/nfl/ general - Jags afternoon shitposting edition

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first for loins

First for fuck the pats

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6-10 confirmed. Suck it Rasm, have fun in last place.

Patriots will still win the Super Bowl, just kiss all the fucking rings you salty bitches.

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go bears

I don't watch the NFL but I'm trying to get into it. How bad will that injury affect the Chiefs? Was the guy really good?

>>78123414
You should be deathly afraid of having Kyle Shanahan after the Super Bowl last year.

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Who /8-8/ here?

How is Andy Reid in the top 10 of winningest coaches but has 0 rings?

>>78123450
Sam Bradford is a fine QB. I'll give you Tom Brady for him.

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It's clear now that drafting this guy was an Andy Reid psy-op to make SMETH go Super Saiyan.

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>>78123433
Don't worry, it's not like he's going to run the entire offense by himself...

>>78123463
Trust me, you want nothing to do with him. You really fucked up hiring him.

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>Sits down during the national anthem
>ruptures achilles tendon
hmm...

>Hightower fine, Berry ded

Lul

>>78123481
deserved it tbqh

>>78123453
Marty Schottenheimer
Dan Reeves
Chuck Knox

>>78123484
>0-1
>1-0

Lul

>>78123503

>18-1 incoming

Oul

>>78123503
>5
>1

Lul

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>Tfw y'all niggas telll me that Brady is done and too old to shine again and Patriots are done, after 1 game


>The GOAT Supermodel
Is still elite in her 50s, and Brady still has an OWL run in him in his 40


Brady is the GOAT for a reason: His name will echo in eternity, and this time he wants to honour his friend Edelman. Brady is at his best when he has a challenge or is under fire.
And y'all doubting him and my Pats fuels his fire. For he will shine like the Sun, once more.

>>78123460
Why are people overrating this Kliff babby so hard?

Dude clearly can't run an offense and just throws it deep to WRs and rolls out the pocket to gun sling like a retard. Andy Reid's offense is so complex this guy admits he can't even read the playbook.

Is not ready for the NFL at all and Smith isn't in any danger of losing his job for 3 years at least.

>>78123479
I agree, I was commenting on the fact that we hired him as a HC OC combo (also GM, Lynch is a Shanahan puppet). It can't be worse than the last couple of years though, can it?

>>78123415
You mean the assterisks? No thanks, I'm not a faggot asslicker like you.

>>78123481
Eric Berry ruptured his achilles, not Peters you retard

>>78123481
>>78123496
He didn't rupture shit, that was Berry you retarded /pol/tards.

>>78123540
Cuck

>Brian Hoyer calls out Cleveland for 2014 QB situation

EVERYBODY ON THIS SIDE OF THE ROOM WHO THINKS HOYER SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BENCHED SAY "HEYYYYYY"

AND ALL MY PEOPLE ON THIS SIDE OF THE ROOM SAY "HOOOOOOOOO"

>>78123527
A win's a win, faglord. Kiss the rings that I didn't even see them win.

>>78123540
>every post i dont like is /pol/

>tfw you realize OP is probably a Cheatriots bandwagoner falseflagging as a Jasg "fan" for shitposting/baiting/(You)-gathering purposes
>tfw you realize that, as usual, OP is a massive raging prancing la-la homo faggot

>>78123549
>>>/pol/

Not sports

>Breaking: Patriots trade Malcolm Butler to the Cleveland Browns for a 5th round pick and a can of silly string

>>78123561
Cuck

>>78123573
Throw in a bag of confetti and you have a trade.

I'm extremely surprised that a team who isn't even going to make the playoffs destroyed this "unbeatable" patriots team.

did BB do anything in the press conference like the "we're on to cincinatti" one or was it pretty normal

>>78123611
t. Increasingly nervous raiderspic

>>78123611
Are you a retard? The Chiefs will win the AFCW again.

Hmm, five (5) asterisks, which look much like five (5) anuses...
HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE BECOMING THE WHORE OF BABYLON!

>>78123633

He actually said we're on to Cincinnati, it was weird

>>78123633
it's one loss, why do dumb pat fans write off their teams so easily

same shit happened in 2014

Your daily reminder that this game was the Super Bowl for Chiefs flyover fucks. Meanwhile, we Patriots GODS are preparing for the ACTUAL Super Bowl. So enjoy your meaningless win, while we take home ring number SIX.

>>78123672
>why do dumb pat fans write off their teams so easily
>dumb pat fans
>dumb
Looks like you answered your own question.

