>The ugliest man in South Africa might win a Slam
Andserson - CarreƱo Busta
Nadal - del Potro later on
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lets beat the spanish PED abuser
>>78124007
>if kevin bacon did meth and tennis
>>78122773
worth dl on pc while i wait for nadal match
>>78124067
yeah do it. Just don't let the crappy combat deter you
>>78124094
1 has shit combat
back to >life for me
>>78124066
the bin was right next to home
>>78124148
At first i thought so as well but 2 is even less challenging after you reach a certain lv
>>78124094
>it's an anon doesn't even know what the story is anymore because he wandered off exploring points of interest episode
I think I'm supposed to go to Kaer Morhen. It's pretty comfy though.
>>78124170
I liked skyrim, what's like compared to that?
also feel like a manchild playing games at my age.
witcher 3 is ordinary. definitely the most overrated game ever imo.
the combat is boring and the movement is clumsy and imprecise. and the characters are all uninteresting and unmemorable. i couldn't even force myself to finish the main questline
>>78124209
I prefer RPG games where the main character actually speaks but it's about the same i guess. Skyrim had more pointless uneventful side quests.
And who gives a shit as long as you don't have a gf.
is geralt, dare i say it, our guy?
>>78124149
i dont get zis
>>78124126
>nadal dumps her for Garbine
i wanna play video games all weekend desu
im 29
>>78124342
Garbine is /ourgirl/
>>78124126
>when troll tennis has better memes than us
>>78124149
The rain man of tennis
>>78124392
so im not the only manchild here
>>78124406
even more
>>78124426
youre amongst friends bro
>>78124218
what about the 1st?
>>78124426
Where do you even think we are?
>>78124463
I don't know what the age group on /tennis/ is? Would of the thought around early 20s
>>78124514
more like 25 - 30 i assume
>>78124531
i feel like 25-35 is possible even
definitely not close to 20 thats for sure
>>78124514
Me 23
>>78124554
>>78124531
You guys are literally retarded. No way it's above 23 and even then it's probably around 20
Gonna be an all Spanish finals lads
>>78124648
Highschool boy pls go
>>78124033
Drugs are bad. Bad people do drugs. And bad people go to prison. Rafael Nadaltested positivefor performance-enhancing drugs, which are drugs. Yet, Rafael Nadal isNOT going to prison. What kind of sick, morally-decaying hellscape are we living in where some deviant, drug-munching (I donāt know how drugs are ingested) racket-swinger can get off scot-free, you ask?
To that, I answer: Planet Earth.
And to that answer, I offer up eight alternate punishments for Mr. Nadal:
1.He should go to prison, as ourfriendJon Boissuggested, but the prison should be made of M.C. Escher paintings instead of concrete. I dreamt about this one time, so I know itās possible.
2.Algonquin water burial. If you donāt know what this is, then just stop reading.
3.Alien abduction. Again, if you donāt think this is possible, you really shouldnāt be allowed near a computer.
4.Brussels sprouts. Nadalās had no problem putting Satan-approved substances into his body, so letās make him eat theDevilās sprout all day, every day, forever. (Also: Iām pretty sure Brussels sprouts have the opposite effect of Popeyeās spinach. This is not scientifically-proven, but what is āscienceā anyway?)
5.A.I.More like āHEY WHYā AM I WATCHING THIS TERRIBLE MOVIE ABOUT ROBOTS AND OH WOW THAT KID WAS IN LIZZIE MCGUIRE?!?!!?!? But a couple years spent watching this god-forsaken film on loop, and Nadal wonāt think twiceānay, onceāabout ājuicing upā ever again.
6.Babies. Iām not sure what exactly, but babies can be pretty terrible sometimes.
7.Baby cats. Itās just a baby, but itās also a cat. God is cruel.
8.Unsolvable Rubikās cube. If Nadal really is such a āgreat competitor,ā heāll stop at nothing to solve this puzzle. Except, he wonāt ever be able to. Heāll never know, though, and heāll continue on this impossible quest until he meets his demise. Some say Alcatatraz was the worldās most horrifying prison. The real answer: the prison of the mind.
Is this what speak male & female performance looks like?
>>78124434
deffo BFFs
>>78124751
>this pic will trigger the Spaniards
>>78124751
No
STOP watching porn
STOP smoking weed
STOP playing video games
START drinking more water
START practicing a sport three times a week
START reading books
So the Dubainon really is kill huh?
