/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

>>78122769
It's not even funny anymore

BisGOD bless

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gotta love all the new blood rising in the UFC, lads. Cody, Max, and Whittaker are 25 and absolute killers. every other division has a guy on the rise under 30 who's sick to watch. I love this sport

yoel romero would get flatlined by thales leites

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Natty GOAT

>Natty GOAT
That's not CR7

>>78122791
half the lightweight top 10 are under 30

good shit my guy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wanhLPVBCf0

Reminder to look into it

>>78122791
Isn't 30-32 prime fighting age?

>>78122834
>some shifty dirtbag hired to defend Jon defends him

shocking development

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What is the greatest fight of all time and why is it Robbie vs Rory 2?

>>78122823
145 is the same way. bunch of dudes who are still fresh or just hitting their prime. Choi, Burgos, Zabit, Lando (he's capable of cutting to it, he started as a FW), Hall (kind of a joke, but fun to watch IMO for the novelty), Arnie Allen, Bektic, Knight, Moicano, Ortega, Yair, Tucker, Volkanovski

we live in blessed times, my dear anon

>>78122843
depends on who you ask and what they're taking. Benny Funk says 26-30 is prime but PEDs can extend it to 35-36. but the concept of a "prime" can be highly individualized. if you ask me, it's something like 28-32, though I can see a broader range of 26-33/34. plus, variables such as size and area of living, among others, and diet play a large part.

>>78122843
>>78122892
For HW/LHW, your prime is 32-36
Below that, it's usually 28-32

>>78122921
I'd imagine HW to be a lot younger because of all the chin deleting heavy hitters

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>>78122834
>why would Jones use PEDs in the lead up to a fight
>that makes no sense whatsoever

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#GOAT

>>78122930
Nah, generally a HW's prime is in their early-to-mid 30s. Look at Stipe, for example. He got knocked out by Struve, beaten by JdS, then he's entered his prime and become the HW champion.

>>78122921
generally, yeah. but again, we can't assume natural career progression in the UFC/combat sports. PEDs always play a large effect and there are a ton of other variables.

but in terms of natural career progression of an athlete, I'd agree with you. then again, it may differ for MMA because not every high-level fighter has been grinding since middle school.

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>>78122932
Oh please, please let the montage be extended.

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>>78122957
Heeminder Stipe tapped

>>78122930
they get their old man strength earlier because of how much shorter their lifespans are

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>>78122955
>implying that winning a decision over the shadow of the ghost of the corpse of hendo erases the greatest knockout of all time

You can't change the past, buddeh.

>>78122990
Hey, it worked for Goobs

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>>78122990
Hendo off the roids just isn't as good

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>>78122990
Get hit by old man Hendo and get up seconds later. I dare you

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>>78123013
>>78123019
That chin needs to be tucked, buddeh.

>>78123026
Another roider...

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>>78123026
Anything pre-USADA disqualifies as an arguement

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>>78123008
He didn't even win. Ask Nate.

>>78123029
>>78123035
Bisping is on enough EPO to kill a horse.

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>>78123039
>2 for Goobs
>1 for a draw
>0 for Nate

>>78123039
According to who? Rampage?
>b-b-but he said

>pre-usada
>bisping is a journeyman

>Usada era
>Bisping is the GOAT middleweight

hmmm

>>78123057
Oh for sure, Gooby really majority decisioned the absolute shit out of Nate.

>>78123068
>beat two people who should have retired years ago and one good fighter
>GOAT
Your standards are pretty low tbqh.

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The steroid withdrawls are hitting Luke hard

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>>78123079
>I-I obviously won

Who is the better champ Conor or Bisping?

>>78123121
Ending Aldo's run with one punch was pretty fucking impressive. They're both playing a lot of games, though

>>78122936
it really does not

Its like saying a silverback would bring a knife to kill a monkey

Jones has no history of PED use, the only people who think he does are literal turbonerd redditor virgins who dislike him because he does recreational drugs

>>78123057
A Pole and a Scot.

>>78123013
>gets knockdown three times at least by the 40 year old
sure his power is what it used to be

>>78123170
>Jones has no history of PED use
It's really strange that he didn't get a reduction in his previous sentence, then.

