Transvaal

Current age 41 years 289 days

Major teams South Africa, Barbados Tridents, Durham, Gauteng, Hampshire, Lions, Northerns, Transvaal

Batting style Right-hand bat

Bowling style Right-arm medium

Education King Edward VII, RAU

Relation Father - KA McKenzie

>>78133886
Iran, Syria or Lebanon would be far more interesting

The Gulf Arabs and Kikes are borderline allies

>>78134079
Lebanese cricket could be good yeah
Israel actually does have cricket players though and there's no risk of it being flooded by subcontinentals like every other team

>>78131366
https://www.instagram.com/p/BW_21eWBafU
based Bev delivering the goods

would love to slide in Langer's daughter

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is Liv, dare I say it, /ourgirl/ ?

about to gift Daniel reddit gold ama

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>>78135030
are you the lad who knew her from school?

>>78135250
Why is my cricket knowledge so unparalleled?

>>78135010
One of my friends went to school with her, apparently she sleeps around a lot

would you lads rate anderson in the same bracket as mcgrath? if not who is in each of their respective brackets whether they are GOAT tier/quasi GOAT tier.etc.

>>78136008
NO

>>78136008
and by who I mean fast bowlers

>>78136008
This guy has been the primary beneficiary of the Sky Sports era with 3-test home series against Sri Lanka and New Zealand every second year.
Cannot wait for him to bring up a trifecta of whitewashes later this year.

>>78136008
Nope. Would probably put Anderson around Chaminda Vaas in tests tier. Maybe slightly better.

>>78136008
not even close
anderson has 330 wickets at 24.58 at home and 149 wickets at 35.36 away from home
mcgrath has 289 wickets at 22.43 at home and 260 at 21.43 away from home
for reference even ashwin has a lower differential between his home and away averages than blanderson

>>78136139
plus McGrath had to compete with the greatest wicket taker of all time for wickets

>>78136146
second greatest I mean

okay then who would you guys put in the top tier of fast bowlers above anderson

going off the modern era
>Top Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee

>2nd Tier
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
Fraud
Ambrose
Thomson

>3rd Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
McDermott
Bond
Bishop

>>78136139
>and 149 wickets at 35.36 away from home

probably going to be edging 40 by the end of the summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ge3LPjChcM&t=106s

>>78136164
>Anderson
>in the same tier as AMBROSE (arguably the best of all) and Waqar

Lobotomise YOURself

>>78136188
>Ambrose (arguably the best of all)
lmao

>>78136164
that 2nd tier
???

>>78136164
looks alright 2bh except
>no pollock
>no philander

actually what the fuck did I do I didn't mean for Fraud and Anderson to be in there, Tbh Fraud shouldn't be in at all

revised without me being a dumb cunt

>Top Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee

>2nd Tier
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
McDermott
Ambrose
Thomson

>3rd Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
Bond
Bishop
Anderson

>>78136213
well bread does have a lower average than vaas he deserves to be in that bracket

>>78136228
>>78136207

>>78136234
"no"

11 posters! Loling @this poomunity.

/hoc/ rules, /cric/ drools.

Where's this game being played?

>>78136247
shan't rate Philander just yet although I do think he's a gun
Pollock makes it into the second tier

>>78136264
couple of hours

>>78136228
>no Botham

into the trash it goes

>>78136249
substantiate your claims

>>78136255
10 posts per poster or less is the gold standard it's been said before

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-loCuBm5q0

found MrFuckFace's facebook and currently having a gander

>>78136274
I said where not when

>>78136283
yeah and I gave you the temporal location mate

turns out there is a MrsFuckFace

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>>78136255
pic related

>>78136281
gotta link ?

>>78136287
But I want the actual location, not the temporal location

"Look grumpy
Insta saw first
Tagging later "

>>78136295
England then mate

>>78136303
You're a cunt, mate

>>78136316
don't see how

>>78136275
>substantiate your claims
well you see he's a bit shit
>>no Botham
>le take wickets off trash man

Poo peeland will unironically get blacked in December

when's the next Poo Peeland game anyway, almost forgot they played cricket

far more accurate assessment from someone who actually understands fast bowling:

>top tier
Lillee
Marshall
Ambrose
Steyn
Wasim

>2nd tier
Holding
McGrath
Garner
Walsh
Roberts
Waqar
Hadlee
Donald
Imran

>3rd tier
Kapil Dev
Bond
Pollock
Philander
Harris
Croft
Thomson

>4th tier
Willis
Ntini
Gillespie
Clark
Johnson
Broad
McDermott
Reid


...