Godspeed lad, whatever country you worked for.
>>78124833
How many points do I get if I do all this but watching porn?
>>78124033
one down
>>78124921
Kys. Porn is bad
>>78124833
>not doing all these things
>>78124007
>>The ugliest man in South Africa might win a Slam
If some Nigger doesn't kill him first.
>>78124833
I can read books where ppl smoke marijuana and play tennis.
>>78124972
You mean New York or SA?
>>78124833
>tfw smoking a blunt while wanking over SCP rule34
>>78124951
>>78125023
nvr expect anything other from a*glos, desu ne
>>78125096
Don't test us friendo
>>78125023
>SVP rule 34
Interdasting
>>78125142
>le proto Merkel
>>78125146
Post fox 34
>>78125142
tested u countless times on this veri means of communication and hav emerged victorious from every single encounter champ
>>78125146
Shells and Torpedos may sink my boats, but words will never hurt me
>>78125233
Meant for
>>78125208
>>78125146
SCP 173 is my waifu
What idiot made the matches start at 1pm?
>>78125282
>West coast cucks
Loooooooool
>>78125201
why the FUCK is this starting at 4pm on a weekday?
is it so Euros can watch?
>>78125319
Who the fuck was resposible for the shitty tit physics?
m8's
prime /sp/ would have a match thread for nadal vs del potro and it would easily get 6+ threads
welcome to the new /sp/, even tennis has 2 posts a minute
>>78125319
wat this
dating sim but with a fox girl instead?
Åmh @ u
How not tot get drunk and fall sleep till the nadal match?
>>78125319
Fk u. POST IT
>Mfw this is a 5 setter 6 hour match
>>78125426
sit somehwere, fap, and then eat something
but look for the perfect fap so it takes an hour of research
Next she bent me over the bench and began to stretch my ass. Annoyingly my ass is quite tight and I'd asked her to really open me up, hurt me if necessary, to really stretch my asshole. And she delivered. Fuck it was agony. She kept going, one finger first, then two, then three, then a small dildo, then a larger inflatable one. I was begging her to stop by the end.
>>78125426
Play drinking game during the match
Drink a whole glass of spirit everytime Nadal breaks and win a set, you might not be sober enough to witness his victory, pretty good thing at least
>>78125385
It will pick up when it starts. Also no one is overly interested in PCB v big Kev.
can someone tell me with Delpo's nose is always red?
>>78125488
fetal alcohol syndrome
>>78125471
Foxxy post
Reminder that Nadal is a clay babby and Del Potro owns him on hard courts
>NY windy as fuck
Delpo is fucked
>>78125554
meant Anderson
>>78125460
>Ending at 10am
hi 10is
Anyone else look at Del Potro and see this guy?
>>78125573
The wind has way less effect since roof was installed
>>78125575
Sleep is for the weak
>>78125593
waluigi is mayer
hi espaƱa
>>78125554
I bet Boris will cream his pants during the women's final.
>>78124985
>reading infinite jest
>>78125661
nah, they aren't brown enough
>>78125684
It's unironically the best book I've read
>>78125469
fuck off
>you now remember Del Po won the Davis cup last year and also beat Nadal at Rio
Nadal about to get his ass reamed
Fox34 now
>>78125770
Don't jinx it pls
idk what you guys say I think Anderson is cute
Anderson will defeat del Potro in the final
>barbara schett
*drops pants to my ankles*
>>78125805
bold
>that empty crowd
tip top kek
>>78125810
I've never heard an Australian woman make their accent sound less attractive, but she is decent looking for an older lady.
Time for the real final
>>78125797
If you don't post >>78125772
Then Nadal wins the uso pen in straight sets also wins golden slam next year
who is the most Chad tennis player?
>>78125840
>Australian
Silly burger
>>78125880
>>78125880
fuck, she is that perfect type of average which makes her attainable and attractive
>>78125851
I unironically went to high school with the guy on the right
>>78125917
I unironically went to town on your mom last night
>>78125917
Kc
>>78125930
Great post
>the top4 don't include Thiem
>>78125948
>zverev is #3
>Diego Schwartzman (ARG) is only 5'7
my sides
>all those empty seats
what's stopping people from just flooding to the front row like in Baseball?
>>78125972
and with it he reaches grandslams, based blackman
>busta's nose
Are we sure he's not a ch-sen person?
witcher 3 new game plus
yay or nay?