>>78123663
>forgetting the absolute beat down a healthy chargers team gave them

>>78123686
Such weak damage control. Patsfags really have nothing and resort to "I'm retarded lol" shitposting. Pathetic.

>>78123686
SEETHING

>>78123672
I'm not a pats fan you goober. I just didn't stay up for the PC and wanted to know if anything besides the normal responses happened

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K-K-KISS THE R-R-RING B-BITCH

>>78123699
Kiss the fucking goddamn RINGS. WE OWN THIS CONFERENCE.

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What ever happened to these two best buddies?

im a cardinals fan

please help

>>78123481
this. this is what brought it on Berry.

>>78123727
>t. bad guys as they're being hauled away by the cops

>>78123725
>>78123727

Fucking cheat gags

>>78123744
Gib honeybadger
>>78123738
cute!

>>78123738
One team got to get into the club, and the other didn't.

>>78123433
I fucking despise the faggot but he is a brilliant offensive mind. I'd put him up there with Sean Payton in that regards. But his personality and attitude is something I find terrible for a HC.

>>78123738
You replace raiders with the chiefs :^)

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>>78123765
obsessed

>>78123404
>Golladay probably won't start this week
>Decker gone for half the season
>Hyder gone for the entire season
>Ziggy still a question mark
>Billingsley shafted again despite leading in receptions again
>Martin still out

It was supposed to be our year...

The patriots gave up 30 unanswered points to the CHIEFS (not even a playoff team), and now yall expect them to compete against ACTUAL playoff contenders like the Cowboys, Steelers, Falcons, Giants.....

Its OVER.

>>78123527
Unless you're a fan of a division rival mindlessnessly hating the Pats is the definition of being a faggot asslicker you espn loving, BLM nigger

>>78123786
Kiss the rings, Cowspic. We will do just fine.

Can the Raiders and Broncucks please stop the Chiefs? >my Chargers likely won't.

>>78123794
SEETHING

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Raiders fan here. Sucks that Berry got injured. He was having an incredible game. One of the best S in the league. I wanted to beat you guys at full strength. I guess we'll just have to drop 50 on you now

>>78123794
>attempts to define "faggot asslicker" in a way that favors him
You keep using this phrase; I do not think it means what you think it means.

>>78123818
Your team may drop 50, but you'll give up 70.

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how will he handle the loss lads

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Current power rankings

>>78123852
BR is shit but at least they seem to rank the Packers somewhat accurately. I have no idea how all these faggots keep ranking Packers in the top 3 when their defense is still fucking trash.

>>78123852
>ever trusting Bleacher Report, of all fucking sites
You wanna know how I know you're an utter pleb?

>>78123515
>Brady is the GOAT for a reason:
Brady isn't the goat though you turbofag.

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Keep overlooking the Panthers

That's right. Keep picking the Failcucks to win the NFC South. They surely won't be hung over from the Super Bowl loss.

>>78123876
5 rings say other wise, jealous hater.

>>78123561
Jesus, you fucking idiots and your fucking /pol/ boogeyman are fucking cancer. Ignore the post you fucking retard

>>78123852

this is what pisses me off is these people spend the whole offseason dickriding a team than jump ship as soon as they lose a game

>>78123884
Get an actual QB and maybe people won't keep overlooking your garbage team.

>>78123884
Y'all really need to have a live black panther at your games. Shit would be cash.

>>78123884
As long as you have that ape you call a qb you aren't winning shit

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Division win gonna be ezpz
Playoff win(s) incoming

>>78123907
>racist ignorant comment
>I-I-It's not /pol/!

Retard

>>78123949

B-But our mascot downed a punt in a live game once

>>78123954
I want Tom Brady to hang 100 points on your shit team to teach you the PatGODS are superior to your stupid city.

>>78123996
A real live black panther would crush the fuck out of the ball. That'd be bad-ass!

>>78123922
>>78123953

Can't wait until Cam wins CPOTY so you can all be triggered and rationalize away why he's not elite and keep talking about how black people are too stupid to play QB.

>>78124001
>contacting Char Aznable: "Hey, we may potentially have a job for you: drop an asteroid on this one city. Everyone'll thank you for it, too!"

>>78124022
Read option QBs don't do well in the league, Panturd fan.

>>78123873
dude rodgers lmao

Odell Beckham is going to play on one leg Sunday night and the Cowboys' trash secondary still won't be able to stop him.

