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/mlb/ General - Twenty-Eight Edition

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CWS:Carlos Rodon (shoulder) to undergo MRI Friday
SF:Brandon Belt (concussion) likely out for year
CLE:Jay Bruce (neck) could return this weekend
MIN:Miguel Sano (shin) feels sore after running
MIN:Polanco's two-run single propels Twins to win
KC:Herrera dinged by Twins in blown save, loss
COL:Nolan Arenado homers, plates four in victory
CLE:Gonzalez belts two of Indians' five homers
CLE:Kluber fans 13 White Sox over seven innings
CHC:Rizzo goes for two in win over Pirates
SD:Clayton Richard fires six scoreless in win
ATL:Suzuki plays walk-off hero against Marlins
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In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Indians "fans".
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WE CAN'T STOP THE DODGERS BROS
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Daddy Greinke sucks my pooter.
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Nats desu senpai
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>>78122439
Your team is real shit if it lost a playoff series at home to the fucking DODGERS.
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WINDIANS!Nobody can stop us!
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jays etc
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Dodgers-rays broship
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>giants think their tank can compete with ours

Unlike our team, they don't only have one actual major league player.
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So I heard were good now? Is it safe to watch games again?
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What if Mike Moustakas never beats Steve Balboni's record?
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http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/09/07/253115856/padres-fan-makes-barehanded-catch-with-one-hand-and-saves-tray-of-barbecue

Padres status:
Chads that can make great catches and get the girl ____
Not chads ____

Dudders fans status:
Manlet mejicanos about to get ICE'd ____
Not in fully panic mode ____
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>>78122506
The way it's looking he might only not break the record, he may never walk again under his own human power
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>>78122507
I'm gonna put a check mark on first padres one, and first dudders one desu
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My dealer is on vacation so I'm stuck buying cheap bud at dodgers stadium
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Jets, mets and sabres master rice!
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>>78122541
Prozac or Valium?
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For me it's GSW and the WINDIANS!!!
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Rhys all over my face
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The thing I hate the most about the Indians is the loyal fanbase and how they get to play in a packed house all the time.

The greatest show in sports. Im so jealous.
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Mlb is gay
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>Win pennant
>15 game win streak
>
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>>78122562
Meth
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>>78122595
LA above San Fran, as usual.
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>>78122595
This doesn't match the eye test. Cleveland are the most loyal sports town in America.
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The A's are giving away fidget spinners this weekend
Do I go to the game and just get the spinner or stay and try to get someone else's spinner
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>>78122637
no, you don't
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>>78122576
>>78122631
Aren't you a sneks bandwagon?
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>>78122595
kek Indians absolutely BTFO
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Complete this sentence: the Los Angeles Dodgers have ____ franchise rings
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>>78122637
Go and take multiple spinners, then set a World record for person using most spinners at a time
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>>78122631
Fuck off. At least my city has a baseball team unlike your garbage neck of the woods
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>>78122659
>can't in to sarcasm
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>>78122670
0.
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>>78122679
Are you retarded?
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>>78122670
ancient and irrelevant
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>check the general
>overflowing autistic hysterics

I see the Dodgers lost again
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>>78122690
No, but these paint chips sure are tasty.
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>>78122709
The Dodgers probably won't win a single game ever again.
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what will your facial reaction be after the los angeles dodgers are eliminated before they reach the national league championship series?

i've included mine here, for reference
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god damn these lifelong Indians fans are obnoxious
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>>78122778
It's almost impossible. They'd have to lose almost every single game from here on. They have free wins from the Giants and Padres, it's not possible.
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One of the biggest series of the year

TONIGHT
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>>78122822
>biggest
Relative to whom please chunky
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>>78122822
>2-1
The White Sox can't not compete
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>>78122415
you forgot about this guy >>78122439
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>>78122855
I think he is that guy
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>>78122818
>i don't know what the nlcs is
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>>78122845
its okay bullpen will take care of it
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>>78122822
.5 GA
loss = first pick

Tank strong.
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>>78122406
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>>78122929
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
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>>78122929
CLEVELAND INDIANS WON A PENNANT AND HAVE NO FANS
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>>78122929
>>78122933
This will never not be hilarious. Fuck Bryce Harper.
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>>78122929
*tips first base
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>>78122818
>>78122882
maybe he's thinking pre-1993?
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>>78122883
>>78122920
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>>78122965
Holy fucking shit those ERAs.
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>>78122965
Just think, if they listed the player's weights you would easily be #1 fatty on the list
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>>78122965
0 to 21.60
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>>78122982
Why so obsessed?
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>>78122988
>>78122980


Clippard isn't on the team anymore.