>>78123165
the luckyest punch of all time

>>78122862
That's cause heavyweight is so shallow and everyone is on roids

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>>78123091
>I didn't care I lost to Nate
>Dana book that rematch right away!

>>78123170
>the only people who think he does are literal turbonerd redditor virgins
says the third world shitstain gagging 8 inches deep on his shaft

>>78123187
The Hendo that murdered Bisping with one punch wouldn't have lost by decision.

Shevchenko = r/mma
Nunes = /heem/

I would rather have the spammer every single thread than even one more meta Schaubpost total cancer

>>78123262
WMMA and Flyweight = r/mma
Real fighters = /heem/

>>78123262
>lbgt minority not reddit

>>78123262
>shitskin dyke who pulls from fights because of some sniffles

No

Everyone else = r/mma
Bisping and Conor = 4chan

>>78122769
This sperg has got to be on /sp/ 24 hours a day to be able to make 5 OPs in a row.

Pretty funny if it wasn't so sad.

Bisping is literally a redditor

Colby Covington = 4chan
Everyone else = reddit

>>78123323
lol why you so mad bro?

Bisping, Joanna, Claudia = r/mma
Tuss, Aspen Ladd, Miesha's sister = 4chan

>>78122968
>Aldo, Anderson and Stipe getting flat-lined
>Barao and RDA getting stopped standing

Poetry

4chan != heem

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>>78123262

>>78123332
Like I said, it would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>>78123361
yeah you mad

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Jon Jones is a drugged-out retard that can't stop getting banned. That's about as /heem/ as it gets

>>78123376
Did you get into an accident that has you bed ridden all day? Being on this website all day isn't healthy loserboy

Heavyweight, Light Heavyweight, Lightweight = Casuals
Women's MMA, Flyweight, Featherweight = r/mma
Bantamweight, Welterweight, Middleweight = /heem/

>>78123412
Actually with the Clover app I can do my shitposting and live my social life at the same time! Thats right folks, the clover app is a mobile-app for 4chan users to use on the go! And get this, its free!

>>78123436
What were you doing awake at 4:46 am?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/and_dont_you_forget.png/

Why is Valentina's sister so much darker than her? Do they have different mother's?

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>>78123489
They don't even look related

>>78123488
Woke up in the middle of the night

>>78123436
>>78123516
you should just admit you're a loser, anon. better to own what you are than try to save face on an anonymous image board.

also
>using 4chan while in public
that's not really better at all

>>78123412
why u so mad

>>78123489
Race is a social construct.

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>>78123514
Yes they do

>>78123534
I need something to do in between sets

Bisping bless. May your envy and hatred be lifted from your soul

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>>78123514

>>78123563
>between sets
You eat cheetos and spam 4chan in sets?

>>78123563
>NEEDS to see his bros on 4chan in between "sets"
lol even if you do respectably lift, that's just so sad

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Roy Nelson = Irma
Brandone Shaub = Moral Springs

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>>78123323

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will he make a comeback in bellator?

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>>78123583
Why didn't Schaub use MMA angles?

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Gdansk

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>>78123583
Holding down my house and not moving, you underestimate south Floridians.

>goat
>can't go up a weight class and be competitive

never learn

>>78123615
>you underestimate south Floridians
lol shut up you dork, it's a cat 4 at least and everyone's leaving. one of my best friends just dipped out to Vero. there's nothing cool about you being a retard in the middle of a historic storm.

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>>78123615
Rush Limbaugh already fled, you should do the same if you don't want to be perma-heemed like your idol

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>>78123574
Actually I go to the gym and engage in a healthy natty diet.

>>78123582
I get a sense of joy when I know I put h8rs like you in their place

>>78123615
Have you written your social security number on your body so that they'll be able to identify your corpse?

>>78123621
that's why daniel dc cormier is the goatest of all time my man

>>78123630
No one actually believes a fatty like you goes to the gym bro.

Admit that you're on 4chan all day like coralsprings. It can be proven you were here all day.