...


>bang average trundlers
>Siddle
>Anderson

>GOAT Tier
Lillee
Akram
McGrath
Walsh
Holding
Marshall
Steyn
Donald
Garner
Hadlee

>God Tier
Shaun Pollock
Waqar Younis
Vaas
Anderson
McDermott
Ambrose
Thomson

>Good Tier
Kapil Dev
Lee
Imran Khan
Bond
Bishop
Broad
Botham


any objections

>>78136369
nah reckon this is wrong and I was right

>>78136379
yeah botham being on and anderson being that high

>>78136369
>McGrath
>not in goat tier

uhhmm no sweaty xx

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>Anderson only has good away stats in the West Indies and the UAE

>unironically ranking players you didn't watch
>
also zaheer khan has 300 wickets and 200 of them were away from home
reckon he'd be touching 400 easy if he born in an anglo country

>>78136417
don't reckon he was that good though

>>78136431
>32 average

yup

>>78136446
yeah tbf he was playing most of his cricket in india

cricket is gay and boring
have a word with yourselves lads

>>78136379
talk about details later but is anyone on that list that unanimously doesn't deserve to be there or is there anyone major we've missed

hmm hadn't thought of it that way before

>>78136462
What's your favourite sport m8?

>>78136462
t.braniac

>>78136478
the one you think you're too cool for

>>78136431
200 wickets in 54 tests away
100 wickets in 38 tests home
reckon he would have got 400 if indian pitches were pace friendly

>>78136399
McGrath is GOAT in terms of consistency and longevity

But his peak skillset doesn't stand up to the guys I have listed as GOAT. Even peak Gillespie was a more threatening bowler than McGOD.

>>78136505
nah

lads I'm a bit new to cricket and by taking >>78136493 into account and other shitposts I'm guessing that

1)Australian pitches= bouncy meme wickets/roads/flat and fast

2)English pitches= swinging pitches

3)subcontinental= dustbowls/ spinning wickets

anything I've missed? what about south africa/NZ/windies

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>>78136505
>Even peak Gillespie was a more threatening bowler than McGOD

>>78136493
He was a good bowler but doesn't enter GOAT discussions.

He was the Chanderpaul of pace bowling. Despite what the casuals ITT have implied, it is far easier to hoard wickets when your teammates are Praveen Kumar, Munaf Patel and RP Singh than when you're bowling with Gillespie, Lee and Warne.

>>78136379
No get fucked these kinds of lists are always awful. Lee was fucking shit and asif and harris were turbo elite

>>78136537
yeah he isn't GOAT by any stretch, was just putting that out there

>>78136523
New Zealand is England but slower
South Africa is identical to Australia
Windies are currently dead kinda turners but they used to have a bit of pace and bounce

>>78136537
erm I literally implied what you said I wasn't implying

Also you forgot Akhtar

>>78136560
a slightly better Tait and Hayward, doesn't make it

>>78136469
This will never be the official list you fagatron the brainlet list maybe

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>>78136487
>Too insecure to answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCkEsLYE3Ik

>>78136565
T. turbo brainlet

>>78136559
Yeah I mixed the arguement up.

But for the sake of clarity; it is easier to hoard wickets when your teammates are shit but it is easier to statpad your average when your teammates are elite.

>>78136582
yeah I'll agree there

>>78136537
>Chanderpaul of pace bowling

except a) chanderpaul was actually elite and b) his batting order teammates were mostly shit (bar lara and maybe sarwan) so he had to carry his team

if he was in the Australian team of the same era moreso than a declining windies team he would average 60

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>asif and harris were turbo elite

need a gf

>>78136572
>>78136542
>implying there is any list that can even compare to the cerebral nature of this one

even dare to attempt to make a list you seething cryptobrainlets

>>78136595
>if he was in the Australian team of the same era moreso than a declining windies team he would average 60

Nope, his average would have been more like 40. The Australians would have done to him exactly what they did to Katich. If Kat (based, muscular wog) played for WI he'd probably average 65.