For some reason mlb.com won't let me do a relief split for the last 30 games
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>>78122947
Leave my breh alone.
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>>78123016
Corn rows only work on a black dude, Booce.
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>>78123007
Probably fat fingered the dropdown menu

oh shit I said menu

OH SHIT RUN
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>>78122595
The angels, bluejays giants and dodgers all have tickets bought out by the owner if they don't have a sell out
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>>78122595
>it's real
kek
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>>78122670
The Los Angeles Dodgers have 6 (six) franchise rings

The rest of the NL West only have 4 (four) rings they've won in their current cities
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>>78122929
>>78122933
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
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Montreal BTFO again

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/montreal/montreal-expos-mlb-hurricane-1.4280411
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>>78122595
AHAHA
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Can someone drive me to dodger game. Cars been stolen
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>>78123105
>>78123052
>>78122943
Hmmmmm it's was at 17 posters before I posted it became 18 then the post below me was still18 hmmmmmmm
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>>78123142
You seem upset.
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>>78123167
You seem to be the shitposter that is replying to his own post
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>>78123188
Please calm down.
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Tom Brady!!!!
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>>78123204
You must be that seething doyers fag
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>>78123142
we just need to accept the fact that /mlb/ generals only get 70-90 posters, 100 on a good day.
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>>78123103
REEXPANSION DENIED

MEXICO AND VANCOUVER CONFIRMED
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>>78123219
It's at 18 right now
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>>78123214
bretty gud
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>>78123214
>Cheatriots

kek
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>multiple posts made in a short period of time
>poster count doesn't rise

Really makes me think about what's going on right now.
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>>78123094
>>78122933
>>78122929
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
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all me desu
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>>78123234
i mean once we reach bump limit, the final poster count is around 70-90 these days, at least when ive checked, it may be more
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>>78123094
>>78122933
>>78122929
>>78123246
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>>78123214

Last night was a fucking travesty 3/4 of my teams lost. (I'm not a dodger fan, but I am if they're vs rockies or the cubs )
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>>78123405
>having 3-4 teams
wew lad
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>>78123405
>3/4 of my teams
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Can someone tell me how the postseason savvy Dodgers are going to lose in the LDS?
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>>78123405
>unironically watching a full concussioncuttocommercial game
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>>78123430
>>78123445

if I got 3 screens, i need 3 teams
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>>78123480
sure, bud. kershaw will have a decent game one, but they'll lose after a rally kills their pen
they'll win games two and three, giving their fanbase that palpable sense of championship hope
then games four and five will be massive blowouts, reducing /mlb/ to a glorious shitslinging hatefest
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you guys know that he just posts things to rile you up, right? stop giving him (You)s when he's literally just begging for attention
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Is it gay to like tall white girls with no curves? I mean they have a pussy so its ok right? It don't matter if they have broader shoulders than you right?

just wondering lads.
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>>78123405
>3/4 of my teams
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>>78123530
even if it is "gay," who gives a shit? dumbass frogposter
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>>78123530
>No curves
Go back to ireland
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>>78123555
You're weird.
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>>78123530
What do you count as tall? Gisele?
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>TOP 3 CATCHERS IN MLB VIA fWAR
>Buster Posey 3.8
>Gary Sanchez 3.6
>JT Realmuto 2.8
Discuss.
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>>78123606
5'11 and above.
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>>78123590
you let others' opinions of your behavior dictate whether or not you're ok with your own attractions and somehow i'm the weird one?

l e l
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>>78123644
> fWAR
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Always for LETS GO SNEKS
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>>78123691
Dbags suck. Kiss my six rings.
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>>78123530
>not liking tall fat amazons
pleb taste detected
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Tank not messing around one bit
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>>78122822
You're fat
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>MLB moving a series between the Yankees and the Rays supposed to be played in Florida to... New York City
Yankee privilege strikes again.
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>>78122818
>We get a bye week in Arizona
>>Get swept by Dbacks

>No way we lose a single game to the Dads.
>>Lose 3 of 4 to the Padres

>Free wins at home
>>Get swept by Dbacks AGAIN

>we may be slumping but at least we'll win all the kershaw star-
>> _ 3.2 IP ace and done

Just stop! You jinx. Just stop!
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>Panturds and Falcucks fans thinking their teams will do anything of note in the division
Ringlets need not apply.
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>>78123813
>let go of Holland, acquire volstad

NO BRAKES FULL SPEED AHEAD
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>>78123644
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my feet hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger
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>>78123841

I sold both of them I got on ebay a week later, just as i do with pretty much any gimmick giveaways. Not bags, bags are actually useful.

>the shit that people will buy...
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>>78124016
>I sold both of them I got on ebay
Are Hot Pockets and pork rinds that expensive?
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https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/braves-apologize-for-playing-rock-you-like-a-hurricane-during-marlins-game/

Braves bringing the BANTZ
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If we get can out-tank the Giants this weekend. We get upgraded to mechs or Imperial Knights for you 40k nerds.

>>78124068
I just don't like clutter. I sell or get rid of anything I havn't used in 2 years, except books and 40k stuff.

I prefer to spend my money on booze desu.
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>>78122855
I'll add it to the list, I recently had to update casual lifelong Astros fans to casual lifelong Indian fans. The world keeps turning. Gotta stay relevant.

>>78122879
Nope. Sorry. Not me.
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>>78123713
I'm sorry you feel that way bud. I'm sure your team is cool too. I'm just here to GO SNEKS
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>>78124137
Go back to pretending to be a Cusb fag
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Crusader Mk.III = White Sox
M24 Chaffee = Giants
River = the barrier to the first pick
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>>78122836
Relative to the first overall pick
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As of right now.
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>White Sox get first pick
>Don't pick Beer

I'm going to be extremely disappointed if this happens.
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>Dbacks got gud all of the sudden with 13 win streak

What the fuck is this bullshit?
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>>78124180
I've been accused of being DG too many times to count, but I believe this is the first time I've ever been accused of being mo'Lester. Congratulations. You're retarded.