>>78123630
>I get a sense of joy when I try to big myself on 4chan
fucking kek

>>78123626
I've been through a category 4, with hurricane window shutters we'll be fine.
>>78123629
Rush is loaded, he can afford the luxury of getting out so he won't live without power for a bit.
>>78123637
Not cool

christiano 'jacare' ronaldo is not my boy

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>>78123607
Why isn't he using a wide stance my guy?

>>78123565
Jesus, she looks like an Iowan housewife

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>>78123645
>>78123647
>h8rs all rev'd up because they can't do anything to stop me

>>78123645
>Admit that you're on 4chan all day like coralsprings
I am here all day but I still have time to go to the gym at night.

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Hey, /heem/, whats your favorite upcoming fights you're looking forward to?

For me, I can't wait to see Rockholm in the cage again to see if he still has it after getting heem'd by Bisping

>>78123648
sounds like you're forced to stay, not choosing to stay. just say that next time. say I don't have the money to relocate for a while and continue my usual standard of living instead of some bullshit about "us South Floridians are warriors bro xD"

>>78123660
Seriously dude, were you just here all day yesterday?

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/GOOFd.png/

>>78123660
anon all rev'd up cuz he can't run away from the truth

>>78123637
lmao

>>78123664
>I am here all day
Yeah you see, at least you're honest. That's what I like about you springsperg. Other people are still in denial about being on 4chins all day, trying to front a social life persona when this is all they have.

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H8r Brigade is out in full force. Don't let any food out in plain view, brothers. Unless it's green.

>>78123669
I can relocate and I'm not forced to stay, my family is staying because we've been through this before and it blows over. I am also staying because I am going to help clean up.

>>78123669
Im in north florida but im not going anywhere

>>78123690
You munching on cheetos in between your sets while posting on 4chan from your phone again sperg?

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rate my post-workout meal lads. whole wheat penne fra diavolo with hot sauce, grilled chicken, asparagus, and sundried tomatos

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revved him up again lol dude literally never learns

>>78123707
Fast forward to the part you start spamming scat

>>78123702
Isnt fra diavolo supposed to be pretty spicy as is?

>>78123694
that doesn't mean shit, you're getting a weak cat 3 worst case scenario
>>78123692
aka "mom and dad don't wanna leave and i need their money to buy gas"
>>78123707
>changing IPs before posting
you do that in between your sets too? pathetic

>>78123674
At home? No
On 4chan? When I wasn't occupied

>>78123678
The truth being....? You are a h8r in shambles?

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Most dangerous left-hook in MMA history

>>78123684
>Other people are still in denial about being on 4chins all day
I don't understand why people pretend 4chan isn't a conglomerate of anti-socialites. I'm aware this place is a friend simulator for me as well, but I'm surprised it's so shamed on here and people act like they're above others on 4chan.

>>78123669
me and some buddies literally went to the beach during hurricane frances and then again for jeane

it's not a meme m8, you seriously do underestimate floridians

why do the spergs love bisping?

>>78123729
>outside
>still on 4chan all day
shit i'd be rev'd up too if that were my life

>>78123729
You were posting on 4chan literally all day, and today as early as 4 am. Sad! dude.

>>78123726
probably but I get it how they make it and love it

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>>78123740
Why can't h8rs accept love into their hearts?

>>78123728
the point is that people in central florida don't necessarily need to leave either. They're just trading one inconvience for another really, but Sfl and miami on the otherhand is a different story

>>78123740
Mate for the past 2 or 3 weeks any time you'd check /heem/ some fag was complaining about Bisping
This was constant, so people decided to have a laugh at them and just keep posting Bisping because it continues to rev them up every thread day after day. It's "trolling" 101 and these goofs fall for it kek

>>78123740
They love to larp and self-insert as "powerful" figures but this doesn't work cause Bisping is a legit terrible fighter.

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>>78123742
Well I did say when I wasn't occupied. Bisping bless you with reading comprehension

>>78123750
I recall seeing other American flags at that time as well. I fail to see your point. But I appreciate your obsession with me and knowing that I live in your head rent free. Bisping bless

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78123778

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> surprise press conference is called
> Dana, Joanna, and DJ are on a small podium
> Joanna comes forward and says "I wish to unify the straw weight belts, I want to help save this card"

Post yfw

>>78123784
Joanna is 115, DJ is 125
Joanna is Strawweight, DJ is a Flyweight

Australia strikes again

>>78123772
>"trolling 101"
Forcing early Bisping threads the last few days doesn't seem like trolling, just pure autism

>>78123772
>Spam Bisping
>Hey why are you spamming Bisping
>lol h8rs in shambles bisking bless xD

I'm 99% sure it's the scat spammer responsible for most of it, he's the only "person" sorry enough to be here all day on his phone. Until he gets home and starts posting scat from his laptop.