There's 2 reasons for this
>1) he wouldn't have got away with his bullshit of hiding down at 6 (only cuckold captains get away with this) during a weak era so basically from 2008 onward he is batting in the top4
>2) The C9SOCABC's would have bullied the fuck out of him, far more than Holding etc ever did for his at time uttersly absurd statpadding

>>78136651
calling bradman a cuckold?

>>78136657
was thinking of Kikeal Cuck actually

Statpadwoman only did it when it rained

hmm when you think about it Clarke was a legitimate cuckold to this muscular wog wasn't he https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX2z71kd_Ac

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Thoughts on Brian Charles Lara's scandalous revelations about the 1980s West Indies cricket team, during his 2017 MCC Spirit of Cricket Cowdrey Lecture?

>>78136708
Lara was a coward and a fraud but I agreed

>>78136609
awful post

>>78136744
MrFuckFace never saw either play

need a mate

>>78136651
It's a hypothetical u nerd so if he played middle order

sick of all my friends being girls, I want to get on the piss with the boys at the footy and cricket like I used to

god i am hung over. sending the maid out for some kfc

>>78136779
based slumlord how's it going mate

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would Tony Cozier be proud of him?

http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/858323.html

Reminder that based Rahkeem WILL make it

>>78136779
>the maid


you what subhuman coloured lad? you have a maid ?

>>78136791
that's slumlord, the rich boer property owner

>>78136791
subhuman coloured is a slave to grammar, slumlord knows what's what

>>78136773
T. Daniel

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remember this weird looking cunt

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Did he do it?

>>78136782
good good tx
>>78136791
go jump back up your mother you malformed humonculous. ofc i have a maid. a coloured one. and if you dont behave i will slap her till she cries

>>78136820
court said no

Grab me a beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlspL_2Lm64
need some sandgropers to redpill me on this man

>>78136801
oh right I was gonna say my bad

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>>78136828
>go jump back up your mother you malformed humonculous

>>78136828
does your maid give you sexual favours?

interesting post on a facegroup was made last night about what an irritating wanker broad is when he doesnt look at the umpire on lbw appeals, guy thinks he is player-umpire

>>78136897
yeah noticed how he doesn't even bother with appeals sometimes and launches straight into a celebration

alrigh whos the redditor here who did this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/6z0pu4/with_the_recent_discussions_about_anderson_being/

>>78136909
he should be reprimanded theyve just let him get away with it these days, he got warned once

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>alrigh whos the redditor
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/6z0pu4/with_the_recent_discussions_about_anderson_being/

>>78136894
nah. servants here are like family.

>>78136918
what an awful list

>>78136935
thatsthejoke.jpg

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brainlet and proud

>>78136958
name one (1) thing wrong with it other than the inclusion of broad

>>78136980
Pollock

>>78136980
Anderson is also too high

love going into /r/cricket and seaching american

Broad is literally a great, you have to write off the first part of his career because he was a different cricketer, utter shit that should have been dropped, were it not for nepotism, maybe he would have been.But after that he's been so consistent and unlike Anderson he has actually done well in Australia and South Africa.Yes, he's going through a bad stint at the moment but he'll get over it.

>>78136462
Let me guess you've been here what? Maybe a year? A few months? Got tired of your initial little chuckle rush?

Listen here, and I'm saying this for your benefit, I singlehandedly create about 40-70% of the original content on this thread on any given day. I'm 5 different poosanalities, and I'm maintaining over a dozen different unique /cric/ content projects at the current moment I type this. Meanwhile you probably came to this thread for a couple of cheap laughs, have never created an original joke in your life, and now that you've run out of laughs, and being a person with no creativity, you've decided the thread is sh*t. So were you a avatarfag hoping you'd get some attention? Maybe you spammed a copypasta or image a few times hoping it'd catch on but gave up when no one would indulge your stupid little non-joke? Have you even ever created an original post yourself or is everything you've ever done already created by someone else and you're just posting it again and again?