>>78126068
The game is good for story. I've never understood playing the same game over again.
>>78126068
>playing video games past 2013
what is anderson hiding under his sleeve some roid marks??
Tsamina mina zangalewa
This time for Africa
>>78126104
when sharapova wore a sleave like that they asked her and she said she didnt like wearing it but it kept her muscles more warm
>>78125851
Anderson
>there will be an all american final and all spanish final
>>78126120
You now realize Pique first fucked Shakira during that world cup, calling her over one night to his hotel room
>>78126063
Kek why are Germans so autistic?
why are we so good at female sports? we have the best swimmers, the best tennis players, the best soccer players, and we can rightfully claim Sharapova as ours since she's lived here basically all her life. Why are our males so beta compared to our GOAT other sex?
>>78125385
The current state of /mu/ and /lit/ are worse. That or I started to visit batshit insane higher traffic boards like /v/ and /vg/.
Bookies are no fun
Odds are almost identical
>>78126146
>caring about spicdive
You have to go back
got Ā£5k on murray/hingis
how blacked am i
>>78126175
It's honestly just because the rest of the world doesn't bother to develop women. There are plenty of people in the US who are willing to help any upstart to further American sport, regardless of gender.
Most of Europe believes womens sport is just a meme. If you've ever read this thread, you would know this.
>>78125488
NYC's frostbite
>>78126175
In America girls play soccer, the best sport, which prepares them mentally and physically to dominate other sports. In the rest of the world, males play soccer which prepares them similarly.
If you haven't got a micropenis you ought do drop some predictions right now
Anderson - PCB
7:6 7:6: 6:7 6:4
What's for lunch lads?
>>78126187
PCB has the lower odds?
>>78126169
Thiem looks like a buffed up nerd
If he wasn't a professional sportsman he would look like a scrawny dweeb Tbh
>>78126246
PCB 7-6 7-6 6-4
>>78126248
nah slightly higher, Anderson is favored
>>78126247
Not saying JT the numale dinner thief is lurking
>>78125849
Just make a thread on /r/
miss anderson has a PCB nose mmh
>>78126259
>buffed up nerd
and this is bad for being a tennis player how?
>>78126068
>NG+ing in a non-From Software game
>I know many of your are concerned about your homes in Florida
What the fuck tennis?
>>78126263
bold
>>78126267
I meant the lower odds of winning.
>>78126280
Hey dude if your ok with Rafa dominating the next year then so be it
>>78126302
seems like a storm in a tea-cup
Am I the only person rooting for this game to finish ASAP so we can sooner watch Nadal Del Po?
>when you can tell Anderson i winning by the first 10 minutes
>>78126336
no you are not this whole game has a weird vibe to it
>>78126336
>>78126336
>thinking I am the only person rooting for this game to finish ASAP so we can sooner watch Nadal Del Po
>>78126332
These dubs nullifies this shitty curse
>Marat Safin retired in 2009, but is only a year older than Federer
Really makes you think..
>>78126368
Heh
Now post in the r thread
>1st set 3-3 and i'm already bored
might fap until the next match desu
anderson vs nadal will make a loooong ass final with them pre serve routines like wtf
Where is the crowd? Does no one care?
>>78126247
Two pieces of cold sfihas
>>78126376
Only thing it makes me think off is how much of a coward Roddick was/is.
>>78126336
t. casual
Why do they spend so much time showing the "celebrities" that are there on camera? Are they going to eventually get a celebrity to get out there and play on the court with the pros? Is that why they waste so much camera time showing them sitting doing absolutely nothing?
>>78126247
bananas
>>78126349
what do you mean? not even watching it
JUST
who is the Gabe of the ATP Tour?
>roommate is frying a banana again
hate this smell desu
>>78126419
Calm down autismo, they need to do something in between points and it doesn't detract from the game at all.
Oh God please no all Spanish final
Ruh roh Kebin
>>78126419
"All these famous people care about our event. You should come visit next year too if you want to be cool like them."
It's free marketing.
Who is the Arsenal of the ATP Tour?
>>78126419
Because they probably pay them to be there and advertise Moet champagne and AmEx cards
>>78126376
wasn't he injured lots though unlike fed?
There was actually a Russian skater retired at 19 because of anorexia. She won a gold at Olympics at 15
>>78126428
Well crowd doesnt give a fuck + these 2 players in a semi final slam is boring in itself
>>78126146
>Pique fucked a woman
doubt.jpg
>>78126455
Tsonga
>>78126424
Delete tbis>>78126428
>>78126462
Yeah, he had some injuries.