>mo'Lester#fuckoff
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>>78124245
#suckwangforturang
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>>78124264
lmao I don't even trip anymore because you fags are so obsessed with me that you stole my trip

Now here you are still obsessed with me, still posting my trip lmao
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>>78124273
>Burger, Fry, Turang

"No"
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>>78124295
One! One! One!
One guy dude!
Ha ha ha.
Two! Two! Two!
Two gay dudes!
Ha ha ha.
Three! Three! Three!
Three gay dudes!
Ha ha ha.
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>>78124316
>Fry
>figuring
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>>78123016
The most important thing is that I FEEL sexy.
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>>78124368
Lmao this has been disproven so many times, yet you fags continue to propagate this nonsense. Don't ever reply to me with that bullshit again.
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>>78124183
Perfect.
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i want equal shitposting across all fanbases t bh
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>>78124425
Calm down, Josef.
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>>78124409
Why are such an insecure fag lmao
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>>78124409
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>>78123680
being confident and self-determinate is fucking weird you weirdo get out of here unless you have some crippling insecurity to spray
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>>78124468
This has been proven time and time again to be doctored lmao. Keep being obsessed with me tho
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>>78124535
How old are you Mo
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pls talk about my jays
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>>78124681
What is there to talk about man? Other than "when are they going to start the rebuild?"
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>>78124698
next year
that's when the REAL tank starts
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>>78124681
The recent influx of obnoxious Indians fans make the last couple year's of leaf posts almost tame by comparison.
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>>78124706
Good luck with the rebuild friend, >my team is still a few years out from competing.
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>you are now aware that granderson is slashing .097/.253/.290 for the doyers
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>>78124575
38
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Wincinnati, you around?
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Have we sufficiently laughed at the dodgers yet?
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>>78124816
Nope. We keep laughing until the laughter turns to tears.
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>>78124844
Looks like the postseason showed up a month early for him.
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>>78124453
Uncle Joe did nothing wrong desu
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Have we ever seen as epic as a collapse as this Dodgers season?
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>>78124794
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>>78124954
It's not over yet senpai, but so far only recent comparison is to the Red Sox.

>>78125030
That's a balk
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>>78124844

I did the same thing when I pitched bad as a kid or when my parents would only buy me 2 hotdogs instead of 3.
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>>78125060
omg no tendies?
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>>78125060
>or when my parents would only buy me 2 hotdogs instead of 3.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha weren't you having an autism fit yesterday about how you aren't fat.
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>>78125060
>parents still buy you shit at 10
Why didn't you get a job?
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>>78124844
Cheeky score pop up

>>78125060
Kershtism BTFO
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>>78125087

our league concession stand didn't have tendies, this was back in the 90s so I'm sure they have fully loaded nachos with the option to add beef or chicken, jumbo dogs, polish, and brats in the present day.

>>78125108
haha, i actually did had a job at 10, no bullshit. it was just a shitty construction labor job i did during the summer but i pretty much had every n64 game, rumble packs, ect because of it and my friends were jelly as fuck

>>78125088
haha, i said I wasn't fat, I didn't say I didn't eat like an eating champion
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>>78125046
>only recent comparison is the Red Sox.
h-hey don't forget about the Barves too
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>>78125217
Nobody read that shit fatty
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>>78125046
>That's a balk
kek
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>>78125217
i had a janitor job in grade school, was an only child, was fat, and i also had every single fuckin video game to ever come out, and got them all on pre-order, and got the rumble pak and expansion pak the day those fucking things came out. everyone wanted to stay overnight at my house to play all that sweet ass shit
i feel our childhoods were very much alike
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>>78125030
Could you do something for me? You can do 1 or you can do multiple but could you weight (i.e. players value/league average value) the AVG, OBP and SLG for catchers this season?
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>>78125349
I did.
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>>78125571
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Mets
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>>78125829
Will need 5 years worth of rebuilding to compete again.
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>>78125827
Very nice chart. Feels good to have Willson.
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>>78125918
>Yankees have lower chance of winning the division but higher chance of winning the Eries than the Cheat Sox

kek
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>>78125918
Bring up what this looks like 3 weeks ago. Dodgers probably would have had insane WS%
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I honestly didn't know Venezuela could be black.

I thought that Acuna lad from the barves was Dominican or Rican. heh, you learn something new every day.
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Why is it that left-handed batters are worse against left-handed pitchers than right-handed batters are against right-handed batters? More exposure/practice?
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>>78126034
I mean right-handed batters against right-handed pitchers, woops.
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>>78125918
Nobody can stop the Windians
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>>78125829
I remember when all the >mest fags were boasting about winning the NL East in March and early April. That was some funny shit. I tried to talk some sense in to you guys, but you were too busy posting *strikes you out* and Thor memes to listen. How does it taste? It's bitter, isn't it? I hope you choke on it. Fuck the Mets. They'll be irrelevant for the next 10 years. You may as well join your 'brothers' and become a Yankees fan now.
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>>78125963
With teams that, if the season ended yesterday, would be in the playoffs.
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>>78125963
Also, couldn't adjust to exactly three weeks, sorry.
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>>78126034