Hell, if I ran the right routes *I* could probably haul in a pass against Dallas' (((((((((((((((((defense)))))))))))))))))))). They're literally the Saints with a national following.

>>78123919
I wouldn't call moving a team from #1 to #2 because they lost and looked bad "jumping ship" exactly

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>>78124112

>>78124134
Which obviously means they're still dickriding them.

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SUPERIOR

>>78123672
This is what every fan does for every team in every situation ever. If a team loses the first game of the year, they're basically done for the year.

>>78124252
jesus nigga just put on a rubber. Is he trying to breed whitey into minority status by himself?

>>78123919
You mean you're mad at them for updating their predictions when new info becomes available? Should they just stick with the same pre-season power ranking all season?

>>78123901
>C-c-count the rings
Where were you when you first realized that Pats fans had become exactly like Cowboys fans?

>>78124324
Watching a Chokeboys game, and realizing that they look, sound, and act EXACTLY THE SAME.

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>>78124324
when they stopped showing up to home games

>>78123786
The Chiefs, a team that has made the playoffs the last four years aren't a playoff team. OK bro.

>>78124323
>>78124134

Because if you really believed X team was such a juggernaut you shouldn't overreact to one loss.

Not to Mention the chiefs lost one of their best players too

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>>78123807
We got you senpai.

Tits fan here, how will they underwhelm this season?

>>78124363
You realize the stadium was just as empty at that point in the third quarter too.

Leaving at half regardless of the score is a New England thing, because the only road to the stadium (which is in the middle of nowhere) is a two-lane road.

>>78124363
Foxborough is a far drive for us. We got to beat the traffic, you know. I left when we were down 28-27. No reason to waste time with losers.

>>78124399
unimpressively.

seriously, though, I don't think this year they will underwhelm. with the talent the team has, I think they're actually poised to disappoint.

>>78124399
Well they're gonna lose at home to the Raiders for the 3rd year in a row. So just extrapolate from there

>>78124404
>>78124411
Nice "fans" y'all have there.

>>78124438
They have to earn my support, they were losing. Is it not right to leave when they are shit? The Patriots standard is high and they disappointed me. So I left.

>>78124252
Have these kids been dna tested?
It's really not far fetched to believe that the 10 women he has kids with get around and likely could have someone else's kid
But cromartie is rich and has them chillun support dollas

>>78124460
>Is it not right to leave when they are shit?
No, it isn't right. Real fans stay 'til the end, win or lose, proud or embarrassed. That's just how actual fandom works. Cheatriots "fans" never learned this.

>>78124489
I only cheer for winners, the Patriots are winners. I have never even been to New England. When they become shit, I'll just go back to cheering for the Raiders or something.

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>>78123699
>>78123701
>>78123786
>>78123876
>>78123907
>>78123919
>>78123978
>>78124324

>>78123781
>Golladay probably won't start
why not?
>ziggy still a question mark
hes off PUP, I bet he plays

>>78124252
We're about to have like 8 Cromarties in the NFL in 15 years or so.

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>>78123450

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>>78124500
Oh, so you're a filthy bandwagoner. PURGE

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>reminder

>>78124545
Sam Bradford for Tom Brady, who says no?

>>78124524
once they breed, in another generation there will be a team made up entirely of cromarties, with antonio playing the role of old-ass owner running it all and making bank

>>78124548
So what if I'm a bandwagoner? There is nothing wrong for cheering for a winner. Last year I was a Falcons fan until they lost, then I rightfully returned to the Patriots. I never lose.

Who's gonna pick up Josh Rosen, /nfl/?

>>78124595
The Jets. God help him.

>>78124583
>So what if I'm a bandwagoner? There is nothing wrong for cheering for a winner. Last year I was a Falcons fan until they lost, then I rightfully returned to the Patriots. I never lose.
OK, let's see here.
>bandwagoner
>only cheers for winners
>"I never lose."
>uses dindu nuffin defense
Just keep digging that hole deeper and deeper.

I have an idea: extend the nfl season at least a few more months, possibly four more. Make it so that there is at least one nfl game per day. Give more rest to the players. Allow the fans to watch every single game. Hire an asian programmer to figure out the schedule with sufficient rest for each team. NFL profits more with a game every night. The players have a shorter off season but more rest in between weeks. I'm not bored every night.

>>78124652
That would reduce the need for weeknight NHL/NBA games, certainly.