Honestly, I'm being nice here and saying this for your sake. The difference between you and me is you come to this board to get a laugh and I come to this board to have fun. You will never ever contribute a single memorable thing here. Literally every poster here is aware of at least one of my OC or one of my names or even just a phrase I created. I've been 4 years and this thread hasn't changed one bit other than improved because of my great contributions. You're not getting anything else out of this thread, your few months of "fun" here are up.

The only thing left for you now is to constantly complain, but believe me I've seen you over a hundred maybe a thousand times. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Get bored, complain, leave. Nothing ever changes with you newfigs. The worst part is you probably unironically believe you're accomplishing something here.

TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig

>>78136994
>23 bowling average

>>78137000
"no"

>>78136980
there's a lot wrong with it but for a start as i have already said brett lee was awful and asif and harris were guns. akhtar should be there too

it's just the most reddit list

>>78137041
>muh averages
adam voges detected

>>78137042
Lee deserves to be in the bottom category purely for being able to bowl fucking fast all day and not spray it as badly as other players did at his pace level

>>78137042
>brett lee was awful
average of 30 Good shout 2bf

and just because you ceaselessly spam asif and harris doesn't make then elite. do agree with akhtar though

>muh averages

Harris was elite tho, second best bowler of the last decade after Steyn

>>78137079
in that case bradman was dogshit

>>78137068
i dont ceaselessly spam them theyre just my opinions sorry urs are crap

Zachy almost never talks about Harris either, it's mostly us ausgods that talk him up

Keep Broad in at least the 4th tier or there'll be consequences.

shan't ever rate Fraud as anything more than "good"

peitersen and ab both call asif the hardest bowler they've faced

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/6z0pu4/comment/dmrll1q

based krazykreja

>>78137115
yeah and Smith called Morne Morkel the worst he faced but I don't think anyone rates Morkel ahead of Steyn and plenty would say Philander is a bit better than him too

seriously wha the fuck is going on with New Zealand cricket I can't even remember the last series they played

>>78137093
need to make a 4th tier but can't think whod be in it other than him

>>78137131
still thats two big players both nominating him p significant

>>78137143
shitters like ishant sharma

>>78137143
Steve Harmison.

asif was a fraud who was never ranked world number one and was a match fixing doping druggie

#truthbombs

>>78137167
lmao

>>78137115
Yeah and Tendulkar and Lara said Gillespie was harder to face than McGrath.

So is Dizzy > McGod?

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>asif was a fraud who was never ranked world number one and was a match fixing doping druggie

>#truthbombs

>>78137170
He fell off pretty horrifically but he could be elite on his day.

>>78137152
>36 average
>thirty six
>THIRTY SIX

I shan't be putting him in the same category as based broad

>>78137143
Philander

>>78137143
casual >>78136369

>>78137174
ur being quite autistic this is two of the most established players making a single nomination of the hardest not some throwaway comparisons

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>>78137183
t.pseudointellectual cryptobrainlet

Broad on his day can tear through a top order like no other.

>>78137174
Lara just said McGrath was the hardest bowler he ever faced two days ago

>>78136369
>Ntini
>Clark
>le one good summer man
>Willis

also im not just basing it from what ab and kp said but from actually wacthing lots of him, whereas a lot of you are probably just riding the dicks of old players you've hardly seen which im not sure is right

>>78137198
needs a tier of his own he's better than broad

>>78137204
only agree with Gillespie and Johnson
2/10 list

>>78137230
>he hasn't closely studied every cricket video in youtube and doesn't have a complete wisden collection from 1968 onwards

>>78137239
yeah not all of you

>>78137230
the fuck do you know abut cricket? a literal ape could watch him play and say he was shit

>>78137248
nah Asif was quite good

reminder Yasir was only good because he was taking steroids and now everyone has forgotten who he is

Reminder that Jamie Overton is the next great pacer and Joe Clarke is the second coming of Joe Root.

personally the best bowler I have faced is Pat Cummins which means he is the greatest bowler that the universe has seen

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>>78137248

>>78137248
>the fuck do you know abut cricket?

what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch? Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game.