>>78126398
? He started having some injuries in his last few years and he retired at an age when many previous pros retired.
>>78126419
No different from showing your regular audience viewers.
gonna mute the match desu
watching this would be like eating molded leftovers before going to a 1 star restaurant later in the evening
Official USO Final Power Rankings
1. Nadal - Anderson
2. Nadal - PCB
3. Del Potro - Anderson
4. Del Potro - PCB
>>78126482
So much this
Absolute perfect post to be perfectly honst with you
AO final 2008 is CL final 2006, beginning of Barca era and beginning of Djokovic era
>>78126503
Swap 1&3&yeah
>>78126503
I am an Arsenal fan then
To think PCB will be the first man to win the USO in straight sets.
>>78126419
>that Vogue's head cunt on every USO top players matches
>>78126533
He's the GOAT
>>78126533
>Not remembering that it is a requirement that Spaniards roll over and take it from Nadal because his roids enabled them to becomes pros
>Commiefinn wrong again and proven to be retarded yet again
No surprise
>>78126442
Makes sense I guess. They do pretty much the same thing in handegg too. I just think it's awkward whenever they show the celebrity, the point is played, and then they go back to the celebrity again with a zoom in.
Is USO the meme slam?
>Cilic
>PCB
Jesus Christ Kevin
>>78126543
I'm pretty sure she's a USTA board member
"PCB" sounds like a carcinogenic property recently discovered in un-mixed concrete
>>78126575
Yep. Imagine thinking it is better than RG and AUS
>>78126575
100%
>>78126575
>>78126609
Wimby>AO>RG>>>>>USO
Dat Mediterranean nose
just booked a flight to India lads
>>78126636
na nanananah
>>78126575
No cos USO has hard courts
>>78126600
sounds like a street drug
>half a pound of str8 PCB please m8
TREE: SHOOK
Daily reminder that if Murray wasn't a fucking prick, he would've withdrawn earlier so we could have the Federer v. Nadal final we all wanted
PCB is unironically going to win this slam without dropping a set
>>78126649
That's PCP doe
>>78126655
it's your rules actually
>>78126655
How does that benefit him when he was planning on not playing the rest of the year?
>>78126655
Murray should have just played, he could have made the final on one hip
>>78126655
>he literally just showed up to give an interview about mayweather v mcgregor
What a piece of shit.
>>78126655
t. Swiss man who got BTFO by a man playing with one arm
>>78126664
No, it's the same rule for all grand slams.
>>78126670
Fedal would have gotten less points from a SF meet up than from a final meeting.
>>78126687
but that irreverent if he was already planning to withdraw playing the rest of the year.
>>78126636
I hope you M16'D those faggets Alexander of Macedon's bastards.
Ā”CARRRRRRRRRRRRREĆOĀæ BOOSTA!
>>78126646
Incredible !ndia
>>78126659
>sounds like
>>78126600
>recently
lol
pcb has been known for decades as byproduct of of herbicide production (2, 4-D and 2,4 ,5-T) and also used as cooling agent in electrical substations, transformers. veri veri carcinogenic; hormonal disruptor
t. did not fail ecotoxicology class despite skipping exam
>missing the POPOPOPOPOOOO tĆh
>>78126737
kek
>Busta
>Ain't actually a busta
>>78126701
Yet he didn't withdraw before the USO draw.
>bill gates watching literal whos
For what purpose?
*Bill gates stares into your soul through the camera*
>>78126575
>del po
>>78126795
wasting time before the real match
>>78126768
can you cook?
>the woman who gets raped in leaving las vegas is banging bill gates
FUCK MICROSOFT AND FUCK WINDOWS PIPO
UBUNTU LOYAL
>tfw opening a new can of tennis balls
>Carreno-JUSTa
>>78126811
hav not learned ne new recipes lately but I mite try my han w/ falafel agen soon. nvr been very gud at it
>>78126800
HE'S LOOKING AT THIS THREAD
PCB IS CLEARLY THIS YOU TECHLETS
>ALICIA VIKANDER AMEX PLATINUM COMMERCIAL
HER VOICE IS SO SHIT
AND SHES A DUMB CHESTLET WHOS GONNA RUIN TOMB RAIDER
>>78126842
Tfw your guest bedroom has over 100 cans of penn extra duty balls in it and when someone comes over for the first time they think you're insane.
nadal & del potro after this match or in 45 bings no matter what?