>Bisping has wins over Silva, GSP, Hendo and Rockhold all in a row

Truly the greatest resume in MMA

>>78123739
i've been to florida many times. there is nothing special about you people outside of hot girls being able to wear sexy outfits all year long. stop trying to pretend you're some special subset of stoic warriors bred for combating natural disasters. it's embarrassing
>>78123768
that's true. I do hope Miami doesn't get destroyed. these weirdos on 4chan are so gay though

>>78123779
>24 straight hours of posting on 4chan without any sleep

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/laughing_bong.png/

I hope you're at least keeping yourself hydrated.

>>78123734
I think whittaker has a better left.

to the effect that fighter after fighter would rather step into a right headkick to avoid it.

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>>78123814
This

>>78123779
which is clearly all the time outside of "sets"

>>78123665
Is Garbrandt-Dillashaw official? Sounds like Cruz may end up fighting Rivera, the BW title picture is really heating up

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Leave Conner to me.

friend simulating is the worst thing about /heem/

>>78123806
Mate the people sperging about Bisping started first, don't be surprised when their constant whining is met with ironic shitposting and bait
>>78123805
Come on mate do you really care about what's at the top of the thread. You don't even see it. Personally I liked the news in the OP but that ship sailed long ago

>>78123824
I also make sure to meet my macros everyday. Thanks for the concern

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>>78123806
Wrong

>>78123836
>Sounds like Cruz may end up fighting Rivera
Cruz is waiting for the winner of TJ-Cody

>>78123815
why are you so butthurt and insecure about the fact that floridians have dealt with hurricanes before and aren't really phased by them lel

>>78123839
Aren't you just so much better than everyone else hahaha you don't need this place

>>78123846
The OP doesn't matter, autistic people that force early shit threads is a problem however

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>>78123784

>>78123836
>Is Garbrandt-Dillashaw
Happening on the Bisping/GSP Card, yes.
I'm not sure Cruz will fight Rivera. I think he might even just come back and fight for his belt again, especially if TJ has it

>>78123846
Did Notepad leave /heem/? Poor guy

>>78123846
The obese spammer and some friendless losers like adan started the trend. This is after they got bored of spamming "49-1" when mcgregor lost.

>>78123858
Because he has no idea what he's talking about and doesn't want to admit he's wrong.

>>78123858
not butthurt, just amused by your dumb as shit beliefs. you post on 4chan all day. there's nothing about you that says "survivor"

>>78123868
He comes back infrequently. He must've been a secret Chad after all

>>78123868
NerdPad is long gone

Is TJ going to absolutely fuck up Cody? He just seems way more professional and well rounded than Cody

>>78123859
i didn't realise it would be that easy to bait you into identifying yourself as the friend simulator

>>78123860
the OP doesn't matter idiot

>>78123868
he didn't leave he's still here all damn day lol

>>78123860
>OP doesn't matter
>claims thread is somehow shitty
>gets rev'd up when its made >10 posts early

>>78123798
Good, she won't have to cut weight.

book it Dana. we Rizin freak shows now.

>>78123880
yeah, it's real impressive how you can sit inside and shitpost on 4chan instead of taking a $99 direct flight out into safety

sick courage bro

>>78123868
No, he just diverted most his efforts to taking picks for events.

>>78123894
>he's still here all damn day lol
Just like you

>>78123894
>the OP doesn't matter idiot
Lmao bud gooby lol!
>>78123903
I understand the OP is very important to you nut it doesn't have to be made early

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Michael Bisping

>>78123913
All of my neighbors aren't evacuating either, dude. We are completely fine and have been through hurricanes just as bad. 2005 Hurricane season was way worse.