I think it's a combination of seeing the ball at a certain angle and the way some pitches will break depending on what hand you use to throw it
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In contrast
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>>78126111
Am I the only one who can't tell who the fuck is who in these charts?
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>>78126180

no. overlaying ten lines with similar colors and naming the teams acronyms no one fucking calls them is moronic
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>>78126180
>>78126111
Indians
Dodgers
Astros
Nationals
Cubs
Yankees
Diamondbacks
Red Sox
Rockies
Twins
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>>78126180
They don't even do the sensible thing and just put their dumbass acronyms at the end of the lines
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>>78126180

step up your autism bro
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>>78126266
I really don't want to trust Nate Particleboard's predictions. He said the Indians would win the Series last year.
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>>78126227
I appreciate the support, but don't you drink a lot? Anyone else that can't decipher these things that isn't going through DTs?
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>>78126305

attempting to project baseball outcomes is a completely futile exercise

>>78126310

:^)
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>>78126305
They couldn't have come any closer last season
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>>78126305
IIRC he predicted the Cubs the whole way
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>>78126305
They already won the WS in 2017 if we're being honest
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>>78126305
>>78126329

Skepticism is warranted.
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>>78126557
>71%
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>>78126517
True. it was Cubes until they were down 3-1. and every projection system is going to pick the team that only has to win one more as opposed to three more
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>>78126611
Indians are the best team in baseball, there really isn't any competition this year.
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>>78126669
Oh, come on now.
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>>78126611
Even then it he only conceded a few percentage points I think.

>>78126669
Diamondbacks and Astros are both good, although I prefer Indians in a matchup with the Astros. Cleveland and Arizona WS matchup, not sure who I prefer. I think I'd take DBacks in a Houston and Arizona WS matchup but could be very close.
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The Los Angeles Dodgers are better than your shit team.
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>>78126712
Eh, I'm pretty confident about the Indians. There isn't any team that realistically has a chance against us. We're one of the best teams of all time.
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>>78126305

that's an insult to particleboard. that stuff is actually still very useful and essential in nearly every residential and commercial construction project.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NATE ASBESTOS after:

>Anything baseball related
>POTUS Election 2016
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>>78126760
Holy fuck lmao
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>>78126760
>got caught replying to a shitposter

Good job though
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Must. Not. Reply. To. Obvious. Indians. Troll. Poster.
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>>78126812
delete this
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>>78126760
Been saying this since I started following the Indians a week ago. They're just too good.
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>>78126822
It's okay. A little aloe and Clearasil should clear your rash right up.
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>>78126760
Jesus Christ
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>>78126989
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>>78127053
Where did you find this pic of me
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>>78127068
In my porn folder
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>>78127126
That'll be 5 bucks baby. I don't recall handing out freebies.
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>>78126091
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
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>>78127393
>imagine being so obsessed with the Dodgers that you think anyone who rightly criticizes the Mets is a Doyer fan
SAD!
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>>78127403
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
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>>78127408
lel
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>>78127408
>imagine repeating a statement like a parrot to someone who isn't even a Doyers fan like it's going to change the fact that the Mets are an embarrassment
Keep going man.
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>>78127438
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
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>There's a baseball game today
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This is now a The Dodgers choke in the playoffs general
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>>78127449
The Mests are shit.
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>>78127465
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
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Offseason /mlb/ will be a nice reset, all these lifelong imports from the more swarthy sports will retreat to the Bronbron and phew
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hey guys, did you know that in their last ten (10) playoff appearances, the los angeles dodgers (LAD) have finished 1st eight (8) times and 2nd two (2) times...

only to choke ten (10) out of ten (10) times?
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>>78127457
Please lose. You just need to lose 4 games and then you can win out
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>>78127393
>>78127408
>>78127449
>>78127473
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>>78127473
The Mets are awful.
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>>78127489
Multiple Entries and also Matt Adams home run off Clayton Kershaw in the 2014 NLDS dodgers choke dodgers choke 7 game losing streak dodgers choke the padres have been to the world series more recently than the dodgers multiple entries clayton kershaw's playoff ERA is bad
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>>78127484
>Please lose. You just need to lose 4 games and then you can win out
I'm sorry friend, we're trying to win, but good job on that 1.7 million rebate
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>>78127521
Why are you convinced I'm a fucking Dodgers fan?
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>>78127528
listen, bud. your precious dodgers choke in the playoffs, ok?
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>>78127528
Multiple Entries
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>>78127525
Just give us the #1 seed, anon. It's 4 games in the CS anyway
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>>78127546
>>78127553
I'm a fucking Yaks fan you autists.
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>>78127566
Clayton Kershaw's postseason earned run average
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>>78127559
I tell you what. If the Cleveland Indians can earn more wins than the Astros, we will let you have #1 seed.
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>>78127566
m u l t i p l e
e n t r i e s
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>>78127595
We might win out the season, anon. We on 15 straight right now but y'all just won't lose
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>>78127615
>We on 15 straight right now but y'all just won't lose

Eyes on the prize, fambo
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you can only respond to this post if your team has a more recent ring than the cincinnati reds

not so fast, dodgers
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>>78127636
Do pennant rings count?
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>>78127636
Do Cy Young Awards count?
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>>78127636
>multiple entries
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The 2000 Yankees finished the regular season 2-13 and won it all. What makes you think the Dodgers should worry?
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>>78127615
DESU I think >we want HFA for the DS and road for the CS and up. But the chips fall where they may.
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Do you guys think the Orange Ducks will be intimidated playing in a packed house full of lifelong loyal Cleveland sports fans tonight?