>>78126889
It's on this court, so after this
>>78126841
>ubuntu
t. tech illiterate who can't deal full systemd management
>>78126889
same court, after this, no matter what
>>78126889
After
>>78126889
This current match is in center court, I assume it has to end first before they bring Nadal and Del Potro on
>>78126841
Yes lad
is that anon that did nofap for 3 months here?
>>78126841
brainlet detected
t. debian brainlot hazxor
this match is kinda comfy
>>78126930
Imagine being this doggo
That comfinesss
>>78126930
>comfy bruges doggo exploited for advertising
>carrenya boosta
#triggered
>>78126963
it worked for a bit, he got more tourism than the pissing boy statue until people found out the dog wasn't alive anymore
>>78126954
CANALS ARE DISGUSTING
THAT HOUSE PROBABLY HAS MOLD IN THE WALLS
HES WISHING THAT PILLOW WAS A NICE GRASS LAWN
>>78126991
yuros think brown murky water with 8th century stone eroding into it is nice, they have no idea about cleanliness or you know, being first world. Imagine falling into belgian, dutch water (or even venice), you probably need 5 different shots for microbial disease
>>78126991
>t. trailertrash
>>78127018
>lets chemical companies strike deals with municipalities to dump and dilute their waste into your drinking water because thats cheaper for them than paying the environmental tax of disposing of it properly
heh
>>78127018
t. has never seen american rivers
>>78127048
It's just to kill the filth that is in Detroit, you would do that too with Rotterdam if you had the chance
>>78127065
t. lives in jew york
waiting for Tiebreak tĆh
>>78127116
t. Jerome Jenkins from Memphis
>Crowd clearly not as pro Federer as you might think
Commentators said this when discussing the Del Potro v. Federer match. Maybe I was watching a different game, but it sure seemed like it was pro Fed to me. Especially toward the end.
>>78127128
t. Ashley from Peckham
>team borg v team mcenroe
What is this meme tournament?
>>78127148
Towards the end they wanted a fifth set. But in the third set crowd was rooting for Del Potro a lot.
>>78127120
Sad desu
>>78127120
you now realize TLC stood for The Learning Channel and was actually interesting 10 years ago before they turned into redneck trash
>can't even drink because it would make me tired af and i would probably fall asleep
Thank you USO
>>78127171
wait, Federer lost in only 4 sets? my sides
>>78127116
false and still doesn't refute the point
>>78127148
the crowd was full of argies wearing cambiasso shirts from 2008
Is Pascal Maria the GOAT chair umpire?
>>78127207
4 sets but went down fighting. Basically the band of Del Potro fans got together and shouted support for him at almost every chance they could while the old Federer supports smiled and did nothing.
>>78125915
This guy gets it! Fuck those Stacey-looking flawless Barbies like Kournikova, Kerber and Sharapova.
Goerges looks perfectly plain and average like a girl from school. Nerd glasses and a thick sweater for those puppies and she would make the purfect librarian.
The type of girl an average guy vcan realistically dream of <3
Earfquake in Mexico we're all finna die
>this will take 5 hours
What would you ask this man if you had the chance to meet him in person?
>>78127255
>these dubs
welp, confirmed
>>78127233
Federer lost to the crowd. Absolutely shook.
>>78127240
since when is Kerber a stacey-looking flawless barbie? she's a girl next door like Gƶrges
>>78127240
Well post more Gƶrges then
>e!spn telling people tiger woods will be in nadal's box
They must get paid to attend these things
>>78127279
Xisca is finally getting laid tonight
>>78127261
Ask him who the fuck he is and why should I care.
>>78127279
They're so afraid to let him go. Every time someone on the network talks about golf they bring up Tiger even though he's been irrelevant for years.
mother fucker WHY are they drawing this out
fucking useless syupid cunts.
fuck off and play this pointless match on armstring
>>78127261
Did you nut inside her or did she rob your sperm?
>>78127279
>>78127313
It isn't the first time.
>>78127254
I read that there was heavy earthquake lightning, I would like to see that once in my life
>Nadal vs Del Potro: 5:30PM
>ha haaaaaaa just kidding the other match needs to end
Euros you might as well get a good 2-3 nap in, this will take a while
>>78127324
lol sturpid
I wonder how people like Raw Dick feel about retiring seeing all these literal whos in a semifinal
>book the loo
>PCB already gassed
Jesus christ whoever goes in final is going to be BTFO by Del Potro
how many here use linux?