>>78123936
atta boy

>>78123860
I don't know, I've not noticed them being that early. Not in a general that would have people make threads at 450 posts and then have 3 other people make another one at 500
These are arguably the least spergy OP's in forever.
>>78123879
It's just bants at the end of the day. Don't take anything too seriously. Spergs start posting shit about Bisping, other people post shit back.
Bisping is a good lad though

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>>78123885
Reminder that TJ ended Chris Holdsworth's career by cheap shotting him in sparring because he could handle getting tapped.

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>OP doesn't matter guys
>REEEEEE WHY THE FUCK IS IT BISPING! ABLOO BLOO

>/box/
>comfy slow pace
>discussion about upcoming fights
>no friend simulation
>no recognizable spergs
>everyone nice and friendly

>/heem/
>infested with aspie mandrama losers
>spergs always clamoring to force the OP
>friend simulation all the time
>at least 5 recognizable spergs
>minimal to little actual sport discussion at any given time
>obese fiends who are here all day posting, even when out in public

>>78123940
clearly you're not in south florida so idk why you feel the need to speak. no one cares if you scream defiantly into the heavens as it drizzles in Orlando

This here>>78123948 is why Canada is worst poster, spams Bisping and jerks off the spammer

>>78123881
>floridians have a lifetime of experience with a weather event that is prone to media hype and more often than not ends up being much less destructive than anticipated for areas that are prepared for it
>floridians make a few fun jokes about this on the internet
>sperg: "STOP TRYING TO PRETEND YOU'RE SO TOUGH REEEEEEEEEE"
this is seriously pathetic bruh

>>78123966
Mate if you don't like it just go

>>78123974
Also he's here all day despite having a "job" and a "wife"

>>78123972
I am in South Florida, you're thinking of someone else. Clearly you're not in South Florida.

>>78123986
I'm just noting the differences.

>>78123966
You can leave anytime if you think you're so great. This place is my friend simulator and I absolutely love it.

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*takes your back*

>>78123857
>>78123867
They had that mandrama incident after his last fight so Rivera seems like he's on the edge of getting a big fight. I hope they push these guys hard, the top 5 is legit as fuck right now and everybody's willing to fight each other

>>78124008
Nah you're bitching like always man

>>78123983
tldr. continue shitposting through irma, you have my blessing.
>>78124000
i'm not but my best friend is and he just evacuated. i'll take his word on the magnitude of the storm over some nobody writing in the asshole of the internet

>>78123974
>>78123995
lmao this guy is fuckin pissed

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<----- GOAT MW

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>>78123974
Not far from the truth. Did you know we also hang out in Edmonton at Kelsey's?

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What is his facial expression trying to convey?

>>78124025
Do you ever have time to play with the "baby" your "wife" had after sending your "secretary" home bud?

BISPING IS THE MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

>>78124025
You post this everytime, doesn't make it true fatass

>>78123966
/box/
barely any americans

/heem/
full of americans

that's literally the reason. go on /heem/ when most americans are asleep and it's identical to your description of /box/

>>78124021
Where is your best friend from?

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>>78124025
Shambles
H
A
M
B
L
E
S

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>>78124021
>continue shitposting through irma
I will. Because I'm a Floridian. You wouldn't understand.

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>Nunes goofs up
>Dana: "she'll never headline again"
>Borg: "Hold my beer"

>>78124012
You need to get help before that hurricane ends your life and you can't post here anymore.
>>78124018
I'm noting the differences.

>>78124050
Brickell. plus I can read the news ya know
>>78124060
sad

>>78124049
>when most americans are asleep
But the obese spammer was awake as early as 4 am today and as late as 12 am yesterday.

>>78124080
he was just posting in between sets BRO get off his back!!!!

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Is this the worst thread in the history of /heem/?

>>78124072
Miami is way closer to the shoreline than I am, I'm also 50 miles North of Miami. Your friend definitely has to evacuate. I don't blame you for your lack of knowledge on Florida's geography, I appreciate your concern but I assure you I'll be okay.

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why is everyone so pissy and bitchy today?

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>>78122769
joey coco diaz

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*GADOOSHes the h8rs*

>>78124095
I've seen worse, and most of them involved spainsperg writing paragraphs to everyone.