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my physio who almost played international cricket for New Zealand reckons this man is the future of Australian fast bowling and I think I might agree

lad has literally zero muscle mass and can put the ball out at 150 kph
watch this space I reckon

>>78137268
when did you face cummins?

>>78137277
lobotomise yourself, gatecunt. Jhye is complete shit.

The future of Australian fast bowling is, as always, being nurtured in Sydney 1st Grade

>>78137275
no that's me

>>78137292
not him, distinctly remember him jerking off over Paris too

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>INDIAN should not play season cricket because we says that "COW IS OUR MOTHER". not for just because of this but also to stop animal cruelty if we are human and if we have feelings. otherwise there is no difference between us and terrorists. just think how many cows are being killed for this "GENTLEMAN's GAME" every day for "CRICKET LOVING NATION INDIA'S" demand !! and india is most leather exporter in the world. stop this nonsense "JUST FOR FUN". today we have an option like SYNTHETIC LEATHER and many other materials and nowadays BCCI is in that position that it can ban the leather in cricket and make to use synthetic leather instead of genuine leather. SPREAD THIS MASSAGE as u can. THANKS IN ADVANCE.

Comment from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATdP82zEW8U
Thoughts?

>>78137292
based krazykreja knows his shit I'm inclined to believe him

>>78137307
WTF I HATE INDIA NOW!!!

>>78137289
2010/11 season, the last he played before his breakout

Austin Waugh will be captain of Australia by the 2020s

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put him in the middle order

predictions for the day?

>>78137371
WI 330/9 at close.

>>78137371
WI make a quick 350, put England in to bat and the day finishes with England 4/124

do you think holder had his team dismissed for that low score deliberately because of the weather? master plan

CTRL+F Trueman
wtf lads?
307 wickets @ 21.57 in 67 tests
2304 @ 18.29 in 603 FC

>>78137432
old fart in an old fart era, we're talking 60s onwards

>>78137323
I mean the context but that's pretty interesting

>>78137432
ite grandad

>>78137340
>Lelmann is going to pick Cartwright over GOATSwell because of his 100kp/h pies

Absolutely fucking livid

>>78137432
they seem to have made the cutoff date ~1970. Otherwise Lindwall, Miller etc are in

>>78137469
that was a picture of Burns mate

>>78137515
thought it was Orlando Bloom desu

tipping a dogged 66 (168) from shai goatpe

OH JIMMY JIMMY

fuckin just let it go u mong

love the aussie woman in the trivago adverts

is roston chase, dare i say it, finished?

>>78137681
She's the perfect woman.

If Roston Chase became a rapper he wouldn't have to change his name.

>>78137682
he had a great average at the start of the series. just a shit patch

Blackwood is a #gun

If Roston Chase was a village in Yorkshire, he wouldn't have to change his name.

tipping Blackwood to make an elite 85

if shai hope was the leader of the Catholic Church he'd be shai pope

if shai hope was a child molester he'd be shai grope

if Kyle Hope got married he'd be Kyle Elope

Will Hope score a century?

if shai hope was hung he'd be shai rope

>>78137754
will hope isn't playing mate its shai hope

if shai hope was feeling a bit down he'd be shai mope

if shai hope was Vietnamese he'd be shai slope

The buffet breakfast tomorrow morning is 7am - 11am. My flight is at 12.30. How long should I spend at breakfast?

if shai hope was washing himself he'd be shai soap

if shai hope was a religious figure he would be shai pope

if shai hope wanted tea he'd be chai hope

blackwood showing his test credentials here

if shai hope smoked marijuana he'd be shai dope

if shai hope was bumming me i'd be pretty happy

>>78137837
bit gay that desu lad

>>78137824
>>78137728

If Jermaine Blackwood was an expert woman beater he'd be Jermaine Smackgood.

>>78137848
he is gaylad/shai hope spammer after all

>>78137829
brettt gud

Popped into work for 5 minutes to drop something off. First I’ve been there in about 2 weeks. Freaked the fuck out. Hands actually shaking
Could feel it happening as I got closer. And feel it going away as I walked away. That was weird as fuck.

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>>78137854
6/10

>>78137851
sorry lad i didn't see that

>>78137864
are you autistic lad

>>78137881
I forgive you mate

Reckon 150 is a competitive score for the Windies.

furious that little brown rat nadal is going to win the US

>>78137895
JANNY

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Serious what the FUCK is this catching???