>>78124621
You just don't know anything. You are entitled to nothing but wins. Only fags who suck cheer for losers. The way I see it all loser shit teams should be contracted.

>>78124683
>Somehow if I only cheer for winners, it will automagically make me not be a loser! Yeah, that's the ticket!

>>78124735
I own a replica ring of every Super Bowl winner since 2002, in some way I am a member of those great teams, and all I can say to you is this: kiss each and every single one.

#78124766
"No."

>>78124670
well less people would watch basketball for sure which may finally be the final straw needed for the nba to shorten its tedious regular season. Most NHL fans who watch the regular season probably won't be affected by the nfl playing on the same day (i.e. too hardcore)

>>78124652
>extend the nfl season at least a few more months,
>Make it so that there is at least one nfl game per day. Give more rest to the players

for this to happen there would need to be A LOT more NFL teams.

>>78124515
Golladay injured himself at practice

>>78123852
>eagles that high

Wew lad

>tfw been on /sp/ long enough to remember when I was the only chief fan in the generals
>Chiefs weren't a meme. Just so pathetically bad a player killed himself
>I made the first Alex Smith wojack in a chiefs uniform and it still gets posted to this day
>tfw all the text on that wojack is outdated

Where does the time go lads? Also we need to update the Alex Smith wojack

>>78124838
WHY GOD

WHAT DID DETROIT DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS

>>78124885
By trading Bobby Layne. Also William Clay Ford.

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> KISS THE RING

Lmao at the pats faggots shitposting all off-season about their dream team
Never fucking works idiots
Muh trades
Muh Brandin cooks is 5'10 Randy moss
Muh kony ealy (top kek)
Muh stephon Gilmore
All looked like hot garbage and the team wasn't clicking at all all those faggot Pat's fans thought they were gonna go 16-0 this year for real

>>78124832
sixteen games takes sixteen days though. That could mean at least doubling the length of the regular season. Of course it doesn't necessarily mean that there absolutely needs to be one every night either though

>>78124903
Patriots are the only team that can actually use this excuse. We won 5 Owls in 17 years, we can use the rings.

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is it our year?

>>78124946
As long as nigger Tomlin is on the sidelines, no. Belichick lives in his head rent free.

>>78124946
>paying a cheerleader to be your head coach
heh

*trips*

Derek Carr is a system babby. He's a shit QB.

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>tfw the pats lose and somehow go 15-1 and win the owl

>>78125065
Trade Brady for draft picks. I'm a Patriots fan but he's shit now, as evidenced by last night. I'd start the wop now.

>>78124968
Belichick only seems better than Tomlin because blacks have superior moral codes than whites and don't cheat and are at a disadvantage in that way

>>78125104
Nigga, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

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>mfw pats go 18-1 again

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>2017
>Not falling for the nuJags II: Electric Boogalo: This Time We're For Real meme

>>78125128
Well then I would rather be disadvantaged then concede my convictions. I see why whites rule the nfl now despite being built on the backs of blacks

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>>78125098
gimme

>>78125202
Are you so desperate for a QB that you will take a 40 year old who won't even be playing in 5 years even if he's the best of all time?

>>78123833

epic

>>78125215
At this point, Brett Favre could cone out of retirement and it would still be a step up

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>>78124906

My nigga, I never said theyz will be 16-0. And the season weaves and waynes for every team. Fortunes change every week my nigga. Its who left standing at end that counts.


Yes, Pats look a bit off. My beautiful nigga Edelman was the soul of the Patriots. BUT, great teams endure and overcome. And Brady never gives up. And a 1st game loss maybe best thing could happen to defending CHAMPS. To light a fire under their azz.


>Pic related, The PATRIOTS are the for real "America's Team" for a reason. They also got the GOAT.

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>In consideration for the safety of our players, coaches and staff, the Jacksonville Jaguars will remain in Houston following Sunday's game and will reevaluate travel options on Monday morning. We will be thinking of those in our city and throughout Florida and the southeast who will be affected, as well as the first responders who will be working through this storm. We look forward to returning to Jacksonville as soon as possible.

>BTFO Houston
>Occupy their shithole as a joke

>>78125534
Are we still at the part of the season where we pretend the Jags are going to be good?

>>78125584
I moved past that months ago, Fournette is gonna be the only even mildly serviceable part of that offense.