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<-------- gooby

>>78123966
>at least 5 recognizable spergs
How do I recognize spergs? Can someone make me a youtube tutorial?

Anyone with a USA, UK, Australia and Canada flags and I have no Idea how to tell them apart. Do I have to stay here 24/7?

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*GADOOSH*

>>78124101
DJ fight is off and everyone secretly wanted to watch it.

>>78124041
That's Robert Whittaker. Bisping vacated live on PPV.

>>78124105
how the fuck does this guy do a couple hours of jitz like 5 times a week and still stay so fucking disgustingly fat?

Either way I absolutely despise him and pretty much all of bro brogans 'comedian friends'

>>78124119
I've sadly been posting on here for 2+ years and I watch almost every UFC event.

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>>78124080
>>78124086
Im posting this while jogging through the woods

>>78124100
so my point is proven. no one gives a fuck about you because you're not in the direct path of the hurricane. you are not tough for staying when you're not in critical danger. you also wouldn't be tough for staying if you were in the direct path of the cat 5 - you'd just be retarded. that's how this whole argument originated.

don't patronize me, faggot. and i promise you nothing of value will be lost if you perish.

>>78124095
maybe if this is your first day posting, newqueer

>>78124133
Poor diet, I'm sure when he's home he gets very high and gorges on cuban and italian food all day.

>>78124122
that got my jimmies too actually

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>>78124122
Everybody knows what a big deal Silva's record is

>>78124142
clearly maladjusted. sorry about your genetics

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>>78124101
Bitterness

>>78124133
I can only imagine how disgusting it would be to roll with him. Had to do that a couple of times with a sweaty fat dude.

>>78124155
This is why he's the GOAT 2bh

>>78124143
Wow there is no need to be this degree of angry, I'm not acting superior for staying in Coral Springs and not heading up north, most of my neighbors are staying. Just wanted to maybe help you learn a bit about how South Florida handles hurricanes.

>>78124178
This is the spammer

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Conor McGregor

>>78124188
and doctors would love to help you become less of a fucked up sperg but unfortunately that's not the world we live in. you bragged about your "south floridian strength xDD" like a retard when you're not even in danger. kys

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reminder that with 1 year of takedown defence training he would absolutely run through the ufc 155 division

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Nunes vs Shevchenko
Magny vs Dos Anjos
Latifi vs Pedro
Stephens vs Melendez
Cejudo vs Reis

>>78124213
>when you're not even in danger.
I am still in the path of a category 4 hurricane, I am not in danger because my family and my city is well prepared.

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>>78124216
shev
magny
latifi
stephens
cejudo

>>78124178
RDA and Magny appear to be the shortest and tallest

>>78124214
He's too small for 155 dude.

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>>78124216
Shevchenko
RDA
Pedro
Stephens
Cejudo

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>>78124216
noon nes
Dos Angios
Pedro
melendez
Reis

>>78124133
he eats like shit even though he's been claiming he's on a diet for years. he's pretty funny desu

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>>78124161
Colby Bless your soul

>>78124226
it's gonna be a light drizzle, quit being overdramatic schaubfag

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>>78124216
SHEVCHENKO
RDA
PEDRO
STEPHENS
CEJUDO

>>78124263
>it's gonna be a light drizzle
I wish.

>>78124214
>>78124235
Don't boxers fight like around 10lbs their walking weight?

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here's the goof and winner image btw :^)

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>>78124227
>Dynamic Fastener

>>78124269
You're alright, Coral Spring. I mean you're clearly autistic, but at least you mean well. Stay safe.

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>>78124235
he's got a fairly average frame compared to ufc 155ers

>>78124253
he's actually not in that bad shape for this fight, see pic related

>>78124279
He's not even fighting, use one of those Nunes heads you have.

>>78124291
Thank you.

>>78124279
shoulda used the bisping goof image lol

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*check hooks you*

>>78124292
GGG?