Probably the toughest place to play in all of sports.
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>>78127767
I mean, >we HAVE been better on the road this season but at this rate it might be #1 overall
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>>78127746
The Yankees aren't notorious cursed chokers.
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>>78127781
PEOPLE IN CLEVELAND WORK FOR A LIVING
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>>78127746
>Throughout the first half of the season, the Dodgers stayed in first place by a large margin. On August 11, they were 13 1⁄2 games ahead of the Giants and 14 1⁄2 games ahead of the Phillies, and as a result they were already looking ahead to facing the New York Yankees in the 1951 World Series; the Associated Press commented on their dominance, saying that "unless they completely fold in their last 50 games, they're in." While the Phillies fell out of contention, the Giants won 16 consecutive games from August 12 to August 27, cutting their deficit from 12 1⁄2 games to six.

>By September 20, the Dodgers had ten games left to play while the Giants had seven, and the Dodgers had a 4 1⁄2 game advantage, making a pennant win appear imminent. However, the Giants won their last seven games, and the Dodgers needed to defeat the Phillies in the final game of the season to force a playoff; they did so by winning 9–8 in 14 innings, leaving both teams with a record of 96–58.
>The Giants won game one, while the Dodgers came back to win game two. After trailing for most of game three, the Giants rallied to win the game and the series
>It's happening again
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>>78127790
How are the Dodgers cursed? If they're cursed then so are the Pirates, Orioles, A's, etc

1988 isn't that long ago
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>>78127970
1988 was literally 30 years ago.
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>>78127990
2017-1988 = 30(?)
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>an hour and a half to get home in time for the tankbowl

Who else /hype/ here?
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>>78128007
29 years to be more precise.
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>be Darwin Barney
>travel to the west coast and back on your off day for your daughters birthday
>dont arrive back till early morning today
>have to play 3B because Donaldson isn't feeling well
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Post underrated rookies
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dodgers won
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Dod
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Indians are the best team ever assembled.
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Tickets to the SF-CWS game are going for 2$ on StubHub.
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sent here from /nfl/, should I put all my money on the Indians? Teasing a browns over 5 1/2 with indians winning the eries.
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>>78128078
Carlos got nothing on Yolmer
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>>78128184
>Giants "fans" were everywhere the past couple of years
>completely empty stadiums now.
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>>78127970
t. can't even shitpost in 1988 because no public internet but too delusional to realize that the world has been technologically modernized since then
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>>78127940
AND THERES TRAFFIC TO WORRY ABOUT
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>>78128184
tickets for phillies games are given out for free outside CBP
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>>78128184
I want to go and see Gio but alas I can't. sucks.
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>>78128211
not a lot of Giants fans in the South Side of Chicago it seems.
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I don't mind losing, it's losing to garbage perma-runnerups like the Diamondbacks and Rockies that makes me upset.
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>>78128246
There aren't any in San Francisco either.
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>>78128252
That's funny considering both of those teams have accomplished more in the past 29 years than yours.
>>
Captcha: Doger SEries
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>>78128264
that's a shame. A dynasty team should have fans.
>>
Fun reminder that each team in the National League West division (the San Francisco Giants, the Colorado Rockies, the Arizona Diamondbacks, and the San Diego Padres) have all been to the World Series more recently than the Los Angeles Dodgers. Interestingly, two other teams (the Cincinatti Reds and Atlanta Braves) that are no longer in the National League West have made it to the World Series as members of that division more recently than the Dodgers have made it.
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>>78128291
When have they ever made the postseason for 12 straight seasons?
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>>78128298
Literally everyone has become 49ers fans again.
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>>78128306
>12
count again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3w-sbwIHCc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFk9sWeyM5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzZM8CNgA7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWnTiwFdEfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mTXylb3Q_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAxcG9EeMNw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCw2kURqCsk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tHa63o9ujA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y92jL2563jw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2J9Vnw4M-E
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Any mexicans wanna grab a slice before the game tonight?
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>>78128306
When have the Dodgers won a World Series since 1988?
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>>78128321
49ers suck tho
plus their stadium is more closer to san jose than anything
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JUST
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>>78128321
are they only allowed to watch one sport at a time in San Francisco? that's odd.
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The arrogant, and often angry, posts brought to you by ...
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*wins consecutive cy young awards*
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>>78128355
Alright, then they've all become Warriors fans then.
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>>78128363
I thought everyone is into the Warriors now
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Can someone shop the just hair onto this
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THE TRAFFIC NEAR THE STADIUM CAN GET PRETTY BAD
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phils vs trashionals
>>78128392
>>78128392
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one hour until the tankbowl
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>>78128335
When have the Rockies?
>>
>>78128424
>>78128424
>>78128424
red sox vs rays
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>>78128419
we have a more recent pennant
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>>78128430
that looks wildly uncomfortable
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>>78128419
You got me there.
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>>78128452
t. fatty
>>
detroit-toronto game bread
>>78128496
>>78128496
>>78128496
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>Indians game blackout because of Baltimore
>In Durham, NC
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Indians v O's Thread