>>78125584
>It's a "Anon thinks bad QB play will remotely effect a 'run the ball and play good defense' team"

Spoilers: Teams have won super bowls doing that

>>78125668
You realize the last few teams to win like that are 2015 Broncos, 2014 Seahawks, 2002 Bucs, and 2000 Ravens right? You're telling me this current Jags team is similar to those?

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>>78125668
>>78125708

>>78125708
Oops meant 2013 Seahawks

>>78125708
>Falling for the "GOD QB PASSING THE BALL TO WIN IS STILL THE NFL META" meme

The meta has always been run the ball/stop the run, and it always will be

>>78124252

He didn't get a fucking vasectomy, he lied about getting one. He was getting too much grief about having so many kids whose names he struggled to remember, that he just started saying "I got a vasectomy, guys, enough's enough for me." It's possible he even told his wife he was getting one and just left the house for a few hours with a couple of his side pieces and came back, balls drained, saying "ooh, yeah, got that there vasectomy, gonna need to ice up a few days" He probably even dumbly told himself he was just going to be a little more careful in the future and aim for pulling out 2 pumps early rather than 1.

You fucking morons. The simplest explanation for multiple pregnancies after a vasectomy is that there never was a fucking vasectomy.

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How long until he falls off a cliff and gets traded for a 4th?

>>78125850
He'll retire after next season.

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/906167769116397568

is the league finished?

>>78123561
kys faggot

>>78125970
maybe if all the idiots who ruined the nfl in the first place (the people who made sports about identity politics and so on) just leave and stop watching then it could start catering to the people who care about football and it will be resuscitated

>>78125850
>>78125932
he's headed to a contender like houston or denver to win a couple owls with a competent defense, retards

>>78125850
Well he's a little over a year younger than Brady. So next season.

>>78126024
They would have to be purged like a malignant cancer, first.

>>78124871
>Alex Smith gets traded to the Chiefs
>suddenly the Chiefs become a massive meme
So this is the power of Smeth

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/09/08/tyreek-hill-called-the-play-that-resulted-in-a-75-yard-touchdown/
>hey man I'm gonna go deep, just throw it to me lmao

>>78126024
That would only hasten cable's death. The NFL will be fine once it transitions to a much better, more accessible streaming service, as well as eliminate all blackouts.

>>78124766
how about you kiss the inside of an exit bag faggot

>>78125970

IT STARTS WITH

>>78126154
The remainder

>>78126147
Aww, little angry baby is mad he doesn't get to be on the winning team every year.

>>78126176
That's the number that remains

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*sips tea*

>>78126209
Does someone have that Steelers/Pats image with "It's a bold strategy, Cotton."

>>78126209
>>78126229
Matt Patricia is a fucking awful coordinator.

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>>78126229
>>78126241
that's not the point. this was from the tyreek hill 75yd td. should've been offsides and the play shouldn't have counted.

>>78126039
>contender
>like Houston

lol

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>>78126182
Fuck no, I'm laughing my ass off at how pathetic bandwagoning faggots like you truly are.
Keep telling yourself how much of a "winner" you are while mommy and daddy pay for your adult diapers and Mountain Dew.
At least you're not a huefag though.

>>78126311
I'm not really commenting on what should/should've been, I just want that image from the Steelers/Pats game.

>>78126330
shouldn't have*

>>78124937
Didn't you know, CheatAnon? Sometimes, the rings use YOU.

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Titans starting CB is out
LMAO
Gonna be too EZ
WE FEASTIN

>>78126353
It's funny how Raidniggers think barely beating a shit team like the Tits makes them any good.

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>>78126321
If the Toxins can find a QB that doesn't piss himself every time he has to throw a football, they're headed to a conference championship within the next 3 years.

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>>78126370
iT DOESN'T MATTER WHO IT IS BITCH

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>Jaylon Smith will be the Cowboys starting MLB

The Giants will hang 40 on the Cowboys

It's almost too easy when the Cowboys' two biggest defensive stars are a rookie with a bum knee and a veteran with a glass skeleton

>>78126385
Why do Toxins fans keep bringing up this hypothetical when history shows they will never, ever have a decent QB?

>>78126385
If the Toxins had a real QB they would have at least two rings with that defense. The fact that Bill O'Brien and Mike Vrabel can get 9 wins a year with garbage at QB is a testament to how good they are as coaches.

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hey there tommy buddy
not so fun without a defense, is it?

>>78126403
Well then why haven't the Raiderspics beaten the Chiefs since 2015?

>>78126311
>autistic Cheatriots bandwagoner screeching

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Will the cheatriots be moving the team to Mexico or London now?