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>>78124216
Bullet
Magny
Latifi
Stephens
Cejudo

>>78124293
a fighter on the card can't be the goof for the card because they might end up goofing themselves. which is pretty lame

>>78124292
He's too small for 155 my man. His little head, his little legs, his little core. He'd do better at 145.

all these idiots picking Latifi

>>78123358
I'd stick my penis in her mouth if you know what I mean

>>78124292
Canelo is going to kick his ass, Canelo is the future of boxing

Someone please post the mark hunt posting on 4chan

>>78124301
good luck brother

hopefully you've got enough food and water for the next few days. and I know you def can't swim because you're black but it sounds like you're pretty confident that you won't have to. take care bud

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is this the best bunda in the UFC?

>>78124292
Are forearms where all the power comes from?

>>78124353
Thanks, I've got plenty of food and water for my family. I'm not black though lol don't know where you got that from.

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Reminder

>>78124064
No you're always moaning man

if valentina loses will she go to 125?

>>78124370
fuck no look at that cellulite, she looks like she don't wipe her ass.

>>78123565
>>78123552
They look more masculine than their sisters. Could it be roids?

>>78124375
Where do you go toilet?

>>78123514
>>78123552
right desu

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What did Floyd do to MMA's biggest draw my man?

>>78124395
she's going to do it regardless if she wins or not. if nunes wins then she gets pena or raquel then nunes goes to 125. no matter what happens there will be a 125 vs 135 champ fight

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>>78124216
Shev
RDA
Latifi
Stephens
Cejudo
Honestly if I get goofed I think it's either Latifi or Shev that do it.

Daily reminder that heem is full of zilches

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thoughts?

>>78124375
I could have sworn that you told me you were black on here. maybe it was someone else impersonating you

>>78124178
posting this on rmma

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>>78124379
Niggeh

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>>78124350
Best I can do

>>78124449
must've been someone else

>>78124430
latifi will be your downfall but don't be surprised if RDA loses as well.

>>78124424
>pena or raquel
For sureeee Pena isn't getting a titleshot next my guy.

If Shevchenko wins then they do an immediate rematch

If Nunes wins, she moves up to 145 to fight Cyborg then retire (Her words, not mine)

>>78124446
Should've head kicker her desu

>>78124430
I think stephens is probably gonna lose

>>78124446
he warned her and she didn't listen, a great lesson for her to listen to her father.

>>78124457
True actually, but I quite like RDA so need to pick him
>>78124472
Nah, he's good. I think he'll beat Gil. Lost too many recently but they've been somewhat competitive

>>78124461
LMAO. Nunes said specifically that she would never fight Cyborg. She said she would only move to 145 if Germaine or Holly was champ. you're making shit up. Also Pena is getting a title shot if Nunes doesn't go to 125 first

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>>78124452
Thanks I found it in the archive

>>78124370
she nice

>>78124398
t. twink irishboi

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RDA vs. Woodley would be a spicy fight

>>78124446
>Sent flying
>Just laughs it off

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>>78124518
>Colby

>Meme

>>78124503
Pennington or McMann are getting the title shot before Pena.

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>>78124509
kek, I havdn't actually seen that one. Sounds too well-written for Hunto desu

>>78124450
i'd be surprised if it hasn't been posted there already. i should have put a trip watermark on it just to be a dick

>>78124370
Cheesecake has a lovely bit of pudge. She looks better on fightnights.

>>78124518
>RDA might get a title shot two fights into a new division
good for him

>>78124533
>Has the backing of someone who spams scat here

Yup he's a meme alright. Also a boring fighter who has beaten nobody.

>>78124374
no

>>78124518
Woodley would annihilate RDA

>Darren Till calls out Ponzi
>Gets Cerrone instead
>Oim the best striker in the UFC

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>>78124565

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how does this make you feel?

>>78124606
Damn, lowkey lee took the neckpill.

>>78124604
Counting down the hours till you're home on your laptop and have access to the blacked folder?

Damn how did you become such a loser bro?

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>>78124627
How do I into neck gains?

>>78124606
GSP is small

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>>78124631
What do you think of Ariel Helwani?

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dana made a big no no by posting this

>>78124682
What is the best online mma community?

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>>78124216
hue via tko(head kick and punches) 2nd round
lanky fag via dec split 29-28 28-29 30-27
latifi via sub(gogoplata) 3rd round
gilbert via ko(punch) 1st round
cejudo via dec majorty 29-27 28-28 30-26