>>78128653

>>78128653
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/comfy/
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>>78128680

you guys have one of my favorite outfield spots in MLB with that bridge. also, how the fuck do they keep citi field so clean
>>
How mad will you all be when the Dodgers win it all this year?
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lol memeiners pretty much have to sweep the angels if they want anything close to a shot
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>>78128763
Homicidal with rage.
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>>78128763
Not me. I always root for the underdog.
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>>78128704
Because we arent 3rd world niggers like the bronx, its on the border of long island and queens so generally theres a lot of civilized white people. Everyone that works here is so nice
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>>78128871
>so generally theres a lot of civilized asian people
ftfy
t. flushing
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TankBowl day 1
CWS White Sox (#1 of 3)

8:10 PM ET | 7:10 PM CT | 5:10 PM PT

>>78129026
>>78129026
>>78129026
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>>78128809
is that a cute girl sitting in front of you
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>>78128430
fake bewbs
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>>78128827

kek
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>>78128809
my god, what kind of terrible poor person phone is that
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>no jays thread
rip optimists
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>>78129177
Yeah
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>>78129274
There is a Jays thread, friend. It was posted up earlier. I can understand why there have been a distinct lack of Canucks this year.
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>>78129259
The image was compressed, default resolution is like 5mb per image
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>>78129290
you should sniff her hair haha
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Who else is excited for the DBacks to be knocked out in the NL Wild Card game?
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>>78129326
>implying they won't win the division
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>>78129326
All of a sudden everyone forgets that Greinke has lost a winner-take-all game before
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>>78129307
lmao whatever you say, poor person
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>>78129112
>the vagiants and whos have a gamethread
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>>78129359
It would take a historic collapse for that to happen
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>>78129399
>it will be an historic collapse when that happens
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>>78129316
I did and she got up and left
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>>78129440

comfy game
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What should be the O/U on wins for the rest of the doyers schedule?
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A homerun from reyes literally landed the row in front of me
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November can't come soon enough.
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>>78129453
Sure is
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>>78129512
the patrician ballpark snack. good choice, bro.
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>>78129529
>>78129532
>>78129532
>>78129532
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Micheal A Taylor just hit an inside the park Grand Slam for the Nats
>phillies
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>>78129774
They're tanking hard.
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>>78129774
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>>78129817
CF didn't hustle on a ball over his head that he misjudged.
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>>78129833
pew pew pew pew pew
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>>78129835
Exactly.
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>>78129488
.5
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>>78129512
>tfw life threatening allergy to peanuts
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>>78129980
I thought they just cured that shit

Sorry to hear though bro, eating them in your memory
>>
Is Jose Fernandez on the DL or something?
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>>78130192
He's playing for the Angels with Yordano Ventura now.
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>>78130244
>angels
>implying murder doesn't send you to hell
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>>78130396
It was the only afterlife themed team I could make that joke with. Of course they're in hell.
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>>78130244
>ventura
>fernandez
Devil Rays more likely
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>>78130467
lifelong astro fan here, who?
>>
triple play on the jays
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im ready lads, I've seen it all now
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>>78130547
>>78129774
Crazy shit happens after Sept callups.
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MARINERS!
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>>78130637
Suck a fart out my ass with a bendy straw, you stupid Mariner fuck.
>>
>>78130889
That is something a Mariners fan would actually enjoy. Tell him to have heterosexual intercourse.... that'll piss him off.
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>>78130889
You seem rustled
>>
Fuck me, a triple then a double
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>>78130962
I'm SICK and tired of these faggot ass SEATTLE retards who don't know ANYTHING about baseball clogging up my INTERNET TUBES instead of watching the GREATEST team in America, the TEXAS RANGERS.
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We got a pretty big wave going
>>
>giobusto
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>>78131218
That trade worked better for the Whos then it did for the Nats.
>>
>>78131177
Is canadian mobile phone technology still stuck in 2005
>>
>>78131293
Trudeau made some weird mandate weird white people had to give up their new cell phones to refugees and they all got Moto RAZR's
>>
>>78131293
It's zoomed in, I should have taken the picture after it passed us

Also yes though, we have a lower level of technological development
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>>78131068
>asks another man to suck his ass
>Texas
sounds right
>>
FUCKING INDIANS!!!!

Hate them so much.
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>>78123906
> being surprised that the cancerous Bankees are cancerous
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>>78131470
:^(
>>
GO SNEKS
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> My Orange Ducks shit the bed
> All is as it has always been and will always be.
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>>78131830
Better orange ducks than red cocks am I right?
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branderson gonna be the stooper tomorrow aft lads
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>>78131470
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Reminder that NO ONE cares about your win streak.

*Turns the triple play
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>16
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>>78132046
Chief Wahoo..... he's so hot right now
>>
>>78132029
Poor Detoilet. Having to watch a rival do better than you must be hard.
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>>78132029
Good job, kiddo

*Turns the triple play by himself
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>>78122406
29!
Go sneks!!
>>
Angels Mariners

>>78132241
>>78132241
>>78132241
>>
there will be a perfect game tomorrow guys :+
>>
You can't make fun of Indians fans for being new. You can however point out that most of the people in Cleveland can name more players from the 97 team than the current one.
>>
>>78128291
Dbacks are garbage expansion team that nobody asked for in AZ and should have never be allowed to exist in the first place
>>
God, the A's are terrible
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>>78132537

> jim thome will never hit another moonshot
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>red sox win
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>dodgers are winning winning
suck my cock haters
>>
>>78132537
the 40 years between '54 and '94 are the reason why the 90's players will always be first in the minds of indians fans
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>>78132693
>Already starts bragging in the first inning