>>78126427
Who is better between the two: Patricia or Don "le scheme man" Capers?

>>78126415
>Vrabel
Dude just became DC this year. Crennel's been the DC in the OB era, but now he's the assistant HC. I believe Vrabel was the linebackers coach before.

>>78126452
Crennel too. Both have done a fine job there.

Green Bay wins the Superbowl.

Aaron Rodgers begins his dynasty Sunday.

Mark it boys.

>>78126414
But past performance is not a predictor of future events; even the money guys know this. Why are >we even having to tell you this basic shit?

>>78126467
With that defense? He's good, but he's no miracle worker. There is no way he can make it far in the postseason.

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>Tfw you dont have to hear 19-0 talk

feels good man

>>78126450
Patricia can put the clamps on in crunch time from time to time. Capers without fail removes the clamps in crunch time.

>>78126449
London, so we can call them the Silly Nannies!

Just heard from my buddy in Dallas that Zeke is gonna play on Sunday weather the NFL likes it or not

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>>78126467
>tfw no qt Smeth/Rodgers superb owl

>>78126491
Toxinsfag here. Can confirm about Capers. Yueg cushions on the WRs, deep-ass zone, hardly any man when you should be pressing. Capers was shit.

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>>78126464

>>78124460
Wow.

>>78126510
At least you have a real defense, unlike the Packers.

>>78126523
Ro(d)ger that.

>post number 78126450
is this poster serious

>>78126536
Whether he is or not, clearly it's Capers.

>>78126489
He's been to the NFC championship twice in the past three years. And only lost to the Seahawks due to what was quite possibly the worst ref call in the history of the sport.

It's possible.

week 1 upset predictions?

>>78126523
Would be nice if the offense could pick up the god damned slack every once in a while. Or at least not turn the ball over a gorillion times. Oh, and if special teams could get its fucking shit together and just not have retarded holding/blocking-in-the-back penalties on kicks and punts, that'd be great too. And if returners would just pick a direction and go forward instead of trying to juke like they're in Madden, that would be fucking lovely.

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>play Green Bay
>bring out the male cheerleaders
>???
>win

>>78126556
Not really an upset but the Jags are definitely beating the Texans, I think people underestimate how talented that defense is because only like one starter in the secondary actually played in the preseason

>>78126556
Packers beat Seahawks.

>>78126551
That's pretty much as far as he can carry them. The defense has shit the bed though in almost every single occurrence. Even if he could push them over the top, there's just nothing he could do against an AFC team.

>>78126502
>Smith can throw for more touchdowns than Brady in two meetings
>Rodgers can even win a super bowl
>neither of them have ever been as happy nor will be as happy as they were in that picture
>side by side
>laughing with each other
>smiling with each other
>loving each other

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>Westbrook put on IR

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>>78124766
Anon, I'm saying this as a fellow /sp/ dweller: There's something mentally wrong with you.

Reading all your posts makes you seem like you have some disorder with being let down by people.

Latching onto the flavor of the month and earnestly believing you're more than just a leech--that you're actually sharing in that victory; it's unhealthy. It's not healthy.

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>>78126551
ah, yes. It was the refs fault that your special teamer fucked up.

>>78126616
Wrong call.

>>78126612
Doug Marrone should be fired and Gus should come back.

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>>78126628
oh, then how about when your defense gave up two long passes in a row?

>>78126566
Maybe we need the boss from The Office to go pay them a visit...

>>78126576
interesting. considering it's at lambeau and a lot of people put the packers ahead of the seahawks anyway, i'd think the seahawks are the underdogs if there is one. that will be a good game, though

>>78125668
Except those teams had elite defenses. Jaguars do not have an elite defense, it's above average at best. Shit, I can't even give them that until we see what they can do on Sunday.

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>>78126434
It's a new season

>>78126748
And a new time for disappointing their spic fans. Go Pats.

>>78126748
>cheering before he even caught the ball
scripted garbage

>>78126413
>dallas
>defence
pick one

>>78126832
Gee, that's a good play truly they must have won that game though?

goddammit why did we let the webm raiderspic back in

players you cant believe are still in the league
>marcedes lewis
>vinateri
>greg olsen
>fitzy
>danny woodhead
>breshad perriman
>derek anderson, matt moore, teddy b, t.j. yates, geno smith, chase daniels, landry jones
>darren sproles, adrian peterson, matt forte, chris ivory, cjy2k got cut I think, mike tolbert
>michael crabtree
>marcus sherels
>JPP cause I mean he lost a hand
>eric weddle
>reggie nelson
>julius peppers
>posluszny
>karlos dansby
>aj klein

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>>78126761
See you in mexico puto
>>78126772
U mad?
>>78126849
>preseason

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>>78126612
>I was shitposting about how good he would be earlier this morning

vintage jaguars

>>78126876
Kiss the rings, spic subhuman.