>take a cheeky nap that ends up lasting too long
>game is still 1-1
This is taking 2 more hours, right?
>>78127450
Define use. Work & home pcs are windows 10 but all servers i manage are Linux.
had more fun watching women's round of 16 than this match desu senpaitachi
>>78127476
at least 1.5 hours more
STRAIGHT
>>78127481
Nerd
Also point me in the direction I should go if I want to know more about computers/brogramming/database management
In return have rocha
Anderson is a supreme choker
>>78127533
>Also point me in the direction I should go if I want to know more about computers/brogramming/database management
kc
>>78127533
youtube
>>78127552
delete this right now
>>78127225
ESTEBAN CAMBIASSO,
HE'S MAGIC, YOU KNOW...
>>78127563
if you like to watch indians with horrible accent and coding style
>>78127481
g33k
>>78127571
I meant books
>>78127571
they still get hired and that's the point
Fuck this, I'm tired.
There's something quite enjoyable about just waking up in the morning and finding out the score of an important match.
>people actually thought straight busta would win this match
lol simply eric
>>78127599
wake up in 4 hours bruh, at worst you miss the first set
Programming courses at uni are a meme. You're either into it, in which case you're not teaching you anything, or you're not into it in which case they don't teach you enough. Comp sci is just about acceptable, because you learn the theory.
>>78127599
no as uch aswatching the thing desu ne
>>78127587
F A T S O
>>78127599
>not doing cocaine and staying up 48 hours straight
Konta
>>78127616
This
Spend nights debugging scrappy projects or bust
>>78127616
Programming in itself is a meme, it's an applied science that you can do bunkered in your own room. The academies that get you into Silicon Valley basically have you sit in a room and tell you "we need you to know how to do this by Friday and by Monday we want this type of program made" then you just sit there teaching yourself for hours and are expected to deliver. There's no real training like other professions, programmers are basically self-taught and anyone that pays for anything is getting robbed.
Come on giant chicken, end this match quickly
>>78127632
So are you not gonna be a homosexual or....?
Hingis
>>78127650
>>78127675
She's my gf George back off
Predicting Nadal-Del Goatro at 1am
I leave
>I'll just leave for about a half hour or 45 minutes. Maybe then they will be close to finishing up
WHY IS THIS SHIT TAKING SO DAMN LONG?
Mauresmo
>every weirdoin the world is onmy wavelength
What did he mean by this?
>>78127703
>>78127689
>my parents went out tonight to yet another party and im sitting at home doing nothing
>>78127697
Mauresmo? More like Maulesbo, amirite?
>>78127729
>Posting piggus
>>78127733
you are watching tennis
>>78127733
Do they attend orgies?
>>78127733
Cut your cock off
>>78127733
get a gf and fuck the shit out of her, if u cant then improve ur self and then get a gf
Friendly reminder that Monica Seles is the greatest female tennis player of all time, and the only reason that she isn't remembered as such is because of the time she got stabbed by a mentally ill German grafposter and never managed to rebuild her career
>>78127764
Probably swinging
>>78127777
how do u improve ur self out of autism?
>>78127733
They went off to the countryside, dumb provincials
>>78127791
This
Don't choke now kev
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYy8kjQHyCV/ Who was in the wrong here?
>>78127777
Good post
Ivanovic
>>78127820
>women tennis
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ffs kevin just handle this joker so we can get to real 10is
>>78127820
Whoever says that ball touching her hair was ok.
>>78127844
>Women double tennis
>>78127777
Argieboy, what we do when the desire to fuck your own godmother gets bigger and unhealthful?
Post good Spanish language music for Nadal win
>>78127882
ffs gabe
>>78127881
>woman's doubles wheelchair tennis
https://youtu.be/_iFe-8ap9_Y?t=695
>>78127896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYZoTy4Mo28
>carreno busted
>>78127909
>>78127913
b00bs!!!11 ON MY 4CHINZ? HAHA XD NICE !
>>78127882
fuck the shit out of her
meet her somewhere alone, grow some balls, make a move, "rape" her not actually getting to the point of rape, women are weak they allow themselves to get fucked
tl;dr fuck dat vagina deep
Would you rather look like KAndy or PCB?