>bread

>Borad

>fraud

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>24th dropped catch in a 3 match series

>>78137864
based straffGOD

hunts county>GM>gray nicholls>NB>kookaburra>SS>BAS>else

think straff has a panic disorder

>computerball

gutsy 5 from blackwood that, played lad

>Whitewood

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>Aussie faces as every wicket edges him closer to McGrath

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>>78138151

>>78138151
what did Mcgrath finish on?

Tipping Anderson to get a gutsy 11 wickets at 42.05 and retiring before the final test in Aus.

>>78138171

563.

Next target is Walsh on 519.

>>78138195
nice, he should get walsh in australia

>>78138171
563. After that it's anal crumble on 619.

>>78138178
muh averages

>>78138253
t. Ishant Sharma

>>78138211
>anal crumble

>>78138266
t.adam voges

dowrich cant bat

>>78138358
not much cop as a wicketkeeper either

i think england can chase anything under 200 easly

kek bairstow

>>78138473
>i think england can chase anything under 200 easly

>>78138478
what happened in missed it

>>78138473
Anything over 100 will be trouble. Top order will shit the bed as usual, and the middle/lower order can't keep bailing us out.

what a wanker broad is

>>78138544
very handsome though

>>78138178
he wont retire after the Ashes. He will literally endure for another season or two JUST to eclipse McGod's record

he is literally that petty

>>78138586
yeah alright elton john

>>78138618
implying he doesn't have it written into his contract that he must be called up for every game until he gets either 801 wickets or dies

>80 runs in 6 innings
was honestly expecting chase to do better

need an abo gf

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>>78138735
he's arrived lads

>>78138733
with an average of 46 coming into it so did I

>>78138747
>>78138754

want the best possible future for my children
crossbreeding with an abo will give them west african tier athleticism while keeping my handsome european features dominant.
it will also allow them to attend all the best schools on scholarships purely because they are abo and will give them preferential access to university courses like medicine and law

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>Ex-England wicketkeeper Alex Stewart says Anderson will be "100 per cent the best fast bowler ever" if he passes McGrath's record of 563 Test wickets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqGN6aWKYUI

england by 8 wickets

200 partnership

ghana once again rolling the opposition for a low score but struggling with the bat

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>>78138828

H O P E
O
P
E

Greatest fast bowler?
For me, It's Sir Curtly Ambrose.

>>78139216
simon harmer

tipping myself to have a wank tonight lads

>>78139216
Shane Bond.

>>78139295
reddit

>>78139279
tipping myself to have one in about twenty minutes

>>78139309
Not a rebuttal my insecure friend.

no reason for bond to make that list the redditor made and not asif and harris

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it is done

Aussie made the original list here >>78136164 I just tweaked it. asif and Harris are memes

>>78139378
The reason is his ridiculous record. Broad, Blandershit and other mediocrities shouldn't be rated above him just because they played longer.

>>78139405
why is your phone perpetually low on charge zachy

>>78139425
didnt say i didnt think he should be there, quite the opposite

>>78139378
good shout 2bf they've played a similar amount of matches

>>78139459
i dunno lol

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Score already out of reach for England.

love the /cric/ lads

need a pair of lips around my dick pronto

>>78139588
same lad

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>mfw I realise root's only 26

>>78137651
lads I was right yet again. close enough anyway.

>>78139588
same lad

>>78139626
same lad

>>78139588
likewise lad

>this many people
>at a WI test
do people turn up just because it is a Test at Lords?

personally cant justify watching WI when they dont even play their strongest team. Where is their best bat Bravo right now? Playing meme hit?

>>78139630

First England captain I'm older than. Only by a couple of months but stilll...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M939hOS6BJs

>>78139690
yeah he called the WICB president an idiot on twitter after they downgraded his contract and then got blacklisted
think they resolved their differences, but didn't select him for whatever reason

even if bond went without injuries he simply would not have the temperament to consistently bowl good long spells in test cricket

>>78139690
bravo resolved the contract issue but not in time to be on the squad sheet or something

>>78139710
shit feeling isn't it