>>78126888
Tard fight! Tard fight!

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>>78126876
>michael crabtree
kys
>>78126888
>>78126852
I'm white sorry sweeties

>>78126904
As if, I'm a noble Patriots fan. I'm above his kind as I cheer for a winner.

>>78126910
I'm a Jewish Patriots fan and I'm better than you because I actually saw my team win their Super Bowls.

>>78123876
>17 years of high octane excellence
>B-b-b-but yesterday....
Holy fuck it's embarrassing seeing people do this shit.

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>>78126862
Number of times Teddy has won a division: 1
Number of times Sam Bradford has won a division: 0

Vikings better dump Bradford in the off season. I'll take busted Bridgewater over that bum.

>>78126946
Teddy will never be the same, I say that as a Vikings fan. That injury will permanently alter his ability to play.

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>>78126927

OFFICIAL WORST NFL FANBASES ON SPUH

1.COWBOYS
2.PATRIOTS
3 (tie). SEAHAWKS
3 (tie). STEELERS
5. PACKERS

players I cant believe are out of the league
>rg3
>manziel
>chris borland
>sua cravens
>romo
>matt elam
>justin gilbert
>justin blackmon
>dion jordan and bjorn werner
>aldon smith
>josh gordon
>heath miller

>>78126888
small white dick spotted

>>78124460
God I hope you're false flagging

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>>78126927
at least we'll win our week 1 game

>>78126946
>>78126958
teddy will always be the same, I say that as a Vikings fan. That injury will permanently save this team from 7-9 because that fucking chump had the mental acuity of a sloth.

>>78126988
I'd rather lose week 1 and win a 6th Super Bowl than win week 1 and lose my QB to a stubbed toe.

>>78126988
>implying
You best not be sleeping on the Titans boy.

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>>78126965
Justin Blackmon is still with the Jaguars

>yfw Jags in the Superb Owl and Justin Blackmon comes jogging out the tunnel like Jordan in Space Jam and scores the game winning TD with 4 DBs hanging on his jersey

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>>78127016
>winning an owl with that front 7

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You may only reply to this post if your team can realistically win their week 1 game.

>>78127041
>>78127041
bullshit. I read an article he had abandoned football and was living in Oklahoma sipping on crown.

>>78127059
We will win because we're the Patriots, and if we don't win, I'll just cheer for someone who does. I'm not even a Patriots fan, I'm just a Tom Brady fan.

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>the one thing the jets have going for them is that they are favored for next year's overall pick
>yfw Luck is hurt much worse than Irsay and co. let on and we end up getting the #1 pick instead

Poor jets can't even lose right

>>78127041
>On December 19, 2015, Blackmon was arrested for DUI in his hometown of Ardmore, Oklahoma. He pleaded guilty to DUI, and in August 2016 was sentenced to one year in jail, which was suspended pending the completion of one year of probation. He was also fined $1,000 and ordered to undergo 100 hours of community service. If he ever decided to play again, he would have to go through a two-month vetting process after applying for reinstatement. Despite having not played a meaningful down for the Jaguars in more than three years, as of the 2016 season, he remained on the roster, and the Jaguars had no intention of cutting him.

really activates my almonds. the Jags are playing 7D Chess

>>78127016
Judging by how they've played so far this season, we're missing the playoffs anon.

>>78127085
You shouldn't be allowed to get the number 1 pick because you will just ruin them like you did Luck.

>>78127085
>then they trade Luck to the Broncos
You know it's going to happen

>>78126862

>JPP cause I mean he lost a hand

Ronnie Lott cut off the tip of one of his own fingers and was still an elite DB.

JPP doesn't need an entire hand to kick most offensive linemen's asses.