>>78127923
good pic
>>78127913
pixies r shit sorry 2 tell u that m8
>>78127944
pcb
>>78127944
Anderson for being 6'8
>>78127947
suck my fat one cunt
>>78127923
>dutch memes
>>78127957
is the truth m8
Has anyone seen the serb poster who hates Djoko during this US Open?
>4 sets
>>78127943
Switch off your proxy gabe
MESSI
Does anyone have a decent stream?
>yfw 5 sets
>>78128042
yeah Eurosport
>>78128042
>not getting eurosport for free
http://hdtennis.ru/glavnaya-stranica/centralnyj-kort-atp/
Woke up early for the Nadal Delpo match, why are these guys still playing? Thought they were meant to start like 5-6 hours ago
>>78128086
its not even been 3 hours yet big man
>it's a "everyone confirms their serve" episode
>spanish double negaties
>>78128086
still another hour and a half before this match ends :^)
>this round of 32 tier match is a semi-final and i have to sit through it on a friday evening instead of watching based matador
>>78127882
>admits to wanting his cousin and godmother
>complains about porn degeneracy
COME ON KEVIN
>>78127991
The last time I saw a Serb poster was RG
what's your biggest regret in life?
mine is not being able to watch Murray win his first GS against Djokovic in 2012 because I had just moved to uni and had to go out and be sociable with new flatmates,
i woke up seen the score and was absolutely disgusted with myself
>lotto
>>78128074
Thanks m8
>>78127822
>posting stupid fake pics
Shittest semifinal of the last 15 years
>kevin anderson vs nadal/delpo
WTA tier final
>>78128126
got a job in London for 32k quid annual and thought even trailer park trash here make more, so after a month there I quit
would take it back in a heartbeat
>>78128142
That was last year Djoko vs Our Son.
JUST
>>78128153
that's like 6k above the national average wage
>both del poo and baldal fans sing that cringey ole song
Spanish was miss steak
>>78127943
Seems reasonable. [spoiler] But seriously, I have a Freud-tier issue with her since my infant phase. Why she needed to be a hot upper-class woman? [/spoiler]
>>78128154
that was at least intersting tbf
this one is boring shit
>>78128154
What does this gesture even mean?
>long beard crushed
spoilers tags
tfw im missing Ribfest to watch this shitshow
>Slippy B
Straight busta
>>78128169
but here we make 60k straight out of college at worst, wish i could go back. Probably a once in a lifetime opportunity to work in Europe, experience new things, live and be free
It's all ogre lads, finally we can get to some proper tennis
Tango > Tennis
>>78128218
What's your degree?
>>78128222
the drink or the dance?
>>78128218
>Be free
>In London
What are you smoking? It's like a 1984 nightmare in this country, and London needs to be nuked
Fuck off already ugly spaniard
>>78128194
swan angry lookin' fella
>>78128193
https://twitter.com/KelynSoong/status/903394668536320001
He did it after winning a match. It was weird.
>>78128218
>we make 60k straight out of college at worst,
uhhhh got any tips?
t. about to graduate
>>78128244
Busta got caught up in the dance, you didn't see him drinking during the match did you?
>>78128218
Ā£62k?
i doubt that highly
>>78128263
>>78128218
>here we make 60k straight out of college at worst
You have to be 18+ to post here
>>78128262
congraduations
ON YOUR PHONE?
>>78128275
nigga are you retarded? 60k usd is like 45k or so squid
>bet
>payday loan
>bet
state of advertising here. no morals
So tonight is the true final. Tomorrow's match will be shit tier.
Who's going to be the champion on Sunday? Del Porto or Nadal?
>>78128303
yeah still no chance.
no one is making $60 coming out of college unless you go to cambridge or harvard something.
a fucking servebot is going to be in the finals whatever
>>78128307
y'all motherfuckers need sharia
Kevin 'apartheid' Anderson is going to make a grandslam final
>>78128346
mercantilists never change
>>78128345
NadalCampeonJAJA
>tfw graduated two years ago and still unemployed
kill me
>>78128361
>sharia isn't already on the way to the UK
They are way ahead of you, Swiss anon.
>>78128345
Anderson
>>78128214
What happened to the hack Sportv's commentator? The new guy seems all right, but the robotic non-white narrator still there.
>>78128262
yeah get a job before you graduate
>>78128380
WHAT A MAN
>>78128385
what's this got to do with you talking nonsense?