Wow no wonder Dodger fanbase are insufferable cunts
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>win 16 games in a row
>still not in 1st place in the AL

JUST
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>>78132729
It's not all Dodgers fans, it's just one REALLY autistic dude.
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windians!
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>>78132811
>that image
lmao the cia literally trained the mujahadeen directly in asymmetrical warfare
>>
>>78132887
I will never forgive the Indians for choking away the series to the Cubs. You're dead to me.
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>>78132729
>insufferable
>singapore

oh the ironing
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>>78132726
I like Belle cause he's edgy and his edginess cost him a MVP. Thats funny.

heh
>>
DODGERS
O
D
G
E
R
S

W I N N I N G
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>>78132946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV3fNK31HD4
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>tfw doyers are losing to avoid peaking in the playoffs
>tfw all these teams on winning streaks will have a skid come playoff times

Never peak early. enjoy watching the rest of the playoffs, mlb
>>
>>78132985
>>78127483
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>>78132985
Rockies are winning tonight though
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>>78132980
Literally our guy.

> only person to hit 50 Home Runs and 50 Doubles in a season
> did it in a strike shortened season
> doesn't win MVP cause he's an asshole
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>>78133025
>facebook tier altright memes
pls gtfo
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Micheal A Taylor
4-5
2 singles, triple, and an inside the park grand slam
5 RBIs
2 runs scored
1 stolen base
Outfield assist to throw out a runner trying to score from second
That's how to fill up a stat sheet
>magic number is now 3
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>>78133030
shame his hip didn't stay healthy, he had a few more years of memes in him
>Belle preferred to have the clubhouse cold, below 60 degrees, and when one chilly teammate turned up the heat, Belle walked over, turned down the thermostat and smashed it with his bat. His nickname, thereafter, was "Mr. Freeze."
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Is Jordan Lyles elite?
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>>78133107
>lyl.jpg
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>>78133091
So fucking edgy wow.
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BREWGODS
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>5-4-3 triple "play"
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>giants and phillies actually thought they could outtank us
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>>78132537
Not true, I can still name most of the starting lineups and a good bit of the rotation and bullpens from 1993-present. 1993 sticks out for me because it was the first Indians game I ever saw live at old Municipal Stadium when I was 8.
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>>78133258
I think you missed his point
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>>78133275
Wasn't paying much attention, just flew in from SC.
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>>78133256
The day Jewry Reinsdorf dies will be a good one.
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/nba/ here. Why the FUCK is Cleveland so based? Faggots get dominated in two sports nkw. That's 2/4 that belong to Da Land. Get fucked faggots
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First pick now in its rightful place.
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diamondbacks btfo
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Bring on the robot umpires please
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>>78133439

i genuinely, unironically think that horizontal ball/strike calls should be made by hardware. the fucking plate is the exact same width in every game, there's no reason we should be relying on human judgment for that
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>>78133464
>just horizontal
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>>78133555

the bitchfits teams would throw about their tall and short players would just add drama and bullshit, espn fodder
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>>78133628
So just program it to adjust based on the player's height. It's not like players get taller and shorter every game.
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>>78133641

they'd change their stances to fuck with the machines, managers would argue about them during at-bats, it would just be way too much trouble
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Does anyone know why /fit/ is allowed to have a culture with off-topic threads that regularly reach 300 posts but any thread that is remotely fun on /sp/ is shut down instantly???
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>>78133656
>they'd change their stances to fuck with the machines
I said program based on their height, not on their stance. A 6 foot tall player gets X strike zone, a 6 foot 1 tall player gets Y strike zone, etc. Stance doesn't come into it and it shouldn't.
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>>78133437
They on the comeback.
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>>78133555
as usual when someone posts an egregious zone like this, it's the technology that's off more than anything
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>>78133671
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>>78133689
Nothing in that paragraph has anything to do with batting stances.
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>>78133689
Why don't they put the umpire in front of the batter so he can see better?
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>>78133707

you're right, where a batter's knees and torso are positioned have absolutely nothing to do with his stance

you fucking moron
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>>78133722
You're right, I'm going to enter MLB with a brand new strategy and squat down to the ground on every pitch so I can get on base 100% of the time. Wish me luck.
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>J.D. Martinez has 35 HRs in 356 AB
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>>78133663
because mods are power-tripping faggots that don't aren't /sp/ regulars, what else is new?
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>Doyers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>78133750
not even 10%
hes shit
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>doyers
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are the doyers finished?
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>>78133747

lmao. so literally every single 6'0" batter has the exact same distance between his knees and torso when ready to bat? ok, bud
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>The Dodgers traded for Curtis Granderson and Yu Darvish instead of J.D. Martinez and Justin Verlander
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>>78133784
Press S to spit on los doyers.
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>>78133786
It doesn't matter. If you seriously think the umps are inspecting the length of each batter's thigh you're fucking retarded.
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>>78133799
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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How do we stop the DBags? They are literally about to comeback from 8-0 down.