>>78127095
>You shouldn't be allowed to get the number 1 pick because you will just ruin them like you did Luck.
Doubtful, our team is determined to lean on Luck until he is in an early grave. Unlike our last two #1 picks this time around we'll just give it to some QB-hungry team for a bounty of picks like the Titans did to the Rams and the Rams to the redskins

>>78127063

>Josh Gordon literally drives stolen vehicles and tests positive like three times and still gets reinstated
>Blackmon tests positive twice and gets banned forever

Blackmon got redpilled on how the NFL was actively trying to destroy the Jaguars franchise before the Rams moved to LA and decided it wasn't worth the money. Smart guy

Meanwhile Josh Gordon keeps getting slaps on the wrist after testing positive twice as many times as Blackmon

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>>78127016
>muh injuries
god was simply humbling Carr last season
now you shall see him truly rise
>>78127021
Titans ain't shit

>>78127088
https://www.theringer.com/2016/9/8/16045696/the-disappearance-of-justin-blackmon-9823f0376c98
great read for everyone here if you have the time

http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7402/justin-blackmon
unemployed

>>78127142
Means nothing to me because my team is guaranteed a ring this year, enjoy meaningless regular season victories.

>>78127085
How are the colts so good at tanking?

>Jeff George
>Peypey
>Luck

Imagine if these guys actually went to different teams.

They should be barred from picking in the top 5.

>>78127182

Don't forget Elway.

The difference being Elway knew what was up and threatened to play for the Yankees if the Colts didn't trade him.

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>>78125970

SI, ESPN are the ones dying when they turned away from actual Sports and Americana, and started catering to BlackLiesMatter, Anti-Americanism, Identity politics, Feminism, and liberal trannies.

I doubt 50% of anybody at SI or ESPN even having a job in 5-10 years.


And the NFL also went full retard when it started catering to Anti-Americans and BlackLiesMatter dumb niggas on a weekly basis now.

>>78126993
Hey hey look who's filtered

>fucking worthless faggot

>>78123415
Who are you trying to convince anon, me or you?

>Jags claim Calvin Pryor

What's he about? I don't know anything about him except he was god tier in Madden

>>78123515
I hope Brady breaks a knee.

>>78127215

I miss the time before this flag bullshit became a thing.

I remember going to the Giants/Patriots game the weekend after the ISIS Terror Attack in Paris. They brought out a flag the size of the field. Place was going nuts during the national anthem. It was great.

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I never thought I'd miss him bros. I just want a consistent QB again. If he plays like that all season he might actually have a chance at an owl.

>>78127298
You deserve it for giving us Kaepernig. I hope your team never does well ever again.

>>78127298
we'll see what Hoyer can do. He looked pretty solid from what I saw in the preseason. I'm excited about Goodwin too.

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>>78124595
Miami

Gotta appeal to the (((fan base)))

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>>78127298
>took a meme QB over a traditional pocket passer

49ers deserve to be as shit as they are.

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>>78127315
It'll be interesting to see but I'm not keeping my hopes up. We have a fairly solid idea of his ceiling, and it doesn't seem like he's gonna be our qb of the future. As long as Based CJ progresses I'm excited for the future.

>>78126311
why the fug is 24 standing where he is? it seems like he is in a really terrible position to cover either of those receivers.

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>Denver Donkeys

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>>78127264

On your azz maybe my nigga.
>tfw you raped a nigga so hard in a past thread 1-2 weeks ago, that all he do is stalk you, try to copy you, dreams about you, and his whole NFL existence now revolves around you.


I like you my nigga, we good some, but I made you bleed.

>>78127372
If only you could have cloned Peypey.

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>>78127357
CJ did look pretty good too, which I did not expect at all. So glad Reid has found his role in the defense though, the difference in the way he looks this year and last is always night and day. And the thought of that Bowman and Foster combo makes me want to cream my frilly pink panties.

>>78127330
To be fair the original plan was to get Peyton Manning before the Broncos stole him. Smeth is a cocksucking choke artist who will never win an owl.

>>78126490
Give Semen man a couple weeks, and we will have 19-0 talk all over again

>>78127398
Virgin Veru wears frilly pink panties lol, looks like he should trade them in for his magic underwear.

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>>78127406
>being rude and talking bad about based smeth

>>78127406
Manning is a choke artist and has two Owls. You can game manage your way to an Owl ez.

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>>78127422
Stay obsessed

>>78127182
Jeff George would have been trash regardless of where he played

>>78127443
>O-obsessed!
Lmao kiss my 5 rings, bitch.

>>78127265
are you trying to promote nationalism?!?!

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c-can the Falcons be first on the power rankings? please bros?

>>78127455
what position do you play?

>>78127490
I'm the 12th man. Most important position in the game. I own replica rings.