How much time does it take to begin the second match after the end of this one?
>>78128388
>tfw have a degree in computer science and was recently refused an interview for a shit job in a retail store
J U S T
U
S
T
>>78128435
30 - 45 mins including warm up i reckon
>>78128440
I though computer science was a good sector
>>78128436
>>78128416
how
>>78128440
tf do retail stores need a neckbeard with a nerd degree working for them? they need chads and chadettes
>>78128346
go to any major US city and worthwhile degrees get you 70k (unless you're a chinese or indian doing programming or auditing and making more). European salaries are piss poor but open your mind a little because there's better opportunities elsewhere.
Bien jouƩ Pascal
>>78128458
not when you have a 2:2 with no experience
>>78128468
use your college recruiting services or online boards to be directly linked to potential employers. Once you graduate and have to do things on your own it because 10x harder. The employers specifically like to recruit out of the university out of potential (and also because it confirms you went there). Seriously if you don't get a job offer before you graduate or immediately after you are absolutely fucked. Also, leave this shitty board until you get a job.
CarreƱo still has a chance
>>78128472
i work in retail .... work in backroom obviously so get to shitpost quite often during work....
ama
>>78128504
>if you don't get a job offer before you graduate or immediately after you are absolutely fucked
This is very true. The only saving grace at that point would be if you have invested in internships which prove you have experience. Employers don't give 2 shits if you graduate with a 4.0 GPA. If you have no experience, you don't have shit.
Also, no, classroom experience does not compensate for real world work experience.
>>78128504
>college recruiting services
nigga you think i could afford a private uni education?
which online boards bby
>>78128479
>go to any major US city and worthwhile degrees get you 70k (unless you're a chinese or indian doing programming or auditing and making more).
lmao, no you fucking dont.
the vast, vast majority are under 60.
ther average is 50. http://time.com/money/4777074/college-grad-pay-2017-average-salary/
IS THIS KEVIN SHITTERSON MATCH STILL GOING
THERE SHOULD BE A RULE NO UGLY FUCKERS ON THE TOUR
GG RATINGS
>>78128538
Shart in Mart real?
Is it possible to be more based than Roger in the Lindt chocolate commercial?
What a rally
>>78128538
Did you go to college?
Did you graduate?
What degree did you go for?
STR8 UP BUSTA
>38 shots
fuck off
>>78128561
no, i work at the biggest yuppie retail store in the world. every day tons of babes
>>78128570
i am in college as well as being a full time student and full time shitposter
t. jt
Is he really going to choke lads
Pls confirm kev
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?
>>78128622
HITTIN DEM CORNERS
Straight busta has huge thighs
He's a tall guy
How nervous would you be watching this knowing you have to play after? Match point getting closer and closer. It's like when you have to give a presentation and you're just sitting there dreading it.
SHITSHOW
SWEET RELEASE
Finally
what a shit slam
WAKA WAKA THIS TIME FOR AFRICA
YES IT HAS ENDED
>2017
>YEAR OF THE LANKLET DESKTOP
YES ANDERSON I LOVE YOU THIS IS YOUR FUCKING GRAND SLAM NOW
I'M WALKIN ERE
Does he know he got to play the final on sunday?
Now for the REAL finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
fuck my pussy with a rake mom
>>78128702
WHICH END BB
>>78128559
>50k
no junior or entry level engineer in their right mind would accept such a paltry figure. Why do you think the positions are on those sites? no one wants them, they pay like shit.
scratch my face
>>78128717
so which sites/job boards have the best offers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>A LITERAL HUMAN RATINGS VACUUM
SOUTT EEFFRIKA
>>78128717
t. has never graduated
Kek, he knows he has 0.1% chances in the Finals.
>>78128702
Alright fags enough emo / university talk
The real match is about to begin
WE
>>78128746
many things
Another player who lives and went to school in America playing for his "home country."
Go back to Africa
super kev's wife is a major babe
>>78128748
dabbing when?
new non numale JT dinner thief thread
>>78128764
>>78128764
>>78128764
>>78128764
>>78128764
You could land a fucking plane on his wife's forehead
inb4 pcb becomes one of those >le sf/qf man that never wins any grand slams
ANDERSON-SHINPU
>>78128717
your talking about nonsense, just stfu
My pasta almost ruined because of you, /tennis/
>>78128702
seek help