its nearly 5AM and Im fucking terrified.
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>>78133806

right. i'm the retard, not the anonymous dorklord on the internet who obviously knows more about the strike zone than decades-tenured professional umpires
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>doyers

kek
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>>78133815
never mind that, how the fuck do we stop the WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWindians????
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>>78133826
It simply can't be done. We're too good.
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>>78133815
you don't
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>>78133786
he's right though, if you're going to implement an automated system, you have to base it on a consistent value, i.e. a batter's height rather than the variable distance between his knees and centre of chest, which itself is consistent should you measure the distance prior to the season as opposed to determining it every game according to stance
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doyers shook
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>>78133857
>Dodgers losing
>sudden influx of Indians "fans"
Hmm...really odd don't ya think?
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At least the DBacks are gonna lose so the Dodgers are gonna be closer to clinching
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>>78133887
>Dodgers losing

not odd at all.
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>>78133891
umm bro I've got bad news
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>>78133810
Don't get dehydrated, now. Get some water and drink up. Then SSSS again.
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DG/NORCAL deserves all of this. Every second of misery you've earned.
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>Indians hot streak
>The first Indians fans of 2017 appear in /mlb/
Hm
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juli/a/
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>>78134007
Give me the quick rundown on Julia.
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Is there a chance dodgers lose the first seed in the playoffs at this rate?
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>>78134007
she could clear my skies and add a layer to my bed any day
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>>78128364
Criminally underrated
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>>78134007
Would love to bring this girl home and introduce her to /mlb/ and explain that there were no Indians fans before the current hot streak
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>>78134036
I just realized the doyers might be tanking in order to get a first round matchup with the cubes instead of the scary dbags or rookies
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>LASTROS
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>>78134036
current projection-wise, not really. not including this live game, the doyers are projected at 106 wins, gnats at 100.
but at this rate they're losing, it could definitely happen. the nationals don't look primed to lose a lotta games down the final stretch, especially given the weakness of their division.
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>>78134090
it was all part of the plan
DG is truly a mastermind
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>>78134087
You seem upset.
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>>78134087
and then it turns out injuns are her second team, then what?
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>>78134054
>>78134087
>>78134020
juli/a/ is for /a/stros fans only!
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>asstros
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>>78133957
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>78134122
i have a vintage orange-yellow-red nolan ryan jersey, can i be a fan
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>>78134120
The Indians are everyone in Cleveland's third team so I'll just admire her dedication.
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>>78134163
wrong answer, you should ditch her immediately for having a >second team at all
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What do they do with all the foul tip baseballs?
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>>78134194
I understand they turn them into juice now
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Lol dumb ginger
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Did Justin Turner just get exposed?
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>>78134276
Yes, he's a mental manlet.
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>>78134180
Everyone on /mlb/ has multiple teams, stupid
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>>78134300
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>>78134328
>not having a team for every division

do you even like baseball?
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>>78134340
>not liking every team in baseball
That way you can never lose.
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>>78134300
No, DG.
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>>78134387
This guy gets it

>>78134399
Share love NOT hate
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Plesac is a goofy mother fucker
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Inside the park grand slam eh I did that a few times
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>>78134445
That was an inside the belly grand slam at Denny's
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>>78134451
Ah yes, definitely a few of those in my day.
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>>78134467
I bet your fat ass never did an inside the pussy grand slam though you blubbery virgin.
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>>78134467
I went 4/4 McDoubles just this day
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>>78134387
>half your teams lose everyday
the real way to do it is to retroactively be a fan of every team that won that day
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A'ss walk off: y/n

place your bets NOW
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>>78134489
tie it in 9, lose in 11
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>>78134497
Never forget
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>>78134482
Correct, I only do solo shots, I'm not a cuck like yourself.

>>78134486
>not eating for the cycle (cheeseburger, mcdouble, triple cheese, big mac)
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>>78134482
I can tell this is DG just by the retarded "banter."

this is what LA pollution does to kids.
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BOOOOOOOGGGGGGG!!!!!
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>>78134520
>not eating for the cycle (cheeseburger, mcdouble, triple cheese, big mac)
Holy fuck..... this is a good idea.
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>>78134520
>>78134542
It should be cheeseburger, McDouble, Big Mac, Double Quarterpounder
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Imagine if the A's had ownership that could afford to pay players. Imagine if the A's had fans. Imagine if the A's didn't have to play in a garbage dump in a ghetto ass coon town. Imagine such a thing. It can be real if you support a Vegas relocation for the Oakland Athletics.
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LOWRY
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>ASTROS
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>>78134555
whatever happened to their san jose plans?
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>>78134581
Indians dont watch baseball
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ONE AND A HALF GAMES, ASTROS
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>>78134586
>being so mad you respond to the wrong post
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>>78134586
>Indians dont watch baseball
http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2017/05/cleveland_indians_have_highest.html

That's factually incorrect.
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>>78134595
>>78134551
Doesn't make sense to have double quarter pounder be the home run desu
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Rangers fans >>>>> Dodgers fans >>>>>>>>>>>> Astros retards >>>>>>>>>>>>> Giants abortions.
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>>78134595
I'm sure Colon is somewhere here now.
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>>78134594
>>78134598
im talking about San Jose being filled with people from India
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>>78134604
We'll discuss this in the next thread
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>>78134608
>>78134608
>>78134608
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>>78134595
I remember Scooter Gennett's cheeseburger cycle
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>>78134194
Foul balls and scud balls:
_ Evaluated for re-use in/for another game
_ Batting practice balls
_ donated to amateur/local leagues
_ handed out lucky kids/fans (by team and broadcast crews)
_ signed and auctioned
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